lexington-general

[woven marsh]

never

Japanese DDs first

[cobalt wyvern]

something something about personal principles and morals

[rancid carbon]

Homegirl not getting a sr for scaring the entirety of IJN while a ship that cant even stay afloat for 10 days is UR

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

Ido's next line is: ||But I am already rich||

[visual mountain]

Taco kai when

[cobalt wyvern]

But I am already rich

[frail bone]

this year

we get more 3 IJN URs

[woven marsh]

all DDs

[cobalt wyvern]

yes

[woven marsh]

who died on their first day

[rancid carbon]

At this point im not surprised if we did

[woven marsh]

Remember kids

[frail bone]

and 5 more DD retros

[rancid carbon]

Yorkstar is on team IJN 🏃‍♀️

[frail bone]

that nobody uses

[woven marsh]

Level 98 Ajax Retro

I hate Feet

[rancid carbon]

Scharnhorst retro when

[fossil cape]

And in some months, vodka rerun, probably with at least one new op napkin even if elite

[rancid carbon]

What if we buffed peters slow

Haha jk jk

Unless..?

[woven marsh]

What if we made QE good and changed her art

haha jk jk

Unless

[fossil cape]

||IJN bias is actually a cover up to russian bias||

[frail bone]

what if Vampire gets a retro?

||more likely never||

[narrow compass]

what ??

who ??

[woven marsh]

What if I get Dork?

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

They are releasing all those ships

[rancid carbon]

I cant raise chapayev help

[woven marsh]

and in December 2021

[rancid carbon]

[woven marsh]

They release Smolensk

Which is one rarity above UR

[frail bone]

[woven marsh]

and is a sikrit 6th PR3 ship

[rancid carbon]

The tier name:

Or CWSTFU

[errant cargo]

lol

[fossil cape]

vodka 2.0 brings russian 406 (HE, gold) and gold Gangut gun

[woven marsh]

FdG stats, Yukikaze luck, DD evasion

[errant cargo]

also

[woven marsh]

Laffey's reload

[rancid carbon]

And has both carrier and battleship guns

Literal generalist

[narrow compass]

@hasty kiln 😘

[rancid carbon]

[woven marsh]

I mean tbf Smolensk probably would have up to 1000 reload

[rocky star]

[frail bone]

also a IJN sub that carries a whole airfield

[woven marsh]

this thing shoots non stop

[arctic hawk]

@visual mountain 3 mil*

[frail bone]

has 3 dive bomber slots

[woven marsh]

Like, you can't take a break

[rancid carbon]

Putting smolensk in a fleet automatically ends the battle

[errant cargo]

also habakuk

[woven marsh]

legal hax

[errant cargo]

its just an airfield

[jagged tendon]

Smolensk is a what?

[errant cargo]

u can put 6 planes

[woven marsh]

a murder machine

[rancid carbon]

Smolensk is a CWSTFU

New tier

[woven marsh]

A Russian bias immortal murder machine

[rancid carbon]

[woven marsh]

that sets you on fire by existing

[jagged tendon]

Which type of ship

[woven marsh]

Biased

[rancid carbon]

Smolensk also takes away all your coobs

[jagged tendon]

🖕

[rancid carbon]

Based

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

For real tho

Supposed to be a cruiser

[errant cargo]

and sets ur docks on fire

[woven marsh]

but shoots faster than any DD

it has

[rancid carbon]

And deletes all your girls

[woven marsh]

so may guns

it has smokes

its armor so thin

[jagged tendon]

Another DD disguised as a cruiser

[rancid carbon]

She also purs you inside a classroom in the middle of space

[woven marsh]

All shells overpen

[narrow compass]

[rancid carbon]

With only you and her inside

[woven marsh]

EVERYTHING OVERPENS IT

Armor so bad it's good

[narrow compass]

looks too OP..

[rancid carbon]

She alao manipulates the games code

[jagged tendon]

No armor is best armor

[rancid carbon]

And makes it her own reality

[fossil cape]

https://wiki.wargaming.net/en/Ship:Smolensk

[woven marsh]

So imagine

[fossil cape]

[woven marsh]

16 guns

with sub 4s reload

THE FIRE RAIN NEVER STOPS

[arctic hawk]

7% on Freddy von Gross

[jagged tendon]

Hope they make her a big cruiser

[errant cargo]

ellow nero

[woven marsh]

Smolensk is such a bullshit shit

[jagged tendon]

The smol big cruiser

[rancid carbon]

The 2nd weirdest ship next to london

[arctic hawk]

Hello, Person Who Knows Me, Maybe.

[woven marsh]

At least they removed it from the ships

[rancid carbon]

[woven marsh]

16 guns

sub 4s reload

8% fire chance

Has a smoke

[rancid carbon]

Smolensk would be broken her firing is in of itself a barrage

[rancid carbon]

[woven marsh]

has torpedoes

it's the most ship in the game

[fossil cape]

Russian Flint

[jagged tendon]

The R3 of ships

[woven marsh]

Wows wiki:
Thin armor makes it extremely vulnerable to AP battleships at long ranges and cruisers at any range.

[frail bone]

playing AL is no more

[woven marsh]

[frail bone]

[rancid carbon]

What would her gun be

[woven marsh]

VULNERABLE TO AP

[rancid carbon]

[woven marsh]

Guys

guys

are they for real

Even if they were to shoot from space

[rancid carbon]

Feeling bored I might finish monarch pr exp quest just by spamming c2 with hood and DoY

[woven marsh]

they'd still overpen

[rancid carbon]

[jagged tendon]

You see you dont shoot it directly

[woven marsh]

a Quad gun

[rancid carbon]

No like

[woven marsh]

The only way to defeat smolensk

[jagged tendon]

You shoot a big ship, go through it and hit Smol after

[woven marsh]

is to defeat the rest

[rancid carbon]

What gun would she equip

[errant cargo]

DD gun

[woven marsh]

she'd have 4 slots

each will have a quad gun

just because fuck you it's smolensk

[rancid carbon]

Damn shes gonna take shinanos lifespan from 10 days to 10 seconds

[woven marsh]

Imagine if you cloned Laffey

4 times

[rancid carbon]

No more like kitakaze

[errant cargo]

and set her HP to 5000

[jagged tendon]

Every bar owner would be overjoyed

[fossil cape]

Death Star main beam.... overpen

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

Took away 50% of HP

dam

impressive

[frail bone]

also 20% life steal

from every source of dmg

[rancid carbon]

Would I be able to get 5 purins to raise my chapayev during pasta? I dont know

[woven marsh]

Oh, at it has DFAA

so

[errant cargo]

also 70% chance to set every ship on the map on fire

[woven marsh]

More AA than Sandy

[rancid carbon]

She also doesnt need rhe bullet system

[woven marsh]

don't you want the pasta frame?

[frail bone]

i wonder if Varia is watching us now

[woven marsh]

Reverse Izumo

[frail bone]

[rancid carbon]

I do

Idk if theres any purins left

[woven marsh]

Then why you want to spend purins on chapa?

[rancid carbon]

.

Good point

Should spend them on formidable

[woven marsh]

I have to get and spend 2 rn

[rancid carbon]

Assuming I het her

[woven marsh]

for IB frame

[rancid carbon]

[woven marsh]

Smolensk has a heal

[rancid carbon]

As soon as I get mama formidable im putting her on dorm and commisions and spam level her QUICK

[errant cargo]

also evry seconds smolensk appears in a battle the sirens will slowly lose all sanity

[rancid carbon]

[errant cargo]

and charge to main

[rancid carbon]

Sirens when they see smolensk

[woven marsh]

Siren Killer level 10

Actually kills sirens

[fossil cape]

deletes c6 abyssal

[errant cargo]

one shots purifier

[woven marsh]

Arbiter: Spawns

[rancid carbon]

Putting on smolensks skin would refund all your gems and coobs

[woven marsh]

Smolensk:

[rancid carbon]

[woven marsh]

wanna play bullet hell?

[errant cargo]

akashi cant even count how much gems will it cost

[woven marsh]

Refunds Akashi

[errant cargo]

it will prob cost ur whole acc

[rocky star]

lucky number

[woven marsh]

Tbf my OPSiren node fleet is like

[errant cargo]

kewl

[woven marsh]

yo sirens, nice bullet

[frail bone]

the levels of shitpost in this channel

[rancid carbon]

Smolensk skin would be her turning into the literal ship

[woven marsh]

My bullet hell is better

[rancid carbon]

[frail bone]

has reached unknown levels

[woven marsh]

FdG/Odin/Perseus London/Tashkent/Laffey

Can you imagine the amount of shells

and bombs sometimes

and torpedoes

and barrages

and salvos

and magical hammers

[arctic hawk]

How are the Sirens still a threat, again?

[errant cargo]

did u ever tried 3 carriers but all of them carry 2 stukas each

[woven marsh]

Are we the baddies?

[arctic hawk]

[errant cargo]

no smolensk is

[woven marsh]

What if Sirens just have PTSD

hence their weird personalities

[errant cargo]

lol

[woven marsh]

They've gone crazy after we've slaughtered so many of them

[woven marsh]

I hate sometimes how in gameplay you can level a city block in a second

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

And in the cutscene one bullet brings you down

[hazy kayak]

Is that a Shinsantian boat?

[frail bone]

https://tenor.com/view/love-is-war-death-stare-anime-kaguyasama-wa-kokurasetai-clown-gif-17655504

[arctic hawk]

"We've been trying to help these assholes, give them basically magic cubes which they then used against us."

[woven marsh]

[woven marsh]

I mean

Humans

In a nutshell

[arctic hawk]

Humans indeed.

[woven marsh]

If aliens come to Earth

I feel bad for them

We'll deport the first one

Eat the second one

Fuck the third one

Steal their ship AND their gfs

[arctic hawk]

If aliens come to Earf, I'm throwing my hands up and yell "I'm not with them."

[woven marsh]

Let's be Xenophobic

[errant cargo]

isnt that warhammer in a nutshell

?

[arctic hawk]

No, not really.

[fossil cape]

And put a McDonald's in their planet

[arctic hawk]

But also kinda'.

[woven marsh]

Warhammer is like

actually yeah

that's almost warhammer

But that's pretty much humanity

Everytime I open stellaris to have a peaceful federation run

I end up genociding the galaxy

I only remember someone insulting me once

[arctic hawk]

Warhammer 40k is:
Space nazis
Mushrooms
15th century England
15th century England, but with bondage
An archeologist's simultaneous wet dream and worst nightmare
The Zerg

Am I missing a faction?

[woven marsh]

Space Nazi 15th Century England

[errant cargo]

the heretics?

[woven marsh]

but they are the good guys

weird way to say "everyone else"

[arctic hawk]

15th Century England is the Eldar.

Superiority complex.

"We're better than you, nyeh"

[woven marsh]

bet you didn't expect

[errant cargo]

whut is the necrons?

[woven marsh]

||The absolutely not Spanish Inquisition||

[arctic hawk]

The heretics are the ones after Space Nazis

[arctic hawk]

An archeologist's simultaneous wet dream and worst nightmare.

[errant cargo]

tau

[woven marsh]

Space Commies

[arctic hawk]

who

[woven marsh]

gay space commies

[arctic hawk]

Vagine-faced gay space commies.

[woven marsh]

How can they not like melee

[errant cargo]

is the imperial guard the space nazis too?

[arctic hawk]

Space nazis are the Imperium as a whole.

[woven marsh]

Okay but you forgot the most powerful being in the entire universe

[fossil cape]

Fully automated space commies

[arctic hawk]

Including the Bolter Bitches and those Inquisitor cunts no one liked, ever.

[arctic hawk]

Gork and Mork?

[errant cargo]

yeah i think thats all

[woven marsh]

his name is ||aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa||

[arctic hawk]

I was expecting ||JOHN CENA||

[errant cargo]

WAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH

[woven marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCMNWAJiz5Y

[arctic hawk]

No, Kroto means the one and only

[woven marsh]

I meant Sly Marbo

[arctic hawk]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[woven marsh]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[arctic hawk]

Ye.

[woven marsh]

Gura is a few "A"s away

from being stronger than Gods

[arctic hawk]

And lower case.

[verbal talon]

You guys are talking about warhammer

[hazy kayak]

Got pretty lucky with urgent commissions after daily HM clears

[arctic hawk]

[verbal talon]

dips

[errant cargo]

she will get there if she plays warhammer

[arctic hawk]

Get back here, ya' wuss

[woven marsh]

No we're talking about our lord and saviour AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[verbal talon]

⛷️

[arctic hawk]

C'mere

[hazy kayak]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS

[errant cargo]

[verbal talon]

skis away

[woven marsh]

Just as I put Drake in the dorm

[fossil cape]

9 more prints for 457

[hazy kayak]

Still at 145 prints left for dev30

hopefully I get around 3 prints for this

and a few Champagne / Odin ones

[woven marsh]

Okay so

[arctic hawk]

I love how this is 95% canon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhTas5eODK4

[woven marsh]

Youtube now has ads

[hazy kayak]

I want to use the Event prints for PR...

[woven marsh]

that ask you

[hazy kayak]

1? I guess

[woven marsh]

about ads

[arctic hawk]

And also one of the best things to ever come out of Alfabusa's brain.

[hazy kayak]

let's finish PR1

[woven marsh]

What is this big brain move

[hazy kayak]

or PR2...

[woven marsh]

I like how TTS is more like canon than actual canon

And with less Gulliman

[arctic hawk]

[visual mountain]

Nimi mad

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-angry-why-so-serious-nimi-z23-gif-19918542

[arctic hawk]

TTS is canon, but Lord Adorable instead of Gulliman.

[visual mountain]

[errant cargo]

access denied

[kind heart]

very cute

[verbal talon]

Bored

[arctic hawk]

access denied

[arctic hawk]

You should read up on Warhammer 40k lore.

[verbal talon]

Nah

[arctic hawk]

Despite being grimdark, it's sometimes funnier than the bibble.

[visual mountain]

[errant cargo]

you do know that im highlord of terra yes?

you do know that access denied

[visual mountain]

I wish i could use nimi more

But laff seems to do better

[brisk plaza]

I am going to steal Ido luck on 21st

[visual mountain]

[woven marsh]

Nimi is a better PURE Gunboat

[arctic hawk]

Laffey has anime energy even in the games.

[woven marsh]

Laffey is a better ship and waifu

[visual mountain]

Since laff has high reload ane great torps

[arctic hawk]

Z23 has anime energy in the anime alone

[woven marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-laffey-pat-sleepy-prinz-eugen-gif-20003973

[arctic hawk]

oright, episode 2's out.

[woven marsh]

My spirit animal

[errant cargo]

yus

[woven marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/468804119377739776/787373550020722688/LaffeyDance.gif

[visual mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-bisoku-zenshin-laffey-javelin-ayanami-oops-gif-19918244

[arctic hawk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/468804119377739776/787373550020722688/LaffeyDance.gif

[woven marsh]

Nimi suck

[errant cargo]

i thenk she even have more 6 digits number

[woven marsh]

[visual mountain]

Nimi sunk

[woven marsh]

Summon Odin Bonk

[arctic hawk]

As you wish.

[visual mountain]

Odin says no horni

Only battle

[errant cargo]

aw

[visual mountain]

Anyway

Gonna horni

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

[visual mountain]

[fossil cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/798744416767836171.png?v=1

[arctic hawk]

Get your hand off of Spoot.

[visual mountain]

No u

[arctic hawk]

[errant cargo]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/461381136661217283/751094369590837348/image0-2.gif

[visual mountain]

Oh also saw siren use spoot to shame queen

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/764749757180280862/787106849027129395/20201211_180128.jpg

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/unacceptable-knight-lock-and-load-cocks-gun-gif-17380126

[errant cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/goose-honk-inhale-inhales-untitled-gif-16237480

[fossil cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/704359929015959614.gif?v=1

[visual mountain]

Honkers gib

https://tenor.com/view/oozora-subaru-subaru-hololive-vtuber-duck-gif-17275245

[arctic hawk]

Aww, was hoping they'd up the episode length this time.

owell.

8 minutes'll have to do.

[visual mountain]

Yew

Guilds be like

[arctic hawk]

Javelin be like "eeeeeee"

[frail bone]

8 mins

[frail bone]

i can prepare a soup

[errant cargo]

ah yes more bath scene

[visual mountain]

AA

[jagged tendon]

@woven marsh http://twitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/1351510880953921537

アズールレーン公式 (@azurlane_staff)

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サディア所属、アルフレード・オリアーニ級駆逐艦。
姉妹艦の中で完成日は最後でも、進水日で数えれば2番目。
余裕で冷静で優雅にグラーツィア（を目指す）少女に弱点はない！

次回メンテナンス後、期間限定建造にて登場！
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Better?

[woven marsh]

Already noticed

[cobalt wyvern]

who

[arctic hawk]

Wait a minute, that wasn't 8 minutes

[woven marsh]

Purin 1/2 Acquired

[arctic hawk]

Try the Windows shut down SFX instead

[cobalt wyvern]

you don't know abuenos adios master?

[arctic hawk]

Don't want to.

[cobalt wyvern]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QENrMKdkwNQ

[fossil cape]

A bueno adiós master

[jagged tendon]

I miss pilling up the towers on the ps2 start screen

[arctic hawk]

Yea, I can't associate the PS2 booting up chime with shutting down or disappearing.

[visual mountain]

Alfredo

[errant cargo]

i kinda miss playing innocent life in PS2

[woven marsh]

PS1 sound is superior anyway

[jagged tendon]

PS1 sounds are cursed

[woven marsh]

Blessed

[visual mountain]

Innocent sin

[woven marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOPViekdacQ

[jagged tendon]

And now see the error sound

[woven marsh]

The worst part is when you see the sony screen

and not the PS screen

and you start PANIK

[arctic hawk]

Fun activity for me: post as many unrelated reacts to a news post as possible just to piss off those who post relevant reacts #game-news message

[cobalt wyvern]

that one is god-tier

[rocky star]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?hl=id&v=1uHLQHjtPLE&gl=ID

[jagged tendon]

Chaser quest

[rocky star]

pain

[arctic hawk]

I only ever got RSOD with pirated copies.

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Wait, no.

[woven marsh]

it's great that the console doesn't have any error messages and instead has a stroke

[frail bone]

that is from ep 1 right?

[arctic hawk]

I remember that one time an official God of War 2 disc RSOD'd on me.

[cobalt wyvern]

ep 2 @frail bone

[arctic hawk]

2

[frail bone]

for how long it has been aired?

[woven marsh]

Do you ever like forget what you're doing

[frail bone]

[arctic hawk]

2 days?

[woven marsh]

and instead of saying you forgot

[jagged tendon]

Ps2 was like: Insert a disc or summon a demon

[woven marsh]

you just have a stroke?

[arctic hawk]

Only on tuesdays.

[woven marsh]

That's Playstation

[jagged tendon]

You dont have her?

[woven marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTwJFoPmxWs

[woven marsh]

no

[jagged tendon]

You gotta chase after her

[arctic hawk]

Wait, Yagoo learned engrish as well?

[woven marsh]

no

I gotta

Chase her

chas 'er

pls laugh

I am in pain

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

[fossil cape]

[arctic hawk]

I'm laughing, but not with you.

[woven marsh]

are you

[arctic hawk]

Yes. At you.

[woven marsh]

faq

[arctic hawk]

fa q

[cobalt wyvern]

my main takeaway from SA episode 2

[woven marsh]

why does she look like hitler

[jagged tendon]

https://youtu.be/4h9opriUmu0

[arctic hawk]

Why does a german ship look like Hitler

[cobalt wyvern]

damn didn't know Hitler looked german

[woven marsh]

yeah, I am shocked

I hope she is not a Nazi

[cobalt wyvern]

damn

[woven marsh]

That would sunk

Nimi, sunk

[cobalt wyvern]

man I hope Eugen isn't the miracle of the third reich

it would suck if it did

[woven marsh]

Man I sure hope my Azur Lane is Christian

[cobalt wyvern]

man I hope ships don't swear

[arctic hawk]

You can see his broken heart mended by yen bills as he speaks.

[woven marsh]

They don't

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

Anymore

[arctic hawk]

#ReturnTheBitch

[cobalt wyvern]

@woven marsh

[jagged tendon]

BBB

Bring Back the Bitch

[arctic hawk]

BBtB

[cobalt wyvern]

Lord of the Ships: Return of the Bitch

[arctic hawk]

You're missing an L, there Kroto.

Here, lemme give you it.

Ya' L.

[woven marsh]

FAQ

[arctic hawk]

fa q

[woven marsh]

You know it's funny

[arctic hawk]

bals

[woven marsh]

I always read FAQ as fuck you

so

Miko stole it from me

[arctic hawk]

I know, that's why I space it like "fa q"

[woven marsh]

elite move

[fossil cape]

FAQ U

[jagged tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/sakura-miko-rage-faq-nyahello-tiannya-gif-19014260

[woven marsh]

Desk of Immortality

[arctic hawk]

"fuck you you"

[arctic hawk]

That looks like way more than just 10HP damage.

[jagged tendon]

Its lingering dmg

[errant cargo]

i like how they just beating their desk

[jagged tendon]

Starts at 10

[errant cargo]

and ppl just memed about it

[visual mountain]

[arctic hawk]

not giving a ship a like

Breh.

[errant cargo]

ah yes her health is gone faster than a one hit kill in darksouls

[jagged tendon]

Cant have bitch, meanwhile

Azuma L2D gropping herself
Surcouf L2D in general
Lewdis almost going topless on L2D kimono
....

[arctic hawk]

Zara's default skin touching herself.

[jagged tendon]

Zara's L2D jacking off the pool bar

[arctic hawk]

That too.

[frail bone]

reminder

that ships actually swear

in Queen Orders

[cobalt wyvern]

Hammann going WTF in Juustagram

JB saying FFS in Juustagram too

[frail bone]

Queen Orders > AL

[cobalt wyvern]

ship girl curse?!?!?!?!?!?!?1?1?1?1/1/1

@frail bone correct

[arctic hawk]

Question: Is Little Bel canonically not the same ship as Belfast?

[cobalt wyvern]

yes

[jagged tendon]

Think JB swears in Surcouf's quest too

[arctic hawk]

With the risk of losing a limb, I want to pet Hammann.

[frail bone]

make AL +18

[cobalt wyvern]

but JB is edgy

so she can swear

😈

[arctic hawk]

J B like "It's not a phase, sis."

[jagged tendon]

Hmph. Whatever the hell suits you.
Kinda

[frail bone]

does ship girls have menstrual cycle?

do they shit aswell?

i guess some things can never be answered

[arctic hawk]

We already answered this with a "yes" 2 days ago.

[versed terrace]

Good morning

[frail bone]

[errant cargo]

[versed terrace]

Cool

[errant cargo]

wait is there a new nekopara anime?

[jagged tendon]

For a while

[arctic hawk]

P5R NG+, or Like a Dragon: Like a Dragon Premium Adventure?

[cobalt wyvern]

shipgirls can shit but in turn can get fucked

[errant cargo]

lol

[kind heart]

[rocky star]

[rotund pelican]

[arctic hawk]

#lexington-general message

[rotund pelican]

P5R I guesss???

[arctic hawk]

They're kinda' the same game with different art styles, honestly.

Easier to level up in P5R, though.

[rotund pelican]

Go for the new game then???

[visual mountain]

Im on ng++ on p5r

Beat 3rd semester

Working on maxing out satanael

[brisk plaza]

Successful caught a groundon

[jagged tendon]

Groudon*

[brisk plaza]

My bad

[jagged tendon]

You know, he does have a dick name
Ground type, starts with grou but doesnt have the N

[rotund pelican]

Ground pound

Hehe

[jagged tendon]

Do you like mudkips?

[brisk plaza]

Well I like swampert and these are good ivs for raids

[rocky star]

mudkip best starter

[rotund pelican]

Grew to love mudkip but treecko still takes my pick

[versed terrace]

Chungus up

[jagged tendon]

Guess nobody remembers

[brisk plaza]

Mudkip is my fav from gen 3

I used all 3 when I refresh the game

[versed terrace]

Chungus dead

[arctic hawk]

Doesn't Satanael pop up level 98?

[arctic hawk]

Long live Chungus

I mean, once you beat The Reaper once, he's pretty easy to kill again and again until level 99.

That being said, you just reminded me I need 2 invincible Personas in my arsenal, and they're gonna take a while

[hazy kayak]

https://twitter.com/Tsundere_dango/status/1351535904175783940?s=19

DanGo🍡 (@Tsundere_dango)

前に描いた設定図
#アズールレーン

Likes

159

Twitter · Jan 19, 2021, 2:24 PM

Vincenzo concept art I think?

I am going to jail for posting this

[arctic hawk]

Would be funny to use Izanagi no Ookami against Narukami Yu.

[hazy kayak]

ok Dango has drawn other loli boats

[arctic hawk]

Then again, using Satanael to do it would also give Ren Protagonist brownie points.

Well, I say Ren, but I keep calling Joker Akira Kurusu on any of the playthroughs I do.

iKinda' like that name better.

[kind heart]

13-1 boss. Shinano with 42 kills and Sandy just 12

[arctic hawk]

12

While the player can freely name Joker in the game, he is named Ren Amamiya in Persona 5: The Animation and most other appearances while Akira Kurusu was used in the manga adaptation.

Why doesn't he have an official name yet

Why does he need 2

[frail bone]

we must pray

[versed terrace]

Do we have anything in gameplay?

Like previews or sneak peaks?

[errant cargo]

i think its available at steam

i just googled it

[arctic hawk]

' first MVP

They grow up so fast.

[jagged tendon]

Any of the ones that dont have 🔴 worth crafting for someone?

[hazy kayak]

so any point to keep playing meta battles aside from easy skill levelling?

[jagged tendon]

Well confetti gun I know its crap

[hazy kayak]

you will get lots of gold repair cranes from boxes

and only very few ships use them

[jagged tendon]

You have mlb rabbit already?

[arctic hawk]

Who doesn't.

[jagged tendon]

Me

[arctic hawk]

Why don't you?

[jagged tendon]

Lazy

[hazy kayak]

you will definitely want to craft an Air Radar

[arctic hawk]

Stop being lazy.

[hazy kayak]

they help out for hard mode stat padding and chapter 13

Messer is kinda meme

[jagged tendon]

The cranes and radar I know, thats why I put the red circle on them

[hazy kayak]

it's fast and has decent AA but provides no extra surface damage

[arctic hawk]

MLB, but kinda' crap gear.

[hazy kayak]

maybe I read the thing wrong and you meant the non red stuff

hold up

craft one reppuu for pvp

you could do a twin100mm for barrage oriented DDs / shield breaker aux

[rocky star]

chungus flex

[jagged tendon]

Is the reppu only for PVP? Cause tbh i dont use CVs on it

[errant cargo]

i dont hvae mlb hiryuu meta

[arctic hawk]

Ye, I still have no idea what gear to even go for

[errant cargo]

[hazy kayak]

well then, don't craft a reppuu for pvp

[errant cargo]

i will prob slap her some mc clusky div

[arctic hawk]

Mostly because I don't know the gear by nickname or who belongs to what.

[hazy kayak]

The twin100mm is fine I guesw

[kind heart]

why use reppu for pvp when Sea Hornet exists

[jagged tendon]

So only those 2 worthwhile?

[hazy kayak]

imagine having hornets

Triple 406mm only works on BBs with ammo changing skills

[arctic hawk]

So, this would be the best fighter to go for?

[hazy kayak]

which is only massachussets

[rocky star]

Just make an f7f

its cheaper

[hazy kayak]

f7f is cheaper and only about 0.2 secs slower

[rocky star]

it also has better AA

[hazy kayak]

I feel like circuits are too important

[rocky star]

because it goes slower

[hazy kayak]

there's other good crafts you can use with it

like maid AA gun

[rocky star]

you need so many circuits

[hazy kayak]

and helldiver

[kind heart]

I use 2 carriers in PvP, only Hiryuu has a fighter equipped (Sea Hornet). I go with 2x Barracuda on shinano.

[arctic hawk]

This'un?

[jagged tendon]

I'll craft it when working on Massa then

Thx

[arctic hawk]

Oh, cool. I have 3 spare Hellcats.

[jagged tendon]

There's some things I want to craft but still missing 5- bps

[arctic hawk]

O. twice the bomb.

[rocky star]

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

Unfortunately, can't get it past +6 at this time.

Need the plates for bunny retrofits.

[jagged tendon]

Well time to make this a grind day then

Good thing Opsi doesnt use morale

[arctic hawk]

Need purple plane plates, though. Not gold ones.

Back to grinding 8-4, I guess.

[rocky star]

small chungus

[arctic hawk]

smol

What node does Ikazuchi drop from, again?

[rocky star]

8-2

[arctic hawk]

iSee. Thank

Took me a while, but I just noticed the suicide boats have manjuus in them.

Who's the real enemy here?

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

Rem and Ram*

[arctic hawk]

Ikazuchi and Inazuma*

Oop. 2 plates

Need 1 more.

2 kinds of people

[rocky star]

[arctic hawk]

Why is auto-Sandy more prone to ram boats than the other fleets I leave on auto?

[versed terrace]

she suicidal

[arctic hawk]

I mean, she mostly does so right before her skills trigger and whatever she's ramming into eats ALL the stars.

But still.

[rugged steppe]

My fleets can't even defeat the corrosion lvl 5 areas oof

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

It's C7 I have issues with. Thankfully, those're reserved for strongholds.

[versed terrace]

is memu good

[arctic hawk]

It can pump out 60-30 FPS on a crappy laptop.

That's more than what BS can do.

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

Better than crapstacks

And cocks

[arctic hawk]

BS did like 12-20, max.

[versed terrace]

https://twitter.com/AzurLane_EN/status/1351560051710849026?s=09

Azur Lane Official (@AzurLane_EN)

⛨Vincenzo Gioberti⛨

RN Vincenzo Gioberti is preparing to sortie and she will grace your dock in the near future, Commander.

#AzurLane #Yostar

Likes

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Twitter · Jan 19, 2021, 4:00 PM

heres the english version

[woven marsh]

I know they fixed it now

But the torps are hidden

And it’s funny

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

What if it’s still the old model

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

Yostar releases quint torp pasta ship
community complains about quint torp pasta ship
Yostar removes torps from pasta ship
community complains about torp removal from pasta ship

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

oboy, got Exter instead f 1 purple plane plate.

Thanks, RNGesus.

Real cool.

[rotund pelican]

[arctic hawk]

owait, still got the boss node.

inb4 York or Laffey drop

[jagged tendon]

https://youtu.be/0CyLpH_lfH8

Skyrim npcs ina nutshell

[arctic hawk]

I've had that happen to me as well.

But with Lydia.

Who isn't essential.

motherf

[rotund pelican]

[arctic hawk]

Screw it, just gonna trash a golden plane or something.

Any suggestions?

[rocky star]

zero

[rotund pelican]

Yeah, go for zero

[arctic hawk]

I hope you're not trolling me because I don't know gear that well.

[woven marsh]

Zero

[versed terrace]

a6m5 zero

[woven marsh]

And all the comets

[versed terrace]

you have 3 of em

yea that too lol

[woven marsh]

And the extra KGV guns

[arctic hawk]

Are comets not good?

[woven marsh]

And you’re not using quads

People here trying to get any they can

And this man just has 2 lying around

Privileged fucker

[rotund pelican]

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

Smol Chungus

Chungy?

[kind heart]

thicc thighs

[rotund pelican]

Legs.

[kind heart]

nice legs

[arctic hawk]

I hate their open-toed shoes.

But at least they're barely visible when inspecting them.

[rotund pelican]

[visual mountain]

95 iirc

[arctic hawk]

I remember'im being 98 when I crafted him in P5.

Wait, nevermind. That was because I was max Fool.

Derp.

[visual mountain]

It takes many different personas

[arctic hawk]

iKnow.

[visual mountain]

Took me to ng+ near endgame to get all the arch angels

[arctic hawk]

Laughs in Messiah Picaro

[kind heart]

I like her base skin better

[arctic hawk]

I like her retrofit more, I just hate the shoes.

[visual mountain]

Ik

Even hiryuu loves her feet

[kind heart]

og chungus

[rocky star]

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/disgustang-disgusting-disgusteng-havinashet-shet-gif-12520181

[rotund pelican]

Botak did it

[frail bone]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/767749168055582790/84fdab0d-43c0-478f-8957-ceaa929daea6.gif

[arctic hawk]

Fuck my coins, I guess

But hey, 3 retrofits in one day.

In the span of 5 minutes, actually.

[rotund pelican]

rip gold

[arctic hawk]

Guess I'm doing the 10h commission.

Still need to unlock their retro skills, though.

[rotund pelican]

Helena retro kinda reminds me of KOS-MOS in xenosaga

Must have been the earpiece doin the trick

[versed terrace]

nero

[arctic hawk]

hOI?

[versed terrace]

you going to have enough for the event tmrw

?

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

Day after tomorrow.

[versed terrace]

same thing

[arctic hawk]

Not really.

I still have a day and 10 hours to grind some coins.

That's 3 10h commissions.

[versed terrace]

you'll only have like 10k extra gold the day of event

better not buy anything lol

[arctic hawk]

any% black bunny retro speedrun strats

[versed terrace]

lol

[kind heart]

wdym?

[arctic hawk]

I mean, I got 19k coins on me right now

[versed terrace]

thats what i'm doing for york

[arctic hawk]

I mean you skipped a few nodes.

[versed terrace]

going straight for the retros

[kind heart]

I just wanted the modernization

[versed terrace]

speedrun strats

[kind heart]

Yup, doing the bare minimum

[arctic hawk]

Do the bunnies' ears grow when they're retrofitted?

[versed terrace]

i think so

[arctic hawk]

I have no button to change toppings

[versed terrace]

i mean

bacon and tomatoes are good

its yummy

[arctic hawk]

That's suchi

suchi

[rotund pelican]

Looks good

[arctic hawk]

Sushi's sperg relative, suchi

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

I could get another 1200 coins in about 5 minutes

[versed terrace]

i should do hard mode more

need more cores

[arctic hawk]

iDo it daily.

Mostly for the retrofit BPs.

Well...mostly

I do'em exclusively for the BPs. Cores and whatever else drops are a bonus.

[versed terrace]

retro bps aren't are prob for me

[arctic hawk]

They are for me

[versed terrace]

if i start to extensively retro ships then prob

but i don't so

[arctic hawk]

Of course I get 1 plane plate when I don't need them anymore

[woven marsh]

So I was washing the dishes

[woven marsh]

Mindlessly

The phone was nearby

[arctic hawk]

So you washed it too.

[woven marsh]

So I took my phone and washed it

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

Send help

[arctic hawk]

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

I think I’m mentally unwell

[versed terrace]

[rotund pelican]

[versed terrace]

LMAO

[rotund pelican]

Is the phone a bit fine?

[arctic hawk]

washes dishes mindlessly
mentally unwell

Wait, how are you typing this, then?

[kind heart]

ip68 rated mobile

[rotund pelican]

Phone on water

Why

[arctic hawk]

'Least it's not wata in za faya.

[rotund pelican]

No seriously, is it still working?

[arctic hawk]

can is it still working

[rotund pelican]

Sorry mind going hyperdrive

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

Yours too, huh?

Don't wash any dishes.

[rotund pelican]

Hehehhe had little bro do it for me instead

[arctic hawk]

RIP phone on account of smol aniki washing dishes

[rotund pelican]

Here, hoping its fine

[kind heart]

should be fine

[arctic hawk]

here's* hoping

[rotund pelican]

That's strike 2 huh

Yikes better be careful then

[arctic hawk]

Beware the 3rd bonk.

[kind heart]

Here's to hoping it's fine

[versed terrace]

nero..

[arctic hawk]

Both work, really.

[rotund pelican]

[kind heart]

Here's hoping = Here is hoping
It's just wierd, no idea if it's correct

[arctic hawk]

Fine.

Thanks for the correction, then.

[brisk plaza]

Kroto has gone silent

[kind heart]

I really don't know if it's correct, my grammar is bad

[rotund pelican]

[kind heart]

0.8% away from the funni numba

[narrow compass]

[jagged tendon]

Do gold bps only drop from npc/boss fleets?

[kind heart]

Yes

[jagged tendon]

[hazy kayak]

I love Yandere Lane!

[frail bone]

https://tenor.com/view/love-is-war-death-stare-anime-kaguyasama-wa-kokurasetai-clown-gif-17655504

[cobalt wyvern]

poverty

[rocky star]

[hazy kayak]

after drake I'm doing izumo

[jagged tendon]

[cobalt wyvern]

+20% in 2 days

woah

[jagged tendon]

Did the snail lost his speed?

[arctic hawk]

' second MVP

@woven marsh

[versed terrace]

cuppa

[arctic hawk]

Cobba

[versed terrace]

booba

[arctic hawk]

Ask and ye shall receive, I guess

[versed terrace]

y tho

nero

you wasting coin

[arctic hawk]

Dock space

[versed terrace]

scrap

[arctic hawk]

Did

354/400

o, neat

[hot moat]

[versed terrace]

did you just buy dock space and nothing else?

[arctic hawk]

Some skins.

And both cubes and coins once.

Still didn't get Tashkent muse, though.

That hurt.

[versed terrace]

mm

couldn't get tashkent in the first place so

i feel u

[arctic hawk]

I even got some of the past muses, but not Tashkent.

[timber breach]

this double exp for shitkikans below lv60 is crazy

[arctic hawk]

Noice, innit.

[versed terrace]

aye

[arctic hawk]

Enjoy it while it lasts.

[versed terrace]

got that exp boost during the first anniversary for something

or is it below lvl 30?

[arctic hawk]

Rylan's suffering from recent relapse.

[versed terrace]

idk

[timber breach]

one day my javelin was level 1 and now shes 43

[versed terrace]

heh

[arctic hawk]

That reminds me.

I should put my Bulins in the lecture hall when it's Destroyer Day.

[versed terrace]

[timber breach]

[arctic hawk]

58 Bulin, 54 Purin, 52 Hammerlin.

[versed terrace]

i have bulins at lvl 70

man

[arctic hawk]

imagine having to MLB Bulins.

[versed terrace]

the chad that oaths and has 120 bulins

[timber breach]

a bulin for a bulin

[versed terrace]

won't work kek

they're already mlbed

[arctic hawk]

I know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_P4HRk3tHE

Cute dog.

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

Oh, baby. Civvie uploaded an hour-long video.

[versed terrace]

game crashed in the middle of a boss

fucking fix ops goddammit

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-washington-gif-15199681

uh