lexington-general

[frail bone]

i just cut my finger without knowing

[woven marsh]

I’m doing C2

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

wtf

Verd

I had a door roll on my finger

Cursed

Yes. Door. Roll.

[arctic hawk]

Rolling doors.

[woven marsh]

Don’t question it

[arctic hawk]

The real end-boss of 2020

[frail bone]

you know whats worse than a door roll?

[woven marsh]

Covid

With a cut finger

[arctic hawk]

Sars.

[frail bone]

closing a car's door on your finger

[arctic hawk]

In general.

[frail bone]

[woven marsh]

Been there done that

[arctic hawk]

But did you roll the door closed?

[woven marsh]

Russian car doors

14/30

That’s disgusting

[arctic hawk]

Why are you stopping at 7?

Clear the map first.

[frail bone]

my finger is like tossed to the right instead of being straight

its like a D

but inverted

[versed terrace]

[frail bone]

[versed terrace]

you good?

[arctic hawk]

"How did you make that inverted b"

[frail bone]

well

crushing your finger causes that

[versed terrace]

lmao

[frail bone]

[arctic hawk]

Why do you hate your finger?

[versed terrace]

already got the mlb formi

[arctic hawk]

Hallellujah

[woven marsh]

I got 1200 immediately

Cos MLB Zara and Formi

[arctic hawk]

Hax

[versed terrace]

bro

[small grail]

at least yall

[versed terrace]

i need 4 purins

[small grail]

can play the event stages

[woven marsh]

And also level 70 Conte and Cesare

[versed terrace]

wish me luck with the first ten pulls

[small grail]

gl man

[arctic hawk]

Report thine issue, senor.

[small grail]

i did, gracias

[arctic hawk]

De nada

[small grail]

roon blob blesses your pulls

[woven marsh]

Can’t wait to fight Lusty with Lusty and York

For another layer

[kind heart]

what stage is that?

[arctic hawk]

A level 35 plane fleet stumbled onto the BFG Division

[fossil cape]

A3

[kind heart]

[versed terrace]

no ships

[arctic hawk]

[fossil cape]

Hyuuga is about to finish her noble service to the fleet (nearing lv120)

[arctic hawk]

A2 3-starred

[woven marsh]

@cobalt wyvern

[small grail]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-to-love-ru-kirisaki-kyouko-licking-lips-sexy-gif-19517761

[versed terrace]

pog

[small grail]

YES

[arctic hawk]

GG

[cobalt wyvern]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/BuF9eIRfPftq2Mk8cccjWotPTi89l8u618HoWmD8Jb8/%3Fwidth%3D1133%26height%3D172/https/media.discordapp.net/attachments/199126650317832192/801835543012835338/unknown.png @woven marsh

[small grail]

roon blob worked

[small grail]

i would get spanked by lusty ngl

[woven marsh]

[versed terrace]

but my 40 cubes

[hallow stream]

Spank me

[cobalt wyvern]

Illustrious spanks the Sardegnan navy out of existence

[hallow stream]

xD

[versed terrace]

[small grail]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-love-anime-slam-face-against-wall-girl-against-wall-anime-girls-gif-14003779

[woven marsh]

Roon blob why?

[versed terrace]

F

[small grail]

im sorry

[arctic hawk]

[small grail]

the fact that chicago showed up there at all is a bad omen

[hallow stream]

Sis Penn is good

[arctic hawk]

Ok, fuck you, game.

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

[small grail]

[woven marsh]

At least it’s not ALL kentot

[rocky star]

[fossil cape]

Then wakes up in Littorio's bed. Wakes up again during the attack. Once again in our port, in Littorio's room

[cobalt wyvern]

Illustrious when the Sardegnans betray the RN @versed terrace @woven marsh @rocky star

[small grail]

pretty much

[rocky star]

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

Why do I always see swords as a turret

[arctic hawk]

Ah, yes. Something About series.

[rocky star]

sword planes

[cobalt wyvern]

TerminalMontage

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Good mans.

[fossil cape]

plane cannons

[woven marsh]

Can enty ride them

[small grail]

ride them or ride them

[woven marsh]

Yes

[arctic hawk]

Enterprise is the plane.

[woven marsh]

And yes

[small grail]

the answer is yes

and yes

[arctic hawk]

From that one Juustagram post.

[fossil cape]

but also yus

[woven marsh]

I thought it’s a fist

[versed terrace]

[versed terrace]

i think 60 is enough for today

[arctic hawk]

Is bybman's most used emoji?

[versed terrace]

[rocky star]

I did 30 and slowed down

[arctic hawk]

iJust did 14

[versed terrace]

as long as i don't go below 250 idc how many cubes i use

[arctic hawk]

Zara on my 3rd, Formidable on the 14th(the reason I stopped at 14).

[versed terrace]

wus at 380

[hallow stream]

xD

[rocky star]

missing pola and giulio

[versed terrace]

i just want giulio

[arctic hawk]

Cousin Vinnie.mp3

[versed terrace]

and the new ships

got pola

[small grail]

i need more coins for more pulls

[cobalt wyvern]

I know I said it a million times

[small grail]

i have the cubes

just no moneys

[cobalt wyvern]

but damn does VG look like a reject starter ship

[versed terrace]

need vincenzo

[woven marsh]

Lusty: God Save the Queen

[small grail]

cause i just threw 60k down on FdG like 2-3 days ago

[woven marsh]

York: God Save the Queen

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

Warspite:

[arctic hawk]

Warspite: God save The QUeen.
||From me.||

[cobalt wyvern]

Illustrious:

[small grail]

lmao

[fossil cape]

Warspite: God save me from The Queen

[versed terrace]

bruhhh

[small grail]

p*ggers

[versed terrace]

i need so many bulins

asdkfhaowieufhasdjkavbsioeufhasdkjfhawsieufhasdjkfbasdf

[small grail]

man i've gotta haul ass this event

i missed the first run

[arctic hawk]

I'm glad I don't like the pasta portrait.

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

2 more than I have

[arctic hawk]

Put them in the daycare, and wait for an egg.

[versed terrace]

i wish

[arctic hawk]

Comes out as Bulin.

10% chance it's also a Purin.

0.5% chance it's a Hammerlin

[rocky star]

[versed terrace]

i think i'm going to kiss 10k good bye

its the coins i'm telling you

[arctic hawk]

@woven marsh

[woven marsh]

So

The Flak was on CD

[cobalt wyvern]

underrated face

[woven marsh]

I put my fleet on the Air node

flak shoots it down

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

what

WHAT

[versed terrace]

?

[arctic hawk]

He's about to MLB

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

Oh

[versed terrace]

lol

[woven marsh]

I thought it's scrap

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

[versed terrace]

wait

sike

imma wait until 2 weeks later lmao

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

inb4 20

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

You get one Purin for clearing stages as well

[versed terrace]

welll then

[arctic hawk]

I saw that cleat.

[versed terrace]

time to grind ey?

[fossil cape]

[woven marsh]

God Tier art

[cobalt wyvern]

what's the context

[versed terrace]

[cobalt wyvern]

heavens yes

[woven marsh]

She has Covid

Quick

Masks

[versed terrace]

[fossil cape]

She already is to her commander

[arctic hawk]

At that moment, I felt a disturbance in The Force. Like a billion hearts breaking."

[cobalt wyvern]

@fossil cape what's the context

[woven marsh]

That's something York would def say

Oh damn that looks good

[small grail]

^

[small grail]

that's sick

[rotund pelican]

Night raid

[woven marsh]

Her Squadrons are her children

[versed terrace]

welp time to go in

[small grail]

desktop material right there

[woven marsh]

She wants to spank naughty children

[small grail]

spank me uwu

[rotund pelican]

Hehe good boi

[cobalt wyvern]

is all that chapter 2 cutscenes? @woven marsh @fossil cape

I'm still at A3

[woven marsh]

That's A3

[cobalt wyvern]

ah

lmao

[versed terrace]

lol

[arctic hawk]

Guess Imma have to actually read this story once I'm done 3-starring things.

[versed terrace]

[cobalt wyvern]

my FdGGF got tired

so I let them rest

[woven marsh]

@fossil cape one upped your Betrayal

lmao that arm

Pat the york

[fossil cape]

If i had i could make that an Illustrious-class betrayal

[jagged tendon]

York speaks
The Italians:

https://youtu.be/uVepwuuUTkM

[woven marsh]

Jak and Daxter

[fossil cape]

[woven marsh]

God this event is so horni

[versed terrace]

[rotund pelican]

Hehe

[arctic hawk]

Do the planes shot down by the AA gun count towards your 2nd star?

[small grail]

O-FUCKING-WO

[versed terrace]

wat

[cobalt wyvern]

laying Illustrious bare lmfao

[fossil cape]

Too many things that can be taken out of context

Empyreal Horny

[woven marsh]

I'd Milk Lusty

OwO

[small grail]

lusty milk confirmed

its canon now

[versed terrace]

[cobalt wyvern]

Iris ships: we're the horniest faction

Sardegna: LEARN YOUR PLACE, PLEB

[arctic hawk]

If you let planes get shot down by the AA gun in A3. Do those count towards your 2nd completion star or not.

[small grail]

sardegna: HELLO THERE

[rotund pelican]

Littorio muse

[small grail]

i would like littorio muse

[woven marsh]

no

[small grail]

honestly i just like littorio

[jagged tendon]

[versed terrace]

its only the map ships not the individual ships

[arctic hawk]

Intercepted planes count towards the 2nd star.

[woven marsh]

Kataro dum

[versed terrace]

like the map icon ships

[arctic hawk]

Hence my confusion.

[woven marsh]

kataro very dum

He means A2-A3 mechanic

[rotund pelican]

Wet pasta

[woven marsh]

It doesn't count if the AA gun shoots down

[jagged tendon]

Littorio is just horny, thats her personality

[versed terrace]

is the 2nd star something different

[small grail]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-zara-really-now-commander-theres-a-time-and-place-gif-16121913

[versed terrace]

haven't gotten to a2 so lmao

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

No, the AA gun is a giant installation

and the planes are nodes

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

Horni Lesbian

[rotund pelican]

I am just that manjuu chilling in the pool not doing any innuendo

[small grail]

that manjuu has nerves of fucking steel

[woven marsh]

[rocky star]

is c2 always a defense?

[woven marsh]

I wish to be that manjuu

[rocky star]

or does it change when you get it to safe

[arctic hawk]

#game-news message Art

[versed terrace]

oh that

[woven marsh]

I no longer wish to be horny

[versed terrace]

i kinda remember that

[small grail]

so do i my friend

[woven marsh]

I just wish to be happy

[small grail]

silence wench

i do not want to be horny anymore

i just want to be happy

[rotund pelican]

This is what a post nut clarity does to a mf

[jagged tendon]

Cha cha real smooth

[versed terrace]

F

[versed terrace]

[rotund pelican]

🇫

[arctic hawk]

[small grail]

the biggest disappointment is that littorio wouldn't like shikikan cause she's a yuricon

https://tenor.com/view/f-press-f-shaking-gif-14143393

[rotund pelican]

Even oath?

[small grail]

hmm

[versed terrace]

shes both imo

but i think she prefers girls

in general

[jagged tendon]

Littorio doesnt like skk
Also Littorio

[arctic hawk]

The Commander can change his gender at will, so Littorio's fine.

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

Bi

[jagged tendon]

She's horny, whatever comes gets fucked

[hallow stream]

She can be bisexual

[small grail]

ig

[fossil cape]

Commander genderbending device

[small grail]

buy now for only 700 gems

[rotund pelican]

So do we get to keep our pp?

[versed terrace]

exactly what i look like

[small grail]

i would like to see a shikikan insert, they could make it like an android the shikikan controls directly or something so that they dont have to lock down gender

[versed terrace]

[small grail]

futa shikikan ship

[versed terrace]

thats littorio

[small grail]

nobody said we can't have 2 futas

[fossil cape]

Laffey and Nimi as main guns, Ayanami and Javelin as torpedo mounts

[versed terrace]

she wants to fuck all the shipgirls

[jagged tendon]

Ppl do realize that the chungus oath card says groom

[small grail]

fu....sion!

[rotund pelican]

Aight we need cleansing

[small grail]

nooo

this is good

[arctic hawk]

que

[small grail]

oh cool

[fossil cape]

seems it was corrected back to "commander"

[small grail]

oh i was about to go into one of my long, conjecture-filled theory rants

unfortunate

[versed terrace]

lmao

[arctic hawk]

Why is "groom" a bad word? Y'all never heard of bride and groom?

[small grail]

?

[jagged tendon]

I meant its groom like he's a guy cause everyone was trying to make a gender for him

[small grail]

i was just noting it wasn't commander and i was going to go on a tangent about how "oh the commander here isn't canonically the commander for the ashen ships" and so on

[arctic hawk]

iSee.

Thought you two were going full SJW against the word "groom".

[rotund pelican]

[arctic hawk]

As in child grooming.

[small grail]

nahhhh

[hallow stream]

Nice

[arctic hawk]

Then y'all smarter than the majority of those who are allowed to vote. Congrats.

[small grail]

fr

[jagged tendon]

Mfs, at least it makes sense since we're rp as the skk

[arctic hawk]

Do the 5 girls who play Azur Lane fantasize about being futas?

[small grail]

they should

it seems nice

[fossil cape]

JP oath card for reference too

[small grail]

best of both worlds

[jagged tendon]

Ask Senpoi

[arctic hawk]

Or voll

[jagged tendon]

So JP says he's a guy?

[fossil cape]

rip pasta nimi

[jagged tendon]

And not just commander

[arctic hawk]

BFG Division stops
The Only Thing They Fear Is You starts playing

[cobalt wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/800783139021520926/unknown.png?width=1133&height=637

[fossil cape]

looking for a JP sakura card

[rotund pelican]

Now just slap in a Formi reacc on the side

[cobalt wyvern]

LUMBERING?!?

[arctic hawk]

slap in*

Make it a Formidable variant of

Me: somewhat enjoying the new release
Navi: HEY LISTEN

[fossil cape]

Dragon Empery oath cards are also different

[small grail]

let us go forth... LUMBERING??

[cobalt wyvern]

is this a racist cartoon?

[small grail]

i actually like this because before I'd always forget about the missions

[arctic hawk]

I do, too.

[jagged tendon]

Yes everything is now

[arctic hawk]

Milk is racist.

[small grail]

they hated him because he spoke the truth

[arctic hawk]

Coffee is also racist.

[small grail]

the white milk improves the black coffee, racist af

[jagged tendon]

Lol there was a woman's fitness maganize that got called sexist
Fucking whales dont want to move their ass

[arctic hawk]

Welp. Odin just went 🙂
Guess it's time to switch farming fleets.

[woven marsh]

[jagged tendon]

[small grail]

i was... not prepared

help

[cobalt wyvern]

boobs are bigger than her head

which means

that you're not allowed to enjoy it

because it's anatomically inaccurate

[woven marsh]

[cobalt wyvern]

just look at Donald Duck cartoons, peak anatomical accuracy

[arctic hawk]

laughs in Kashino

[woven marsh]

Kashino is a cow

[jagged tendon]

As soon as she enters the ocean she's gonna pull a strait of denmark aftermath

[brisk plaza]

Kroto how to get Trento ?

[woven marsh]

It’s acceptable

[small grail]

if you don't get all your milk locally sourced from kashino milk factory idk what you're doing

[cobalt wyvern]

but thank god I'm not on twitter @woven marsh @arctic hawk

[woven marsh]

Clear all Normal mode for 3 stars

[jagged tendon]

Or hard

Either works

[arctic hawk]

Imagine using Twitter.

[small grail]

i don't, thank god

i just hear about it

[woven marsh]

Freshly squeezed from another ship, Nya~

[small grail]

i love that line

[woven marsh]

Rylan
Hard

[small grail]

raises so many questions, and i love each one

[arctic hawk]

Moo, bitch. Get out the way.

[brisk plaza]

I don't have a strong second fleet for hard

[woven marsh]

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

ohey, I got this, too

[jagged tendon]

Ive barely been using twitter but I only follow japanese artists and a brazilian ytuber so I dont deal with the stupid jackshit warriors

[brisk plaza]

Formi Pola and guilio left littiro from the shop and conte

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

Odin is slowly getting sad.
Time to focus on OPSiren, I suppose.

Gotta 3-star A3 first.

[versed terrace]

gonna try to 3 star A and C today

then B and hopefully D tmrw

[jagged tendon]

Now i get the whole Lusty spamming thing

[small grail]

here comes my third attempt at repairing this game

[verbal talon]

god i hate that

[arctic hawk]

Everyone does.

[verbal talon]

[arctic hawk]

Imagine being so insecure about your own image you have to ruin the fun for others.

[small grail]

[fossil cape]

[versed terrace]

unfortunate

[arctic hawk]

D'aww

[versed terrace]

[cobalt wyvern]

oh you got her? @arctic hawk

[arctic hawk]

14th pull, yer.

[versed terrace]

already had her

[cobalt wyvern]

[arctic hawk]

Is it me, or is Souryuu a little...nazal?

[cobalt wyvern]

finally

all Lusty-class ships

[versed terrace]

lol

[arctic hawk]

Ye, got all 3 myself.

[small grail]

now you can be sandwiched between them

[fossil cape]

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

3-way sandwitch

So, a taco?

[small grail]

i do like tacos

[cobalt wyvern]

now 5 RN ships remaining

4 if you don't count Sheffy muse

[versed terrace]

i count sheffy muse

5

[cobalt wyvern]

Southampton, Newcastle, Dido and Gloucester

it begun with the maids

[versed terrace]

the council does not approve of your actions of disregarding sheffy muse

[cobalt wyvern]

and now it will end with the maids

[arctic hawk]

I count using numbers, the fuck you two smoking

[versed terrace]

[cobalt wyvern]

who? @versed terrace

[versed terrace]

[fossil cape]

[versed terrace]

me

[cobalt wyvern]

you

[fossil cape]

we 420 now

[versed terrace]

I will not acknowledge you getting all hms ships until you get ALL hms ships

[arctic hawk]

DONKEY : D

[versed terrace]

DONKAY WILL YOU SHUT UP?!

[arctic hawk]

I love that stupid dinner scene.

"Shrek!" Fiona! Dad! Honey! Mom! Fiona! Shrek!"
DONKEY : D

[small grail]

i can imagine that as a waifu war

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

Welp, had a plane shot down by the AA gun, didn't count towards the 2nd star total.

[small grail]

people talking about popular ships like atago and formidable and then there's just that one guy who's like "kent"

[arctic hawk]

Then there's me, who's not scared of Roon and likes her.

[small grail]

fear no boat

love all boats

[arctic hawk]

Also, Bismarck feels like that one incredibly icy bitch who, if you somehow do manage to melt down to human feelings, would be the best personal achievement and most rewarding waifu.

[fossil cape]

5th x10, Zara and Pola remaining

[arctic hawk]

Yet I somehow prefer Formidable and Roon over Bismarck

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

Icy Bitch

Not Tirpitz

[small grail]

thats why i love graf

[visual mountain]

[woven marsh]

Man you’re really bad at puns

You’re right

[small grail]

missed opportunity

[visual mountain]

This auto will make pr grinding way easier

[woven marsh]

Also Monarch and Jean Bart

[small grail]

my thoughts exactly

[arctic hawk]

Thing is, I don't see Tirpitz as a waifu, I see'er as a platonic sister.

[visual mountain]

Only problem is all enemies doesn't count all mobs

And boss

Just mobs until boss appears

If i set 1 to mobs other is set to boss

[orchid plover]

oh sht

i forgot how the event mechanics work lol

what are these AA guns

[arctic hawk]

They're AA guns.

They hate airplanes.

[small grail]

they pew pew airplanes

[arctic hawk]

And they're on your side for once.

[small grail]

feel that

[arctic hawk]

I hate this thing's position

There's always that one plane that just goes around it.

[versed terrace]

doesn't even cover the harbor lmao

[arctic hawk]

hecen why BFG Division's busy right now.

hecen

[versed terrace]

typing

[arctic hawk]

Fuck it, just gimme the L

Memu in the background making Discord typing weird.

Sometimes it eats letters.

[cobalt wyvern]

is I-13 good? @arctic hawk

[small grail]

heh

[cobalt wyvern]

I got her for a while

but I never used her

[small grail]

rip nero

[arctic hawk]

Dunno subs by their names

Ask bybman, he's a walking encyclopedia.

[cobalt wyvern]

@arctic hawk the sub you're using in that screenshot

the slug sub

[arctic hawk]

Ah. I only use subs for their armor debuffs.

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Don't summon them in combat.

[woven marsh]

For the WHAT

[cobalt wyvern]

ah

[woven marsh]

They don’t debuff armor

They remove HP

[kind heart]

42 builds: 2 Pola, 2 new loli, 1 Littorio.

I give up on the event, goodbye Formidable.

[arctic hawk]

Same thing.

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

Break armor, remove HP.

Makes it easier for my fleets to DLET

[woven marsh]

One of them technically makes you do less damage

[arctic hawk]

Less armor = less ammo required to deplete HP

Less HP = less ammo to deplete remaining HP

Same concept, different approach.

[woven marsh]

Same Ammo

1 per node

I actually hate how inconsistent it is

[arctic hawk]

Ok, Mr. Literal.

[woven marsh]

0 ammo in a fleet - sure, less damage

0 ammo in a sub fleet - can't use

[arctic hawk]

Damage bonus should scale with remaining ammo. Not just 150% at 5 and 50% at 0.

[small grail]

i thought it was 110% at 4 and 5

[brisk plaza]

Second grind begins 😀

[versed terrace]

gl

[arctic hawk]

Guddo luckku

[brisk plaza]

This will be easier than Saint Louis

[woven marsh]

and 6 if you use Akashi

[small grail]

or any repair ship, yeh

[kind heart]

use 1 backline

[woven marsh]

Is it for Nep or Monarch?

[jagged tendon]

So does the <= 12 ships thing is for your ships or the enemy planes?

[arctic hawk]

Neptune.

[brisk plaza]

Nep

[woven marsh]

Ships

[arctic hawk]

Your ships. Don't have more than 12.

[jagged tendon]

Well thats easy

[woven marsh]

Basically- no subs

Then it gets to <10

[arctic hawk]

Littorio gift #2

[brisk plaza]

Since for monrach qe buffs vanguard and illust sortie takes a while

[arctic hawk]

Or, like I did. A 2:1 fleet and subs.

[brisk plaza]

From what Info Ido has given me

[arctic hawk]

amg

Am growing

[jagged tendon]

Honestly it just affects newbie or hard mode if you have trouble there

[woven marsh]

wtf are those Littorio gifts?

[jagged tendon]

Cant see anyone just sending in the subs for nothing

[arctic hawk]

Wait, why's my secretary still Goergia, I changed'er to Formidable.

Maybe a relog'll fix it.

[woven marsh]

is it your FIRST secretary?

[arctic hawk]

Was gonna give my RAM a break anyway.

Ye.

[woven marsh]

fr tho

[jagged tendon]

Put Rem working now

[woven marsh]

What are littorio gifts

[arctic hawk]

I think it's milestones for 3-starring the stages.

[woven marsh]

but those are missions

[jagged tendon]

Its the trento thing

[woven marsh]

I am not getting anything

and I have 3 starred C

[arctic hawk]

Go 3-star the A stages

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Suit yourself.

[jagged tendon]

Giulio was the drop one or is it Conte?

[woven marsh]

Conte

Drop, shop and roll

[jagged tendon]

Dammit, i want Giulio

Has a nice skin

[woven marsh]

2 barrages as well

[arctic hawk]

Ok, that break'll do.

Back to Boats 'n Hoes.

[woven marsh]

Wait, she has a sports skin

and not a bikini

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

He did say she has a nice skin.

[jagged tendon]

Only good bikini in this is Trento's

[woven marsh]

Formidable skin

Why is it a trash skin

Why the hair

[arctic hawk]

To balance out her default awesomeness.

[woven marsh]

The only good thing about it is

[arctic hawk]

She is, after all
Formidable

[woven marsh]

I mean

Glory of Nipples isn't THAT bad

But have you seen her party dress

[jagged tendon]

Thought I was the only one calling it that

[woven marsh]

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

But have you seen her party dress

[small grail]

^

[jagged tendon]

Its amazing

[woven marsh]

Discord deded again

Boy or girl

she's taking you

[arctic hawk]

Testing

[cobalt wyvern]

boy

[jagged tendon]

And im taking her

[woven marsh]

When they released the skin

[small grail]

her chest grew like 3 more sizes

[woven marsh]

I realised my mistake of not playing this event

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

Her default is still better than Bikini

[jagged tendon]

That dress is from what event

[woven marsh]

Conte's skin is great

[jagged tendon]

Glory of nipples aint a bad one but still meh

[woven marsh]

IF SHE HAD ONE

[woven marsh]

Wasn't it the same time Essex party skin was released

Like

Whenever they had a ton of L2Ds released

For no reason

[jagged tendon]

No? Pretty sure Littorio came before that

[arctic hawk]

oo, resupplied shops

[woven marsh]

oh damn

May 25th

[jagged tendon]

What

[woven marsh]

The skin

[jagged tendon]

Ah

[woven marsh]

What other skins were released

same time

[jagged tendon]

I would buy Giulio's but broke and pandemic is fucking job opportunities

[cobalt wyvern]

so now that I have both Peter Strasser and Illustrious

oh I mean Formidable

[woven marsh]

Oh

[cobalt wyvern]

my brain is 404 error again

[woven marsh]

Skybound

[cobalt wyvern]

I have mastery over time

[arctic hawk]

Ido, more like Dio.

[woven marsh]

Oh riiight

With the Car skin

[small grail]

ahhhh yes

i remember that skin fondly

[jagged tendon]

Ping has a L2D?

[woven marsh]

Yes

I just wanted the car

not the oversized St. Horny

It's a McLaren dude

[small grail]

both

both is good

[jagged tendon]

Kimono Lewdis is her best skin

[small grail]

also im stealing the name st. horny

[frail bone]

hes...

hes too powerful

[small grail]

yep

just give up now

there's no way you can beat him

[arctic hawk]

Who knew Saint Louis was such a horny man back when Jesus sat on a donkey's ass.

[cobalt wyvern]

oh damn

those were good times

THE ARMPIT ARMADA IS BACK @frail bone

[jagged tendon]

Also I know Belfast and Icarus have the boob syndrome but how tf does Wales go from default to Sakura's uniform to RQ

[cobalt wyvern]

who cares

[small grail]

Wales is an anomaly that has been studied over the ages

[woven marsh]

Eugen

Blame Eugen

[small grail]

yeah

my friends have to listen to me complain constantly about eugen art

[timber breach]

wales is a confused lass

she is trying to become american

[jagged tendon]

Putting the horny aside I really do like Littorio's design

[frail bone]

i wonder who will be the first ship

[small grail]

same here

[arctic hawk]

Why does Azur Lane so vehemently avoid the Sardine loading screen?

[small grail]

that uniform is snazzy

[jagged tendon]

Its like a knight with Italian colors with a lady

[frail bone]

to acomplish to wear pants

[timber breach]

littorio 2chad4al

[small grail]

[woven marsh]

empire EMPIRE

[arctic hawk]

Sardine EMPs.

[jagged tendon]

Wait are the Tosa and Amagi screens gone?

[arctic hawk]

Nope.

[timber breach]

no i just saw one ritht now

[jagged tendon]

Thank goodness

[arctic hawk]

The Universe in Unison ones are also not gone yet.

[small grail]

i haven't seen any

[woven marsh]

Lusty's hangar has taken damage

[arctic hawk]

Saw one 2 fights ago.

[timber breach]

i liked that one art by janyhero where it showed all the server named ships

[arctic hawk]

Hey, lads. Guess what.

[kind heart]

Amagi is very seductive in both of those loading screens

[arctic hawk]

[timber breach]

big ch

[woven marsh]

god

I'm so gay for Littorio rn

[arctic hawk]

Yes?

[woven marsh]

even tho I can't be gay for her

[arctic hawk]

bybman confirmed lesbian male.

[woven marsh]

[frail bone]

wait

[arctic hawk]

I mean, I'm guessing male.

[frail bone]

kroto is red again

[arctic hawk]

Has been for a while.

[woven marsh]

maybe

[jagged tendon]

Littorio's horny spreads

[arctic hawk]

Littorio "If it has a pulse, Imma lewd it"

[small grail]

not that im complaining

littorio is fantastic

[arctic hawk]

'Eyy, the 300k damage is back

[small grail]

in many ways

[cobalt wyvern]

"Giulio meet your new friend Warspite"

[small grail]

"play with the neighbor's kids"
the neighbor's kids

[arctic hawk]

Also, one of you said they didn't see UiU screens

[small grail]

ah that was me

[woven marsh]

The one and only Despacito

[small grail]

yeah i guess they're still there

i didn't see the other ones though, like the roon/taihou one

[arctic hawk]

bybman really likes the one with the new ships in the group photo.

Because of Taihou's PTSD face

[woven marsh]

If someone hasn't understood

Warspite's Despacito skill is made after that shot at Cesare

[rocky star]

boobman

[woven marsh]

God that's some bad english

[cobalt wyvern]

tfw I still have 312 cubes

even after a day 1 dakka dakka

[arctic hawk]

And even further back than UiU

[cobalt wyvern]

"hey devs stop adding lewd loading screens"

"fine, let's not add loading screens"

[arctic hawk]

Who the hell even said that?

[cobalt wyvern]

my "I play AL for the meta" friend

[arctic hawk]

And how can I get a hold of them?

I just want to talk.

[cobalt wyvern]

don't :(

[arctic hawk]

Kindly ignore the giant mallet at the back of the room.

[small grail]

bonk time

[arctic hawk]

Merry ASSmass

[small grail]

see hear me out okay

easy fix

we make it so you can toggle loading screens

that way we get KMAss

[arctic hawk]

DIbs on Roon, by the way.

[small grail]

and people in public can avoid embarassment

[jagged tendon]

*put the game as 16+ and tell the snowflakes to go eat a dick

[small grail]

thats fine, i wanted bismarck anyway

[jagged tendon]

Easy fix

[cobalt wyvern]

too busy celebrating Christmas with the RN @arctic hawk

reich girls can wait

[arctic hawk]

Tell the snowflakes to eat a dick anyway

[small grail]

^

[jagged tendon]

[verbal talon]

Shit

I'm outta coins

and i still dont have Littorio

[cobalt wyvern]

tfw anime girl is showing her butt in a mobile game 😡

[arctic hawk]

[cobalt wyvern]

this is WW3 worthy offense

[jagged tendon]

Buy her from the shop

[verbal talon]

got three other italian ships though, including Giulio Cesare 3 times

[cobalt wyvern]

I got Zara

4 times

and one of my friends got Formidable 4 times @arctic hawk

[jagged tendon]

I got 2 Polas and no one else

[cobalt wyvern]

so blursed

[timber breach]

just a littorio and formi here

[arctic hawk]

Fuck him.

Is what I would say, but I have her, so I don't care anymore.

[cobalt wyvern]

let's just party @arctic hawk

[arctic hawk]

[jagged tendon]

At least you can get 3 ships without rng

[arctic hawk]

[verbal talon]

ima stop building once i get Littorio

but i need to farm for coins

[woven marsh]

Just Buy

[verbal talon]

already spent like 50 coobs

kroto tee eff you on about

[arctic hawk]

8k points, Jack.

[kind heart]

46 builds- 2 Pola, 2 new DD, 1 Littorio, 1 Cesare.

[verbal talon]

[kind heart]

[cobalt wyvern]

🕺 🕺

@arctic hawk

[arctic hawk]

@cobalt wyvern

[timber breach]

gimme gioberti

[cobalt wyvern]

🐌

[arctic hawk]

🖕

[verbal talon]

EH?!

WELL GUESS IM DOING ITALY OPERATION

[cobalt wyvern]

🐌 🕺 @arctic hawk

[arctic hawk]

Do not disrespect my british waifu, or I'm bringing out the katana and trenchcoat.

[cobalt wyvern]

I'm dancing

Snail dancing

I'm not doing the L-word @arctic hawk

[arctic hawk]

You'd best not be.

[verbal talon]

Why a trenchcoat

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

Lu||sty||

[arctic hawk]

Trenchcoat + katana + fedora

[verbal talon]

yeah but why a trenchcoat\

[woven marsh]

M’lafy

[arctic hawk]

That's the neckbeard uniform.

[brisk plaza]

Formi Pola guilio from banner
Littiro conte from shop
Trento from 3 stars
And the point one a lot of pain for me but oh well 😭

[woven marsh]

Just do the daily x3s

[cobalt wyvern]

Formidable is Lu||dicrously adorable||

[verbal talon]

?

[arctic hawk]

Has...Jack never seen a neckbeard weeb before?

[woven marsh]

Joke’s on you I’m wearing trenchcoats

And Katanas

[verbal talon]

i have 3 katanas

[woven marsh]

Jack is a neckbeard?

[verbal talon]

i am a neckbeard?

[cobalt wyvern]

btw if you click on a ship in dock

[orchid plover]

why am i only getting 6 event points

[cobalt wyvern]

does that mean that you enter her room?

[verbal talon]

"click"

[orchid plover]

from C2

the fuck?

[kind heart]

Visual bug

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

[jagged tendon]

Got 2 from A3

[woven marsh]

You sure it’s not those?

[orchid plover]

oh

thats what it is

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

They are given out separately

[arctic hawk]

Them's bonus points.

On top of the map normal.

"Thank you for keeping the port safe. Here's a tiny reward."

[woven marsh]

Only on A/C 2 and 3

[arctic hawk]

The northern US map tune is pretty bangin'(OPSiren)

[jagged tendon]

My fav is still the Italian theme

[timber breach]

i like the russian theme

so chilling

[frail bone]

chilling?

[arctic hawk]

This is a mirrored sea, isn't it.

[frail bone]

i feel like going back to 45 and rush Berlin

[arctic hawk]

o, it wasn't.

Just a regular ol' C2 occupied zone.

[jagged tendon]

Never understood why Pola has a yellow bikini on fanarts then looked at Trento's bikini background

[arctic hawk]

fanfats

[timber breach]

fat

[rocky star]

fatfans

[arctic hawk]

Fanfarts

[rocky star]

[arctic hawk]

ohey, the new guy's pretty active

[woven marsh]

You get to choose now

[timber breach]

ya :D

[kind heart]

Didn't know there were drop ships this event, any other?

[woven marsh]

Nah

[rocky star]

nah

[woven marsh]

But This time I need contes

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

Since she is already 70

I need to mlb

[jagged tendon]

Darn gem commission gave 10 at a time

[kind heart]

Trash event 🚮

[frail bone]

man

[timber breach]

nooo you cant say that to formidable !!!

[frail bone]

too bad they butchered Trento...

[woven marsh]

Zara and Pola in the background

[jagged tendon]

How

[frail bone]

why

just why

[woven marsh]

You have 13 days to earn American USD Dollars of America to simp

Oh. Got a bulin from Littorio

[arctic hawk]

American USD Dollars of America sounds like the most american thing ever.

[jagged tendon]

Tbh I do have the money but then I will really go broke

[woven marsh]

I don’t know why it triggered only now

[frail bone]

by being the worst Heavy Cruiser in the game

[verbal talon]

Pizza machine gun burgers

[jagged tendon]

Meh

[arctic hawk]

That's just jibberish.

[woven marsh]

Make your bets

[jagged tendon]

Waifu > meta either way

[arctic hawk]

Nevada

[woven marsh]

How many ships will I scrap

[frail bone]

kent

[kind heart]

Smol Littorio

[verbal talon]

nuh uh!

[frail bone]

that doenst apply to Trento

[arctic hawk]

Smolttorio

[jagged tendon]

"Basically im very horni"

[frail bone]

well

[woven marsh]

[frail bone]

good luck getting her out of your docks

[timber breach]

HEY

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

Hipper is 4 hours?

[timber breach]

SHIKI -

[woven marsh]

What is this mess of ships

[frail bone]

HEY SHIKIKAN

[arctic hawk]

Littorio should've been a redhead. Change my mind.

[woven marsh]

Too many redheads

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

Littorio has the color of our god

[arctic hawk]

You uncultured swine.

[woven marsh]

Best hair color

[cobalt wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/801201350348111872/unknown.png?width=573&height=639

[arctic hawk]

Imagine not posting that frame in #al-general

[brisk plaza]

@arctic hawk more salt for me

[jagged tendon]

[kind heart]

Phone number, crop it

[flint meadow]

I got like 3 formi

This event was kind to my cubes, I'm still above 200

[brisk plaza]

The person name is there

[woven marsh]

I mean

[arctic hawk]

Finna call that number and tell him about our Lass and Savior

[woven marsh]

That’s and indian bomber

You wouldnt call it

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

I’m sorry

WHAT

[arctic hawk]

[jagged tendon]

Nero be like: She god

[woven marsh]

TIL my phone thinks all the Indians are terrorists

[arctic hawk]

Nero be like: she #1 waifu

[brisk plaza]

He wants Zara 😂

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Just tell your friend the truf.

Formidable's Best Carrier.

[small grail]

you have angered the graf zeppelin faction

[woven marsh]

Just make graf dress up as a maid

[brisk plaza]

The best carrier are

[arctic hawk]

Joke's on you, I'm using Graf Zeppelin.

[woven marsh]

We already had Laffey Graf

[jagged tendon]

And Aya Graf

[woven marsh]

JavGraf when

[jagged tendon]

Essex > Enty

[arctic hawk]

Z23 Graf when

owait

[kind heart]

where's ma Formi and Zara

[jagged tendon]

Formi sank, Zara idk

[kind heart]

Ok