#sandy-general
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Oi
Helena
Help me or I'll summon Beetlejuice
i don't even know who that is-
He's the guy who told you too marry kawa
Did I hear someone request a refund??????
The only refund is death
The sweet release of death
It is lively, although the people is just those people (Wyatt VS Varia)

Oh no.
*mutes channel
hey, me and Nathan type here and there lol
@spiral obsidian it's your chance now
leaves
catches up to you
||Want a break from the ads||
I'm free
Now I'm gonna go see my wife and do something something


moshi moshi, keisatsu desu ka?
activates Roon's defensive mode
:D.
Who said you were free?
Me
Because I escaped just now cause 🅱️aria left the door unlocked
I'm next to Eyelander rn
first he traps himself
then frees himself
then traps me
then frees himself
...I don't think wyatt is quite okay
Maybe we should send him to the ward for his own sake 
Also I'm taking you with me now
Interesting
Is it bad I just got done typing a whole paragraph to tell homophobs to leave a lesbian shipper on HoYoLAB alone?
Like genuine question
As long as both parties respecting, it is fine. You know the reality is not
Yeah
In my defense
I only did it because they made the choice to be rude so I was rude back.
Roon's defense is still up
Got all banner ships in 36 pulls

What do I do if a fictional woman offers to step on me?
Imagine the fictional woman is kaga. You can accept that
Call the cops
...
holds a list of fictional woman
.....
Yes
Kaga
Just Kaga.....
Yeah that's why your on my list of women
And now I'm calling the police
Cause you said so
Also cause you kidnapped me
I'm a woman?
You can't gaslight someone who already runs around and tells people i am what they want me to be
Damn
I just tell people what I am and they usually laugh at me cause of it
But I'm used to it by now
Heck for the longest time I acted how people wanted me to and things were fine for me, now I don't and things are shit
I'm gonna shut up now so I stop oversharing
Don't mind me just spamming stuff in room 3

It's sandy
I just lost my sanity that's all
Definitely didn't waste 200 cubes and not getting hutten

Go back to room 1
Nah don't worry,not like anyone in there anyways
It's a hi3 Reddit joke
How about break the record, 200+ pulls but no UR
Mo-
Mom-
||||Mommy
So
wanna get hug from Roon?
she gives good hugs though, got rave reviews from all the destroyers
Roon hug, taihou and akagi stares you
Kaga has a katana
She's threatened to stab me multiple times whenever I try to go out during the Chinese new year
Idk why just I'm not allowed to leave the house or else she gets her ninja outfit and katana then hunts me down
i can see why, you arent taking her with you
Good luck for the manhunt
so.. until when will my nieces stay at kawakaze's and my house 
Whenever Kaga says


If only azur lane can do that too ||~~ but the sender is Essex meta~~||
If only Star Rail did that ||but sender is a character of your choice||
Unironically the game is made by the same devs as Azur Lane. Just without Manjuu's horniness
Also published by Yostar
||proceeds to add some sort of sleeping mixture into their drinks before they sleep so that they won't be traumatize by the sounds at night||
thanks, Alice pats


bro it's not what you think-
ITS NOT LIKE WHAT YOU THINK AAAA- runs

Joined the discord a month ago and hasn’t said anything
Noice
I killed a bunch of Barbarians for Rome
Sweet
cutee
You shall be executed Jedi scum
no
you are not my master
buys you
Now I am!
Now kill them my apprentice
And embrace the Dark Side of the Wyatt force
Also
I must bully this Dendro loli, and have fun with the Eremites, since they are hot surprisingly
I would post them here, but I don't feel like getting a bonk for them though
oop

Not good

Oh my god I got two ulrich in a row today xD


Didn't manage to take a Screenshot. I spammed the screen
damn
Ha!
here u go... be happy now
This Ulrich can use planes and guns
Room 1, why are you like this?
I am curious about this
From what I know of
It's essentially HI3 Reddits version of a buddysub
So my guess
It's the HI3 version of this
Cause last I checked there's not a subreddit for hi3 called room 1 lol
Ulrich von stupid
Meanwhile, still no UvH for me 
Can I transfer my Azur Lane luck to Aether Gazer?
Even my alt got UvH from just doing daily 3 using the free vouchors


carries the trash can then dumps it into the garbage truck just helping the community stay clean, no need to thank me
cant believe you dump yourself
NOOOO

omea wa mou shinderou
where mob chan
Help
They got me
I didn't say hi to the big man like I always do and they proceeded to kidnap me
Mutsuki just said "||fuck you|| dad" then ditched me as they took me
she needs to be disciplined for that, hopefully kaga is on top of that
Me and her have a love-hate relationship after all these years
I also didn't get her McDonald's soo
Why??
She's my kid and whenever she does something wrong she has to be punished like all kids
Deserve for dumping my student into the garbage truck
She's also my student
Also I'm dating, sleeping and one other thing with one of my students because i come from another timeline where me and her were married
No. Keep that thing back or I'll get the hose


Does anyone have an alt on sandy server they dont use anymore
Lost my zwie and new jersey account so if sumone got a simple acc i could use ?
Probably against TOS as well
throws out the window
That's for her kidnapping me
You know new jersey will be permanently available in heavy builds, right?

...bru-
I spent so much on nj, and now she's permanent
at least you didnt buy lots of cubes to keep trying for a limited build ship after the end of event maintenance cause a newbie back then didnt know builds that kept showing up in global notice were initiated during the event and not "devs did an oopsie and i can still build for her".
definitely not me...

I spent it on gems for Kaga games ago yep
How many guilds are there in sandy
Can u see when somone oaths their shio
In world chat or sum
Ppl here who have joined a guild, can yall check if there is someone named swagcat or lucif in your guild who is lvl 53
I lost my acc but i was in a guild
If someone can find me and tell the exact name of my acc i might be able to recover it
I don't have them in mine
Also don't think so
Prob few dozen
Definitely a lot
The only way to recover your account is to have receipts, but even then you aren’t likely to get it back. You can try to reach out to customer support but it’s unlikely
yeah if you have purchased something before
its easier to just show them the receipt as proof
of account ownership



Too late
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME AAALLLIIIVVVEEEE!!!!

What is this even from?

the twisted realm of weird BA gifs
I know you already got told not to talk or do this around here. But just wanna formally remind you that doing so will get you banned here instantly for future reference
i didnt knew 😭
i just asked ppl to check their guild and check if they got sumone named swagcat or lucif so maybe i can revoer my acc
after the prev incident ^
Yea i saw. And thats fine. As said it was mostly just a formal reminder from the mod team 
Hi pookie
the fuck is even that
:weirdge:
Let's go get food and blow up North Korea together pookie :3
No thanks
Yep
Cause you can't escape :3
I also have multiple mental problems cause I got curved stomped
I think you had those beforehand
Let's go pookie!!
Nah. I'll leave you to your delusions of grandeur and go play Persona 5
Hi, can I ask where to see guides for ship build/gears recommendation?
I believe https://slaimuda.github.io/ectl/#/main/bb?ship=ulrich_von_hutten is not updated anymore...
pretty sure its updated.. they even updated recent botes like Laffey 2 and Guam into it..
:0
Did I hear
Sae
From the hit game Persona 5
🅱️aria I'm sorry but I'm leaving you for tall, mommy, lawyer
It's not you, but she's just better
Oh, last time i checked, there was no gear recommendations for laffey2 and guam. So i didn't bother checking it out again.
Why'd you steal Suzutsuki's pet hamster?
@wraith sail 

Who dat
I only know Minsc's BOO!!
When does Alabama's skin get re added to the shop?
Asking here because main is unhelpful
Guam or Sandy like that as a nickname for the fleet's no 1 idol
Does Guam have a unique line when she’s deployed with Sandy?
yep, she says she wants to be number 1 too
what the-
Yes
Oo free food
That's a child

Your honor, it's this one. This is the person

I don't think my pookie wookie snuggle bear 🅱️aria loves me back😔
lies..
too bad.. i didn't really got anything..
but at least I had fun with kawakaze..
More of this cat Aru please, you close to make me play BA, what i need is gazillion dollar to buy a now phone, so that i can rest this one, as it's already struggling typing this reply
It doesn't have AL in it
If your phone is struggling to run discord, then there's no way it can run AL
lol
finally got her after months of grinding, Poi!
noice



Tai Yuan getting a retrofit
https://fxtwitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/1748646557044675035
Fu Shun retrofit when
Wake up, new DDG just dropped
weirdo 
Imagine if Tai Yuan’s retro (and Fu Shun if she gets one as well) are good Backline DDGs.
Then we could run a full China Fleet. Because, let’s not kid ourselves Chen Hai’s retrofit will also be good.
One thing I wish though is that they finally give us good seaplanes
Like cmon man, we’ve been stuck with the Seirans for how long now?
Time to start leveling Fu Shun and Tai Yuan
Please take me back😭 I'm sorry
China Fleet is about to solo W16 
I wonder if they’ll give us more Guided missiles as a quest reward. I’d be kind of upset if I have to buy two more.
Prob gotta buy em

Don't forget this thing for the An Shan class DDs 
Please take me back!!!
I know, that’s why I’m hoping they give us missiles as event rewards.
Well, at least we won’t have to also buy retrofit items. That’ll definitely be an event reward.
still need more AA

DDGs have good EHP compared to the floatplane carriers but yea.. DE has joke AA for w16


Can you tell me how much space BA would take, Aru?
Why is Essex such a good girl
because she is trying to be the best big sister she can


Ayo-
Sometimes the younger would behave the older

violence


7.6-8 gigs
Is that everything with all downloadable stuff, like sound and stuff just like AL?
Ah I see, thank you

I forgot how much al takes...probably 10gbs..or more....
She is beautiful
Red Child 
You're trying too hard bro
I'm afraid of the possible China Fleet now. They just got an actual Backline ship.
she'll probably be around Kongou-class levels of good, they are from the same era after all
?
Don't remember the exact but yeah it's around those with everything downloaded
Wait why are you afraid of? It's not like we have to go to battle against them (apart from exercise)
I love how Suzumi nod at the end of battle, it's adorable

It's my pookie wookie snuggle wuffle bear 🅱️aria!!
My pookie bearia
You stay away from 🅱️aria!!
Tai Yuan's retrofit can now make a full backline of DDGs 
Why though when we now have an actual BC and a retrofit for Chen Hai that'll probably make her Tier 0 or Tier 1. Maybe just stick a DDG in the back as well to fill it out.
I'm calling it, we're going to get a China Fleet that just crushes.
Well we already have the great wall of china with Yat Sen, Ning Hai and Ping Hai
how would a TN ship jump so many tiers to T1 or T0?
Oji-san
https://vxtwitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/1749280729203401033
https://vxtwitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/1749326026138677395
"How many facial expressions do you want?"
"Yes"
yes
"But wait, there's more"
https://vxtwitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/1749371328992272763
why is it all like kids-
why not
Agreed
more daughters..?
As long as they're for patting
If anything else you will see darkness



Cause they'll be dead
Dduuhhh
I question your existence heavily
I still don't get it
When your dead you supposedly only see darkness
They do anything more than pat them they die
So you want me to die?
...
Oml
I'm taking a seat to process
Yeah I'm not gonna
It's fucking weird

It seems you fully embraced it. 
I like her outfit, very blue
The next event would be oyakodon, i see ...
And jeez leave some expression for other, out of all my time playing AL for around four years, I don't think I ever have seen her have alternate expressions in her default skin
Cute
You don't
In seriousness, I think the only way is by using them to level up other ones


Use them when you're making gold augments
equip them
once you equipped as much as you can, then you use them as augment fodder
Ah! Small creature is touching me!!



Can I go buy some bleach for my eyes then sell bleach to whoever needs it?
Your right
Your more than that
You're my pookie wookie snuggle wuffle bear :3!!
Ok who all needs bleach?
I'll selling it for the low low price of 5.99

You need some?

Nathan, need some bleach?
why would I need bleach
and.. your kids do be making me feel like I'm their father now...
For your eyes
Also your family so it's free
Dw I'll be taking them home tonight
Kaga is worn out
..for now..
Idk
But my brother in law Nathan is watching my kids till I can retrieve them tonight
Otherwise you should call a priest


m-
mu-
...
must protect

wait.. oh sh-
WYATTTT
HELPP MEEEE
DONT LET YOUR SISTER DRAG ME INTO HER ROO-
Bbbyyyyeeeeee
You
Also I'm taking the kids now
Already used it
Not enough
What a rip off
Fine, for 6.00p
You can pay in another way..😏
HARD LABOR!
GET IN THE COAL MINES AND ROCK AND STONE!!!!
I'll stone you instead
lays dead with a dead man switch dropping from me hand

sips coffee
Oh hey it's megaton
That's why you don't build a city around a nuke
"How many facial expressions do you want?"
"Yes"
https://vxtwitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/1750005504737214595
yes

was just doing my daily 1 pull lmao
congrats


Between AZ and BA which is more F2P friendly & is more generous with pulls?
Which requires less brain cells to play / is easier?
Which requires more time investment?
Which has the better auto battler?
I only recently started AZ but BA was the other game I was looking at..
Between the two which game do you need more "units" to play properly?
Like in AL it seems like you need 2 fleets and subs which thats atleast 6 units per fleet x.x
Is BA better in that regard? like needing less units? I heard BA has a whole damage type chart or some shiz tho..
BA dont need auto battler, you just need sweep the stage, no wasting time farming 
Is it the type of game where its worth re-rolling when starting an account?
I heard AL theres no real point in re-rolling
Yeah because they're all mainly children
She handle that guns like a boss
Toughen up

Its just a loli and its standard fare for a game made by lolicons that there will be some booms from time to time.
I dont like the latest skin tho, just not worth it for me.
that just means they want you to save money
for some future skin
smart ~~akashi ~~tactic

filler event
... so that's how she feeds herself..
There's a lot of way one could be considered as "eaten" by others
Oh, we have another dead week before the event happens
More time for me to clear w15
https://twitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/1750367891331981500
I guess Manjuu started remembering Northampton exists after she got her type II

they did forget OG Northampton
Original artist has sorta disappeared then again
Her VA is still very passionate about Northampton
The only thing I could tell you is to brute force it, and use manual
I love her new skin
Oof
Somebody is about to get
Hi Varia
He got a lot more than that
So what is it?
Was it this?
Ok bye then
Lol
Hmm
Who ?

Credit to Alex.9864 for the original video https://youtu.be/nYMGcgYp1Tc
Truly a sad day indeed
It's on standard banner so my 50/50 is safe,for now
No. Just no.

Kinda cute, not gonna lie
cute indeed
Welcome home TB. Aka BE A DAD SIMULATOR

No
wtf
I don't know why but your statement remind me of the movie "Barbarian" despite it being very different thing apart from one very specific thing
A copy of a copy of a copy
A quote from the movie btw, quite a good movie
1 year anniversary 👀

Next META for the cruise pass is... Kimberly?
https://www.reddit.com/r/AzureLane/s/PKtl0TuLAK
Where is bon honme or Takao meta? Or Essex meta?
Essex meta died in a car crash last night
Cause I death, too much seggs before driving
..
Also she was drunk as fu-
Yeah the funeral for Esseggs Meta the third is tomorrow


what
What kind.

Cooper.
Never heard of it

Nom
.. yep that's enough internet for today



Boo!!


kawaii
I KNEW SHE WAS FAKING IT


Happy Archive
or Blue Wheels
40 cubes
3 Lung Wu
1 Hu Pen
3 Chi An
1 Huan Ch'ang
luckily the event is light build

got chi an last
3 huan ch'ang
4 hu pen
2 lung wu
1 chi an
time to do what my skk do best
special touch them all

3 week long mini-event...
wat

hoping we get more content in 2 weeks
into the essexverse

Any of you have go to an event as a cosplayer? Any advice for the paint used for the EVA foam? Like what's the name or the type of it
Ahem
I like pretty women, Azur Lane has good character designs, hello there. (I'd put this in the introductions section but there is none as far as I'm aware)
ITS A TRAP
There's a retry button!?
I haven't started playing Ba yet, im saving for a tablet atm and i wanna start when i finally get it.
Playing on emulators...kind of a pain sometimes or inconsistent, like how bluestack crashes every now and then or be extremely slow for some reason. Now idk my pc specs but i can play games like mhw at max settings so i doubt its my pc.
I want a tablet just for media consumption instead of seeing them on a small screen, i wont get a high end device bcuz the only games ill be playing are al and ba...maybe ill download some old games i never got to experience on a bigger screen, like angry birds!
just be sure to get one with a lot of storage
else youll suffer like me
yesterday had to uninstall gmail on my ipad
cause al be eating all the space
Most low-mid end tablets goes from 128gb-256gb, im getting 256gb, after that i can add an sd card.
Also yea my phone, 128gb, just barely enough, 50% are videos and pictures the rest are comics and novels. Yeah i couldve consumed these online but the thing is ill travel a lot and a lot of these places wont have good internet especially for data...i also think downloading them is more pleasant bcuz...no ads, slow downs or for some reason the site decided to crash and stopped loading everything.
I did 80 pulls... Managed to get...
5 Huan Ch'ang
2 Lung Wu
1 Hu Pen
1 Chi An
when SSR is more common than the Elite ships
'Tis how the game works

Who made her angy
Someone took her carrot cake

Guys, where can I see the tier list of limited girls?
What?


I was going to comment how there's a sus amount of Blue Archive posting here but then I realize Amagi is just as bad


@inland nymph I mean what tier are the new girls that can be built
https://slaimuda.github.io/ectl/#/main/ this is the main tier list ppl go to, new ships arent there yet but should be updated soon
Does not open😔
@thin canopy thanks🙏
The Blue Archive collab I was hoping for. 
they both cute, must protect and give headpats

Sandy once more going to the lowest of lows 😔

between this and Essex spam which would you choose?
Purge.
It's from one of the cutscenes.
Game is Aether Gazer.
ahh aether gazer
so this is why you've been asking me to give your allowance in advance, hifumi..
there seems to be no sign of intelligent life around here


that includes you

I could've gone furthur but I ran out of oil
Same, but Fu Shun holding a nuke probably because she didn't get a retrofit.
It basically just that, and at the end Commander just screams that's not the right missile
With whom do you finally says "yea this is good" (Blue Archive I mean)
average day in Sandy tbh

"Watashi Numba One Yayyy!!!!" - San Diego


You got Hina S at the start of the game?
sleep well, president
I just noticed Wyatt is not in this server anymore
Perhaps Varia and Wyatt are married
yep, not in the server anymore
time to abandon it h
well don't really know
hmm
but if you leave, then I might as well
cant finish squat in a small guild. gonna lose out on good materials if you plan to play long term.

🧎♂️
Have they gone inactive in game as well?
Also I have plenty of slots available in my guild if you're interested 
Remember, incels live in Sandy
👏
I'm interested h
91 days off

Alright, I'll send the details in DMs
You too, @thick bluff if you want to join Nathan

i live in sandy... wtf 

Fight deez hands 🖐️
Speaking of Chen Hai, she's the most voted ship for the popularity poll in CN at over 100 million votes when the voting period was half way through.
Her retrofit is really good to be looked ||and for lewd||












