I mean, unless they rerun this thing https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/Hibiscus-scented_Idol
#lexington-general
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Re-rerun

Ye, I think I bought out that shop.

Wish I played not at all
Cause no matter how you slice it
All these new players just speed through the game
And leave me behind in the dust

The future is now, old man.
There's quite a few event skins left behind now, wish they made them obtainable
Ok, Grandpa.
Shut


Fuckin' boomers.
Fucking zoomers
When did you start
You're a boomer?
Maybe.

80s



Ppl give such good concepts and yet we get swimsuits and whatever Birm and Sex new ones are

Cute meido
Swimsuits are so boring.
Dresses are where the stuff is
Some are nice but most are just heh
Like I love Tosa but her skin isnt appealing at all

Tosa's adorable.
tosa cute
I want to give headpats.

At the risk of losing said arm.

during amagi event


Wanted Amagi, got everyone but her.

Ah, well. 'Least I got 2 Kagas now.

Kaga, and the Cooler™ Kaga.
There's a visual difference besides the rigging?
Yes
Normal Kega looks much better
yep
They look the same to me 

One's just calmer than the other.
Iiiiii. don't.

Gives the same energy as forced-polite Akagi.
Which I hate and want to slap the smug out of.

ima just
I hate this smug face.

Jotaro and Senpoi are both under arrest
but didn't do anything wrong
horni
Slap Akegi
'Least Kaga was quick to fire back.

Jotaro and Senpoi were liccing


Jack is no longer lowkey horny.

Don't think he ever was, come to think of it.
Im horny several times a day unless im playing in a pc
And am somewhat glad Kaga keeps getting on her case about it
fuck it, another Sara skin

I forget about most things while playing pc games 
The Canadian™ rants
ranting
You 'n Buckley.
wait
nuuu
my gif
i pressed the star in favs
got rid of it
wanan hear a canadian rant? @arctic hawk

I don't like Shimakaze
liccing is horni
rage
Jotaro and Senpoi are under arrest
Doesnt Umaru have a big form?
That constitutes a "rant"?
Canadian rant
Ye, and she looks normal.
I regret lyfe



Suspects in custody
Understandable, have a nice day.
This just in: Karens all around the world are just very angry canadian women.


"Piss off mate, I wanna see your manager"
That's just british.
Sekritly Canadian
Oh god, Scottish karens
Canadian Karen: My apologies, but may I speak to your supervisor if it's not too much of a bother?
Oy, ya' wee fecker, get mi yer managerr
"If ya wee posh cunt wont let me speak to ya manager, im gonna shove this bagpipe up yer arse"
Pay The Church™ to get a better chance at a normal child
I've never heard an angry scotsman use "gonna".
They skip the word entirely.
I'm kill you
Jack no
"Imma", ya' wee cunt.
imma kill ya
you cant hide from the law
Congrats, you can now conjugate verbs like a true scotsman.
ima slap you nero
Imma enjoy seein' ya' have a whack at it, ya' tart.
That translates to "I'd like to see you try", but with more words.
ima shove a knife so far up your ass you'll be setting off metal detectors fer the rest of yar life
oi
excuse me?

Imma shov dis bagpipe so far up yer peehole, ya' gre'et grandchildren ar gonna whistle when they strangle the lizard.
Lmao
imma shove this baguette so hard inta yer wee that your descendants will be french
Scottish battle
With neither of the parties bein' sco'esh
sco'ish
My pp now feels insecure
Comprehend my Wirbel killing everything


Fix the goddamn economy and br first 

Darn Russians, their economy is fucked so they fuck ours too
Wg vs Gaijin, battle of the pepega
You see, you got it all wrong
They wanted to make the game so realistic that they reproduced the economy during ww2

Erse like a bag o' washin (Ass like a bag of laundry): A negative assessment of a woman's attractiveness
I wouldnae ride her in tae battle (I wouldn't ride her into battle): An negative assesment of a woman's attractiveness
Jessie: An epheminate man
Imma start usin' that one.
Lavvy heid: Toilet head
Numpty: Idiot
Nyaff: Irrirating person
Roaster: Idiot
Rocket: Idiot

Tube: Idiot

Yer bum's oot the windae (Your bum is out the window): You're talking nonsense, not making sense
Yer maw's git balls n yer da' loves it (Your mother has testicles and your father loves it): And example of a genre of insult involving accustations against a person's "maw" or "da"
New dorm food that can last for a month.idc if its cost gems.
Ya rocket

just buy food space
The funny short animation, when pekoramom say "ARIGATOU PEKO"
Animation : MICH
illustrator : Butter.T
Killing a rabbit from embarassement
Reminder 2 safe
Cool insta!
https://www.instagram.com/bury.nice.2/
Also cool Twittr!
https://twitter.com/niceaccount5?s=09
Originlel Korone vid
https://youtu.be/y7A5RIAWx-A
Song is Korone Funk!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKEqU2itOiw



Welp.
Fuck the internet.
I now also know what Pekora looks like and I want to un-know this.
pls donate brain bleach




the gameplay help people dont answer me well
You dont say
Only in CN/JP
You see why I said that the last T should be a D 
That's one extra letter.
Gets the message done
Lal, the dude wussed out.
"Imma delete my own posts for you."
Restart: no need to
Dude does it anway
Kek
Ngl Im so used to Hololive that I took that bottom left in another direction
The Holocommunity took the piss out of "bottom left" as far as I'm concerned.
They use it every single goddamn time someone does the tiniest derp or slerp.
And thats why I dont see the chat while streaming or read their stupid memes
It would seem the Optimal Saga™ has concluded.
I...don't even own an L2D skin
It’s fine, me too 
l2d can really chug sometimes 
Bisko oath 
im waiting for monty's 
Better not be some lame ass dress
Agree
Bismarck and Roon wedding gowns are gonna be black, place ya' bets.
I like Hood's, Nimi's is amazing but Enty's and Bel's are just boring
I don’t have Bismarck tho 
Enterprise and Belfast are the same.
It’s most likely
I...confused them a few times.
Fix that.
Plain white weeding dresses 🚮
I shall try 
as long as i dont hear monty talking about her sister for once
Ah yes weeding dresses, thx brain
i will sleep happy 
Do or Do. There is no "try".
I shall Do 
Do.
Sign I hope the event comes back soon
Do.
Do


Lmao
If you can't accept white Bismarck, you don't deserve wedding Roon.
Wait a minute...
Just get Bismarck, lol.
Isn't Schrezo due War Archive status?
Probably

perma-Bismarck.
Perma 
Who gets YEETed to the medal pool, place ya bets. Again.
O, lel. U-556 in the medal exchange.
Good call.
Idk but havent seen Z46 in there
It's a lie 
They spaghetti coded it too
Only seen Hood,
, Atago,
so far.

Yet
Seen
too

but no Z
I've seen all those SRs at least once
And you didn't think to save a Z46 for me.
except Z46
How convenient.
how convenient indeed
welp my hail mary didn't get me to top 10
but at least I'm Fleet Admiral
Congrats, Oh Ye Who Giveth A Shiteth About PvPeth.
Alu
Alu
apparently Whitecrow was in top 100 as well
damn would have been really funny to fight him
level 132 account 
Whitecrow is almost passing the other dude in fleet power
his secretary is Glasgow so go him
better than Shinanars
is your pfp from the crop meme I posted? @jagged tendon
of Z23 staring blankly
It is.

Yis
Nimi has lost faith in ALO
lon?
YT recommending papa franko
Why you gotta remind me of when this wasnt a shit platform
Gotta have some good memories of YouTube, eh?
WATERMELON
That the next SA episode?
yeah
Yus
one with Rodney

and swimsuits
One with Minnie
new anthology chapter
it's about bache
brb putting on Stravinsky
is gonna compete with little bel @arctic hawk
rooting for the latter ngl
Compete against Lil' Bel for what?
Ah, Bache gon' get stomped.
Lil Bel gains automatically
Little Bel in the anthology is sometimes less bumbling than ingame little bel
like, way less
though it's not consistent
no little bel :((( @arctic hawk
disappointed that the bache chapter had bache in it


My favorite scenes from episode 4 and 5 :)


Could have done 2 more points
but thats not little bel
thats elder bel
no that's Little Bel
he just drew her weird
notice the ribbon on her neck
elder bel has a chain on her neck
it's the artstyle
the artstyle in the anthology is all over the place
since it's just a glorified doujin collection
Belfast got demoted and Newcastle took over again 

Little Bel looks weird all over the chapter
Lil' Bel = ribbon choker
Belfast: actual literal choker with 2-3 rings dangling from it.
still will cost more than buying the anime off of amazon

iHate scalpers.
cool
only $50
that's less dollars than 5k gems that's for certain
benis



seriously what are you gaining from having it uncensored
"finally I can see Unicorn's tits"
go search some doujns.

My favorite censor of all time is a thin black bar over the tip of the dick.
Can't possibly tell what that might be.

Foiled again!
||it covers the urethra ||
My favorite censor is 99% of d covered by line

The most vile of body parts. The urethra.
Ive literally seen on pixiv someone trying to censor so hard
Or that one tiny sliver of skin that gets pulled back.
You could barely see anything

Imagine roon pp 
Aaand, I'm out.
wus the point of censoring your own drawing that much
Why not be like that one sao lood and have it invisible as an excuse for not drawing it




y
When I say human stupidity can't surprise me anymore, I don't mean it as a challenge.
nothings wrong with the character
suck it up and deal with it
you're not going to see that screen for a while


New rimi cards
For a long-ass while.
At the rate the poor guy just got 
I doubt he has time to get her 4 more times.

Forever incompletely LB
GIB WESER CHOCOLATE CORNETS


in forever
Y'should've.
meh

OCD.
i have until march
Appease the OCD.
ops might reset
Complete things.
wdym appease the ocd
Rimi-rin
Get'er to 6 stars and raise'er.

gimme prints
Mine's 106
No
Go get 


E
Forget Drak-e, MLB
e
bunn ee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Anyway, I'm slowly getting all 3 of ehr skills to 10.
ehr
ehr

Started with the blue one for some reason.
Got it to 10 without realising it and wasted an entire day's worth of farming.
Azuma not nsfw in default
Started on the red one because scorching blade is pre' good


Clyde be threatened by the absolute unit of a thick doggo Azuma is.


Clyde is drunk

Kill him
Not even yourself not trusting yourself
Hadnt notice that Lusty isnt boss sized in here
Bosses are usually upscaled.
||Literally unplayable||
unless their sirens they don't get upscaled right?
Does spiderman meme but with guns
Most bosses get upscaled.

they're* 
Yes. Bigger tits for the big phenix.

Not even gonna correct that.
Only see her
It kinda' fits her character.
What do I feed to Bisko so she can grow and fire black holes aswell
No one else
Patriotism.
But bigger taihoe is the bigger kashino needs to be


'Magine being human-sized and having this firepower at your downscaled artillery gun tips.
FdG cuts the entire country in half with her barrage
Fucking hate this ENTER key.
lemme try again.
siren threat
Freddy von Gross
siren suggestion
Battle between Strasser and Formi would just be who can stop time first
Strasser: stops time
Formidable: stops time harder


A fleet with
and York
Might get 12 medals out of'em.
Oh, York.
NEW YORK


Another non loli sub
Boing boing sub
kms event next?
And now ill need a 4th sub to finish IB
Great another kms sub
Cause they had over 1k
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Soon we will have so many kms subs we wont be able to make a kms fleet

GIB ANOTHER KMS DD
i want kms CV
Or literally any kms non-sub
give me ashen
why not ?
give us ashen
or overture
Same but with more pixel
I won't say "no" to more Kriegsmarine.
:bruh:
burh indeed.
kms have too much mini events
purple sub
i want bismarck buff
then go pray for medley

i hab them
Couldn't be me.

Careful not to summon the Thotwhisperer.
@hazy kayak

Motherf
what gives
bitchmade comment
🍿 
Best comeback you have?
That is one funny popcorn bucket.
got a new phone btw
I mean, I have a comeback for Raun, but then he'd direct his au<REDACTED> at me instead.
it has 128GB storage 
Congrats
Noice
Fahkin' 'ell, this is still going
already installing AL on it
New phone, Azur Lane.
priorities
obviously
I don't need comebacks when talking to bitches

What do you want me to say
Lal, Raun blocked me again 
now I have all the loading screen ships except Jean Bart @arctic hawk
it'll wear off soon enough
glad I asked

Congrats...?
stfu i'm watching waterloo 1970
That's an odd thing to brag about.
priorities
why is everyone who picked axis so disagreeable?
@arctic hawk bragging about weird specific niche milestones is part of my job description
All the cool ppl are blue names
professional 🐌
all the cool people are blue names
Why's Raun blue, then?
I have to keep status report of how many Drake prints I need for dev30
which right now is 96
Anyway, what were we on about, again?
congrats
also I'm very cool tyvm
Ye, 'bout as cool as a stiff.
Stiffs are cool now
what happened
ah rip
and the bagpipes guy died
did he get sniped or what
no he got slashed in the back by a cuirassier
In short, it's pronounced Yingrui but written Ying Swei. It's like how we don't write Gascogne as Gascon or Jean Bart as John Bar.
Who proununces Gas and Jean like that

Gasconye
Jjahn Bar

I was forced to study french for 7 years, I know how to read their language.
and I just logged into my AL acount
||Le Fishe||
on my new phone
u need 7 years


I was forced for 3 years, didnt learn shit and know how to read
I don't need anything.
I wanted to learn english since I was 5.
School taught french from 2nd grade.
I was top of the class, but hated the language.
5th grade, english was introduced.
Gradually dumped french since.

J'haise le francais.
My french tests were like, you have that one kid that actually cares and the others are cheating
I had to talk about The Smurfs for my final oral french exam.
Wait so you couldn’t drop it?
general picton, captain ponsoby and his own chief of staff get killed
wellington:
Not until 9th grade, no.
Damn

In 9th grade, we could choose one of 3 language specializations.
Engrish, Shit, and Vomit.
English, french and spanish.

Stupid thing about mine is that you would hope Portugal would have a Spanish teacher but no only English and French in my school
since English is not my first language and I have positively zero knowledge of French
If I could've chosen 2 languages to learn in skool, they'd've been l'english und el deutsch-o.
My high school had French for those who finished all courses of English (usually if you were allocated in a high one from the start)
A canadian with 0 french and english not his mother tongue.
Pardon my french, but que?
i did had german from 10th until 12th grade, maybe should have gone for it instead of continuing english
Cause I didnt learn shit from those 3 years in english

am but an immigrant @arctic hawk
Aww.
then my uni when i entered had plans for a Japanese class but never got enough to take off 
And here I thought I finally befriended a bona-fide canadian online.
there are only 40m canadians in existence
While I did continue to take english classes throughout high-school, the only grades I actually learned english during were 5-8.
9-12 were...recaps and easy crap I caught on immediately.
bonafide canadians are easy enough to befriend, they're canadians dammit @arctic hawk
The only english class i ever enjoyed was that one not totally focused in murican
Tfw thats x4 the population of my country 
and less population than the state of California
Our 5-9 english teacher spoke with a bri'ish accent.
I was one of the 3 kids in class with a 'MERIKAN accent.
Damn
I tried forcing myself to speak out loud in a bri'ish accent, but I can't.
Never had a British accent English teacher
We also had an actual american student teach us for about 3 months in 6th grade.
It was pre' awesome.
my accent is a frankenstein of trying to sound american and british but everyone I talked to in VC said that I sound like a "French-Arab mix"
Halfways through high school i almost entirely quit sticking to murican pronunciation, despite having 'Murica literally 300km north
F
My british accent is half assed but can do it
Whoever heard me speak tells me I have a romanian accent.
My only grounds for comparison are fellow 'manians who butcher spoken grammar, so that kinda' annoys me.
you're not the first Romanian I befriended in the interenet
I think you're the uhhh
5th?
or 4th
Yay?
so many Romanians
can't help but feel that Nero died inside when finding out I'm not born Canadian
Ngl think I made more french enemies than friends

you underestimate their baguette power @arctic hawk

man I wish
The baguette serves as the pole for the white flag
So, I have to test something.
Any of you philipino, or have philipino internet pals?
Think I have one in my guild
had a filipino pal but he deleted his profile
Dont know who's indonesian or philipino most of the time
I've had 2 philipino pals over the years, and they both say they're like mexican asians.
The term "mexican asian" has never failed to amuse me since I first encountered it.
"You've just installed Azur Lane. Here's an ad for Azur Lane."
Have you ever actually watched any of the AL ads, though?
Holy shit, they're bad.
ikr
The only real AL ad I've seen is the spoof one Yostar made themselves.
The dude turning into Enterprise.
Also, does Ayanami even have that outfit?
idk
There's an ad.
Of a dude.
Trying to feed Bismarck a watermelon
- ublock origin
- installed AL through apk
- yeeted FB app from my phone a while ago

🥳
show
show
show
show
show
show
I need WATERMELON
show
Suika?
show
Then when Bismarck slices the watermelon with a sword(what), the guy grabs her head and wiggles it for a bit.
WATERMELON
The hell is that ad
And Bismarck kills the player

where is the ad Nero
Lemme see if I can find it again.
It's somewhere in the first 2 minutes.
Suffer with me.
Bruh
it's at 1:18
Ive seen more ppl saying that the ads help them stay away from the game then making them want to play
can confirm this is me
Ye, that's the ad.
Imagine having the balls to shake Bismarck's head.
Only pats
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The disrespect
what did i just walked into
What even.
noble
Gives bismarck
Ah yes Otto killed the Kaiser and took the throne
Ido is the guy that makes the Azur Lane waifu ads?
ofc
The cringe stops just after the "build your waifu" one.
Then it's actual gameplay for the rest of the video.
You're under arrest for making shitty cringe ads!
I did find more cringe, though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgHX4Rmdf2s
Full disclaimer :
No hate towards anyone in this video , this is just for laughs.
Feautured Youtubers / Streamers
Lost Pause : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKyurx2IPAY
Siigari's twitch : https://www.twitch.tv/siigari
Siigari's youtube : https://www.youtube.com/user/siigari
A.I. Channel : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4YaOt1yT-ZeyB0O...
Yes.
Reaction folder fodder.
Queen Orders already confirms it
















