lexington-general

[small grail]

i see

[rocky star]

I can smell the poverty

[woven marsh]

It means "blyat here have a frog"

but instead

"blyat here have a Formidable"

[arctic hawk]

butwhyfrog

[woven marsh]

#lexington-general message

guys help

Is this good?

[rocky star]

holy books

[arctic hawk]

So, like. Is Russia the Japan of Europe?

[small grail]

damn nice

[kind heart]

🚮 it's trash

[arctic hawk]

Buncha' weird fuckery going on there.

Or is Japan the asian Russia?

...wait a minute.

[woven marsh]

I pulled this today

is this good

[untold light]

Rodney

[rocky star]

giulio

[arctic hawk]

Blyet, you actually have these saved

[woven marsh]

To anyone feeling sad over 3-4

[arctic hawk]

I delete mine after a while.

[woven marsh]

I got Kega with an A

fucking A

didn't even get an S

[arctic hawk]

Kage.

[rocky star]

kags

[arctic hawk]

kangs

[woven marsh]

THERE IT IS

My

September 25th, 2019

Right after a second Zara

[arctic hawk]

Imagine just starting a game and immediately getting Best Ship.

[kind heart]

Can't imagine

[arctic hawk]

Me neither.

[arctic hawk]

[arctic hawk]

Understandable.

[small grail]

i got graf in my first week, that was pretty cool

[rocky star]

[untold light]

We said best ship

[small grail]

ok whatever

good ship

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

Imagine starting the game like this

[untold light]

still doesn't work

[small grail]

my personal favorite, unaffiliated with others' personal preferences ship

[arctic hawk]

is that a cat paw?

[small grail]

happy

[untold light]

Weird but ok

[arctic hawk]

Damn, Kroto has a lot of

[arctic hawk]

Bulincopter always makes me smile.

[rocky star]

Imagine starting the game and getting HUNTER

[arctic hawk]

I was...very happy when I got Bremerton.

[rocky star]

got shinano two weeks later so it was ok

[arctic hawk]

I also did not get Bremerton from gacha.

[kind heart]

Wait, I can imagine.
I started out with Centaur :CentaurXD:

[arctic hawk]

EcksDee

[untold light]

Imagine starting with

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/xd-gif-8855872

[rocky star]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-shinano-gif-18785782

[arctic hawk]

CutieCooper

[untold light]

Aight time to jam

[arctic hawk]

Cooperpls

[rocky star]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/366324530559320074/738513881101762663/catJAM.gif

[woven marsh]

So

Bybman got Akagi

Then this happened

[arctic hawk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/468719321087082516/785324681972416532/image0.gif

[frail bone]

kroto unluckyness actually paying off

[arctic hawk]

D1 complete.

7720 oil remaining.

[woven marsh]

huh

[untold light]

https://tenor.com/view/clap-clapping-applause-applaud-cheerleader-gif-12591824

[woven marsh]

smol bybman

Who did not get Spee

I hate smol bybman

[untold light]

stop shaking her

[glossy crag]

2d bunbun

[arctic hawk]

Kroto, just get Spee.

[rocky star]

shaking

[arctic hawk]

Salty, why you in my dorm?

For the past 10 hours?

...and now you're in the tub.

[untold light]

Getting comfy

[arctic hawk]

Goddamn puns.

[woven marsh]

I know

I am furious rn

[untold light]

Oh isn't that cute

When she finally did it

[rocky star]

[arctic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhugRD_XngM

[jagged tendon]

Defeating Kroto 101

[untold light]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhfoJIj-S1s

[frail bone]

[frail bone]

[woven marsh]

No Hanazuki

Fleet 2 weak

[jagged tendon]

I dont have her

[woven marsh]

[untold light]

u afraid of pink haired girls ?

[woven marsh]

Can't defeat me

[jagged tendon]

[frail bone]

what...

hell...

[jagged tendon]

What a formidable giraffe

[untold light]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-giraffe-giraffe-nanolyna-xxx-zoo-licking-gif-19062308

[woven marsh]

oh no

OH NO

I FOUND IT

[frail bone]

where are your schizo meds

[woven marsh]

THE CURSED IMAGE

THAT MADE ME LAUGH

[frail bone]

[woven marsh]

FOR DAYS

[untold light]

such build up

it's gonna be great right

[woven marsh]

IT STARTED AGAIN

[untold light]

haha yeah

great

[frail bone]

[arctic hawk]

iDOn't get it.

Must be a slav thing.

[woven marsh]

Formidable

Akagi

Dio

[jagged tendon]

Akagimable

[untold light]

Another Jojotard thing

[woven marsh]

Za Akagimable

[arctic hawk]

Anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFTMzLgBz8k

[woven marsh]

Oh

[woven marsh]

Found a thing I wanted to find

[brisk plaza]

[woven marsh]

3-4

Hence the birth of Big Chungus

[jagged tendon]

Rename it to give Hiryuu hell

[versed terrace]

you don't want to post that.....

[versed terrace]

gear

wheres da gear

[brisk plaza]

@versed terrace also in need of a ring

[rocky star]

gear gone

[brisk plaza]

Slow progress

[rocky star]

gear machine broke

[woven marsh]

Didn't someone here ask for a map where shipgirls sank

[jagged tendon]

Ty Bel for the essay, you can leave it on the desk

[woven marsh]

lmao

I found it

[jagged tendon]

It was me for the KMS one

[woven marsh]

I found it earlier

20th October 2019

[untold light]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-trump-wrong-gif-9806204

[woven marsh]

Botak

[jagged tendon]

Why is Shima blindfolded in the map?

[frail bone]

wheres Brazil

[rocky star]

[frail bone]

[versed terrace]

@untold light look what you made me do

[untold light]

Probably because she officially doesn't exist

[versed terrace]

use the blue triple 155 for now ig

[untold light]

Gosh this thing is so ugly

[woven marsh]

She got disabled and kept drifting blindly

[arctic hawk]

Where they were sunk?

[untold light]

Can't they change it for grey nepgun

[woven marsh]

while on fire

[jagged tendon]

But yeah I didnt meant that one, I wanted the one in Europe with the KMS ones

[woven marsh]

after which she died in a massive explosions

hence the blindfold

[frail bone]

Minas Gerais and São Paulo in AL when

[untold light]

And that's the only ship where that happened in the whole freaking Pacific ?

[rocky star]

shima bad

[woven marsh]

[rocky star]

[brisk plaza]

Anything worth a craft ?

[rocky star]

tool box f4u corsair

[jagged tendon]

Russia owns the us so its the same thing

[woven marsh]

repair boxes

[rocky star]

203mm

[woven marsh]

ever enough

[rocky star]

navy camouflage too

[woven marsh]

203 for Belfast if you don't have the gold gun

[rocky star]

that's a CA gun

[woven marsh]

I am blind

Like Shima

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

and dum

[untold light]

like... like

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

I saw HE and automatically assumed Belfast

Despite it being 203 bloody mm

[untold light]

What about Saint Louis

[rocky star]

big gun

[woven marsh]

bybman is getting old, okay

[kind heart]

I will stop the auto grind when the mood reaches 0

[untold light]

What about Atago

[jagged tendon]

St Louis has her gun

And Atego uses another iirc

[woven marsh]

Yeah but if you don't have a gold

the atago one works

[rocky star]

he's on poverty time

[untold light]

Meant for the HE part

🔥

[jagged tendon]

[rocky star]

🔥

[jagged tendon]

Nobody cares about Atego gameplay wise either way

St Louis is a valid option

[woven marsh]

Atego too horni

[frail bone]

Atego?

[woven marsh]

better

[jagged tendon]

Atego yes

[untold light]

She got buffed though

[rocky star]

Takeo

[woven marsh]

Taco

[jagged tendon]

You also have Kega

[versed terrace]

takoa also got buffed

takoa

[woven marsh]

Kog*

[versed terrace]

fuck

[woven marsh]

Akuhgi and Kog

[versed terrace]

shit

[jagged tendon]

Kega*

[rocky star]

takoa is right

[frail bone]

yo i also use Meinz

[woven marsh]

Obama's last name is Takoa

[versed terrace]

lmao yes

[jagged tendon]

The mayo?

[versed terrace]

mayo

lol

en can't spell

or read

[untold light]

They're more known for the Ketchup

[brisk plaza]

For saint Louis

[jagged tendon]

[untold light]

Oh no it's Heinz

fcking German

[jagged tendon]

Ah right

Heinz get the flamethrower

[woven marsh]

One more run and I am done with D3

[untold light]

What an offer

[jagged tendon]

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

I'll buy your entire stock

[jagged tendon]

Shiranui scams more than Akashi

[brisk plaza]

Cat scams

[woven marsh]

Akashi sells good skins at least

[jagged tendon]

And good items

[woven marsh]

I got Mari

I mean Wichita

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

34 coobs

[jagged tendon]

Who's Mari

[woven marsh]

the redhead from that one anime

that's not an anime

[jagged tendon]

Huh

[woven marsh]

Mari Setogaya

aka Wichita

Cappu I forgot to do PvP

[jagged tendon]

Oooh

[kind heart]

this guy just won't move, maybe he's sleeping

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

Captain Fluffy

[arctic hawk]

It was at that moment Dante realised he fucked up

[dapper plank]

[woven marsh]

That's not Cappu

[rocky star]

fluffy

[kind heart]

Floof is always better

[dapper plank]

FINALLY

Formi came

[jagged tendon]

https://youtu.be/6Gieot8FT2g

[rocky star]

came

[dapper plank]

[jagged tendon]

Russia bans anime for violence

Russia
Violence
You fight fucking bears ffs

[woven marsh]

Jesus they sensationalized it fast

In a nutshell, they banned SPECIFIC WEBSITES from hosting Tokyo ghoul and Death Note

[arctic hawk]

Congrats

[woven marsh]

because they DIDN'T SPECIFY the Age rating

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

The only stupid part was the fact that they livestreamed watching anime in court

[untold light]

Thank god we have a slav to explain things

[woven marsh]

1100 oil

[kind heart]

[untold light]

oof

[woven marsh]

8800 points

[kind heart]

11000 oil, 17k points

[woven marsh]

[kind heart]

3 Zara gun prints

[woven marsh]

So, you're saying it's hopeless?

[untold light]

How do you burn oil so fast

[woven marsh]

Runnig FdG

[rocky star]

[kind heart]

I mean, my luck isn't exactly good.
It's bad
It's very bad.

[woven marsh]

Cappu

[rocky star]

4400 oil 13k points 3 gun prints

[woven marsh]

You joking right

I can't take you seriously right now

I got Conte

[untold light]

12900, 12000, 5 ( And I already had 4 I think )

[kind heart]

I never joke about my luck in games

[woven marsh]

I need 4 more to MLB

Thank fuck she's already 70

I am not even gonna 3 star D3

I'll have to do all Hards at least once daily

So I'll wait

FdG needs to chill with 10k crits

[untold light]

Don't even know if I'll do that, so lazy know that there's auto-search

[woven marsh]

Well you need to unlock clearing mode for autosearch

[untold light]

Only need like 35k points anyway

[woven marsh]

I'm gonna go full Russian and buy Littorio copies

[untold light]

Yeah I only unlocked it on C2, hence why I think I'll just auto farm C2 and don't give a damn about the rest

[jagged tendon]

Nice a new take on the loli pvp fleet

FdG instead of ark

[woven marsh]

Mommy

[arctic hawk]

Why do I feel the need to sigh in relief every time I complete an area.

Am I an empath now?

[woven marsh]

Also Javelin has reached Immortality

[arctic hawk]

2/3 stars for D2, by the way.

[woven marsh]

Something happened between level 90 and level 91

[arctic hawk]

Alsmo, I'm almost 97 now.

alsmo

[woven marsh]

Alamo

[arctic hawk]

Ah, yes. The italian Alamo.

El Alamo.

[woven marsh]

L'Alamo

[arctic hawk]

Aaaand, there's mood faces showing up.

[woven marsh]

el is spanish

[arctic hawk]

Z23's, Graf Zeppelin's and Tirpitz'.

[woven marsh]

[rocky star]

[arctic hawk]

Guess it's time to give the gals a break and use the USS fleet for a while.

And by "USS fleet", I mean that amalgam I made.

[jagged tendon]

Put the muricans to work

[woven marsh]

There

Cleared D3

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

Saddest clear

[arctic hawk]

Enterprise, , , , and

See, it gives feels.

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

Told you.

[versed terrace]

not even 3 starring when you 100%

bad

[woven marsh]

no like

[versed terrace]

kroto bad

[woven marsh]

Stars wise

I haven't unlocked ALL the story

since it needs subsequent clears

[arctic hawk]

tfw you forget to switch ship positions so now Z23 is the main tank while Oigun is a 🥪 and does...something

[versed terrace]

burh

ops is weird

[woven marsh]

Eugen Sandwich

[versed terrace]

and my leipzig is in the middle with z46 being off tank

[jagged tendon]

Nimi tank

[woven marsh]

One more cutscene to unlock

Pls don't tell me it unlocks after safe

[arctic hawk]

Ok, switched places. Oigun tank now.

[jagged tendon]

They usually unlock after 3* iirc

[woven marsh]

Got Aobruh

[arctic hawk]

What was the scene you just watched?

The tea party?

[untold light]

Some unlocks on safe

[woven marsh]

Second to last

[arctic hawk]

The tea party?

[woven marsh]

Gneisenau and Scharnhorsts being bitches

[arctic hawk]

Ah.

[versed terrace]

the last one you always have to clear b3 or d3 again

[woven marsh]

The tea party was before

[arctic hawk]

Ok, then I guess I need to unlock a final one too.

[versed terrace]

its d3 right

[arctic hawk]

B3 or D3

[woven marsh]

either

[versed terrace]

ah ok

idk

[rocky star]

ah yeah

there's one after

[woven marsh]

wait

[versed terrace]

already cleared the story the first run

[woven marsh]

Trento needs 3 stars

[versed terrace]

lmao

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

I have a feeling I might unlock it by just 3-starring D3

[kind heart]

3rd clear after 100% on B3/D3 for the last scene

[woven marsh]

fffffuck

[versed terrace]

LMAO

[woven marsh]

200 points till Carabiniere as well

[versed terrace]

kroto gotta do it again

[woven marsh]

800 oil

[arctic hawk]

uh-oh

Z23 took 40% damage

[versed terrace]

bro the auto is going to help so much

[woven marsh]

wait

I have like

3 extra Contes

[versed terrace]

just auto d3 over and over and oever and over and over again

[woven marsh]

Forgot she's rare so she doesn't show up

[arctic hawk]

Might actually have to switch to The Amalgam Fleet.

[untold light]

Just dropped one

[versed terrace]

askldjfhnaklsjdfhoasidufhuioashfsd

[woven marsh]

I mean

[arctic hawk]

If you auto, does the boss fleet engage the moment it shows up, or does the mob fleet keep going?

[rocky star]

you can set it up

[woven marsh]

immediately

[arctic hawk]

Ah, good.

[rocky star]

ah yeah

[versed terrace]

i think immediately

can we auto the sp round

prob not right

[rocky star]

no

[versed terrace]

[rocky star]

they dont have clearing mode

[arctic hawk]

Nope.

[woven marsh]

You have to get to clearing first

also SP

[arctic hawk]

oright, there's also SP

[woven marsh]

not doing it

[arctic hawk]

[versed terrace]

lol

[woven marsh]

FdG/Bismarck Laffey/Jav/London

that'll do for 3 stars

[versed terrace]

its 800 free points

[woven marsh]

Bismarck has no guns

or shells

[arctic hawk]

I only have the white shell on Bismarck.

Don't have a black one for'er.

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Hot blonde german MILF using black and white dildos

[woven marsh]

With a name like Bismarck

she's def

AL is so inclusive

[arctic hawk]

She never misses the marck.

[versed terrace]

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

Bismarck be like

ohai marck

[arctic hawk]

"I did not sink her, that's bullshit, I did nawt."

"ohai, Ark."

[woven marsh]

FAQ

that was good

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

63 oil fleet

[arctic hawk]

77 oil fleet

[woven marsh]

I am one ship short

[kind heart]

Richy and Suzu taking no damage after 5 battles

[arctic hawk]

smol mappu

[woven marsh]

nice resolution

[versed terrace]

lmao

[woven marsh]

All of them are triforces

Poor triforces

[rocky star]

yeah they spawn a lot

[arctic hawk]

More triangles, more EXP.

[rocky star]

[arctic hawk]

For me, that matters.

[woven marsh]

everyone but jav gets 0 EXP

[arctic hawk]

the Freddy grind

I don't mean immediate EXP for the ships who fight, though they deserve it as well

I mean PR EXP.

[woven marsh]

Jaburin is truly annoying

There's like Epic Music on the backround

FdG speaks majestically about Symphonies

and then there's like

JABURIN

[arctic hawk]

Hey, remember when I was worried that Z23 took 40% damage after 3 encounters?

[woven marsh]

SATE SATE

[versed terrace]

lol

[woven marsh]

JABURIN

[arctic hawk]

She's healing back up.

[woven marsh]

SATEBURIN

[arctic hawk]

[kind heart]

I switched focus to Gascogne since I'm using Richelieu

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

[young flax]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/610037401741688839/761575284322467860/20200906_001140-1.gif

[arctic hawk]

Z23 be like "Faq, I can dodge, too."

[woven marsh]

I'm gonna Solo Richy in C2

to farm...ugh

Richelieu?

[kind heart]

Richy stronk

[rocky star]

[arctic hawk]

My Richelieu is like level 52

[woven marsh]

Finally stopped being pissed off at her

400 cubes my ass

[versed terrace]

lol

[arctic hawk]

No, Kroto. Don't put 400 cubes in your ass

[woven marsh]

took me almost a year to stop hating her

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

[rocky star]

cubic ass

[arctic hawk]

I guess you could say Kroto has

A buttload of cubes.

[rocky star]

[arctic hawk]

I'm taking a break from The Divine Comedy, so y'all better appreciate these stupid jokes I'm making.

[woven marsh]

no

[arctic hawk]

tw to you too.

[woven marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-america-avengers-endgame-old-man-i-dont-think-i-will-gif-14669627

This guy looks a lot like the US president

[arctic hawk]

You mean Joe Biden isn't Captain America?

[versed terrace]

[jagged tendon]

Sleepy Joe brother

[woven marsh]

Awakey Joe

[jagged tendon]

[untold light]

Yeah this one seems a bit too awake

[arctic hawk]

Joe Bed-en.

[woven marsh]

Joe Bidet

[kind heart]

Obama is Falcon then

[arctic hawk]

[arctic hawk]

[untold light]

I wonder if Joe wears diapers

[versed terrace]

time to update

fuck

[arctic hawk]

Update the bidet, Joe.

[versed terrace]

i forgot that i had something typed out already

time to update wows

and play once more

[arctic hawk]

Update the bidet.

Faces went from green smileys to orange 🙂

[rocky star]

incoming

[arctic hawk]

Nah, I don't use them in combat when they're sad.

[jagged tendon]

Incoming

[arctic hawk]

I ain't Botak.

[rocky star]

[arctic hawk]

Or Ido.

Or Other Ido.

[jagged tendon]

[rocky star]

weak

[arctic hawk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/801873954624634930/image0.gif

[rocky star]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/737639005000171561/801824050217091122/image0.gif

[versed terrace]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/801918384635510824/image0.gif

[arctic hawk]

[rocky star]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-essex-gif-19757876

[arctic hawk]

he hath broketh the pact.

[woven marsh]

We passed it too far

[versed terrace]

no we didn't

it never went far enough

[jagged tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-akairo-essex-drunk-gif-18542956

[arctic hawk]

"too far" is when a mod posts it.

[kind heart]

No, I just like SpankSex.gif

[woven marsh]

Bruh why can't I find Joe Bidet

[rocky star]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/758215756990906398/783935651947085865/1606808951310.gif

[arctic hawk]

Because I hid it.

[jagged tendon]

Look in the bathroom

[arctic hawk]

Focken Tex Avery

[rocky star]

[kind heart]

Imposter

[arctic hawk]

ImpostOr*

[hazy kayak]

kawakaze was first, after all

[kind heart]

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

Is...Sirius pantsing Queen Lizzie?

[untold light]

Sirius being clumsy as always

[woven marsh]

Where's my Joe Bidet

[arctic hawk]

Sir, put the gold fish down

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

[jagged tendon]

Another russian images night

[kind heart]

Ark is stalking Nanoda and Hammann

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

I told you he was real

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

Christ, someone actually made that dumb joke

[untold light]

His name is Joseph Robinette btw

[arctic hawk]

I believe it.

[untold light]

A robinet is a sink. So... a lot of bathroom shenanigans going on here

[arctic hawk]

I'll allow it.

[kind heart]

I like this, I'll try it one day

[woven marsh]

Captain Robinette Bide America

[jagged tendon]

Joe mama bidet

[woven marsh]

Her as well?

Damn

wait

[cobalt wyvern]

Rodney so big

[woven marsh]

how old is that gif

[untold light]

very

[woven marsh]

Even the faces are still in the wrong orientation

Got a second star before 3rd

Feelsman

[jagged tendon]

Never had heard Risu sing until now, she really embraces Ayunda while doing it

[woven marsh]

looks very polite

I'll allow it

[arctic hawk]

6064 oil.

Haven't been this dry in a long time.

[versed terrace]

excuse me wat

[woven marsh]

now do it with Nagato barrage

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

Spent some points, got 5k oil.

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

The Grind™ resumes.

[versed terrace]

ofc

[cobalt wyvern]

damn didn't know Shoukaku got a maid skin

[jagged tendon]

Put FdG, Nagato and Rodney barrage at the same time

[woven marsh]

Not enough oil to get the boss that leads to a 3 star clear

[arctic hawk]

Imagine not doing a sweep on the first map run.

1 run, 2 stars

[woven marsh]

Comissions oil

[woven marsh]

1:1 tho

413 oil

[arctic hawk]

Ah, yes. Back to 11k oil.

Welp.

More D2.

[woven marsh]

Littorio sleeping on Pizza is so cute

and awfully Italian

[untold light]

[arctic hawk]

Pasta resting on pizza.

[woven marsh]

God that's old

[arctic hawk]

Why does the old one look better than the new one?

[untold light]

Because it was

[woven marsh]

also CN/JP still has an interface resembling an older one IIRC

[jagged tendon]

Akagi and Enty together

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

also

[rocky star]

[untold light]

Yeah took it from that

[arctic hawk]

GG

[untold light]

that's why

but since it was a r worded jojo meme...

[cobalt wyvern]

ancient screenshot

[woven marsh]

3 starred it

no Cutscene

[jagged tendon]

Clear it again

[rocky star]

keep goin

[woven marsh]

340 oil

[untold light]

Pretty sure you never get cutscene for 3*

only for safe

[cobalt wyvern]

I actually like using heavily edited versions of that meme @untold light

[versed terrace]

lol

[cobalt wyvern]

though Jojo memes are kinda lame

[woven marsh]

One more clear past 100%

[arctic hawk]

Faces are gone from Z23, Tirpitz and Zeppelin.

[woven marsh]

D2 still at 2 stars

37/40

[jagged tendon]

Paint them back on

[woven marsh]

brb getting Trento

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

I can't use the same fleet for D2 and D3

[arctic hawk]

Fokin' Oklahoma

[woven marsh]

Getting those x2 bonuses gonna suck

[cobalt wyvern]

cursed meme

[hazy kayak]

the artist of that comic drew some messed up shit I don't even wanna describe

[arctic hawk]

Can't tell if dorm or lecture hall, though

[hazy kayak]

just gonna say it was with Sirius and Belfast

[woven marsh]

PvP

[rocky star]

pvp

defense fleet

[arctic hawk]

o

Aww

[cobalt wyvern]

you know, if Rau thinks it's too bad to describe

[arctic hawk]

Now I have a sad.

[cobalt wyvern]

then you know it's gonna be something for the ages

[hazy kayak]

it was nasty

[arctic hawk]

Don't describe it.

That wasn't an invitation to.

[jagged tendon]

Describe it

[hazy kayak]

I'm not

[jagged tendon]

[hazy kayak]

it ruined one of my favorite tags

[woven marsh]

Hugging tag got ruined as well

[jagged tendon]

[hazy kayak]

can't look at hmongt art the same

[kind heart]

USS Zara

[woven marsh]

Finally

Another Mommy to mine collection

[arctic hawk]

Congrats.

[woven marsh]

Or am I the one being added to their collection?

Wouldn't mind either way

[rocky star]

[dapper plank]

[untold light]

Trento design is 👌
Too bad the ship is beri bad

Even her skin is great

[arctic hawk]

ohey, I'm level 97. Oil cap went up by 100.

Just noticed.

[frail bone]

nice Moona u got there

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

Littorio and Trento in dorm

[frail bone]

[woven marsh]

Alone

In Pizzeria

[arctic hawk]

Doing the nasty.

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

@rocky star's Nagara tehre:

[frail bone]

Tirpitz...

[jagged tendon]

Ijn has Azuma, Kms has FdG, Rn has Trento
Allies aint got nothing on the mommy side

[woven marsh]

I am in danger

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

Nagara bout to be nagARA ARAd

[rocky star]

I have to switch to u81 so she bonks them

[frail bone]

shes only using 1% of her actual power

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Nagara

[woven marsh]

135 oil

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

I decided I do not want a Zara gun

Not even gonna do my own Chungus

[rocky star]

[untold light]

Allies aint got nothing on the mommy side
Monarch

[woven marsh]

Gonna go do 300k damage on Salt's Chungus

[jagged tendon]

Monarch is depressed

Honestly you could make a depression/ptsd group with all the ships at this point

[untold light]

Even Lexington has mommy vibes

[woven marsh]

IJN has Houshou

[frail bone]

hey

[untold light]

And Amagi mostly

[jagged tendon]

Ijn is mommy galore

[frail bone]

at least US have alot of big sis

[jagged tendon]

But RN has the best one

[woven marsh]

what are you doing big sis

[untold light]

North Carolina has some mommy traits too

[woven marsh]

to add insult to injury

my vanguard died at 15s left

Today is a bad day

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

other than Sendai

[frail bone]

soon

i will invade W13

[frail bone]

gonna record

every bit of it

[woven marsh]

Sadhill

[frail bone]

spank bunkerhill

and post it into GPH

[kind heart]

I have decided against doing w13, ever.

[woven marsh]

But BH is not the boss

[frail bone]

oh mb

[jagged tendon]

Taihoe is

[frail bone]

Taihoe it is then

[frail bone]

but idk if she will hate or like it

[woven marsh]

yes

[hazy kayak]

spank bunkerhill

and then make fun of ALM for not having bunker hill

[woven marsh]

[jagged tendon]

ALM?

[hazy kayak]

azur lane meta

youtuber

[jagged tendon]

Ah

[woven marsh]

I can laugh at most of the playerbase cos I got BH without fully clearing 13-4

[jagged tendon]

The one who cant proununce

[woven marsh]

noSEEroo

[hazy kayak]

same

[frail bone]

imagine this happening to a KMS player like me

impossible right?

[woven marsh]

Unless..

[jagged tendon]

Oh yeah, even Hololive has Mio for mom

[untold light]

KMS players

[woven marsh]

Kizuna has...ugh

Kizuna

and Kizuna

and also Kizuna

[jagged tendon]

[untold light]

Giant Kizuna counts I guess

[frail bone]

fakyou

[woven marsh]

Fakkyu

[frail bone]

too bad shes dead already

[woven marsh]

PvP people like to put that skin on their fleets

wonder why

[frail bone]

[woven marsh]

[jagged tendon]

What skin

[woven marsh]

Fakkyu

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

[frail bone]

in february 1th

i will

[hazy kayak]

oneth

[jagged tendon]

1th

[frail bone]

start my journey on W13

[woven marsh]

OPsiren resets in 9 days already

damn

[hazy kayak]

I was planning on fully clearing W13 before jan1

but I stopped after getting BH

and then not using her

[woven marsh]

chad

[hazy kayak]

who thought it was a good idea to have her buff USS BBs and DDs?

am I gonna run laffey with her?

the chocolates?

[woven marsh]

History

[hazy kayak]

oh right

[woven marsh]

Alabama

[hazy kayak]

waiting on baltimore rerun

[jagged tendon]

Run Massa and NC

[hazy kayak]

but they got cucked by pastas

[untold light]

Who do you wanna pick for a Essex Main fleet anyway.

Intrepid ?

[hazy kayak]

Essex I guess

[woven marsh]

And Probably Pasta 2.0

[hazy kayak]

I got her 120 and all

[frail bone]

hitory is written by the victors

[hazy kayak]

Pasta 2.0 would be nice

[frail bone]

[untold light]

Well duh, Essex in an Essex Main Fleet

[hazy kayak]

add a third Zara class

and Venetto

[woven marsh]

Venetto and Roma pls

[jagged tendon]

Hitory aint written by anyone

[kind heart]

Truly the lowest of the low event 🚮

[hazy kayak]

I'm barely at 9165

damn

[frail bone]

just use Cheshire gun smh

[woven marsh]

Wanna feel the pain

[untold light]

Cheshire's doesn't have purple shells

[woven marsh]

I have

[hazy kayak]

cheshire gun beats SAP on mediums?

[woven marsh]

9991 points

[jagged tendon]

Imagine having Zara to use the gun on

[woven marsh]

Imagine using Cheshire gun

[hazy kayak]

t. lucklet

I used it on drake for a bit

[jagged tendon]

Game wasted all the luck the day before

[woven marsh]

I use my Cheshgun as a filler for ships I am leveling

[kind heart]

I don't have one

[hazy kayak]

that too

[frail bone]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/EL9QoUxCMtDxUICGm4i78wrgsKssABDCngefLvZfRXU/https/pbs.twimg.com/media/EsWFUkaUcAMnFsq.jpg%3Alarge?width=903&height=473

funny

[rocky star]

[frail bone]

how the less lewd skin is a loli

[woven marsh]

Carabiniere is so lost in there

[jagged tendon]

Trento and Giulio skin

[frail bone]

Yostar really changed huh?

[woven marsh]

Ironically, the best skin is hers

[untold light]

Imagine using Twin 234 as a filler

[frail bone]

i agree

Carabiniere skin

[woven marsh]

Found the hornies

[frail bone]

is

[woven marsh]

Cute

Guys I have to choose

[untold light]

Rather be horny than lo-li-con

[rocky star]

zara booba

[frail bone]

how is that skin pedo bait

[woven marsh]

Lvl 110 Z46 or Lv104 York

for C2

[frail bone]

[untold light]

Objectively best skin is Formi tho

[woven marsh]

Formi skin 🚮

Because Original is the best

[jagged tendon]

Formi is the worst one

[woven marsh]

How did they turn that glorious dress into this

[untold light]

What the f happened to my Lex chat

[woven marsh]

also the hairstyle

ew

[frail bone]

Littorio in the other hand...

[untold light]

U pranking me, bros ?

[woven marsh]

Loved my OG Formidable since day 1 of playing this game

[woven marsh]

I like the party dress better

Even tho it has extremely big booba

[frail bone]

she knows how to dress

[jagged tendon]

Trento > Giulio > Glory of Niples > Zara > Cara > Formi

[frail bone]

Giulio skin is

[woven marsh]

Zara is in a special category

horni

[untold light]

Even has a doggo's derrière

[woven marsh]

But fr

Jedi or a Nameless girl?

[jagged tendon]

Zara's skin has some nice doujins but the skin itself is

[untold light]

best skin ever

[woven marsh]

there's the horni

[frail bone]

with 2 fingers also

damn

[untold light]

She also has another animation with full hand

[woven marsh]

That's italian for ||my pp hard||

[jagged tendon]

Think thats universal language

[frail bone]

italians be like: remember no fire control radar

[woven marsh]

only rangefinder

Reject FCR

[rocky star]

ppfinder

[woven marsh]

Return to rangefinder

[jagged tendon]

Dont need fcr if you dont get hit

[frail bone]

they got defeated by a granny

[jagged tendon]

HMS needs it cause they're lumbering

[frail bone]

[woven marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwOaGHWrVqw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKYTrUdDgvo

In case you wanted to know her references

[kind heart]

the vanguard didn't even survive for a bit against my Richelieu
Meta my ass 🚮

[woven marsh]

and see all those rangefinders

[rocky star]

🇫🇷

[frail bone]

Riche

[woven marsh]

Verd

[frail bone]

more broken than the entire PR list

[woven marsh]

Watch those videos

[frail bone]

[woven marsh]

Torpedo Magnet

Hence the shield btw

[frail bone]

no wonder Littorio is thic in AL