pluh!
#sandy-general
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my wife
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Lol is she really?
I find it too awkward to text my mom
Super mar mom
I have a friend who uses discord to text their grandma
The friend does not have cell service, so discord is their method I guess
No number
Yeah, family very poor
No, American
Just not good situation for them rn
I dont want more ai unless I have ai catgirl girlfriend
Then maybe I can justify the trillions spent for ai
Small price to pay
Yes please!
Yes!
During the US government shutdown, since that friend is on food stamps it was hard for them to even afford food
Very bad situation
If this is just one family, imagine all the other people in the world that suddenly cannot get food
They are bored with nothing better to do but ruin other people's lives
Finding people that aren't brainwashed with propaganda over here is difficult enough
Mar!
MAR NO
Cactus faced mar. . .
I once was in a grocery store and saw some pears
And yk, picked it up cuz I wanted to see what kind of pear it was
I then read the sign next to it telling me what kinda fruit it is
Cactus pear
I couldn't close my hand for a week
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mar
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marmeow
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You can't keep mar all your yourself...
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my mar
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Gift what? A mar doll?
S*x doll
I dont think I can get married
Give me 10 more years to get unheartbroken
Wow
Asexual
Like plant
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mar mar mar
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What if
Someone in mar cosplay said "I love you let's get married"
Mar wife
She will mar cosplay for you in bed
Wow
Okay my mar wife then
My culture has arranged marriages
I dont know if I want to get someone involved with me
I wouldn't mind it, but I'd feel bad for whoever would be set up with me
So id probably reject the proposal
Unless it was mar...
I would take her now
Who is ya'lls numba wan waifu
Online mar
Kidnapper
Kid napper
Oh that kuro
I like miyu more
Miyu and kuro scene...
Also cute
Mein wife
Small and portable
Mine.
This one?
I like shy but she's too shy
I am also shy so I dont want shy + shy
Wife
X
Omg
Milk room...
X
bell-chan...
keen heath
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now we just need to get into storm league
and we can get even MORE steel
no longer poor either
the licker
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Now they're halal
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Maried
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Yes honey
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Why does this feel like this would have been in a Robot Chicken sketch here
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POPQN shipgirls 
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X
Would you marry that
Wow
Oh
I just remembered why I quit ba
The skins were its own character
marsh roost
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Im fine throwing money away for cosmetics, but my gacha luck is so bad I couldn't justify going for every variant of a character every time
Game play wasn't fun for me either
But that's just me
I drank too much oil
I never liked her
Outfit looks buns
If she woke up in my basement without that outfit on then maybe id like her
Free rent
proven hound
Will Lexington 2 replace enterprise?
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OH
That's not
What's her face
Yorktown
Getting everything except Enty Meta
Jumper
I need this
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https://fxtwitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/2000531533237731357
JP already tweeting it out
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smol
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humu humu humu
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azus
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https://fxtwitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/2000541348068544885
Oh, even the Fletcher is UR
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she's so cute
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LMFAO
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willy
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Sorry not sorry for staring, but how big do they have to be to stick out that far?
Not even big, just long
Long breasts
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Did you pull them
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perhaps
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You know youre not supposed to
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it's like she's got her arms underneath
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What do i know, I've never seen a woman in my life
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boobs do not usually do that no
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You speak from experience?
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i speak from boobs
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We finally get to meet, Commander! Whoosh, wow, THUD! Oops, I miscalculated the landing point and nearly rammed into you with my Happy D here...
with her WHAT
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i look like this irl
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USS Milk
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Good heavens
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Cowing
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mini hini
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0% milk
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Wtf I've Bell's palsy
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uh oh
let's hope it's only temporary then
bro WHAT is going on
got harugumo, got certificate, singular small santa crate
ANOTHER ONE?
claimed certificate off incheon
became golden gift
hidden blade
timber hollow
chrome pebble
i like how hachikuji is used for scaling
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best to worst chart
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then shrink to ibuki
keen heath
let's hope it's only temporary then
It should be temporary the only question is will my face be fully restored...
I only came to the doctor to check why my eye was irritated and left with that... 
keen heath
It is, how the fuck did I even manage to contract that 1/10000 persons
No clue she said some virus but it's def not herpes lol
Now my main issue is that my left eyelid can't fully close so I'm fucked with that
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I got pregged by Stella Sora server..
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wow.
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Honestly that would prob be less worse
I wish ๐ god is just fucking with me
Thanks
3/6 months to fully recover. (Probably) 
Nope
I didn't veen know I had it till this afternoon
I told her like did the eye swelling had to do with feeling my left jaw slightly contracted
She told me to open my jaw and immediately said I had this
But she had to check how to treat is again because apparently only every couple of months somebody has this
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i wish i had belle from zzz
all weeks are chill bc i am chillin
wysi
never
chud life
i need to lock in bc i am stupid
wow
i'm chillin my way to 1 semester of credits tho
wow
wigglemon
IT Femboy
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Cast heal on me or I'll cit your amalfi
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pluh
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It stuff
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cybersecurity
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Ew
Fuck audits though frfr
Mostly managing systems and shit and telling people to do their job , also data management ig
Really annoying if you have to send reminders 
Kebabshop
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"hey, everyone's doing AI nowadays"
keen heath
The amount of data they manage to fuck up is astonishing
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Nube ai make me rich and cure me
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That's paya
Also I'll just call in sick tomorrow.. wonder who's gonna take my tasks though since I've a shitton
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mini hini
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Wargaming better give me a gold ship now with my luck..
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any gamers
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hidden blade
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wife
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That would've been a better outcome 
Allright thanks God 
Now how do I close my left eyelid
Yeah eyepatch kinda works but eye still tears
Ah
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My left eye is my good eye though
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i look like this
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born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the universe, born just in time to live through 1984 live action adaptation irl
we're like what
2 or 3 degrees away from getting locked out of your car or house because of wrongthink
:3
you only need freedom of speech if you're a bad person.
scope creep!
you give an inch and they take a mile
remember to protect the kids guys
we're protecting inanimate objects more than real children
what are you, some sort of "didy epstein blud"?
there's people who do protect them
they're just not the ones constantly feeling the need to post about it online
she has small breasts
so she = child
56 year old woman
list of problematic things: everything the person you disagree with likes
erm
that cactus is a minor
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X
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https://tenor.com/view/milltina-hash-vr-chat-vrc-peace-sign-gif-1280375667684157...
Full of milk
hidden blade
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somber gate
Nah, i'm going to floof you
timber hollow
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mines still 
i never bother to changed it
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pretty sure the lepanto dc'd server froze for like 15 seconds very weird...
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frfr
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small indie dev btw
got kicked out again, this time i got completely disconnected and had to login again. couldnt rejoin the game 
game was already over
apparently it just hard crashed, yet i do get charged 76k credits...
and a defeat
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the lengths you have to go to sometimes
had to push C on loop because the fdg was so scared of a couple t7s
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what the fuck is wrong with the bb playerbase man
bismarck scared of a bunch of tier sixes
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her name is Titsy
whats her name
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alfred
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wtf you lied to me
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์ข์ํด์! ์ข์ํด์!
time to learn how to say "i like you" in every language, travel to other countries and ask for direction pointing at a map and saying that
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time to learn how to say "i like you" in every language, travel to other countri...
Ju gu lae?
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Ju gu lae?
sorry i'm married
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how
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sorry i'm married
I didn't say I like you
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learning how to say "pluh ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ" in every language
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learning how to say "pluh ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ" in every language
Panga panga
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I didn't say I like you <:Ridge_Stare:1433983605239185530>
I suppose someone would have to like you in return so yea...
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Can you be my "speech therapist"? I've called the clinic like 20 times since the doctor said it's urgent but the auto voicemail is kinda annoying, then miss the phonecall of them calling me back because they called me back at 17 fucking 30, that's 6 hours later... I love this shit
Also the boss looks like one of those in FFXIV which changes statues at every level.
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keen heath
Too far 
timber hollow
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Mik
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to me.
young badge
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pluh
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milkcube
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milkbox
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Clarence here to balance the order
mint lintel
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past swift
hazy dock
got lexington ii on 3rd pull
as usual, elite is the real ur
250 pulls for pasadena
worse elite pull
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pluh
timber hollow
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milk
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warm milk
neat plover
Am speed
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sel
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marsh roost
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X
somber gate
I pick all
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fuyuk.
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But they aren't even playable..
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But they aren't even playable..
They're NPC that play a vital role in the stories when the tyrant dies and gets a bad ending
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They're NPC that play a vital role in the stories when the tyrant dies and gets ...
Still not playable 
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I pick Virgia
timber hollow
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devout meteor
2017 called they want their MLG remix back
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milk
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2001 called they just hit the second tower
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the mods just called. They are coming for you Xilo
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is that good
keen heath
they want xilo to be mod
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geen stroopwafels?
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you are british
devout meteor
sadly he aint even that
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does anyone have the "yeah i'll hop on later" video
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Something I dont have it seems
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Rare for you to not have a meme
keen heath
and he was helping you to not die :3
keen heath
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just pump out enough damage before the bots get to kill you
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this ship is funny as fuck
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lol
young badge
More like you're going to Trinity
I mean Millennium is like the most normal school out of the ones we know so far in that game
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My favourite little racist
hazy dock
wraith sail
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You're deafer then my mom ๐
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https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-mika-nagisa-gif-27634664
Eat more roll cake to one shoot the mobs
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Doubt
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Idk i could prob go for like 50 dollars instead
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oh on my pc it sounds different.
for some reaosn on mobile it sounded like those "funny" loud videos
timber hollow
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happy birthday izun!
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somber gate
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Lol so I wasn't the only one
@thin canopy I went to Germany today but I couldn't find your house
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milk
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go out to eat, get gas cuz its like 60 cents cheaper a liter, and aldi cuz cheaper 
and look for your house
we're getting scammed
euro 98 there was like 1,73 in the netherlands its like 2,30
and the gasprices will go up even more cuz they gonna add eve more to it
also i saw 2kg of chicken at the aldi of germany for like 8 bucks. Meanwhile in the netherlands you get like 1kg for like 8-10 bucks lol
fun fact at the border the tankstations are mostly dutch licenseplates
they even had the menu in dutch underneath the german
well if you're near the border you're gonna get to see a lot of more dutch cars lol
they wanna go even more in debt by 50 billion cuz defense
maybe they should try taxing the rich more lol. And have more regulatory means on supermarkets
dont think much more
why not install a llm on a dockercontainer
so what did it say, its prob the tax shit right
and accijnzen
well the argiculture shit theyre fucking ourselves with
like we've to do less emissions
meanwhile chian and usa dont do shit
while we produce a lot of meat for export
there is a lidl and aldi here too
those are the cheaper optins
jumbo and albert heijn are expensive
but the aldi at germany is cheaper in terms of meat and other shit too
yeah idk guess we're digging our graves with these pricings lol
aldi and lidl literally preventing poor people to go even further into poverty lol
you know its bad if your local cheesestore is almost the same price as the supermarket cheese
never heared of them
i do sometimes go to medikamenten die grenze
ah
prob still cheaper then jumbo or albert hejin though
is this true
thats almost 50% more expensive bruh
wtf...
I should move to germany..
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and even higher rent
there are no upsides
it is? 
15% tax?
what if you earn between 38442 and 76817?
so still kinda cheaper ig so basically our taxes higher too
ah
dont you correct me
@thin canopy i got this tv for 639 https://tweakers.net/pricewatch/2225958/tcl-55mqled85k-zwart.html
according to this site. I'm on the upper bracket though cuz I do more then just IT shit
no
thats before tax yes
Honestrly im not on this bracket
im above it
but yeah after bruto you get netto
yeah thats like way more then me lol
do you've a high degree?
I think ive that too. but for it
I work at the "goverment" tax sector
they use our software to tax people for housing etc
ironic for me but yeah
the only upside was that i could check where houses are sold for
what you have to do
so a salesperson?
we've a lot of consultants too but its most of the time to do with data mangement or fixing data that they fucked up
ah yes
we've those consultants too yes
I'm more like a uh
IT guy, that does the data shit too. and knows like 70% of the frontend software so the consultancy shit too
And security shit cuz auditing...
we've some xml messagingsystem too thats government regulated with standards
the amount of bugs you find there
I do, cuz they need someone to do it ig
the only thing i program with is powershell
if thats even programming called
want to see my booru page grabber?
yeah im not really gonna learn a programming skill that might be useless in the long run
the only reason i use powershell is because i use a lot of windows and its handy for a LOT of shit
it also has buildin .net capabilities
so you can program in it if you really want to
honestly i just work to live atm. if ever some random new oppurtinity comes i might take it
but most people try to rip me off and dont offer much money
true, the upside on my work is that i can work from home too
i dont really like driving 30+ minutes and in traffic 45+ minutes
liek germany is even closer lol
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I mean same else i be dead broke
this should make sense to you
if you see it
I pay like a fee too
oh damn
idk about that , but not like my money is going anywhere either
if they need anything i just pay
my younger brother is moving out too, so ill be able to get a bigger livingspace
oh right my sister moved out too
but takes ages for her to get rid of all the stuff in her room
only reason i dont move out is because i dont really have a purpose for it. and ill be wasting rent somewhere else..
did you tell her
๐
and then he was like
paya why did you live your dildo here
damn
an object huh
oh a fig
ah yesyes
dont need that fortunately, also pretty sure my feeling for "pleasure" has gone down since bell palsy too
Its just to distract people from real issues
its kinda fucked though ๐ hope it comes back as well
i would become
asexual
next checkup is on december but i had one on friday to be sure
he said "to wait it out and hope it gets better and let the prednison do its work"
also logopedist on monday to do exercises
to improve movement (hopefully)
they couldnt guarantee full recovery though they were very hesitant to say prob cuz they cant make promises
ig, but if my left eye never closes again idk if i can live with that lol
constantly putting gel in and eyepatches
frfr
also
the left eye
which is fucked
is my dominant eye
one eye will always do a bit more work then the other
didnt know it worked like that
all i know is my right eye
has a correction
while my left eye doesnt in my glasses
im nearsighted with my right eye
ok its not THAT bad for me
think ive -1,95 on right
but ive a cyclo too
which is my main issue
think my nephew did it, but iirc he had no issues with it
mine cant be fixed with laser surgery though
can you fix my eyelid
hidden blade
keen heath
sure
also did i tell you i bought this tv
ye
this one
got it for 639
idk have to see when it arrives
but i checked it at mediamarkt
and it stood out
compared to the other tvs
for a non oled it looks very black
brb
keen heath
ive a g80sd which is a oled, got that as a replacement for the firedmg my philipstv got back then. But its only 32 inch, my eyes get strained to often cuz im behind the monitor lol. it'll give me some rest too but I think it'll prob be able to kinda match that
keen heath
we got into storm
huh
thats the same model yes, but 2nd hand. Tried that once with bol.com scrathces all over the screen...
doubt coolblue would fuck me like that but still
the one i bought comes with 5 years warranty too
damn even you know more about wows then me
so he's going to be a superstar?
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yes
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wauw
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I just heared soldier 76 say 6 7 this game is ruined
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I can play support if you ever gonna play (I can play all roles to some degree). They made ow2 much more fast paced though so if the last thing you played is 1
dreamy epoch
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me 
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this is my wife
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i did told the meck to not not go in the open of c
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solo warrior lmfao
somber gate
https://fixupx.com/6B3TM/status/2002016820522537162
Mar
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solo warrior lmfao
wtf lol, were they all low?
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no?
you just have to win against 4
we had 3 caps, i stalled them on A
and ran down the timer
keen heath
but you only have 1 torp hit, which means they didnt hsoot you? or missed a shitton?
uncut badger
you don't have to go 1v4 and kill all
keen heath
oh you just ran
keen heath
i thought solo warrior meant you had to lill them
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vivid stratus
after almost 1 and a half years of not playing and sandy still dead as hell
uncut badger
i am rich again
timber hollow
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X
keen heath
i am rich again
nuh uh
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@thin canopy
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good first randoms in regolo <:nubidoro:1273045729660899491>
what about the 2nd though
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as you can see
keen heath
i'm going to steal your socks
I'll have you know i just bought 5 new pairs last week
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i played 6 battles
keen heath
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yummy
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i played 6 battles
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wife
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Earie
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i love mon
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very interesting team apparently they're all deaf and cant hear flanking reapers
keen heath
i had a teammate called mar in ow too
keen heath
clan battles give a lot
asym
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this is with blue boosters btw
so with red it would be 1.9 million credits 22k fxp 87k cxp
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mar
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what the mar?!
uncut badger
pov me
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wow.
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this thing is so fucking overpowered lol
keen heath
some of the seasonal things are buyable it seems but i think most was one time only yeah
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tatsumak!
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Brat
keen heath
pretty sure those are from the previous game
when you got like a shitton of boxes lol
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meow
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mini hini
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i think we should find sam altman
keen heath
Not me I'm 2 face
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keen heath
Sorry noa is already here
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๐คค
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pluh
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mik
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wow
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i said fun steel ships
keen heath
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i didn't even notice i was having a good game btw
NTT and subclan N77 aren't even bad btw
rudder mod gives this thing 7.8s rudder shift
what are we doing
keen heath
We are wowing
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timber hollow
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somber gate
Hin
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So you can aim better in ow2
Meanwhile I need big mouse for big hands.. g502 x . But the shape and rubbers are different... Had to get used to it. 
might place a separate rubber in the right though
keen heath
God damn why is it 230 bucks
You can't make me justify that price though orbit better last 10+ years
150 is more reasonable
Meanwhile me
Aren't there holes , so it'll love skin and dust
Think you can guess that ๐
Yeah idk if my hands would be cool with those holes lol
Do the sides provide any grip?
I'm a claw hand user
keen heath
Meanwhile Logitech grips feel more slippery now with the new rubbers ๐ฅฒ
What mouse you even have
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I also dont like them too big
keen heath
Oh lol yeah that one is pretty long. Without the g502 edges I think
tulip summit
Mice are hard to change between
Im so comfortable with my current one just cuz ik where all the buttons are
The extra buttons that is, and I usually have it mapped to do something else
My old one had a double clicking problem after a year or so, so I just bought the same one again
Sucks tho the rubber on the new one wore off right away so now it looks like everything is peeling off, but I dont wanna replace it just cuz of that.
keen heath
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My old one had a double clicking problem after a year or so, so I just bought th...
You don't have 2 year warranty...?
I just exchanged mine for a new one because it double clicked like 5 year ago
keen heath
Its not that deep, you just click return, file your reason and you'll get a code to send it back
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I'll think about it the next time I don't smash my mouse because it won't click right
tulip summit
Nobody likes American politics
Not even Americans
(Im American and I dont like American politics)
uncut badger
wow
is that you
i need you
sparkle!?
136cm
i'm twinning her tial
hard to type with no hands
object
i am a mon
i need mon
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marcac
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does he
keen heath
I don't think martin likes San martin
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Me when I when ai slop
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somber gate
Mar
wraith sail
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wow
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me
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guys if you wanna play some ow hit me up :3
devout meteor
https://tenor.com/view/wise-wise-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-zzzero-kamashi-gif-140280...
Slandering the Miyabi fan like that smh smh
devout meteor
I mean she is mid but thats besides the point
keen heath
27 inch is the sweetspot yeah
uncut badger
you probably can't use half the gifs of her in here
keen heath
iirc samsung has a lowr g7 or something
im using a qd oled g80sd
also if you dont care about the latency overwatch supports frame generation
uncut badger
the ranked kraken
tulip summit
The sinker
uncut badger
this car is fucking ridiculously overpowered man
keen heath
rtx 4090
uncut badger
i need to get humu'd
timber hollow
uncut badger
it's going pretty well
keen heath
@thin canopy
this one is prob something for you MSI MAG 271QP QD-OLED X24 Zwart
https://tweakers.net/pricewatch/2174036/msi-mag-271qp-qd-oled-x24-zwart.html
Or similar ones with oled or qd-oled at 240hz
for oleds i would get additional warranty against burn-in though else i would just use a lcd
the msi one is glossy yes
most oled runs at 240hz anyways
hmm dont think you're not really gonna notice 4k at 27 inch that much