lexington-general

[cobalt wyvern]

highest comms I got are 250-500 oil ones

sometimes a 360-540 one

@arctic hawk my classmate just "accidentally" spent 60 gems

[rotund pelican]

Yeah I guess being at higher level does play a factor in it

[arctic hawk]

Hewhat

TIL the AA gun takes priority over you when a plane enters its range.

[rotund pelican]

What can u even do with 60 gems?

[cobalt wyvern]

he bought oil @rotund pelican

[arctic hawk]

"Ah, shit. I simped again."

[small grail]

i too am curious

ah

oil

[cobalt wyvern]

he ran out of oil

so ofc the most logical thing to do

[arctic hawk]

Nevermind, that's funnier.

[cobalt wyvern]

is to spend gems on oil

[rotund pelican]

[small grail]

man nothin like listening to some jazz while pulling formidable

[arctic hawk]

Eh, let'im learn from his mistakes.

[small grail]

this has been a profitable event

[cobalt wyvern]

meanwhile I respond like this

[arctic hawk]

So did we, don't worry.

[cobalt wyvern]

I mean I warned him

[arctic hawk]

What's his level, anyway?

[cobalt wyvern]

61

[small grail]

dear lord

[rotund pelican]

Yes hopefully I can hit 1.5k coob mark on next event

[arctic hawk]

So instead of doing some OPSiren while his canteen got oil, he chose to buy oil.

[rotund pelican]

Strasser took a chunk

[cobalt wyvern]

gl @rotund pelican

I salute a fellow coob hoarder

[small grail]

amateurs

[cobalt wyvern]

@arctic hawk he alleges that his canteen is not producing oil

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Lal.

Maybe it doesn't produce oil at the rate he wants it to.

[rotund pelican]

[arctic hawk]

Which is...kinda' dumb?

It won't produce oil any faster, it just takes a while to fill up.

[cobalt wyvern]

me: don't spend gems on anything other than dock space
him: buys an Eugen skin, expand his dorm capacity twice, buys oil with gems

[arctic hawk]

Did this mans even upgrade his canteen and merchant?

[cobalt wyvern]

him: shit i ran out of dock space

[small grail]

not stonks

[rotund pelican]

Pure chaos

[arctic hawk]

Pure <REDACTED>.

[rotund pelican]

Wait is that a no go thing to say here?

[cobalt wyvern]

nah

Nero's memeing

[arctic hawk]

A word I usually use to describe absolute idiots is frowned upon.

Starts with re-

[cobalt wyvern]

oh yeah

that word

Nimibot will have your head if you say it

[small grail]

pure https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqwD6JNu7Zg

[rotund pelican]

Lol

[cobalt wyvern]

him: buys an Eugen skin

him: man Eugen bores me, I need a new waifu

[rotund pelican]

Bruh

[arctic hawk]

Me: hoards cubes and holds on to at least 1 ring for whenever pasta event reruns(this was before I knew it would rerun)

[small grail]

would I be wrong to say eugen's basic?

[jagged tendon]

Hey Ido can I get a loan? Want to put everything at +10

[rotund pelican]

Wall

[cobalt wyvern]

@small grail

[arctic hawk]

No, but don't let her fanboys read that.

[small grail]

fair enough

[arctic hawk]

Which one's Unfading Smile, again?

[cobalt wyvern]

bikini

[arctic hawk]

The bride?

[small grail]

summer skin

[arctic hawk]

o

[jagged tendon]

Bikini

[arctic hawk]

Trash.

[small grail]

trash indeed

[cobalt wyvern]

seen better bikinis

[jagged tendon]

CN one is better

[small grail]

more skin != more gooder

[arctic hawk]

Better trash is still trash.

[rotund pelican]

Looder

[cobalt wyvern]

@arctic hawk bride skins ftw

[arctic hawk]

Bride skins are neat.

[small grail]

bride skins best skins

well with a few exceptions

[jagged tendon]

If you want good swimsuits look at Ark or Trento

[arctic hawk]

Although Atago's bride skin is somehow worse than her bikini skin.

[rotund pelican]

Yeah need moooaaar bride skiiins

[cobalt wyvern]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFXv3Un_LHY playing this in the background while I watch my fleet destroy italians in B3

[arctic hawk]

I'm still baffled at how they fucked that up.

[small grail]

thank you for understanding atago bride skin bad

[jagged tendon]

Plain white dresses are 🚮

[arctic hawk]

The only bikini skin I sort of like is Georgia's.

[cobalt wyvern]

I like bride skins, the lines are wholesome af

[small grail]

yep

[arctic hawk]

I guess it's because she looks a bit like Bayonetta in 2.

[small grail]

i have one summer skin and that's graf's but I dont even use it, tbh i find the uniforms more attractive

[rotund pelican]

Darling...(yes its degen time)

[small grail]

but I felt obligated to own the only skin for my favorite boat

[cobalt wyvern]

it's good to see Enterprise being happy yo

[small grail]

tru

[jagged tendon]

She doesnt have a trash personality with oath?

[arctic hawk]

Curious what Bismarck's wedding gown gon' look like.

[rotund pelican]

Minneapolis dou

[woven marsh]

Made of shells

[small grail]

but ofc

[cobalt wyvern]

Sabaton woman now has a crush on me

[arctic hawk]

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

[cobalt wyvern]

Sabaton sea woman @arctic hawk

[rotund pelican]

Could be a good title of a manga

[small grail]

"manga"

[arctic hawk]

#lexington-general message

[rotund pelican]

Or maybe I just have read too much

[cobalt wyvern]

Bismarck

[jagged tendon]

Enty, Bisko...

[cobalt wyvern]

the Big Biscuit

[woven marsh]

I kinda want Sabaton to release an only naval battles album

I mean

[cobalt wyvern]

Bismarck -> Bisko -> Biscuit

[woven marsh]

Bismarck is technically an album

[small grail]

true

its a single song

[rotund pelican]

Return to Biscuit

[arctic hawk]

Both of Bismarck's community nicknames are ass.

Can't change my mind.

[woven marsh]

You haven't heard Russians butchering it yet

[small grail]

oh lord

[arctic hawk]

Hood.mp3 be like 0:03 seconds

[woven marsh]

I hate those people

[rotund pelican]

[woven marsh]

and it's Joakim slapping his knee

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

Indeed.

[cobalt wyvern]

what are y'all's grind music?

[woven marsh]

grindcore

[cobalt wyvern]

music you play while grinding

[arctic hawk]

I don't have grind "music".

I listen to Rslash read stuff.

Or podcasts.

[small grail]

my grind music is usually stuff from persona

[woven marsh]

He has BFG Division

[jagged tendon]

I listen to whatever im in the mood for

[rotund pelican]

Weeb stuff...

[woven marsh]

for Chungi fights

[cobalt wyvern]

here's mine

[arctic hawk]

Good mans.

Something soothing about absolutely wrecking face with Velvet Room music in the background.

[jagged tendon]

Abyssals no more... until I use the loggers

[small grail]

i love aria of the soul (or whatever form you prefer)

just any form of velvet room song

is absolute gold

[woven marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPmZqsQNzGA

[arctic hawk]

I only know of one variant: which is used in both P4 and P5

[woven marsh]

this is mine

[small grail]

yeah i think they're named differently though so its confusing, I'd have to check

[arctic hawk]

I kinda' wanna play P4G, but my craptop makes the cutscenes stutter.

And as any JRPG degen knows, cutscenes are what matter.

[cobalt wyvern]

man I wish they added Valiant

[woven marsh]

[small grail]

i recommend you play it anyway, its how i got into the series and I really like it

[woven marsh]

What do you think of my song?

[arctic hawk]

I beat P4 6 times.

[small grail]

ah

ok

[arctic hawk]

Didn't own a Vita back when P4G was a thing, still don't.

[cobalt wyvern]

great song

[small grail]

i assumed you never played p4 at all, my mistake

[arctic hawk]

One thing that bugged me the most was not being able to use Magatsu Izanagi.

And the other, was not being able to save Izanagi no Ookami.

[woven marsh]

I really like the part that starts at 20 seconds

[small grail]

i think you can in p4g since ||adachi|| gets an SL

[cobalt wyvern]

[frail bone]

i wish Valiant was actually good

[arctic hawk]

awhat

Ah, social link.

Derp.

Ye, same with Adachi in Royal.

You actually get to flesh out that confidant.

Which is awesome.

[arctic hawk]

moment indeed.

[small grail]

man I want to play royal so badly

[woven marsh]

You actually get the flesh out that confidant.

[small grail]

but no ps4 for me

[woven marsh]

That's how I read that

boy

[small grail]

kroto approaching maximum iq

[cobalt wyvern]

hey that's the one Queen's Orders chapter

[arctic hawk]

You're doing yourself a disservice by not playing P5R

[small grail]

ik ik

i will eventually

I just need to get something that can run it

[woven marsh]

wouldn't she be the step-sister?

[arctic hawk]

If you're gonna 🏴‍☠️ it, get the full DLC one, it'll make your life easier.

[cobalt wyvern]

Little Illustrious

[woven marsh]

[small grail]

i dont think a ps4 emulator exists though

[woven marsh]

no

[arctic hawk]

Ah, yes. The Queen of Drama England.

[small grail]

although i haven't checked all that recently, might've changed

[woven marsh]

Indomitable

[arctic hawk]

PC

[cobalt wyvern]

it's the chapter where she slaps Victorious's tits @arctic hawk

[small grail]

"cow-titted wench sisters"

[woven marsh]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Indomitable_(92)

[small grail]

absolute damn gold

[woven marsh]

[cobalt wyvern]

SLAP

[arctic hawk]

Imagine being flat in the Azur Lane universe.

This meme made by the 90% gang.

[small grail]

being flat in AL universe is like painting a giant target that says "make flat joke" on your chest

[cobalt wyvern]

the good ending

QE doesn't miss the Lusty-class tea party this time

[small grail]

so she too can be lusty

[cobalt wyvern]

I don't drink tea

but I wouldn't mind being there

[visual mountain]

[small grail]

y e s s i r

[visual mountain]

Bri'ish

https://tenor.com/view/briish-gif-19573857

[cobalt wyvern]

Lumbering?!?!?

[woven marsh]

Mate

[small grail]

where's that edit somebody made that said lumbering

[woven marsh]

this cunt ain't bri'ish

He has good teeth

[visual mountain]

🍵

[arctic hawk]

Huh. Atuls didn't release P5R on PC.

[cobalt wyvern]

I made it @small grail

[arctic hawk]

owell.

[visual mountain]

[small grail]

there it is

[small grail]

epic

[visual mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-eating-hungry-gif-14108963

[woven marsh]

You know, Formidable has cute voice

I can only imagine her being mad

[visual mountain]

[arctic hawk]

Y'know, Roon has a cute voice.

I can only imagine her being mad.

[woven marsh]

You know how laffey says "I won't be mad at all. Won't. Be. Mad. At. All"

And I am scared

[woven marsh]

A sleepy drunk loli bun bun is scary

o. ko. ra. na. i

[visual mountain]

[jagged tendon]

Formi must smell like fish for the seagull to land on her head

[visual mountain]

Birb pooped on her hair to change the color

A lot of crap

[cobalt wyvern]

shipgirl: exists

[visual mountain]

Horni dragon https://youtu.be/vk2bvVB4QLo

[cobalt wyvern]

animals: https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/852/193/d71.gif

[visual mountain]

[cobalt wyvern]

the Disney Princess Effect

[small grail]

threw this together, hope im not too late

[cobalt wyvern]

[jagged tendon]

https://youtu.be/grBIqd8aifw

This is beyond goldfish memory

[rocky star]

[arctic hawk]

[rocky star]

ign

[arctic hawk]

NeroDB

[rocky star]

I just woke up so I have to do mine too

rise and grind gamers

[arctic hawk]

The Grind™ never ends.

[cobalt wyvern]

@woven marsh getting into #lexington-general to repost SLC for the 8000th time

[woven marsh]

8001rd

[jagged tendon]

Whats the monthly attempt thing ppl are talking about in #game-feedback ?

[woven marsh]

I think it’s guilds

Each member has 2 monthly attempts

To enter an op

Hence the guild can start more

But you can’t join

[jagged tendon]

Hmm alright

https://youtu.be/vbBL7_JOM5k

Can we get Glasgow's VA to say this

[arctic hawk]

I love these.

[hazy kayak]

https://twitter.com/Vilor_0414/status/1352641499574325248?s=20

Vilorˋ( ° ▽、° ) (@Vilor_0414)

Z24 着せ替え デモニックde正月
#アズールレーン #AzurLane

Retweets

141

Likes

319

Twitter · Jan 22, 2021, 3:37 PM

z-24 concept art

[kind heart]

That monthly limit of guild operations is good for smaller guilds and casual players. I like it.

[visual mountain]

Scrap

Bruh

[jagged tendon]

At this point Lusty is just giving Littorio a harem

[small grail]

all a part of the master plan

the yuri harem

[frail bone]

Italians not with the Crimson Axis anymore

xd

[small grail]

see on the surface this event is about wartime strategy

but actually its all about littorio's master plan to create the Lusty harem

you gotta look beneath the surface

[frail bone]

they really switched sides

Greece was too much for them

[jagged tendon]

Wasnt she suppose to only drop from B3/D3

[cobalt wyvern]

Belfast is a good ship to farm Neptune with @brisk plaza

if you have the oil

since she consumes a lot of oil

[jagged tendon]

Jamaica, Glasgow can go with her
Arent bad and cost efficient

[rocky star]

doesn't she drop from all Bs and all Ds

[jagged tendon]

Apparently so, usually the drop ship is only on the last

[arctic hawk]

[rocky star]

I think only the SSRs follow that rule

[arctic hawk]

What is the magic of the number 28400?

[rocky star]

I have no clue why that's the placeholder

[rocky star]

must be the secret of the universe

[arctic hawk]

Could be.

[hazy kayak]

First one

[rocky star]

maybe a password to the gem stash

[arctic hawk]

Cheers for the 400k damage, though.

🍺

[rocky star]

🍻

[arctic hawk]

Any of yours' up?

[rocky star]

I think mine's up

[arctic hawk]

Lessee if they fixed the list, then.

They didn't :l

[rocky star]

oh

that's because it died instantly

ok then

[arctic hawk]

kek

You weren't even showing up in the boss tab.

[rocky star]

7 participants didn't do anything

ez

I still need to get the second one

[arctic hawk]

And I still need to beat the actual map I'm on.

See ya' when it happens, I suppose.

cries in 300k damage

[rocky star]

[arctic hawk]

Word spacing 101: https://youtu.be/WRBHW3T3Wvw?t=3330

[rocky star]

That madman is going to blow us

[arctic hawk]

onoes

[visual mountain]

[arctic hawk]

[visual mountain]

No

[arctic hawk]

:C

Smol Bel is in perma-light, right?

[frail bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415872267038490626/802224724120698880/unknown.png

[rocky star]

second chungus is up

[frail bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415872267038490626/802224736016007268/unknown.png

https://tenor.com/view/sweat-sweating-nervous-wet-sad-gif-5796001

[arctic hawk]

AH, dicks. Just started a rando's.

[frail bone]

something is rising

[rocky star]

[hot moat]

oh hey I see it

[arctic hawk]

Maybe yours'll still be there in 55 seconds.

[frail bone]

and its my wehraboo blood

i knew they would make a Biscuit retro

[arctic hawk]

Ok, but did you oath Bismarck?

[frail bone]

next ring is going to her

[rocky star]

[arctic hawk]

Fake KMS fan.

Hasn't even oathed Bismarck and Roon.

||And Oigun||

[edgy nebula]

oigun

[arctic hawk]

The ever-vigilent Breadman.

[frail bone]

fake you say

if i had enough money

i would oath them all

no kaps

[arctic hawk]

ohey, I do see Drak's

Ah, well. 'Least you oathed

[edgy nebula]

[arctic hawk]

That's good enough too, I suppose.

[rocky star]

[edgy nebula]

ngl percy in game art is less cute than the one people made

[hot moat]

[arctic hawk]

In-game Perseus is like...tolerating the Commander more than anything.

[edgy nebula]

[arctic hawk]

I suppose that's more personality than just having a Shikikan altar in your room.

[hot moat]

She's a Kuudere

[edgy nebula]

[arctic hawk]

Me, never having paid attention to the -dere definitions: Sure.

[edgy nebula]

i kinda want to oath her

[hot moat]

I would

if I had her

[edgy nebula]

[arctic hawk]

Is Fire also affected by The Pink Curse™?

[hot moat]

what is this Pink Curse you speak of

[arctic hawk]

Ask bybman.

The legend.

@woven marsh

[hot moat]

Lmao

[rocky star]

I'm affected by "Wasn't here curse"

[arctic hawk]

cries in no Hololive kansen

[rocky star]

[edgy nebula]

[arctic hawk]

Indeed.

[hot moat]

I haven't watched any Hololive in like 3 months

[arctic hawk]

[hot moat]

[jagged tendon]

Oath Ajax but not Bisko and says he's a KMS fan smh

[arctic hawk]

Coco keeps posting 30-second shitpost videos every day.

[woven marsh]

[hot moat]

How about Fubuki's shitposting? Does she still post those?

[edgy nebula]

[hot moat]

[arctic hawk]

[visual mountain]

[arctic hawk]

Fubuki doesn't shitpost, though.

They're all unintentionally wholesome.

[woven marsh]

Blacklist is a good show tho

[hot moat]

She did..?

imma just check lmao

[frail bone]

||Bismarck retro Bismarck retro Bismarck retro Bismarck retro Bismarck retro Bismarck retro Bismarck retro Bismarck retro Bismarck retro Bismarck retro ||

[visual mountain]

Fubuki is scatman

Aka

Shitman

[hot moat]

yeah

oh she still does

[woven marsh]

As much as I think the song is cool

internet ruined it

[arctic hawk]

I still listen to it from time to time.

[visual mountain]

The vtubers are shitposting

[arctic hawk]

[hot moat]

[visual mountain]

Even matsuri

[hot moat]

Kroto

[visual mountain]

Not korone yet

[hot moat]

What's the pink curse

[visual mountain]

[hot moat]

🤔

[woven marsh]

It's when you get fucked ||over|| by pink haired girls who refuse to drop

[hot moat]

[woven marsh]

and ruin your gacha luck forever

[hot moat]

got it

[arctic hawk]

Vtubers: shitposting recently
Haato: I was born in the shit||post||. Molded by it

[woven marsh]

Hnka

[hot moat]

[arctic hawk]

[jagged tendon]

Korone shitposts with the thumbnails sometimes

[woven marsh]

Another Northampton

[arctic hawk]

I love the fact Haato likes that stupid animation so much, it's now her profile pic.

[hot moat]

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

[hot moat]

You mean.. Haachama?

[arctic hawk]

I know what I said.

[woven marsh]

you mean Howe||chama||?

[arctic hawk]

Welp, time for D1.

The first of the Ds.

[woven marsh]

Just finished D2

🐌

[arctic hawk]

DICC

[hot moat]

Just finished C3

[cobalt wyvern]

"Did you do it?"
"yes"
"what did it cost"
"everything"

[arctic hawk]

Mate, I was busy 3-starring A B and C

Fahk yu.

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Your lazy ass skipped A and B.

[woven marsh]

I am the one who's slow

[jagged tendon]

My luck has been shit in this event but I did get 2 FdG bps, 1 rainbow gun bp from blue commissions and gold roomba bps in both the normal and extra loot in 1 day so my wasnt counting on it being good

[woven marsh]

Learn to read

[rocky star]

what's A and B

champog

[cobalt wyvern]

ok so now i need to recharge some oil @arctic hawk

and farm in C3

[woven marsh]

[cobalt wyvern]

for the rest of the event

[woven marsh]

C3 is shit

Farm C2

[arctic hawk]

I am out of canteen oil.

[jagged tendon]

Still need to learn how auto works

[woven marsh]

Press one button

done

[jagged tendon]

The different options

[arctic hawk]

It just works™

[hot moat]

[jagged tendon]

And whoever made it on as default, fuck you

[hot moat]

[arctic hawk]

D1 forcing you to use DDs on both fleets

💢

[hot moat]

[jagged tendon]

I got Nimi

Gonna need to slap Ayaya or Naganami on the other i guess

[arctic hawk]

I got both Z23 and Laffey foaming at the mouth, but I prefer cruisers.

[jagged tendon]

Still doing the normal version to quickly get Trento tho

[arctic hawk]

Light cruiser Belfast
light
aha

D1 doesn't have ship number limitations, does it?

Ok, good. It doesn't.

[jagged tendon]

Doubt Hipper is that heavy, so could say the same for her

[arctic hawk]

Welp, time to eat up that oil.

[hazy kayak]

autosearch works on event maps?

[arctic hawk]

Is Oigun also heavy?

[hazy kayak]

aw heck yeah

[rocky star]

yes

[arctic hawk]

She looks lighter than Belfast, lemme tell you.

[hazy kayak]

I can't believe I have to play Azur Lane even less now

but

[jagged tendon]

She flies so maybe

[hazy kayak]

DD requirement

All the mobs nodes are heavy / bb / ca node

this is stupid!!!!

[rocky star]

1000 EVA

[hazy kayak]

1000 EVA is also stupid

[jagged tendon]

So how much more points does D3 give compared to D1?

[rocky star]

d3 gives 180

d1 idk

[arctic hawk]

I think I'm ready for D1, guize

[rocky star]

[arctic hawk]

If the 1st one required a light cruiser instead of a DD, I would've just used my default farming fleet.

Odin, Tirpitz, Sandy.

But, y'know. Fuck my oil reserves, I guess.

[jagged tendon]

Are you farming or are you planning to erase Italy

[arctic hawk]

I mean, this is post-story, so I suppose the KMS is coming to assess the damages and nuke Italy.

Not farming, I want to 3-star things.

[kind heart]

Bismarck is such a hot trash

[frail bone]

dun worry

her retro is coming

[kind heart]

[frail bone]

my wehraboo blood

feels it

coming closer each day that it passes

[arctic hawk]

But...but...I like Bismarck

This the one everyone's after? https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/Twin_203mm_(Model_1927)#Type_3

[small grail]

i heard the name of a kms ship and came running

[rocky star]

yeah it shoots pretty purple shells

that's all

[kind heart]

what fleet are you using at D3 farming?

[arctic hawk]

Bold of you to assume I'm at D3 yet.

[kind heart]

Someone is ig

[arctic hawk]

I'm currently doing the first D1 run.

Very oil-heavy.

[arctic hawk]

Because of the requirements.

[rocky star]

its shit

but atleast it's not 40 oil per fight

[arctic hawk]

40

Meanwhile, FBG Division consuming 77 per fight

[kind heart]

I'll try with Essex and Helena then and switch pr grinding to Georgia

[frail bone]

Tirpitz slacking sum damage

welp im finally done with this event

[rocky star]

I tried to use the second fleet but I cant get to 1000 eva

[woven marsh]

My highest EVA ships

[rocky star]

Maybe if I could move rudders around

[frail bone]

Weser gear finished

[rocky star]

[frail bone]

time to work on Tirpitz

[woven marsh]

Jav helped

Fucking @leaden arrow

Gtfo of my screenshots

[leaden arrow]

hey

[woven marsh]

SHIKIKAN

[leaden arrow]

Photobomb

[woven marsh]

Stream Sniper

Jesus

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

What is this abomination

[rocky star]

jav

[woven marsh]

I’ll just let die

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Bofos is more slippery than Kroto.

Bofos is the true 🐌

[verbal talon]

goys

im about to get snowed in

[arctic hawk]

Who's gonna the 📯 now

[rocky star]

[kind heart]

why

[arctic hawk]

Higher evasion with less ships = more slippery

[woven marsh]

Same ships

[arctic hawk]

🐌 are slippery.

[woven marsh]

More evasion

Nero can't maths

[arctic hawk]

Not using 🐌 as in "slow".

[woven marsh]

9 ships and 1105 Evasion for Cappu
9 ships and 1115 Evasion for bybman

[arctic hawk]

He's still more slippery than you.

[kind heart]

Hivemind

[woven marsh]

What's Ido's evasion?

Slimy bastard

[arctic hawk]

Ido's evasion is "snail".

[frail bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415872267038490626/802237235516014592/unknown.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415872267038490626/802237469076488212/unknown.png

[woven marsh]

[frail bone]

now i need 4 golden torps

and my subs are finished

[woven marsh]

Verd poor

can't afford dildos

[kind heart]

O man, bringing Ark is a good idea.
She nuked Littorio on first airstrike.

[woven marsh]

My fleet didn't save

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

Recommend filled it in somehow

Might as well let tag along

I need an EVA stat slave anyway

[arctic hawk]

clear all enemies
me: clears all enemies
round 2
1/3 stars

Exsqueeze me?

[woven marsh]

I'd rather not

[arctic hawk]

I, too, rather you didn't.

[verbal talon]

Penis.

[arctic hawk]

Venus.

Anyway, chibi Carabiniere cute.

[rocky star]

wtf

my mob fleet went into the boss node

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

You got D||icked||

[cobalt wyvern]

officially two thirds of ships

[frail bone]

each day

im closer to my goal

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415872267038490626/802239158285500416/unknown.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415872267038490626/802239206441091082/unknown.png

[woven marsh]

Why is Jaburin not dying

[frail bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415872267038490626/802239265463205938/unknown.png

[arctic hawk]

High evasion.

[rocky star]

evasion good

[woven marsh]

level 90

[arctic hawk]

high evasion

[woven marsh]

25% more damage taken

[arctic hawk]

Remember how you joked about Verd being best tank because he lags between the shells?

That's Javelin now.

Feel old yet?

[rocky star]

can't take 25% more damage if you don't get hit

[woven marsh]

🧠

[verbal talon]

I've been ignored

[arctic hawk]

First time?

[verbal talon]

Kroto patted me but Drak bonked me

[verbal talon]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-perhaps-family-guy-thinking-gif-13587558

[rocky star]

absolute bonkage

[woven marsh]

Jaburin dieded

after 5 nodes

[verbal talon]

[rocky star]

rip

[woven marsh]

Got killed by Pasta Nimi

[verbal talon]

[rocky star]

sniped by gun loli

[kind heart]

You know what, fuck leveling.
I'm going with Richelieu + Sandy

[woven marsh]

cappu feels me

I wanted to

but it's such bullshit

[rocky star]

yeah it's the sanity conserving option

[kind heart]

O wait, no CL on fleet 1. Suzutsuki instead of Sandy then

[rocky star]

I would use suzu and shit on everything but

[woven marsh]

Were it not for Zaragun I'd have given up and went to C2 already

[rocky star]

feelsbad

same

[kind heart]

I don't even have Zara to use it on

[rocky star]

just get her lol

[kind heart]

I just wanna see pretty purple shells

[rocky star]

me too man me too

[kind heart]

I tried.
150 cubes: 2 Pola, 2 new DD, 1 Littorio, 1 Cesare

[rocky star]

dang

[kind heart]

0 Zara and Formidable

[woven marsh]

Oh god I feel bad for the pasta now

they're like

[small grail]

i got only zara and formi

[woven marsh]

"show us your might"

Warspite obliterating Zara in one hit

[small grail]

oh and that elite that starts with a g whose name i can never remember

[woven marsh]

Carabiniere doesn't start with G

Neither does VG

[small grail]

found it

[rocky star]

I'm
84 cubes 1 Zara, 2 Formi, 2 new DD

[small grail]

Giulio Cesare

[arctic hawk]

Has Kroto unlocked the rest of the story yet?

[rocky star]

need pola and giulio

[arctic hawk]

'Cause the ending has feels.

[woven marsh]

Victorious punched Formidable's Cheeks

I have become the EN

[small grail]

im missing Littorio (can buy), trento (can earn), carabiniere (can earn), Pola and Vincenzo

[arctic hawk]

I only got 3 ships so far.

Zara, Trento, and The Good One.

[woven marsh]

4 more D3 runs

[small grail]

i was about to ask who "the good one" was but i stopped myself before i looked stupid

be proud

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

🏳️‍🌈

[woven marsh]

[rocky star]

btw

after you unlock auto search

[woven marsh]

Should I just buy Littorio before BPs

[rocky star]

if you clear all the fleets

[woven marsh]

I am so tired of this bullshit late leveling

[arctic hawk]

Alright, cleared all ships again. That star had better work now.

[rocky star]

it will fuck your settings

[woven marsh]

[rocky star]

that's why nanoda suicided

[woven marsh]

Y'know what

Imma do it

I've suffered too long

[kind heart]

*nanoded

[woven marsh]

Wait

Her voice

[untold light]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCBbwDK8zQY

[arctic hawk]

Ok, 2/3 stars

[woven marsh]

Littorio's voice

[woven marsh]

Is that Michelle Davis

pls tell me I am not going mad

[arctic hawk]

You're going mad.

[rocky star]

you are going bald

[woven marsh]

YES

Holy shit

That also means

[arctic hawk]

Of course the one english comment is about fucking Naruto.

[kind heart]

Bunny 119

[untold light]

He's right tho

[arctic hawk]

Don't enable Narutards.

[untold light]

I don't, but for once that's a Naruto comment that is relevant o_o

[woven marsh]

She's in To Aru as well

I love Littorio

[arctic hawk]

[untold light]

Or at least as relevant as a comment can be

Littorio cool, rigging cool

[woven marsh]

Algerie and Mogami have the same VA

but idc

Littorio one sounds familiar, I love it

[arctic hawk]

oboy, a 4:10

Hiei

[kind heart]

Sandy and Ark have the same VA

[untold light]

Asuka e tu

She did Ham Ham too iirc

[woven marsh]

Top Littorio comment:

JoJo

[frail bone]

damn

now i know why Italian ships are bad

they dont even have fire control radars

[woven marsh]

5 JoJo references

[woven marsh]

Have you seen how many Rangefinders Littorio has tho

Like

Jesus

fucking

christ

They are everywhere

[untold light]

Top quality Seiyuu

[woven marsh]

Is Monarch secretly floofy?

[untold light]

She has a doggo, I guess that counts

[hazy kayak]

Screw it

[woven marsh]

I will

[hazy kayak]

I'm just farming D3 with Richelieu

[untold light]

the doggo ?

[woven marsh]

The Monarch

[hazy kayak]

same!!!!

monarch deserves love and attention

[small grail]

secret monarch floofs?

i'm in

[hazy kayak]

sure, it's canon now

[woven marsh]

Plug in tail

[hazy kayak]

I'm plugging my mast in her

[dapper plank]

Ohayougozaimasu

[hazy kayak]

heyo

[woven marsh]

My 610mm Torpedo

[small grail]

ohayo

[woven marsh]

[untold light]

tchin tchin tchong

[small grail]

my majestic main cannon

[untold light]

Your long lance

[woven marsh]

Fun fact

They didn't call it Long Lance

[untold light]

shocking

Oh no I just dropped z23

[small grail]

[untold light]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-need-you-angry-throw-trash-garbage-gif-15769455

[woven marsh]

Pick her up

[untold light]

took care of her

[arctic hawk]

Boy, did you pick a weird time to log in.

[dapper plank]

Huh

[hazy kayak]

Let's gooooooooo

[arctic hawk]

They wanna fuck Monarch.

[woven marsh]

oh no

he did it as well

It is time comrades

[untold light]

Everybody wants to

[dapper plank]

Sex with monarch?

[arctic hawk]

[dapper plank]

[arctic hawk]

Ye, everybody.

[hazy kayak]

Never realized SLC was kinda big

[hazy kayak]

but it's like the

AL moderate

but IRL big

[untold light]

Oi good chum, you've been Salt Lak'd

[small grail]

logs in right after "im plugging my mast in her"

[frail bone]

"mantain our looks good"

barely has clothes

me: ok

[arctic hawk]

Care to try that one again, mate?

[untold light]

All the more reason to maintain the few clothes that hide things

[frail bone]

?

[arctic hawk]

maintain our good looks*

[woven marsh]

SLC kinda hot ngl

[frail bone]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsey-shame-no-disappointed-disappointment-gif-4705923

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

Verd no longer cares about Scharnhorst

[frail bone]

why i have the feeling that im creating way too many enemies

[arctic hawk]

Knew he was a heretic.

[untold light]

Gneisenau > Scharn'

[frail bone]

[arctic hawk]

Both Gneisnau and Scharnhorst are good.

[frail bone]

https://tenor.com/view/loltyler1-tyler1-sips-streamer-twitch-gif-11087899

[untold light]

They are

but Gneisenau better

[woven marsh]

Scharnhorts

[arctic hawk]

I corrected it, ok.

Was considering leaving it like that as a goof.

[jagged tendon]

NC, Richelieu, Centaur or wait a bit on DoY?

[arctic hawk]

Also, why does that guy look like Tyler1?

[woven marsh]

I have so many questions

[rocky star]

[untold light]

[rocky star]

did she get drunk and ram everything

[arctic hawk]

Laffey "The Best Defense is a Good Offense" Benson.

[kind heart]

O hey, pain

[rocky star]

welcome to pain

[woven marsh]

Use Noshiro

Oh wait

[untold light]

Time to paint one of your ships

[rocky star]

population everyone

[arctic hawk]

Paint your ships red.

||WAAAGH||

[untold light]

faster

[woven marsh]

red goez fasta

[arctic hawk]

Imagine putting all your best ships in there and rounding it up to 999 evasion.

I may or may not be jinxing myself on this.

Will keep y'all posted.

[untold light]

Worse, be it 1000

[arctic hawk]

Can't be equal either, eh?

[woven marsh]

no

has to be more

[arctic hawk]

Oh, baby.

[rocky star]

[kind heart]

I put heels on sandy

[untold light]

She's already tripping without them, oh boi

[woven marsh]

Cygnet has more EVA thatn Jav

is that why she gets so many skins?

Also

[arctic hawk]

Dance in heels = pain.
Falling on stage due to dancing in heels = dodges potential headshot.
High evasion.

[woven marsh]

she is massive

[arctic hawk]

That's how that works, right

[woven marsh]

where is the evasion from

cos y'know

she's

massive

for a DD

[small grail]

maximum intelligence

[arctic hawk]

1 int 10 luck

[small grail]

watashi wa numba wan

[untold light]

Maybe Cygnet historically had bad balance, hence why

[hazy kayak]

Scharn and Gnei are fine

[untold light]

Kind of detail that makes AL better

[hazy kayak]

Scharn moreso for having the aimed salvo like Warspite

[arctic hawk]

Every single time I read that, the entire song plays in my head. faq

[small grail]

its ok im suffering too

[hazy kayak]

but Gneisenau is sexier imo

[small grail]

i made the sacrifice for the meme

[woven marsh]

But I hate Gneisenau's skin

[arctic hawk]

Ah, yes. A fellow berserker mind-alike.

[jagged tendon]

Does Greenville have more EVA than Jav too?

[arctic hawk]

Great, this is happening now.

[woven marsh]

Jav is 2nd

[untold light]

I mean nobody memed since I joined 30 minutes ago, wth is wrong here

[woven marsh]

Carabiniere lives up to her name

[arctic hawk]

This is not #461381136661217283 , faq

[woven marsh]

by being behind all the common HMS DDs

[untold light]

[woven marsh]

Cute Monarch

[arctic hawk]

Also, I did meme, the hell do you mean.

[woven marsh]

[rocky star]

foxhound is 3rd best eva

[arctic hawk]

Here, I'll meme again

[untold light]

Exu' meets Beidou meets Monarch

[woven marsh]

That art is older than Genshit

[jagged tendon]

Ballons help being afloat

[rocky star]

booba

[hazy kayak]

hm

[untold light]

Artist is a visionary then

[hazy kayak]

I got about a month left of pixiv premium

so I go check out best girl Izumo art

someone submitted a bestiality piece...

what the fuck, man

[arctic hawk]

Kek.

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

Doggo?

[hazy kayak]

I scrolled too far down

yes

[small grail]

https://tenor.com/view/filthy-frank-why-mario-gif-19312726

[arctic hawk]

Ok.

[hazy kayak]

probably a german shepherd

[woven marsh]

Pixiv Premium

[hazy kayak]

you get a free month trial

[woven marsh]

I don't go past my followed artists

[untold light]

Shepherd...

[woven marsh]

most of the stuff is such garbage

[arctic hawk]

Welp, I'm out of oil commissions.

Fuck me, I guess.

[woven marsh]

again

no

[untold light]

Aight, comin'

[small grail]

im out of oil but commission oil is on the way

[kind heart]

Look man, furry artists earn a lot

[small grail]

which really reflects the failure of the human race

[arctic hawk]

Bestiality =/= furry

Don't compare the two.

[untold light]

Already dropped 5 Zara gun prints wth

Back in my boomer days, it was rarer than 138.6

[kind heart]

I'm not comparing those two, I'm just telling you

[rocky star]

I have 3

[arctic hawk]

Furry is worse than bestiality

[woven marsh]

Cappu offering you a job

[small grail]

depends on the beast

[arctic hawk]

Every time I read Kroto typing "cappu", all I can hear is

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

You really wanna go over this on a public channel?

[small grail]

...no. no i don't.

[arctic hawk]

Thought so.

[untold light]

wota in da feuer wy

[small grail]

WOTAH IN DA FIYAH WHYYYY

i don undastand

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

notto undastand

[woven marsh]

Screenshots of small bybman

[arctic hawk]

Retrofit your Laffey, man.

She goode.

[untold light]

damn, that's nice

[woven marsh]

Everyone: Cool

Essex:

[arctic hawk]

Of course Essex gets the chibi.

[woven marsh]

[untold light]

[arctic hawk]

That's pre' good art, though.

I'll have 1

[woven marsh]

The fuck was happening in 2019

[arctic hawk]

It's not even 3 am yet.

[woven marsh]

Jesus Christ

[small grail]

why

[woven marsh]

I can't believe it was this bad

[woven marsh]

It's a Russian meme

[arctic hawk]

Also, like always, please provide a translation if you're gonna post russian pl0x