lexington-general

[woven marsh]

we back to yus

[arctic hawk]

yes

[rocky star]

that's not kaga

[untold light]

Ouaip, maybe

[arctic hawk]

o = y
u = e
i = s

[woven marsh]

that's Keg

Ironically, I am leveling both kega and jaburin skills

[arctic hawk]

oei = yus

[untold light]

Yes is Oui
Yeah is Ouais
Don't think you can really translate it

[arctic hawk]

I just did.

[untold light]

[arctic hawk]

[arctic hawk]

I was forced to learn french from 2nd grade.

[rocky star]

scuffed fleet wins again

[untold light]

forced to learn French

[arctic hawk]

School only had spanish or french as foreign languages.

I never liked spanish.

Then we got english from 5th grade.

[untold light]

Understandable. Took Spanish for 2 years, kinda boring although easy since it's very close to French

But now I hate Spanish, it sounds so dumb

[arctic hawk]

I hate how most words end with "es" or "os".

[untold light]

We had Spanish or German, I thought Spanish was cool and German dumb. Then I grew up and now it's the opposite

[arctic hawk]

German's cool, though. Wish I was given the opportunity to learn it in skool.

[untold light]

Thank god I can still learn relevant German words in video games

[arctic hawk]

MEIN LEBEN

[kind heart]

no win like scuffed fleet win

[jagged tendon]

I had French or French

[untold light]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeYTgXLASeM

[woven marsh]

Ark is also broken

[rocky star]

you know it

[jagged tendon]

Mfs couldnt get a spanish teacher but could french

[woven marsh]

her aura is uncentered

[verbal talon]

how could you

[arctic hawk]

The reason I wanted to learn german was I was given a SNES when I was smol and it had 3 games. Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest(german), Super Mario World(english) and Mystic Quest starring Mickey Mouse(german).

[woven marsh]

It's a baguette for boking

[woven marsh]

Y'know what

I am stopping this CM run

I wanna try a dumb ass fleet

[untold light]

The Kroto Fleet

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

I need more shells dammit

[jagged tendon]

Formi falls
Carabienere: LUMBER

[cobalt wyvern]

[arctic hawk]

Carabienere

[versed terrace]

bien

[jagged tendon]

[versed terrace]

mucho bien

[untold light]

u mad ?

[jagged tendon]

She's french now

[cobalt wyvern]

Carabiniere kinda cute though

[untold light]

Carabiniere super duper cute design

[arctic hawk]

Carabiniere: I AM SPEED
Formidable: Lmao, Time Stop

[untold light]

Her hat is 👌

[frail bone]

too bad

shes bad

[jagged tendon]

Who cares

Meta is shit either way

[frail bone]

good artwork wasted

[arctic hawk]

o, hey. finally took some damage

[frail bone]

i dont mind using ships that arent meta

but they have to be at least useful ffs

[versed terrace]

two uni's dropped a3

[frail bone]

devs skill design team must have been snorting some coke

[versed terrace]

[frail bone]

when making Carabiniere skills

[arctic hawk]

Carabiniere is useful, though. She called Formidable Lumbering and lived to tell the tale.

[frail bone]

the new DD is decent at least

[untold light]

Aight let's try this challenge shiet

[frail bone]

and can be used with Zara and Pola

[woven marsh]

Mate I can't believe this is working

[arctic hawk]

Famous last words

[frail bone]

[untold light]

Aight Hood one shot, next

[arctic hawk]

Oh, fuck. Lime actually leveled up to 15.

What is this voodoo bullshit

[untold light]

Historically accurate

[versed terrace]

[kind heart]

Who's lime?

[woven marsh]

cat

[arctic hawk]

But did you use Otto, though

[untold light]

Nein, I want a good fleet at least

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/listen-here-you-little-shit-bird-meme-bird-listen-here-you-little-shit-gif-19221308

[woven marsh]

it's a preload meme, I know it

I am trying the same thing

but when you see my ships...

[frail bone]

https://tenor.com/view/suzuhara-lulu-virtual-youtuber-stare-cute-anime-gif-17097662

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

You'd think that's the right fleet for the job

[arctic hawk]

ohey, that level 25 that joined me guild pulled 2 Zaras

[untold light]

Could do better with a torp nuking vanguard but too lazy

[woven marsh]

YOU'D THINK

[frail bone]

[untold light]

What's your score though, beating the 5 stages means nothing

[kind heart]

Kroto's Richy is level 70-ish

[cobalt wyvern]

@arctic hawk @versed terrace

[woven marsh]

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

This is what I beat CM with

Level 80 Richekek without aux

[versed terrace]

lmao

[untold light]

You can beat it with anything duh

[versed terrace]

nice edit

[woven marsh]

I have just proven it lmao

[untold light]

Alright will do, back to event

[woven marsh]

The score is absolute shit tho

10500

[untold light]

Didn't need to

[woven marsh]

that's not even top 10000

[arctic hawk]

tfw you're looking at your chibis doing their thing while clicking "start battle" and suddenly, face full of tits

[cobalt wyvern]

a typo!

[arctic hawk]

Thanks, loading screen. Real nice.

[cobalt wyvern]

it's Barracuda with 2 Rs and 1 C

not 1 R and 2 Cs

[untold light]

I think my account is bugged, I never got ranked in CM mode

[jagged tendon]

How bad does Perseus gets without launching an airstrike with reverse healing?

[woven marsh]

Leaderboards aren't even opening for me

[woven marsh]

She can launch once before the reverse kicks in

[untold light]

Oh well

[woven marsh]

so if you launch 2 - nothing changes

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

I'll level Richekek in C2 after I get Zaragun

Time to give her the shells back

[jagged tendon]

So wait, you can launch the preloaded strikes without it reversing?

*hurting

[untold light]

I'll level Rossiya, Heinrich and Pola later personally

[woven marsh]

You can launch one without reverse

the second one will be reverse

Which will be net 0

[jagged tendon]

Ooh

Alright, fuck QE im putting Perseus instead

[woven marsh]

what

are you doing even

[rocky star]

[jagged tendon]

HMS opsi fleet, QE is barely doing smth

[woven marsh]

Perseus should be on mob fleet

My QE is morally supporting Monarch and Warspite

All I want is a Dork

[untold light]

Every fleet is mob and boss

[versed terrace]

did you not get her during event?

[untold light]

That's how Opsi works

[versed terrace]

same

[arctic hawk]

What if the Dork were the friends we made along the way.

[versed terrace]

lmao

[woven marsh]

You mean fleet 1 only

[jagged tendon]

mob fleet
Im cleaning strongholds and abyssals

[versed terrace]

i don't have dedicated mob and boss fleets

[jagged tendon]

Everything is a mob fleet now

[arctic hawk]

Me neither. I just have the BFG Division and the USS fleet.

[woven marsh]

I have one fleet that does everything

[versed terrace]

i just use whatever shipgirl i have and want

[woven marsh]

and a second fleet that helps cleanup abyssals

[frail bone]

[versed terrace]

tbf my kms fleet does a alot with perseus

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

anyway i'll go unglue my glue from my glue

See ya

[jagged tendon]

I have a HMS, a KMS, a carrier for some extra dmg and a throwaway cause we need 4 fleets

[versed terrace]

my first 2 fleets are joint uss, hms and ijn

[arctic hawk]

I like to imagine Kroto using a keyboard with a glue tube awkwardly sticking up from his N key.

[versed terrace]

3rd is hms and ijn

[frail bone]

wow her ingame art compared to the loading screen is so different

[versed terrace]

the eyes are better in game

[frail bone]

its like Bismarck and QE

[untold light]

It's not so different, it's just that devs don't know what high res is for their game

[jagged tendon]

QE would be much better tho

Retro with good art when

[versed terrace]

4th fleet is kms + perseus

[frail bone]

remember

KMS is only good at mobbing with healers

[arctic hawk]

The gunpowder treason and plot?

[woven marsh]

I can't unglue the N from my fingers

[versed terrace]

[frail bone]

wait

[arctic hawk]

You're destined to N

[frail bone]

Kroto turned from W to N?

what kind of sorcery is this

[arctic hawk]

Long story.

He now has a permanent N-pass.

[woven marsh]

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnwhat does w mean and what does n mean?

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

[frail bone]

https://tenor.com/view/champoy-el-risitas-kek-issou-etu-gif-17837830

[woven marsh]

i lost some skin

and my last 2 fingers are stuck together

but at least I cam not koger dsock to n

[arctic hawk]

RIP in piss, bybman's N skin

[rocky star]

amputate finger

[frail bone]

[woven marsh]

ok

[frail bone]

im fucking dying

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

Now what

[arctic hawk]

Mouth phone.

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

aw man you know how expesive figers are on black market?

[versed terrace]

don't

[rocky star]

they grow back dw

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

oj thaks

[versed terrace]

they do not

[arctic hawk]

[versed terrace]

don't do it kroto

[arctic hawk]

They do.

[rocky star]

[versed terrace]

you ain't yakuza

[arctic hawk]

You don't know that.

[versed terrace]

but you are russian mafia

[woven marsh]

Ribs grow back

[versed terrace]

so let a bear bite your arm off

[frail bone]

use hot water

[versed terrace]

use a bear

[dapper plank]

[frail bone]

but the question is

[versed terrace]

yes senpoi

a bear

[woven marsh]

how about gun?

[frail bone]

how hot

[rocky star]

archimedes

[versed terrace]

bear

[woven marsh]

My bear is asleep

dun wanna wake him

[versed terrace]

ah

unfortunate

[woven marsh]

I have gun

will it help?

Yes, firearm safety does't exist i Russia

[versed terrace]

yea y not

y would it

[untold light]

https://tenor.com/view/kkaper-by-gapbl4-gif-7722243

[versed terrace]

but just in case

[arctic hawk]

Man, why did this event's ending give me a feel

[woven marsh]

no spoilers

[rocky star]

🐌

[versed terrace]

babu

there

[arctic hawk]

oright, you're skipping the 🅱️s

[versed terrace]

you're good now kroto

do it

[untold light]

Because CG + Ost is coomable

[versed terrace]

use the gun

[woven marsh]

ok

dw about me tho

[arctic hawk]

Gotta let the RAM rest for a bit.

Things're becoming slow.

[woven marsh]

I once had to amputate and regrow a leg

[arctic hawk]

bab

[woven marsh]

after my bear slept on it

[versed terrace]

ah

ofc

[versed terrace]

[versed terrace]

god save the queen

[arctic hawk]

So do russians call them babushkas because they revert back to bab?

[woven marsh]

warspite is technically a babushka

[versed terrace]

true

[arctic hawk]

technically

So's Queen Lizzie.

[versed terrace]

so is mikasa

[arctic hawk]

So's Avrora

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

Actual babushka.

[untold light]

So's Mutsuki

[versed terrace]

and pamiat

[arctic hawk]

Babushka Lane.

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

Destroyers be like "The fuck is going on "

[versed terrace]

wait

if you think about it

[woven marsh]

Big Mom’s true size

[arctic hawk]

Yes, DDs are babushkas too.

I know what you're thinking.

[versed terrace]

do dd's become cl then bb or cv?

[versed terrace]

massive

[arctic hawk]

"Hehe. I'm in danger."

[hallow stream]

Her massive breasts are danger for everyone

[arctic hawk]

Bloody hell, it's almost midnight and I'm not even done with the 🅱️ stages.

[versed terrace]

they will literally suffocate you to death

[woven marsh]

A good way to die

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

It's 1 hour past midnight and I have just started D2

Some people are way past 10k

[versed terrace]

its 4 pm

and i just started b stages

[woven marsh]

good morning

[arctic hawk]

Good morning indeed.

[versed terrace]

[cobalt wyvern]

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

Ido has been preparing for this all his AL life

[versed terrace]

she's only 21.99?

[woven marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/looking-forward-looking-forward-to-this-looking-forward-to-it-i-have-been-looking-forward-to-this-star-wars-gif-12635902

glue is kida tasy

[jagged tendon]

Someone slap her

[rocky star]

[versed terrace]

LMAO

[visual mountain]

Hard slap

Also got 12 bars down on hiryuu max level

With hms fleet + double lexington trouble

[untold light]

Ara~

[visual mountain]

Arrest her

[untold light]

she already escaped once

[woven marsh]

I think I did a bit more than 700 dmg to that Chungus

[late tree]

[jagged tendon]

You did to the 2nd one, someone slapped the 1st

[woven marsh]

REd Man

[versed terrace]

red man

[late tree]

That I am

[woven marsh]

A NEW red man

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

[late tree]

New

[late tree]

[versed terrace]

get him

[jagged tendon]

What does Graf's sign say

[woven marsh]

You don't show up here

so you're new

[versed terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-police-stairs-going-up-gif-17050456

[jagged tendon]

[verbal talon]

okay why the fuck am i being forced to fight battles

i sortie and it forces me into combat. i cant control my fleet on the tiles

[rocky star]

[jagged tendon]

Auto mode?

[small grail]

if you're in a safe area its on autosearch by default

[rocky star]

auto mode

[untold light]

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

I thought auto doesn't work on OPS

[untold light]

Thinking of stepping back, komrad ?

[woven marsh]

wait so

you click the normal map

and it just gives you the final crate

what's the point

[versed terrace]

what final crate

[woven marsh]

It gave me a star for completing the sector

but it was already on safe

what's going on

[versed terrace]

[cobalt wyvern]

@untold light I named my Belfast "Kid Magnet"

because of that poster

[rocky star]

maybe that sector was bugged

[jagged tendon]

Idk who designed this stronghold but whoever it was, I hope you have a blessed day

[rocky star]

apparently normal just sends you in the cleared empty map

[jagged tendon]

Siren boss near the start

[woven marsh]

yeah

what's the point then

[rocky star]

no point

[woven marsh]

still can't get the stars

[rocky star]

amazing feature

[woven marsh]

thanks brostar

[woven marsh]

Manjuu/Yongshi: Fuck up

Fanbase: haha yostar bad

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

Apparently my highest EVA DD is fortune

[rocky star]

I'm gonna have to raise jav or cygnet some day

[cobalt wyvern]

Day 4 of the FdG grind

[untold light]

Unfortunate

|| ||

[woven marsh]

[woven marsh]

Trap

[untold light]

For real this time

But she the Goddess

[visual mountain]

Working on the dum maid

[woven marsh]

Megu

[untold light]

Which one

There's a gazillion

[untold light]

So you finally doing some damage to Hiryuu now ?
What you using

[woven marsh]

She was invincible for 3 days

[untold light]

Unless... you did multiple run on this one ?

[rocky star]

it begins

[untold light]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-hype-hands-up-gif-17872512

[woven marsh]

Wait wdym Finally?

[untold light]

Last time I saw your damage counter on mine, it wasn't pretty

[woven marsh]

Cos I need a Dork

And instead There’s a QE that does 30k damage

Basically, the damage I can do varies between 300k and ~550k

I need a few ships to minimize that randomness gap

But the game says

[visual mountain]

I would use azuma

But i will wait until she is dev 20

[woven marsh]

I need Dork

[visual mountain]

[woven marsh]

I need to Max FdG Dev

[visual mountain]

I got dork

[woven marsh]

Cos I am missing a whole salvo

[visual mountain]

Imagine fate sim fdg

[woven marsh]

And I need to replace Portland

But I am too lazy

[visual mountain]

Just use azuma

[woven marsh]

Fate sim FdG:
Just wins

I wanted Roon Muse

[visual mountain]

Fate sim fdg: never misses even if she completely off with the salvo, hits through final counter, enty's lucky E

[woven marsh]

Ignores damage reduction

[visual mountain]

Damage will always deal atleast 3m even without gear

[woven marsh]

Buffs KMS

All KMS ships become FdG

[arctic hawk]

The Grind™ shall now resume.

[visual mountain]

Buffs all other UR ships

[arctic hawk]

Dija beat D3 yet, byb?

[visual mountain]

[woven marsh]

Imagine if FdG buffed Warspite

That’d be hell for anyone on the other side

[woven marsh]

No. I was getting Chungi out of the way

[untold light]

But FdG doesn't spite war

[arctic hawk]

Warpsite: I hate war. And I will use it to show you why I hate it.

[woven marsh]

How many wars could warspite spite if warspite could spite wat

[visual mountain]

Buffs spoot making her barrage always hit backline and each proc will hit all 3 main fleet ships

[arctic hawk]

wat

[untold light]

https://tenor.com/view/what-wat-wat-lady-confused-huh-gif-8314795

[visual mountain]

[woven marsh]

Violence never solves any problem

And that’s a problem

That we will solve with violence

[untold light]

Violence no, but a 12 gauge yes

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

You're not using enough violence to solve your problems.

[woven marsh]

If Doom taught me anything

[untold light]

https://tenor.com/view/wide-engineer-tf2-stblackst-gif-18046054

use moar guns

[woven marsh]

It’s that violence def solves problems

really well

[untold light]

I don't buy it

That's way too cute

[woven marsh]

But she fast

And has a gun

[rocky star]

zoom zoom

[untold light]

Then it should be threat : fast

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Little Sisters: threat LETHAL

[woven marsh]

That’s a Mazda ad

[rocky star]

[arctic hawk]

Anyone down in Rapture: I don't buy it.

Big Daddy:

[woven marsh]

Cappu that’s just rude

[rocky star]

[arctic hawk]

Oh, sure. You notice when he does it.

oright, level 100

[woven marsh]

You have no right to laugh

You did the same with U81

Except you also kept punching every single girl

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

[untold light]

That's a noying

[woven marsh]

The requirements are bullshit

[rocky star]

yes

[woven marsh]

I was gonna level some ships

[untold light]

When you have D3 level requirements in D1 already

[woven marsh]

But after realizing how stupid the reqs are I just gave up

Evasion requirement

[untold light]

Let's see if Suzu can solo D1 lethal

[rocky star]

she should easily

[woven marsh]

Should be able to

[rancid carbon]

opgjriogje I dont like the poopie harbor system

[small grail]

so I reinstalled the game and now I can finally do the event maps

[rancid carbon]

I have to babysit it

welcome back

[woven marsh]

It’s only there for two stages

[untold light]

Oh yeah, izy actually

[arctic hawk]

Can that first word be your catchphrase?

[small grail]

I really hope im not gonna have to reinstall every new event now

[rocky star]

suzu stronk

[rancid carbon]

is it here for hard mode?

I hope it isnt

[woven marsh]

Normal and hard are the same maps

[small grail]

^

[woven marsh]

Just higher levels

[untold light]

Although there's a Formidable enemy lurking in the shadows

[woven marsh]

And with bullshit reqs

[rancid carbon]

[ Yelling ]

[untold light]

A very lethal enemy

[small grail]

yeah those reqs are annoying as hell

[woven marsh]

Same with D2

A single DD can clear 3 stars

[arctic hawk]

Isn't the 2nd star requirement also more fleets?

[untold light]

Shoot, forgot to put her in 2nd floor

[arctic hawk]

[untold light]

[frail bone]

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[arctic hawk]

Johnny?

[woven marsh]

No way

[frail bone]

IMPOSSIBLE

[arctic hawk]

No way

[frail bone]

[rancid carbon]

me waiting for formidable to show up in the story:

[woven marsh]

What is this

[arctic hawk]

Unpossible.

[untold light]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-wow-shades-gif-12110332

[woven marsh]

Not even 300 cubes

[versed terrace]

excuse me wat

[woven marsh]

[versed terrace]

kroto got an event ship?

[woven marsh]

Yes

[versed terrace]

impossible

[woven marsh]

It’s ONE event ship

But I got it

What is this magic

[versed terrace]

[rocky star]

she called me cute

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Maybe The Curse™ is lifted.

[versed terrace]

it will strike again

[rancid carbon]

Is d1 a good farming location

[arctic hawk]

nyes

[woven marsh]

No

It’s fucking stupid

[rancid carbon]

I do NOT want to deal with the poopie harbor system

[frail bone]

yno

[rancid carbon]

bruhh

[woven marsh]

Just get it to safe

[arctic hawk]

Thewhat

[rocky star]

doesnt it go away after safe?

[arctic hawk]

O, the defense bullshit.

[woven marsh]

The harbor will probably not matter

[rancid carbon]

wait does it?

[untold light]

This kind of thing usually go away in safe

[rocky star]

event mechanics usually go away after you safe it

[arctic hawk]

Kroto doesn't know, he was a bab when this event first aired.

[rancid carbon]

I wasnt a bab before my first event

fallen wings

[untold light]

Who's lethal now

[woven marsh]

Safe mode usually removes BS mechanics

[rancid carbon]

so thats why you want me to get rid of safe mode before farming c2

[woven marsh]

Lifted Curse my ass

[arctic hawk]

:zalute

Ye, that.

Zalute.

[rocky star]

I want to build more

my trigger finger is itching

[woven marsh]

I just don’t care anymore

I’ll build

Nothing works

My phone burnt my fingers

[rancid carbon]

erebus is dealing serious damage with hood gun

[woven marsh]

So that’s why AL is lagging

[arctic hawk]

Why are you all so hell-bent on getting everything on day one?

[woven marsh]

But Erebus has a timed barrage

Why are you using Erebus

[untold light]

And Hood gun is shiet DPS wise

[rancid carbon]

I find it ironic im battling royal navy ships

with a royal navy fleet

[woven marsh]

Bruh

[arctic hawk]

A battle royale?

[woven marsh]

We have so many layers of betrayal here

[untold light]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-kermit-the-frog-bruh-smiling-drive-gif-15005835

[rancid carbon]

bitch you aint illustrious you a flash light

[woven marsh]

This is peak betrayal

[arctic hawk]

An illustrious fleshlight.

[woven marsh]

Aircraf

[arctic hawk]

[rancid carbon]

excuse me

[arctic hawk]

Consider yourself excused.

[woven marsh]

How do I cool down my phone

[untold light]

People who screen when dialogue is not over yet

[arctic hawk]

Wash it.

[rocky star]

put it in the freezer

[arctic hawk]

Like a dish.

[woven marsh]

It’s -30 degrees and it’s still hot

[untold light]

-30

[woven marsh]

Celsius, not Freedom units

[arctic hawk]

-30 in Mother Russia is like 20 anywhere else.

[rancid carbon]

fairey albacore is formi plane yet

right?

[woven marsh]

Yes

[arctic hawk]

[untold light]

Ye I got that, I mean nobody uses Farenheit unironically

right

[woven marsh]

🇺🇸

[arctic hawk]

Imagine using the wrong measurement.

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

Why are all Americans foot fetishists?

[untold light]

It's 12/25 of an inch

[arctic hawk]

It's their sole redeeming trait.

[untold light]

fckin 🐒

[woven marsh]

12/25

[arctic hawk]

Ha-ha, my joke's cornier than yours.

[woven marsh]

Jesus fucking Christ

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

And I thought French was weird

I’d rather 4*20 than 12/25

[untold light]

Wdym French is weird, we basically invented all the good measurements

[arctic hawk]

French is weird. They put "le" in front of everything.

[woven marsh]

Le fuck?

[rancid carbon]

Le Renegade

[untold light]

Le quack

[arctic hawk]

Ever hear a french dog bark/

[woven marsh]

L’mao

[arctic hawk]

"le woof"

[woven marsh]

Holy Shit
LMAOLIN

[rancid carbon]

can confirm

my dog is french

[arctic hawk]

I think you mean "le coin"

[untold light]

Le coin coin

[rocky star]

le fishe

[woven marsh]

My god growls a lot

[rancid carbon]

your god?-

[woven marsh]

And so does my dog

[arctic hawk]

French ducks are greedy. They ask for coins every time they open their beaks.

[woven marsh]

Granted, he’s a bear

[untold light]

But we give them le piece of bread instead

[rancid carbon]

yostar is a french duck confirmed

[woven marsh]

Le sex

[untold light]

Picsou french confirmed

[arctic hawk]

I don't know why, but "le fische" is probably my favorite french funny of all time.

[woven marsh]

For some reason

Half the french words sound like Russian profanities

Or just weird

In Russian

[arctic hawk]

Let's go with weird.

[hazy kayak]

4 prints left for Odin

18 left for Champagne

I wonder how big is the dev30 upgrade for Odin is gonna feel

[untold light]

wth Champagne not dev 30 yet

[woven marsh]

Like

[rocky star]

🍾

[arctic hawk]

So when's AL getting Willie D?

[hazy kayak]

aside from a much needed MGM+1

[untold light]

La disappointment

[woven marsh]

“La Piscine” sounds like “I peed” in Russian

Which is fitting

Too fitting

[arctic hawk]

Fitting...

Like a fische?

[hazy kayak]

Fischel

hnnnnnggggg

[dapper plank]

what MUI?

[woven marsh]

Half the french words just sound like “ass”

[frail bone]

[untold light]

nice

[arctic hawk]

le ass.

L'ass.

La cour.

[hazy kayak]

thighs!

[woven marsh]

Nice l’ass lass

[untold light]

Le popotin

[arctic hawk]

...popotin?

[woven marsh]

Again with the ass?

[untold light]

I don't even know we could translate it in English

[woven marsh]

Stop saying ass

[arctic hawk]

Ass

[woven marsh]

You just said “ass” again

[untold light]

It's just a cute way of saying "ass"

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Ah, I see.

[woven marsh]

I don’t even know french

[arctic hawk]

Lil' ass?

[woven marsh]

But it’s similar to the way Russians say “cute ass”

[untold light]

That'd probably be P'ti cul

[arctic hawk]

Diminutive "ass", like "curisor" in romanian.

The fact you type out the way the words sound.

[woven marsh]

It’s more like “buttocks”

[arctic hawk]

Here, have a

[woven marsh]

Rather than “ass”

Why are we ass deep in....

Ass discussion?

[arctic hawk]

ohey, pretty close to completing my first ever weekly

We're neck-deep in ass.

[woven marsh]

What does Ass even mean

Semantic satiation kicked in

[arctic hawk]

Means donkey.

[woven marsh]

Too much ass for my ass

[untold light]

Joke on you, AL guilds have St.Louis as Logistics secretary

[woven marsh]

Leipzig has ass tho

[arctic hawk]

All hail L'iron bloode.

[untold light]

But St.Louis has everything

[woven marsh]

Okay for real what does ass mean

[arctic hawk]

Arse.

[woven marsh]

Semantic Satiation

[arctic hawk]

Remove R and E, add a 2nd S

Takes that little to trigger anti-words with you?

[woven marsh]

The what

[untold light]

Le what

[frail bone]

Cavour pout emote when

[arctic hawk]

Shit, it took me an entire day of saying "bed" to finally realise "the fuck does this word mean".

[woven marsh]

That’s what Semantic Satiation is

[frail bone]

very underrated BB

i shall level up her

to 120

[arctic hawk]

I know what it means.

That's why I call it "anti-words".

[frail bone]

fuck JB

[untold light]

Wasn't Conte Di Cavour considered Worst BB ( or even ship ) of the game

[woven marsh]

You must be the antifa they all talk about

[arctic hawk]

Antiwhatnow

[frail bone]

she is

[woven marsh]

Anti faq

I need copies

[frail bone]

but her design is way too good

[untold light]

nice thighs tho

[frail bone]

ffs devs

stop sending good artwork to the trash

[arctic hawk]

way too good
I'unno, chief.

The rigging looks neat, but it's no St. Louis rigging.

Or Richelieu rigging.

[untold light]

She's even cuter here

[arctic hawk]

Or Jean Bart rigging.

[woven marsh]

[frail bone]

she doenst have voice yet

[woven marsh]

I can make Homemade Tiramisu

[arctic hawk]

So can my aunt.

[cobalt wyvern]

just had this funny glitch happen to me

[woven marsh]

Aaaaand there we go

[frail bone]

what is...

[arctic hawk]

Pretty good, but she needs to lay off the coffee.

[cobalt wyvern]

special touch didn't register

[frail bone]

Tiramisu?

[cobalt wyvern]

and just made my secretary say other lines

[frail bone]

[untold light]

Zara and Pola do share the same VA actually, noice

[woven marsh]

Is it like a 1cm thick layer of cocoa?

[arctic hawk]

But with coffee instead.

[woven marsh]

God

[arctic hawk]

No, there is no god present when she makes it.

[woven marsh]

God is dead

[untold light]

what is god

[woven marsh]

And she killed him

[woven marsh]

SLC

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

Hm

[arctic hawk]

Your turn, @cobalt wyvern

[untold light]

God is actually how you say a dildo in French

[woven marsh]

SaltCry

[cobalt wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/801201350348111872/unknown.png?width=573&height=639

[untold light]

you just add a "e"

[woven marsh]

SaLtCry

[cobalt wyvern]

@untold light

[woven marsh]

SLC

[untold light]

I've been found out

🏃‍♂️

[woven marsh]

Saltcry is SLC

[woven marsh]

You can’t run

[arctic hawk]

Why are Essex and chibi Essex two different personalities?

[untold light]

why the fuck not

[arctic hawk]

Essex is all serious and formal, chibi Essex is a goof.

[woven marsh]

Because of this rule

SaltCry pfp

[arctic hawk]

Someone's comitted.

[woven marsh]

[untold light]

[woven marsh]

Btw since you’re calling me bybman

[arctic hawk]

That's slimy.

Like oil.

Which you preserve by doing OPSiren.

Then returning to event.

[woven marsh]

When you have to sleep but must do all your AL tasks

[arctic hawk]

Why do all russian shitposts have such a menacing aura

[untold light]

People who already did an event should keep their progress from last time, cleared and safed stages.

[arctic hawk]

TIL "safed" is a word

[untold light]

I know

[arctic hawk]

But I do agree.

[rancid carbon]

I think im starting to see the tragicomedy part of this event now

[arctic hawk]

You beat B3, too?

[rancid carbon]

noy yet

still on b1

[untold light]

But did you get the Empyreal part

[jagged tendon]

Wtf did I came back to

[rancid carbon]

me searching up empyreal defintion

[arctic hawk]

Russian shitposting.

[jagged tendon]

Catato

[untold light]

I'd invade Russia just to have infinite potatoes

[arctic hawk]

Potat.

[untold light]

Best food in the world

[arctic hawk]

Doesn't Empyreal mean heavenly?

[woven marsh]

Found the Irish

[arctic hawk]

The irish never had 'taters

[untold light]

Definition of empyreal

1 : of or relating to the empyrean : celestial
2 : sublime

[woven marsh]

Also a pun on empire

[arctic hawk]

So, heavenly.

[woven marsh]

Also the pun on dante’s book

[untold light]

Celestial has a bit more prestige to it than "Heavenly"

imo

[arctic hawk]

They sound the same to me.

[jagged tendon]

This one reminds me of smth but cant remember what

[woven marsh]

Dante wrote Divine Comedy

[arctic hawk]

Celstial = starbound
heavenly = extraterrestrial = starbound

[untold light]

Wtf Dante wrote books

[woven marsh]

Empyreal = Divine
Tragicomedy = Comedy

[arctic hawk]

You too would get bored of killing demons all day.

[untold light]

I guess then

[woven marsh]

That’s the whole idea

[jagged tendon]

Doom guy didnt get bored

[frail bone]

now

[untold light]

Tragicomedy = Comedy
Even I know that equations don't work like that

[woven marsh]

All the passages on black screen are excerpts from the books

[frail bone]

my worst challenge

get 2 black and white shells

[arctic hawk]

Is there a Divine Comedy variant that's not written in verses?

[woven marsh]

I need more

[frail bone]

1 set for Odin

the other one for Cavour

[jagged tendon]

Why is Russia so cursed

[arctic hawk]

I'd like to actually read Dante's Insane Ramblings, but I can't stand verses.

[woven marsh]

Coping mechanism

[rancid carbon]

whats better for SR? Hood gun or triplr 406

[jagged tendon]

Worst part is that these crappy images are actually funny for some reason

[untold light]

Dozens of generations of making babies while being drunk, probably

[arctic hawk]

They're funny because there's no context.

[frail bone]

theres a Ship named Leonardo Da Vinci?

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

So a "no" on that not-verse Divine Comedy?

[woven marsh]

For who?

[jagged tendon]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_battleship_Leonardo_da_Vinci

[woven marsh]

There’s a cool video on it

By “Knowing Better”

[arctic hawk]

Will look it up in a minute.

Thank

[frail bone]

RIP Da Vinci in AL

[frail bone]

[arctic hawk]

Don't RIP just yet. The Commander will find a way to bullshit her back to life using cubes.

[jagged tendon]

Did Mikasa fought on WW2?

[woven marsh]

It’s 3am

I’m so dead laughing

[arctic hawk]

Ok, now I'm curious.

Translate, pl0x

[frail bone]

damn

[woven marsh]

Mathms teamcher are you fucking insane why did my son get a C

[frail bone]

people are already asking for a oath skin

[arctic hawk]

Yep. Feels.

[jagged tendon]

Oath skin for every ship

[woven marsh]

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

I need to farm

But

[arctic hawk]

Cute voice.

[frail bone]

https://tenor.com/view/nijisanji-vtuber-lulu-konlulu-look-gif-19468699

[visual mountain]

Bruh

Cola 4. Shop priority

[arctic hawk]

A'ight, everyone has voices now.

[woven marsh]

Help

[arctic hawk]

Could've gotten a Purin

No regrets, though.

[rancid carbon]

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Dat formation

[jagged tendon]

soviet russia

[woven marsh]

Last one before I die

[arctic hawk]

kapamenbkm to you too.

[rancid carbon]

jesus christ soviet's barrage is long

[woven marsh]

Richelieu be like

[woven marsh]

Soviet Rushia

[jagged tendon]

Richelieu hits you with the french flag

[rancid carbon]

me equipping rainbow torps and dildo and yukikaze and she deals 3k with one torp

[woven marsh]

I’ll never not repost this

[jagged tendon]

Notto pettan
Im boing boing

Except she says it in russian

[woven marsh]

It would have a lot more swearing

Russian AL memes

[arctic hawk]

Must be nice understanding what they're trying to convey.

[woven marsh]

I ate Hood

There’s a whole comic

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

godfuckingdammit

[jagged tendon]

That aint the Belfast I know

[arctic hawk]

There seems to be a MAN inside Belfast.

A

SEAman.

[woven marsh]

A

[woven marsh]

Racist

[arctic hawk]

how

[jagged tendon]

Just is

[rancid carbon]

FORMIDABLE KILLED A BUNCH OF DESTROYERS CAUSE THEY INSULTED HER?-

[arctic hawk]

Help me understand your 3 am russian thought proccess.

[arctic hawk]

Wouldn't you?

[rancid carbon]

honestly mood

[arctic hawk]

[jagged tendon]

I mean she only has to jump on top of them, the weight does the rest

[rotund pelican]

good morning

[arctic hawk]

Goot 1:37 am to you too.

[woven marsh]

South East Asian man

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

What, SEA can't be men? That's sexist.

[woven marsh]

Oh shit

[jagged tendon]

Are you assuming the SEA's gender, you bigot

[arctic hawk]

Back to 3 am thoughts, I see.

[rancid carbon]

for mother russia

[rotund pelican]

nanoda?

[arctic hawk]

Bread is secretly russian.

I mean, bread is made from fermented alcohol.

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

What's more russian than EATING alcohol?

[rocky star]

[jagged tendon]

*than

[arctic hawk]

That.

[woven marsh]

being alcohol?

[arctic hawk]

Kroto's 3 am is affecting my soft, tender 2 am.

[woven marsh]

Bathing in alcohol?

[arctic hawk]

I will be surprised if russian mosquitos don't hiccup.

[woven marsh]

The what

[arctic hawk]

The microscopic lawyers.