lexington-general

[arctic hawk]

Ye, Myth always fails.

[untold light]

3rd try, 3rd fail

[rough turret]

[rocky star]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/737639005000171561/801824050217091122/image0.gif

[arctic hawk]

ohey, Varia.

Anyway.

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/801873954624634930/image0.gif

[rough turret]

[hasty kiln]

sex man

[ripe aspen]

What the fuck™

[jagged tendon]

Yes Laffey, beat the shit out of her

[arctic hawk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/801917767115735070/sz1bshm8w2661.gif

[hazy kayak]

Honestly

I forget what AP CA is the best one

[ripe aspen]

Welcome to Lexington

[arctic hawk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/737332786343706724/787888782392819722/1607917507059.gif

[jagged tendon]

Watson concotion

[hazy kayak]

uhm... I heard split opinions

some say Ironblood, some say Eagle

[untold light]

It's the one you just crafted

[hazy kayak]

sweet

[woven marsh]

Roongun

[arctic hawk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/785584090157809715/ezgif.com-crop.gif

[untold light]

In reality I think it's better against Heavy and the SKC is better against medium

[rotund pelican]

Guess I'll craft my self one for Balti too

[woven marsh]

[visual mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/watson-amelia-amelia-horny-holomyth-hololiveen-gif-18558682

[hazy kayak]

sweet

[arctic hawk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/468719321087082516/693314877888004126/Knifekagi.gif

[woven marsh]

New ones have some terrible drawbacks

[visual mountain]

Kagi cut

[woven marsh]

like reload

[visual mountain]

Or damage

[hazy kayak]

crafted two

[woven marsh]

[hazy kayak]

gonna go on the Baltimore-class

[visual mountain]

Damage is fucked by reload

[woven marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/community-chan-allowed-ok-yes-gif-5022426

[hazy kayak]

(my roon guns are going to the stronger ships like PRs, don't tell my wifes)

[untold light]

It's like 0.30s of reload, calm the fck down armchair theorists

[kind heart]

Hey Kroto, +1 Hit at 120

[arctic hawk]

I was not aware #booster-general was a thing.

[woven marsh]

Wives*

[hazy kayak]

wifes

it adds comedic effect

[rotund pelican]

Our wife

[woven marsh]

Finally. A useful ship

[rotund pelican]

Jk

[woven marsh]

What does Conte give

[rocky star]

rld

[hazy kayak]

she likes it more with me

[kind heart]

+1 rld

[hazy kayak]

for the record

[arctic hawk]

I don't think you're ever gonna top you claiming Bremerton is wife material, you can stop trying to be funny now.

[woven marsh]

Can she be any less useful

[hazy kayak]

Bremerton is wife material though.

[woven marsh]

Jesus Christ they cucked her hard

[arctic hawk]

She really isn't.

[woven marsh]

Bremerton is big sis material

[untold light]

She really is

[hazy kayak]

now kiss

[woven marsh]

But not onee-san

Like

Cool Big sis

[hazy kayak]

nee-chan

[rotund pelican]

Gives advise

[woven marsh]

Ye

[arctic hawk]

advise

[untold light]

That's some nicest art

[woven marsh]

Incest*

[kind heart]

Is that in this server?

[hazy kayak]

Cavour is a chestlet

[jagged tendon]

Giulio art

[hazy kayak]

she should feel bad

[arctic hawk]

y[e]

[untold light]

gratz kroto

[woven marsh]

One more reason she is bad

[kind heart]

Lemme see

/join booster-general

[leaden arrow]

No such club exists.

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

I’m glad at least Verd gives her some love

[woven marsh]

Sucks to be known as “the worst ship”

[jagged tendon]

Who?

[woven marsh]

Conte

[jagged tendon]

Ah

[untold light]

3rd VIP commission today

[jagged tendon]

She's cute

[woven marsh]

One guy promised to oath her

[kind heart]

Wait a sec, I'm not a server booster

[woven marsh]

He didn’t follow through

Cunt

[jagged tendon]

[rotund pelican]

[woven marsh]

Oh btw

[arctic hawk]

Such content.

[hazy kayak]

Is there any craft that requires gold gunpowder?

[jagged tendon]

I would oath Trento if I had a ring

[hazy kayak]

like torpedos?

[rocky star]

great you can talk with torva

[woven marsh]

Remember we were talking about Tiramisu

[hazy kayak]

iunno

[arctic hawk]

who

[woven marsh]

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

It’s all cracked after a few days

[arctic hawk]

days

[jagged tendon]

Its a brick

[woven marsh]

The guy who ruined pogchamp

[woven marsh]

2 is still “days”

[arctic hawk]

Care to gimme a sit-rep?

[kind heart]

I don't like desserts

We go spicy

[woven marsh]

But I made it

[arctic hawk]

weirdo

[rotund pelican]

Don't mind if Ido

[woven marsh]

Ido

[rotund pelican]

[untold light]

I mind if you don't

[arctic hawk]

#BringTheJokeBack

Good lad.

[woven marsh]

#ReturnTheBitch

[arctic hawk]

Lass.

Whatever.

[kind heart]

Nothing weird in disliking sweet food. I like fruits tho.

[woven marsh]

Weirdo

[jagged tendon]

Wasnt it BringBacktheBitch

[arctic hawk]

Weirdo.

[woven marsh]

Also I stopped feeling spices

[woven marsh]

Fucking delhi restaurants

[arctic hawk]

Actual one's #ReturnTheBitch
#BringBackTheBitch was my interpetation

[jagged tendon]

Ah

[arctic hawk]

We're snooPING.AS usual.

[visual mountain]

[rough turret]

Peak EN hours. Thank you for the entertainment

[kind heart]

[ripe aspen]

[untold light]

/mute 180829689487687681

[leaden arrow]

You do not have permission to use this command

[untold light]

😔

[rough turret]

Hey let me try that

[untold light]

no dont

[jagged tendon]

[rough turret]

/mote 306753664054329346

[untold light]

[ripe aspen]

[arctic hawk]

Would've been funny if Varia's was a double of Salty's number.

[rough turret]

[ripe aspen]

[woven marsh]

So

Double the salt

[arctic hawk]

So

[woven marsh]

Double the crying?

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

Oops

[arctic hawk]

Speaking of Kroto putting on the wrong gif.

[jagged tendon]

Pokerseus

[arctic hawk]

When the hell am I actually gonna get Lil' Bel from the banner

[ripe aspen]

ツ

[woven marsh]

Don’t have one either cos y’know

[rotund pelican]

Wish banner

[arctic hawk]

At this point, yes.

[jagged tendon]

Columbia

[woven marsh]

When’s her event?

[untold light]

She's so cursed without bubblegum

[arctic hawk]

Ye, Salty's right. Why is the best Cleveland so far into the story?

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

W4 isn’t that far

[frail bone]

[arctic hawk]

Good joke, fam.

[woven marsh]

[untold light]

You forgot Birmingham exist

[jagged tendon]

He said the best not the worst

[cobalt wyvern]

I knew Someone would say that

[rotund pelican]

Birmingham is far

[arctic hawk]

Why Ash though

[rotund pelican]

had a stroke

[arctic hawk]

You have insights into the Ashes timeline when you stroke out?

Who's the next one, then?

[untold light]

Wasn't it because she's in Ashen ?

[rotund pelican]

Yes.

[arctic hawk]

I know at least one person on here'll be happy if the next Ash is

[jagged tendon]

ash royal

[cobalt wyvern]

did you see TF2 Spy Richelieu? @arctic hawk

[rotund pelican]

[untold light]

Follow by Ashterprise

Ash Carriers

[arctic hawk]

Well, that joke failed.

[jagged tendon]

Finally got Ark from this event too

[arctic hawk]

Fahk.

Ok, round 2.

[rotund pelican]

[cobalt wyvern]

did you?

[arctic hawk]

Regular Takao

Ashen Takao

[cobalt wyvern]

I want everyone in the multiverse to see TF2 Spy Richelieu

[woven marsh]

Ember

[arctic hawk]

Ashen Takao*

[woven marsh]

Ember

[untold light]

Ember

[jagged tendon]

🔥

[arctic hawk]

Why.

Ashen Takao*

[untold light]

[rotund pelican]

That works too

[frail bone]

wtf

Curlew has MGM 1+

[untold light]

yes

[arctic hawk]

Dunno why, but I think Demoman would fit Richelieu better.

[jagged tendon]

Gib best sister

[cobalt wyvern]

Demoman is Glasgow

[woven marsh]

That's not even the good part

[untold light]

She's not black, not scottish, not cyclops

[frail bone]

glasgow doenst have retro

[woven marsh]

She is sco'ish

tae fok

[frail bone]

[arctic hawk]

Exactly. Perfect fit.

[jagged tendon]

Glasgow
not Scottish

[untold light]

touché

[woven marsh]

lad, u k?

[arctic hawk]

Gotta be more inclusive, y'know.

[jagged tendon]

[untold light]

Yes Kroto France is in Scotland my bad

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

The frenchies are all scottish when no one's looking.

[woven marsh]

tae fok is salt on boot?

[arctic hawk]

komendee

[cobalt wyvern]

komendehr

[arctic hawk]

Haven't heard a butchering of the word "Commandar" that bad...ever

[woven marsh]

Komandant

[cobalt wyvern]

tfw he doesn't pronounce Jean Bart

[ripe aspen]

wait how tf did u not have her

[jagged tendon]

When the germans are sick

[arctic hawk]

Gin Baht

[untold light]

Jin Bart

[woven marsh]

Jean Baguete

[jagged tendon]

I swear I had her

[arctic hawk]

You already have Formidable, the fuck you mean

[cobalt wyvern]

Cardinal of Iris Liberal

[jagged tendon]

Formi is the worst one

[arctic hawk]

Tighten our bohn

[arctic hawk]

So you have chosen death.

[jagged tendon]

Vicky's skin is just perfect

[untold light]

She's the best one once she put her swimsuit on

[woven marsh]

swimsuits

[arctic hawk]

Imagine thinking bikini skins improve a ship's appearence.

[jagged tendon]

Formi's swimsuit 🚮

[rotund pelican]

[woven marsh]

I only like 2 or 3

[jagged tendon]

Ruined her hair

[untold light]

No one fckin cares about the bikini

[woven marsh]

Kashino's, Icarus', and maybe Jeanne's

[cobalt wyvern]

@arctic hawk I have Rise from Persona 4 voicing Essex

[arctic hawk]

plsno

[jagged tendon]

Trento's, Surcouf's and Jeanne's

[woven marsh]

Icarus and Jeanne just have cute skins

Kashino is Cow

nuff said

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/good-hair-day-cow-hair-sass-sassy-gif-4536864

[untold light]

Trento's
Surcouf's

[jagged tendon]

Also give Amagi's a casual skin, a swimsuit is the last thing I see she would wear

[woven marsh]

Yes

It's such a weird skin

I don't even see it as an Amagi skin

[arctic hawk]

Georgia's swimsuit
Every other swimsuit 🚮

[untold light]

I was afraid she would get a swimsuit, but it wasn't as bad as I thought

[untold light]

Skin is still very nice

[cobalt wyvern]

too late, suffer with me now

[woven marsh]

It's a nice skin

It's a bad Amagi skin

[untold light]

wtf is that english dub

[arctic hawk]

As if I'm gonna click "play" on that.

[cobalt wyvern]

@untold light it's AI

[jagged tendon]

I love xmas skin

[untold light]

no

[arctic hawk]

I love the little "found coins" animation

[woven marsh]

I'll make 2 more exceptions to horny skins

[untold light]

Coolest part

[cobalt wyvern]

@untold light @arctic hawk

[woven marsh]

||NoCal and Washy Bunny suit skins||

[cobalt wyvern]

here's how I made these cursed vids

[rotund pelican]

......

[jagged tendon]

NoCal yes, Washy... meh

[untold light]

Bunny outfits

[cobalt wyvern]

anway, that's all I got

[rotund pelican]

What should washy wear then?

[cobalt wyvern]

nothing

[woven marsh]

Bunny skin

[untold light]

The kimono she has in that loading screen

[cobalt wyvern]

I can make MLP characters voice AL characters

now question is

do i WANT to?

[rocky star]

[arctic hawk]

For you Nurnberg fans out there, have a smol chest one

[jagged tendon]

[untold light]

It's not Nurnberg

[arctic hawk]

Fuck it, go full Slaneesh

[rotund pelican]

Never gonna erase from my memory that she has a heartshape behind her

[cobalt wyvern]

gonna say it was your idea @arctic hawk

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/burn-elmo-for-the-glory-of-satan-hell-meme-gif-9221018

[kind heart]

It's a good memory

[cobalt wyvern]

chaotic energy @arctic hawk

[woven marsh]

http://talkobamato.me/synth/output/e14b86ada8227e8095c9c805bea68ded/obama.mp4

[cobalt wyvern]

thanks Obama

[woven marsh]

fucking Obama doesn't know how to say "Formidable"

Thanks, Obama

[arctic hawk]

If I'm gonna be remembered for such cursed content, might as well let the world burn.

[cobalt wyvern]

what made Obama say "Skins"

[woven marsh]

AL

[jagged tendon]

Who tf does he even say

[woven marsh]

Formidable has the best default skin. Swimsuit Formidable sucks more than the entire German navy did.

[jagged tendon]

Lol

[arctic hawk]

As a Formidable simp, I couldn't agree more.

[woven marsh]

Obama can't lie

Obama only speaks truth

[cobalt wyvern]

ok before I unleash MLP AL upon this innocent world @arctic hawk

[arctic hawk]

Obama wasn't programmed to lie.

[cobalt wyvern]

let's make Medic voice some German ship

[jagged tendon]

Should have been the Italian navy, at least the germans sank smth

[arctic hawk]

Odin

[cobalt wyvern]

alright

[woven marsh]

oh no

zis is not gud

[arctic hawk]

If we're gonna go cursed, go in hard.

[rotund pelican]

Uber

[arctic hawk]

Harder than Mjolnir peentrating whatever it's aimed at.

[woven marsh]

aw fuckbuckets

[hazy kayak]

https://twitter.com/Marshall_Kino/status/1353303563632427009?s=19

マシャルK (@Marshall_Kino)

ポーラ #アズールレーン

Retweets

130

Likes

325

Twitter · Jan 24, 2021, 11:28 AM

[jagged tendon]

[hazy kayak]

Lord Marshall, I kneel

[woven marsh]

FAQ

[rotund pelican]

[woven marsh]

This is fake Obama

Prove he's the real one

Tell me his last name

[arctic hawk]

Wish I could speak whatever language he's

[untold light]

He bombed Iran, it's the real one

[kind heart]

Gib Dunkerque-like casual skin

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

@cobalt wyvern What's the site, I actually have a cursed idea

[cobalt wyvern]

15.ai

[arctic hawk]

uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh

[cobalt wyvern]

just google "15.ai"

[arctic hawk]

o

It werk'd

[woven marsh]

why did you twerk?

[jagged tendon]

Swimsuits can be good if done right
But casual skins take the cake

[woven marsh]

I kinda wanted those 2 casual skins that released side by side

I just forgot whose

[kind heart]

Ark and Georgia swimsuit

[woven marsh]

Which one was with the camera

[cobalt wyvern]

if it gives you a 422 error when generating the audio then just try again @arctic hawk

[arctic hawk]

Hail this man, for he speaks The Truth™

[untold light]

It doesn't matter the theme, if the skin is good, it's good

Like Formi's swimsuit

[woven marsh]

fuk I can't remember

[jagged tendon]

Casual or swim?

[woven marsh]

Casual

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

One was gamer themed

another one was on the bridge or smth

Blonde hair

[jagged tendon]

U96 is gamer

[arctic hawk]

Curse this man, for he speaks the untruth™

[woven marsh]

Reeeee my head hurts

I can't name the ship but I can imagine it

Next tier brain damage

[untold light]

Look I didn't like Formi's swimsuit at first either.

But then I grew up

[jagged tendon]

Only camera one it comes to mind rn is Surcouf's swimsuit

[arctic hawk]

threw up*
Fixed that for you.

[woven marsh]

I don't like it cos it ruins what I like about her

Cool, long, flowing hair

Cute maid like dress

[untold light]

It ruins nothing

[arctic hawk]

The hair, the lack of maid outfit, the feet not being hidden

3 things ruined.

[hazy kayak]

more sports skins please

Giulio, Brem, Reno

who else...

[untold light]

The hair is nice actually
Why would you put a fucking maid outfit at the beach
whatever nobody looks at feet

[cobalt wyvern]

wow Medic Odin sounds so cursed @arctic hawk

[hazy kayak]

Yoizuki if you're a sick fuck

what was the purple Akizuki-class called

[arctic hawk]

Told you.

[rocky star]

z46

[untold light]

And why the are you all calling it a "maid" dress

[rocky star]

[untold light]

It's not maid at all

[hazy kayak]

if you're a sick fuck, yes

[cobalt wyvern]

Lusty-class aren't maids you dambs

[woven marsh]

@jagged tendon I remembered

[rotund pelican]

Gothic lolita?

[woven marsh]

I thought it was Chaser and it were

[cobalt wyvern]

gamer gaming skin

[hazy kayak]

I was cool with viersechs until I saw jailbait art

[woven marsh]

I like those

[hazy kayak]

Send Chaser boob flap skin

[woven marsh]

What Jailbait art

[rotund pelican]

Ohhhh those Mcsisters

[woven marsh]

Z46 is pure and cute

[untold light]

Can't even have a proper name

[woven marsh]

And if they release another L2D I'm buying it for yet another smile

[cobalt wyvern]

viersechs refuses to show up in medal exchange

[woven marsh]

[hazy kayak]

https://twitter.com/Gilles_Doreeee/status/1353352208138477568?s=19

DORE (@Gilles_Doreeee)

HAPPY NEW YEAR💃
#アズールレーン
#AzurLane

Retweets

170

Likes

485

Twitter · Jan 24, 2021, 2:41 PM

[cobalt wyvern]

Nurnberg so tall

[hazy kayak]

artist perception

[hazy kayak]

Nurn probably reaches Peter's shoulder

while having the same chest size

because zelda

I bet Cheshire is also short

[cobalt wyvern]

SMHHH TOO SHORT FOR THE BOOBA

SMHHHHHHH

😤

😤

[rotund pelican]

Yay free 2k coins for dupli frame

[rocky star]

[jagged tendon]

Looks pretty cute

[frail bone]

how do i beat Frostnova

[rocky star]

[jagged tendon]

Drunk elf

[untold light]

Spending everything on Hiryuu huh

[rocky star]

why not

you need 10k more points for those last 4

[woven marsh]

It’s only natural I murder that

[jagged tendon]

Glory of Niples and Formi's but not Giulio's

Burn it down

[hazy kayak]

Glory of Nipples

[woven marsh]

Probably rented

[hazy kayak]

yes please

[jagged tendon]

I can only use Formi from the rented but its the worst one

[woven marsh]

[cobalt wyvern]

you can see that he got Carabiniere today

[woven marsh]

Another day without Dork or Pola

[rocky star]

I rented zara booba

[ripe aspen]

How good is Giulio Cesare?

[rocky star]

pretty bad

[frail bone]

fak you frost nova

[cobalt wyvern]

just need Conte to drop

[visual mountain]

Which stage was that again ||the last one?||

[frail bone]

yeah

[visual mountain]

Oof

That stage was hell

[cobalt wyvern]

finally my favorite AL quote

[visual mountain]

Even with half my team as 6 stars

[arctic hawk]

Same

[frail bone]

where do i get Carbon Packs

[rocky star]

new leak

[frail bone]

i cant build a lvl 3 fac

[woven marsh]

Septuple

[cobalt wyvern]

Si!

[visual mountain]

Not sextuple

[arctic hawk]

FR: Yes

[woven marsh]

I wanted Sex

[rocky star]

no sex

[arctic hawk]

Kroto confirmed wizard

[woven marsh]

Pretty sure that's no news

[rocky star]

[brisk plaza]

@cobalt wyvern I am informing you that I shall steal your luck tomorrow 👍

[arctic hawk]

British thieves be like

[jagged tendon]

Time to give Surcouf a break and go full wolfpack

[rocky star]

u-37

[arctic hawk]

YAS

Got AVE

[cobalt wyvern]

@brisk plaza you can borrow it for now

[arctic hawk]

Now I'm just missing Cousin Vinnie.

oright, and Blue Zara

fahk

[woven marsh]

Canadian*

[arctic hawk]

I know what I typed.

British peeps be like "Terribly sorry, chap. But I must kill you now."

Canadians be like "Oh, terribly sorry I shot you, sir."

[woven marsh]

He’d make a really bad Spaniard

[arctic hawk]

AVE again.

[woven marsh]

ave

[arctic hawk]

Got 2 Queen Lizzies and Nelson, of all gals.

Also a Hiei.

[woven marsh]

Same

Scrapped her

Again

Fuck hiei

[jagged tendon]

Why does Nero want a bird so bad

[woven marsh]

All my bunnies hate hiei

[arctic hawk]

And the obligatory 2 Nevadas.

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

I'm missing blue Zara and Cousin Vinnie.

[hazy kayak]

with pleasure

[woven marsh]

I was waiting for that

[arctic hawk]

85

[woven marsh]

Is there a Laffey x Hiei episode in any of the comics

[jagged tendon]

Think so

[hazy kayak]

Hiei is the perfect woman archetype

yamato nadeshiko

what is not to love?

[woven marsh]

Idk man, perfect women don’t get rekt by bunnies

[jagged tendon]

Think if rau got isekaid to AL, he would die on the first day from exhaustion

[woven marsh]

First day?

I give him less

There’s almost 500 girls

And more than ⅓ are fuckable in his opinion

[jagged tendon]

He doesnt want to fuck the lolis so less than that

Yeah

[woven marsh]

150 is still a lot

[jagged tendon]

2 Akagi, 2 Taiho and Junyuu would run him dry

[kind heart]

but hentai MCs are supposed to have infinite stamina

[arctic hawk]

Why do you assume he's be MC?

[hazy kayak]

I am the MC

[kind heart]

[jagged tendon]

He's be

[arctic hawk]

That's why he's not MC.

[hazy kayak]

protagonist

shujinko

[arctic hawk]

More like shiujin.

[versed terrace]

good morning

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

I don’t think she cares she has 0 HP

[versed terrace]

[jagged tendon]

She's too drunk to die

[rocky star]

local bunny too angry and drunk to die

[woven marsh]

HP is just a number

[arctic hawk]

TIL I have 6 quad mag torps

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

Using 4, 2 are +0

[jagged tendon]

Think ill have to switch back to surcouf for a sec, 37 cant do enough dmg to daily boss

[woven marsh]

How bad are your subs

[arctic hawk]

Also, is London kai a better gunboat than a torpmachine, or vice-versa?

[jagged tendon]

Not that bad tbh but shes lvl 74

[woven marsh]

London Kai is a Laffey strapped to a CA hull

https://twitter.com/azurelanebot/status/1234600302147522561?lang=en

r/AzureLane (@AzureLaneBot)

The source of London's ridiculous FP (London, Laffey) #AzurLane https://t.co/AiirjpoUgE https://t.co/ixMqQOBLoQ

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Twitter · Mar 2, 2020, 10:03 PM

[woven marsh]

What about the rest?

[woven marsh]

[jagged tendon]

Wait, gonna slap the dildo on 96

[woven marsh]

Should be more than enough

[rocky star]

how are you losing

[jagged tendon]

not enough dmg

[woven marsh]

How

[jagged tendon]

You tell me

[woven marsh]

At this level it’s 2 barrages + a pair of torps

[rocky star]

is your u-47 red skill maxed?

she usually kills the boss by herself

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

Are you using up more than 4 torps before boss?

[jagged tendon]

4 exactly

[woven marsh]

What’s the damn issue then

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

Can you show what’s happening?

Sate sate

[arctic hawk]

So, gun or torp?

[rocky star]

gun

[woven marsh]

no

G U N

[rocky star]

pew pew

[woven marsh]

G U N

[arctic hawk]

Fine, which?

[woven marsh]

She just shreds through waves like hot butter through a knife

Wait what

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

Must be some really hot butter

[jagged tendon]

Done

[woven marsh]

How did one sub die

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

There’s no damage

[jagged tendon]

Forgot about 47's oxy so switched 37 into a depth charge

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

Keep the twin 127 for now

[jagged tendon]

Naganami learning with the brits

[woven marsh]

pass the luck

[visual mountain]

[neat flicker]

It was fan, 2 DDs in enemy team died by torpedoes which was directly launch to their smokescreen.

[rocky star]

[jagged tendon]

How many points is it to buy the whole store? Not including or Conte

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

Did they sit broadside?

[neat flicker]

Yep

[woven marsh]

[neat flicker]

And stood in smokescreen without any movement when I tried to catch them with torpedoes

[arctic hawk]

kek

[kind heart]

Cola 🚮

[visual mountain]

Kill her

[kind heart]

I don't understand why people drink cola.
It burns when drinking
It has a bad taste
It has a bad after taste
Literal trash

[rocky star]

[frail bone]

cuz it has a refreshing taste maybe?

[kind heart]

It doesn't have a refreshing taste, just thinking of drinking it makes me nauseous

[woven marsh]

It’s just sparkling water

That tastes weird

And too sugary

[kind heart]

I actually learned about sparkling water just last year, I don't understand why it exists

Like, just drink normal water

[sudden moss]

is sparkling water not the same as mineral water?

[woven marsh]

No

There’s sparkling mineral

And there’s just sparkling

[sudden moss]

never saw only sparkling water

[woven marsh]

Sparkling means it has CO2

[sudden moss]

cuz mineral is naturaly sparkling

[woven marsh]

Add CO2 to water

[sudden moss]

i get it

smh

no need to say the same thing 3 times

[kind heart]

Nanoda lvl 100
3 million xp to go

[woven marsh]

Enough to grind Azuma

Again

Why are people complaining about the PR grind

The real grind is ship levels

[kind heart]

My Azuma is level 105

somehow always summons Nero

[woven marsh]

The rule of doog

[hazy kayak]

Cola is refreshing and sweet and fizzy

it feels great when cold

aaaaaaaaaaah

I feel like Nero has smth against me

well, more like I'm aware

oh well

[arctic hawk]

cola
refreshing
I dink Cola whenever there's nothing sweet in the house.

[hazy kayak]

https://twitter.com/xixih13/status/1353252929034014722?s=19

. (@xixih13)

#アズールレーン

Likes

189

Twitter · Jan 24, 2021, 8:06 AM

[kind heart]

no emoji for the rest

[hazy kayak]

https://twitter.com/Vayneeee4/status/1353298287235751936?s=19

Vayneeee (@Vayneeee4)

Joshi Kōsei Drake😳
#AzurLane #アズールレーン

Retweets

287

Likes

932

Twitter · Jan 24, 2021, 11:07 AM

I'm not a fan of Vayne's take on drake

It's too cutesy

Drake should be more lively

being a privateer and all

[kind heart]

I'm not a fan of all the Azuma fanarts out there, they're just ass

[frail bone]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViD9UHkTeHY

[woven marsh]

that's his shtick tbh

And nothing beats his Helena

[hazy kayak]

I just feel it doesn't fit Drake

[woven marsh]

Don't even care for others

[hazy kayak]

let me find the most popular non swimsuit drake art in pixiv

it's not even her default!

[rocky star]

booba

[hazy kayak]

the most popular default drake art has her nipples showing

ok what's the most popular sfw one

[cursive tartan]

Ah yes

I d o n t s e e N i p p l e s

[woven marsh]

Captain fluffs about to get fluffed

[cursive tartan]

Wait

Hat

What

Nani

How do you get the names in the basement

[hazy kayak]

nvm

[woven marsh]

Basement

[cursive tartan]

Oh

My dorm is named basement

[woven marsh]

It's @kind heart's Dork

Friend names show up

[cursive tartan]

"dork"

[woven marsh]

if you turn it on

[rocky star]

basement lmao

[woven marsh]

Dork

[kind heart]

D||uke of Y||ork

[cursive tartan]

If we had enough character limit on the name I would name it your mom's basement

A hyes

You wanna know something infuriating

Fucking poki played azur lane

Idk man but that **** annoys me every time

[kind heart]

Poki?

[cursive tartan]

The "twitch celebrity"

Also

The "simp magnet"

The "10 y/o trickster"

Do you agree

[kind heart]

Uh, I don't follow anything related to twitch

[cursive tartan]

Me neither

But she has YouTube

And I searched for azur lane stuff

[kind heart]

Ohh, pokimane?

[cursive tartan]

And saw her video

[woven marsh]

Yes

🅱️okimane

[kind heart]

It's an old video, it's a trash video.

[cursive tartan]

Ik

[frail bone]

pokimane

delete

[cursive tartan]

I prefer the Kizuna Ai screaming in English to promote azur lane

[frail bone]

perish

[rocky star]

I forgot how slow it is to solo CA

[cursive tartan]

We must defend our motherland the Weebs against the Simpnation

[kind heart]

I know about pokimane through pewdiepie vids

[frail bone]

2kg of makeup -pokimane

[cursive tartan]

Also she be magnet

Also

Carson did a great job infiltratiing and talking her diary

Yes

Carson did infiltrate

Nice job

We must resist the temptation

Yo

[kind heart]

Use gunboats bruh, with secondary guns like London, Bremerton and Zara.
I never use something like Sanrui or Roon solo.

[cursive tartan]

Fact

[rocky star]

by slow I mean

[cursive tartan]

I was todays year old when I learnt that warspite didn't have animal ears

[rocky star]

speed

actual speed

[woven marsh]

Only Sakura have ears

everyone else is fake

[cursive tartan]

Yes

[leaden arrow]

Wtf, Thot talks in my Holy flexington channel

Begone!

[rocky star]

can't dodge anything

[woven marsh]

just tank bruh

[cursive tartan]

We are talking about how to defend azur lane against those toths

[woven marsh]

[leaden arrow]

Good, kill them with holy napalm bombs

[kind heart]

I'm too depressed to care about shit like pokimane and stuff

[woven marsh]

Kirov Reporting

[leaden arrow]

We need Blitzkrieg 2

[cursive tartan]

And since I work for the anti-simp defence department I will proudly defend Weeb nation against simps

Speech 100

[leaden arrow]

Weeb is the ultimate form of culture

[cursive tartan]

Fun fact

There are albacore lewd doujins

Illegal

[woven marsh]

Albacore is lewd enough to be banned as in

[rocky star]

do you believe

[woven marsh]

on this server

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

[leaden arrow]

Yes, and I've seen them all

[cursive tartan]

Bte

Btw

[leaden arrow]

Don't ask why or how

Ll

[woven marsh]

Lethal

[cursive tartan]

Why have they decided to fucking make a loli wear nothing

[leaden arrow]

Weight reduction, lol

[woven marsh]

Hydrodynamic

[cursive tartan]

I mean look at the u boots they have tons of gear

And alba nothing

[leaden arrow]

Ease of movements

[woven marsh]

Superior German Engineering

[cursive tartan]

Or maybe "try to find out who is a lolicon"

[rocky star]

[leaden arrow]

Ah yes, the German Albacore

[cursive tartan]

碧蓝航线

哈哈哈

Ooos

Oops

I guess no one talk chinese except me

[leaden arrow]

Hey Max, how is life in the slavland

[cursive tartan]

Btw

[leaden arrow]

I can read a bit of Chinese

I just succ at it

[cursive tartan]

I can still return to China and go the Yostar HQ

[woven marsh]

First one is AL

[cursive tartan]

But

Covid

Rip

[woven marsh]

I've see it too many times

I know how it looks like

[cursive tartan]

Saäd

[woven marsh]

Second one I assuming is laughing

imagine laughing in kanji

[cursive tartan]

Imagine being kanji

It's chinese

So its

[woven marsh]

don't care

[cursive tartan]

ah yes

[woven marsh]

Kanji

[cursive tartan]

Btw

？

and

?

[rocky star]

¿

[cursive tartan]

Are different

[leaden arrow]

sips in ricefields

[cursive tartan]

「Chinese bracket」#2

Yo

[woven marsh]

wå†

[cursive tartan]

Warspite figure when but I don't have money

ẞ

Scheiße

[woven marsh]

ß

[cursive tartan]

ẞß

[woven marsh]

ªªªªªªªªªªªª

[cursive tartan]

ª

º

ü

This is ze German cost gard

"we are sinking!"

What are you sinking about?

[leaden arrow]

Lmao

That ad

[cursive tartan]

https://youtu.be/yR0lWICH3rY

Yes

[leaden arrow]

"Zis is ze German coast guard, what are you, zinking about?"

[woven marsh]

Anyone posted the lighthouse copypasta yet?

[jagged tendon]

Red clouds means you cant pass through
Spoot:

[woven marsh]

I almost forgot to buy the Pasta dorm set

Red clouds work weirdly imo

some of those are passable

some aren't

[jagged tendon]

The obstacles in general

[woven marsh]

some should not be passable

but then we have QE who likes to walk on islands

and Warspite who walks on clouds

[jagged tendon]

Wait until someone clips through the stronghold boss walls

[versed terrace]

lmao

[woven marsh]

248 Dorm coins left

Pasta Nimi

This is not how you paint

Put the gun down

[jagged tendon]

The spoot train

[woven marsh]

Choo Choo Despacito

[versed terrace]

lol

[kind heart]

noob

[woven marsh]

Amagi skin

[jagged tendon]

Noseero not oathed, what a noob

[woven marsh]

no, it's

noSEErooh

dum

Now burn that fleet down

[kind heart]

Torp memes are so easy nowadays that I don't even have to reset anymore

[hazy kayak]

Shimakaze on SCB rerun

I can feel it in my meat

[jagged tendon]

Could have at least removed the retrofit part

[woven marsh]

The only time I renamed a ship

[rocky star]

same

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

Same ship, even

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

I only know it's not my Laffey cos mine is not in any fleets

[rocky star]

[arctic hawk]

I return to this video every once in a while https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMY_SUuobww

[woven marsh]

It's not full auto?

[arctic hawk]

This is --------------------------

[woven marsh]

The guy's daaaamn at the end is so

soul crushing?

[arctic hawk]

Happens when someone who thinks they're right gets proven wrong.

[woven marsh]

Hey, hey, no full auto in building.
It's not full auto.
It's not?
switches Chaingun to mobile turret mode
THIS IS

[arctic hawk]

A-10 be like

[woven marsh]

A-10 is a different meme

This is simple

Your gun goes pew pew

my fucking gun goes

https://tenor.com/view/brrrrt-bret-a10-warthog-gif-18817481

[arctic hawk]

One more Smii7y video, then PS4.

Dunno what it is about Golf It, but a 20 minute video can feel like 5 minutes.

[kind heart]

I just realized that Azuma is almost complete at dev25

[woven marsh]

Dev also gives stats

same as enhancing

so y'know

[kind heart]

dev22

[rocky star]

oh shit getting the 3 stars gives you 2

[kind heart]

I'll focus on fdg after Azuma is dev25

[woven marsh]

Oathed Juneau in PvP

[rocky star]

that frame is mine

[woven marsh]

At least I had Zara and Formi Maxed

So would only Need purins for Littorio

Did PvP with 20 seconds left on the clock

[kind heart]

[rocky star]

[frail bone]

tomorrow

i enter once again

in the grind fields

[cobalt wyvern]

tfw rare mention of a RN sub

[woven marsh]

FAQ Enterprise

[cobalt wyvern]

wtf KrotoMax uses a cancer fleet

[frail bone]

Italian sub huh

[woven marsh]

It's not on defense

[cobalt wyvern]

I mean I shouldn't be surprised

but still

[woven marsh]

Everyone uses a cancer fleet on attack

[cobalt wyvern]

well yeah, good by me then

I mean I don't have Amagi

so I can't really make a cancer fleet

[woven marsh]

The most cancer one can go

but y'know

I kinda want to retire Warspite from PvP

cos I really want to use 2 shells on her

to murder sirens, chungus and guild bosses

What ship will I never use outside of PvP

Small Chungus

[kind heart]

You don't need Amagi to make cancer fleet

JavelinJav

[woven marsh]

Hiryuu, OwariDa, Shinano
Azuma, Nanoda, Noshiro

it's not a good fleet

but it's actually cancer

You will be annoyed by it

[woven marsh]

Schiff 100 is not 100

[kind heart]

Yes. A wall is always annoying

[dapper plank]

Ohayougozaimasu

[woven marsh]

👋

[rocky star]

[cobalt wyvern]

what's your idea of a cancer fleet then

[woven marsh]

This

[rocky star]

I think zara doesn't like starving

[woven marsh]

I...don’t think this guy understands what a loli is

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

Send her over, I'll punish her as well

[kind heart]

Hiryuu, Yukikaze, Juneau with some flexible stuff like Azuma, Noshiro, Nagato, Shinano, Warspite, fdg etc

[woven marsh]

Just ships that are annoying to deal with

[kind heart]

Basically walls

[woven marsh]

OwariDa as well

she can sometimes time is so annoyingly

[dull rune]

I like fighting those fleets. Free MVP for my Reno

[woven marsh]

As I have said

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

they aren't good fleets

But by god do you just want it to be over with

Real Admiral Lower Half

I guess I did lose a bunch of attempts again

Time to buy coob

I have 1 coob

[kind heart]

I've fought Nephy's fleet so many times in PvP, I just don't remember what they were

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

well

no oil

[frail bone]

[woven marsh]

not planning to open another mail

time to go speedrun OPSiren