lexington-general

[rancid carbon]

Me staring at my dock space as I slowly descent into madness that I could get rid of all these dupes if I har the coins

[jagged tendon]

Good thing im not wearing earphones

[arctic hawk]

Me: Oh, ok. I can just replace Z23 with Belfast since she's so squishy
D3: Nah, you need a DD in the slot, bruv

[rancid carbon]

Literally I can get rid of these dupe warspite, this dupe formidable and give some of my purins to heinrich if I just

Had

The

Coins

[hot moat]

Imagine having coins

Can't relate

[rotund pelican]

[arctic hawk]

@cobalt wyvern

[cobalt wyvern]

sup

[rancid carbon]

I wont be having coin problems if those 10 hour commisions didnt cost a bitch to do

[hot moat]

Oh no

[arctic hawk]

Wait, he's awake?

[rancid carbon]

🧍‍♀️

[jagged tendon]

Imagine been able to use a good tank on D3

[arctic hawk]

If the DD requirement wasn't there, would be sandwitched between them.

Much to Myth's dismay.

[jagged tendon]

If the the eva requirement wasnt so ret- I would put Roon there

[arctic hawk]

Just give Roon some evasion

Hecc, I had to +7 a blue item.

shudders

[jagged tendon]

I did, not enough

[visual mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/289189621081047041/803880982042247178/5m7qhboybfd61.png

[arctic hawk]

Butt hey, she can actually survive ' lasers now.

[visual mountain]

[arctic hawk]

[rancid carbon]

CAN WE REMOVE RHE VIDEO FESATURE IN DISCORD

[visual mountain]

Matsuri

[rancid carbon]

I HATE IT

[rotund pelican]

?

[rancid carbon]

I AKNOST VIDEO CALLED SOMEONE

IN HERE

[fossil cape]

[jagged tendon]

Dont click it then

[hot moat]

wat

[arctic hawk]

Almost, he says.

[fossil cape]

my only +7 blue is Gangut's gun

[rancid carbon]

HSJDJDNDNDNDNDN

I WAD CHECKING FACEBOOK

[arctic hawk]

Cheeky cunt, you are.

[rotund pelican]

[hot moat]

[visual mountain]

But fire suppressors

[arctic hawk]

You're not getting a rise out of me, no matter how hard you try.

[rancid carbon]

I wish the coins from pasta shop never had a limit cause it would be really great right now.

[arctic hawk]

||Even if I'd like nothing more than to grab him by the legs and swing at a wall||

[visual mountain]

[frail bone]

[arctic hawk]

95%

2 more D3 runs ought to do it.

Then I can cry about never having enough blueprints.

Just like everyone else

[rancid carbon]

Good luck collecting 50k coins and 20 Cruiser bps

[narrow compass]

[rancid carbon]

Trust me

Its all gonna be worth it in the end

[arctic hawk]

50k coins isn't hard, I can collect them in 2 days.

In @cobalt wyvern 's words
Don't spend coins, lol.

[fossil cape]

[cobalt wyvern]

without the lol @arctic hawk

[rotund pelican]

[hot moat]

[arctic hawk]

For added effect, shush.

[cobalt wyvern]

this

some Aristotle-tier advice

[arctic hawk]

That line has such a heavily implied lol, though.

[rotund pelican]

I wonder if someone already reached a million coins

[arctic hawk]

Go ask #trophy-room

[woven marsh]

This fleet somehow works

[arctic hawk]

Though that sub fleet was Glowworm flagship for some reason.

[fossil cape]

[arctic hawk]

That fleet works because byb.

[rotund pelican]

Kroto, what's your progress on zara gun?

[arctic hawk]

4/15

[rotund pelican]

Aight, was just curious

[frail bone]

[arctic hawk]

Me, but Crimson Echoes.

[brisk plaza]

@frail bone I had a good laugh in that video

[arctic hawk]

Congrats, now get'em to level 90 each.

[brisk plaza]

No warspite

[arctic hawk]

And then 120 because they're both good girls.

How dare you not have Warspite

[brisk plaza]

Granny is taking her time

[arctic hawk]

Wasn't she obtainable from that new years' letter thing?

[brisk plaza]

I chose zuikaku

[arctic hawk]

Another D3 clear, another Rodney drop.

[cobalt wyvern]

never had to experience either

luckily

[arctic hawk]

Same

[frail bone]

[hot moat]

[fossil cape]

another c5 logger

[brisk plaza]

@frail bone dm

[arctic hawk]

Lookit that bruv

[hot moat]

I had 55 oil and bought all that from event shop

[arctic hawk]

You too, huh

[hot moat]

[arctic hawk]

By the way, Fire.

Dija see that smol Ame game I linked?

https://kevincow.itch.io/smol-ame

[hot moat]

Interesting

Welp, not on my PC rn, I'll check it out later

[arctic hawk]

It's a browser game.

[hot moat]

Welllll

[arctic hawk]

LaL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG5bZowLFnU

[visual mountain]

[fierce sun]

flexington

[rotund pelican]

[visual mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/yu-narukami-dancing-persona4-specialist-video-game-gif-17873794

Now here is a challenge

Go through all ships

And find one that doesn't say shikikan

[rotund pelican]

Sirius

[jagged tendon]

London

Deutsch

[visual mountain]

Not in any line?

[arctic hawk]

Doesn't Belfast call you "master" instead?

[jagged tendon]

Yus

[arctic hawk]

There you go.

Belfast.

Just to spite you.

[cobalt wyvern]

Hardy doesn't say Shikikan

[arctic hawk]

But she thinks it.

Do carriers even drop from D3?

[rotund pelican]

I'm just getting a lot of Rodney, not much of cv

[arctic hawk]

Ye, I'm only 8th Rodney drop today.

Thanks for the medals, I guess.

But my carriers need some avi.

And I'm keeping my Weser dupes for MLB.

[woven marsh]

No

Because fuck you

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

Event stages rarely drop CVs for some reason

[rotund pelican]

[jagged tendon]

AVI is the hardest one to max

[arctic hawk]

Either D1 or D2 drop them, since I always have at least 2 of them after every daily sweep.

[jagged tendon]

Got 5 carriers waiting for fodder

[arctic hawk]

But, y'know. It's 2. Not the 200 I actually need.

[cobalt wyvern]

tell that to the 10 Hiryus I got in Orthant

[arctic hawk]

Wait, weren't those banner pulls?

[cobalt wyvern]

no

all drops

[arctic hawk]

Huh. Dang.

Do I risk a on 3 of my ships and get now, or do OPSiren shenanigans for a while and get 20 minutes from now?

[cobalt wyvern]

do the latter

[ripe aspen]

🇫

[arctic hawk]

Latter sounds good, yes.

[rotund pelican]

No to dis

[ripe aspen]

Doesn't Peter Strasser call you Officer?

[arctic hawk]

Why does voll's avatar remind me of JoCat's doodles?

[ripe aspen]

idk its your mind not mine ツ

[jagged tendon]

I feel like ive seen Voll's avatar on another server

[arctic hawk]

Could be her(him) under a different name.

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[ripe aspen]

I go by alot of names in other places so if you see my pfp somewhere else its probably me under a different name if anything

[arctic hawk]

Yay, I did a brain.

[cobalt wyvern]

Roon is dev28

I'm on pace to at least get all SR bps from the event shop

so Roon is as good as dev29

[woven marsh]

Commons

[brisk plaza]

If I am needed will be lurking going to do some reading

[kind heart]

196 oil

I accidentally put Richelieu instead of Howe

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

One ring on her, one ring on Formidable.

Now for the Cheshire grind

May I ask for some gear suggestions for London and Neptune, though?

I doubt what I got is optimal.

[brisk plaza]

Ask @cobalt wyvern or guide keeper

[cobalt wyvern]

ye?

[jagged tendon]

London for the standard CA loadout
Nep with Nepgun and usual CL stuff i guess

[cobalt wyvern]

I don't realy use Neptune so I can't really comment

at least not yet

[arctic hawk]

||I don't know gear by nickname||

[brisk plaza]

Nero needs help in gear

[cobalt wyvern]

yeah I see

[kind heart]

what stage are you grinding at Nero?

[jagged tendon]

Nep's

[arctic hawk]

Highest this fleet will be able to do, I suppose.

Will test tomorrow.

For now, I'd like some gear suggestions.

[arctic hawk]

Thank

Now Warspite is weapon-less

[kind heart]

AA gun is bad

so is mic

[arctic hawk]

Ye, still taking suggestions.

[kind heart]

Use an evasion gear instead of mic

[ripe aspen]

In terms of grinding, I have not been grinding

[arctic hawk]

If it's on a german ship or Laffey, I can't take it

[kind heart]

Quad bofors for AA ig

[woven marsh]

I like how I am no longer relevant

[ripe aspen]

F

[woven marsh]

It’s Ido or Guide Keeper

[arctic hawk]

Never said you weren't.

Hell, most my builds are from you.

[brisk plaza]

@woven marsh you were busy 😀

[woven marsh]

With what

[brisk plaza]

Your work

[jagged tendon]

Could take that Roomba from Brem if you want using her

[woven marsh]

Any 113 you don’t use

[hazy kayak]

https://twitter.com/Kei_Megumi_/status/1354439034626445315?s=19

恵海けい@skeb募集中 (@Kei_Megumi_)

ブレマートン（アクションクルーズ）
#アズールレーン　#碧藍航線　#AzurLane

Twitter · Jan 27, 2021, 2:40 PM

[arctic hawk]

Better?

[ripe aspen]

I have the White-Hot Verheerender on Tirpitz for no reason other than music + ironblood ship

[hazy kayak]

Speaking of brem

[woven marsh]

Why are people obsessed with quads

[hazy kayak]

https://twitter.com/14kkk3/status/1354039852816162816?s=20

SPEAKING OF

[woven marsh]

They trash

[hazy kayak]

quad what

[woven marsh]

The bofos

[hazy kayak]

highest damage to firerate ratio I guess

[jagged tendon]

Still wondering wtf those pad things in her underboob are
Not bras cause they're too low so just for softness?

[arctic hawk]

Update: out of coins and upgrade plates

[woven marsh]

F

[hazy kayak]

Probably just to hold

[woven marsh]

At the very least you can scrap it later

When you get a better gun

[hazy kayak]

otherwise they'd fly off sideways and she'd flash her boobies

which I wouldn't be opposed to, personally

[woven marsh]

The 105s are my go to AA

because for some reason they drop. A lot.

I just got one from the box again

[arctic hawk]

So Kroto suggests roomba instead of quad Bofors?

[woven marsh]

But for real, you only need like 2 AA guns

[hazy kayak]

SEX Bofors

[woven marsh]

Sex Bofors and 113mm AA

And STAAG

I can’t count

[hazy kayak]

What about the maid AA gun

that one is important too

[woven marsh]

Okay. Let me rephrase

You only need:
1,5 for BBs: STAAG or Hazemeyer
1 for Gunboat DDs: Maid AA Gun
1 for AA Gods: Sex Bofors
1 for everything else: Roomba

Twin 100mm and Twin 105mm make alright substitutes in the absence of a roomba

And you’re more likely to have lots of these

[ripe aspen]

I just remembered I have Renown in my dock, should I start using her or?

[woven marsh]

I’ll fight the next person to bring up ||accelerator guns||

[hasty kiln]

accelerator guns

[hazy kayak]

what was the 100mm and 105mm

[brisk plaza]

Kroto which gun for pr Saint Louis

[hazy kayak]

the german gun and what else

[jagged tendon]

maid AA for gun DDs
Tfw no maid AAs

[hazy kayak]

oh that one

[zinc valve]

no gold baguette

[woven marsh]

Her own gun

[jagged tendon]

Only baguette gun I have

[woven marsh]

Second

[jagged tendon]

Archive baguette when

[woven marsh]

This one

[woven marsh]

[hasty kiln]

[jagged tendon]

[brisk plaza]

How to get this ?

[jagged tendon]

From researchs

You get bps then craft it

[woven marsh]

This is a cheap alternative

I imagine it’s funny without context

“Hey. Which gun to use on SanRui?”

“203mm”

[jagged tendon]

then gph fucks you

[zinc valve]

they all good

u can buy the core shop one too if u want

[woven marsh]

You could

[jagged tendon]

Btw Kroto whats the best Odin gun

[woven marsh]

But should you?

MK6

Or be me and put an Odin gun just for shits and giggles

[jagged tendon]

And Monarch uses her own?

[woven marsh]

I should remove it

I forget

[woven marsh]

FdG gun for Normal use

[jagged tendon]

Dont have one yet

[woven marsh]

Izumo/Champagne for Hiryuu/Guild boss

[woven marsh]

Purple 410?

I used the bloody Hood gun for the entire W13

[jagged tendon]

Thx

[woven marsh]

Till like two days ago when I realised

[woven marsh]

A significant part of her damage comes from her barrage

Plus it slows

But on bosses where you get 1 minute, shelling gets priority

[brisk plaza]

Torps quint or tripple

[woven marsh]

Unless it’s like Hood or Nagato

[woven marsh]

At this rarity, don’t bother this much

Whatever purple you have should work

[zinc valve]

triple purple is the strongest there

[brisk plaza]

20 more to go 😭

[woven marsh]

I’d use the quint

You’re probably still manualling higher level content

[brisk plaza]

Yup if eating then auto

[woven marsh]

KONO LITTORIO

[woven marsh]

-ass waifu

[zinc valve]

look he pick the worst possible one

[edgy nebula]

[zinc valve]

ops reset next week, feels so long

[frail bone]

[brisk plaza]

Correct me then kroto

[edgy nebula]

quintuple torp better on auto

[jagged tendon]

Swiggity swooty, she's going for Lusty's booty

[edgy nebula]

quintuple mag is bad

quad mag is good but the gold ver

510 is good on manual up close

@brisk plaza

[cobalt wyvern]

just cleared another stronghold @arctic hawk @versed terrace @woven marsh

with Roon it's easier

not a walk in the park

but it's easier

[brisk plaza]

I manual cause not ready with some fleets

[edgy nebula]

just keep quint 533 for auto

is fine

im not sure about triple mag tho

[brisk plaza]

I am not auto but only if eating or doing something then auto

[zinc valve]

both are for auto

with pros and cons, just pick what u like

[edgy nebula]

mag torp cons is always super long reload

but it magnetic

damage is kinda same ish

[zinc valve]

triple has fast load

[edgy nebula]

ya but

golden 533

golden 510

golden quad mag

[zinc valve]

the problem is he didnt have

[edgy nebula]

i guess so

[edgy nebula]

open more eagle golden tech box

[frail bone]

[edgy nebula]

[woven marsh]

Just realised I only need 200 frame points

Forgot I had a few already

I guess I’ll go clear C3 a few times

[frail bone]

500 coobs

[cobalt wyvern]

364 coobs here

[rough turret]

[cobalt wyvern]

I'm a cooblet :(

[woven marsh]

15 coobs

[zinc valve]

big boosto

hyuuga kai t0 confirmed

[cobalt wyvern]

when I tell Bisko to clear C3 for the 4th time today

[arctic hawk]

BFG Division
A.K.A. I Eat Sirens For Breakfast

[cobalt wyvern]

based

is so based

she only died once the whole time in the stronghold @arctic hawk

and it was against the final boss

[ripe aspen]

Today I learned that the Universe in Unison songs are not on spotify

[cobalt wyvern]

@ripe aspen there's a magical place you can find those songs in

it's called youtube

[arctic hawk]

They're on JewTube

Just download'em.

[ripe aspen]

yeha ik abt yt,, its just that i, dont want the video covering part of my screen

[arctic hawk]

It's a still image.

And you can just put it on loop and minimise the browser.

[cobalt wyvern]

I don't get Spotify

what are you gaining from it

call me old fashioned

but I still use mp3s

[ripe aspen]

thats totally fine

[verbal talon]

tfw your battle time expires

[arctic hawk]

[cobalt wyvern]

this lame-ass pun is gone now

now it's just Nanoda

idg why I can't name ships at will

oh yeah

I've heard of it

but never really used it because uh

[arctic hawk]

Including 2 mods here.

[cobalt wyvern]

some joke about jesus being jewish here

being jewish helped a little

[frail bone]

did Noshiro

just got

2 skins in a row?

[hazy kayak]

103 prints left for Drake dev30.

[cobalt wyvern]

I didn't enter the shipgirls server with the mood of being butthurt @arctic hawk

[hazy kayak]

and just got a blue drake research running

so today we might make it to 102

[arctic hawk]

Good lad.

oright, forgot to actually do OPSiren stuff today.

[cobalt wyvern]

I took down a stronghold but kinda got burnt out

now I'm just letting commissions recharge

[hazy kayak]

I need to go withdraw money

lockdown is gonna resume on saturday

[cobalt wyvern]

I literally got nothing to do

bum rushed all of the school assignments

now absolutely nothing remains

[edgy nebula]

so diligent

[arctic hawk]

Good Guy 🐌

[fierce sun]

just sit there and question life

[cobalt wyvern]

I have the feeling that I'm the only person in my social circle who dealt with virtual classes well

my classmates and friends marks mostly tanked

[arctic hawk]

How's that different from every day

[cobalt wyvern]

which is why I also try helping them

but most of them are only on WhatsApp

which makes contacting them kinda wonky

god WhatsApp is so bad

[edgy nebula]

ikr

[cobalt wyvern]

like, I hate whatsapp with a passion

[fierce sun]

last used whatsapp like 4 years ago. i just talk to like 2 people now

[edgy nebula]

everyday you spend your time sitting and questioning your life choices

[arctic hawk]

WhatsApp occupies a lot of space I could be using to play Azur Lane on.

[rocky star]

[cobalt wyvern]

ikr!!!! @arctic hawk

[arctic hawk]

Aunt keeps using me as a bookmark notepad on WhatsApp.

[cobalt wyvern]

that said, I'm getting a new phone today

with 128 GB storage

[arctic hawk]

"Why do I have this installed, again?"

[cobalt wyvern]

(my current phone has 32GB)

[edgy nebula]

i have to use line + whatsapp because fukin teacher
"oh add me in whatsapp"
"oh add me in line"

[cobalt wyvern]

tfw AL occupied 15% of my total phone storage space

[edgy nebula]

when do they say "add me in discord" so i can not use whatsapp

[cobalt wyvern]

without all the voicelines downloaded

[arctic hawk]

"Mate, just fucking use the calling app. Or Discord/Zhoom."

[edgy nebula]

ikr

even zoom is

[arctic hawk]

Whatever happened to just calling a phone number.

[edgy nebula]

discord best

[cobalt wyvern]

AL PR grinding conditioned me to feel bad everytime I don't work towards something

unironically

"damn I could have grinded/completed my assignments with that time"

[edgy nebula]

the stuff i like about discord, is you don't have to give phone number to people you want to add, and it's so compact

[woven marsh]

I still do

[edgy nebula]

like sure it has hicup and sometime image just doesn't load

[cobalt wyvern]

so unironically Drake made me more diligent at school

[woven marsh]

And sometimes discord does this

[arctic hawk]

You do it, I do it, this fucking influencer generation doesn't.

[cobalt wyvern]

oh I completely ignore TikTok

[arctic hawk]

[cobalt wyvern]

and Instagram

[edgy nebula]

[cobalt wyvern]

and Snapchat

[edgy nebula]

discord "teehee"

[cobalt wyvern]

and my twitter account solely exists so I'll have something to bind my AL account to

[arctic hawk]

I follow a couple cosplayers on Instagram and Twitter.

Otherwise, I don't use them.

[cobalt wyvern]

life's pretty good

[woven marsh]

Thing about calls is that they are bound to get the other’s attention

Unlike a bloody message

If it’s urgent - just call

[cobalt wyvern]

of all people in my family to use tiktok

my dad uses it

[arctic hawk]

Hip dad
Hip dad

[cobalt wyvern]

not even my sister

[edgy nebula]

i don't use tiktok

[cobalt wyvern]

good

[edgy nebula]

i don't even use insta

[cobalt wyvern]

gooder

[arctic hawk]

Me neither. Nothing there for me.

[cobalt wyvern]

my sister still uses Skype of all things

what is this? 2013?

[edgy nebula]

tho im forced to use insta by my teacher

[arctic hawk]

wat

[edgy nebula]

"your project is to do this that this that, then post it on insta"

im like

[arctic hawk]

Does he/she want to see your dinner, or something?

[edgy nebula]

wtf is your deal

[cobalt wyvern]

wow wtf

[arctic hawk]

How about I just send you the Homework.pdf file directly over Discord instead?

[edgy nebula]

so basically i have to create a brand new non touched insta

ikr

[cobalt wyvern]

wanna hear a funny 12 year old snail man story?

[edgy nebula]

even gdrive can

[arctic hawk]

Sure.

[edgy nebula]

why insta

[cobalt wyvern]

ok so

[edgy nebula]

like out of all thing

[cobalt wyvern]

in grade 6 I gave a presentation to class about WW2

I was a history buff and I watched one history channel documentary so I was an expert

so the slideshow I prepared had a big swastika in it

[arctic hawk]

So far, so good.

[cobalt wyvern]

and my dad was so impressed with this presentation that he Recorded me giving it out

and then made me upload it to youtube

and youtube was like

[edgy nebula]

oh god

[cobalt wyvern]

"oh yes let's make the swastika slide the thumbnail*

[arctic hawk]

[edgy nebula]

that went down hill so fast

[rocky star]

[cobalt wyvern]

I purged it off of the face of the earth a week later

[arctic hawk]

That down hill so fast, it ate Breadman's verb.

[edgy nebula]

ikr

[cobalt wyvern]

so me standing in front of a swastika became the thumbnail

JewTube? more like, ReichTube

[arctic hawk]

Was this the age of JewTube where they wouldn't even give you the option what part to use as a thumbnail?

[cobalt wyvern]

nah

I just didn't know how to set a custom thumbnail yet

[edgy nebula]

ah welp nitro ended

cry

[arctic hawk]

Ah, i see.

[cobalt wyvern]

and my dad uploaded it for me (without my consent)

[arctic hawk]

without* your consent?

[cobalt wyvern]

even 12 year old me knew that standing in front of a swastika out of context looked bad

alr grammar nazi

[arctic hawk]

Yer dad was just being proud of his son, man.

[cobalt wyvern]

yeah ik it's not malicious

just looked really bad

out of context

[arctic hawk]

Snail with a fedora giving a speech in front of a swastika.

[cobalt wyvern]

m'class

[brisk plaza]

You know what I find funny I got Pola first on alt and then next day I get Pola on main hmm

[arctic hawk]

And SlugDad in the back with a hand-held camera giving him "WHOOO"s in the dead silence.

[cobalt wyvern]

I think I purged my youtube channel like, twice

[arctic hawk]

And yet it persisted.

[cobalt wyvern]

now it just has my funny AL videos

it's like, almost 8 years old

so I made it when I was, 11?

or 10

[arctic hawk]

https://9gag.com/gag/a8EjoBQ

Yes, 9gag. Deal with it.

[cobalt wyvern]

or 9 actually

[arctic hawk]

One post in a hundred is actually funny.

[hazy kayak]

I used to be way into memecenter when I was a kid

but then I became edgy and started browsing a certain anonymous image board

not my finest moments

[cobalt wyvern]

a couple of years ago I thought r/historymemes was actually funny

[arctic hawk]

Hey, I used to use tumblr unironically a while ago.

Then they removed the porn.

And I suddenly forgot my account.

Whoops.

[cobalt wyvern]

I made one post on 4chan once

it was just a comment

[arctic hawk]

Certified badass.

[cobalt wyvern]

damn I went to the funny place

all that time

I didn't use twitter

[small grail]

awww man we talkin about old youtube videos?

[hazy kayak]

I browse 4ch for a bit

[arctic hawk]

I, too, once made a post on the Chans of Four. And was blasted for it.
In hindsight, I deserved it.

[hazy kayak]

I mean you will get blasted for no reason

[small grail]

i remember i was that kid with a minecraft youtube channel in middle school

[woven marsh]

4chan is too zoomer now

[hazy kayak]

it's just their brand of comedy

[woven marsh]

Back in my day we didn’t have that

[hazy kayak]

calling you an n-word t-word r-word

[arctic hawk]

I posted Dr. Weird saying "Gentlemen" in a sea of TF2 Spy saying different variations of "MENTLEGEN"

[cobalt wyvern]

remember my Bohemian Rhapsody AL edit? @arctic hawk

[woven marsh]

Rebel

[arctic hawk]

No, no. I actually deserved that blast, in hindsight.

[cobalt wyvern]

so I uploaded it to reddit

[arctic hawk]

Like you'd ever allow me to forget.

[cobalt wyvern]

and got 60 upvotes and a silver

was cool I guess

[woven marsh]

Even my memes got more

[arctic hawk]

GG

[woven marsh]

[cobalt wyvern]

when I made the polcomp

I was too embarassed to post

[arctic hawk]

Your memes get more out of fear of Putin.

[cobalt wyvern]

and let my friend do it instead

[arctic hawk]

That's not deserved merit.

[woven marsh]

[cobalt wyvern]

and then the meme got more than 1k upvotes

[woven marsh]

Laugh now

[cobalt wyvern]

and gold

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

Romania ain’t that far y’know

[arctic hawk]

Wha'chu'gon'do'bout'it

Also,

[cobalt wyvern]

:Chungus:

me no nitro

[arctic hawk]

You also no part of my server

[frail bone]

[cobalt wyvern]

death @arctic hawk

[arctic hawk]

Ye, I can barely scrape by against 13k fleets.

Not even touching 14ks unless the vanguard is 10k or lower.

Or vice-versa.

[cobalt wyvern]

I can beat most non-cancer fleets

by non-cancer I mean, no Nagato-Amagi-Shinano/Hiryu

[arctic hawk]

I mostly go for the lowest possible fleets because I genuinely couldn't care less about PvP.

Which, granted, are around 10k-12k

[cobalt wyvern]

I'm not trying as hard

[arctic hawk]

With the odd 4k thrown in there.

[cobalt wyvern]

still got to top 100

[arctic hawk]

I'm just here for the daily 10 fights, don't care if I fight strong opponents or nah.

[cobalt wyvern]

daily 10 fights

[arctic hawk]

I know it's technically 15 daily fights, but as stated above: I care not.

[cobalt wyvern]

I manage to do 15 a day

oh I mean

I have 5 in the morning

5 in the afternoon

and 5 in the evening

[arctic hawk]

be me
wake up
get up and put on a little make-up
open phone to see if I missed any calls
8+ Azur Lane alerts
log in
still in bed
check on the dorm
feed kansen
buy and train the daily cat boxes
check commissions/class/research
do the 10 PvP fights
3 single builds
anger/disappointment
daily raids
daily 3 5-2 runs for RNG to laugh at me
daily D sweep(D1, D2, D3)
SP
OPSiren stuff

[woven marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa0ahtwzTI8

@cobalt wyvern

[arctic hawk]

And that's how I "play" Azur Lane daily.

[woven marsh]

be me

wake up

[cobalt wyvern]

add more Canada women

[woven marsh]

anger/disappointment

[cobalt wyvern]

be me

wake up

go back to sleep

[arctic hawk]

How to Canada in 3 easy steps

[brisk plaza]

I fee like scarificing something for these 2 units to drop

[arctic hawk]

I volunteer.

[woven marsh]

fake. Didn't say sorry

I volunteer ||Nero||

[cobalt wyvern]

don't burn my lucky bag @brisk plaza

[arctic hawk]

How canadians snore:

inhale
sorry sorry sorry sorry
inhale
sorry sorry sorry sorry

[cobalt wyvern]

wanna hear about funny grade 10 snail man story? @arctic hawk

[arctic hawk]

The swastika one again?

[cobalt wyvern]

nah

but still involves fascism

[arctic hawk]

My memory's not that bad.

[cobalt wyvern]

swastika was grade 6

this is grade 10

[arctic hawk]

A snail through and through.

[verbal talon]

ido snail

[arctic hawk]

Go on, tell.

[cobalt wyvern]

ok so

grade 10 "Canadian History" class

read about the rise of communism and fascism in the 30s

[jagged tendon]

Now im interested in the swastika one too

[arctic hawk]

It's upstairs, just scroll up.

[cobalt wyvern]

handout assignment asks us to point out the pros and cons of Communism and Fascism

what.jpg

write "Nothing at All" in both spaces

teacher accepts it

[arctic hawk]

Nice teacher.

[jagged tendon]

[cobalt wyvern]

pros of fascism

pros of fascism

[arctic hawk]

"What are the pros of communism and fascism?"
"Rich fucks lining their pockets under the guise of helping the less fortunate"
"What are the pros of democracy, then?"
"Rich fucks lining their pockets under the guise of helping the less fortunate, but with a smile instead of shouting"

[cobalt wyvern]

at least we get to vote

[arctic hawk]

We get to vote who fucks us.

[cobalt wyvern]

see

at least we get fucked

later virgins

[arctic hawk]

And those votes still means jack and shit as the winner is pre-determined.

[jagged tendon]

Tell that to putin

[cobalt wyvern]

tinfoil mode activated

but back to grade 10

I just wrote "nothing at all" in the pros of fascism and communism

[arctic hawk]

tfw I was too busy gawking at the 2 DD cup sized classmates I had through highschool to care about having political views

[cobalt wyvern]

I aced civics class

because it was easy

[arctic hawk]

I'll say.

[cobalt wyvern]

Nero's ideology is anarcho-hornyism

[arctic hawk]

El brb. Le deennehr iz, 'ow do you zay...Rhe-dee.

[cobalt wyvern]

hmm what else

[arctic hawk]

/afk

[cobalt wyvern]

my current history teacher said that if the Greeks hadn't beaten the Persians in Marathon

then Persia would have conquered all of the mediterannean

because of course

@arctic hawk >english class

teacher's away

supply teacher

supply teacher from France

ironic

[jagged tendon]

Honestly talking I would like to see an ideology of the good points of democracy-communism-fascism combuned but then ppl would fuck it up like everything else when put in practice

[cobalt wyvern]

the good points of fascism, like the fact that it unites everything against them

:)))))))

[jagged tendon]

Nationalism
Focusing on your own first

[cobalt wyvern]

oh ye, just my advice

[woven marsh]

There’s patriotic

And then there’s American

[cobalt wyvern]

but this server nominally has a rule forbidding politics

so let's try avoiding that

[kind heart]

politics

[cobalt wyvern]

Honoka is political

[jagged tendon]

Wait

https://twitter.com/AzurLane_EN/status/1354459151322279939

Azur Lane Official (@AzurLane_EN)

❀Fragrant Inked Grace❀

IJN Kirishima is changing into her new attire. She will grace your dock in the near future, Commander.

#AzurLane #Yostar

Retweets

113

Likes

1021

Twitter · Jan 27, 2021, 4:00 PM

That aint Junyuu?

[rocky star]

NO politicss

[kind heart]

kirishima

[rocky star]

that's obviously kirishima

[jagged tendon]

I really know jackshit about IJN

[cobalt wyvern]

same

IJN is the faction I care the least about

[kind heart]

that's signature kongou class legs

[cobalt wyvern]

broke: identifying ship by face/hair color

woke: identifying ship by legs

[jagged tendon]

I know expensive Kega, Akega, Bread dog and the other popular ones only

[versed terrace]

Good morning

[cobalt wyvern]

morning

[jagged tendon]

[cobalt wyvern]

man I wish I woke up at 12

[rocky star]

[cobalt wyvern]

instead I have school

and since all assignments are done

I just sit there

and do nothing

amazing reason to wake up at 7AM

[versed terrace]

I wake up whenever and then spend the rest of the day doing school

[rocky star]

make a giant false snail to attend for you

[cobalt wyvern]

brilliant

bismarck at 99 affinity

[flint trout]

Yeey

[cobalt wyvern]

[rocky star]

Nice

[jagged tendon]

Porra

[flint trout]

Kept giving me dupes for ships I already had MLBd from last time

[woven marsh]

Same

[cobalt wyvern]

so who's left? @flint trout

[woven marsh]

5 more Zaras scrapped

[rocky star]

86 affinity

[flint trout]

Hm well could use 1 more formi for MLB but otherwise that's it

[cobalt wyvern]

N/A affinity because I don't have her :)))))))))))))

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

tfw Level 120 Formi

[kind heart]

>

[woven marsh]

anyway

A friend of mine is like

Got a zara gun, let me try farming for another one

[cobalt wyvern]

my classmate got Formi

[woven marsh]

like ffs I am at 4/15

[cobalt wyvern]

should he keep Centaur or replace her with Formi

[woven marsh]

use both

[cobalt wyvern]

nah

his other CV is Enterprise

which is uh

Enterprise

[woven marsh]

Centaur and Formi on Boss fleet

Enterprise on Node fleet

[rocky star]

enterprise

[woven marsh]

[cobalt wyvern]

oh yeah

I cleared a stronghold today

still burnt out from that

[kind heart]

🐌

[woven marsh]

I am gonna clear so much shit last day

[neat flicker]

[woven marsh]

[rocky star]

I'm gonna have to use all my ap looking for cats

cat shit

[woven marsh]

[cobalt wyvern]

what's guidekeeper's ingame name?

[hazy kayak]

Can I be that friend

I got my zara gun early yesterday

[woven marsh]

I am clearing C3 at an obnoxious oil cost

Cos I am not gonna spend more bulins, which I do not have, on MLBing Trento

I only need 200 anyway

[neat flicker]

Do you really want to know?

[woven marsh]

You couldn't even add him if you knew

[rocky star]

[neat flicker]

[woven marsh]

Fake Lexingtoner

[hot moat]

[kind heart]

14/15 on zara gun, 55k points

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-trump-wrong-gif-9806204

[rocky star]

wow I'm done guys

[jagged tendon]

Tho all of their skins suck

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/no-bugs-bunny-nope-gif-14359850

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

[flint trout]

I was going to work on her but I hoard my bulins and knew a rerun had to be coming soon so got stingy heh

[cobalt wyvern]

@arctic hawk ok hot take

>

[woven marsh]

No

[arctic hawk]

That's clearly wrong.

[woven marsh]

OG Formi >

[arctic hawk]

>

[woven marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/761413469173317664/804043093472837652/7503850.gif

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

[verbal talon]

wuzhappening

ima go get a bagle

[arctic hawk]

@rocky star

[verbal talon]

bagel

baguette

[arctic hawk]

Baggl

[cobalt wyvern]

bagl

[rocky star]

[cobalt wyvern]

@rocky star got Sandy yet?

[rocky star]

nah

[arctic hawk]

No, but he did <token> damage to my

[rocky star]

she'll come

eventually

[arctic hawk]

She's just too stupid to find your port.

Give'er time.

[rocky star]

[arctic hawk]

odang, almost 400k damage

[rocky star]

[arctic hawk]

665% sync points

The nombr of da bist

[cobalt wyvern]

chungus points

[arctic hawk]

33k-something.

[woven marsh]

3 more C3 clears

2 more till safe

lmao

[arctic hawk]

inb4 tomorrow it'll be 667%

[cobalt wyvern]

just looked at #461381136661217283

day ruined

[arctic hawk]

Well, 'least I had enough BPs to get to 4 stars.

[woven marsh]

I am so close to Dev 29

[arctic hawk]

Just get D29, lol.

[flint trout]

man Cheshire's login greeting is so fuckin precious

[kind heart]

buy Littorio copy?

[arctic hawk]

Buy cola.

And the AA plates, I guess?

[rocky star]

cola

I would buy cola chips and littorio

[visual mountain]

Gib litt

Now

[rocky star]

[kind heart]

Littorio it is then

[arctic hawk]

[kind heart]

[rocky star]

plane pog

[small grail]

that is indeed sick and epic

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

How||e|| realistic

[arctic hawk]

Ye, it's kinda' disturbing, now that I look at it better.

[woven marsh]

I hate hyperrealism

[hazy kayak]

PATREONFACE

[arctic hawk]

The fact Raun has a name for it is both amusing and unsurprising.

[jagged tendon]

Out of this house

[woven marsh]

I'm fine with the likes of Sakimichan

but the rest is just

[jagged tendon]

Realistic faces on anime is just cursed

Why is it a thing

[kind heart]

rainbow doggo zoomies

[woven marsh]

[rocky star]

[jagged tendon]

#bug-reports message

[rocky star]

[frail bone]

man

hopefully OP Siren resets soon

cant wait to get more materials

so i can build the wyvern

i guess i will just die

from grind

[woven marsh]

Yeah boi

[frail bone]

i see Z46

[rocky star]

poggie

[woven marsh]

Verd cmon

You know me

[woven marsh]

New skin isn’t L2D

10k for Awakening

[rocky star]

[small grail]

hol up

[kind heart]

[hazy kayak]

I bought a rainbow plan from port shop today

now... Wyvern or Magtorp?

[rocky star]

wyvern wyvern wyvern wyvern

[jagged tendon]

Just go away, im sick of fighting your asses

[rocky star]

abyss

[jagged tendon]

Take it, its a c6 so gonna take a while

Poor Italians again

@woven marsh what planes are best for Formidable?

[neat flicker]

Depends on the situation

[jagged tendon]

Give for either boss or mob then

[neat flicker]

Mob: hornet/tigercat, barracuda or other TB with parallel torpedoes, albacore in 3rd slot. Boss: hornet/tigercat, ryuusei in both slots. You can use gold helldiver instead of fighers for a little bit more damage, but I think it doesn't make any sense

[jagged tendon]

Thx

[visual mountain]

Hornet

[kind heart]

weakness: airstrikes

[jagged tendon]

Hope not

shelling

[visual mountain]

[rocky star]

[visual mountain]

Just started leveling her skills recently

[kind heart]

Same

[rocky star]

awakening expensive

[kind heart]

[rocky star]

[visual mountain]

[jagged tendon]

[visual mountain]

Now retro langley

[rocky star]

Airstrike weakness pog

[jagged tendon]

At least it doesnt have reverse healing like the last one so Perseus can fire at will

[brisk plaza]

😭

[rocky star]

[kind heart]

I wasn't hoping for the weakness to be airstrike, I was telling you that it will be airstrikes

2/3 abyss bosses have airstrikes as their weakness

[jagged tendon]

[rocky star]

tfw my strongest fleet is airstrikes

and I always get airstrike weakness

[kind heart]

[jagged tendon]

Should be 50/50 on one

Airstrike weakness sucks

[kind heart]

Get gud CVs
Or just make your BBs strong af

[rocky star]

just hit harder 4head

[kind heart]

I want to make a torpedo vanguard, but I don't have Noshiro

[rocky star]

All I have is and she isn't even limit broken

[kind heart]

I don't wanna craft the new torpedo for long range sniping

O can work as tank for my torp vanguard

[rocky star]

yes

no jintsuu emote smh

[kind heart]

[rocky star]

[cobalt wyvern]

rn I only use Essex as a secondary carrier so she isn't as strong @rocky star

looking to get her to level 115 soon

[rocky star]

sex

[cobalt wyvern]

Todd "It Just Works" Howard is my strongest CV rn

AKA Enterprise

[visual mountain]

Ehhsex

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/801918384635510824/image0.gif

[rocky star]

I used essex to farm inverted orthant

[frail bone]

[cobalt wyvern]

that explains all that XP

[visual mountain]

I haven't used ehhsex since i got her

[frail bone]

Enterprise got even more stronger with 13+ and new gear

[visual mountain]

Haven't needed sex

[cobalt wyvern]

ikr @frail bone

the golden helldivers are great

[visual mountain]

Now +13 everything

[cobalt wyvern]

also I got Blackburn today

[frail bone]

i fear playing PvP now

[cobalt wyvern]

now on to Firecrest

[woven marsh]

[rocky star]