lexington-general

[woven marsh]

Bruh

It’s

Negative

30

Degrees

Celsius

What’s a mosquito

[arctic hawk]

A tiny flying bug in a suit.

They suck.

[woven marsh]

Gotta wait till it’s +30

They def suck

[rocky star]

[jagged tendon]

They can go suck a dick

[arctic hawk]

Imagine getting a mosquito bite on your dick.

[jagged tendon]

Flying pieces of trash dont leave me alone during summer

[woven marsh]

You joke

But

It’s an actual fucking fetish

[jagged tendon]

Why am I not surprised

[arctic hawk]

I am aware insectophilia(or whatever) is a thing.

[rotund pelican]

is that another jojo ref?

[rocky star]

[arctic hawk]

I am desanitised to how stupid and weird some people are.

[woven marsh]

Old babushka giving motivational advice to the younglings

[jagged tendon]

Old babushka
There's young babushkas?

[arctic hawk]

Just wait 'til the next line.

[woven marsh]

We already made the retro joke

[arctic hawk]

Well, the good news is, my can clear the C1 map just fine.

[woven marsh]

Yes

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

Bad news is, they can't handle the boss as well after a full clear.

[woven marsh]

I’m gonnae die

[rotund pelican]

mail

[arctic hawk]

5 clears. Kek.

[rocky star]

pain

[arctic hawk]

Pain-relieving mail.

[woven marsh]

Champagne without cham

[arctic hawk]

Pagnekillers.

[woven marsh]

Max Pagne

[arctic hawk]

Judas Priest's hit single: Pagnekiller

[frail bone]

i will finish clearing the last stages tomorrow

idk but clearing events are a pain in the ass

takes me the whole day

[arctic hawk]

Really, no one's forcing us to clear everything on day one.

Yet, here we are.

[frail bone]

meanwhile in AK i finish the event in like 3-4 hours

the thing in AK

is that it has alot of dialogue

i spend more time reading stuff

than playing the game

[arctic hawk]

a lot*

[frail bone]

not that its bad tho

i enjoy it

gives me hope for an proper AK anime

[arctic hawk]

be getting them MVPs in C1

[rotund pelican]

I forgot, I haven't done my chungus yet

[jagged tendon]

You know I was gonna make a question but its so stupid from a stupid source that im not even gonna bother

[arctic hawk]

Do it anyway. Stupid is what we do best.

[jagged tendon]

How do you masturbate in a non sexual way? Like

[arctic hawk]

aaaawhat

[rotund pelican]

wut

[jagged tendon]

Ppl keep getting stupider everyday, the amount of crap I see has dug a hole through humanity's faith

[arctic hawk]

Do you mean, like. whacking it without thinking of whatever gets you in the moment?

[jagged tendon]

Idfk, I just saw some moron saying that he did that

[rotund pelican]

that tree bark looking kinda thicc dou....

[jagged tendon]

Why did the tree bark?

[rotund pelican]

[arctic hawk]

[arctic hawk]

That reminds me of fart rape.

[jagged tendon]

Lmao

[arctic hawk]

"If a man farts louder than a female, the female will feel threatened"

Ye, that's how farts work.

[jagged tendon]

What happens the other way around?

[woven marsh]

Girls don’t fart

And they shit rainbows

Or so I heard

[jagged tendon]

Oh ive seen some dropping nukes

[arctic hawk]

Dunno, I don't want to occupy my limited memory storage with sperg thoughts from sperg people.

[rotund pelican]

this sounds like something natgeo would say

[arctic hawk]

My aunt can out-fart me.

[woven marsh]

After THAT tiramisu

Ofc

[arctic hawk]

Mine stink, though.

[woven marsh]

Lexington degeneral

[arctic hawk]

Are you infringing on my right to fart, sir?

[jagged tendon]

Imagine asking someone "what can you do better than others" and they respond "I can out-fart them"

So stupid

[arctic hawk]

Oh, no need to imagine it. My aunt's a fucking prideful idiot.

[woven marsh]

I can fail at life better than you

[arctic hawk]

You're skinnier than me.

[woven marsh]

And?

[arctic hawk]

That's already a step above my fat ass.

[woven marsh]

I still look fat

[arctic hawk]

Breh, your hands don't end in sausages.

[woven marsh]

They end in long sausages

Bony sausages

[untold light]

Ooray Internet is back

[rocky star]

how do you resist eating them

[untold light]

Third World France

[woven marsh]

I think they are called fingers

[arctic hawk]

I need them for lazy gaming.

[untold light]

Today is so weird I swear

[arctic hawk]

Just today?

[untold light]

Today a bit more than usual

[arctic hawk]

Turns out my fleet could solo C1 after all.

did lose about 50% of her HP, though.

[untold light]

On C1

Are they lv 30 or something

[jagged tendon]

Game doesnt want to give me more Odin bps or commissions

[arctic hawk]

A full sweep.

They're kinda' undergeared.

When doing just 4 mobs + the boss, it's piss.

[arctic hawk]

Fuckin' Laffey and her anime energy.

Also, the fish Javelin and fish Ayanami.

[zinc valve]

@untold light whats that manga? not slow ahead right?

[arctic hawk]

[jagged tendon]

Why does Centaur have elf ears? Centaurs dont have them right?

[untold light]

Nah I think it's just a random strip from an artist

[rotund pelican]

just like the chain in belfast?

[zinc valve]

[rotund pelican]

woah

[rocky star]

monka

[untold light]

alright this was not supposed to show like that

[arctic hawk]

Arknights
shows Gensin Impact

[rocky star]

[untold light]

Anyway, hm_(hmongt)
Search for yourself on the boorus

[arctic hawk]

Put links between these things < >

[untold light]

Yeah but still, the booru gallery has nsfw so I don't think that's a clever move

[arctic hawk]

Meant Twatter ones.

[untold light]

Alright he does funny stuff

[arctic hawk]

So does Sparrow sometimes.

[arctic hawk]

Uhh...where's the joke going?

[untold light]

Captain*

[rocky star]

[arctic hawk]

Not that Sparrow.

[untold light]

In space apparently

[arctic hawk]

Queen Lizzie is out-of-this-world flat?

Like Keira Knightley

[untold light]

[arctic hawk]

Oh, I know that strip.

||Ends with Gura eating the delivery guy||

[untold light]

Wait, he's actually the dude that makes some Juustagram posts

that's pretty pog

[arctic hawk]

Tell me he did the Enterprise plane one.

[untold light]

He did some Enterprise but I don't see the plane one

[arctic hawk]

Aww

[jagged tendon]

Amelia with the syringes

[untold light]

classic

[arctic hawk]

Welp. I underestimated how many fleets I should've taken down per run for the 2nd star on C1.

Time to waste oil.

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Poor Kisaragi.

[arctic hawk]

Benson retrofit when

[untold light]

Been waiting for so long

Benson too underappreciated

[frail bone]

everyship below SSR retro when...

[arctic hawk]

Also, why does Kancolle's Shimakaze look more like Azur Lane's Benson than her namesake

[frail bone]

be like abyss front

every ship has another form

too bad it aint getting a EN version

[arctic hawk]

This can only end well.

[rancid carbon]

how many clears do you need on c2 for safe level

?

[arctic hawk]

Yes.

[jagged tendon]

Ends in

[arctic hawk]

Let's see if I forget to awaken somatically again after this clear.

[rocky star]

8

[rancid carbon]

bruh-

8

I think I might just start bringing formi by tommorow If I need 8 clears

[arctic hawk]

Why's C2 so special, anyway?

[rancid carbon]

2nd best farming spot for points

[cobalt wyvern]

just told my classmate that I bought gems like 4 months ago @arctic hawk

he haven't talked to me in the last 10 minutes

[arctic hawk]

How dare you spend money on a game you like.

[cobalt wyvern]

I told him to literally conserve all his gems on dock space

[untold light]

I wanna farm a second Zara gun, but I feel like I'll regret it

[arctic hawk]

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to buy 100 lootboxes on Overwatch and make a reaction video.

[cobalt wyvern]

he didn't listen

now he's complaining that he has no dock space

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/surprised-pikachu-pokemon-shock-surprised-pikachu-gif-15357817

[jagged tendon]

Show him Marine whaling until her card doesnt work anymore

[cobalt wyvern]

I told him to save cubes and coins for the event 5 days ago

didn't listen

[arctic hawk]

Funny how foresight works, innit

[cobalt wyvern]

now he's complaining that he has no event ships

[arctic hawk]

Imagine listening to the dude who's played the game for 2 years.

[rocky star]

[rancid carbon]

oh she dropped

[cobalt wyvern]

nice

[rancid carbon]

less space yes we love to see it

[cobalt wyvern]

@arctic hawk he had the balls to tell me that he isn't the kind of person to buy skins

[untold light]

She has public toilets on her rigging, cool

[jagged tendon]

Thighs

[cobalt wyvern]

I pointed out that he bought an Eugen skin

[rancid carbon]

if im not wrong this is zara gun right?

[cobalt wyvern]

he told me that it was a misclick

[untold light]

no this is Littorio gun

[rocky star]

that's littorio gun

[cobalt wyvern]

I told him that it was a misclick because he tried to buy another Eugen skin

[rancid carbon]

oh

[untold light]

Zara gun you have to farm it, with sweat and blood

[rocky star]

the one from D3 is zara gun

[jagged tendon]

Zara gun is the long one

[arctic hawk]

Don't you confirm skins like twice before spending the gems?

[cobalt wyvern]

idk man

idk how you misclick that

[rocky star]

how

[arctic hawk]

He seems like the kind of guy who would excuse cheating on his wife with "I just tripped and fell penis-first into a gal on the floor. For like 52 times in a row."

[jagged tendon]

How do you misclick going to shop > scrolling to skin > the buy button and the confirmation button, nvm having to confirm

[cobalt wyvern]

wanna hear a funny noob Ido story?

[arctic hawk]

You can buy skins from the ship's skin collection.

[arctic hawk]

Why not

[rancid carbon]

I can only rent formidables skin

[jagged tendon]

Doesnt it take you to the shop first?

[untold light]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIvILyyD1Xc

[rancid carbon]

skin unlocks when

[arctic hawk]

You can rent anyuu of the 3 you want.

any*

Don't need to own the ship herself.

[cobalt wyvern]

ok so

[rancid carbon]

should I bring sandy retrofit while doing mob fleets cause theres tons of planes in c2?

[cobalt wyvern]

back in like, July or August

[untold light]

Good feels to already own 2 of the 3 rental skins

[cobalt wyvern]

we got invitation cards

what was it called

Early Summer invitation cards

I asked my friend (who mentored me on AL) who to pick

[arctic hawk]

Rolls right off the tongue.

[cobalt wyvern]

they said Shoukaku

here's the thing

I just realized who was the loading screen woman who had those really big boobs and it was Belfast

and I was like "shit I need Belfast"

Belfast was also an option

[arctic hawk]

Bab ido got Belfast, eh?

[cobalt wyvern]

I legit had a plan of saying that I misclicked on Belfast to get her instead of Shoukaku

but then I had a lucky build

and got Belfast

[rotund pelican]

[arctic hawk]

muffled angry Rylan noises

[cobalt wyvern]

so I just invited Shoukaku

[jagged tendon]

I mean Sho aint better but at least looks better

[cobalt wyvern]

:(

[rancid carbon]

wait when is summer for yostar

[arctic hawk]

Your opinion has been noted.

[cobalt wyvern]

and that's the story of Kid Magnet the Belfast @arctic hawk

[jagged tendon]

I mean Belfast is a maid with big tits, Sho at least has the crane outfit going

[arctic hawk]

Yep. I forgot to awaken somatically again.

Ah, well. 'Least they store up to 5 levels-worth of EXP.

[cobalt wyvern]

and that's a bad thing ???

[jagged tendon]

I chose Bel cause had the others already

[arctic hawk]

I have two letters on me. Montpelier and Atago.

[jagged tendon]

No but its boring

[cobalt wyvern]

as if I care

[jagged tendon]

Sho also has big tits

[cobalt wyvern]

but I CAN'T SEE THEMMMM

[arctic hawk]

Atago because I thought she must be good, that's why every single degenerate wants her.

man

[jagged tendon]

You can on the L2D

[arctic hawk]

Montpelier because I still need to MLB mine, I guess.

[rotund pelican]

reason I played this game in the first place

[jagged tendon]

Damn she has a good one

[arctic hawk]

I can't, for the life of me, remember why I decided to give Azur Lane a try.

[cobalt wyvern]

it took me until last week to figure out who this was since I saw that loading screen in April

then I was like "oh fuck it's Black Prince"

"man I'm stupid"

[jagged tendon]

Have 3 letters, 1 from Sho 1 from Zui and 1 from Bel

[arctic hawk]

'Eyyy, first time

[rocky star]

[untold light]

Black Prince

Mine almost 120

[cobalt wyvern]

Azur Lane-aligned servers are inherently inferior to Crimson Axis servers

because we get St. Louis instead of Leipzig

[untold light]

Then they're superior ?

[cobalt wyvern]

I mean booba wise yes

but Leipzig is wholesome af

[untold light]

Everything wise

[frail bone]

[cobalt wyvern]

literally a "kids these days"

[arctic hawk]

It took me 2 months to find out who the big tid chick was near Belfast during that one loading screen.

[cobalt wyvern]

Warspite is officially boomer wojak

[jagged tendon]

Acting like Leipzig aint stacked too

[untold light]

Why chase them when you can hit them from 26km

[arctic hawk]

'Twas Azuma.

[cobalt wyvern]

not as stacked @jagged tendon

you can't compare

[jagged tendon]

Almost

[frail bone]

[arctic hawk]

Man, Verd really was late to his own birth.

[cobalt wyvern]

says that in her retrofit skin

[arctic hawk]

From SSSR to SSSSR

Some DBZ shit right here.

[cobalt wyvern]

more like

USSR

[untold light]

Metaspite

[arctic hawk]

[rocky star]

omega rare

[frail bone]

https://tenor.com/view/love-is-war-death-stare-anime-kaguyasama-wa-kokurasetai-clown-gif-17655504

[untold light]

🤡

[cobalt wyvern]

August 20 was a good day

[arctic hawk]

Yes. I mock thee for being tardy.

[cobalt wyvern]

got Bismarck, Washington and Atago

in the same day

[arctic hawk]

hax

[cobalt wyvern]

Bismarck was from gacha

Washington was from invitation card

Atago was from medal exchange

[frail bone]

Tirpitz spanks nicely

[arctic hawk]

I forget if my first Takao was from medal exchange or gacha.

[untold light]

Not really but when you see what's beside her

[arctic hawk]

But I do remember MLBing Takao using Takao only.

[cobalt wyvern]

my Takao was from gacha

while Takao was in medal exchange

luck.jpg

[arctic hawk]

What a chad.

[cobalt wyvern]

wanna hear the story of Spootnik?

how I got her

[arctic hawk]

🍿

[cobalt wyvern]

it's slightly less interesting

I tried to get Warspite for like a week or two by that point

it was like, late April

I had like 18 cubes

did a random late night roll

and got Warspite

[untold light]

How do you even remember that much

[arctic hawk]

That's how I got Weser last event.

A snail doesn't forget.

[cobalt wyvern]

here's my reaction

@untold light it's all archived in DMs

[rancid carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/grubhub-commercial-gif-19925611

[untold light]

[cobalt wyvern]

also sometimes i just have very good memory of specific events

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/578395628485476362/702599451679653903/unknown.png?width=1133&height=589 how it started

how it's going

oh yeah @arctic hawk

[untold light]

How it will finish

[cobalt wyvern]

I got another Warspite the same weekend

[arctic hawk]

Still here, no need to @

[cobalt wyvern]

@untold light god no

retiring warspite is like laying down your corgi

[untold light]

You mean it's funny ?

[cobalt wyvern]

:((((

[untold light]

[cobalt wyvern]

I mean the other instances I remember getting Warspite in

are like

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/how-dare-you-greta-thunberg-gif-15130785

[cobalt wyvern]

during Aurora Noctis day 1

a couple days ago with the new years invitation

and uh, today

[arctic hawk]

For the record, I absolutely hate that bitch.

But that reaction is fitting.

[untold light]

Everyone does, don't worry

[cobalt wyvern]

for the record, I don't care

[rancid carbon]

I am 900 specialized core thingies away from the warspite retrofit item

[arctic hawk]

How are you peeps getting those so slowly.

[cobalt wyvern]

I have 13k of them

[arctic hawk]

I've been sitting on 10k useless things for a while now.

[cobalt wyvern]

I'll give you mine if you wanna @rancid carbon

got nothing to spend them on

[rancid carbon]

yes please

I need them

I wanna retrofit warspite already

[cobalt wyvern]

usually I have this tradition of recording big moments @arctic hawk

[arctic hawk]

But?

[cobalt wyvern]

I'm pretty sure I have video recording of me retrofitting Warspite

I used it in some memes

[arctic hawk]

That's cute and kinda' cringe.

[cobalt wyvern]

it is

I stopped doing that

[arctic hawk]

I mean, I get it.

I still screen-shoot whenever I get new ships.

[cobalt wyvern]

say what you want

[arctic hawk]

But that's because I have a friendo who really likes the art.

[cobalt wyvern]

but I know to admit when I do cringe

oh screenshotting is one thing

[arctic hawk]

Ditto.

[cobalt wyvern]

opening Bandicam and recording the screen is another

[rotund pelican]

freaking hood

[arctic hawk]

Unregistered Hypercam 2

[cobalt wyvern]

the good old days

[untold light]

It's ok, I played a game where you kiss your phone to awaken your chars

[cobalt wyvern]

damnnnn

[arctic hawk]

Youwhat

[untold light]

( I didn't do it, nobody did that. I hope )

[rotund pelican]

[untold light]

Fuck I'm sure some did

[arctic hawk]

The Real Lonelies?

[cobalt wyvern]

new greetings

[arctic hawk]

Snails make noises?

inb4 "this one does"

[cobalt wyvern]

this one does

[untold light]

le snail

[arctic hawk]

L'escargott.

[untold light]

one t only

[arctic hawk]

the joke

An extra T for taste.

[untold light]

Approved then

[rotund pelican]

a snail who eats his own kind

[arctic hawk]

Where do you think Ido got the name "Fidel Escargot" from?

[cobalt wyvern]

yes

I ate red ido

a friend of mine was like

"maybe prioritize perfecting your existing PR ships instead of getting new PR ships?"

and I was like

"nonsense!"

the grind never ends

[rotund pelican]

lol

[untold light]

That's not how gacha works

[arctic hawk]

More PR ships, more tech points. More tech points, better overall stats.

Is @woven marsh still alive?

[rotund pelican]

the 3 am ate him

[jagged tendon]

Dont you dare grind another ship until your DR is fate 5

[arctic hawk]

It's 4 am for him now.

1 oil

[rocky star]

D3 has so many enemy ships

[cobalt wyvern]

the grind never ends

[zinc valve]

d3 on 1st day

[arctic hawk]

The Grind™ never ends.

[zinc valve]

🐒

[rocky star]

yes I'm clinically insane

[cobalt wyvern]

YOU

ARMPIT ARMADA

[untold light]

1083 oil, that hurts to watch

[arctic hawk]

I concur, it hurts to watch

[cobalt wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/199126650317832192/791726800219930651/unknown.png?width=1133&height=325

[rocky star]

hurts more to live it

[cobalt wyvern]

was Black Prince not Armpit enough for him?

[arctic hawk]

ohey, cube

[untold light]

I mean, Heinrich's pits are more visible

[cobalt wyvern]

guess so @untold light

[arctic hawk]

Is Conte di Cavour point-only?

[jagged tendon]

And he already has a royal pit

[untold light]

Drop

[arctic hawk]

Ah, ok.

[jagged tendon]

Drop from B3 or D3

rear admiral lower half
Who made these ranks

[arctic hawk]

Buttmiral.

[untold light]

Assmiral

Popotinmiral

[arctic hawk]

back to asses, eh?

[untold light]

Yup

[cobalt wyvern]

fighting Armpit Armada again made my day

[arctic hawk]

I wish to clear up some space, what should I dismantle?

[edgy nebula]

btw

just put them to ship you don't use

[cobalt wyvern]

did you get a request from me or did I request the wrong level 124 SaltCry? @untold light

[arctic hawk]

I am in a constant need of plates, Bread.

[edgy nebula]

equipment on ship doesn't count toward depot space

[arctic hawk]

iKnow.

[cobalt wyvern]

oh shit that's brilliant @edgy nebula

[edgy nebula]

farm 6-1

[cobalt wyvern]

thank you nanoda man

[edgy nebula]

for plates

[arctic hawk]

But...y'know, poverty.

[edgy nebula]

[untold light]

Lemme check

Das a cute smooth gif

[cobalt wyvern]

one of the smoother gifs I've seen

[edgy nebula]

you can get rid of purple roomba, purple eugen gun, comet, and that purple BB gun i guess?

[untold light]

Shit's scary

[cobalt wyvern]

snail noises

[cobalt wyvern]

my friend request for KrotoMax was me offering an I.O.U of 20k coins

set for When Devs Add Trade Featues (tm)

[untold light]

Yeah right

[arctic hawk]

tfw I have a "Rabid One" and "Rarbib2" on my friend list

[jagged tendon]

Imagine if you sent that to the other SaltCry

[cobalt wyvern]

oh man I love seeing ornate dorms and then see that their names are like

Username's Dorm

[untold light]

There's another one ?

[jagged tendon]

Guess so

[cobalt wyvern]

nah it was a joke

[untold light]

I don't like naming things... 😔

[arctic hawk]

Oh, no. Roon went to brazil.

[cobalt wyvern]

Bizzaro SaltCry doesn't exist unfortunately

Roon is a citizen of Rio Grande de Sul

*do

too used to Spanish

[jagged tendon]

I mean, we do use De on some places so easy to confuse

[untold light]

South America speaking Spanish, Spanish 2, Spanish 3...

[jagged tendon]

America speaking spanish
Brazil, murica and Canada:

[ripe aspen]

good?

[arctic hawk]

Good.

[jagged tendon]

Good

[untold light]

[ripe aspen]

Nice.

[arctic hawk]

Nice

[untold light]

22/20 would coom again

[fossil cape]

Suriname speaking Dutch
The rest:

[arctic hawk]

Save for Alabama, I now own all of the Crosswave Kansen.

[untold light]

Damn, French is actually the second most spoken language per country in the world

[arctic hawk]

Blame Canada.

[untold light]

Blame all those tiny remote islands rather

[arctic hawk]

That was a South Park reference, by the way.

[untold light]

Yeah my culture suffered a lot from not being a South Park guy back in the day

[arctic hawk]

Eh, it's fine. You got plenty of time to catch up.

[untold light]

Speaking of Alabama... what are they planning with Ashen...

[jagged tendon]

Nothing

[arctic hawk]

Ah, crap, you reminded me.

I also don't have Baltimore.

Fahk.

[jagged tendon]

Or Casablanca

[arctic hawk]

Casablanca isn't in Corsswave.

[jagged tendon]

I doubt any of them are in Corsswave

[arctic hawk]

Alabama and Baltimore are.

So are Formidable and Essex.

Zara, too.

[jagged tendon]

Corsswave

[arctic hawk]

Ye, Corsswave.

[jagged tendon]

What PRs are in there besides Roon

[arctic hawk]

Saint Louis

Azuma

Monarch, I think?

Neptune.

[jagged tendon]

Didnt think it was so many

[untold light]

All that snail spit in my friend requests list now

[arctic hawk]

Cube, or no cube?

[untold light]

0 and x2

don't know in what order

[untold light]

See ya in 5hrs

[arctic hawk]

Cheers.

Finally closed Memu for today.

Despite only having 3-starred A, B, and C1.

[verbal talon]

gib littorio

[arctic hawk]

Will when I get'er.

[jagged tendon]

I need to go finish opsi and stuff but not feeling like booting up the game

[arctic hawk]

I did my OPSiren stuff when Odin got tired.

Let'er rest and then back in the italian saddle.

[jagged tendon]

I was doing mine when Perseus got tired but then went to dinner

[fossil cape]

[arctic hawk]

That's what you get for manuel.

[jagged tendon]

I did worse on auto

[arctic hawk]

[rocky star]

gib

[jagged tendon]

Steal it, use a uss fleet

[untold light]

[leaden arrow]

@dapper plank

[untold light]

To replace or not to replace tho, tough choice...

[jagged tendon]

Replace

[untold light]

Must be hot after staying in that thing for months, I'll give her a break.

[arctic hawk]

That looks like a fine mess, let me tell you.

Though mine ain't looking any hotter.

[rocky star]

no more oil time to hibernate

[cobalt wyvern]

gun woman is so cute

[rocky star]

gun loli

[cobalt wyvern]

GFL ?!?!?!?!/11?1/1

[jagged tendon]

Ngl her chibi hair does look weird af

[cobalt wyvern]

she's british

she's allowed to have a bowl cut

[rocky star]

[jagged tendon]

It covers 2/3 of her head tho

[cobalt wyvern]

I told my classmate that I got 4 Zaras

when he got 1 Zara

he just told me to fuck off

[jagged tendon]

[cobalt wyvern]

mission failed successfully

[untold light]

As long as you get one it's fine

Purins are here for the rest

[cobalt wyvern]

I told him to enjoy his Zara

[leaden arrow]

damnit, a truck failed to get up a slope in front of my house again

[untold light]

[jagged tendon]

Amazing, 4 commissions not a single reward

[leaden arrow]

I'm just here, listening to some weeb music, while the outside ambience is just......
insert dying truck engine revving at max rpm here

[rocky star]

[rotund pelican]

[hot moat]

[frail bone]

https://tenor.com/view/loltyler1-tyler1-sips-streamer-twitch-gif-11087899

[timber breach]

[jagged tendon]

I love her design, its like a giant squid

[timber breach]

whatis this

its raw ?????

[frail bone]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsey-shame-no-disappointed-disappointment-gif-4705923

[untold light]

Looks like some sort of coppa

[frail bone]

pretty much raw

imagine eating raw fat

[leaden arrow]

I've seen too much KN

"IT'S DRY"

[visual mountain]

It's fucking raw

[leaden arrow]

"IT'S GRITTTY"

[frail bone]

i can eat raw shrimp without any problem tho

its actually tasty

but meat?

[visual mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/ramsay-raw-gif-13771788

[frail bone]

hell nah

[leaden arrow]

remember that one KN episode where the storage for raw and cooked pork is in one place ?

[frail bone]

god

[leaden arrow]

it's disgusting, wtf

they were ontop of each other as well

[frail bone]

i remember the pingeon one

the only thing fresh in the restaurant

[glossy crag]

eyyy wassup fellow Lexi skk

[leaden arrow]

no wonder the program stopped, Gordon can only handle so many food poisoning

[timber breach]

[frail bone]

for me he endured more than he should lol

[leaden arrow]

he's a tough old man

[glossy crag]

we talking about Gordon eating disgusting food?

[visual mountain]

Just played a few more hours of terraria i doubt im ready for the next mech bosses yet

[leaden arrow]

yes

[visual mountain]

[timber breach]

ya there was raw meat on a pizza

[leaden arrow]

ikr, like wtf

[visual mountain]

Me have so many gears

[glossy crag]

he has a gut of steel literally

[visual mountain]

Yet i succ

[arctic hawk]

Scheffield vibes. Expect her to pull out a glock at any point.

[leaden arrow]

then there's this one dude whose food storage has roaches

[frail bone]

i saw that one

[glossy crag]

I wish I had as much bravery as Gordon lmao I see 1 cockroach and I stay atleast 10 feet away from it

[frail bone]

even the old refrigerator was full of them

[leaden arrow]

it's so disgusting, health inspector would nuke that place

[fossil cape]

[leaden arrow]

ikr, the fridge is done for

[glossy crag]

the way he pulled back the seal on it and a ton of small cockroach flooded out like Jesus Christ

[hot moat]

We all claim to be brave until the cockroach flies

[leaden arrow]

I puked, it was so disgustingly gross

[frail bone]

u know whats worse than cockroaches?

[glossy crag]

that's why you need to leave the neighborhood

[frail bone]

water bugs

[leaden arrow]

it's just a giant dumpster, that's what that storage literally is

[frail bone]

i just have one under my desk rn

they bite and even fly

[glossy crag]

mate here's what ya gotta do

[frail bone]

their bite is by far one of the worst

[glossy crag]

burn it down

[jagged tendon]

The house not the roach

[glossy crag]

the worst part is these little bastards are so annoying to deal with that even when you think you got rid of em they come back like 1 week later

[arctic hawk]

You take a can of oil.
You take a lighter.
You yell ALLAHU AKBAR
You send that motherfucker to hell.

[verbal talon]

Nero no terrorism

[frail bone]

very friendly creatures

[arctic hawk]

There is no such thing as "terrorism" when it comes to bugs.

[leaden arrow]

aaaa, I never seen one

[jagged tendon]

Specially spiders

[arctic hawk]

It's either fire, or more fire.

[frail bone]

when you find one of these

make a test

[untold light]

First clear

[frail bone]

and step on it

[arctic hawk]

Got a better idea. Capture it and throw it out the window.

[jagged tendon]

Btw when it says "weak point exploited" does it increase the dmg for the weak point?

[glossy crag]

honestly I ain't afraid of spiders

[leaden arrow]

what I see most of the time is just little lizards that plays around on my wall, occasional roaches that immediately gets gassed as soon as they touch my room floor

[frail bone]

the reapers from mass effect were inspired on them

[leaden arrow]

I named the lizards

[glossy crag]

now you get a cockroach into my room and I'll stay up the entire night trying to hunt that little shit down

[hot moat]

I haven't seen any Roaches in my house in like.. half a year

[arctic hawk]

I am slightly arachnophobic.

[glossy crag]

gonna be hunt for the Bismarck part two cockroach edition

[frail bone]

i dont like spiders

[jagged tendon]

I dont like big spiders, never going to australia

[frail bone]

specially the tarantullas

[glossy crag]

spiders don't really matter to me

only the ones that can kill I'll be afraid of

[arctic hawk]

I don't mind Daddy Long-Legs, but if its body is clearly visible, I'm not getting near it.

[jagged tendon]

[errant cargo]

[jagged tendon]

I'll go near it with a flamethrower

[errant cargo]

[frail bone]

the moment you see a spider on your room

[arctic hawk]

[hot moat]

Burn your house down with it

[jagged tendon]

[frail bone]

you turn back for 1 sec and it dissapears

[jagged tendon]

[hot moat]

[leaden arrow]

my roommates

[errant cargo]

or just slap it with sandals

[hot moat]

What's his name

[arctic hawk]

That's a cute wall dog.

[leaden arrow]

Pipsy, the other one is Clara

[frail bone]

i can see his decoy tail

[untold light]

Looks like he already lost his tail

[arctic hawk]

Do they react to the names?

[leaden arrow]

they are so cute

ofc, they often comes up to me

[glossy crag]

bro you ever get that feeling of going outside for a late night bathroom break coming back to see a big cockroach in your room and it gets away when you try to kill it and you full on know you gotta sleep with that big cockroach in your room doing who knows what

[hot moat]

[leaden arrow]

yes, ofc

[untold light]

[frail bone]

bro its not like its going to turn into some fucked up H doujin

[jagged tendon]

Idc what animal it is, if its inside the house it better get out or get broomed

[arctic hawk]

It's at that time I'm glad my bed frame is slippery enough so that nothing can walk up it.

[hot moat]

Lmao

[untold light]

Impregnated by a cockroach during sleep

[glossy crag]

bruh you don't know if that shit be crawling on you in your sleep

[leaden arrow]

I just cover myself with blankets and leave 0 opening for the fecker to exploit, and also have my gas canister next to my bed

[leaden arrow]

WTF, I've seen a certain "manga" about that

[jagged tendon]

[hot moat]

[leaden arrow]

fook dat mate aye

[arctic hawk]

Been a while since I read/heard "fecker".

[errant cargo]

[rotund pelican]

oh boy

[glossy crag]

same but then you start sweating like your in a horror movie

[leaden arrow]

yes, I can english

[leaden arrow]

but ofc

[arctic hawk]

Why is Jordi projecting his fears onto us?

[untold light]

I just cover myself with blankets and leave 0 opening
Mosquitoes already don't care so I guess cockroaches...

[leaden arrow]

I am just on standby mode ready to engage that thing

Gas it

[jagged tendon]

Fuck mosquitos

[leaden arrow]

[arctic hawk]

A few years ago, I woke up to a cockroach crawling around my pelvis area.

Fahkin' baggy pants.

[glossy crag]

I be up always taking a look over my bed side seeing if that bugger has already came out so I can kill it but it never goddamn does

[leaden arrow]

I can hardly breathe, so I guess that'll be enough

[jagged tendon]

A literal cockroach

[arctic hawk]

Yep.

[leaden arrow]

I also gas every little spaces in my room before I sleep

most of the time, I got them

and yes, I am obsessed with gas

[hot moat]

[arctic hawk]

Imagine living in 'Straya where spiders the size of plates walk around your room like "Howdy, mate. Nice place ya' got here."

[dapper plank]

[leaden arrow]

o boi, that's a nice spider ain't it mate ?

[errant cargo]

[arctic hawk]

"Sorry 'bout ya' hamster, mate. Was a tad hungry."

[jagged tendon]

Seen that one where he tries to get the big ass spider but it jumps to the side of his face

[leaden arrow]

I once accidentally killed my little lizard friend in the bathroom

[arctic hawk]

Aww.

[untold light]

Ah yes 'Straya, where it literally rains spiders

[leaden arrow]

I was flushing the toilet, and he just fell inside it

[dapper plank]

[leaden arrow]

then he's gone

[untold light]

0 chance in hell I go there

[leaden arrow]

nuuuuuu

[arctic hawk]

Dumbass.

Thought you addidentally goomba'd him or something.

[glossy crag]

lizards are your friends

they eat cockroach

[leaden arrow]

think he slipped and fell, maybe still a noob

[arctic hawk]

Spiderbros are nice as well. Less mosquitos.

[leaden arrow]

roaches, I just want to gas them reeeee

[jagged tendon]

Im happy to live here, the most dangerous thing we have is probably the Iberic wolf and thats almost extinct

[dapper plank]

[arctic hawk]

leave

[jagged tendon]

Its 3am, gimme a break

[leaden arrow]

I don't like the idea of squashing them, it just leaves their paste all over the place and that's disgusting

[errant cargo]

[arctic hawk]

It's almost 5 am.

[leaden arrow]

so gassing them is a good way

[arctic hawk]

[untold light]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaTXY2Ofx8E

fck that shit

Always Brazil man

[arctic hawk]

Brazil was a mistake.

[glossy crag]

I know it's disgusting but sometimes you got no chance but to YEET a flip flop at it

[hot moat]

oh god

[jagged tendon]

Brazil was good until the gold ran out

[hot moat]

[arctic hawk]

Brazil was good?

Like, ever?

[jagged tendon]

For the gold yes

[fossil cape]

The days of Pedro maybe

[frail bone]

theres still gold

[untold light]

It was fire like 500 years ago, assuming you weren't sacrificed by some dumb dumb with an Aku-aku mask

[frail bone]

the bad thing of Brazil

is politicians

[jagged tendon]

Not for long

[untold light]

That's a bad thing everywhere

[frail bone]

sure

but Brazil has it worse

[arctic hawk]

https://www.reddit.com/r/yakuzagames/comments/l1hyvo/ok_why_is_the_cockroach_icon_in_like_a_dragon/

[frail bone]

[errant cargo]

[jagged tendon]

Ah yes the "vaccine will turn you into a gator" president

You guys chose a real nice one gotta say

[frail bone]

i never felt so betrayed into believing on this president

[arctic hawk]

'Least no one here chose a talking orange as their president.

[frail bone]

i literally dont believe in politicians anymore

[jagged tendon]

Or a walking corpse

[frail bone]

i aways absent my votes

fuck them

[arctic hawk]

'Merika is so past the point of "the lesser of two evils" now.

[frail bone]

left or right

[jagged tendon]

I aint even gonna vote this year, not feeling like getting covid tyvm

[glossy crag]

aight why is it becoming political

[arctic hawk]

Better than bugs.

[leaden arrow]

how about flowers then

I like flowers

[glossy crag]

more cancer than bugs too

[arctic hawk]

Flowers attract bugs.

[glossy crag]

lmao

[fossil cape]

right lite or right

[dapper plank]

lol

[leaden arrow]

but flowers doesn't like me bacc

[glossy crag]

what about yanderes

[frail bone]

[arctic hawk]

Speaking of walking corpses.

[leaden arrow]

I used to have a Yandere who's onto me, but I managed to get her off

[arctic hawk]

Is Biden socialist?

[jagged tendon]

Do me a favor and take all flowers from my backyard then, sick of hearing my grandma complaining about that crap

[arctic hawk]

Ok, good.

[leaden arrow]

but why, flowers are blyatiful

[dapper plank]

[glossy crag]

lucky bugger

[errant cargo]

[leaden arrow]

not that I'll do anything

[frail bone]

im more centered minded, i have my own ideals and i like to keep it as that

[untold light]

Biden is everything his crew want him to be

And they happen to be socialists

[glossy crag]

no more politics please I'm not about to get triggered

[jagged tendon]

Biden is a moron with the mind of a puppet

[arctic hawk]

So, I was right. No longer "lesser of two evils" now.

The word "trigger" annoys me.

You could say it
triggers me.

[errant cargo]

bye-bye coins u will serve well as a mlb shinano

[glossy crag]

bruh

[dapper plank]

i dont understand politics

[frail bone]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler1-rage-anger-gif-18795298

[jagged tendon]

Ba dum tss

[fossil cape]

[arctic hawk]

Just don't get triggered. Deal with it.

[glossy crag]

[jagged tendon]

Keep.it that way as long as possible

[frail bone]

yeah

spoot

[untold light]

Not the best advice tbh

[frail bone]

dont involve yourself in politics

[dapper plank]

i wanna stay away from it

[arctic hawk]

Mine's been MLB and level 100 for months.

[frail bone]

its the best decision

just enjoy your life

[errant cargo]

well i havent use shinano until now

[arctic hawk]

Who said I used her in combat?

[jagged tendon]

Ive used her like 5 times

[arctic hawk]

I said she's been MLB and 100 for months.

Never said I used'er in sorties.

[errant cargo]

well shes been sitting in my docks with my other lvl 70

[glossy crag]

I don't have shinano

[arctic hawk]

Most of her levels are from commissions.

You and Ido.

[fossil cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/769832358747963422.gif?v=1

[glossy crag]

so is wouldn't know

[arctic hawk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/461381136661217283/782339392870154280/fluffelfuchs.gif

[untold light]

what is she doing ?

[jagged tendon]

20k just for the final lb, ill get a pr instead

[glossy crag]

I do have the fox twins tho

[arctic hawk]

Baby pedestals.

[untold light]

IS there something or someone under this podium

[errant cargo]

[arctic hawk]

Futa Shainano.

Eh, why not.

[dapper plank]

[untold light]

I'm done for it

[frail bone]

stop

dont

make

it

a doujin

dont give them

ideas

[arctic hawk]

It's either futa Shinano, or politics.
Or bugs.

[fossil cape]

||I've actually stumbled upon one art of that||

[arctic hawk]

Not surprising.

[untold light]

Futa shinano impregnating politicians with bugs

[glossy crag]

what's futa someone make me more cultured please

[arctic hawk]

Girl with a dick.

[jagged tendon]

[glossy crag]

Jesus Christ

aight someone make me less cultured

[arctic hawk]

Don't think he was a futa, no.

[jagged tendon]

If futa is that, what do you call a guy with 🐱 ?

[frail bone]

well

[glossy crag]

fatu

[frail bone]

futa is in another dimension

of that

[glossy crag]

wait a dude with a uh female part is just a trans

[untold light]

Oh just found a nice art of St.Louis having a very nice time with a bunch of Sirens

[jagged tendon]

No

[arctic hawk]

Sure am glad that fetish didn't get as much attention as futanari.

[frail bone]

i cant explain that here

you better search it on your own

[errant cargo]

why do we need another hole if we already have a hole

[jagged tendon]

Its still a dude not digging a hole and building mountains

[errant cargo]

[frail bone]

||i prefer tomgirls||

[arctic hawk]

tomgirls

[visual mountain]

[arctic hawk]

You mean guys.

[errant cargo]

but act like girls

[frail bone]

technically yes

[arctic hawk]

tomboys.

[visual mountain]

He means men

[arctic hawk]

owait

Me dum.

[errant cargo]

well tomboys are girls who act like boys

[glossy crag]

me when I see futa

ive decided to be GEI

[arctic hawk]

Ye, ye. I read that wrong.

[visual mountain]

[untold light]

Futa is not gei tho

[glossy crag]

that's why

[arctic hawk]

||futa on male is a tag that exists.||

[visual mountain]

[glossy crag]

I rather be gei than watch it

[visual mountain]

Not gei

[jagged tendon]

Do you wanna have a bad tom?

[visual mountain]

Since it still is with a man and female

[arctic hawk]

Never said it was.

[visual mountain]

Even if both have pp

[arctic hawk]

ogods, the memories

[glossy crag]

aight getting real cursed up in here

[jagged tendon]

[glossy crag]

I feel like a contributed alot to the curse because it was about Gordon when I came in

[arctic hawk]

futa
cursed
This shit's surface level, boyo.

[errant cargo]

[frail bone]

Lexington is trully on another level

[glossy crag]

yes

[errant cargo]

this community is always cursed dont think much about it

[glossy crag]

that's why our server is the best cause it's most cursed

[arctic hawk]

The Pink Hair Curse™

[arctic hawk]

It affects everyone differently.

[frail bone]

well

[jagged tendon]

I hate my fetish cause ppl mostly use it on a shit way

[arctic hawk]

Anyway, Imma go take a dumb and then sleep.

5 am.

[frail bone]

i knew this server was good when i saw a guy commenting about making Z20 his onahole

[arctic hawk]

take a dumb

[jagged tendon]

Was it 20?

[arctic hawk]

Thanks, brain.

[untold light]

Don't even know which one it is. Fcking Germans, give names like everyone else ffs

[rocky star]

[untold light]

great

[jagged tendon]