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Also, Roon v Akagi kicks off the whole mess on and off the base

Also, Zuikaku and Enty are an item in that too

idk what's there to discuss in that
Roon is lub
akagi is furry
burn her at stake
Akagi basically sent Roon to the regeneration vats, while Akagi lost an eye from it

Oh gawd
cute
only the newest jersey

sex does not exist 
That why you describe a general part of it, like is it a Roon doujin, is it that one Leipzig doujin that was good enough that the devs decided to give her a retrofit from it
I like Anchorage's design, so she is first one I work on
Well upside is the early PRs are going to be easier to work on now when PR4 comes out


It's what happens when 90% of the server is degenerates 
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Bh needs more love honestly
she is awesome
I wouldn't even have the right ships to go through Ch 13
Or 
If only she wasn't behind the nightmare of world 13
only the acceptalbe ship not the sex is cunny

We need an Essex server name now
United states of Essex
if I were to give a guess
Anni
last year they rerun all the skins
also usually its a good way to show off new party skins as well because anni
around august

10k per pr 
holy shit it's a month close already...
time sure does go fast ngl
i still haven't oathed someone from 2nd anni's oath ring

I had one of these except the nose was slooped (I used it back then to clean my nose by spraying water)

All Essex wanted to do was to grill guys
Is that Seseren one real? And who’s doing the bonking?
Mudrock is doing the bonking
Had to google who Mudrock was lol, I don’t play AK. Then was like it has a helmet?! Then was like oh her helmet comes off lmao.
Mudrock from Arknights, 6 star operator. At her E2 (for us it would be limit break), she gets a new art without her helmet.
And she kinda opens up her suit...
As seen on the Seseren gif


HappyNano





went too deep

I thought I ordered a mason jar but actually got like 10
anyway is there anywhere I can buy Essex figures in bulk

Lemon Pizza

bruh, get kashino
Happy 4th of July moment (Eastern part)
and almost for Central




Azur lane pc port when
Windows11 will have google play store integration so if that's actually good, maybe in the near future

No more need for emulator
Too bad i use linux and win 8.1

Win 11 requires tpm to steal more datas bout you
if microsoft gonna make a built-in anything it usually mean its more of a virus than actually downloading an emulator from a crack website

u should check your insulation i think the asbestos is getting to ur head 

oh no Ceobe not again





















That Essex was looking at all the Essex Cult.











Poor ehhseechhs


Bully Essex





UwU
wtf is this score I got

nice
why dont you help me out when I request support

people in mine only get 200k max (randoms)
I never see your name when you send help

Plus you not being in our guild anymore makes it harder to find you.

We're not even friends Ramhz


sent
I'll send wen I open game later


ah
I swithc to room 69 imeediately after logging in
I hit a brick wall 
If I did manual, I would die
I doubt I can get higher 
Since that run needed aurora to die first to proc pearl tears then let helena survive around 10 secs left for manjuu to proc 

And usually, all 3 of them die instantly after 3 shots 
might as well just manual if ur gonna do scuffed shit like that
👉 
And aurora with toolbox has the same health as one with pearl
pearl busy in pvp fleet
Sadge


retrofits are supposed to be better
nothing like farming for DR trash
ah let me rephrase, nothing like farming for KMS DR trash

I can imagine the vanguard wouldn't be any better
yeah it was not
lead designer of kms faction is an edgy 14 year old with a mommy fetish
cant get me to belief otherwise
epic and all
but ur light mode disgusts me



u guys be hating on KMS cus u never gonna get them without any KMS ships cus u threw all of them away

and even attacking the designers themselves like if every ship u use doesn't consist of loli hentai artists

well AL is a dying game after all 

still get them faster than 99% of this slacker playerbase
just use the shitty koln cruisers
I hate most kms ships because they're all soulless ships with edgy designs and personalities
for example graf zeppelin is peak boring personality


zeppy best zepplin 
very true and based

and its not just because of the loli 

I've got plenty of non-loli ships I like as well, but they're usually dumb happy ships like seattle or NJ

i'd say u would say differently if its not KMS and any other faction with the same artist but u hate KMS too much to even care about it anyway

its the edgy gamer design that im not a fan of
and also is the fact that graf zeppelin personility is one of a kind that no other ship will have anyway that i like her alot
and all the personality traits that come with that angsty teenager look
its not for me
well its also a fact that they'd plan for KMS ship to be a big villian cus back then AL got no story at all is why graf zeppelin personality is like that
till sudden story came

i see why she is kinda out of place but she is one of the oldest ship here
doesnt change the outcome though
the outcome of you still hating on KMS? probably
but i think they completely ignore graf zeppelin alot and only briefly mention her in the current story without actually showing her herself

well hopefully graf zeppelin actually got her own event for a story for her other wise she's the only ship thats completely out of place in this game

Because "Haha N*** Germany bad, let's shit on how bad they were" 
lol ran out of oil
wut does the N word say 
idk if saying the full word triggers the bot.


that is peak Essex 
Me seeing Agir has torp stats, then realizing some pr ships don’t have preloads, then also realizing her WoWs counterpart has secondary guns. Well this might be the Retro we may never have. Be funny if she has “built-in” secondaries like Heinrich. She’ll be like a Prinz Heiugen Retro lol.



sex

Sex cosplay

No i actually have Roon and Z46 oathed, but unfortunately apart from the subs and a couple exceptions all KMS boats are completely boring boats with 0 personality like Mainz, the whole faction is propped up gameplay-wise by boats that never existed and the red/black color scheme and full on edgy-ness help literally nothing. 
Most KMS boats look like theyre 5 hours late on getting their Monday coffee and already had their boss come down to say they gotta work overtime today.
Also trying to take the angle of "you threw KMS ships away so u cant farm them is why youre mad" against people with 100% or close-to collection is pretty dumb. 
its also true most people who have 100% collection rarely lvl up ships they never going to use

and the same is also true for IJN where they look like they're working at a great company but its actually a strip club
i think prespective in clothing wears are irrelevant in wut people like and lets just stop hatin on shid

idk im closing in on 100 ships at 120 so no i dont think so
stop projecting the way you think people play onto other people
im not talking about clothing tho im on about the general color scheme
i see it as a general view of it not at my point of view
well its definitely your point of view lmao

just because u got 100 ships at 120 doesn't mean everyone has, most people who play this are just going for the fun and art of it not for the meta which is why people can be lazy at times and alot of ships aren't leveled
source: your ass
not to mention people who quit the game already cus this game is quite boring in terms of gameplay
like i said, because people like the art and fun of it
its also true people like u who hate wut other people like makes this game really unapproachable with all these meta liking n all
thats literally what im doing 
speak for yourself

and my original point was about this
left good
right trash
unfortunately 90% of KMs is right side
a lot of KMS is Eugenface
well thats how alot of ships work in this game
most or KMS is soulless same face, zero expressions and looks
just because they're all in 1 faction doesn't mean u can hate all of the ship in that faction
HMS IJN got a overall way better quota of good designs and characters
true i only hate 90% of KMS and the wehraboos that simp them 
im just saying that ya'll shit on it too much that its simply just hate and not lowering the meta
eh whatever comes to your mind anyway, its why im beginning to feel like its not worth to talk about it cus its only a few people who uses KMS ships and people who shit on it never actually try and see its worth

i can say the same for other faction in pvp when i can just use a full KMS ship and kill any other faction easily other than IJN
but since u guys only use IJN anyway u never look into any other faction unless they're in the meta
what
my PVP fleet has 1 IJN ship
and that ijn is not even """meta""" rn
actually made up statements 
i feel like this really need to be said when it shouldn't be but wut the FUCK people use shouldn't fkin matter in what you think and u shouldn't judge just because u don't like the things they're using
i use KMS ships because i like them, yet you just talk about how bad they are and how cringe yet you guys are acting like the lobby of a halo 3 match
just shut up and let people use what they want even if you dont like it
youre the one here accusing people of baselessly hating KMS boats when im explaining we hate them because they look boring and depressed
fuck off trying to play the poorvictim thats getting bullied for liking a faction
dude KMS ships is literally a enemy faction in the story of it what the hell do you think u want them to look like a demon lord with horns and tails?
also i want to see you beat aquila/nj/perseus : juneau/seattle/stephen potter in pvp
sorry for only oathing 9 KMS
guess i hate them
and refuse to look into leveling any other faction than ijn

arent IJN also a villain faction?
i got 11 KMS boats at 120
ye
dude i dont fkin get why you guys want to drag this shit on when i just said let people use wutever they want to use but sure i'll find aquila NJ perseus team thing
they got cool more interesting designs
no you drag it by baseless accusing us
IJN seems to be depicted as a kinder side altho not really alot
ijn as well and then kms

ye YOURE the one whos trying to make us look like we hate all kms for no reason
arent they part of the whole crimson axis thing?
well u guys started on the hate on the first place tf am i suppose to be part of dragging this
no i was explaining the hate to you
you retorted by trying to make it seem like we just hate them cuz of their nature
when thats just false
well then just do wut tf i said then
no you dont get to claim to be the benevolent side here when youre the one misinterpreting what we say
yea i see you don't like how KMS is depicted and how the art makes them "boring" and "depressing" i get all that
ye and we said nothing else
but just because you see it that way not all people see what you see
ye and thats the wehraboos vs normal people divide youre complaining about
i don't get what your point is saying like im the lower side when i just want to play a fkin game about ship makin love with each other
all i wanted is to have fun yet people hate on every little thing that not even of concern
when the quickest way to solve it is if you don't like it, don't use it
didnt this start with you saying "people hate KMS cause they dont have them" or something
yet here you are saying im a dumbass just because u don't like the art of KMS ships and i say thats just how u think
just bury the hatchet and go back to posting essex fkin hell
switch it up and go back to Sandy
dude youre literally making this angle up, stop, you literally went off on someone who said they dont like KMS by projecting on them that they dont have KMS boats to farm with and that thats somehow the reason for the hate
THEN you started making up that people hate KMS for no reason
and now yourre trying to make it seem like you just want to play a game and being hated on
what
some people don't have KMS boats to farm the PR ships cus they never lvl them up for it and tf u mean i say people hate kms for no reason
i literally said some people just seem to see the meta as the better choice rather than what they like
if u just gonna drag this up then im just gonna stop respoding entirely and just send essex

dude KMS was peak meta when FdG was at the top and i still hated KMS, not like y oud know though since yours is probably stuck dev 20

I thought IJN was still meta when FDG came around, am I misremembering?
well for the record i have all KMS pr ships at dev 30 but 
the moment the 457 and dev 30 fdg was a thing she was peak meta
so a fleet with FdG+457 in it was better than a Nagaryu+457 fleet?
457 was always wasted on nagato/amagi cuz her direct dmg was kinda eh
ijn meta lived by torp meme buffing

I just hope AL doesn't try to flood KMS with more eugenface in the future 
maybe give us a hipperface
a happy sex

And here I was just wanting a retro Eugen or retro G.Zepp. I’ll still get Aegir first though
Glhf bois and grills. 
So imo, it's unlikely but idk 
The candidates were those two but everyone has an eugen like everyone has a Warspite
Like USS=Cl Sandy, RN=BB warspite so the next logical step would be a CA or a CV
There was also a meme about a Sub but that’s fairly new and didn’t really take off.
i have no idea what i missed. and idk if i need or want to know. all i will say is =
also MAMA is getting 150 BPS. i can finally get her at 30. im gonna recharge gems just for oath ring. i have already a +13 set to give her
only confusing and dislike i have for kms is the mother fetish why is there so much of mommy this mommy that it grosses me out and unfortunetly ruins the ship to me yes not just kms but see most of it in kms

It's because she throws her crossbow due to her being out of ammo, or it was easier to toss it



i liked Jniwx comment tbh 
destroyers are not for lewding - a USN admiral
Because degeneracy 

I left a neutral comment in there but it's probably buried by the degeneracy 
I mean, you cringe at anything that isn't Essex 🤷♀️

i liked Lolidestroyers comment tbh 
someone knows what game this is or if someone got the vid with mini graf there?
i cant find the vid with mini graf and mini essex in like a farm/backyard
Rakugaki Kingdom, a JP only mobile RPG
👍

That’s cringe, but then, it’s Essex, so it’s normal.
She is bullied
Injured? Good.
VRChat or something?
the new IB PR ships looks good
seems like it hints it wants to counter IJN vanguards

Agir has goddamn heavy armor
Ssex
It's more than just "looks good" 
Thicc?
Her torps are thicc 

cruiser torp isn't really gud especially if its from IB but the fact that it slows is wut im hype for
now we cookin
Well, I mean
That's already a reason to get her

what
I mean we've all probably been in r1 at least once

Well, aside from the people that aren't actually in Sandy.

gonna take awhile to up those stats tho
in coming BP farm pain

When isn't there BP farm pain
Aren't the CN peeps getting shit ton of bps after mt 

damn Essex enjoys the 🅱️onk
New intro video is pretty cool

im just spam clicking : press to start. its supposed to end in like 3 mins right???. or im tripin and fucked up the time conversion and its in like 1-2hrs?????
i am back to AL



server up

sumthin wrong i can feel it
welp time to speed run just like odin when PR3 was launched
bully suruga event
Yo anyone getting battle loading screen problems?
like u get stuck on the loading screen?
Dumb question, the XP from the crosswave stuff counts towards PR progress right?
Yes, it should
Fantastic















Anything counts. Even if a ship is 120 with the 3million XP capped



that emote says hotdog
its clearly a taco

wait the minute... where's the crosswave lobby song
i liked that song ngl wut happen to it 
probably need to update the sound but my yee yee ass phone can't handle such thing 
1 more
So damn fast



why is it 5 again? also Fate Musashi
aye



I have come to the conclusion for my punishment for boat women who call me male
they will be fed to essex
if I get new jersey and she calls me male
I will feed her to essex
I have fed four unicorns to essex


One should tend to be careful coz morale 
poor nimi
best farming method is to auto farm it and forget 90% of the time that u are farming that the morales dont deplete fast enough

yes

still sparkle, go, ...still sparkle go farm,...and go for if it still sparkle. When its not sparkle rest, make some coffee
now back to 3-4
gerara here







sex in the distance 
all this time i used eugen instead of leipzig (retro). not only she cluched. she also dealt double the dmg of 2 roons. and more dmg than my ENTIRE backline. im in complete disbelief 
(this is her gear , in case anyone is interested for whatever reason)

gz on beating a lvl 77 in pvp

cut me some slack bro. im suffering here. until these hit 30 i cant even touch the meta ones. unless they under leveled or under geared and still sometimes they are annoying AF.

they probaly gonna be ready until the end of the summer
. then im gonna start with agir. i swear if she gets powercreeped by the time i make her im litteraly gonna give up and make something like this. on a better note, at least im seeing something different than shinano fleets. ohhh well in 7-8 months from now. everything is gonna be HAKURYUU

my pvp def team is all lolis and ark royal
because fuck it
speaking of lolis
another unicorn to feed to sex
nuuu
Damn I was right guess Agir really is the Prinz Heiugen retro loool. Was wondering why she shot out secondary guns. Plus if shes heavy armor just slap that VH plate on. Built in damage reduction+ vh plate + G.Zep with a vh plate and she’s almost immortal lmao. Just need to give Bismarcks buff a AA boost and ACC boost then all will be good in the world.
Someone opened their event ships late
Yeah saw something like that but the event was over for like 6 months


i tried to save up 10 from the italian event but went and open it early cus i needed space for daily 
I remember you posting about it lol
well it was suppose to be opened till the event is over
but i talk about it too much in r1 and got peer pressured to open it on that day

your regular nitro-only features cannot contain me!
Hakermen



so many Sex
#essex-general
never
Oh no...
In the arms of a maid I find solace...












Nuke codes? 





Tfw someone shows how much damage others are doing to their META fights, but don't want to humiliate the people who fought. And then get called out for nuke codes
but what if thats their intention all along
doing lower than 400k dmg so they can get random nuke codes
that'll be some high iq move rite there 



Coffee time
Me2
400k is still nuke
it's still 6 digits 
anyway no, it's just garbo dmg
You should humiliate them for not using good equipment or even trying to have well started equipment for that matter
This person, great guy, great guy.
(Next day that person is fired from his job)
Yeah that sounds like Twitter right there
people should be free to be play the game however they want and I am not gonna judge for that. I am gonna judge their dmg but never gonna call em out for it. It solves nothing and might even be harassing
Besides I never use it because it has or had too much of The Dumb on it

wanna show off how good you guys are? Send me fr and do my meta 
Although why would you use low damage fleets for META anways
Idk whatever they could be lowlevelled players idk
or not familiar with which gears to be used
that don't explain the akashi with bulin fleets i get as "help"

Yeah, but blue and grey gear, and mostly no auxs, that's when they need help
That's just incredibly based
which fleet are you using tho?
Uhhhh
essexposting = playing
Biscuit/FdG/JB/Roon/Heinrich/Mainz







soon































