lexington-general

[woven marsh]

I need coins

a lot of them

idk who to level now

Ark it is

[jagged tendon]

Purin on exchange, now is mlb

[woven marsh]

[fossil cape]

If only this were a hint to a skin for Le Triomphant some day https://twitter.com/Yuugen_99/status/1352147881864560640

ゆーげん (@Yuugen_99)

うわああぁぁぁぁぁぁのアルターさんから『ル・トリオンファン』のフィギュアがでますよーー！うれしい！ぜひ買ってくださいね( *´艸｀)
原型師：槙尾 宗利氏(本体+艤装)　ウサギ氏(艤装)
彩色師：鉄森 七方氏(本体)　みうら おさみ氏（艤装)
#アズールレーン
https://t.co/hsMeCpUdXQ

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one of the few french girls without one

[woven marsh]

Isn't that the default

[fossil cape]

yus

but i meant at least her artist seems active

[woven marsh]

oh

If only all artists were like Z46's

We'd have an L2D only game

pray for me

[leaden arrow]

damn that boss fleet tho

expensive

[fossil cape]

[jagged tendon]

49 oil just on the backline

[fossil cape]

fleet 1 is just for stat padding, fleet 2 will do all the job

[hazy kayak]

Bremerton skin by halcon pleeeeeaaaaaase

[woven marsh]

it's like 23 oil

[leaden arrow]

i meant ur boss fleet not mob

[woven marsh]

It's also 23 oil

[leaden arrow]

gl

[fossil cape]

not using fleet 1 at all, only for padding

[leaden arrow]

i c now

as u can see im a doubter since i didnt understand what u meant

but still gl, hope u can do it cuz thats a huge oil save

[woven marsh]

22 oil, actually

My man look at stats

This is C2

Anyone can 1:1 it

Like, I can do D3 if I start throwing level 1 commons at it

[kind heart]

I forgot to put back the heels on sandy

[woven marsh]

Expensive

Fine, I'll try

FAQ Cappu

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

Remove all cats button doesn't work

[kind heart]

Kitakaze should be ready by the next event to take Suzutsuki's place in farming.

After Kitakaze is 120, I'll use Tashkent muse

[woven marsh]

34 oil

If it works

I'll be blessed

[jagged tendon]

[glossy crag]

love how I'm probably the weakest one here and everyone just flexes on me

[frail bone]

[hazy kayak]

flex back

that's what I said when I started playing AL

[woven marsh]

Nobody gonna flex on you

this is Flexington

[hazy kayak]

I will, if you want me to

[woven marsh]

We flex on other servers

[hazy kayak]

I'm 3 days and 2 months of way of having played Azur Lane 4 a year

it's been a while, huh

[frail bone]

i need

more xp

more oil

more grind

[hazy kayak]

use mahans

[frail bone]

https://tenor.com/view/suzuhara-lulu-virtual-youtuber-stare-cute-anime-gif-17097662

[kind heart]

I need the FUCKING ZARA GUN

25.5k points, 4/15 on Zara gun

[hazy kayak]

lucklet

[kind heart]

Lucksack

[jagged tendon]

I need fucking Zara

[frail bone]

today

i bring Weser to 119

[kind heart]

I don't wish for things out of my reach

[jagged tendon]

Not fucking her

[kind heart]

Just Zara in general is out of my reach

[jagged tendon]

Only got Pola and Giulio besides Trento and Conte but does arent gacha rng

[hazy kayak]

Not fucking Zara would be a disservice

[jagged tendon]

Cara, Zara, Lumbering and the one which I forgot the name

[frail bone]

my theory was right

Weser just turns into a murder machine with Bismarck

[jagged tendon]

KMS without Bisko
KMS with Bisko

Specially Tirpitz

[woven marsh]

Idk man

At some point a whole Zara gangbang gets old

Too many Zaras

[hazy kayak]

Neptune semi-lewd on the TL today

nice

[woven marsh]

I can’t do cheaper

And my ships are either 120 or 80

Can’t even level

[frail bone]

those guys from GPH and the tier list

cant even notice

Weser's true power

[woven marsh]

The skin adds extra power

[frail bone]

8 days remaining to start W13

[rocky star]

Just missing pola

Also those are some medals

[woven marsh]

[woven marsh]

Drako

You switched to

To punch my Pasta

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

We had enough of your shit

[rocky star]

It's time to chew ass and kick bubblegum

[frail bone]

u-81 360 no scope headshot

[rocky star]

I need to raise the punching machine's affinity

She likes me more if I let her beat the shit out of people

[visual mountain]

https://youtu.be/ANFFPLSOe1k?t=110

[jagged tendon]

What they're the same size as Rushia as she's notto pettan

[hazy kayak]

Can't show full image because cooch

and even when it was showinh her foot, bot kept censoring

[rough turret]

[hazy kayak]

you can frankenstein the rest of the image with your imagination

[rotund pelican]

Requesting for the whole package

[frail bone]

red man lurking

[rough turret]

Did you know asking for lewds is ?

[woven marsh]

Red man saw feet

Red man appeared

[rough turret]

Today on lexi learns a valuable lesson

[hazy kayak]

that's foot

[frail bone]

[hazy kayak]

but it shows too much thigh

[frail bone]

does Varia likes them aswell?

[rough turret]

Or Sai. specifically

[rotund pelican]

[woven marsh]

It’s actually a cute nep

When it’s cropped

[hazy kayak]

pink undies btw

[frail bone]

[rocky star]

[rotund pelican]

[rough turret]

@rotund pelican but yes all jokes aside. Do refrain from asking here. Do it in DM's if need be

[woven marsh]

We know

Are you assuming we are dumb

Smh Varia

[leaden arrow]

Hallo

[woven marsh]

[frail bone]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/802280320552009788/ZaraWank.gif

[leaden arrow]

aaaa, Red Man appeared

wat did you do

[woven marsh]

Posted Foot

[rough turret]

I assume you are yes Kriti

[leaden arrow]

yes, I saw that

[hazy kayak]

Krutu

[rough turret]

Krata

[rotund pelican]

Will do

[woven marsh]

Varia talking to imaginary friends again

[leaden arrow]

Maxy

[jagged tendon]

So if you use sub support 2 times in the same spot before exiting they become chinese

[woven marsh]

How specific

[leaden arrow]

ah yes, accidental isekai

[frail bone]

https://tenor.com/view/lulu-suzuhara-にじさんじ-nijisanji-dr-kawashima-gif-18735939

[woven marsh]

Why does she always look so

Lost

And confused

[jagged tendon]

Ikr

[verbal talon]

Why was red man here

[hazy kayak]

blue drake research

117 drake prints left

[rotund pelican]

She's always on the zone

[rough turret]

[hazy kayak]

20 for Champagne

[rotund pelican]

The gamer zone

[verbal talon]

Ah! Red man!

[rough turret]

U late Jack

[leaden arrow]

nobody asks that

[rough turret]

[woven marsh]

Bonk da red man

[leaden arrow]

Red Man needs offerings

[verbal talon]

[leaden arrow]

[jagged tendon]

Oh nice it shows more now when you click emotes

[woven marsh]

I offer him my bonks

[frail bone]

[leaden arrow]

[woven marsh]

Always did

[verbal talon]

Kroto bonk him

[woven marsh]

[jagged tendon]

Didnt for me

[verbal talon]

[frail bone]

[verbal talon]

We are bonking the red man

[rotund pelican]

[woven marsh]

Traitor!

[rough turret]

[leaden arrow]

hides under the blanket

[rough turret]

weird fetish y'all got bonking the red man

[rotund pelican]

Nees to get that affinity

[woven marsh]

I can't look at WeirdChamp

[verbal talon]

Red man horni!

[woven marsh]

I see that guy

everytime

[frail bone]

[rough turret]

[hasty kiln]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/528197562998718474/798931770334117918/798646945153417237.gif

[leaden arrow]

one does not simply asks that question when dealing with flexington

[frail bone]

Varia pulled the Torva

[leaden arrow]

[frail bone]

[rough turret]

[verbal talon]

[leaden arrow]

[frail bone]

Torva killed pog champ for me

entirely

[rough turret]

[woven marsh]

Same

I mean

Twitch killed PogChamp as well

[leaden arrow]

[woven marsh]

And in any case, who needs PogChamp when we have

[leaden arrow]

Imma just........commit weeb

[woven marsh]

ChamPog

[leaden arrow]

slc

[woven marsh]

It's SLC's Birthday

[leaden arrow]

weebchamp emote

wer

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

Say Happy Birthday now

[rotund pelican]

Party Shiyo timeee

[rough turret]

[woven marsh]

Or else

[frail bone]

PANTSU

[woven marsh]

How does one man have so much power

He appropriated an emote

[jagged tendon]

Hey Kroto you said that abyssals have 2 fleets to restore from the defeat debuffs
Are they in the fog near the start?

[woven marsh]

Yeah

basically

[rough turret]

[woven marsh]

what are the special tiles?

You need to go through the top anyway

use the special tiles

or if there are none - just go top

[jagged tendon]

Alright

[rocky star]

and punch them

[woven marsh]

Jump pads and speedy things lead you directly there

13+13+1+2+11

too much

[frail bone]

i have the sisters now

[woven marsh]

[rotund pelican]

Yatsen be their adoptive older sister

[woven marsh]

They actually speak Chinese on CN

[frail bone]

[rotund pelican]

Lol

We will never see the end

Just like EVA 3.0+1.0

[frail bone]

now i need Yat Sen

and hopefully

devs will add more fleet makers

cuz

[woven marsh]

1.4 oil per token on D3

[frail bone]

6 inst enough

[woven marsh]

and 1.1 oil per token on C2

[rotund pelican]

Quick mafs huh

[leaden arrow]

meffs

[woven marsh]

I already use 2 LB0

[leaden arrow]

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

Oh he absolutely does

[rotund pelican]

Spacious indeed

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

33 oil for Fleet 1
40 oil for Fleet 2

still somehow worse than D2

C2 is impossible to beat

It has always been the most efficient

and now it has 15 more points

[rocky star]

my fleet 1 is 28

[woven marsh]

how tf

[frail bone]

Torva be like

https://tenor.com/view/satania-satanichia-gamer-think-gross-gif-11987909

[woven marsh]

What are you running

[rocky star]

fleet 2

filled to the brim

[woven marsh]

oh

[rocky star]

lb0 mahans

[frail bone]

[woven marsh]

Lb0 Nagara and Mikazuki

still 40 oil

[hazy kayak]

just read really nice graf zeppelin fanbook

[woven marsh]

[rocky star]

[hazy kayak]

from 2018...

but how was an english translation posted just now??????

Graf shoulda been a PR

[jagged tendon]

Oh Ds are 2 light cruisers, was thinking how the hell you get 1k EVA with CAs

[woven marsh]

Nah

Graf was actually built

[hazy kayak]

was she finished?

[woven marsh]

Kinda

kinda not

[leaden arrow]

nope

[rocky star]

god if it was 2 heavy cruisers I would just

[leaden arrow]

not really finished

[woven marsh]

PRs are true paper ships

[leaden arrow]

just floating

[rocky star]

commit dead

[jagged tendon]

She was launched but half finished

[woven marsh]

Like

Roon wasn't even a planned ship

It was a turret blueprint

that's it

[leaden arrow]

[woven marsh]

Roon is your triple 203mm

Wargaming just extrapolated

[jagged tendon]

Roon pulled a reverse Gnei

[leaden arrow]

Roon is just based off of the turret

[woven marsh]

off of

[leaden arrow]

want me to go full German

[rocky star]

[leaden arrow]

then again, Soyuz-class was not finished either

cus Adolf paid a surprise visit

[jagged tendon]

Chapa wasnt even finished until after the war

Or Centaur

[leaden arrow]

Soviet Navy mostly just escort convoys and stuck in Leningrad, Sevastopol, etc.

not all, but some

some ships were never finished either

[woven marsh]

Soviet

[jagged tendon]

Ships in Sevastopol
Gustav:

[woven marsh]

Navy

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

Choose one

[leaden arrow]

they do things

[woven marsh]

Like start revolutions

[jagged tendon]

The Ivan navy

[leaden arrow]

like..........serving as artillery batteries in Leningrad

[woven marsh]

Just send Ivan with a grenade

[leaden arrow]

YEEEESS

OP asf

[woven marsh]

He swim to ship

He attach grenade to propeller

[leaden arrow]

Ivan too stronk

[woven marsh]

Propeller die

Ship stop

Ivan land on ship

Ivan capture ship

now it's

OUR ship

[leaden arrow]

make it a grenade infused Stalinium

ship be gone

[woven marsh]

Stalinium infused grenade

How can it explode then

if stalinium can't be damaged

[jagged tendon]

You throw it like a rock, not supposed to explode

[woven marsh]

Ivan threw a grenade

It killed Hitler

then it exploded

Killed the entire nazi Germany

[rocky star]

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

This is how the war actually went

everything else you heard is propaganda

[jagged tendon]

They were almost at Moscow but then saw Ivan

[leaden arrow]

Thanks, I just choked on my rice

very cool, Max

actually true though

[woven marsh]

Hirohito said the same thing

The Germans approached Moscow

then they saw Ivan

and another Ivan

and also Ivan's brother - Ivan

and Ivan's cousin - Ivan

[leaden arrow]

[jagged tendon]

[leaden arrow]

so many Ivans

too powerful

[woven marsh]

Reverse Blitzkrieg

[rotund pelican]

[leaden arrow]

Glorious Ivans

also, why is dis in my recommended section
https://youtu.be/psDuhb5g3Rw

[woven marsh]

Wat

[leaden arrow]

Youtube why

[jagged tendon]

Cause GuP has an abridged version

"Who wants me to send a rocket up their ass"

[kind heart]

[leaden arrow]

nice one that is

[rotund pelican]

Expensive it is

[leaden arrow]

"We're getting attacked by a cute little Panzer, fucking adorable like a puppy.......KILL IT"

Hanz always delivers

[kind heart]

Fuck it, I'm going for gold fdg

[woven marsh]

I am going to C2

[jagged tendon]

"No, im not defending german superiority. Im stating the fucking obvious"

• every wehraboo

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

D3 is getting on my nerves

[hazy kayak]

take blue drake research

[kind heart]

Research focus II

[leaden arrow]

"I took balistics in school"
"Fascinating subject"
"Things go up"
"Things go down"

[leaden arrow]

ah yes, I like that subject too

coh2 voicelines are just........

[rough turret]

[woven marsh]

Was about to ask someone for that

[jagged tendon]

"Roses are red, violets are blue... im stuck on the eastern front AND SO ARE FUCKING YOU"

• Ivan probably

[edgy nebula]

actually rhym

[jagged tendon]

How does the recommendation for lvl 100 on commissions even work
Worked for one but didnt for the next

[edgy nebula]

uh

it pick your lvl 100 that's not used

and some other

[jagged tendon]

Yeah it should but didnt

[edgy nebula]

that fullfil the lvl

[jagged tendon]

Gonna try something next time I have 2

[kind heart]

Clear your lvl 100 from hard modes

[jagged tendon]

U556 isnt on any hard mode and was free

[kind heart]

[edgy nebula]

lol

[kind heart]

Did she fit the requirements? Were subs usable in that commission?

[jagged tendon]

And if hard mode influenced it, why did it pick Eugen

She's lvl 100 so yes

[rocky star]

does it take secretaries?

[jagged tendon]

Think so, else I have a few more lvl 100s of different types either way

[rocky star]

no clue

[kind heart]

.

[jagged tendon]

Considering that I picked her up manually, yes she fits

[kind heart]

🍝 code then

[jagged tendon]

Been like that since Tosa hit lvl 100

[kind heart]

So, uh..I put AP gun on Richelieu.

Littorio ded in first salvo

[rough turret]

Turns out AP is infact effect against big boats

[kind heart]

[rocky star]

[kind heart]

I always put HE on Richelieu for her skill

[jagged tendon]

Ngl bit weird seeing torps coming out of the backline

[kind heart]

Subs?

[jagged tendon]

Odin

[kind heart]

Underwater missiles

51 gems from commission today

[woven marsh]

4 of them!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z6Mhlv4QLA

[brisk plaza]

Almost done 😭

[brisk plaza]

After b3 will grind a bit for the coins need littiro and conte from the shop also cara

[woven marsh]

"Do you want a destroyer or a cruiser?"
"Da"

[kind heart]

I've gotten around 10 Conte drops from map

[frail bone]

Tashkento

[kind heart]

ура

[brisk plaza]

Does both go as a answer cause RNG is trashing me and not gotten conte yet

[woven marsh]

I think she’s from B3

So y’know

[woven marsh]

Funny knowing you probably used ypa and not ура

[hasty kiln]

y pa

[kind heart]

[hasty kiln]

yo pa

[leaden arrow]

It's the adopted Stalinium

[woven marsh]

It’s a cruiser

[kind heart]

I converted Gboard to russian just to write that

[woven marsh]

It’s a destroyer

No!

It’s a Comrade

[woven marsh]

No difference

Unless it’s capitalised

Ypa Ура

[kind heart]

It wasn't capitalized

[woven marsh]

k к

[brisk plaza]

Cara and Vincenzo are destroyers
Cruisers are littiro Zara Pola
Cl might be Trento and conte ?

[kind heart]

Littorio and Conte are BBs

Zara, Pola and Trento are CAs

[brisk plaza]

Thanks for the correction cappu

[kind heart]

[hasty kiln]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/528197562998718474/800627822052769842/1610318834130.gif

[rocky star]

[hasty kiln]

tocc till

[kind heart]

Ye Essex, that Persy deserves it

[hasty kiln]

force her to do speedrun hard map from C to D

[woven marsh]

Booba too big for CL

[rotund pelican]

Strassex

[arctic hawk]

What's the OG art of that?

[rocky star]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-peter-strasser-gif-19862803

[arctic hawk]

Thank

8k oil, still trying to get my reserves back up

Would've been 3k if I didn't get the store oil

[woven marsh]

C research

[arctic hawk]

Fairey Albacore for Formidable, right?

[woven marsh]

Ye

[arctic hawk]

Thank

[arctic hawk]

oo, a 60% off of a yellow book. Naisu

[arctic hawk]

Gambatte. 2 more stages and you get an italian MILF

[brisk plaza]

Will 100% b2 in the amount of oil i have

[woven marsh]

be me
have a friend in the waitlist for 2 days cos no free space and nobody to delete
Click accept out of habit today
it accepted

mfw someone unfriended me

[brisk plaza]

Thanks

[hazy kayak]

If someone wants to give me a christmas present

https://twitter.com/madhands_tweet/status/1352915483301842945?s=19

H Y O （フィギュア原型師） (@madhands_tweet)

【 お知らせ! 】
一ヶ月ぶりに「通販」が行えそうです！近日開催。

・ブレマートン 1／12 可動カラーレジン

前回、急で買えなかったとDMを多く頂きましたので
余裕を持ってのお知らせ！

業者様による生産、今回分にて一区切りとなります。以降は未定です！
#アズレン #アズールレーン

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Twitter · Jan 23, 2021, 9:46 AM

[arctic hawk]

The squatting one to remind you she a thot.

[hazy kayak]

she's my lovely, gorgeous, well-endowed wife, you mean

end of conversation.

[arctic hawk]

thot*

[hazy kayak]

END OF CONVERSATION

[arctic hawk]

I agree, but not when you tho||ugh||t.

[kind heart]

26.7k points, 4/15 on Zara gun

[rocky star]

[kind heart]

Zara doesn't come, her gun doesn't come either

[woven marsh]

Yeah I am on C2 now

Some chad can run 1:1

25 Fleet 1
67 Fleet 2

Which makes it 1.3 Oil per point

still meh but better than mine by a lot

[kind heart]

I don't remember my fleet cost

[brisk plaza]

Mine is 71 oil per run

[rocky star]

[arctic hawk]

My BFG Division's oil cost went up by 2.

79 per battle

[frail bone]

you cant make a thot into a wife

[arctic hawk]

Fuckbuddy, sure.

Wife...eeeehhhhh

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

TIL Bismarck is my most used ship.

She reached max EXP.

[rocky star]

9 9 9

[woven marsh]

[rocky star]

666 if you turn them around

[jagged tendon]

Nein

[arctic hawk]

Guess it's Tirpitz' turn to lead the BFG Division.

[cobalt wyvern]

let's hope for the best @arctic hawk @hazy kayak

[arctic hawk]

A gold one that takes just 8 hours?

Nanithefuck

[cobalt wyvern]

just spent 8000 coins

[cursive tartan]

nice

[arctic hawk]

Ah.

[cobalt wyvern]

216k coins rn

[arctic hawk]

Thought it was free for a sec.

[cobalt wyvern]

it's fine it's fine

Sunday is tomorrow

[arctic hawk]

'Cause the free ones usually take 12 hours to complete.

[cobalt wyvern]

gonna recuperate all that spending easily

[cursive tartan]

different nero

[arctic hawk]

And I was like
Sumimasorry, but nanithefuck

[cobalt wyvern]

Saturday is unironically the best day to be doing large spendings

[arctic hawk]

I'm...actually the only active Nero on here.

As far as I know.

[cobalt wyvern]

because Sunday dailies

[arctic hawk]

Me: 8320/10600 oil
Sunday:

[cobalt wyvern]

oh yeah

bum rushing C rn

[arctic hawk]

At least I'm done with 3-starring.

[cobalt wyvern]

ye

[arctic hawk]

I just run SP and D3 once a day now.

Already got What's-Her-Name on the very first D3 clear.

Wasn't even a boss drop.

Conte di Cavour?

[jagged tendon]

Conte?

[rocky star]

she drops like candy

[arctic hawk]

So her, ye.

Only got'er once, but that's enough for me.

[jagged tendon]

Got her on my first run on B1

[arctic hawk]

iDon't mind using s for MLB.

...when I have them

And now Queen Lizzie drops from D3.

Seems I might be completing the pizza these days.

18/20

[arctic hawk]

@hazy kayak 30k sync points are required to fully upgrade

At least that's how much it took me.

[hazy kayak]

ight

[arctic hawk]

@woven marsh Do I keep the Fairey Albacore, or do I upgrade them to Fairey Barracudas?

[woven marsh]

You keep the purple

[arctic hawk]

Should I make a 2nd?

[rocky star]

keep one for formi skill

[woven marsh]

no

[arctic hawk]

Or put a Barracuda instead?

[rocky star]

no need for more

[woven marsh]

literally no one else needs it

oh

and always 3rd slot

DO NOT put the Albacore in slot 2

[arctic hawk]

So, a fighter, Barracuda and the Albacore, in that order?

[woven marsh]

Worse Efficiency

And it increases its own efficiency

Second slot for better planes

[arctic hawk]

May I have an example?

[woven marsh]

Helldiver/Cuda/Albacore if you're clearing

Hornet/Ryusei/Ryusei or Hornet/Ryusei/Albacore if you're killing some high level bosses that have planes

Ryuseis are theoretically better

[arctic hawk]

I can spare a Hellcat, a Seafang, an A6M5 Zero and a Messerchmitt for fighter slot.

[woven marsh]

but I like the flooding gimmick

Hellcat

or a DB if you don't care for AA

Royal Navy and their Essays

Okay so

25/68
1.3 oil per point

it's not THAT bad

[arctic hawk]

Does she benefit from 2 catapults?

[rocky star]

if you dont use ryusei ye

[arctic hawk]

Are they overkill otherwise?

I do have a Ryusei, turns out it was on Akagi.

Which I don't use much these days.

[rocky star]

nah it's just that you use the gas to make ryuseis faster so they hit the target before her slow fades away

[woven marsh]

Yeah

She will miss everything otherwise

You can time other carriers to her

[arctic hawk]

I got a hellcat, ryusei, albacore and 2 steam catapults on'er for now.

[woven marsh]

Watch her miss all the torps

[arctic hawk]

Fine, what am I replacing the 2nd catapult with?>

[woven marsh]

It’s always 2 Catapults

The only exceptions are Formidable

And healers

[arctic hawk]

Rudder? Radar? PENIS(Venus) pearl? Tools?

[woven marsh]

Aviation Gasoline from Core Shop

I just sent you

[arctic hawk]

okthen

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

It’s only 500 core data as well

[brisk plaza]

Time to get littiro i suppose 😂

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

Pros of Conte:
Cheap
Easy to MLB
Cons of Conte:
||It's a Conte||

@frail bone

[jagged tendon]

Not buying Littorio until the last day in case I get her from build

[arctic hawk]

Guess I know where I'm doing the "upgrade gear" daily for a while.

[cobalt wyvern]

it ain't much but it's honest work

[kind heart]

I got her from the builds.
0 Zara and Formidable still

[cobalt wyvern]

I don't do event builds anymore

[jagged tendon]

Join the club (except I dont have )

[cobalt wyvern]

just Light builds

[arctic hawk]

Hello, suffer buddy @cobalt wyvern

[kind heart]

FBIOpenUp

[cursive tartan]

ah i see

[cobalt wyvern]

I'm not suffering? good for you @arctic hawk

[cursive tartan]

ander fan as well

[cobalt wyvern]

this isn't a race, FdG ain't going anywhere

[jagged tendon]

2 Porras, 1 Giulio and Conte/Trento from doing the event

[woven marsh]

Warspite Requiem Chan

[cursive tartan]

ive talked to you before

im tyan

[arctic hawk]

So, is Requiem the retrofit of retrofit?

[woven marsh]

Well

[cobalt wyvern]

another Warspite loyalist?

[cursive tartan]

no, a jojo abuser

[arctic hawk]

Oh, right.

[woven marsh]

The event claims that she wants a retro

so

[arctic hawk]

He needs to be babtised.

[woven marsh]

bab

[cursive tartan]

im a jojo abuser

so

[arctic hawk]

C'mere, @cursive tartan

bab

[cursive tartan]

i cannot live without jojo references

bab.

[jagged tendon]

Babspite

[woven marsh]

I remember the tyanroon

I don't remember when we talked

[cursive tartan]

yes it is me

[woven marsh]

or what about

[cursive tartan]

me too

[woven marsh]

Too many people

[cursive tartan]

i think

[woven marsh]

[cursive tartan]

you called a mod on me

lol

[woven marsh]

[cursive tartan]

cuz i said a random word

[woven marsh]

I did WHAT

[cursive tartan]

i think

[arctic hawk]

lmaorandom

[jagged tendon]

Kroto calling a mod

[arctic hawk]

What, did you trigger Kroto or something?

[cursive tartan]

no

[arctic hawk]

Damn.

Would've been funny.

[cursive tartan]

i said a word against the rules by accident

i was insulting myself

[arctic hawk]

Which?

[cursive tartan]

M Y S E L F

[arctic hawk]

o.

I did that as well, but still got a warn anyway.

[rough turret]

[arctic hawk]

Mods being mods, I guess.

See

He knows.

It was Light, though.

Not Varia.

So Varia's fine by me.

for now

[rough turret]

tbf. Even if insulting yourself it would just be seen as a way to bypass the rule to use said word. But erh.

[woven marsh]

I found that convo

Varia was in chat

[rough turret]

gonna go back to opsi now

[woven marsh]

and just told you not to use that word

that was it

Also you had trouble understanding wtf a login animation is

now I remember

[cursive tartan]

yes

and

[woven marsh]

I'd never call a mod on anyone

[cursive tartan]

i talked about alzheimers

[woven marsh]

And the other A word

Anyway

I'd never call a mod

I hate mods

[cobalt wyvern]

Napoleon invents anime reactions (1815)

[woven marsh]

Except Varia

and Bread Man

[rough turret]

[woven marsh]

Varia good mods bad

[jagged tendon]

Tf is an A word now? Is the english language gonna be [letter]-word in the future ffs?

[cursive tartan]

formidable is jojo reference :wheeze:

[woven marsh]

Varia is here, you expect me to get self-bonked?

[rough turret]

The A word is in the rules if you are curious

[woven marsh]

Varia assuming we can read

[rough turret]

I mean yea

if ALO could read

I would have no purpose

[jagged tendon]

Ah that stupid shit

[woven marsh]

if ALO could read, half the channels would be non-existent

[cursive tartan]

@cobalt wyvern WHAT ARE THE FUCKING ODDS

[cobalt wyvern]

one in a million

[woven marsh]

I mean

[cursive tartan]

Dont move an inch!!!!!

[jagged tendon]

Assuming I read the rules and didnt skip half the words

[woven marsh]

She can manipulate time

[rough turret]

I mean

[woven marsh]

You are

Extremely Mean

[rough turret]

Idc if people read the rules or not. I would prfer people did but its their right not to. But don't come to me with a if you get smacked

[woven marsh]

Still better than most red men

is this Stockholm syndrome?

Varia abooses me daily

[cobalt wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/801922935341842522/unknown.png

[jagged tendon]

Some mods could read them too tho, just saying

[woven marsh]

The curse of community servers

Too many rules, too many people not knowing the rules, too many people enforcing the rules they do not know

[rough turret]

Its gonna sound like a bias. But genuinely i think more mods have read the rules than all of say #lexington-general

[cursive tartan]

za warudo
*loud disorted fart *

[arctic hawk]

I read that as "Scottish syndrome" and I was like "Varia's scottish?"

[rough turret]

I am a redhead?

[woven marsh]

Varia bad at maths

[rough turret]

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

You're pretty red

[frail bone]

rules?

[woven marsh]

ngl

[frail bone]

the only thing i use is my common sense

[arctic hawk]

As far as I know, you're bald.

[cursive tartan]

1+1 = 3

[frail bone]

nothing more

[rough turret]

Shit u got me

[arctic hawk]

1+1=10, actually.

[cursive tartan]

wait

[woven marsh]

Wait

Varia isn't a cute anime girl?

[cursive tartan]

im actually getting enough of bald jokes

[woven marsh]

[frail bone]

what

Varia inst a girl?

impossible

[rough turret]

Considering i have seen the rules on AKO and GIO

[cursive tartan]

no bald jokes

[frail bone]

[woven marsh]

AKO

[cobalt wyvern]

as Snail Escargot, 1st Viscount Escargot, I agree with this sentiment

[rough turret]

I'd say we have more relaxed rules. But again. Das just me

[jagged tendon]

GIO

[arctic hawk]

Bab is bald. You are bab.

[woven marsh]

How can a community be more toxic than ALO

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

simple

[cursive tartan]

at school a guy cut his hair and in a discord server we made some bald chat and rituals

[woven marsh]

be AKO

[jagged tendon]

Say simp and you get kicked lmao

[rough turret]

Easy

be GIO

[woven marsh]

Is it as bad as AKO?

[frail bone]

AK community

[rocky star]

[frail bone]

[arctic hawk]

bald chat anr rituals

[woven marsh]

I didn't last like, a week on that server

[arctic hawk]

rituals

[woven marsh]

Like Jesus christ

[rough turret]

I wouldn't know. Their server is full

gio that is

[cursive tartan]

imagine seeing lated al ads

[jagged tendon]

That I aint gonna disagree
Stupid fucking SGO

[cursive tartan]

"lated"

[rough turret]

but i heard they have some interesting rules

[cursive tartan]

"not in modern fashion"

[frail bone]

[arctic hawk]

Please don't remind me of AL ads, baldspite.

[woven marsh]

Is s*mp banned as well?

[arctic hawk]

Fuck me, those were hard to sit through.

[jagged tendon]

On GIO it is

[rough turret]

I would not be shocked

[frail bone]

too many reddit mods on discord those days

[woven marsh]

Do we have GIO any% ban speedruns yet?

[cursive tartan]

1. i have hair i can prove you its for a classmate's sake
2. most of them are gone

[rough turret]

can't have speedruns since server full 24/7

[cursive tartan]

@woven marsh oops wrong ping

[woven marsh]

Speedrun joining the server

[arctic hawk]

GIO = Genshin Impact Official?

[rough turret]

aye

[cursive tartan]

@arctic hawk

1. i have hair i can prove you its for a classmate's sake
2. most of them are gone

[woven marsh]

aye is just yea spelled wrong

[frail bone]

i can imagine how AKO is like

[arctic hawk]

They're that tight on rules?

[woven marsh]

Holy shit I just made a discovery

[woven marsh]

I didn't last a week

[frail bone]

i might join there

[jagged tendon]

Kek

[rough turret]

i feel bad for Yamato since he is mod overthere

[arctic hawk]

Our local grammar nazi, ladies and gentlemen.

[rough turret]

the poor man

[frail bone]

and do some internal damage

https://tenor.com/view/loltyler1-tyler1-sips-streamer-twitch-gif-11087899

[jagged tendon]

Send them to Brazil

[arctic hawk]

@cursive tartan So you took the balding ritual, Bladspite.

[woven marsh]

AKO server be like:

Hi guys I am new is X Good

[frail bone]

rule 1#

[woven marsh]

The entire server a second later: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[frail bone]

dont mess with brazilians

[woven marsh]

Rule one number

[jagged tendon]

Too late for me

[woven marsh]

[cursive tartan]

what?

[arctic hawk]

I used to mess with brazilians on AQW.

[woven marsh]

My guild is half Brazilian

All I know is that the country must be nuked

[arctic hawk]

They are not very smart with their threats.

[woven marsh]

from orbit

with a planet killer

just in case

[arctic hawk]

And even worse with their insults.

[rough turret]

I was pinged in AKO once cause there was a guy with the same name as me

[jagged tendon]

I have a half brazilian and a brazilian friend, always messing with them

[rough turret]

but turned out he was a toxic asshole

[woven marsh]

@rough turret

[rough turret]

So people pinged me by accident with angry messages

[woven marsh]

@rough turret

[frail bone]

ok im joining AKO rn

[rough turret]

[woven marsh]

Hey @rough turret

[frail bone]

[brisk plaza]

2 star takes forever but just want to clear it

[woven marsh]

I might not be toxic

Still an asshole

[rough turret]

Spam pings smh

/mute kriti

[leaden arrow]

member must be a mention or valid user id.

[arctic hawk]

It's easier than you think. D2 is a bitch, though.

[woven marsh]

I'll hug you, but I'll ping you 100 times before that

[jagged tendon]

Still in D1, lazy life

[frail bone]

im toxic

and a asshole

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

No, you're just Brazilian

[arctic hawk]

So, he's toxic and an asshole.

[rough turret]

thanks game

best speed tile

[arctic hawk]

Do it.

[woven marsh]

Do it

[arctic hawk]

Use Glowworm.

[jagged tendon]

Kek

[arctic hawk]

She can penetrate that.

[jagged tendon]

If QE can go on land so can Nogato

[woven marsh]

is encouraging suicide against the rules?

Cos we're doing that rn

[arctic hawk]

I wasn't.

[rough turret]

rip mob fleet. commited self scuttle with max speed into island that looked like a siren

[arctic hawk]

Glowworm can ram straight through that isle.

[frail bone]

first thing i see when joining there

🚮

[woven marsh]

🚮

Great server

10/10 would join again

Or not, I am banned there

[arctic hawk]

No idea what I'm even looking at.

:l

[rocky star]

[rough turret]

And also no. the suicide thing is like if you tell someone to do it

But its ok

i have no feelings

nor does my IJN fleet

since its trash

[woven marsh]

[rough turret]

Again

[arctic hawk]

Do it.

[rough turret]

no feelings

[arctic hawk]

Use Glowworm.

[rough turret]

[rocky star]

[rough turret]

I have received worse DM's from

[jagged tendon]

If you kriegsmarine you wont get banned from the server, only from life

[arctic hawk]

Look, you may not have feelings, but that won't do me any good if other mods are snowflakes.

[rough turret]

They aren't so dw.

Anyway gonna go eat now brb

[verbal talon]

Varia sure likes us lexgangers

[arctic hawk]

gets for saying re<DACTED>
they aren't so dw

I think he tolerates us.

We're entertaining to him.

[rocky star]

revenge

[jagged tendon]

Him and bread man

Lumber about to fall

[arctic hawk]

Breadman's cool.

[verbal talon]

orange man is a lil less scary

[woven marsh]

Again?

[rocky star]

killing spree

[woven marsh]

Killing Spee

🔫

[woven marsh]

Holy shit I hate this snowflake gun so much

[brisk plaza]