#sandy-general
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Bonk
torp up the stern
Sandy Shark
du du du du du
Sandy is here to play

@maiden fossil Please refrain from posting GIF/images that show naked character, even if censored
Yes
mb
Bruh










@coarse oak what did i miss on gph?
Sand sex
dunno i was at work 





me
you
Also me


Essex needs a bunnygirl outfit

Heck even Intrepid needs one too













Thanks for keep ssexposting



NA at major esport events
is the anniversary tomorrow?
Anniversary was earlier date
M&M re-run tomorrow


NA will win the world

NAh they wont

god that caught me off guard

Licc


Maintenance for microlayer melody rerun huh. Can’t wait for another 48 hours of not being able to log in 



Like an hour and half left?

Yooo is that the smartsexchip3060
Amd ryssex
Hmmm


Does it make the performance better?
Essex™️ Inside
thats like my pc

Oh yeah, union fantasy skin is back

Hat-ilus
today is so chill
Want to be hot?
Soon 
Wanna get 3rd degree burn?

What in the world did I just see.

I want drunk skin :(
So anniversary outfits then, got it

And then Bluegill saves her ass from drowning, just like how U-556 would of if she gotten to Bismarck much sooner than she did
hmm yes
My achievement this day






@crimson junco got some good shit essex memes



I approve the video above

Essex: I just came back from grilling what's goin-
Praise the Sex [T]/



Alright, that’s enough. I’m confiscating all your Essex pictures. Posting Essex pictures is against the Geneva Conventions. Continue to do that and you will face the judges working for the UN.

It's me or the server is lagging ?
It’s fine for me
same
yeah it was me, i just changed of livebox/wi-fi box, so the connection isn't all right at 100% currently
but it's mostly good
Anyone know whether Tashkent Muse is better than normal Tashkent?


I dont think she is
but I've heard she's still pretty good, just nothing other ships cant do
wont stop me though 


normal tashkent is nice tho
tbh idk about the muse one since default one slaps already


feelsbad I only got the muse Tashkent and not the normal one...
Muse essex when


mussex
Sex squad assemble







@safe wave uhhhh ^^^



poor manjus
Did someone used this on Warspite ?

just to see if the message of the gift has changed from last year or not
is there an actual message?
sex
Yeah I used it when I still in early days. One of the best decision I made in my entire life still use her till this day. Specially those thigh is unbearable

Is there any message? I didn't remember any
Idk
normally it's something like "happy Xth anniversary" but maybe it changed a bit
the X is for the number of game's anniversary, so it should be the 3th this year
either that or im getting something wrong
Maybe they will update it
let's wait the upadate so :(
I never been so happy about a letter

I’ve gotten one from Enterprise but not PoW

imagine oathing to le malin one day but she doesn’t show up to the wedding just bc she’s lazing at her house


6
That's probably a mini hair brush
yeah
I never used mine since I have all the ships

every time i come back to this it has at least 1k more views.
shameless plugging.
checkout my music: https://aptek.bandcamp.com
original meme was too short, so i made it longer
Original meme: https://youtu.be/TGNvRJX3Gu8
Video Source: https://youtu.be/9Pv2tCjQhlk
Audio source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVpJGGQHSqc
god this got me
No Akagi & Kagas' interference version https://youtu.be/72_bqSgiDxE
bilibili link: https://www.bilibili.com/video/bv1r64y1q7pv
niconico link: https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm39200980
music: Everybody (Backstreet's Back)
I could help her practice more than just a kiss

weekly missions are a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be...unnatural
Which one you consider more interesting.
A. Journey of the father discovering the vast and beautiful world
B. His son seeing the effect his father done to the world
uhm, based?
"Wait that's illegal"

dream vacation for essex
nightmare for enty
and little enty
ok now that i think about it
is it actually canon for enty to hate lemons?
Lemon

i thought it started with the collab where the one dressed up as enty hates lemon
but then maybe yostar decided to make it canon
*looking at smol enty's line*
the collab had a profile for Enterprise where it said she dislikes lemons

it was canon fro mthe start
it was part of enty's caracter profile
also this
I will tie Enty and put raw pure lemon in her mouth
inb4 she loosens her restraints
I actually like this version of Shangri-La ngl
stop torturing Enty
🍋
How bout I do anyway
no
bad Bill


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Does essex eat the lemon with or without the peel



enty will owari da her kouhai soon
hate not being able to drag by default

look at enty's expression. are you heartless enough to keep torturing her with lemons? 
enough of the bully
i have bully pass
which one 
the left one
enty's anniv ride
ah
has a Star Trek reference btw
I thought they did tho?
nop dont think so at least
was available during the yamaha collab
and nothing since
I believe I recall seeing it twice


🤝 
i have essex skin, but not enty
heh
but yea I think I recall getting it when it first released
the aforementioned Star Trek reference for one

Ah the torture is done?
Also missing the bluray limited one 
found one on amazon
Buy it
me too
still wish for them to make free the exlusives
considering they're for the abandoned adapt
yea
imo its so dumb that the codes can expire

like there was already limited number of physical editions
imagine if the seller already used the code
So it's basically the most limited skin
thru paypal or ebay
For Enty
👆
👈
yea the most limited
sad
honestly
even if they somehow decided to sell the skin during black friday
even if the price is 10k 
i will buy
Good luck
or a minimum of 4k or 5k?


1200?
then would 3k happen to be the price for the ex-exclusives?
new l2d static background is 1180
assuming they ever did release them
maybe
or probably 2.3k
i want lemon suit essex
Aren't we all
essex oath skin holding flower lemons bouquet
Yellow/lemon themed wedding dress

essex / enty beach skins
actually that would seem bad

#sandy-general being active 
and this one must be l2d
because my mind thought of shitty piss stained one
oh no
I'll stick to this idea
actually

yea that's not bad








Ah you are from Blitz




any1 got the sexcopier gif

there was a micro update this morning, like 4/5 files...did the message changed ?

damn, that's sad, all proposed ships should have something to say 


One day my child will continue my AL account
one day
this skk would leave the port
and my shipgirls would never know when im coming back

My children will look at my collection of oathed essex and wonder if i had some kind of mental issues
if i get old
i would let them go by retiring them
so they wont get worried about me when i leave

If they retire the oathed ship im gonna beat the sht out of em
unironically
I think I'll play until I can no more
its either me who dies or the servers
and I dont fancy my chances
yea same

They weren't wrong.
Its still Sex.

been that way since several months
Already happening to my ship girl

oh shiet
Niec
nickname works


At last




Azur Lane Official Discord decided to embrace the Essex cult to the max this April Fools Day. As such, here is a meme compilation featuring a barrage of memes courtesy of the Discord (and the Essex Cult + meme creators).
BGM:
Lemon Tree - Fool's Garden | Karaoke Version | KaraFun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMUFavYTN1o
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To bad we don't have the rerun for it, I really want Marine Class battleship and Watame horn drill skill
no i alt tabbed back to meeting
discord does the funny where it send the last pic i copied
even tho i clicked this
i was gonna send the essex class ships but memefied into essex

Y'all got essex

Imagine missing one gem





ppl still play genshin
why yeah
Imagine playing Genshin
Ramzh saying he's not playing Genshin? BLASPHEMY
My PC can't even handle Genshin 
Irl told me not to play for a while
Well I don't have the time to get into Inazuma yet, especially when only Noelle is the one that cares most of my gameplay
True, but most of the events were over there a few weeks back
game doesnt want you to play itself, and if you do, you'll find yourself with nothing to do except repetitive dailies after a couple weeks.
its completely designed around 30-60min of gameplay a day
Problem is the speed of traversing over a huge map of sorts
so what you'd do with normal games in that case is wait till new content releases, but you gotta keep playing the same shit every day for miniscule progress just so you have the resources to roll and enjoy the events
its quite bad imo
Problem is the boss fights tend to drop very little ascension mats, or I have characters that need those exact same mats to become barely relevant to use
If you ask me there's also a lack of actual challenge, so there's not even a real point in leveling and grinding the best shit
Spiral Abyss is the only challenge really
and after you beat it, thats a once in a month kinda thing
twice a month
twice a month
resets every 1st and 16th day

I'd argue the core design is
gacha games are a work in progress for as long as the playerbase allows it to
adding new regions like Inazuma helps ofcourse, but realistically speaking its not changing the gameplay loop at all, its a week or two of playing the new content and then its back to waiting again
ah yea
I've not actually played Inazuma so maybe its god like supa soldier enemies that are incredible, but I doubt it
Pretty sure just wandering around isnt gonna get you anywhere
there's still kazoo kid
last problem I have is that the game just isnt fun to play if you dont get any good characters at the start


suppose that's a bit subjective but most people ive talked with agree
still dont have bennett tbh and im at 57
game really doesn't want to give me bennett
cant you just buy him at some point
you must have plenty of fairydust
whatever they call it
no i spend them on fates
both bennett and sucrose weren't there during the early days of genshin where i needed them the most
sucrose came home really fucking late
to the point I'll just make her sit at level 50 (because 2 free fates)
and ignore
That's the problem I tend to get too
always feel like scraping the bottom of the barrel for the slightest of safisfying rewards in genshin
It's also the reason why I have Noelle active in any team I make up
ive tried getting back into it, and I was for a month or so
but eventually ran into the same problem(s)
The only downside is there are some places that Noelle can't carry even if you got stuff for her
Well just wait a month or so, do the welcome back, then wait another month or two
cries in c5
constellation
compared to other gacha games the returning player rewards are pathetic

but not a bad strat still
I was joking since I barely get any dupes of her
x2 leyline rewards for 7 fays (up to 3)
That's like 3 condensed Risens for regular Risen
yeah
And those crystalflies are hard to get on mobile
Where sex 
No sex?
Basically have to hover over them to catch one
Something is wrong i can feel it
get sayu
mobile friendly

makes catching crystalflies easier
Which one is Sayu again?
Oh so squirrel ninja girl
yes her
Sex

ah yes beidou
knowing mihoyo.... someone should die
peeps in the other server i was in...were making a joke about beidou dying
Sleep sex
Beidou can't die, since I used her a lot until I got her at Friendship 10
Besides she almost died once obtaining her Vision anyways with her backstory
If anything one of the NPCs or even the Harbingers sounds more plausible

I no
You should try this one too
Already playing three gacha games.
2 more Iron blood ships and my harem will be complete



top one sus
can confirm top

Man that's a weird looking bycycle
It's the big skip button
its behind the bulding







Yandesex
Taihou x Essex?
who are you using for Operation Siren torpedo fleet? Kinda think to use Ibuki, Ayanami, and Yukikaze. But I'm worried about whether they can survive till the end or not
you can use emergency repairs
Hmm... yeah I guess your right. Will use rainbow torp and repair till I can get 6 rainbow torp
Maxed
Thanks
I've used Jintsuu/Noshiro, Ayanami and Kawakaze. Though I only gave Ayanami the rainbow torps
Is she good at surviving (Jintsuu)? I read on the community tier list she is kinda squishy
my torp fleet in opsi is my preload fleet so i use champagne, richy, perseus - noshiro, kitakaze/suzutsuki, ibuki
fleet never dies

I don't use that fleet for boss fighting.
Impressive
Ah, that why, ok then
cute

I don't know what this is, but every time she smiles like this... You know
The charming smiles
where
When someone likes Bismarck so much


@midnight idol No need for such comments in here
Please refrain from doing so in the future


👍
I do be commenting weird stuff at midnight




Man

I was mainly using the event for PR grinding 
Coins for oil (and other way around) trading system when
pls, Manjuu

0/10
Too much Essex
1
1 oil

Pain



















Hello locke
I didn't watch but I'm assuming it was for comedy
Tormenting a character for the fun of it
Like satania in Gabriel dropout
Well she gets sunk in the first episode, also is on a soapbox singing her hit song to practically no one, gets eaten by the shark, and is ignored a bit after that too
Am I going to get ban if I share something with B-word and F-word for a meme? Because I have a meme about Monday
Show
bitch and fuck are fine
never r word, n word and heavily unacceptable words
Ah ok then, thanks
The R word








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