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Which is basically the Russian Google
ye
They launched an educational service
and they want part of it translated into english
during my days as a pirate, I became acquainted with the Russiaverse side of the internet @woven marsh

fucking stop
I am no prescriptivist
but fucking stop
Nobody says "looks" unironically in Russian
Imaging If I started speaking вот так. Would it be any приятно for you? Would you иметь any problem с этим?
That's how stupid it sounds
I like your funny words, magic man

Well yeah, it's cringe
Doubly so, cos a majority of them can't speak english
so them using those words in the middle of a sentence is just

Friend of mine works at an international mobile game company and every 'manian hired talks with english interspruced(?) between the romanian sentences.
fought Lusty in C3, Bismarck almost died 

Guess it was something like using "anywho" instead of "anyway".
yeah

I found that word
Anyway, it kinda' annoys me and I'm not even taking part in those conversations.
but it's in a very weird context
There's intersperse
Which is actually in a dictionary
"Hey, so we had an alert today. Nu stiu care din voi o sa get it done, dar trebuie facuta pana maine. Just a heads up".
Like that.
wow
and then forget what language we spoke in
Wish I could speak to a person sometimes.

I often forget romanian words but know them in english.
Now quadruple that awful feeling

I can remember it in 3 languages, but not in the 4th
Literal H thumbnails
CRINGE
matteyo
Not even edited
So the thing they are asking me to translate right
It's an online course
that teaches multiplication
like what's 3*4
This is the intro:
No
A physics student, Nikolai has met his first love, Valentina. He is very anxious prior to the date and rummages through the contents of his wardrobe in a quest for the best 'look'. His first step is to choose the bottoms and tops.
I mean
are you fucking kidding me
Uncropped
You learn multiplication at 6
How did you translate the illuminate cum the other day?
as I was asked to
r/notmyjob

song: Good Girls Go Bad
artists: Cobra Starship ft. Leighton Meester
Okay, I made this video over two months ago, when there was a Rioichi Cooper's voice actor's autograph contest and I thought I could enter in the competition with this video, but then I realized that this doesn't tell anything about Rioichi and so it has just stayed on my comp...
Cum asa?
"How do you figure?"
@jagged tendon 
Just say it with a deep, serious tone

my take on that topic
Nikolai finds the best 3 pieces of bottoms and 4 tops and, applying the rule of multiplication, he works out that using these, he can make 12 different outfits. It would be really cool to get a look at them!
The fuck is that
Seriously
Multiplication should not be this hard
also not how it works
also the kids are 6
what dates are talking about
The multiplication isn't hard, something else is.

"The test isnt the hard"
The test:
the test isn't the hard
I have The Hard™


50% on Gascogne 3 mil grind 
Every fucking time.
Fuckign white man
You did it first, byb.
Nearing end of drake grind
I deleted it
I have the Harder(Tm)
™

Whiteman
He has white tendencies.

can't be white, I'm a snail
Im white
Snails are hermaphrodites as well.

White shell snails


yeah your name is white @visual mountain

what are white tendencies? 
When you tend to be white.
to eat bleach
Theba pisana, common names the white garden snail, sand hill snail, white Italian snail, Mediterranean coastal snail, and simply just the Mediterranean snail, is an edible species of medium-sized, air-breathing land snail, a terrestrial pulmonate gastropod mollusk in the family Helicidae, the typical snails.
This species is native to the Mediter...
K
Almost transparent.
oh mediterannean snails are my friends
And the french's food
Frenchies are weird.
bruhhhhhh
Tbf we eat snails too

aytont
I have no more babushkas as of 4 years ago.
Nobody is actually using it

First of all, F

second of all, see how dumb that sounds?
It do.
But I enjoy derping from time to time.
I want to believe I'm self-aware.
Ok, so remember when I said I was missing AVE?
Turns out I'm actually re<DACTED> and have AVE already. I'm missing Cousin Vinnie.
How many outfits would Nikolai have if he were to choose from all his clothes? He has 4 different tops and 8 different bottoms, including a tank top gifted by his grandmother and striped trousers he has never worn.

I'm also redacted
I don't fucking know
For the added effect of confusing the poor lil' fucks.
4 tops, 8 bottoms, also a shirt
First thing you know some Nikolai is getting laid

Thanks, School

Also faq nikolai
"Mom, what's "getting laid" mean?"
Correct, Nikolai would have 32 sets. It's a good thing he limited his choice to his favourite clothes - otherwise he would have missed the date!

I have no hope for the future.
We are the last generation
That as well
Y'know the movie Idiocracy?
WE live in it.

I wish we lived in Idiocracy
While trying on each of the 12 sets, Nikolai noticed a juice stain on a striped shirt. Bad for a date!
Fucking nikolai, fucking the kids' minds and whoever he's going on a date with
OH NO I SPILLED MY JUICE FROM MY JUICEBOX
Should I even do the full D sweep for points, or just focus on D3 since that's where The Gun™ drops?
Ah, fuck Valentina. She's a cunt anyway.
Should've gone for Ivana instead.
Heard she fuckslaot.
Do the daily sweep on the Ds then D3
The Gun™ drops
what gun?



the gun
16k 
Wait, so.
Stay tuned, Imma translate real quick
This started as a simple "What's 4x8" problem and is now a full-on Seinfeld episode?
Ching chong skin
That math problem is turning into a big bang theory episode with sheldon
Sounds more George Costanza-y than Sheldon-y to me.
rainbow doggo is fast now, she gonna do zoomies 
A table is a great way of visualising the options if there are only two variables. But you still have to choose the shoes! Nikolai decided not to unpack his entire shoe collection and prepared only two pairs: running shoes and brogues. Now we have to pick a whole set of tops + bottoms + shoes! That's three variables, and you can't fit them into rows and columns, so the table is no good. But there is another way –a tree.


Kung Fu Cruiser
Oh, look. What Indianapolis Should've Been
Kung Fu Cruiser
YEETER


Imagine Indianapolis grabbing a mass-produced ship with those robo-arms and tearing it in half
No pola today 

bitch
here we go
Motherf
He already screamed
How do you make a tree? The root of the tree is at the top. This is usually where you write what you want to find. At a lower level, you input what is to be chosen first. Nikolai decided to choose the top first. Then from each of the tops he drew branches to all the different choices of bottoms, and from each of the bottoms he drew branches to all the choices of shoes. The total number of outfits will be equal to the number of items on the lowest level of the tree. That is how many routes you can take from the root of the tree to the tips of its branches!
My man
I already cummed.
went from fucking a girl at 6
That too
to doing maths homework
Cumm harder
to going to art school

Gotta grind out that online class somehow.
The root of the tree is at the top.
Biologists: 
The rest of the world:
Hey drako, how's your Zara gun farming?


Is Nikolai bangin' Valentina keeping you awake?
fucking Nikolai has a better life than I do
and he's 6
and is still drinking juice
You are 8/15 right? 
Ye, 40k points
The ride never ends
Forgot to put cats on D2 again.
he's a Physics student
Im waiting
he can't do basic maths

What is Russia's deal with cat memes.
who tf are Nikolai and Valentina?
wtf

Read Kroto's posts.
which one?
Yes.

Won't be able to sleep at night if you let this be an actual maths problem, ey?
Those hip and woke companies piss me off
I can't contribute to this
I can't be a part of this
Then don't.
Just starve for a week and your ego will thank you.

Heh.
thanks ching ling
Healthy.
I think i'll stick to illuminating cum
well i thank pooh
This is some next level hivemind
I wouldn't thank poo if I were you.
You know what
Would you trust a company, if it starts off with "you"
actually wait
that doesn't work in English
fuck
if it starts off with an informal you, rather than a formal You
If I wasn't a weeb, that first sentence would've confused the dick off of me.
I'd rather your dick stays on you
Would you trust a company that addresses you as "OMAE"?
WA MOU SHINDEIRU
Shuba's company
I mean
it's not being polite
it's like
There's the norm
In Russian there's an expression that goes something like
"can we move on to OMAE informal you"
Which means you start referring to each other in a more friendly manner
Means you have built a closer relationship
But when a woke company starts off with that
It's cringy
These two lines aren't neccessary, I get what you mean.
Fuckin' weirdos.
im
not every language distinguishes you and You
dying
singular, plural AND formal

Yethat.
Ngl I would be happier in a company that treats me in a friendly dick kind of way than one that that treats me like the most polite person ever
Friendly dick. Just poking around. Lookin' to make friends.
Woke culture is cancer.
You come to an interview, you talk official and polite. As you work more there's less tension and all that
that's your "friendly dick"
Go back to everyone being pricks to each other for the lulz.
faw
i walked
Fire at Will
only 2 km
Habit
and i almost died
Verd so winded, he even types while gasping.
How the hell do you even translate gasping for air into typing, that's amazing.

Ah
you could feel how out of air he was
A paragraph 30 minutes from now.
im typing because im better
All from the same idea.
Ye, like that.
u had to see me almost passing out when walking in the street
ugh
ruh
my mask is full of sweat
||and cum||
you ever scream in your own head but still manage to run out of air?


waking up to things like this is a special treat
g'morning gang
plus i was feeling some strange sensation
You're welcome.
at my heart
Nah
There's the Nikolai
It's called being obese.
im not obese 
China virus fucks you
plus im working out and eating boiled eggs
I'm just, as they say, """"big boned""""
well i stopped working out when i got sick ofc
"I aint fat, im big boned"
That explains why he's winded.
Must've been one hell of a humpin'.


2k more points and I can buy out all the blueprints.
How much is it for all the stuff?
Also, 72% on 
And that's after I bought the 5k oil from the point shop
By playing Getting Over It.
gottem
Fuckin' Bennet Foddy.
I did 10 pulls today, 8 medals and 2 enhancement fodder
These clean up the trash missions are getting interesting 
@rocky star what are you going to do when San Diego is pulled
Get 10 medals.
Why is it always Italy or Murica that gets the abyssals
Means Verd's happy finally?
I should raise her for W13 but man oh man I'm already crying at the cost of retrofitting warspite
Sandy retrofit is costlier 

Ya' cheeky tart.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/87283354
Let me help you


Where's the Nimi in pijamas art tho 
Where's the sleepy Laffey petting part.

tfw no sleepy bunny to pet
Gotta do everything here myself.

who


Z46

He already said confused german DD, Saimkn.

Nimi is angy
Who?
NEIN
the finger

Time to defrost

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smh can't take walt disney out for a walk
38°C
I appreciate the layers on that joke.
TOO LAZYYY

Haven't open yet
I'm also willing to bet Drakonsio wasn't even think of what I was when he wrote that joke.
Mw me
Think ive felt -13 once
But, owell.
I dig your joke
Cold
Is it golden tho?


feels like 14°C
Gee, thanks Google
Ah yes
Summer for me be like...
The weather is made out of weather
40 / 29
Google's feelings stopped mattering to me when I started getting ads despite using 2 adblockers.


Ublock Origin
Me: looking up who <person> was
Google: DID YOU MEAN TO BUY TICKETS TO SEE THE MOVIE LOOSELY BASED ON <person>'S 12TH COUSIN TWICE REMOVED?
Lol
Pi-hole
Fucking hate those.
Miracle medicine 
It's a mouth.
You never heard someone say "Shut yer pie-hole"?
New siren, time for slaughter

inb4 it has heals
how? 
daily mission

Got pola


65k dear lord
im a tryhard but... wow
ofc its cutec
thats another level
cutec 

exactly
I have the oil, but not the motivation

see i was stupid
and did st louis grinding right before the event
so i came in with like 1.5k oil

I do as much grinding as the oil I get from daily commissions
My oil reserve stay constant that way
this man right here has big brain ^
the game literally plays itself at this point
Damn, I actually need to plan my gem purchase
no way in hecc I am missing that skin
L2D or not
Might as well buy 4th academy slot
no OPSiren today

I'm still waiting on my money
whose idea was it to pay once a month

Ye I'm too lazy to start the auto sortie





up is cum
i was a fool to think i had escaped okbr in this server



Faq and your healing bs
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Yes
I need to complete my Slow Ahead abridged ep 2
send sauce please
Sad how the legal streaming sites are so trash

goddamn this channel temporarily turned into memes
and not people posting memes
im talking #461381136661217283
death to akashi
this bug again
Damn. Verd so good he completed every task
anyone found me in pvp beside Cappu?
no sir
Fucking EVA doesnt let me have a good tank
Ah yes lvl 1 laffey


Just saw Odin's skin chibi shooting, I hate it even more now

Its a fucking jumping lamppost, just give her a rigging 
もはや帰る場所などあるまい!
i agree
Odin skin is cute
but the lack of rigging kinda kills it
not only Odin one
the others dont have rigging aswell
It fit so well to the DoA event music
I think it was DoA
Or whatever was before
I am in need of oil kroto so to
skin

Kroto which is zara gun ? Single fire one ?
Liked I don’t have mine
That gold one in the sshot above
The gold one on the screenshot above
TNT 

Hax

that gold gun is Zara gun rylan

the purple one doesn't have SAP ammo 
Well cant do the hard so....

Inb4 Pasta 2.0 just gives us Zaragun



Well, fuck you too, I guess.
Every

perfect timing lmao
smh my head can't pass sex

Lucksack 

heh
Search up how often I call rau a lucksack 
||lucklets||

Mf has all the rainbow prints as well
don't worry
I'm a Polalet
though I have come to terms that Pola won't do much for me as her niche is too specific and she does not contribute to the chat frame or a character story.
and I don't really care about vincenzo
no pola gang
I do have zara and formi, which is enough
I'm already excited for the next update
this is a filler season for me
lucky you
lucky me
i'm just keeping my hopes up for ashen
Lucky Lou
no u

fuck yostar, then
heck, I got my Bremerton live2d

Female dog, please.

Imagine having more than one PR ship D30
orange bread man
🍞

I have 103 fdg prints, no idea what Dev level would that be

103 is like dev 17? or 19
Nah, I think 14 maybe
MLB Comet.
/devbp
7 short of dev15
Azuma dev22 
for now 
DRs dont have fate?
no

508 prints 💀
then 513 for dr
💀
tbf i almost d30 monarch when i first got her
fate siming took a while tho
lol

🍕
41k points, 9/15 prints 
oh is it 
25k points, 4/15 

Pls no 
I was bamboozled thrice today 




poor inteprid
Same pog
inteprid

ban

Tf is that face


big oneeeechan unicorn
but it ain't cursed
My work here is done.

That was the latest one.
like loli hood

If they all have a face like that then gimme a second to get the flamethrower

I bought an albacore for my imaginary Formi
bab hood

Royal baby
Formi needs the alba?
Granny Hood
Babushka Hood
Babushka in the Hood
Bab in da Hood
this is alba

I'm just spending my excessive event points
yes 


I see shoulder skin. Ban.
Lumbering twat wanting to spend my points on useless planes 
On gear lab?
ye
Thank fuck
who is lumbering
Formi

It drops from C3
when buyable skins are more legal than the base one


no
Firecrackers tied to panties
just no


and watch it burn

ye
Wait C3 has golden cudas?
ye
Screw D3
lol
Im going back
Everyone
us

bruh
cudas
4 is all you need
wdym
And I have 0
i have like 8
I have 17 and it's not enough
need more














