lexington-general

[arctic hawk]

No watermelon.

Also, I'm going through WoW nostalgia.

Kind of wanna reinstall it.

[kind heart]

even numbered files are so annoying to get

[frail bone]

[kind heart]

bulli that fleet

ez clap

[woven marsh]

bulli

koneko

she is a

and kaneko has an a

[brisk plaza]

So Cappu if tomorrow is my last chance for formi should I go out with a sad ending or happy ending what do you think

[woven marsh]

Is it tomorrow?

Though it's wednesday

[frail bone]

sad ending

[woven marsh]

anyway

Cappu

Gun or banana?

[brisk plaza]

It's 2nd here already

[cobalt wyvern]

banana @woven marsh

[arctic hawk]

Banana

Always banana.

[woven marsh]

Gun looks better, Banana looks funnier

[cobalt wyvern]

BA NA NA

[arctic hawk]

Ba
na
na

[woven marsh]

🅱️uta

[arctic hawk]

Kroto, concentrate.

Banana.

[frail bone]

gun

go gun

gun

[woven marsh]

Why do I hear that guy from Detroit

[rocky star]

kroto

eggplant

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Banana.

[woven marsh]

I don't have one tho

[arctic hawk]

There is no gun.

[frail bone]

gun

[arctic hawk]

You can ignore Verd, it's fine.

Just use the banana.

[rocky star]

🍆

[arctic hawk]

Glowplant?

[woven marsh]

no

[rocky star]

if you know you know

[kind heart]

the choice is obvious

[granite scaffold]

I made a custom skill

And then There was None
Support Skill

Increases the DMG of all Iris/Vichya ships by 50%[65% max] and increases the damage they take by 10%[15% at max] for 10 seconds

[rocky star]

CHEGG

[arctic hawk]

Banana

[woven marsh]

attack
defense

what is this

[rocky star]

a🅱️ack

[arctic hawk]

It's a banana.

[granite scaffold]

I kinda forgot the terms so that's filler until I check

[woven marsh]

De🅱️ense?

[kind heart]

You'll just have to get over it. I've missed a lot of great ships I wanted, so

[arctic hawk]

Ba🅱️a🅱️a.

[woven marsh]

default B for actual B

Power move

[arctic hawk]

The fuck kind of word is "bababa" for you.

[woven marsh]

🅱️a 🅱️a 🅱️a

[frail bone]

remember Bismarck retro?

Bismarck retrofit (fan made)
HP lvl 120 8762>9129
AA lvl 120 208>258
Accuracy 73>75
Main Gun Efficiency from 130% to 145%

Unwavering Strength barrage reworked into Rhine Drill featuring a black hole with 70% chance proc when firing main gun that drags the enemy to its center and does continuous damage for 5 secs
Dealing 2123 damage against light 2352 against medium 2689 against heavy in total

[rocky star]

🅱️ismar🅱️

[frail bone]

imagine if such a thing happen

[arctic hawk]

B🅱️n🅱️n🅱️

[granite scaffold]

kinda fixed it for now

[rocky star]

[granite scaffold]

what's the defense stat

[rocky star]

increase damage received

[granite scaffold]

hmm

that works too

thanks

[rocky star]

@arctic hawk

#discord-feedback message

[arctic hawk]

Imagine appealing that.

[jagged tendon]

Dont play dumb
Oh, you're very good at that arent you

Switch the T already

[kind heart]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-get-it-dont-get-it-dont-understand-gif-12907762

[rocky star]

[kind heart]

I've collected the files till 5-5 now

5-6 is annoying af

[jagged tendon]

Files?

[kind heart]

Opsiren archive files

[jagged tendon]

[rocky star]

getting unlucky?

[kind heart]

These things

[jagged tendon]

Those arent random?

[rocky star]

no

[kind heart]

Nope

[jagged tendon]

How do you know the order then

Nothing explains it

[kind heart]

.

[jagged tendon]

So the 1st number is the group and the 2nd the order?

[rocky star]

yep

[woven marsh]

ye

[kind heart]

5-6 is even numbered file, 1st getting it safe and then repeatedly going back to it for the spawn is annoying af

[jagged tendon]

And what do they give you when you collect them all

[woven marsh]

but if you clear 3 or 5 before you get the previous one

[rocky star]

unless you get lucky

[woven marsh]

yer fucked

[rocky star]

[rocky star]

stars

[jagged tendon]

Alright

Another thing to do when clearing the map again

[arctic hawk]

Cumjar.

[kind heart]

how tf is spee c*m?

[rocky star]

[jagged tendon]

[visual mountain]

Jar

[jagged tendon]

You fill it

[visual mountain]

People dump seed into

[arctic hawk]

The history: Some 4chan brony decided to shove a pony figure in a jar and cum on it. The cum eventually turned a sickly brown and stank like fuck.

The meme: Peeps learned of this eventually and either placed random things in empty jars or photoshopped items inside of jars.

"If you know, you know."

gag

[dapper plank]

Ohayougozaimasu

[woven marsh]

Imagine having to explain a meme

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

Not my fault Bofos is new to the internet.

[kind heart]

It's pretty stupid and not even a tiny bit funny

🚮

[arctic hawk]

Hence why the dude who posted Spee-in-a-jar got a warn for it.

[woven marsh]

seriously?

why

[jagged tendon]

Still ret- to get a warning for it when theres nothing inside

[woven marsh]

it's

a

ship

in

a

bottle

[rocky star]

shipinajar

[arctic hawk]

That's a stretch.

He knew what he was doing.

[cobalt wyvern]

lewd screenshot

[rocky star]

[frail bone]

Spee

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Imagine not having Spee.

[rocky star]

Spee sapping my sentry

[woven marsh]

i fucking swear

I just got a warn

[cobalt wyvern]

Freddington progress

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

Those emotes

they are NSFW

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

Thanks guys

I am leaving

[rocky star]

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

What

What emotes?

[visual mountain]

Horni doggo gets the bonk

[woven marsh]

the eggplant ones

[arctic hawk]

[rocky star]

no eggplant zone

[arctic hawk]

This is a no-veggie zone.

Only meat allowed.

[rocky star]

meat

[woven marsh]

Also that was a manual warn

somebody screenshot it

[arctic hawk]

lal

[woven marsh]

I blame Varia

as always

[rough turret]

[arctic hawk]

Someone doesn't like Kroto.

[rough turret]

We got new lil mods

they are learning

[cobalt wyvern]

somebody submit this https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/805845658585137232/unknown.png

[arctic hawk]

"learning"

[rough turret]

You know i'd tell you not to be domb first Kroto.

[arctic hawk]

Varia, stop teaching the lil' mods oppression.

[cobalt wyvern]

something something 1984

[rough turret]

I already told em to verbal first dw

[arctic hawk]

Then teach them some restraint.

[woven marsh]

cmon it wasn't really NSFW

[arctic hawk]

"Leave your SJW at the door before becoming a mod on here"

[woven marsh]

someone posts literal 2m long dildos

[visual mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-poinu-yuudachi-gif-19434936

[arctic hawk]

That thing is not 2m.

[woven marsh]

I actually see new lil mods now lol

[rough turret]

And you didn't contact me?

[woven marsh]

It was public

on a contest

[rough turret]

I am not omnipotent

[woven marsh]

pretty sure EVERYONE saw that

[arctic hawk]

Kroto's scared of doing things like @rough turret

[cobalt wyvern]

ye someone also posted a giant penis thing

[visual mountain]

Poi devours all meat the moment you let your guard down

[rough turret]

If you are refering to the one with PenguinZ

it was smacked

[woven marsh]

ye

[cobalt wyvern]

ye

[rough turret]

So

[woven marsh]

Charlie is a god tho

[cobalt wyvern]

yeah but still

[rough turret]

...And?

[arctic hawk]

RIP Charlie's dildo

[rocky star]

RIP 😔

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

I dunno man, pretty sure it got banned

[rocky star]

[rough turret]

It was removed.

Again

[cobalt wyvern]

goodie

[woven marsh]

cos I heard someone warned for Spee in a jar

[arctic hawk]

Ok, real talk. Is Ido's allowed?

[rough turret]

Who

[woven marsh]

it's a ship in a bottle, I don't know what's wrong

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

Anyway, Red Man. Are guns bad?

[rough turret]

Cum jar meme Kroto

[woven marsh]

even fake ones

[cobalt wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/805845658585137232/unknown.png this one

[frail bone]

i was out

for

[arctic hawk]

Like I said, Kroto. It's The Jar™. If you know, you know.

[woven marsh]

I don't see a cumjar meme, I see a ship in a bottle

[frail bone]

some minutes

[rough turret]

Point me to were its bad

[woven marsh]

[frail bone]

wth

just happended

[rough turret]

@woven marsh Then you are luckily not that corrupt

[cobalt wyvern]

stuff @frail bone

[woven marsh]

I know the story

[rough turret]

besides the guy legit said he knew what he was doing in feedback when he posted her in that jar

so.

[woven marsh]

I just don't know how you weirdos can identify a jar

Y'all horni af

[rough turret]

Blame the guy.

[arctic hawk]

It's heavily implied if you post a <thing> in a jar, photoshopped or not.

[rough turret]

He admited it

[cobalt wyvern]

alright

I blame the guy

[rough turret]

good

[arctic hawk]

Did Varia ever answer ido, though?

[rough turret]

I said "point me to the bad"

no one did

[woven marsh]

Just like that guy who posted that halloween art to "piss off the lolicons" eh?

[frail bone]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/802280320552009788/ZaraWank.gif

[arctic hawk]

I actually am curious if Kentmincer is NSFW or not

[magic estuary]

It was clearly a jar for the Spee pic

[frail bone]

is this nsfw?

[woven marsh]

Orange man

[rough turret]

@frail bone Goodbye Verd

[frail bone]

[rocky star]

[arctic hawk]

@rough turret #lexington-general message

This one.

Since ido's scared of @ ing you.

[cobalt wyvern]

I'm not scared

I'm just making it a meme and not seriously wanting to submit it

[rough turret]

@arctic hawk That one is fine. Idc about those if they are not needlessly graphic n shi

[arctic hawk]

Ah, oke.

[cobalt wyvern]

lmao

wait I can actually submit it?

[arctic hawk]

You read'im, Ido.

[woven marsh]

Red man you didn't answer

[arctic hawk]

Go for it.

[woven marsh]

are fake guns bad?

[rough turret]

Idk Ido. How are you gonna submit it?

[woven marsh]

or should I stick to shooting bananas

[arctic hawk]

Just use a banana, bybman.

[cobalt wyvern]

let's do it

[rough turret]

Are you gonna submit a meme to an AR event?

[woven marsh]

What if they refer to banana as NSFW

[frail bone]

i mean

[woven marsh]

I am scared now

[cobalt wyvern]

I mean, aren't they all memes

[frail bone]

this is a game about ships

[arctic hawk]

He's not gonna be the first nor last to.

[frail bone]

with guns

[woven marsh]

Who knows man

[versed terrace]

was that a new orange man

[arctic hawk]

Use a banana, Kroto.

[cobalt wyvern]

unless I'm getting the point of the event wrong

[rough turret]

Ido did you make this in photoshop btw?

[cobalt wyvern]

I did in paint.net

which is why I asked if it's allowed or not

[arctic hawk]

Ido, got an idea.

[woven marsh]

It won't matter cos only AR is accepted

[cobalt wyvern]

since it's not purely from the AR function of the game

[rough turret]

AR implies that its taken with your camera

[arctic hawk]

Take an AR photo of that modified pic on your monitor and just allign Kent to it.

[rough turret]

^

[woven marsh]

One thing sucks tho

[rough turret]

It's waht Rayin did

[cobalt wyvern]

k I'll do it

[frail bone]

[woven marsh]

You can't set a timer on AR mode

[cobalt wyvern]

stay tuned

[frail bone]

somehow

my pic passed

[woven marsh]

so did the dildo....

[magic estuary]

[woven marsh]

just...not for long

[rough turret]

Can't do. They have to watch over you people now

[arctic hawk]

Banana, Kroto.

[cobalt wyvern]

I accidentally closed the png in paint.net so now I have to do it again

[kind heart]

I think I'm ready for C6 abyss now

[rough turret]

Kroto. It was already smacked for. Again. We are not omnipotent

[arctic hawk]

Enforce an anti-SJW dictatorialship.

The world needs it.

[woven marsh]

Why does Varia feel like I am always blaming him

[rough turret]

Not blaming

[arctic hawk]

Because that's how you word your sentences.

[rough turret]

clarifying

[frail bone]

https://tenor.com/view/satania-satanichia-gamer-think-gross-gif-11987909

[jagged tendon]

So we get bonked if we imply things or if you imply things?

[arctic hawk]

Yes.

[rough turret]

[woven marsh]

yes

You get punched as well

for free

[rough turret]

Anyway Kroto. I know you got must channels muted. But maybe keep rules unmuted?

[frail bone]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/802901927813447690/U81punchy.gif

[woven marsh]

Joke's on you Varia

[arctic hawk]

He just ignores it.

Doesn't have it muted.

[rough turret]

Coulda just unmuted it to prove me wrong

Smh Kroto

I miss Kriti

[woven marsh]

oh faq

[arctic hawk]

RIP kriti

[frail bone]

[woven marsh]

Why would I mute a channel that has no notifications?

[arctic hawk]

He was a good mans.

Ido remembers Kriti fondly.

In Ido's words: He tasted good.

[rough turret]

He was indeed like a medium rare steak

[jagged tendon]

Fuck cant even say im playing certain instruments without getting punched now

[woven marsh]

so, awful?

[rough turret]

Dunno. He is your relative

you tell me

[arctic hawk]

I've never had medium or rare steak before.

ye, that works.

[cobalt wyvern]

"legit" version

[woven marsh]

Here. Red man. Is this within the rules?

[arctic hawk]

Banana.

[cobalt wyvern]

I name this "Shitcan"

[rough turret]

You tell me Kroto. Do you see any implications or wrongdoings in it?

[arctic hawk]

It's a banana.

[rough turret]

It is

[woven marsh]

I see me shooting a shipgirl with a banaa

[cobalt wyvern]

besides the potential war crimes of using the banana gun from Smash Bros Ultimate, I don't see any

[arctic hawk]

[rough turret]

And there you have it

[woven marsh]

but people might accuse me of having implications

[rough turret]

World peace has been achieved

[arctic hawk]

'Long as it's not GUN.

[rough turret]

It was infact

[arctic hawk]

Banana good.

[rough turret]

a banana

[woven marsh]

okay but lemme ask it for the third time

are guns bad?

[arctic hawk]

It's a banana.

[rough turret]

Okaygottagobye

[cobalt wyvern]

so can I actually submit my meme now? @rough turret

[arctic hawk]

Gun bad, banana good.

[woven marsh]

oh faq

[dapper plank]

[woven marsh]

Imma go report Red man

for ignoring me

[rough turret]

@cobalt wyvern

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

./report RedMan

[cobalt wyvern]

alright will do

[jagged tendon]

Is report an actual command

[woven marsh]

Red Man I am coming for you

[rough turret]

Maybe we should make a pin about what AR is since a lot of people seem to not know

[woven marsh]

it's a repair ship

[arctic hawk]

Augmented Reality.

[woven marsh]

[rough turret]

Nero you can't say long words like that

[arctic hawk]

The "real world" seen through any given lense of a camera.

That's what AR is.

[woven marsh]

People started talking about AR contest before #game-news updated

I was SO confused

[cobalt wyvern]

I thought the AR thing was a total meme

at least it has some use now

[arctic hawk]

An example is when you play Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance and press up on the D-Pad.

That's AR.

[woven marsh]

Because AR as a repair ship and AR as a gun came to my mind way before Augmented Reality did

Also, now I am an outlaw

[jagged tendon]

AR gun?

Armored rockets

[arctic hawk]

Augmented Reality gun: Literally shoots words at the enemy.

[woven marsh]

no, AR-15

[arctic hawk]

I only know of the A-10

[woven marsh]

BRRRRRRRT

[arctic hawk]

👴

[arctic hawk]

The real Full-Auto.

[brisk plaza]

Kroto just for you I will unlock this pink hair 👍

[woven marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/war-thunder-brrrrrrr-simple-plane-shoot-gif-16749290

[rough turret]

[rocky star]

epic

[jagged tendon]

Tbh you can cheese AR with photoshop

[cobalt wyvern]

I mean

[arctic hawk]

Vote for Ido #valentine-ar-event-picture-sharing-archive message

[cobalt wyvern]

you can't really zoom out the ship too much in AR

[woven marsh]

okay for real tho

[cobalt wyvern]

so it's still limiting

[jagged tendon]

photoshop an image
put the AR over it
take a photo

[arctic hawk]

implying this is a vote-based thing

[woven marsh]

Can I post the banana standoff?

[arctic hawk]

Banana.

[woven marsh]

Red Man

[arctic hawk]

(yes)

[rocky star]

yes

[arctic hawk]

'Long as it's the banana and not 🤮 gun

[frail bone]

gun

GUN

[rough turret]

Idk Kroto

[frail bone]

GUN

[arctic hawk]

Gun bad.

[rough turret]

Can you?

[arctic hawk]

Banana good.

inb4 Varia post-bans Kroto for shits and giggles

[rough turret]

Banana good for health except for the bottom bit.

[jagged tendon]

I agree with that

[rough turret]

I would never

[jagged tendon]

Odin skin 🚮

[cobalt wyvern]

now I'll have more food to feed Brazil with

[arctic hawk]

I eat bananas from the tail up.

[rough turret]

This says a lot about Nero

[arctic hawk]

It's easier for me to rip open a 'nana from the tail.

[woven marsh]

I am being serious

[arctic hawk]

Oh, he's not post-banned.

Good.

[rough turret]

In that case Kroto

Its a banana

what more do you want me to say

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

Well idk

that was just an eggplant

[arctic hawk]

Long Yellow Fruit™

[woven marsh]

[frail bone]

Banana

can mean

[rough turret]

Its not a dildo like before

[frail bone]

more things

than a gun

[rough turret]

Verd

you have a dirty mind

Smh

[arctic hawk]

He does.

[woven marsh]

I still think this one looks cooler

[rough turret]

But tell me then kroto

[frail bone]

[arctic hawk]

Banana > gun

[rough turret]

Are you holding it to reflect it being a gun

[woven marsh]

inb4 ban for violence

[jagged tendon]

Gun > nana

[rocky star]

goodbye kroto

[woven marsh]

The shotgun one didn't work

it's hard to hold it AND the phone

AR feature needs a timer

[arctic hawk]

You have feet, Kroto.

Use'em.

[woven marsh]

I am not papa franku

[jagged tendon]

Pull a franku

[woven marsh]

I will, soon

[jagged tendon]

Not like that

[rough turret]

Kroto posting feet pics in ALO?

Daring

[woven marsh]

no varia

[rocky star]

[rough turret]

He will end up on wikifeet

[woven marsh]

good thing Varia isn't THAT corrupted yet

[frail bone]

LMAO

[rough turret]

@arctic hawk

bad

[arctic hawk]

Oh, for the love of.

[frail bone]

[woven marsh]

I take that back

[arctic hawk]

It's just a word, you sensitive cunt.

[cobalt wyvern]

here's a clean version of Shitcan, have fun

[rough turret]

Ya let your edgy side out too much Nero

[woven marsh]

I want off this ship

see ya never

[jagged tendon]

Snowflakes in power are the new trend, you should know that by now Nero

[frail bone]

[arctic hawk]

[rough turret]

Nero forgot the rules again

[arctic hawk]

How is that 3-letter word a slur.

[jagged tendon]

What even is the original image Ido?

[arctic hawk]

A still from Pink Floyd's The Wall.

[cobalt wyvern]

from The Wall

yeah

[arctic hawk]

How do I block over-sensitive people from reporting me for no reason?

[jagged tendon]

Shoot them

[rough turret]

...That was a sentence

[arctic hawk]

3 peeps typing at once.

New record.

[rough turret]

I mean you would have to block me.

Since i was the one that saw it

[arctic hawk]

Sometimes, I am very tempted to.

[rough turret]

And if you do. Das fine.

I can still see your messages though

[arctic hawk]

I know it doesn't solve anything, that's why I'm not doing it.

[rough turret]

But alas. You wont see me letting you know what is a no go.

[jagged tendon]

I already did once when you pulled an hyprocite move in trophies

[frail bone]

[rough turret]

Works for me.

[jagged tendon]

Too bad Discord's blocks only work one way so it was just stupid

[frail bone]

https://tenor.com/view/fight-smash-girl-fight-gif-15340791

[arctic hawk]

It should work both ways.

[rough turret]

Because why let me know what the issue is or bring it up in feedback to have it looked into when you can go to Lexi and be upset about it

[jagged tendon]

When mods are breaking their own rules, I doubt reporting to them will change much

[frail bone]

[arctic hawk]

I want to know why a noun is considered a slur, but its adjective form is not.

[rough turret]

What a healthy mindset that can't possibly lead to anything bad

[cobalt wyvern]

ok guys genius idea

maybe don't start arguments with mods

great recipe to not getting warned/banned

[arctic hawk]

2 reasons why arguments start.

[jagged tendon]

Another genius idea
Make them respect the rules aswell

[rough turret]

No one gets warned or banned for arguing

[arctic hawk]

1. Both parties care about each other and want to get over it.

[cobalt wyvern]

ik

just memeing

[arctic hawk]

2. Someone is wrong and won't admit to it.

[timid adder]

Wow... I picked a bad time to step into this server.

[cobalt wyvern]

nonono we make great memes here don't go noooo

[rough turret]

A idea. Instead of sulking about rules not being enforced properly actually report it to the community managers instead of using feedback since that is corrupt

since the community feedback is actually

ya know

hired to keep mods in check

[cobalt wyvern]

I really should start reporting some stuff in #461381136661217283

[rough turret]

It would be nice

its a shitshow inthere

[cobalt wyvern]

remember seeing one guy with a swastika emoticon

in his nickname

[arctic hawk]

Just one, huh.

[rough turret]

I think i have seen that guy around

[cobalt wyvern]

I mean idk about you, I just think that it's a bit iffy

[rough turret]

It certainly is. I do think we have smacked him before too

@timid adder Dw. They don't bite

[cobalt wyvern]

can I report here? @rough turret

[rough turret]

Sure

[arctic hawk]

Most the time.

[cobalt wyvern]

I'll post links to the post

[rough turret]

Tho DM's would be preferable

[cobalt wyvern]

alright

will do

[jagged tendon]

Think only person that isnt on good Lex server is Nero so getting banned wouldnt affect me too much
Idk why he didnt join yet since he can do what he wants to do here

[timid adder]

I know but the first thing I step into is :
#lexington-general message

[cobalt wyvern]

mfw

[arctic hawk]

And I stand by that.

It's just a word.

[rough turret]

And you can stand by it all you want

[cobalt wyvern]

alr Imma head out for now

gonna eat some snack

[rough turret]

But its still not allowed.

[arctic hawk]

But the adjective is.

[rough turret]

Maybe don't use it in the bad way then

I know

Big brain

[arctic hawk]

iwasnt

fuckssake

[rough turret]

But i believe you can do it Nero!

[timid adder]

You can do it, Nero!

[rough turret]

[arctic hawk]

Don't patrnoise me.

[rough turret]

I'd never

[arctic hawk]

On what now?

[dapper plank]

time to buy ea play for my console i guess...

[jagged tendon]

Leo's server aka good lex

[rough turret]

Oh yea that one.

[arctic hawk]

I have no knowledge of it.

[rough turret]

Must be a nice place though

[arctic hawk]

That would be your cue to either tell me about it or throw an invite my way.

[jagged tendon]

Was trying to search for it, ill dm it

[leaden arrow]

Red man

[rough turret]

@leaden arrow

[leaden arrow]

How is lyfe ?

[rough turret]

Pretty good. Got my monthly dosh

How bout you Kaneko

[leaden arrow]

It's uuuhh........well, let's just say good enough

[rough turret]

Ah. Well in that case

Also. Did you see this

[leaden arrow]

Yes, I did

[rough turret]

She is perfect

[leaden arrow]

It feels odd cus she's flat, unlike a Nimogen

[hazy kayak]

Need more AP...

[rough turret]

She is the flat tsun sister

obv

[leaden arrow]

Fodders = flat
Non fodders = thicc

Wat is dis

Have you seen how thicc Dandelion is

[rough turret]

I have not

[verbal talon]

hi red man

[leaden arrow]

Hohoho, she packs quite the firepower alright

[rough turret]

Hello jack

Well now i gotta google

[hazy kayak]

Do not talk to mods

Do not play with mods

Do not shake hands with mods

that is my motto

[rough turret]

You do you sir

Oh damn she is

[timid adder]

What about Smol mods?

[leaden arrow]

but, Varia is a gud mod

nani ?

[rough turret]

You are here to be eaten Pin

[hazy kayak]

read point 1

[timid adder]

[hazy kayak]

this is as far as I go

[rough turret]

Wait...

He just

[hazy kayak]

AS FAR

AS I GO

[rough turret]

HE DID IT

[leaden arrow]

what is dis, mod cannibalism

[rough turret]

AGAIN

[hazy kayak]

I was talking to... bah

point 1, g'bye

[rocky star]

[arctic hawk]

You just broke Rule #1

[rough turret]

There seems to be a theme inhere.

I can't quite put my finger on it

Hmmmmmmmmm

[hazy kayak]

rule 1 is into effect now

[arctic hawk]

For the next....15 seconds

[hazy kayak]

https://twitter.com/akakiryu2m/status/1356348352774905856?s=19

赤鬼@ (@akakiryu2m)

ローン通常着版を描きました。
この絵のPSDファイルを全体公開(free)でアップしました。アイコンなど自由に使っていいです。
https://t.co/yEBqUvEh9G

Twitter · Feb 1, 2021, 9:07 PM

[leaden arrow]

I like the fact that she just chill around us and wears your jacket/coat

Kalina be jealous

[hazy kayak]

He deleted the Blacked shirt drawing

oh nvm he didn't

[rocky star]

[rough turret]

Friendship ended with Kalina. Dandelion best girl now

[leaden arrow]

[hazy kayak]

But I wonder what akakiryu is apologizing for...

[leaden arrow]

watch as they both try to kidnap you and make you their own

[hazy kayak]

https://twitter.com/royaloji/status/1356242810337325056?s=19

ロイヤルおじさん(アズールレーン) (@royaloji)

アズレンにぴったりの曲見つけました

＿人人人人人人人＿
＞　　　　　　　　＜
＞　 チチをもげ！ 　＜
＞　　　　　　　　＜
　￣Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y￣

Twitter · Feb 1, 2021, 2:07 PM

this is an amazing post

[rough turret]

I welcome it

[leaden arrow]

[rough turret]

Oh fuck

Man who needs S.F

Hunter and Agent are so last year

[leaden arrow]

she's a Nyto

[rough turret]

EVEN BETTER

[leaden arrow]

why do they look so hawt

[rough turret]

Superior dolls

Latest cutting edge

[brisk plaza]

26 frags left to unlock asuka 😀

[leaden arrow]

but, they are cyborgs

which means........

[rough turret]

[leaden arrow]

Varia is the kind of person who'd oath a Nyto as soon as he gets her

it's still a year for EN doe

[leaden arrow]

Noice one mate, how is HI3 doing nowadays ?

Last time I played it was........kek, I forgot

[rough turret]

One can dream

[leaden arrow]

PL is next, and I want Agent so that she can step on me

[verbal talon]

kaneko bonk

[leaden arrow]

but, being stepped feels so nice

I often asks my sis for that

[rough turret]

...And here i was about to write something nice

[verbal talon]

[rough turret]

Kaneko pls

[verbal talon]

[rocky star]

[verbal talon]

https://tenor.com/view/police-trouble-oh-no-gif-7744617

[rough turret]

[verbal talon]

Varia, I'm arresting Kaneko for horni!

[rough turret]

Go ahead

[leaden arrow]

wat, is not horni

[hazy kayak]

I thought we played azur lane here

[brisk plaza]

Returning player and got goushinnso memento

[leaden arrow]

it's normal here

[timid adder]

Varia's got it covered in here.

[leaden arrow]

Niiiice, last time I played was during that early samsara thingy

[verbal talon]

Kaneko go to horni jail!

[rough turret]

I do? I was about to

[timid adder]

Well for now

[verbal talon]

So irresponsible, Varia. smh

[leaden arrow]

Varia is off to find some stuff

[timid adder]

Probably be back in like 10 minutes regardless.

[leaden arrow]

Red man has seen enough

[timid adder]

Gonna go make sure GPH isn't on fire

[leaden arrow]

isn't gph always on fire though ?

[timid adder]

Okay More on fire

[brisk plaza]

Working on getting her but need to reach level 30

[leaden arrow]

ah yes, it's a dangerous place, make sure to use protective gears

[leaden arrow]

man, maybe I should play it from time to time

but uni will rekt my schedule

oh no, I just came across something in Twitter

I found a thing

[verbal talon]

dont do it

[leaden arrow]

and it's raining, feels cold

||that thing makes me more hornt||

[timid adder]

[ripe aspen]

The first things I see here are Flame Sakitama and Kaneko being horny,

[leaden arrow]

it's okay, I can just watch some big brain youtube videos to kill it

[verbal talon]

[leaden arrow]

I knew opening twitter is a bad idea

"hey bro, check out these arts"

and me be like

[ripe aspen]

[dapper plank]

I bet it was smth weird

[leaden arrow]

[dapper plank]

[leaden arrow]

no, it's something lewd instead

a lot

of them

[dapper plank]

Still

[leaden arrow]

[dapper plank]

Its weird

Lewd pics are weird

Am i wrong?

[leaden arrow]

well.........

it depends

[dapper plank]

[verbal talon]

senpoi dont hug the horni man

[dapper plank]

[leaden arrow]

sometimes there's R18 stuff that pops up randomly

[dapper plank]

I dont go to Twitter often

[leaden arrow]

I just hope that it won't appear when someone else uses my phone

Senpoi's tweets are all Roblox

[timid adder]

[leaden arrow]

[dapper plank]

How

Oh u follow me l

[leaden arrow]

I have the kgb on my side

[dapper plank]

runs like joesph

[leaden arrow]

Get back here, you need to tell us things

[verbal talon]

the KGB is after senpoi! protect him/her/it!

[leaden arrow]

Nu

[leaden arrow]

they/them

[verbal talon]

https://tenor.com/view/shield-hit-shot-unbroken-hh-gif-15136842

[leaden arrow]

tf that gif looks scuffed

[verbal talon]

senpoi is a bread roll

[dapper plank]

[leaden arrow]

also Jackie my boi, what do you think of Stalker 2 ?

new cheeki breeki game

[verbal talon]

i dont even know the first thing about Stalker 1

[leaden arrow]

in a nutshell
you go to Chernobyl
meet some people
kill mutants
squat together

it's one of the good classics

[dapper plank]

Im about to play nfs rivial

[leaden arrow]

but

[dapper plank]

[verbal talon]

[leaden arrow]

senpoi halp

my ceiling is leaking

[verbal talon]

[leaden arrow]

well that succs

[visual mountain]

Bruh

Lack of raids

[rocky star]

[leaden arrow]

[versed terrace]

Sub skin

[visual mountain]

Yes

Subs get skins

[versed terrace]

And so do you

[hazy kayak]

It took me until one hour ago to realize that you can visit all previous ports

so at least I have immediate access to some Corrosion 6 zones

[cobalt wyvern]

lmao

[hazy kayak]

bought a UR plan

hopefully I can get one of those META upgrade parts because I'm bored of doing the daily hiryuu runs

we're really letting them get away with 5 to 6 voice actors per episode

pretty nice

[orchid plover]

NO skins for YOU

[hazy kayak]

noooooo

[versed terrace]

wait

wat

[cobalt wyvern]

@kind heart is this good progress?

[cursive tartan]

Imagine not getting 63 per try

[versed terrace]

for chungus?

[arctic hawk]

67

[cursive tartan]

Cries in 4 less

https://c.tenor.com/QZNslW3MVTwAAAAM/seseren01-akairo.gif

Yubigaitai

指が痛い

[subtle stump]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/755129851492696094/803942927571222558/test_3.gif

[fossil cape]

[arctic hawk]

@neat flicker 'Scuse me for a sec

[north mountain]

[edgy nebula]

[verbal talon]

?

[simple owl]

am I the only one who can't message Z23 bot?

[frail bone]

Z23 must been having some problems lately

you should ask help for a mod at #discord-feedback just to be sure

[simple owl]

alright thank you

[visual mountain]

[fossil cape]

#valentine-ar-event-picture-sharing-archive message

[hazy kayak]

latefriend

[fossil cape]

https://twitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/1356434665570136066

アズールレーン公式 (@azurlane_staff)

【着せ替え】
グロリアス　とらぶるプラム
「グロリアス、いかなる時でも指揮官の栄光であるよう振る舞ってみせます！…くっ、この格好ではやっぱり説得力がありませんか…？」

空母「グロリアス」着せ替え、
Live2Dアニメーション付き仕様で登場予定！
#アズールレーン

Twitter · Feb 2, 2021, 2:50 AM

the forgotten kincora boat

[rotund pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/dj-khaled-another-one-one-more-time-gif-4816107

[hazy kayak]

I won't forget her anymore

GOATcora makes perfection again

[kind heart]

it's fine, don't get to top 100 right before till you have 2200 score and don't lose any match.

[cobalt wyvern]

haven't lost any match so far

and I actually killed at least one cancer fleet @kind heart

how cancer?

it had Nagato, Amagi, Shinano, Azuma and Suzutsuki

[kind heart]

no Juneau or Hiryuu?

[cobalt wyvern]

nah

haven't encountered any fleet with Juneau so far

[kind heart]

that's good

[cobalt wyvern]

mhm

[kind heart]

[cobalt wyvern]

I'm aiming to always "punch up"

to get more points

[dapper plank]

wth is happening in Gen Voice

[verbal talon]

Senpoi run!

[fossil cape]

https://twitter.com/azurlane_bisoku/status/1356275829039198208

TVアニメ『アズールレーン びそくぜんしんっ！』公式 (@azurlane_bisoku)

【#びそくアニメ 次回予告】
TVアニメ『アズールレーン びそくぜんしんっ！』の宣伝担当のパーミャチ・メルクーリヤがお届けする第5話の予告はこちら！

次回の放送もお楽しみに✨

次回予告はYoutubeでも視聴できます。
https://t.co/aYI6cJbNKT

#アズールレーン https://t.co/6NuQ1rvfjm

Retweets

524

Likes

1040

▶ Play video

Twitter · Feb 1, 2021, 4:18 PM

Spee

[cobalt wyvern]

WHAT

HAPPENED

TO

GLORIOUS'S EYES https://twitter.com/AzurLane_EN/status/1356443945950007296

Azur Lane Official (@AzurLane_EN)

♚Pungent Plum♚

HMS Glorious is changing into her new L2D attire. She will grace your dock in the near future,
Commander.

#AzurLane #Yostar

Retweets

115

Likes

1004

Twitter · Feb 2, 2021, 3:26 AM

[fossil cape]

one with Marblehead but it's a shitty one

[cobalt wyvern]

they're supposed to be super blue

[fossil cape]

now one with chungus

[cobalt wyvern]

literally the one thing that helps me differentiate her from other blondes

[fossil cape]

https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/w/images/6/61/GloriousSchool.png

[cobalt wyvern]

her eyes are pretty distinct

they made her eyes more metallic blue in this skin

[verbal talon]

im gonna cry

[hazy kayak]

https://twitter.com/heytaisyou/status/1356297586827689984?s=19

ＨＥＹ大将 (@heytaisyou)

ロイヤルメイ兎隊

Retweets

864

Likes

3094

Twitter · Feb 1, 2021, 5:45 PM

who is top right

Glasgow?

actually who is bottom right?

[cobalt wyvern]

good question

[fossil cape]

now a naked apron Aqua

[cobalt wyvern]

I refuse to believe it's Glasgow on the top right

[hazy kayak]

She's carrying... books

[cobalt wyvern]

no but Glasgow isn't busty

[hazy kayak]

She's kinda busty

[cobalt wyvern]

don't make whip out the Queen's Orders

[hazy kayak]

also look at the twintails

and the haircut in general

[cobalt wyvern]

I still refuse to believe it

[fossil cape]

Bottom right, royal, reddish eyes, white long hair...
can only think of Cygnet

[cobalt wyvern]

Glasgow may not be flat but she isn't that busty

[fossil cape]

#valentine-ar-event-picture-sharing-archive message

[cobalt wyvern]

I love how shameless the people just posting their secretary in a black background are @fossil cape

they're just here for the prize

the fuck is going on in the VCs btw

[rotund pelican]

[cobalt wyvern]

can someone explain?

[fossil cape]

[versed terrace]

[fossil cape]

https://twitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/1356479963961065474

アズールレーン公式 (@azurlane_staff)

【着せ替え】
クイーン・エリザベス　金運のプレミアムロイヤル
「東煌（とうこう）の新年は『お年玉』を配るんだって？ロイヤルの女王である私の威光を母港中に示すいいチャンスだわ！」

戦艦「クイーン・エリザベス」着せ替え、次回メンテナンス後登場予定！
#アズールレーン

Twitter · Feb 2, 2021, 5:50 AM

[leaden arrow]

Tour de France 1940 v2.0

[dapper plank]

Gacha hell is amazing

i love being in hell

[rotund pelican]

[versed terrace]

we breathe it, live it, and endure it

[dapper plank]

eating steak for dinner

[cobalt wyvern]

QE?

[fossil cape]

yus

[cobalt wyvern]

holy shit QE getting 3 skins in 3 months

lucky girl

[versed terrace]

lol

[atomic grove]

I want a Valiant skin

[hasty kiln]

finally

[tawdry orbit]

320 cubes and still counting here

that damn loli

[hasty kiln]

13x20

260 coobs

[tawdry orbit]

its been a while since i have to used 300+ cubes

kinda having original Iris PTSD now

gotcha

[kind heart]

about 280 cubes, 10 Vincenzo, 4 Pola, 3 Cesare, 2 Zara, 1 Littorio, 0 Formidable, done with the event.
Formidable is the 3rd resting bitch-face girl after JB and Perseus to avoid me.

[rotund pelican]

🇫

[versed terrace]

🇫

[fossil cape]

https://twitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/1356510414482341892

アズールレーン公式 (@azurlane_staff)

【着せ替え】
U-410　春節の「仕掛け」
「あけましておめでとう。春節（しゅんせつ）の「仕掛け」、全部できた？…ふふふ、つまりお年玉と張り紙のこと――わたしも知識を『仕込んで』おいたわ」

潜水艦「U-410」着せ替え、追加ボイスあり仕様で
次回メンテナンス後登場予定！
#アズールレーン

Twitter · Feb 2, 2021, 7:51 AM

[leaden arrow]

GFL maint hits, can I spectate you now @dapper plank

show me your thing

[dapper plank]

[leaden arrow]

wat

[dapper plank]

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/17266860

here

[woven marsh]

Noooooo

Reject ALO

Return to hell

[dapper plank]

okie

[leaden arrow]

wait

frick, I forgot to install osu