#sandy-general
keen heath
oh nvm discord just slow
is this normal lol
fr i shouldve written a powershells cript for this...
one that isnt public 
for stupid investors
they're trying to become public
so garbage and completely useless?
bro the fucking google results are now turned into TRANSLATED searchresults of reddit
I dont want to read the redditshit that was originally english in fucking dutch
aside from gemini being decent I despise how shit google search has become
I do use that
duckduckgo that sometimes autofills with search with a ai answer is most of hte time high on shrooms though
finally done eck
also the ch word
this shits fucked
wassnt it banned in ba
you said so
oh
marsh roost
hidden blade
keen heath
<:yuyixAware:1259253896031899751>
marsh roost
keen heath
Doesn't like squeaky voices btw
uncut badger
bro the fucking google results are now turned into TRANSLATED searchresults of r...
yeah this shit is so fucking annoying
keen heath
yeah this shit is so fucking annoying
google making it very hard for themselves for people to keep using it.
when u online slacker
I'm near the german border, do you wanna test my patience? 
keen heath
@thin canopy bruh you're just playing overwatch
uncut badger
yeah i'll hop on later
hidden blade
keen heath
<@146044802532769793> <@1111744651746099260> any boaters
tell paya to get of his fat ass
@uncut badger go prepare your boat
devout meteor
google making it very hard for themselves for people to keep using it.
You still use it despite complaining this much? 
keen heath
*You still use it despite complaining this much?* <a:cdcMutsukiStare:74152151842...
I don't I use duckduckgo
devout meteor
Doesn't that also have a ai feature now?
keen heath
*Doesn't that also have a ai feature now?*
it does but you can turn it off
uncut badger
just like your mom
devout meteor
Gotem
uncut badger
gotem...
devout meteor
keen heath
I'll get martin...
uncut badger
gay?
keen heath
> sometimes
if you actually ask a question in the searchbar it shows up.
If you're just looking for a site or some shit it won't
devout meteor
Moots like clankers
tulip summit
devout meteor
I'd ban a lot of words 
Tho this one i do not know
uncut badger
wow
keen heath
Moots like clankers
she's pretty hot yeah 
keen heath
wtf
devout meteor
she's pretty hot yeah <a:InaNod:757008546759049236>
Disgustin. But then again i always knew ya where odd
keen heath
kearsarge disgusting? 
uncut badger
too big
devout meteor
I still don't know the word tho 
uncut badger
should've been lolsarge
uncut badger
he said it
devout meteor
tulip summit
AAAH! THE L WORD!
devout meteor
Meh. If anything i am finally free from discord
keen heath
you mean loli?
people coudl for example spam report the thing and discord autobans both accounts
devout meteor
so that would be nice
keen heath
hop on later
is paya ready then...?
devout meteor
Twitter already makes the world so bleak so one less must balance it out surely
uncut badger
keen heath
allright
devout meteor
people coudl for example spam report the thing and discord autobans both account...
I'll send em a zip bomb dw
keen heath
Twitter already makes the world so bleak so one less must balance it out surely
fun fact my twitteraccount was banned for doing absolutely NOTHING
devout meteor
it will be funny
devout meteor
fun fact my twitteraccount was banned for doing absolutely NOTHING <a:BuckyPride...
I highly doubt that
keen heath
I never touch twitter and the one time i want to see a post i log in and im banned
uncut badger
the emerald snowflake camo doesn't look bad
uncut badger
keen heath
don't doubt me, I genuinly hate social media
devout meteor
uncut badger
is that you varia
devout meteor
I wish
uncut badger
omg my beautiful no
devout meteor
I want to be bald
keen heath
I swear to god the tiwtteracc was from 2012. I just never used it so i think they thought i was maybe a bot?
keen heath
I want to be bald
you're balding?
uncut badger
tulip summit
uncut badger
WHAT
keen heath
@uncut badger i was trying to check if i coudl login to twitter ya fuck 
uncut badger
L
tulip summit
I deactivated my Twitter for a little bit only for them to just then roll out a rule that deletes your account if not reactivated in a month
This is fine, won't have employers stalking my Twitter and seeing all my likes now 
timber hollow
tulip summit
Akagi-alter
hidden blade
uncut badger
guacam
keen heath
I deactivated my Twitter for a little bit only for them to just then roll out a ...
ok somehow my account works again..
i never use it just to look at posts of AL or some shit
tulip summit
Yeah the only downside rn being i can't look at posts without an account
uncut badger
toast
tulip summit
Even hag form?
tulip summit
Hag lover spotted...
keen heath
I don't use twitter for that... literally for the funny posts lol like the kashino incident
i've 2 screens
uncut badger
i'm too gamer so sigma
tulip summit
<:LeanderEhh:666111444580040745>
I wish leander had a skin...
At least she has a retrofit
keen heath
meh shias tits were out yesterday too
tulip summit
tulip summit
uncut badger
kayok
keen heath
@uncut badger @thin canopy
keen heath
uncut badger
the ridge_starer
knot....
probably some mission
let me check the recruiting station mission thing
wait actually this might be busted for farming community tokens
bc it still counts as wins in div with shipmate
i have 4k now
i'm at 4069
so like 1.1k left for the funny box
keen heath
damn
uncut badger
those missions also help a lot
tulip summit
kazus
hidden blade
uncut badger
large
keen heath
got it from the random santa crate
Wauw
keen heath
Give it to paya
uncut badger
paya will turbo explode in it
uncut badger
he's already good at doing that :3
keen heath
keen heath
The wife in question..
keen heath
uncut badger
dude
what the fuck is my luck today
got this from soup container
what is this camo dawg
it's so ugly
literally what is this thing
i have no clue what this boat does
citadel higher than the kilimanjaro
keen heath
what is this camo dawg
spceship its kinda like duncan prob
keen heath
playing tulsa is pretty hard if multiple of your team die immediatelly
keen heath
it's like a duncan with 32mm
32mm secondaries?
uncut badger
just like yo mama
keen heath
keen heath
I feel lonely 🥲
timber hollow
uncut badger
wow
team
239k
this thing is pretty hilarious
can't wait for the line to get good
47% dpm increase going from t7 to t8 
also railgun shells
and super toxic radar
t9 is 24% dpm over t8 and t10 is 5% more dpm than t9
we will be boating.........
launching dih🥀s down range at mach fuck...
marsh roost
uncut badger
where's the explicit nubes
keen heath
uncut badger
wtf
keen heath
hidden blade
keen heath
counter
keen heath
keen heath
Paya pov
keen heath
wraith sail
I thought I could pull on Fuyuka's banner for Lols only to lose 50/50 
tulip summit
Bro got early access to the Gerie banner
uncut badger
autumn turret
Furry
uncut badger
yes
uncut badger
i'm straight up dialyn it
keen heath
i'm straight up dialyn it
keen heath
no?
uncut badger
that izumo has 34 random battles btw
it's going to be absolute torture
salem is such a funny ship
3d printerrr
at the end i had like a 3.5s reload
keen heath
at the end i had like a 3.5s reload
uncut badger
that is me trying to save the pissnoob in the izumo who's just charging in
keen heath
whats wrong with your car
uncut badger
clutch dying
keen heath
damn
keen heath
so you want martin to bring his car to your dad
uncut badger
if he can fix a clutch for 100 euro and maybe services then i'll hit him up
keen heath
mine barely needs maintenance fortunately. aircon died once randomly though...
keen heath
if he can fix a clutch for 100 euro and maybe services then i'll hit him up
100 euro? 💀
i would expect it to be more expensive then that
uncut badger
i would expect it to be more expensive then that
that's where the services part comes in
keen heath
that's where the services part comes in
I just bring my car to my neighbour (its a car repairshop)
uncut badger
i need mona genshin impact
keen heath
go fix my car paya
uncut badger
wow.
uncut badger
t10s
keen heath
huh?
uncut badger
i have nearly all tech tree lines remember
so add the special ships
boom
module mode
also helps that every time i fill the bar it gives me 5 claims
brainrot
WOW
SEI SO STRONG
keen heath
module mode
and thats where
uncut badger
update navigator
keen heath
oh ive to claim t9 ship..
ugh
these are all horrible choices guess ill pick the only thing i havent tried the chinese ship
keen heath
i have colombo
uncut badger
nope
uncut badger
ok
13 mega gifts
it's time
i just got a fuckign cutscene
WHAT THE FUCK
I GOT A RHODE ISLAND LOOOOOOL
ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME
WHEN I BOUGTH THE FUCKING RHODE ISLAND B
keen heath
uncut badger
essentially
not even golden gift container
g fucking g
that shit's from the disgustingly small tx and rare ship tier too
keen heath
lucky
uncut badger
so fuckign dogshit
keen heath
so fuckign dogshit
I only get one thing wtf? 
oh ive to grind
have you been grinding martin
uncut badger
dude i saw the 4 barrel turrets and thought
"it better not fucking be"
but it was
uncut badger
wtf i ragewhaled and it worked
keen heath
rip muney
uncut badger
also hawaii from golden container
keen heath
uncut badger
that's enough for the rest of the decade
uncut badger
could've bought you more keyboards
keen heath
uncut badger
gonna ship a pallet of those shitty office keyboards to your house
the like 10 dollar ones
uncut badger
mushy sticky keys
keen heath
tbf the one with the regular keys are fine
keen heath
the flat ones should burn in hell
keen heath
gamer gunk all over them
yum
uncut badger
i am tyranting
keen heath
its ok you can try your izuma
uncut badger
i'm straight up touching my tyrant rn
uncut badger
i need a vr headset
and download that one game where you can like pick up stuff
you know what i mean right
keen heath
@thin canopy play veeeeery slowly else you'll blow up cuz you're made of paper
dont be like me and rush with willem
keen heath
uncut badger
wow
bread
are you bready!
wow
i require bunny tyrant
he is not
he is playing the temporary mode!
uncut badger
yes
keen heath
ok cool
uncut badger
star trek at home mode
keen heath
oh...
uncut badger
yeah it's just
missile test
but poorly disguised as a temporary fun gamemode
the missiles are boring as fuck to use and completely aids to go up against
god the hawaii looks so stupid
keen heath
god the hawaii looks so stupid
wauw that gamemode is fucking dogwater lol
uncut badger
yeah it's so fucking bad
keen heath
:3
tbf the startrekmode is better
not this missile garbage
whatever thiis is
and everything is going horrible fast
uncut badger
dude
the fact that you just get missiled to death
without being able to dodge
is SO ass
uncut badger
nah but like
if i'm playing randoms and someone shoots me
i know that if i pay attention, predict correctly and turn accordingly
i can dodge shells and torps
keen heath
i know that if i pay attention, predict correctly and turn accordingly
meanwhile this is oh missile coming at me guess ill die
uncut badger
these are legitimately impossible to dodge
if this comes to randoms
and it WILL at some point
it's going to ruin the game
fuck it
tulsa time
these camos are kinda ugly
timber hollow
keen heath
I didnt leave though
you left bish
no
lol
i meant chinese ship
i was equipping it
did you record it in 4k
just cut it :3
you got cut by the dd
omaha very scary :3
that dd too if you dont kill it in time
cuz itll rush you lol
keen heath
depends on the bb
paya exposed his fat cit :3
uncut badger
wow
citussy
mites
z42, meck, incomp or valparaiso
it's like uu!
uu!
uu!
i don't think that's normal for that op no
uncut badger
it's pretty funny
tulip summit
The Santa boxes didn't seem too appealing to spend on
At least the black friday ones were tier 8 and up, and I got a lot of ships out of it
wraith sail
Arknights in Stella Sora
tulip summit
Stella Archive
autumn turret
Stella knight
young badge
Well that's just a mini game of sorts, so it's not like it's a permanent thing.... yet
young badge
It's like is she a cat, a rabbit, or a cabbit?
uncut badger
fuyuk
uncut badger
autumn turret
keen heath
entire gang hiding behind me 
and killstealing
uncut badger
gonzaga pissfarming
this thing gets regolo guns i think
but 4x3 on 6.8s reload
i'm gonzaging it
wraith sail
X
timber hollow
keen heath
keen heath
meowing rn
Meowing without us.. @thin canopy
uncut badger
withmeowt us...
uncut badger
my wife
keen heath
uncut badger
uncut badger
true
uncut badger
i should gear my shit up
i've been putting off actually making an overview of what commanders i have
or what build i have on my commanders rather
what to spend this on
keen heath
tulip summit
meowing rn
Jean Bart so good
uncut badger
keen heath
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/630553822036623370/1435663053663375574/mw...
this is me going 39.5 knots
uncut badger
problem is
you don't play dds
as for me
dd is the only class i don't suck ass in
uncut badger
3 of those still have snowflakes
2 don't count
and 1 is shima
which also doesn't count
keen heath
WHAT
uncut badger
keen heath
why does shima not count
uncut badger
:3
keen heath
the hell
uncut badger
i'm gonna quickly grind split i think
keen heath
grind paya
uncut badger
gay
keen heath
keen heath
I... I dont have torps
keen heath
smaland or daring yes
haragumo
uncut badger
isn't harugumo decently fast actually
keen heath
I thought the entire line was 36 knots?
keen heath
so it slower
uncut badger
so at least over 40 with flag + speed boost
keen heath
keen heath
I am
not 58
I am 29 
isnt martin older
by how much
wtf
so he's like 18
is that him
keen heath
the fuck is this team
uncut badger
1 imposter
the radarrrr
it's gonna have 5
actually no
i probably won't get enough captain points
gonna run smth like this tho
uncut badger
classic
at least this one seems like he actually did something in the match other than sail across the map
keen heath
:3
uncut badger
what map
uncut badger
does middle have a big fuck off island surrounded by smaller islands?
keen heath
uh it has a big island but smaller islands not really
uncut badger
uhhhh
keen heath
nevertheless he went to a and almost died
keen heath
is it warrior's path
okinawa
uncut badger
okinawa
keen heath
I spawned top right :3
uncut badger
tbf
this is probably the worst map in the game
spawning south as a cruiser is pretty much torture
mountain range is also bad but at least they did change it iirc so it's a little less bad
oh nah actually seems like those changes haven't been pushed yet
latest okinawa rebalance
mountain range
X
nuke at the club ⁉️
wow?
autumn turret
Milk
uncut badger
milk
keen heath
tulip summit
Her milk is big
uncut badger
i am looking
tulip summit
autumn turret
Milk
timber hollow
tulip summit
Atsui
keen heath
@uncut badger @thin canopy
keen heath
genshin updated
https://tenor.com/view/selena-pgr-punishing-gray-ravens-pgr-stop-playing-genshin-impact-gif-27660669
uncut badger
nope
keen heath
you already spend your money on wows!
uncut badger
i already spent your money on my pedicure
keen heath
keen heath
@thin canopy alt acc?
keen heath
me and my wife
uncut badger
is that you
keen heath
keen heath
somber gate
Senip
hidden blade
mint lintel
keen heath
keen heath
the moment i saw i need to log in with my wargaming account i didnt even bother entering it
keen heath
real
I really was like, why is this a requirement to begin with... so you can ban me on my wows account too if im banned on discord?
keen heath
lmaoo
@uncut badger getting two superships on ultimate frontier, devestation is afk from the start of the game and the hanover one pushes me out of the healing zone 3 times when i wasnt even in the way then he randomly comes back late game to the healing station and blocks me from turning and kills me
keen heath
write that down
that is me when the hannover blocked me for the 3rd time and sealed my fate
he def was playing with his head in his ass
keen heath
hannover players are so talented
really makes you want to gauge their eyes out
uncut badger
could give them a lobotomy and it would make no noticeable difference
uncut badger
i want you
keen heath
i want you
uncut badger
hey
uncut badger
so did you win
keen heath
so did you win
have to wait if laffey kills the rest
My citadel is slightly too high to dodge bb shells
uncut badger
translation: "i fucked up the angling"
uncut badger
E
keen heath
the most horrible turn time
I was at the end of the map so had to turn anyways
since the rhodeisland and the other supership died
already
uncut badger
talented
keen heath
the mecklen was extremely talented though "its just bots guys" will exposing his citadel to 3 bbs
uncut badger
back turret greed moment
keen heath
we won! I like the guns on bremen. The torps are horrid because theyre SO SLOW so the bots always dodge them
The citadel is a very big achilles heel though
uncut badger
i mean
you are in a cruiser
not in a battleship
so you actually get punished if you get shot at
keen heath
idk i spawned left
keen heath
i did...
uncut badger
then pick 1v1
keen heath
but the bbs from b came
cuz u know everything except the laffey was dead
so they were shooting me at 16km+ range
uncut badger
this is why we go lighthouse + rudder in slot 5
keen heath
ugh
keen heath
this is why we go lighthouse + rudder in slot 5
ok i did that now how to i prevent my braindead team from dying
uncut badger
tell them they're fat [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] idiots
also call them a [redacted]
uncut badger
most of the time the way to save your team is kill faster
uncut badger
because these people are not real
keen heath
the bbs were running behind the islands at b
meanwhile there was a monarch heading to c...
to i had to kill that first
keen heath
most of the time the way to save your team is kill faster
cant kill what i cant see :3
keen heath
bremen AP dpm is fucking insane
true
I think i oneshotted a cl once
did 21k with one salvo
uncut badger
belfast 43 also has more guns than mino
keen heath
but shoots slower
uncut badger
just like your mom
keen heath
timber hollow
uncut badger
milk.
somber gate
milk
wraith sail
plen
keen heath
mom?
hidden blade
keen heath
keen heath
tulip summit
wow i want to touch tyrant hair
keen heath
Touch payas hair
tulip summit
uncut badger
keen heath
I still have hair 
keen heath
The fuck even is that
marsh roost
toe game?
uncut badger
oh no! not temporal rift guys!
uncut badger
yea she is a fucking noob
uncut badger
One of her sentences was : "I use 10 point commanders on all my ships"
this msg
i'm not even watching
keen heath
bro this is ai
uncut badger
i should piss run it down
uncut badger
need to do my 5 battles
actually i don't even have to do the 5 battles anymore because i got the johnston already
keen heath
shes not even using air priority
there were planes there woman
also why is the streeam a slideshow lol
dont get hit by the torps...
lmfao
shoot your guns
stop looking at the torps
uncut badger
i'm legit just gonna fucking run in, torp everything
keen heath
extinguish fire..?
keen heath
ive no clue but it looks like a cruiser with 152mms
how
Ok so you DO need a steamaccount
the fuck are those rewards even
lol
shes coping now
I dont think i played the best but we lost our flank very quickly
even at my best i wouldnt have carried it
I swear
uncut badger
26k dmg
keen heath
shes reading
reading some notes
hey wtf
she didnt even queue
is this
just some gameplay of some company shill
with her voicing it over
do they genuinly think anyone falls for this
the worst part is i dont get why the streamquality is this bad
keen heath
genuinly
im no streamer
but even i am more interesting
cuz i at least hit shit
and look at my surroundings
nah the boring french woman matters
shes very interesting
sounds like she plays the game a lot
because she doesnt know the game
and is reading of a script
lol
go ask in wows discord what they think of it
keen heath
this mf
uncut badger
on the suicide mission
uncut badger
nah that's the method
it's true
once they're saturated you should hit them with AP
keen heath
she hasnt used torps yet
uncut badger
yes
keen heath
so it wont ricochet
keen heath
that moment i need ghub to set my mouse sensitivity and this is the first thing it does
uncut badger
i legitimately survived that round too
keen heath
i legitimately survived that round too
smh
go in bremen
youll explode real quick if you try that