lexington-general

[woven marsh]

I've been paying AP fro strongholds but not clearing them

Big brain move

[rocky star]

[kind heart]

9. I fought him and didn't get any bonus points because I can't math

[cobalt wyvern]

I beat up 2 nazi fleets today

it's a pleasure

[woven marsh]

I beat up 3 Honokas today

Life's good

[cobalt wyvern]

guy has a vanguard of 2 CAs and 1 CL
complains when my Warspite hits his vanguard and annihilates it in half a second

[kind heart]

My mind said 1392 - 1358 should be more than 35. It's 34

[woven marsh]

smh cappu

thought you were Asian

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

I spent 55 hours on AL this week

I feel bad about it

||Rookie numbers||

[cobalt wyvern]

@woven marsh

at least it's not HOI4

[frail bone]

ah yes

my 5k hours in CS GO

and Dayz

totally nothing

[jagged tendon]

Only maple syrup spots left

[woven marsh]

My QE just told Warspite to hurry up and kill the enemies

the enemies being Hood

[rocky star]

hood is dead

must be an impostor

[hazy kayak]

anyone know how to check activity in Android?

I wanna see how much I've laned

[frail bone]

lies

Hood is a submarine

shes not dead

[woven marsh]

You should have your own version of screen time

in settings

[rocky star]

hood sub

[woven marsh]

And someone said we do not have British subs!

[arctic hawk]

Ever time I think I'm on the lower end of the server, it's things like these that remind me someone has it worse.

[jagged tendon]

My Bismarck said sorry to the enemy Tirpitz before killing her

Tbf those spots have been like that for a week, too lazy to bother

[kind heart]

Digital Wellbeing by Google.
It's in every android settings.

[woven marsh]

Cappu tech support

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

So a crazy Russian, a murderous Romanian and an Indian sadist walk into #lexington-general

[rocky star]

[jagged tendon]

a crazy Russian
Arent yall crazy by default?

[woven marsh]

well yeah

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

If the Russians consider you crazy

[woven marsh]

ah yes

months per hour

I don't speak whatever Spanish/Portuguese this is

[rocky star]

spanish

[hazy kayak]

that's this week

had the app on for about 10 hours on thursday

[woven marsh]

Some guy did 80k damage on my Chungus

[jagged tendon]

There is a Y so its Spanish

[woven marsh]

Real MVP cos he tried his best

[jagged tendon]

No portuguese word uses k,y or w

[woven marsh]

I am extremely unfamiliar with the languages of this part of the world

i.e. Spain and all the former colonies

Germanic and Slavic languages are what I know the best

Then some part of Asian languages

I can distinguish scripts, some words etc

and then I know jackshit about whatever is Spain, Middle East or Africa related.

[jagged tendon]

If you also want to distinguish Spanish from Portuguese, they dont use ç while we do

[woven marsh]

I wanna learn some language

[arctic hawk]

Why am I murderous?

Kindly ignore the blood dripping out my mouth.

[woven marsh]

loads shotgun with malicious intent

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-guy-demon-2016-gif-10925418

Who needs shotguns

[kind heart]

Ittadakimasu

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Imagine sandbagging in Azur Lane.

[woven marsh]

won't earn themselves

[jagged tendon]

Rip June

[woven marsh]

She died for our sins

[arctic hawk]

Before I depart.

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/801873954624634930/image0.gif

[woven marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/801873954624634930/image0.gif

[kind heart]

Sadist

[dapper plank]

[kind heart]

[dapper plank]

Not again...

[rocky star]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/737639005000171561/801824050217091122/image0.gif

[arctic hawk]

Yep, leave it to the White Names to ruin the chain.

[woven marsh]

pass the sex

[dapper plank]

[arctic hawk]

First Myth, now Bofos.

[woven marsh]

man wtf is this stronghold

Did they un-nerf OPSiren again?

[kind heart]

wdym?

Are your ships ungeared?

[woven marsh]

two of my vanguards got rekt

[jagged tendon]

🇫

What mods does it have?

[woven marsh]

Node

They died on a fucking node

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

Laffey pls

You murdered shit stronger than this

[jagged tendon]

She drank too much and died

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

I have been using her to farm D3 for 3 days now

win this battle and sleep she kept telling herself

fine

I'll manual

[hazy kayak]

mfw 19k but only 4 zaragun parts

[woven marsh]

mfw 23k but only 4 Zaragun parts

Where's Cappu

[kind heart]

7 prints, 32k points

[rocky star]

mfw 27k but only 5 zaragun parts

[woven marsh]

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

Neither Helena nor Cleve decided to proc first time

[kind heart]

Wtf is your Freddy doing

[woven marsh]

Her best

but fr not having a 3rd salvo sucks

she does like 12k crits

but when Warspite shoots 3 times

she does 27 shots per battle

when FdG does 18 only

that's a lot of damage purely lost

[jagged tendon]

And despacito has extra dmg on the first timed barrage

[woven marsh]

tbf isn't doing her best either

she has HPFCR/Rudder

[kind heart]

My fleet's MVP is always between and

[woven marsh]

are you not missing half of those torps?

[kind heart]

Nope

[woven marsh]

hm

Might as well add a Formi there

oh

wait

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

[hazy kayak]

actually nvm

19400 with 5 Zara Gun prints

[woven marsh]

[rocky star]

[kind heart]

She sometimes misses on the last airstrike because centaur's slow has wore off by that time.

[jagged tendon]

Someday ill get the 5th

[woven marsh]

Ess*x has been on my favourites list for ages no

still not past level 100

I think I'll remove her

[kind heart]

[rocky star]

I use a scuffed graf with 818 to enable

[kind heart]

[jagged tendon]

Level your sex

[woven marsh]

I use Formidable and Ark cos fuck your movement

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

I have no need

I legit thought I'd need her to get BH

but I do not

[kind heart]

What gun are you using on Warspite? Izumo gun?

[woven marsh]

Champog gun

my only copy

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

But yeah, Izumo on the rest

Warspite actually doesn't benefit from Georgia gun

[rocky star]

it's on the list

[woven marsh]

Ark is definitely on a list

[rocky star]

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

Corrupt Cop!

[rocky star]

[kind heart]

I want

[rocky star]

me too

[woven marsh]

I have 3 skins

[rocky star]

1:55

[woven marsh]

Pola

if it's Zara - scrap

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

[kind heart]

It's like Pokémon-Red and Blue.

[woven marsh]

Y'know what

cleaning day in AL

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

This list doesn't even mean anything anymore

[rocky star]

sex

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-essex-gif-19757876

[woven marsh]

gone

reduced to s*x

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

all skill maxed as well lol

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

Ajax has to go

It has been not fun

[frail bone]

https://tenor.com/view/suzuhara-suzuhara-lulu-vtuber-blush-cute-gif-17751938

[woven marsh]

She's a cool ship tho

Time to do C3 with York 7 times

and remove her as well

Meta first, waifu later

[jagged tendon]

Waifu first

[woven marsh]

[frail bone]

but York is meta

[woven marsh]

Not in my meta rn

I need to level some ships I need

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

She's level 104 anyway

was barely 70 before the event started

[frail bone]

[jagged tendon]

And then you wonder why you dont have oil

[frail bone]

[woven marsh]

What am I supposed to do? Not play?

[jagged tendon]

[frail bone]

desu class

[woven marsh]

same as Eugen

[kind heart]

I don't like using torpedo cruisers

[woven marsh]

Battleship guns

[frail bone]

||deutschland class retro when||

[jagged tendon]

Desrepecting doggo Sora by puttting her with horny murican

[woven marsh]

Which tho

[jagged tendon]

Choukai, Maya doesnt look like Sora

[woven marsh]

Is this Hobolive

Not very good with that

[jagged tendon]

The hair and face

soda

[woven marsh]

It's been years

I have just now noticed her torps

She never fit into the screen

[jagged tendon]

Who's that

[woven marsh]

SanRui

[rocky star]

[jagged tendon]

[glossy crag]

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

and then you complain about white people ruining your s*x chains

[arctic hawk]

It's called getting back at people.

[arctic hawk]

[rocky star]

[jagged tendon]

Those are some strong landing platforms

[woven marsh]

wdym

[arctic hawk]

Flappy-flaps.

[woven marsh]

Formi's pretty light

[woven marsh]

Borgar

[arctic hawk]

Am craving borgar.

[woven marsh]

same

but it's 23:45

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

The ones around town are those fuckin' pre-cooked flat cardboard things.

[woven marsh]

homemade

[rocky star]

[arctic hawk]

There's a joint over in Bucharest called Uncle John's.

They make actual good borgars.

[woven marsh]

my borgar better

[arctic hawk]

They actually look like this

[frail bone]

[arctic hawk]

The one I always get

[jagged tendon]

If they look like that then you're eating poison

[woven marsh]

Lazy Borgar

can't find the non lazy borgar

[arctic hawk]

Why am I looking at their menus

Not like I can even order.

[woven marsh]

Where is my borgar

[arctic hawk]

Here, pick one https://unclejohn.ro/burgeri/

[woven marsh]

EGGSPECTATION

i did not eggspect that tbh

[arctic hawk]

: D

[jagged tendon]

Old brick, eggspectation and piglet look the best imo

[arctic hawk]

Old Brick's the first one the founder ever made, allegedly.

Each time I visit my friendo over there, I geet a borgar.

geet

[jagged tendon]

Geet gud

[arctic hawk]

Sometimes two, depends how many days I'm staying over.

[woven marsh]

I spent so much looking for pics of my food I am Hungary now

[jagged tendon]

There was a cafe/restaurant near my school where they made big ass borgars, bit expensive but they were fucking good

[arctic hawk]

Aye, we used to have that as well in highschool.

Kids would often skip classes by going there.

[woven marsh]

why did you eat ass borgars

I got another VG

[arctic hawk]

'Cause they big

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

tfw I just ate 30 minutes ago and now I'm hongry again

[woven marsh]

same

[arctic hawk]

Fahkin' borgars

[jagged tendon]

Same

[woven marsh]

hate y'all

[arctic hawk]

Same

Sa-me

[woven marsh]

ya be

[arctic hawk]

fa q

Screw it, gon' go make a smol sammich.

Canned pork meat, boiii

[jagged tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-heavy-sandwich-sandvich-gif-7578257

[arctic hawk]

And peeps wonder why I'm fat.

Ah, yes. Team Faboulous 2.

I watch that every month or so.

[woven marsh]

RIP kitty

[arctic hawk]

"Do you remember me?"
"Yes."

"Do youu rhmrhmhmbr mi?"
"sandwich"

[woven marsh]

Those shitposts were the best

[arctic hawk]

Aye.

[rocky star]

that's a classic

[jagged tendon]

What happened to kitty

[arctic hawk]

Ded

[woven marsh]

Died from Leukimia

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

[jagged tendon]

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

Someone remade it in honor of him

[arctic hawk]

I liked his school series.

[woven marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPV_3jkEpqI&ab_channel=TeamFabulous2Reanimated

[arctic hawk]

I'unno, man. It's not the same if it's not SFM.

[woven marsh]

it's not

but a cool gesture

[arctic hawk]

Eh.

[jagged tendon]

At least we still have the flying kitty

[arctic hawk]

Something about contorting clay models that just hits harder than twisted 2D.

[woven marsh]

Fine

I'll send my condolences to yer Kagaroo wife

[arctic hawk]

Thanks, mate

ded

[hazy kayak]

the last sfm parody I watched was Heavy is Dead

[woven marsh]

Well

that was an idiotic parody

[jagged tendon]

The heavy is dead?

[woven marsh]

off to hang myself

[hazy kayak]

Watch and lear-

crack

[woven marsh]

welp

time to binge watch shitty SFM YTPs

[jagged tendon]

I did it like this
kills a guy
That was a joke, lads

How to escape prison

[woven marsh]

And since we are hungry

I am going to order pizza

Look at me I am on the phone

[arctic hawk]

From borgars to early 2010s YTPs. A.K.A. Shitposts

[woven marsh]

right now I started calling

and I am hungry to the bone

This is what makes TF2 better than OW

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

OW has 3d Porn

[arctic hawk]

OW is good?

[woven marsh]

TF2 has this

[jagged tendon]

No

[woven marsh]

yatatatta ohahah

how do I unstuck a song

[arctic hawk]

You know DasBoSchitt?

[woven marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Libic29tjbs

Suffer with me

[arctic hawk]

Guess you don't.

Look up The GMod Idiot Box.

Iz gud series.

[woven marsh]

my tabs be like

I am a confused manchild

[arctic hawk]

My tabs be like

[jagged tendon]

https://youtu.be/HGkneTrwDmY

Little little man

[woven marsh]

I found two slices of Kielbasa and 4 squares of chocolate

Now I am watching a bunch of idiots fight it out on the streets while I eat this

[arctic hawk]

I'm watching Zentreya be 2D.

https://www.twitch.tv/zentreya

[jagged tendon]

Twitch

[arctic hawk]

Someone gave Zen 100k bits.

How much is that in $?

[jagged tendon]

Idk how much a bit costs

https://twitter.com/Vayneeee4/status/1353298287235751936?s=19

Vayneeee (@Vayneeee4)

Joshi Kōsei Drake😳
#AzurLane #アズールレーン

Retweets

340

Likes

1169

Twitter · Jan 24, 2021, 11:07 AM

[dapper plank]

i wanna see whats under there

[arctic hawk]

Pantsu

[versed terrace]

horni

call the horni police

@verbal talon

senpoi horni

[dapper plank]

[verbal talon]

https://tenor.com/view/police-trouble-oh-no-gif-7744617

In pursuit!

[dapper plank]

nuuuuu

[cobalt wyvern]

what did I miss

[versed terrace]

uh

senpoi getting arrested

so

not much

[dapper plank]

[verbal talon]

[blissful pulsar]

hmmmmmm

ok then

[dapper plank]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvO3vaWAGzg&ab_channel=ThirtyVirus

mmmmm

i hate roleplay as well

[rancid carbon]

@arctic hawk whats your guild name?

[arctic hawk]

Maverick

[woven marsh]

Did 24 hours pass already

[arctic hawk]

Doesn't feel like, really.

[rancid carbon]

.

fuck

wait is there a guild join limit after you quit

[arctic hawk]

10300/10600 oil

[woven marsh]

There’s a 24 hour cooldown timer

When switching guilds

[rancid carbon]

rwjgfpojrpeo

[woven marsh]

That’s it

Rip Charlie

Is it Charlie as in Charlie, or Charlie as in Charlie?

Sharlie?

How do you french

[arctic hawk]

Char-lee or Shar-lie

[leaden arrow]

NANI !? Senpoi being horni again !?

[frail bone]

spank lolicon

[arctic hawk]

[leaden arrow]

it's time for your rehab

[arctic hawk]

Y'know, I'm starting to like Zentreya.

He/she's an IRL shitposter.

[dapper plank]

[leaden arrow]

Jack, help me get the chain

[verbal talon]

https://tenor.com/view/birdie-street-fighter-v-chain-chain-swing-gif-16543666

[dapper plank]

[leaden arrow]

Hanz, get ze jailbus

https://tenor.com/view/cops-copchase-drift-gif-10527862

Takumi if he were a policeman

[rocky star]

[jagged tendon]

Big floof energy

[rancid carbon]

should I start using shoukaku?

[jagged tendon]

If you want

[rancid carbon]

how good is sh

she

[woven marsh]

Rookie numbers

Jokes aside, actually a good bosskiller

[woven marsh]

.

[jagged tendon]

She's dot good?

[hazy kayak]

I guess Taihou really helps if she procs enough

[rancid carbon]

Looks like I cna start using cranes

[hazy kayak]

Since Saiun + Ryuusei

[woven marsh]

It’s weird how apart from Akaga, paired carriers usually work better alone

Shoukaku is a good bosskiller

Hiryuu is better in PvP

[arctic hawk]

She's dat good.

[timber breach]

is it me or is her forehead a bit...................big

[woven marsh]

I need Yorkhead here rn

[leaden arrow]

lol

[timber breach]

LOL

[leaden arrow]

Botak has loads of it

[rocky star]

[arctic hawk]

Summoning @hasty kiln

[woven marsh]

Why do I have this picture of Jean Bart saved?

[rocky star]

[jagged tendon]

Why tf does Sho take more dmg but Zui takes less when paired

[rocky star]

because sho protects her sister

[leaden arrow]

It's literally Jean Bart's long lost cousin, she has the same artist and VA as well lmao

[jagged tendon]

Meanwhile Graf protects the whole fleet

[woven marsh]

And Shinano protects...

[leaden arrow]

the seafloor

[woven marsh]

Others from herself

[jagged tendon]

Shinano cant even protect herself

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

Even fortune does a better job of protecting

[leaden arrow]

She got stabbed by pointy sticks

[woven marsh]

[leaden arrow]

no, put the knoife down

[woven marsh]

🔪

[leaden arrow]

this is a knoife free zone, only firearms are allowed

[arctic hawk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/193843017117990912/679540022760046602/die.gif

[woven marsh]

🔫

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

Kaneko didn’t ask me if I had a loicense for that knoife

[rocky star]

[arctic hawk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/802278152369471519/zeppypewpew.gif

[leaden arrow]

this is Brazil, you need no loicense

[woven marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/bert-kreischer-i-am-the-machine-im-the-man-gif-16355416

https://tenor.com/view/bitch-russia-machine-comedy-gif-9148035

[leaden arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/russia-gif-13697634

USSR 2 when ?

[woven marsh]

USSR 1 hasn’t ended yet

[leaden arrow]

ooooo, I see that it was all a plot

[rancid carbon]

Im really surprised Carol never got buffed

[jagged tendon]

And never got the bunny suit skin

[rancid carbon]

I wish she'd get buffed

but eh, she was the free ship in fallen wings

[woven marsh]

I mean

Does she need a buff

She’s very much usable

[rancid carbon]

my formi is starting to deal more damage

she'll synergize with ark royal well

[frail bone]

yeah i think NC is in a nice spot rn

she does well what shes made to

[dapper plank]

nugget in jack in the box is the best

crispy

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/aaaaaa-screaming-letter-a-gif-15483247

[dapper plank]

wat

[frail bone]

you say those things when i just ate 2 boiled eggs and some rice

[dapper plank]

[versed terrace]

lmao these middle school asses

[dapper plank]

[versed terrace]

i like dsmp but lmao

who cares

who actually cares if people don't like this kind of content

the internet is huge

go to your little corner and enjoy the content that you like

[hazy kayak]

that's my motto

otherwise I'd be a normie playing valorant and genshin

[cobalt wyvern]

daily reminder that Essex's eagle is canonically called Mr. Eagle or Eagle-chan

[versed terrace]

yessir

[cobalt wyvern]

Essex lore

[versed terrace]

mr.eagle best eagle

[jagged tendon]

Cmon ive seen middle schoolers smarter than that

[hazy kayak]

9/15 Zara gun btw

20920 pts

[versed terrace]

lol

[versed terrace]

ik right

[visual mountain]

Still working on drake grind

[hazy kayak]

same

[versed terrace]

you got this

[visual mountain]

Time to do event

[versed terrace]

what stage is that

[visual mountain]

C1

[cobalt wyvern]

did some dorm redesigns @versed terrace

[frail bone]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s41YFeKAoA

[hot moat]

Let me innnn

[cobalt wyvern]

seeing that level of pvp is adorable

[rocky star]

[cobalt wyvern]

look how adorable that fleet is

[frail bone]

[rancid carbon]

HOW

How is it not letting you in

[hot moat]

1500, above 1500

[cobalt wyvern]

mfw

[dapper plank]

[frail bone]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUX_hrZ5mls

[hot moat]

I ran outta general plates to enchance my steam catas

[versed terrace]

[rancid carbon]

my hood is close to 110 for only 3 days worth of farming

[cursive tartan]

[jagged tendon]

https://youtu.be/eaPqPubjBlI

British: Smoke it, smoke it, SMOKE IT

[rancid carbon]

SHES ALREADY 110

SO FAST

[cobalt wyvern]

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/852/193/d71.gif Charli's Hood be like

[rancid carbon]

this was yesterday

this is now

oops

opjPIOJIOJG

this is now

Im also at 97% with monarch

[jagged tendon]

Where are you farming?

[rancid carbon]

c2

all day

[jagged tendon]

[versed terrace]

yea

my hood went from like 103 to 116

warspite and hood, the only two ships i used to monarch grind

theres only 2 sr retros

right?

the rest are either rare or epic retros

[rancid carbon]

hood and sandy tired

its time for dork and belfast to do the c2 grind

[versed terrace]

[sleek crest]

what's up lads

i havent talked here in a while

[cursive tartan]

lmfao

[versed terrace]

lol

wassup

🤟

lexgang

[jagged tendon]

[cursive tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/jotaro-ocean-man-jojo-dance-gif-14815629

[versed terrace]

[jagged tendon]

Ocean man

[versed terrace]

take me by the hand

[cursive tartan]

take me to the land

[jagged tendon]

He got a new hat but still fuses with the hair

[cursive tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-z23-ayanami-laffey-javelin-gif-19499954

javelin has the fly ability

ayanami has teleport ability

[rancid carbon]

How much exp is 97%

3k?

[jagged tendon]

Funny how Jav continues to float away

[cursive tartan]

phuni

[jagged tendon]

60k if I didnt do math wrong

[cursive tartan]

nani

[jagged tendon]

Was answering Charli

[timber breach]

stnks

[rocky star]

[cursive tartan]

oof

not worth all this oil

[jagged tendon]

Has anyone managed to destroy every boat in the fubuki daily?

[rancid carbon]

ALMOST THERE

I AM 7K GOLD AWAY

[dull rune]

Rossiya in her natural habitat

[rancid carbon]

shes home

working on champagne next, which Eagle ships should I work on

hm nevermind

I should do uhh roon next

rgjioergj I have tp waot 24 hour

s

[cobalt wyvern]

you know what you should work on?

dock space

[rancid carbon]

thats why I have to join a guild

with

[granite scaffold]

Nice, complete Colorado sisters

[rancid carbon]

tons of dock levels

[cobalt wyvern]

goodie

[hot moat]

[rancid carbon]

I pulled alot from fallen wings and didnt get washi washi

[granite scaffold]

idk

Cant remember if that was already in archives by the time I started playing

[rancid carbon]

I pulled in original fallen wings

[granite scaffold]

All I remember is that one of my first pulls was Intrepid, an event ship for a currently ongoing event then that had a name I forgot

[rancid carbon]

Who has a guild I can join that has tons of dock levels

?

[granite scaffold]

Almost a year ago

[frail bone]

i just have +2

[granite scaffold]

Well the one I'm in is working on dock space

[rancid carbon]

[granite scaffold]

Haven't checked the upgrade level yet though

[frail bone]

will get +4 pretty soon

[granite scaffold]

I think we're on +2

[hazy kayak]

Langley

[jagged tendon]

Got +4 atm, we working on it

[rancid carbon]

Holy fuck enterprise damage is still devastating

[granite scaffold]

cute

[fossil cape]

[jagged tendon]

For someone who likes to sleep she can go fucking fast

[versed terrace]

its been a month since guild 2.0 release right

[granite scaffold]

i guess

got around to checking @rancid carbon

[fossil cape]

[versed terrace]

f

[edgy nebula]

grind more

[hazy kayak]

f

[verbal talon]

orange man be roasting

[dapper plank]

im getting ||horni|| again

[visual mountain]

[arctic hawk]

Traitor.

[rocky star]

He is indeed a traitor

[verbal talon]

https://tenor.com/view/police-trouble-oh-no-gif-7744617

[arctic hawk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/415872267038490626/763003486815911936/akashi_hands.gif

[jagged tendon]

Only missing the 5 loggers on the 3 top left spots now

[cobalt wyvern]

slow day

but it's a Sunday so it's justifiable

[jagged tendon]

I wanted to do it at first but these things are so boring to do

[rocky star]

http://twitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/1353545628702429186 @hazy kayak

アズールレーン公式 (@azurlane_staff)

【着せ替え】
ブレマートン　アクションクルーズ
「ふん！はぁー！…ふぅ……指揮官？見学しに来たの？ふふ、アタシはともかく、この明石が用意したセットはすごいでしょ？」

重巡洋艦「ブレマートン」着せ替え、
Live2Dアニメーション＆追加ボイス付き仕様で近日登場予定！
#アズールレーン

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Twitter · Jan 25, 2021, 3:30 AM

[hazy kayak]

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

weafioujhwe0fiujwd hqnweo uhnreauofgsd}

[cobalt wyvern]

give Microlayer rerun

[rocky star]

L2D

champog

[cobalt wyvern]

I need to make up for my sins of not getting Brem while having the chance @hazy kayak

[rotund pelican]

WOOOOHOOO

[cobalt wyvern]

be sure to show me her new lines

if any of you get that skin

[jagged tendon]

if
Like rau aint getting it the second it comes out

[rotund pelican]

finally done with the fubuki skin, phew

[cobalt wyvern]

I entrust Rau to transmit the Brem lore to me then

[small grail]

good evening lexington gang

[cobalt wyvern]

have a happy 11PM

[rocky star]

1 am gang

[rotund pelican]

12PM Gang

[small grail]

its another lovely evening where all my friends decided they had something better to do then play video games

having a life must be nice

[hazy kayak]

awooga

well I'm not what I'm c00ming to tomorrow

[rotund pelican]

You'll get there eventually

[small grail]

ah thanks man

its just one of those days ig

so how's everyone doing with this event

i just finished d2

[kind heart]

32k points, 7/15 on Zara gun

[hazy kayak]

https://twitter.com/arito_arayuru/status/1353550763360837632?s=20

有都あらゆる🐣 (@arito_arayuru)

碧蓝航线爆裂更新新規布暴力待望奇襲衣服暴力的肉感上下隙無天地魔闘的構腕装備手甲的意匠的衣装激烈性癖熱戦団子髪型平時違魅力同様胸部装甲確定的良匂散布振母惇所持的母性相乗効果抱擁術圧死不可避表情差分笑顔向日葵的母性落差小悪魔的企画笑顔欲求爆発愛情全開好大陸性癖国交我絆永久不滅大感謝精

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Twitter · Jan 25, 2021, 3:50 AM

who wants to translate this hornypost

[small grail]

i can google translate it for laughs

[hazy kayak]

I can't read it but I bet it's horny

[rocky star]

28k 5/15

[hazy kayak]

imma use deepL

The new rules of the blue route burst update cloth violence to be expected surprise attack clothes violent flesh feeling up and down the gap without heaven and earth magic fight of the structure wrist equipment hand armor of the intention of the maker of the clothing intense sex fetish hot battle danzi hair type ordinary time against the charm of the same kind of chest armor sure of the good heater scattered Zhen mother Dun held by the motherhood of the compatibility effect embracing the art of pressure dead unavoidable expression differential smile face sunflower motherhood fall small devil's project smiling face desire to burst love full blast good continental sex fetish national intercourse I stumble to never die big thank you essence

Translated with www.DeepL.com/Translator (free version)

[small grail]

...whut

[rocky star]

sex fetish national intercourse

[small grail]

"intense sex fetish hot battle"

[kind heart]

I got 3 prints at 30k mark, I was at 4/15 before that

[rocky star]

blessed post

[fossil cape]

Bremerton skin

[small grail]

i remember when brem came out the fanart was only brem for like 3 days

[fossil cape]

L2D

[rotund pelican]

So I take that MM is going to get rerun first before Ashen?

[jagged tendon]

The skin doesnt make her look less like a thot tho

[small grail]

you're acting like we don't all know what goes on in the "counseling" sessions

[fossil cape]

nu, just that a series of skins is coming

[rocky star]

its almost chinese new year

[cobalt wyvern]

Blue Route @hazy kayak

sounds like a chinese knockoff version of AL

...oh wait

[rotund pelican]

chinese.....

[cobalt wyvern]

cloth violence

[small grail]

i'm trying to figure out what that could possibly have been meant to say

[cobalt wyvern]

Casca this is violence!

[rotund pelican]

[fossil cape]

checking, yus, chinese new year is the 12th of February

[small grail]

mark your calendars

there's about to be a lot of brem art

[kind heart]

that skin looks meh

[cobalt wyvern]

I mean hot take

I'm not a fan of New Year skins

this skin looks nice

but still

[small grail]

i mean thats a valid opinion

i don't agree with it

but its valid

[cobalt wyvern]

besides, what's the point of arguing about premium skins in a mobile gacha game

[small grail]

it kills time pretty well

[fossil cape]

gotta see what else comes

rm1 is horny

[jagged tendon]

Is NC popular in CN?

[hazy kayak]

don't think so

Yat Sen is the most popular kishiyo boat

[jagged tendon]

We never getting that bunny suit

[hazy kayak]

to be honest, NC and Wash are probably the least popular AL kishiyo designs

because honestly

[narrow compass]

NC bunny skin or riot !!!! ...

[hazy kayak]

Saint Louis, Yat-Sen, the Takao class

Washington and NC just can't compete

[jagged tendon]

Tbh I prefer NC over any Taco class

[hazy kayak]

oh yeah

also forgot Graf Zeppelin

and Azumommy

North Carolina is carried by the bunny suit schtick

Maya is probably the least popular kishiyoboat

followed by probably Choukai

[versed terrace]

maya cute

choukai cute

[hazy kayak]

although Choukai is like...

how do I put it?

[rotund pelican]

Washy because tomboyish....

then Baltimore came

[hazy kayak]

basically he copypasted a certain GFL design

[versed terrace]

lol

[hazy kayak]

AR-95 or something

and that's his personal favorite

[jagged tendon]

Tacos/Wash > Azuma > NC/Sanrui > Yat > Graf
Design wise

[hazy kayak]

so choukai is jsut a copy of that design

[rotund pelican]

well he did return right?

[hazy kayak]

nvm

Type 95

black tights, white and blue motif

[narrow compass]

ngl , bremmy boobs in that skin is pretty well rounded and full...

[hazy kayak]

I love china!

[narrow compass]

[kind heart]

Time to rent the Zara c00m skin

[rocky star]

[hazy kayak]

it hurts to look at

[narrow compass]

ahh , Kishiyo signature face ...

[jagged tendon]

Ok now I see why Kroto says Azuma's face is weird

[granite scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/802116756290011178.png?v=1

[jagged tendon]

From the front is whatever, from the side is just why

[granite scaffold]

'fight me'

yes I'm still on stage one of the event

mostly because i dont give a damn about it

[kind heart]

[rocky star]

[kind heart]

the event is trash, I'm just farming for 1 Zara gun

[rocky star]

same

[granite scaffold]

i want littorio but im more than satisfied with giulio cesare

[hazy kayak]

Azuma Live2D looks better

[granite scaffold]

and

i think i have enough SR battleships

this is more than I can ever use.

[jagged tendon]

Azuma's L2D special touch

[rotund pelican]

Deutschland L2D

[granite scaffold]

the rest of my BBs and BCs

[kind heart]

[granite scaffold]

same thing with bremerton and breasts.

I'm glad I didn't get her in my first event.

[rotund pelican]

[kind heart]

Raise your Richelieu

[rocky star]

[granite scaffold]

look at the level

rarity sorting just messed up the rest of the sorting for some reason

[rocky star]

not 120

[zinc valve]

rarity is just color

[granite scaffold]

top 2 BB/BC rows, lvl sort

[rotund pelican]

DoY

[granite scaffold]

I love the cursed image I have as my pfp

[zinc valve]

leveling up all ship at the same time?

[kind heart]

I'm working on Dork atm

[granite scaffold]

nothing to worry about, i never gave nevada quad guns

[kind heart]

Atleast give her triple 406 Mk6

[granite scaffold]

I have only one and it's taken

[jagged tendon]

On Hood?

[granite scaffold]

no

[jagged tendon]

Thank fuck

[rotund pelican]

[fossil cape]

We bfg shipfus now?

[zinc valve]

+6 blue aa, +0 gold

[granite scaffold]

aside from the SG radar, I kitbashed a 3D model of Hood to follow that arrangement

mostly

as you know, there should be more than one type of AA on a ship

[fossil cape]

Now the bottom rows

[granite scaffold]

Odin

wait

PR ship

[zinc valve]

F L E X T I M E

[kind heart]

[jagged tendon]

FdG, Monarch, Georgia and Gascogne on the first sshot and you only noticed Odin?

[kind heart]

Yo, what Dev level can I get fdg to with 100 prints?

[jagged tendon]

/devbp

[leaden arrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/512967149975896084/697348939774689361/devbp.png

[fossil cape]

Middle rows

[jagged tendon]

14

[granite scaffold]

Here, my Hood, Renown, Dido, and Alabama kitbash

don't worry, when I find the time I will update that with Amagi's 41cm guns

[rotund pelican]

to go even further beyond

[jagged tendon]

[granite scaffold]

complete Colorado set

QE skin pretty much no one cares about

[rotund pelican]

to go even further beyond

[fossil cape]

[rotund pelican]

jk

[jagged tendon]

Except mostly everyone cause her default is 🚮

[granite scaffold]

hmm

i dont use her

[kind heart]

My lazy ass can't even be bothered to raise ships for w13, too much of a hassle

[granite scaffold]

my lazy ass can't even be bothered to bring this up to lvl 60 for OpSi and gear lab

[kind heart]

Commander exp is easy

Just use full fleets

[jagged tendon]

Is the x2 still on for you guys

[kind heart]

2x efficiency pack? I never used mine

[jagged tendon]

Meant x2 xp for under lvl 60

[granite scaffold]

I can also show my 2 sub fleets if you wanna see

[woven marsh]

Can’t believe Rau predicted Bremerton skin

[kind heart]

2 sub fleets
commander level 59
Excuse me what the frick?

[granite scaffold]

why

[kind heart]

why do you want to raise 2 sub fleets?

[granite scaffold]

just so my submarines have a place

[kind heart]

You'll be short on their gear for a looongg time

[granite scaffold]

ik

especially with that fat red hair over there

[kind heart]

Doesn't matter anyway when you can only use 1 fleet at a time

[jagged tendon]

[granite scaffold]

what

[rotund pelican]

[jagged tendon]

If anything she saves you gear

[granite scaffold]

would like to know how

[jagged tendon]

Only has 1 gun that can use and comes with it

[granite scaffold]

ah

[rocky star]

god fucking stink bugs

[granite scaffold]

fair enough

[rocky star]

my hand smells like shit now

[hazy kayak]

By my whim and will we have a Bremerton live2d

[rocky star]

pola

[kind heart]

Did you take a break from the game after Microlayer Medley?

[granite scaffold]

Avrora is my only SN ship

[granite scaffold]

why

[jagged tendon]

Youll get a 2nd next month

[kind heart]

No, it's just I also started playing during Microlayer Medley

So did izumochad rau

[granite scaffold]

oh ok

and you guys are high

[woven marsh]

The whole channel is high

[jagged tendon]

You 2 make me realize how lazy I am

[kind heart]

High

[rotund pelican]

Always

[woven marsh]

I don’t know what on

But high

[granite scaffold]

levels

ohhh

i get what you guys thought i meant

[kind heart]

Depression

[jagged tendon]

Started on hololive, stopped for a while, came back on medley and weaker than you

[woven marsh]

[hazy kayak]

glad I didn't chip in for any of the virgin gregorian new year skin

[granite scaffold]

started on microlayer medley almost a year ago

took a break after bismarck event

[hazy kayak]

and now we have chad chinese new year skin

[granite scaffold]

went back to try obtaining shinano

failed

went back to break

[hazy kayak]

They're gonna have a kashino skin

[granite scaffold]

came back after guild 2.0 release

[hazy kayak]

not doing so would be a mossed opportunity

[kind heart]

[jagged tendon]

Year of the Cowshino

[woven marsh]

[jagged tendon]

How are you not frozen yet