sandy-general

[marsh roost]

Minase!

[uncut badger]

me

!

[brazen rune]

14-2 help

and i think Yamato is going to be a blonde

[proven hound]

Not so hard when your ships are level 125
Besides, Yamato is blonde is not bad but no proof

[brazen rune]

japanese mythology

[brazen rune]

https://youtu.be/YF-iEJWjYmo?si=oiPn3osIcuWPwHY4

it will make sense if you watch it and think about the yamato class ships in the game

[proven hound]

[keen heath]

Isn't that the submap

[keen heath]

https://tenor.com/view/noa-pajamas-blue-archive-koyuki-cat-throwing-a-brick-gif-12769487064865488482

[uncut badger]

my wife

throwing la creatura at me

[broken raft]

i'm taking this, kind sir

[somber gate]

Ppl love senko-san

[tulip summit]

https://tenor.com/view/senko-gives-you-a-cup-of-tea-sewayaki-kitsune-no-senko-san-senko-gif-13098102243129153475

who wouldnt want a personal fox wife

[hazy dock]

floof

[uncut badger]

i need that

[hidden blade]

[keen heath]

I need that to go out of my house

[uncut badger]

you can give me yours

[keen heath]

https://tenor.com/view/senko-kiara-gif-4452838406800304391

[uncut badger]

senk...

[uncut badger]

my wife alice...

https://tenor.com/view/zenless-zone-zero-zzz-zenless-alice-alice-zzz-gif-10347477180802621990

[uncut badger]

https://x.com/ddungddang102/status/1964977015481868504

뚱땅ᴅᴅᴜɴɢᴅᴅᴀɴɢ (@ddungddang102)

#ブルアカ #BlueArchive
short hair

X · Sep 8, 2025, 9:00 AM

[somber gate]

Is she rabbit / fox / cat

[uncut badger]

yeah

spot the differences

[keen heath]

https://tenor.com/view/zzz-alice-zenles-zone-zero-zenles-zone-zero-alice-kiroko96-alice-gif-1111508656277015849

[uncut badger]

she is so cute

[keen heath]

https://tenor.com/view/zzz-zenless-zone-zero-kiroko96-алиса-alice-thymefield-gif-7136417521622018096

too bad she'll annihilate you since you're not asymmetrical

[uncut badger]

he got the gimmick wrong

🥀

[keen heath]

https://tenor.com/view/zenless-zone-zero-zenless-zzz-alice-alice-zzz-gif-6696484522141176870

[uncut badger]

[uncut badger]

https://x.com/sound_croissant/status/1965032471776600510

ぐっすりクロワッサン@こみトレ5号館Ⅰ-12b (@sound_c...

おココナじゃなくておここにゃちゃんなら描いたことある🐱

X · Sep 8, 2025, 12:40 PM

[keen heath]

the hell is a guy3

[uncut badger]

[keen heath]

https://tenor.com/view/miyabi-thinking-stormz67-zenless-zone-zero-zzz-gif-5371776609151105606

[uncut badger]

kisakar

[tulip summit]

Kisakitty

[somber gate]

So rabbit she is

https://vxtwitter.com/nn161_9/status/1962152638793068867

1619 / Iro Ikyu (@nn161_9)

😠angy rabbit alice!
#Alice #AliceThymefield #zzzero #zenlesszonezero #絕區零 #젠레스 #ゼンゼロ
💿イガク - 重音テト (原口沙輔) https://t.co/ubLzswQGyq

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Aug 31, 2025, 1:56 PM

[deep musk]

Kinda wish we got more non-lewd skin or bad ass looking skin time to time

Like blucher skin that came out rescently

Feels like I'm getting desensitized by the lewd skins coming out often

should've put that in the survey..,

[mint lintel]

would love for that to be the case but sex sells

[tulip summit]

I'd like some big frilly dresses

[keen heath]

You can't spell Essex without sex

[keen heath]

Elon? Man I missed it

[hidden blade]

[somber gate]

I put some onion here

[proven hound]

I need real onion to cook, not imaginary onion

[deep musk]

I mean it wouldn't hurt if they included one or two that isn't lewd themed

but it

's their choise I guess

[deep musk]

rip

[uncut badger]

milk

[hidden blade]

[keen heath]

90% thighs

[somber gate]

When milk also fill thigh

[mint lintel]

for me, twould be better if base art of ships at release wasnt lewd or looked respectable at least for the botes that existed irl.. kinda gives some respect to their irl counterparts

and if you wanted less clothes and more skin shown you gotta pay for the skins.

the tourist mob would hang me when i bring this up to plebbit and xitter as it seems its their game now.

[deep musk]

This

[deep musk]

Tourist mob?

[devout meteor]

Dw about that. It's just crazy talk by people wayyyy too online

[keen heath]

What giving ships actual clothes? Nah we can't have that

[hidden blade]

[hazy dock]

[deep musk]

If I'll be honest everything I said feels a bit contradictory

because I drew lewds

[wraith sail]

This whole video kinda explains everything.
https://youtu.be/y9ES2BjBpDk

[hidden blade]

[tulip summit]

it's an 8 year old gacha game atp

if not really close to nsfw skins, what else will bring money?

there's clearly still demand, they're just giving us what most of the demographic likes

[mint lintel]

[wraith sail]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-kazagumo-gumo-friday-gif-17304952624505760636

[keen heath]

[hidden blade]

https://fxtwitter.com/xdeyuix/status/1966080024315875473

Deyui☕ (@xdeyuix)

❤️🖤

**💬 4 🔁 335 ❤️ 2.4K 👁️ 21.3K **

FxTwitter · Sep 11, 2025, 10:03 AM

[mint lintel]

So it was Rio who broke Steam a few days ago

[uncut badger]

boobs

[tulip summit]

mar!

[uncut badger]

mar

[somber gate]

Mar

[wraith sail]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-kazagumo-gumo-friday-gif-17460001109125006825

[keen heath]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-ruppy-rupprecht-prinz-rupprecht-friday-gif-15377994344131377240

[uncut badger]

rupert

i need aruppy

https://tenor.com/view/aru-rikuhachima-rikuhachima-aru-blue-archive-so-true-bestie-gif-24755970

[somber gate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/946758440661946388/1415964587332730890/ssstwitter.com_1757662614189.mp4?ex=68c51f48&is=68c3cdc8&hm=4e45f77c5881bf5c95a539b230943f3c10e4472ca2368db9560433cd923737c4&

[uncut badger]

milk

[cold depot]

the issue about the complaints about lewds for Azur Lane is a hard one as the game is mainly focused on the skins

if the game was more paid for the gacha then they could do whatever, but it will still be around how many eyes you could get on the character so it will still lead to which character or theme will be most liked and purchased by majority

probably even worse is that what else can the game give after 8 years?

if you do a drastic change for the game some might leave and some will come, but that on itself is a risky move as you dont know how many older ones will leave and how many new ones will play and continue

the market for ship-girls are already niche and even worse by this age and day when nations are involved in the theme. And if Azur Lane tries to distance itself from this "lewd" direction then there might be a sizable playersbase that might leave it for other games or the players might see it as closure for the game

[keen heath]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333611453972481/1017855563108978828/seseren_Arupprecht.gif

[cold depot]

other examples is how other ship based girls EOSed on global, but some are still alive in CN and that is how niche the genre is as history for some people will be a hard subject

[keen heath]

?

[cold depot]

in my eyes Azur Lane has been mostly focused on the girls part more and if they miss with it i can see other games (gacha) taking up those players that leave the game

[keen heath]

Do you know how long this game exists?

[cold depot]

8 years

[keen heath]

Do you know how active the game was before vs now? Lol

[cold depot]

more active in GL and CN

JP is mostly gone

[keen heath]

Maybe they should add some gameplay

True

[cold depot]

issue is that BA took a huge chunk of loli fanbase

[keen heath]

Azur Lane 2 soon

Nvm they decided to make slop genshin

[cold depot]

that is part of it, but it was also because Azur Lane at that time had a loli draught

[keen heath]

I mean sure they can have some sex appeal but the skins of the past 3 years or even longer have just been pornskins

This year is extra bad

[cold depot]

that mostly only works if the monetization is focused on the gacha, but Azur Lane choose the skin side so its harder for them to get money

[keen heath]

Wait how does illustrious look to you

[cold depot]

another issue that the game had is people on EN side hated the type 2 stuff that would help focus more on older girls

[keen heath]

[keen heath]

Type 2?

[cold depot]

because of that the game was kinda force to make new girls with more less on the older girls as which make sit so the newer skins were forced to have more eyes on them

[keen heath]

Oh Bismarck 2 etc.

[cold depot]

example Yorktown and Yorktown 2

yes

[keen heath]

I mean I didn't hate it, some ships were unretrofittable to get better

[cold depot]

and BA have that which makes it so people still makes content and love the older girls as much or even more than the newer ones

[keen heath]

So you

But they made that for you baya

[cold depot]

lolis might help, but they already lost a huge chunk of players to BA

[keen heath]

https://tenor.com/view/kisaki-blue-archive-happy-gif-13000529199020134824

[cold depot]

its even worse for Azur Lane soon as there are more and more games that will do stuff that Azur Lane lacks

[keen heath]

Also

No pc client

[cold depot]

and that is why i said when people hated on the type 2 stuff it just made it worse

[keen heath]

Honestly AL could be made light enough to just run in the browser lol

[cold depot]

now they are forced to just make newer characters with less focused on old ones

[cold depot]

think if we remove all the voices and moving L2Ds the game should be around 18-21ish GB

right now i have around 26GB on my phone

[keen heath]

This is the reason why fucming promillia is there

Will it live to begin with lol

[cold depot]

promillia will have an intresting time as there is quite the big devide in CN about this

[keen heath]

Seems like they did some palworld genshin combo, but why though

[wraith sail]

https://tenor.com/view/mutsuki-azure-lane-azur-lane-maintenance-gif-21720302

[cold depot]

worst part is that Nintedo fucking paterned summoning attacking animals

https://www.gamesindustry.biz/nintendo-patents-in-game-characters-summoning-others-to-battle

yea but im just using animals as an example as that is what Promilia is all about

would be fun to see if Disney will fight it or WoWs

not gonna work aswell as most loli fanbase left for BA

JP dont really go back after they left something

[keen heath]

Honestly I would see AL work as a turn based game

But they need to ad 3d models of the ships

[cold depot]

caugh caught crosswave caught caught

tho that is more RPG i guess?

[keen heath]

Naw that shit is boxed garbage

[keen heath]

Yes like per turn you can choose what to attack defend dodge etc... or use skills
Since now it's just a cluttered spam mess

[cold depot]

they did try with that old card gameplay, but most people didnt like it

[keen heath]

Card?

Nah not cards fuck that lol

[cold depot]

now they are trying TFT/autobattle game

[keen heath]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-yo-tone-mf-blue-archive-twins-slap-gaming-gif-5817067115450054879

[cold depot]

there is another ship-girl game with BA style models coming up soon

[keen heath]

Fr like who asked for that lol

[cold depot]

the item that came from that playtesting

[keen heath]

That's just some random activations that can happen

[cold depot]

not the item itself, i meant the event that was focused on card gameplay

[keen heath]

I want to feel like the skills actually feel like they give some impact which why I think turn based would be better

[keen heath]

I don't remember it prob because card games are shit

[cold depot]

the whole thing played like BA with abiliy cost and recharge

[cold depot]

https://youtu.be/9aCG8fzwuPU?t=192

[keen heath]

Oh that garbage yeah nah.

[spring forge]

wait, warspite skin doesnt come this patch? it will come later?

[tulip summit]

i think that might be next bp

[dapper abyss]

yeah it's part of the second batch

[hazy dock]

[mint lintel]

[uncut badger]

my wife btw

[hidden blade]

[deep musk]

I like hakuhou's design

Though I wish she wore skirt like her sister and remove the stocking

Is it weird that I hate characters wearing stocking?

Expose the skin dang it

[uncut badger]

this fella just admitting that he got 0 taste smh

[deep musk]

🙁

[keen heath]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-shupogaki-hikari-tachibana-hikari-train-gif-15253875223288631952

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-shupogaki-tachibana-hikari-hikari-headpats-gif-6031644655358025098

[uncut badger]

wow...

hikar!

[hidden blade]

[tulip summit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1030399686638575656/1065985025193025607/RPReplay_Final1674219386.mov?ex=68c6c1eb&is=68c5706b&hm=3bf9be7bb3fc4804299e1f50417bac835ac4787e0c3c402c898ff877688208cc&

[somber gate]

Sound horeg in kivotos

[hidden blade]

[spring forge]

anyone here use mumuplayer to play AL?

[keen heath]

https://tenor.com/view/kokona-sunohara-blue-archive-kokonut-coconut-gif-10316720305594100524

[uncut badger]

kokon

[craggy pebble]

[tulip summit]

Milk

[uncut badger]

Milk

[keen heath]

https://tenor.com/view/hina-pet-blue-archive-sorasaki-hina-blue-archive-sorasaki-hina-pat-gif-3018030232931492006

[somber gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946758440661946388/1416389723018100868/2c3ba9fa4c2a55c664fa817ea5356206.jpg?ex=68c8a579&is=68c753f9&hm=8fb2109c03deabf52c7ad34453b2b709bb89a69a8cded28d1a108faa1cae667b&

[unborn tiger]

Nah what💀

[somber gate]

You know, slap very hard from the bottom to make the crumble thrown away

[hidden blade]

[uncut badger]

milk.

[keen heath]

https://tenor.com/view/zenless-zone-zero-lisa-zenless-zone-zero-lisa-zenless-zone-gif-13174854265721475185

[marsh roost]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-rice-shower-refuse-no-gif-27058758

[keen heath]

YOU SHOULD PAY ME FOR THE RACES I LOST

[uncut badger]

yummy

https://tenor.com/view/rice-chef-chris-cho-cooked-rice-asian-rice-cooking-gif-20952894

[ionic steppe]

hello everyone can i get some advice on what gear is good? im raking up a ton of currency (e.g. gear lab materials, prototype cores) and i dont wanna waste on trash gear..

[keen heath]

what gear is a good is the most general term. anything specific like guns?

[ionic steppe]

seaplanes (i-404), guns (for battleships, cruisers, and destroyers)

[devout meteor]

[ionic steppe]

and i saw fire extinguishers in someone's yuudachi meta one-shot vid and was wondering if fire extinguishers are meta and whether i should forsake any and all possessions to give everyone fire extinguishers

[uncut badger]

https://tenor.com/view/airi-idle-airi-band-blue-archive-gif-16907840692750861861

[uncut badger]

https://tenor.com/view/herta-the-herta-hsr-herta-star-rail-herta-star-rail-the-herta-gif-13079190323369777099

[uncut badger]

https://x.com/horuhara/status/1967438456336031830

HoR / 1 Art 2 Days (@horuhara)

🔫...🐈???

#ブルアカ

X · Sep 15, 2025, 4:00 AM

[keen heath]

They're trapped

[keen heath]

https://tenor.com/view/kaede-azusagawa-rascal-does-not-dream-of-bunny-girl-senpai-seishun-buta-yarou-wa-bunny-girl-senpai-no-yume-wo-minai-anime-girl-gif-13309870123665735064

[uncut badger]

helloli

[devout meteor]

[uncut badger]

https://tenor.com/view/sandrone-gif-773204355969630713

owned

[keen heath]

Wake me up when it releases

[tulip summit]

https://tenor.com/view/sandrone-genshin-nod-krai-welkin-moon-fatui-gif-10888661630233960259

She's so hot

clank clank clank

[uncut badger]

sandron...

[keen heath]

https://tenor.com/view/neverness-to-everness-nte-fadia-ult-ultimate-gif-235047826882325155

[uncut badger]

https://tenor.com/view/tsukishiro-yanagi-yanagi-yanagi-tsukishiro-yanagi-zzz-yanagi-edit-gif-3430170383437188320

wow

my wife

melon

[hidden blade]

[devout meteor]

I removed your last comments for a reason. Might want to relax a little

[uncut badger]

sandron!

so cute... (i mean evil!)

fucked up evil...

[young badge]

For a moment there I thought this was Noelle

[tulip summit]

if evil, why hot?

[somber gate]

Teach me Profesor

[uncut badger]

her name is five little monkeys and she's jumping on the bed

according to independent sources, one of said little monkeys may have fallen off and bumped their head

more at 5

[keen heath]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-kid-billy-kid-punch-anby-punch-anby-punch-billy-kid-zzz-punch-gif-2106424335888604775

[keen heath]

begone thot

[uncut badger]

thotiana

[proven hound]

Hope Billy can be stronger in ZZZ

[wraith sail]

It's just a curtain behind the baths

[keen heath]

Iron curtain

[uncut badger]

Heehee

[keen heath]

https://tenor.com/view/kasumi-prison-jail-time-laughing-chilling-gif-3821584430093121079

[uncut badger]

kasum

kanye west

[hidden blade]

[tulip summit]

poot

[somber gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599529925585666048/1020770001315188757/ahri_pat.gif

[tulip summit]

I want to be a sensei

[dapper abyss]

<@&472236072743600148>

[keen heath]

Ban xc

[devout meteor]

I agreed. And Mites for good measure

[tulip summit]

[marsh roost]

🐼

[tulip summit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/691034121442426880/1418023613742715001/IMG_4559.png?ex=68cc9ce7&is=68cb4b67&hm=09cfd360deb33cff9b726d01b2a74b66196a01fa901ae25813cf50a3232f44a5&

[hidden blade]

[tulip summit]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-shupogaki-tachibana-hikari-hikari-headpats-gif-6031644655358025098

[keen heath]

[tulip summit]

Kokonut

[uncut badger]

kokon

[keen heath]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-kokona-sunohara-kokona-police-gif-10822467628847838316

[uncut badger]

kokon!

i'm getting in the car

[uncut badger]

wow

kisakokon

[marsh roost]

Kisakok?

https://tenor.com/view/why-are-you-why-are-you-gay-pepe-julian-who-is-gay-you-are-gay-gif-15004128

[keen heath]

you need to chill

[keen heath]

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-tongue-licking-gif-15934733779076105697

[uncut badger]

but here's the licker

[keen heath]

horse like licking your arms because of the salt

just let her lick you nube

[uncut badger]

i need saton so bad

[uncut badger]

@keen heath

this playerbase bruh (i am also queued up in a battleship)

[keen heath]

my queues are like half a second then again i play mostly cruisers

[uncut badger]

come play asym bruh

[keen heath]

i click battle

instant q

oh willem is cooked

[uncut badger]

willem is a fake ass ship

[keen heath]

its a duncan but without the superheal

and mkv ap shells

[uncut badger]

i'm just trying to finish dockyard missions lmfao

playing braindead libertard

[keen heath]

[uncut badger]

not me!

do you wanna div

[keen heath]

im on american servers

[uncut badger]

bruh

[keen heath]

yeah

[uncut badger]

LMAO

[keen heath]

well i can swap to my eu account

but i think i only had like uhhh

dutch ships

[uncut badger]

LOOL

insane

[keen heath]

ill check what ive after im daedd

surely i can kill 5 with 10k hp

[uncut badger]

i had a sweaty ass ognevoi game because this playerbase is real

come play boats with us gang

[keen heath]

ok winnable maybe

3 bbs to go with 16k hp

1 more to go

ok we won

i never play asym

eh? what

[uncut badger]

wtf

owned

libtard owned

[keen heath]

patriek is older though

like imagine that name was still available

[uncut badger]

they turbomerged some bullshit i think

[keen heath]

bruh i installed it once i think in 2014? but my laptop sucked

[uncut badger]

minimar

[keen heath]

oh right some guy asked me to play that

[uncut badger]

LOL

tonks...

world of thanks

you're welcome

i miss my wife guys

[keen heath]

your wife world of tanks?

[uncut badger]

yea

wow.

my lolwife

uh oh!

[keen heath]

baria wants to play wows

[uncut badger]

cuckstoel...

[keen heath]

wtf

[uncut badger]

fuck it

i don't want to play battleships

schlieffen time

[keen heath]

yuck im getting garbage on this account

[uncut badger]

pert...

this boat is good as fuck

warthunder is not better because it's warthunder

yes

me on the left

helloli

[keen heath]

ok ive the following for asym erm... the only X i've on this one is gouden leeuw

[tulip summit]

I want that fleet

[uncut badger]

lmao

[tulip summit]

High school fleet

[keen heath]

or i should go groningen?

[uncut badger]

i can play other tiers

so it's fine

just dropped into a game in schlief tho so

[keen heath]

well i can play other tiers too. On my NA account

[uncut badger]

that is my reaction

just

[tulip summit]

Just buy a tier x

[keen heath]

wauw

[tulip summit]

Shrimple

[uncut badger]

i will buy you

[tulip summit]

No buy me

[keen heath]

I already have the best tier x

[uncut badger]

halland

[tulip summit]

Which this

[keen heath]

wtf?

[uncut badger]

is that gl

[keen heath]

you dont know who that is

[keen heath]

yes but ive the pretty skin on NA

[tulip summit]

I don't know because not look like girl

[keen heath]

doesnt she look dummy thicc

[tulip summit]

I need to see girl

Yes

Show me girl picture

[tulip summit]

Too big

[keen heath]

I did say dummy thicc

[tulip summit]

True

Too thicc

I have ägir

And shima

[uncut badger]

i ran it down mega hard like a spastic

[keen heath]

ok maybe i should go groningen?

[tulip summit]

I bought them during azur lane collab

[keen heath]

and smoke you if you're in trouble

[tulip summit]

They sound so cute my commanders 🥰

[keen heath]

I've spee

and uh a lot of others

[tulip summit]

I also bought during BA collab

I have hoshino

Just the commander

[keen heath]

same but iirc she was free?

[tulip summit]

On Maine

Not Maine

Montana

[keen heath]

BA was expensive so i didnt get anything

[uncut badger]

it's time

[tulip summit]

I bought lootbox

I got lucky

Tier X

[uncut badger]

you ready?

[keen heath]

uhuh

[tulip summit]

[keen heath]

a yorktown?

uh

[uncut badger]

it's ok you own him

[keen heath]

I mean I've aa

you've glasscannon ship though

glgl

[uncut badger]

it's funny

i'm good i promise

lol

ran it the fuck down

[keen heath]

true!

[uncut badger]

because it's funny

[keen heath]

is sub even semi useful on asym?

[uncut badger]

sub is a fake class

[keen heath]

ayo ive botan

[uncut badger]

just pick what you want

[keen heath]

lemme add her real quick

[uncut badger]

i'll just choose accordingly

[keen heath]

I've chosen

[uncut badger]

i gott pick something not cringe for dockyard

hololive commander...

[keen heath]

I did say ive botan

i didnt know i had

[uncut badger]

i got fubuki on the zao it's funny as hell

[keen heath]

marine ive too

she screams in panic

[uncut badger]

i got her on haku

[uncut badger]

i had to see what i had in t7

lol

[keen heath]

thats why i picked it

[uncut badger]

didn't want to outfit wv44

[keen heath]

isnt she horribly slow?

[uncut badger]

it's fine

as soon as i'm in there i'm in there

[keen heath]

suresure

[uncut badger]

massa is also slow as hell and i was in there all game

[keen heath]

true

and i was getting asspounded by a beaches george

beached*

[uncut badger]

i botted the fuck out and got top of the team

xd

this team man

[keen heath]

amazing

[uncut badger]

also this bot running away lol

[keen heath]

he's scared

he knows whats about to happen to him

[uncut badger]

i mean we got 8 of his buddies

[keen heath]

:)

[uncut badger]

i thought the bots were supposed to be on the enemy team

[keen heath]

on operations its even worse

[uncut badger]

didn't even get that many ribbons either

u got me fucked up

googling t6 secondary battleship

[keen heath]

wtf

just use orion

oh nvm hes t5

or deutschland

is secondary too

[uncut badger]

i'm just gonna do one of the cruiser missions bruh

you push in i start farming like a troglodyte

[keen heath]

lol

warspoot doesnt have much armor though i think

and is slow af

[uncut badger]

then i just need to farm damage fast

[keen heath]

just so you know

[uncut badger]

fat piggy warspite...

it's fine

we cope

[keen heath]

oh wait i fixed it

[uncut badger]

huge

[keen heath]

[uncut badger]

this guy got me playing molotov

[keen heath]

hey i've molotov too

pretty sure i scrapped it on na acc though

[uncut badger]

[keen heath]

yeah

[hidden blade]

[keen heath]

3 german ships how long you give them

[uncut badger]

like 20 seconds after spotted

because these people are not real

[keen heath]

ive no armor too

[uncut badger]

so i have to carry?

[keen heath]

yeah

[uncut badger]

i'm not patient enough to play t6 cruisers

[keen heath]

I was waiting for you to torp but somehow you were closer

didnt expect it to shoot you

[uncut badger]

i had priority target and he wasn't aiming at me

until last second

so i thought i was safe LOL

[keen heath]

ok lemme check how to turn the hp on again

since this account uses old setitngs

[uncut badger]

smth with alt hud i think

[keen heath]

ah found it

[uncut badger]

ladies and gentlemen

we are running it the fuck down

[keen heath]

https://tenor.com/view/zzz-zzz-orphie-orphie-orpheus-soundoriented-gif-4280512590765544587

[uncut badger]

https://tenor.com/view/cartethyia-wuthering-waves-wuwa-chibi-coocked-gif-602419228738197087

opening gif menu fucked up my internet hold on

[keen heath]

thats rough

[uncut badger]

ok we back

that valparaiso was fucking useless

[keen heath]

see sub not at bottom

the hipper was more useless

[uncut badger]

sub not at bottom only because of the stupid base xp multiplier they get :3

[keen heath]

when i send out my torps and target dies before it reaches them

[uncut badger]

i was just surgically removing italians

[keen heath]

I saw that

[uncut badger]

i did like 53k

front turrets only

[keen heath]

but you didnt remove the valparaiso

[uncut badger]

LOL

[keen heath]

shit hits hard

I've indomitable but pretty sure its a dogshit carrier

[uncut badger]

where is my divchat

[keen heath]

huh

[uncut badger]

can you send a msg in div chat real quick

[keen heath]

i did

[uncut badger]

i think that happened when i disconnected

what.

[keen heath]

yeah

[uncut badger]

a

can you leave and invite me to a div

[keen heath]

Invited

[uncut badger]

i'm not getting anything

[keen heath]

is your game completed bugged?

[uncut badger]

i'll restart the game real quick

[keen heath]

nice!

I got that once too

and it didnt explain what caused it

[uncut badger]

broken ass game

they too busy selling 150+ euro copy paste ships with OP gimmicks

[keen heath]

[uncut badger]

i think i'll do one more game

my cat just brought one of her toys upstairs so i think i'll have to play with her

wtf and now the div is instantly made again?

[keen heath]

uhuh

well im not in the div

https://tenor.com/view/zzz-zenless-zone-zero-miyabi-hoshimi-hoshimi-miyabi-gif-9837960689107416579

[uncut badger]

stupid ass game

i'll invite you

but you have to get out of the div you're in

[keen heath]

ye

i feel suicidal today time for hawke

[uncut badger]

wtf he's playing the hawke tuah

oh god

t5s

or well one t5

i'm running it down mid

holy shit look at our team bruh

they're all coming here

this scharnhorst has to be on a sex offender list somewhere man

[keen heath]

they all went and hide behind you lmao

[uncut badger]

legit what the fuck is the point of even playing scharn 43

i tried to keep it polite

[keen heath]

not tosic

:3

[uncut badger]

it's a statement of fact

[keen heath]

random dd next to me

for some reason

[uncut badger]

i gotta do one more

i can't end on a sour note

[keen heath]

sure thing :)

[uncut badger]

cats went back downstairs anyway

[keen heath]

so you want highest tier?

[uncut badger]

ye let's do t10 so i can bot the fuck out in schlieffen for this ribbon mission

[hidden blade]

[uncut badger]

do you think you can manage to push in to the island in front of the cap

[keen heath]

you forgot to invite rio

eh

im out if i see more then 3

[uncut badger]

yea just bow in on island

what the hell just happened

[keen heath]

all the ships on b

volleyed me

i got citted

[uncut badger]

damn

[keen heath]

their schlieffen was in the back

for some reason

[keen heath]

nice

that other schlieffen prob has 100 max

[uncut badger]

that counted as an enrichment activity

[keen heath]

now if i had my manteuffel i couldve killed them all

[uncut badger]

you should've just looked at the minimap

truth nuke

[keen heath]

nuh

they shouldve gone in like bots

[uncut badger]

i think lowkey you might've been better off just hugging the island chain

like yeah the ships in A would've ran up on you but i was shitting on those

[keen heath]

nah normally im fine tanking in front, it was just that i didnt expect the volleys at B

that deleted like 80% of my health

in like a second

[uncut badger]

yea i looked over and saw you on like 5k

like "how the fuck did that happen"

[keen heath]

weakness of gouden leeuw never expose broadside

[uncut badger]

strength of gouden leeuw

shit on des moines camping

[keen heath]

I went to C because i knew they couldnt do dmg to me

the ones on C at least

[uncut badger]

alright thanks for the games

[keen heath]

yw

hf playing with the cat

[uncut badger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1118075748599730276/1398047677295497309/N11_mari.gif

[keen heath]

https://tenor.com/view/nekomata-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-gif-15480705886479963780

[uncut badger]

my car

this is my car

[keen heath]

https://tenor.com/view/plana-arona-blue-archive-strawberry-milk-butter-dog-gif-10321601820388985790

[somber gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599529925585666048/1020770001315188757/ahri_pat.gif

[hidden blade]

[keen heath]

Wtf

https://tenor.com/view/hina-hina-sorasaki-blue-archive-gif-16581018399181372364

[uncut badger]

big ass earz

[craggy pebble]

[somber gate]

All ear

[uncut badger]

i need that

[marsh roost]

I need this

[uncut badger]

nice boobs ma'am

[tulip summit]

https://tenor.com/view/iuno-iuno-wuwa-luno-iuno-wuthering-waves-wuthering-gif-17780486381755516420

[uncut badger]

feet

[somber gate]

She full of feet service

[keen heath]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/630553822036623370/996806328049737899/rprht_azurlane220713.gif?ex=652fff3c&is=651d8a3c&hm=54abe32f8e1005b953d6902a424fd917e42cd97031a86c7b3cc36488a80aabdb&

Time to cut the hair

[uncut badger]

it is done

i have a loler in my house now

wow

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-gif-20299463

[keen heath]

you bought phases

[uncut badger]

yeah you have to to get the ship?

[keen heath]

[uncut badger]

i got like 20k dubs from san diego event and anniversary supercontainers anyway

[keen heath]

I spend it all for steel

[uncut badger]

plus i still got the anniversary event shit too

[keen heath]

now to wait for prins to respawn in armory

[uncut badger]

which i haven't claimed at all

[keen heath]

[uncut badger]

i'm probably just gonna exchange for dubs so i can get lushun

because that boat is also fucking hilarious

[keen heath]

chinese ship

[uncut badger]

cockroach ship

i think it has the sevastopol heal

[keen heath]

Paya pls

[uncut badger]

hello my wife

illegal

no

omg

i wish

[hidden blade]

[keen heath]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-noa-wave-noa-wave-blue-archive-noa-gif-7940241936008341576

[keen heath]

silly paya

thats a car

[deep musk]

I-404 looks like spee and odin had a fusion and gained bigger tits

[uncut badger]

i'm gonna be like

Holy Shit!

and

Helloli!

[keen heath]

Sussy

[uncut badger]

https://tenor.com/view/hmm-interesting-watching-you-curious-stare-anime-girl-looking-at-screen-gif-4083899612055226371

[uncut badger]

wow my wife

kokonlarge

[keen heath]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-ibuki-tanga-ibuki-blep-tasty-gif-10702588142260995750

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-ibuki-tanga-tanga-ibuki-blue-ibuki-ibuki-blue-gif-10839567068690744578

[uncut badger]

rotate this ibuk

[keen heath]

You like to play with boiling lava here? Remove that comment bruh

[hidden blade]

[devout meteor]

Don't make me get the mallet

@tulip summit Also. I know Mites already told you but let this be a more "official" reminder. Lets refrain from such comments towards loli characters. Infact i believe i already told you off once for it.

[tulip summit]

I get carried away sometimes

I'll be more careful

[somber gate]

I want to make many copy of her

[wraith sail]

https://tenor.com/view/amber-stella-sora-amber-stella-sora-sora-stella-gif-10100484096170644537

[uncut badger]

shup

[keen heath]

o

[keen heath]

https://tenor.com/view/nozomi-blue-archive-gif-10154306067694506672

upgrade

[tulip summit]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-nozomi-hikari-shupo-shup-ogaki-gif-1358299327294335623

[hidden blade]

[tulip summit]

cat?

[keen heath]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-iochi-mari-bleh-meme-mari-gif-8369432247722544249

That's not a small cat

Beeg meower

[uncut badger]

meow!!

i need big shupos

[keen heath]

see? paya just has poor taste

[uncut badger]

shupomeow

i'll take you to the shuposhop

shupolice

wtf

everyone knows the reference dumbass

we're not 12

ass

@keen heath i'm botting the fuck out

schroder is hilarious in asym

[keen heath]

meanwhile i get a braindead party

[uncut badger]

submarine in asym is griefing so hard

[keen heath]

bro didnt kill anything i had to dodge so many torps because the schill wasnt even shooting any of the dd's or cl's

[uncut badger]

when you need ships that can just ram themselves into a flank with 4-5 bots and perform

[tulip summit]

which game mode is this

[keen heath]

asym

[uncut badger]

asymmetric

essentially co-op but fun

[tulip summit]

i will have to try it

[tulip summit]

ye, sounds interesting

[uncut badger]

i played with mites the other day

you can bot the fuck out yourself as long as you know what you're doing

[keen heath]

also my previous game, i was finally at the enmy base from the left side. only to figure out the entire team died on the right side. and the nagato was still afk? in the back

[uncut badger]

tbf

you're playing a shit ass ship

[keen heath]

chu mean

mutsu rolls

but the enemies capped the base

[uncut badger]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-anime-mutsu-happy-nagato-gif-20856857

was that standard

you see

[keen heath]

true

[uncut badger]

this is why i play brawling boats

[keen heath]

im mutsuing around

but mutsu can brawl

she has torps

[uncut badger]

i just ram it the fuck down middle

[keen heath]

well tbf i couldve done that too

[uncut badger]

it depends on how fun it is

if you're fast as hell or have some insane combination of secondaries/torps/main gun dpm you can probably just crush a flank and then circle back

[uncut badger]

4 singles

we are coping

[keen heath]

with hgih reload speed though

[uncut badger]

wait

21 seconds

[uncut badger]

LMFAO

[keen heath]

[uncut badger]

ok that's kind of hilarious

i didn't know it was that fast

[keen heath]

yeah

[tulip summit]

7km torps 😭

[keen heath]

one of the reason i use it

[keen heath]

[uncut badger]

i use schroder because base fpm of 24

:3

[tulip summit]

whats the damage of those

[uncut badger]

10.8

2 per side

[tulip summit]

oh wait what tier is this

[uncut badger]

t6

[tulip summit]

oh okay that makes more sense

[keen heath]

heh

[uncut badger]

now imagine a st vincent

stupid wiggly torps

29k

[keen heath]

true

one of my main ships

[uncut badger]

formi commander

[tulip summit]

formi

[keen heath]

but yeah those front torps are a hit or miss

[uncut badger]

[keen heath]

[uncut badger]

i need to play my t10s more man

[uncut badger]

i have that too

i also got the rodney from the free battle pass container

and the collingwood from

somewhere else

probably supercontainers

[keen heath]

did you get this too from the free container?

[uncut badger]

i didn't play back then

i got regular yamato collecting dust

and musashi

[keen heath]

i got this like last year

[tulip summit]

it'

s

too bad i bought agir

and then bought al agir

now regular agir sitting

sad

[uncut badger]

now get BA Agir too

dude

it was funny as shit

[keen heath]

I dont like agir

i prefer gouden leeuw

[uncut badger]

i won a black friday container giveaway a bit back

[tulip summit]

i have atsui

[uncut badger]

or a santa container idk

i got a jean bart out of it

while i already had the other jean bart

LOL

[keen heath]

nice

[tulip summit]

making me want to gamble

[uncut badger]

so now i have TWO jean barts collecting dust

[keen heath]

I also have this ship but dont like

[uncut badger]

ew

[keen heath]

yeah

[uncut badger]

i should set a goal or something

like 50 random battles in all my T10s or something like that

[keen heath]

[uncut badger]

ballz

it's gonna take a while because i have 60 T10s

[tulip summit]

is this just german kearsarge

[uncut badger]

it's worse

[keen heath]

nah

worse

[uncut badger]

kearsarge at least has functional guns

[keen heath]

its a cruiser

[keen heath]

with shit guns

and shit planes

[tulip summit]

oh

rip

[uncut badger]

the planes are good

[keen heath]

i mean they have low hp

[uncut badger]

don't they do like 3 million knots

also spot the entire map for free because thanks wargaming

[tulip summit]

okay im try asym battle

[uncut badger]

yea

fast as fuck

[keen heath]

1 explosion and theyre gone though

[uncut badger]

simple

don't eat flak

[keen heath]

theyve a repairperk

but whats the point

[uncut badger]

the point is being toxic

that's the entire thing of the hildebrand

it's not even that good

but it has funny planes so you automatically have an edge over anything that doesn't

ok i just checked

[keen heath]

theseus planes are fast too

and chonkers

[uncut badger]

out of all my t10s

only 2 of them have more than 50 random battles on them

lmao

[keen heath]

nice

ive like 0

[uncut badger]

i need to fix some of these fucking winrates bruh

[keen heath]

do you?

[uncut badger]

a bunch of these i got like

when i was a turboshitter

29% kleber winrate

33% z52 winrate

[uncut badger]

coop player...

i have 100% minotaur winrate

[keen heath]

ops player

[uncut badger]

(two battles)

my worcester winrate is really shit tho

44% over 93 battles

it was my first t10 and i had no idea how to play it

[keen heath]

just get utrecht

[uncut badger]

true as fuck

it's on my to do list but i'm running out of credits with the RB reset coming up

[keen heath]

[uncut badger]

actually i don't even know what i want from research bureau at this point

i already have ohio and slava

[keen heath]

never gotten a research ship. but they dont look interesting to me

this one looked nice, but then you realise the HE only has 39mm pen

and a huge ass footprint

[uncut badger]

irresistible and illinois are cringe, brennus gibraltar and sevastopol are bad, hull is stupid, sicilia is probably also bad, vampire 2 is just a worse daring, druid is nothing special if you're solo randoms player, i have too much skill issue for colbert, paolo is funny but i don't really care about it, hector and van speijk idek what they do and siegfried sounds pretty ok but it's just an agir sidegrade at best

[keen heath]

isnt van speijks gimmick that it has a long airstrike range.

[uncut badger]

i just looked at hector what the fuck is even that

[keen heath]

but its a 130second cooldown

[uncut badger]

it literally just exists to give battleships damage

legit at this point i should probably just start getting legendary mods

[keen heath]

i got GL, republique and conqueror mod

[uncut badger]

i have GL colombo henri and yamato legendaries

[keen heath]

i cant even equip yamato legendary on arp yamato

[uncut badger]

doesn't it have a special one

[keen heath]

no

[uncut badger]

wtf

[keen heath]

very weird choice lol

[uncut badger]

i should probably get yueyang legendary mod

it sounds funny

[keen heath]

chinese ships

[uncut badger]

you are not even aware of the method

jinan is hilarious

can't wait for the jinan legendary module

[keen heath]

I can

i need prins van oranje to come back

so i can buy her with steel

[uncut badger]

oh there's supposed to be a steel will event soon right

fuck

i need to grind ranked

i heard valparaiso was coming back

[keen heath]

oh the UK bb with secondaries?

[uncut badger]

pan-american

but yeah

[keen heath]

well yes

but

[uncut badger]

i know

it's like

modified vanguard hull i think

[keen heath]

so it doesnt explode

[uncut badger]

it's got the damn

uhh

stupid superheal