#sandy-general
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already used that's why I said: this mods...

damn bruv
sadsex
someone give her lemons immediately!

banana segs
Nooooo who called them 
can't have shit in essex smh
well, we're in sandy so we get to have shit
Sandy did she want her home back.
Hand over your essex 
She is now forfeit

No shot
Gotta go fast

Just wanted to put it out there that director of Yostar JP has Essex in his banner on Twitter


Now we just need essex oath skin
no




Banana Essex
Sex



bless the segss





essex innit
What if we kill essex, do the followers stop existing? 
innit
are you sure you can even kill essex
i guess essex needs to transform into her ultimate form
you might not like it... but this is peak human evolution
yes, she no longer exists unlike a few of her sisters
β€οΈ 
Whats important is she lives on in our hearts. Deniers cant take that away.

Essex is Eternal now

People die when they are forgotten
and thus Enterprise will always be better than Essex
people don't think of the aircraft carrier when they hear enterprise
they think of that stupid star trek spaceship
which was named after the aircraft carrier making Enterprise the true eternal one
there's no competition here

and why are you here anyway when you hate essex
as if anyone will be impressed you hate essex 
i don't hate essex, what makes you think that?
it's just all the essex spamming that makes me like her less, especially all the memes that imply she ain't a smart woman
bless the seggs

she just absent minded sometimes, but essex is very smart
essex's head is too full of thoughts about her sisters and enterprise, so she sometimes stumbles trying to be cool

Eternally imprisoned
by the power of the sex 
pog

Previous event but still counts
it is essex friday
friday?

seggs innit
bruv
still not football
You are correct


essex bruv
as a non soccer fan, i dunno wats the context for this
USA vs England was a nonscoring game
ah so it was related to the current world cup
ah, so usa still joins the world cup
i thought they just want their own football... which is the superbowl
bless the seggs

that's how it is innit bruv
Sandy is an universal constant that does not need to be pointed out

π 
damn bruv

Yeah 
Essex cult has invaded this general
π§ββοΈ
ahahaha she got summoned to the world of atelier ryza
She is the chosen one after all
π was used as a catalyst to summon her.


it's not war crimes if it's against mosquitoes
True that

essex innit
it costs $400.000 to fire this weapon for 12 seconds


okay which one of you guys did this?
if you think the picture is fake here
https://www.google.de/maps/place/Essex+Burger,+LaGuardia+Airport,+Terminal+C,+Queens,+NY+11371,+United+States/@40.7738561,-73.8688796,14z/data=!4m6!3m5!1s0x89c25f90849e2785:0xee651b4c82c00e8a!8m2!3d40.7707851!4d-73.8637932!16s%2Fg%2F11jzkvnr93?hl=en



cute seggs


essex bruv
The reviews thoπ
Gamer bisc
She is
I oathed shimakaze
but why i hear sirens?
Ambulance
it's just me chasing essex haters, don't worry about it
First night with shimakaze would be faster than she blew all the enemies with her torps
But seriously she's literally overpowered

yeee
people looking into google and then going to the resto and ask for nuggets
they should make essex as their mascot
segs power
bless the seggs

Essex your pats, and lemons your give!

I wonder what Essex and San- Wait, WHY ARE YOU TWO PLAYING WARSHIP CHICKEN IN THE PORT! STOP IT NOW!
is that real ?

Yus
bless the segss
damn bruv



Why is nobody helping her up 




these 2 were laughing at her
seggs innit
sakana tuna!
also what ship btw
sakanaaaaa
good

Cute
essex bruv



I do phone and bluestacks
Damn thatβs a lot of monitors
Seggs

I was wondering about having 3 monitors
I technically have 3 because of my drawing tablet but I have 2 extra monitors from when I replaced them

I like having two, if i were to have a third my setup would just be discord, a twitch stream and a game 




ehhhhh
segs

yeah 2 is just the right number 
ES 
SEX 


chic nug
Sex nug

ehh nug




bless the seggs

damn bruv





oh no the misery

cute seggs


have essex butt

SEEEGGGSS
Essex likes being hit 
7

essex innit
Banana sex
Essex Cult members when Essex is posted here:
we are not a cult... we are FAMILY

who are you again


it welded itself to our hearts so that we can always remember the fun things that it gave us
I still remember when I.


se-xmas
why isnt anyone noticing that essex already froze
She's fine
someone should edit this with Essex face

Soon padoru ehhsex

So
What the fuck happened in Game Awards
I just started seeing memes about Bill Clinton kid
Lao gan ma
LAO GAN MA
who doesnt like eating lao gan man straight from the bottle
What's lao gan ma

ehhhh
I prefer bing chilling π₯Ά
innit



cute seggs
Looking at it, I have to make it to 10-1.
you have called


bless the seggs

π


eh?
Questionable ssex
confusedsex
sex in question
ssegXmas is near

Is there any leak about the last UR for this year?
3 week event
Alaska, pretty much guaranteed
Ah okay then
All the more so because the bonus exp is for USS
And Alaska was teased for even longer than musashi
BUT
The exp also affects USS META ships
Which I believe it to be the first event to have so
too bad all my meta ships are maxed out (except arizona)
The more I see that face, the dumber it looks. 
she shifts like a dream


Truly the Blue Archive moment

ehhhh
It's Wednesday over here where I am
it's wednesday
bless essegs
Anzeel Face Reveal

Yes
Sandy's Law: No flying object shall exist in Sandy's sight
What if its essex
Essex doesn't fly, thus she can exist
Her eagle is gone now though
the eagle stays behind Sandy as they're a smart bird


ehh!?
loudshire
I retired 30 or 40 ships for Atago and Enterprise...

ehh
Even better

So, this is the end
Me with 12 cubes
Oof
So instead of Alaska we get Yorkie an Hornet from the Essex Class

I can see the jokes about those two being Essex class ships now just to mess with Enty even more
Along with trying to force her to enjoy lemons as well

As for Enty it would be one of her few post war variants that isn't from her original class
which we won't get, because we don't get ships that were laid down post war
It will be Star Trek ship
i'm ready


me too 
Maybe santa will give you gems for Christmas 
Wait ... We got Yorktown the second instead of Alaska?

All hail to Essex!
The problem with her is that her and Hornet don't look like they are Essexes, they could have at the very least given them the Essex jacket/coat that every single other Essex has
Nah they just wanted them larping as Essex ships while looking like their normal designs
I mean how else are we going to get outfit sharing done?


essex innit
it's no longer friday
I cant remeber where i stole this from

nice

Im surprised they went out of their way to differentiate the design of Yorktown 2 from the og but not the other ships
More like make outfits it feels like for these ships
Yeah, Hornet II and Yorktown II just look like they're wearing different clothes instead of being Essex-class girls


lemon star
essex innit
where she running to
noice

I like bread


too small to be an army, it's just a squad of Essex. We need to have Bunker Hill, Ticonderoga, Intrepid and Shangir La to have an army of sex

essex innit
a reminder, it's sandy here, not essex. Sign or leave 



ehhh
π


Who cares about Sandy or Essex, when you got Clevebro. Also she be yelling facts too



seggs creeping in
You just Essex'ed
ehhh
hmm..
nice internet bro

royal seggs
Innit
bruv

My stomach is upset I'm gonna die. Where is Dr Essex 



anyone is interested in watching a newbie who is going to do 60 pulls 
Today is the rare and special kind of Essex Thursday, the Ultra Rare Essex Class Thursday one...
got her in 20 rolls xd
Damnit clyde
L2d special touches for north and heinrich
Kinda unnecessary cause a youtubers already gonna do that
Harbins
I cant post plymouths line
I can post her expression in that line tho
Lmao
Bruh
Holy shit how to train your dragon reference
Small yorktwo
segs innit

So Hornet II likes listening to Michael Jackson music confirmed
Now that's a fine reference
[everyone liked that]
Pride of Sex's
Too much Sex
But then again, I suppose that one guy making Sex 2 finally delivered
horny ii
If sex 2 is good whereβs sex 3?
Welll, this event story went in a super depressing turn real quick
Just wait, we gotta hear the news about sex 2
Newly released
I silently pull Memphis into a hug.
I cri at loosing Yorktown II
Memphis telling us to cope and seethe





that's meme Essex an inferior copy of the great Essex, so yes that is why she's like that



vote to rename to essandy







Merry Christmas 



segs innit
Merry Christmas
itβs not Christmas 

HASHIRE SORI YO!
KAZE NO YOU NI!
TSUKIMIHARA WO!
PADORU PADORU!!!!




Wtf 83k how 
Ez

thats why (the wallet) not dead yet

whats going on 
suddenly all the generals are open to me 

i see it all 
why can i see all of the general chats
something to do with the inability to join clubs means they have to do some messing around with them
create account in other servers
ah

Well shit
Essex deniers who left #sandy-general some time ago be like:
that's the more complicated way to leave, they could just untick it in browse channels



we should petition yostar to change server to ssexy
lexington is secretly saratoga, but sandy general has no mention of essex at all
this is unacceptable

more less


Merry Christmas!


I now noticed that #sandy-general and #washington-general are pretty much the same with the Essex memes


they even have the same person pointing out they are the same
I know right?

it's time to invade the other server dorm club channels
don't do that, Essex memers already have a bad rep for spamming their memes and invading will just make it worse
I was afraid this would happen when they did this as a workaround for the clubs
just means more mutes 
You get a Christmas gift of a mute for the day then

It will be forever remembered as the Christmas Day Essex Massacre 
it will only be a massacre if people are stupid, and surely you guys aren't stupid enough to taunt an admin, right?

I've heard of this place, but never really wanted to know if it lives up to its reputation
Guess I can find out now
some days it lives up to its reputation, sometimes it becomes a cesspool that all should avoid, luckily the latter is super rare
Why is this channel even exist
You won't believe it, but Lexington has civilized itself
It's crazy to realize after being there for so long

BAKA
each server has their own general, and thus we exist here
Lex offloaded their crazy to Sandy
That and we moved to our own server

Imagine just not getting her through gacha
How many points do you have?

26,800 something. I have enough points to buy her but Iβm trying to get dupes through map drops
I'm at 31k and same shit with you, no Horny 2

63rd roll 





: they are not dumb!


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