lexington-general

[granite scaffold]

3/4 Essex

[woven marsh]

Much s*x

[granite scaffold]

[woven marsh]

It’s warm wdym

[jagged tendon]

Ah yes peak Russian summer

[woven marsh]

Unleveled healers

[granite scaffold]

idk

i don't really need them yet

i think

[rocky star]

smh my head

[granite scaffold]

all i need is her replay ability to see my former successes

[woven marsh]

I’m so lost

[kind heart]

I don't use healers either

[granite scaffold]

heh

[kind heart]

Fuck Perseus

[granite scaffold]

wait

[rocky star]

[granite scaffold]

where's my Shoho

[woven marsh]

You just summoned Rau

[kind heart]

His answer will be yes

[jagged tendon]

Perseus be saving me a lot of healing items on OpSi, not that it matters much

[kind heart]

Healing items are expendable in opsiren

[granite scaffold]

I can't find my Shouhou

[jagged tendon]

If the fleet barely takes dmg it saves time

[granite scaffold]

oh wait

[jagged tendon]

[granite scaffold]

I must have accidentally retired her

[woven marsh]

[rocky star]

[granite scaffold]

to be fair i no longer use her

but she's one of the carriers I'd take when I'm bored

[jagged tendon]

Except London, fucking CA cant tank shit

[hazy kayak]

sex

[rocky star]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/777315943784513546/802938303929909268/PetTheHornySex.gif

[granite scaffold]

[woven marsh]

London Main tank

[granite scaffold]

just remembered i was currently fighting

[jagged tendon]

You're cheating

[granite scaffold]

was

I reopen Nox Player to this

[kind heart]

My healers

[granite scaffold]

damn

you actually played the DoA collab

[woven marsh]

Hnka

[granite scaffold]

I didn't

[kind heart]

I don't use the ships anyway

[rocky star]

[granite scaffold]

as expected of a requiem stand ship.

[granite scaffold]

I accidentally retired Shoho

why do I sometimes include the 'U' and sometimes not

wtf is up with me

[rocky star]

how tho

[woven marsh]

just use Shōhō

[granite scaffold]

I can't if I don't have her anymore

[jagged tendon]

Tfw no O with the line on top

Darn keyboard, āēīū wheres the O

[granite scaffold]

oof

[rocky star]

O machine broke

[granite scaffold]

I'm gonna use my fleet 2 to fight the boss this time

[rocky star]

bearn goin to the stratosphere

[granite scaffold]

yes

[woven marsh]

Here. Have some õ õ ô

[rocky star]

wtf gali has a freaking halberd

or is that just a big axe

[granite scaffold]

I was holding off on using the battleship guns because I didn't realize that the siren on screen was the boss lmao

[jagged tendon]

Œ œ, tf are the french smoking that aint the same thing

[granite scaffold]

wanna know how high Bearn can score when used right

[woven marsh]

UFO flying left

Or a headlight

Œ

[rocky star]

a jellyfish

[granite scaffold]

smol number

[woven marsh]

She did her best

[rocky star]

bab

[granite scaffold]

my Hood can go further with 0 kills

[jagged tendon]

She bearned a rest

[rocky star]

nice

[granite scaffold]

eyyyy

[kind heart]

Raise your Richelieu man, experience power

[granite scaffold]

I've experienced a fair share

[woven marsh]

[granite scaffold]

what oil is that

[woven marsh]

Non-existent

[kind heart]

You have fdg Kriti

[woven marsh]

But she’s 120

12k crits as well

[jagged tendon]

"Do you have a minute to learn about our lord?"
Then she hits you with that essay

[granite scaffold]

haven't updated this armament in a long time

[woven marsh]

Takes the whole minute

[jagged tendon]

Exactly

[rocky star]

[granite scaffold]

don't worry, she and Tirpitz switch guns whenever I swap her into the fleets

[woven marsh]

||N||oobies are so cute

[kind heart]

whoever made the pasta points, pizza points and coins gold in colour, fuck you

[woven marsh]

This

But also

[jagged tendon]

Pasta points are the same color?

[kind heart]

I'm gotten bamboozled so many times now thinking I got a Zara gun print with that gold flash

[granite scaffold]

oof

[woven marsh]

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

I can finally match D3 reqs with one ship fewer. I think

[rocky star]

confetti

[granite scaffold]

my only russian ship is an outdated metal ship of the line

[woven marsh]

Outdated
Still floats unlike most other ships

[jagged tendon]

Confetti gun is like communism, only works on paper

[woven marsh]

[kind heart]

Avrora is good

I have 2 vodka ships. Avrora and Tashkent idol

[rocky star]

me too

about to turn into 3 next month

[kind heart]

Lol

[rocky star]

time traveler

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

TOCC

[granite scaffold]

Epitaph

[woven marsh]

Is this

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-jojo-reference-oh-shit-boi-is-this-a-motherfucking-jojos-reference-gif-17147476

[granite scaffold]

[woven marsh]

[kind heart]

103

[rocky star]

69

[woven marsh]

69.69

[kind heart]

[rocky star]

time to

hoping for pola tomorrow

[woven marsh]

[rocky star]

[granite scaffold]

my pfp also is

[granite scaffold]

yes

BB Kaga is a JoJo reference that the developers themselves created

[woven marsh]

Has skin

Sara default

[granite scaffold]

3 of them aren't using the skin lol

nvm 2

[woven marsh]

Nimi oath skin unused

[hazy kayak]

https://twitter.com/wakura081/status/1353573903117938688?s=19

[granite scaffold]

MVP line

[woven marsh]

Nimi book skin

[hazy kayak]

Bremerton wins

[granite scaffold]

I prefer retrofit MVP line

[hazy kayak]

heck yeah

[kind heart]

Richelieu's barrage ID

[fossil cape]

Booba mole

[woven marsh]

Tbf St.Louis skin isn’t that good

The car is

[hazy kayak]

I wanna drink brem milk

[hazy kayak]

this is reckless hours

[woven marsh]

Not using Hibiscus skin is a crime

[hazy kayak]

you can't stop me

[woven marsh]

Self...cest?

[hazy kayak]

I wanna FUCK Bremerton.

[granite scaffold]

I don't like Hibiscus skin chibi

[hazy kayak]

trying to draft new nickname

gonna stick to default for now

[woven marsh]

How do I delete someone from the internet

Idk how people can use more that one nickname

[kind heart]

Says the RarBib1 🐌

[granite scaffold]

look at my current nickname

french

[rotund pelican]

[rotund pelican]

me talking to a friend

[versed terrace]

lol

[woven marsh]

Holy shit

Lmaolin

[granite scaffold]

All my SRs + 1 Elite

[fossil cape]

[hazy kayak]

cute

I wonder what else does Dido keep in her boob pocket

like her sword

[verbal talon]

[kind heart]

100 fdg prints

[granite scaffold]

I have an OC who keeps hsome throwing knives in the breast area of her uniform

imagine just telling her 'Haha you can't defeat me, I'm too far for you to reach with your rapier' then she just reaches into her uniform and throws a knife at ya

[hazy kayak]

join me in music ch

[brisk plaza]

Few more mins for daily dosage of RNG pain

[hazy kayak]

but first join me in music vc

I'm waiting

[timber breach]

my first gold equip :D

[hazy kayak]

grats

that's a good one too

put a new song

[woven marsh]

and a rare one as well

[timber breach]

great german engineering

[hazy kayak]

can tell your mama

she'd only tell you

thaaaat she told you so

the life you're leading

she won't believe

the riches in life, we aaaaaaall know

[granite scaffold]

I use magtorps on all my current vanguard ships

some people say it's a bad idea because of slightly reduced damage

but I prefer being able to hit

[hazy kayak]

I liked your other name before

Montevideo or something

[woven marsh]

who says that

[timber breach]

hitting more torps means more dmg done after all 🧠

[granite scaffold]

ah right that was my nickname here

forgot what it was so i wasnt able to change back

[woven marsh]

You don't want quadmags when manualing toprmemes but that's it

[timber breach]

ya i need to get the 610mm torps now

[hazy kayak]

thank you for tuning in

[hazy kayak]

See you next time

[woven marsh]

Thanks DJ Rau

[hazy kayak]

same bat time, same bat channel

[fossil cape]

purple quint mags

[hazy kayak]

blue torps

[hazy kayak]

Gasoline!

[woven marsh]

Unupgraded gold quads

[hazy kayak]

110 drake prints remaining for dev 30

[granite scaffold]

thanks for reminding me I was gonna do that last week

[kind heart]

How many prints for dev24 to dev25 for DR ships?

[timber breach]

mag torp aux with mag torps interesting

[hazy kayak]

45

[kind heart]

[fossil cape]

my nimi rn

[kind heart]

I need around 100 Azuma prints for dev25

[woven marsh]

My better nimi

[granite scaffold]

ah look what they discovered in their stopped time

sakuya lost those

[woven marsh]

Tocc

Nimi on heels

[granite scaffold]

also

[fossil cape]

rest of my starters

[granite scaffold]

question

where did 'Nimi' and 'Zed' come from

[woven marsh]

Nimi is japanese for 2 3, if you count weird as fuck

[granite scaffold]

oh ok

[hazy kayak]

The japanese love wordplay

[granite scaffold]

what about Zed

[woven marsh]

Zed is a wrong pronounciation of Z in Z23

[kind heart]

'Zed' is how English people say 'Z'

[granite scaffold]

last named ww2 german destroyer was Anton Schmitt

oh ok

[timber breach]

welp all i gotta do now is just wait for the daily reset

[woven marsh]

Zerstörer. The first Z is Tset

[hazy kayak]

the aux are filler

[fossil cape]

Zed is how english people say zed

[woven marsh]

[granite scaffold]

ok

[timber breach]

penis pearl

[woven marsh]

Penus

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

DD Auxes are a pain

You basically have 3,5 options

Dildo, if it has torpedoes

Intel Report, of which there is a SINGLE copy for gunboats

and double toolboxes

The half is the An Shan item

[granite scaffold]

semi historical armament

[woven marsh]

We already have craftable DD AA

[timber breach]

they should put intel report in core data shop

[woven marsh]

ye

Or at least a similar item

[timber breach]

i would slap that on all my fp dds

[woven marsh]

Keep the uniqueness of intel report

Make a similar functioning item

[granite scaffold]

this was the armament on some paper german ships and likely would have been seen on refits of scharnhorst and gneisanau [the secondaries at least]

[woven marsh]

FdG gun on Tirpitz

[granite scaffold]

ps. 128mm in the place of the 150mm guns and the 105mm guns

[kind heart]

Shittiest move they've done till now is putting the rainbow mag torps in gear lab 🚮 🚮

[woven marsh]

At least I still have the free one lol

I think there were 2

[kind heart]

Ye 2

Imagine needing 9 UR prints to craft a formely free equipment

[woven marsh]

[hazy kayak]

Isn't Toolbox + Dress more ideal

bc 550 HP

[fossil cape]

[brisk plaza]

No skin for me as i don't have oil 🤫

[zinc valve]

wait reset

[brisk plaza]

Its 25th jan for me @zinc valve

[zinc valve]

event end in 24hr

[woven marsh]

Sure, If you want

HP is HP

[granite scaffold]

*formerly

or does the rainbow magtorp come with a tuxedo skin for every destroyer you have?

[woven marsh]

But like, Intel report is more impactful than 50HP

Yours don't?

[hazy kayak]

I'm a latelet

I joined first day of microlayer

[woven marsh]

20FP, 180 HP

6% dmg reduction from Sirens

[timber breach]

im super late

joined in aurora noctis and wasnt able to get sea hornet either

[fossil cape]

or if you wanna

[woven marsh]

1 more FP

I'll take it

[timber breach]

[woven marsh]

FP is hard to get as is

[fossil cape]

silly fp requirements too

[woven marsh]

Currently have 167 + 60 + 8

[fossil cape]

fp > 1000
totals 1000 fp, can't enter cause not >=

[woven marsh]

add 40% from Buff

[fossil cape]

Meths

[woven marsh]

🔮 📖

I need a Rainbow DD gun

for more FP stat

[fossil cape]

Twin 138.6

[zinc valve]

are there twin 138

[fossil cape]

Mogador class destroyers

[woven marsh]

Ye, Mogador

So much FP

[woven marsh]

🍝

[versed terrace]

slow to 10k

[fossil cape]

and reset

[zinc valve]

im at 2k pts

[woven marsh]

🐌

[zinc valve]

fuck grind

[versed terrace]

lol

time to spend 11k oil

[zinc valve]

buy dorm foods like me

[versed terrace]

lol

[fossil cape]

buy 220 curry

[woven marsh]

0 curries

[hazy kayak]

dailies were crap

at least guild shop refreshed

got lots of goodies

ops missions kinda sucked too

[woven marsh]

2 builds

Shropshite and Suffolk

[fossil cape]

gonna do a x10

[versed terrace]

gl

[brisk plaza]

For me Sussex and repluse

[zinc valve]

hmm

30% buff

so helldiver+d4 better than stuka+ryusei

now time to workin for messer+sbxc+wyvern

[versed terrace]

wus this

[woven marsh]

GZ numbers

[woven marsh]

Regarding this

[fossil cape]

[versed terrace]

nice pola

[zinc valve]

@woven marsh i cant read that

[zinc valve]

so 2 torp is better?

how could the dmg on specific plane different each table

[versed terrace]

got another vincenzo

[kind heart]

9 gold books

[granite scaffold]

imma check it tomorrow

[versed terrace]

bro WTF

[zinc valve]

buy gold books when u can just craft it from purple

[versed terrace]

good enough

[kind heart]

[versed terrace]

lmao

[zinc valve]

need crapload of t4 parts

[woven marsh]

total reload time, for one

or do you mean damage per plane

[zinc valve]

yea, hows different

[zinc valve]

@woven marsh i wont count the reload time in, it would fked the dps
i want the pure dmg per launch

[woven marsh]

Higher AVI stat for Gold and Rainbow plane

[zinc valve]

is that calc u made urself

[woven marsh]

FUUUUUCKCKCKCKCKKCKC

AARHHJHGHG

ANOTHER SKIN

IS IT L2D?

[zinc valve]

ASS

[versed terrace]

just saw that on twitter

[fossil cape]

seems not this time

[zinc valve]

i see

so theres no reload

[timber breach]

i just got formidable again on amagi server

why cant it be here

[woven marsh]

I thought you meant DPS

Reload count for DPS

but for pure damage per launch

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

it's different for the same plane cos of AVI

[versed terrace]

gl

[timber breach]

thank you home slice

[woven marsh]

[zinc valve]

cuz i think reload is fcked up dps

like u can launch 2 times on the same map

[versed terrace]

i don't get dps for planes lmao

its just reload

[zinc valve]

but the one is faster

[woven marsh]

Look at this god

[zinc valve]

the dps would be the same for faster and slower one

its diffrent when the faster one could launch the 3rd

[woven marsh]

Well, as you can see the reload plays a very small role

as it's around 23 seconds either way

Reload mostly matters for Healers imo

[zinc valve]

ye

so the conclusion is d4+wyvern is the best

[woven marsh]

Numbers wise, yeah

You have to account for other things ofc

[zinc valve]

miss torp on wyvern

d4 rarely miss tho

its homming, but low dmg

[woven marsh]

d4?

[zinc valve]

ju-87 d-4

ib torp bomber

[woven marsh]

oh yeah

[zinc valve]

[woven marsh]

but aren't the torps parallel

[zinc valve]

ib torp

aimed

[woven marsh]

That gear lab is unreliable af

[zinc valve]

its written as ib torp

but no desc

when i tried is aimed like magtorp

idk if my eyes fail me

[woven marsh]

wiki useless af

[zinc valve]

might try on a run, ill try ss

[versed terrace]

lol

when in game and the wiki doesn't help

[woven marsh]

It's absolutely hilarious how this game is bad at relaying information

[versed terrace]

its bad when in game and wiki don't match

but when wiki and in game don't give any info

[woven marsh]

At least in this case they match

[versed terrace]

man listening to the doom eternal ost is great

[woven marsh]

[versed terrace]

i've been going for like 4 hours now

[zinc valve]

aimed

[versed terrace]

nice enemy planes

[woven marsh]

Aimed as in Ryusei?

[versed terrace]

massive mf

[zinc valve]

no

its start on the middle

[woven marsh]

I see a Ryusei pattern

[zinc valve]

ryusei torp start at left screen

d4 start at the middle

its so fast that i cant ss

[woven marsh]

So, do they start converging from the middle?

[zinc valve]

yea

[woven marsh]

are they magnetic?

[zinc valve]

nope

just start at the middle then

[woven marsh]

so

Ryusei

[zinc valve]

i cant record cuz low end pc

[woven marsh]

In any case

makes Helldiver/Stuka viable

[zinc valve]

these guy keep dying b4 graf could launch

[woven marsh]

if you're running an IB against ST

[versed terrace]

day 4 of event

haven't even unlocked sp

🐌

10k points

[woven marsh]

I've done SP once

[versed terrace]

conte just dropped

d2

[zinc valve]

didnt touch the map

[versed terrace]

lmao

[hot moat]

[versed terrace]

i did a-b first day

[brisk plaza]

When will guilio and formi drop i wonder

[versed terrace]

c 2nd day

[brisk plaza]

[versed terrace]

and d 3rd and 4th

[versed terrace]

in time

gl

[woven marsh]

This is canon

Both released at the same time?

Coincidence?

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

I have 8 I need to train

but 39/40

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

[kind heart]

Fdg research #3 today

[woven marsh]

I haven't done nothing but free research for the past month

[kind heart]

I spend 6000 coins on 2 blue fdg research earlier today

8k now

Fdg really do be sucking me dry

[woven marsh]

I wish

Anyway

There's a first time for everything

Just renamed a few cats

How willing are you to suffer through my cat collection

[kind heart]

O wait, I did a 5k Azuma before those 2 fdg research.
This my 4th DR research today

[woven marsh]

oh damn

cats have OPSiren skills

Holy shit I just noticed

[kind heart]

Ye

[woven marsh]

and some are really good

tfw only 3 good cats, and 2 of them are Steel

eh, Edelweiss only gives 5 Oxy at skill 3

This is kinda good, I think

Not like this one is bad either

no, not this one

[neat flicker]

I hate DDs with hydro, they're too stupid. If one of them near you, the only thing you can do is die cuz you can't do anything to them. Sitting in the smokescreen with hydro on and shooting to your way...

[versed terrace]

i need another sub cat

[woven marsh]

Take mine

[versed terrace]

already have steel

[woven marsh]

You need Edelweiss

It's purple

[versed terrace]

gib new sr sub

cat

neko

[woven marsh]

How to play DD:
Step 1: Start the game
Step 2:

[versed terrace]

kaneko

[woven marsh]

GEt Radard

Get CV spotted

get Hydro'd

fucking die

good shit

[versed terrace]

lol

[woven marsh]

10/10 mplay

Spreadsheet say I haz fun

[versed terrace]

lol

[fossil cape]

One more week of current event in Legends, one week of rest and then carriers will be added

[woven marsh]

Life of a DD is short

Then legends will die

[woven marsh]

Just play the Kidd

[fossil cape]

beginning of the end

[woven marsh]

No plane - no problem

[fossil cape]

but got Yahagi, Massachusetts and a taste of Gearing, Worcester and Conqueror

[woven marsh]

wtf everyone getting gold boxes

[woven marsh]

Захват Точки

[brisk plaza]

Wow paid or free ?

[woven marsh]

Free

mostly

Grindy as fuck

[neat flicker]

Just play Halland

[woven marsh]

Halland gei

No smoke

[versed terrace]

gn

[neat flicker]

Three steps completed: get spotted by CV, get radard by Cleve and die

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

Super Unicum player

Actually no, just unicum

you haven't been Hydro'd

[neat flicker]

"How to play Akizuki"

[woven marsh]

Thoughts?

Changed a few things

[woven marsh]

From aboosed to abooser

[rotund pelican]

Owaridone

[rancid carbon]

this game really wants my oil gone

[woven marsh]

What's oil

If you got any Rare or Common battleship

that'd work

[rotund pelican]

What is oil

Baby don't leave me

I'm sorry just tired, that's all

[dapper plank]

someone likes me

from singapore

[fossil cape]

86 pulls, 0 Zara

[hasty kiln]

[kind heart]

84 pulls, 0 Formidable

[dapper plank]

[woven marsh]

0 cubes, 0 Polas

5 scrapped Zaras

[rotund pelican]

160 coobs

Thats rough

[woven marsh]

Which makes it a total of 10 scrapped Zaras

[distant void]

last year I pulled like 200 times got 7 zaras 0 formi

[rotund pelican]

Dye it purple

[distant void]

at least I got formi now

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

[kind heart]

Essex The Omnipresent

36k points

[woven marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/azurelane-essex-gif-18657428

She looks so

idk man

happi?

[dapper plank]

[kind heart]

[dapper plank]

i didnt know that gundam is fun to watch

[kind heart]

Happy sex

[dapper plank]

sex...

[woven marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/777315943784513546/802938027601035315/222fddeb-74ea-4b0d-aff6-caa545cfc406.gif

[dapper plank]

[kind heart]

Yo, do people really need healers that bad in opsiren? I mean, I've seen comments like not using Perseus in opsiren in heresy

[woven marsh]

Well I mean with Perseus you're making less stops

plus in specific lineups it's very hard without a healer

like in My case

and also, Perseus actually does a bulk of the damage

cos preloads

[arctic hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/704359929015959614.gif?v=1

[woven marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/802573732732207134/image0.gif

It's Nero

[arctic hawk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/505074003891716112/767581102113947668/seajrun1.gif

[kind heart]

Preloads my ass, Watspoot outdamage my Richelieu most of the time

[arctic hawk]

Wat spoot?

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

Got Blue Zara today.

Now I just need AVE

[dapper plank]

idc what u say but im buying formi swimsuit skin

[arctic hawk]

🚮

[kind heart]

It's fine

[arctic hawk]

Then agian, not my , so

[brisk plaza]

Ave is who now ? Vincenzo

[arctic hawk]

Julius Caesar.

Vincenzo is Cousin Vinnie.

[brisk plaza]

I need formi and guilio so .... Going to keep trying

[arctic hawk]

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

I might've asked this before, but am dum, so here it is (again):
Bismarck recently stopped gaining EXP. Does she still contribute to PR EXP grind?

[woven marsh]

Yes

[arctic hawk]

Ok, good. Thank(again).

log into AQW for daily stuff
first thing I see is a pixel cosplaying Lady Dimitrescu
log out without doing daily stuff

[dapper plank]

oyasumi

[arctic hawk]

@woven marsh

[edgy nebula]

isuzu cute

[woven marsh]

yes

[edgy nebula]

she grow up so much

[woven marsh]

They grow up so fast

[edgy nebula]

[woven marsh]

[edgy nebula]

ikr

[woven marsh]

wait

Orange Bread Man

[edgy nebula]

[woven marsh]

[edgy nebula]

you didn't noticed?

who did you think i am before you realized

[woven marsh]

I was hungry

I only saw bread

[edgy nebula]

[woven marsh]

[edgy nebula]

im a 🍞

[woven marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/797764018034966529.png?v=1

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/792498150233210932.png?v=1

[edgy nebula]

[rotund pelican]

The glowup we deserved

Same goes with her sister

Totally unbiased

[woven marsh]

Anyone got a spare Kidney?

I need that new Z46 skin

[kind heart]

Richelieu maxed

Hey Kroto

/wyvern

[leaden arrow]

Bridal Z23

The Wyvern is a rainbow, parallel torpedo bomber with four torps. It also intercepts (like a fighter) although doesn't drop torps when it intercepts for AA. Royal Navy faction. Its damage is high enough that should outdamage the ryusei provided that only 3 or so of its torps hit

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

ohey, I got the final cutscene.

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

ye

🐌

[woven marsh]

Oh hey

SHIKIKAN

[kind heart]

Fuck this shit. 🚮

[arctic hawk]

Congrats on the new ship, Kroto

[woven marsh]

Thanks

[woven marsh]

Not auto

[kind heart]

It's auto, I had to switch fleet for the boss fight because the settings changed when I changed my ship's equipments

Very intuitive

[rancid carbon]

pog

[arctic hawk]

Not retrofit'er.

And her sister.

At the same time.

[rancid carbon]

I am

Im just finishing x-4 nodes

[woven marsh]

Cultured?

[edgy nebula]

coloumbia cute

[arctic hawk]

Best Clevesister.

So, now that I built my oil back up, do I farm D3 for a while?

[rotund pelican]

https://youtu.be/ie9-A8E5Z0s

[kind heart]

1st print of the day. 38k points, 8/15 on Zara gun

https://tenor.com/view/dog-sad-why-why-are-we-still-here-just-to-suffer-gif-17485467

[arctic hawk]

The original gif of that doge was funnier.

https://tenor.com/view/dog-gif-7827513

Q.E.D.

[jagged tendon]

Almost

Also nice name

[arctic hawk]

[rotund pelican]

Trento blue?

[arctic hawk]

Trento blue.

[jagged tendon]

Trento blue

[rotund pelican]

So I'm color blind huh....neat

[arctic hawk]

Why, what color do you see?

[rotund pelican]

Purple

[arctic hawk]

Never had a 1-on-1 with a color blind person, am curious.

Unless you're memeing, then fahk yu.

[jagged tendon]

I mean its going a bit purple but mainly blue

[visual mountain]

[brisk plaza]

https://youtu.be/odM92ap8_c0

[cobalt wyvern]

🐌

[arctic hawk]

🐌

[cobalt wyvern]

have a happy 7AM

[arctic hawk]

Merry almost-3 PM to you as well, CanadianMan.

[cobalt wyvern]

man I wish this was me

[woven marsh]

It’s purple

But like

[arctic hawk]

I, too, wish it were 7 am.

[woven marsh]

Since isuck at English colours

[arctic hawk]

iThink Saimkn meant the rarity color.

[woven marsh]

And English sucks at colors

It’s сиреневый

[arctic hawk]

Gesundheit.

[woven marsh]

Danke

[arctic hawk]

[cobalt wyvern]

help noob in AL
complains about having an all loli fleet
his fleet is just his starter and Long Island

[arctic hawk]

@rotund pelican Did you mean rarity color, or her hair color?

[cobalt wyvern]

how do I respond

[arctic hawk]

Like this:

[cobalt wyvern]

can't

no nitro

[jagged tendon]

Whats his starter?

[cobalt wyvern]

refuses to tell me

gonna check myself

[fossil cape]

[rotund pelican]

Hair color

[jagged tendon]

[cobalt wyvern]

Laffey

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-hahah-nelson-simpsons-haha-laugh-gif-12400026

[arctic hawk]

Parpl, then

[cobalt wyvern]

get 1:25:00

[arctic hawk]

Then reply to him with this #lexington-general message

[cobalt wyvern]

Swiftsure

like holy shit just give me Southampton

Southampton is the real UR

[rotund pelican]

Dayum

[cobalt wyvern]

nice fleet

[arctic hawk]

Nice BFG Division you got there.

[arctic hawk]

Lacking a bit on the backline firepower, but looks good otherwise.

[hazy kayak]

bismark is unequipped

[arctic hawk]

[cobalt wyvern]

yeah I was about to ask about that backline power

[hazy kayak]

and so is zeppelin

only odin gets real use because OPS mobbing

[arctic hawk]

"Bismarck" and "unequipped" do not belong in the same sentence.

[cobalt wyvern]

it does not

[hazy kayak]

yes they do

[cobalt wyvern]

but it should belong

[hazy kayak]

tier 2 traaaaaaash

[arctic hawk]

Oh, for fuck's sake.

[cobalt wyvern]

hey I need her for FdG and Odin grinds

[hazy kayak]

me too

that's why she's 120

Odin + Friedrich grinds

and I left Scharn / Gnei at 114

[arctic hawk]

Your logic confuses me sometimes.

Then I remember you're serious about a certain pink-haired airhead and it makes sense.

[cobalt wyvern]

"I'm grinding for PR so I'm not using the less expensive ships"

at least I'm using them because Scharn and Gneis are too underleveled

[arctic hawk]

[cobalt wyvern]

I have a question

who looked at Beethoven's Fur Elisse and was like

"damn that's good, but it needs a metal cover"

serious question

[arctic hawk]

All classical music deserves metal covers.

Except Ride of the Valkyries.

That would sound terrible.

[cobalt wyvern]

you know how Fur Elisse sounds like? @arctic hawk

[arctic hawk]

I do.

[jagged tendon]

If they do a metal of that I dont want to see it cause it would ruin WT's german hangar for me

[arctic hawk]

It's one of the auto playing "tutorials" on toy organs.

[cobalt wyvern]

"damn that sounds sad, but it would sound better in metal" @arctic hawk

[arctic hawk]

iDon't think that's what the mixer had in mind.

More like "Man, this sounds awesome. Wonder how it would sound as metal."

[kind heart]

40k points, 8/15 on Zara gun

[cobalt wyvern]

I don't get that sentiment

[arctic hawk]

[cobalt wyvern]

wanna hear a funny fact

most of the composers people associate as classical composers are romantic composers

[kind heart]

Ido, give me some luck, I feel dead inside

[cobalt wyvern]

you have YKK

you have your own reservoir of luck

[arctic hawk]

Then there's Tchaikovsky like "Fuck it, people are gonna make metal covers of this in 200 years anyway, might as well give them a boost."

[cobalt wyvern]

also rylangamer borrowed my luck bag

[kind heart]

[cobalt wyvern]

Tchaikovsky never was a fan of his own 1812 overture

ironically became probably his 3rd most famous work

after Romeo and Juliet and Sugar Plum Fairy

[arctic hawk]

I love Sugar Plum Fairy.

[cobalt wyvern]

who doesn't

[arctic hawk]

For the record: I don't know all the symphonies or pieces by name, but some I recognise.

[cobalt wyvern]

classical/romantic music is a pain in the dick to find

so I can't blame you

[arctic hawk]

I also really like the..uhh...shit, forgot the name, gimme a sec.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEMMVHAINFM

This one.

[cobalt wyvern]

Nero was the last person in my mind to talk about classical/romantic music

[arctic hawk]

Surprise.

[woven marsh]

Weird how that works huh

People aren't one dimensional huh

[arctic hawk]

Something about judging people.

[woven marsh]

That's a lot of huh, huh?

[cobalt wyvern]

oh fuck I was looking for this one @arctic hawk

thx Nero

[frail bone]

https://tenor.com/view/lulu-suzuhara-にじさんじ-nijisanji-dr-kawashima-gif-18735939

[woven marsh]

People would never think I like anime

[arctic hawk]

Watching Looney Tunes and Tom and Jerry as a kid makes you like certain music.

[woven marsh]

They'd assume I am into some sports and gyms

[frail bone]

me as a Fallout player got to like old music aswell

[woven marsh]

and being a male whore

idk why

[arctic hawk]

There you go.

[woven marsh]

[frail bone]

specially Jazz

[arctic hawk]

You look like Rob Schneider, don't you.

[woven marsh]

Fuck.

[frail bone]

Persona 4 flashbacks

[cobalt wyvern]

people think I'm like, an otaku

[frail bone]

[cobalt wyvern]

like, on discord

[arctic hawk]

Was not expecting that reaction, but it amused me nonetheless. Cheers.

[cobalt wyvern]

because I talk about something anime that isn't JoJo/Evangelion

AKA AL

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/how-dare-you-greta-thunberg-gif-15130785

[woven marsh]

JoJo and Eva in one sentence

Well ain't that a rollercoaster

[arctic hawk]

How dare you not talk about JoJo or Evangelion

[cobalt wyvern]

haven't watched them

[woven marsh]

but

[arctic hawk]

Good, me neither.

[woven marsh]

JoJo

references

[arctic hawk]

Do like Evangelion's intro, though.

[woven marsh]

How dare you

[cobalt wyvern]

I make JoJo references here and there when the meme is actually funny

[woven marsh]

I can play that song

[cobalt wyvern]

but eh

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

On what, a Kazoo?

[woven marsh]

Piano

[arctic hawk]

Neat.

[cobalt wyvern]

I KNEW IT

I FUCKING KNEW IT

all Russians know how to play piano

[arctic hawk]

One thing I am grateful to Jojo for is Il Vento D'oro

[woven marsh]

Binge watching Theishter and Animenz makes you kinda do that

[hazy kayak]

surface level discussions

[cobalt wyvern]

yeah that was my point

mainstream anime

[hazy kayak]

AL is kinda otaku though

[cobalt wyvern]

damn I just find the game fun

[hazy kayak]

by which I mean

you're far gone

[cobalt wyvern]

oh I'm aware

but I'm not otaku

not obese (yet)

[hazy kayak]

good

[arctic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0TXIXTzJEY
A pretty damn good song.

I feel bad for the allied fleet who challenges the player in OPSiren every other day or so.

[hazy kayak]

for the life of me

[arctic hawk]

level 62 Gridley
BFG Division

[hazy kayak]

what was jojo pt4 called?

[arctic hawk]

Bit of unbalance, there.

[hazy kayak]

diamond is unbreakable?

[cobalt wyvern]

think so

[hazy kayak]

for a moment I forgot

[arctic hawk]

Poor Gridley didn't even get to fire a single shell.

[cobalt wyvern]

I should get Maury

never got around to doing that

[jagged tendon]

Everytime you post that gif, my will to hit her with a chair grows stronger

[arctic hawk]

[cobalt wyvern]

I too want to hit kids with a chair

[arctic hawk]

Damn, I kinda' wanna re-watch Looney Tunes now.

[cobalt wyvern]

oh fuck forgot to finish Slow Ahead Abridged Episode 2

[arctic hawk]

But I'm scared to look them up.

[cobalt wyvern]

I ran out of jokes

[arctic hawk]

Because 2 things will happen.

[cobalt wyvern]

anime too boring

[arctic hawk]

1. Either some episodes are gone forever because too insensitive

[cobalt wyvern]

good

[arctic hawk]

2. Or most episodes are gonna be such shit quality that they'll ruin my memories of the show

[cobalt wyvern]

RIP

[brisk plaza]

Has anyone suggested some stuff for meta hiryuu dupes

[arctic hawk]

I can think of one scene in particular that would get the episode banned.

[jagged tendon]

You use them for mlb

[cobalt wyvern]

imo just put a disclaimer

like Disney

[brisk plaza]

Like if I get one copy of meta hiryuu and there not much time can we use purins like that or something

[jagged tendon]

They transform into the crystals you need to limit break her

Surprised feminists havent attacked Sly 3 (maybe cause its an old game) since a villain says "She's a woman she doesnt know up from down"

[woven marsh]

bold claim

[cobalt wyvern]

hyperbole kroto, hyperbole

[arctic hawk]

The Alamo
yanks vs natives
one dude behind a wall with a scoreboard
fires 3 shots in quick succession
makes 3 tallies as he sings "One little, two little, 3 little indians"
fires 3 shots in quick succession
makes 3 more tallies as he sings "Four little, five little, six little indians"
3 more shots
3 more tallies "Seven little, eight little, nine little indians"
native comes up from behind the yank's cover with a tomohawk "TEN LITTLE INDIAN BOYS" and attempts to comically scalp the yank

[brisk plaza]

Sly cooper ?

[jagged tendon]

Yes

[arctic hawk]

I can't find that scene on YouTube for obvious reasons.

[cobalt wyvern]

yeah that's disclaimer material @arctic hawk

[arctic hawk]

disclaimer material
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8KC7NtlVDs

[woven marsh]

has to be based on smth tho

[brisk plaza]

@jagged tendon

[cobalt wyvern]

based on my mom @woven marsh

[woven marsh]

Yer mom is Russian?

[cobalt wyvern]

nah

[woven marsh]

blyad

[cobalt wyvern]

my mom is omniscient

[woven marsh]

Your mom is Ess*x?