lexington-general

[hazy kayak]

based yunsang

[atomic grove]

Imagine having a single rainbow gun

[hazy kayak]

gets away with selling Italian Lulu + Lou

[hazy kayak]

That's me, yes

[atomic grove]

Im at like 38/50 on the pr2 one & not even close to the pr3 one

[rancid carbon]

so we have zara

and shiny zara

[jagged tendon]

Recolored hair and slutty clothes

[rancid carbon]

imagine if shiny zara was top tier

I got a feeling vento is gonna be a ssr battleship

but 5 ssr in one event would be overkill so hm

[woven marsh]

I mean they always add one SSR to events

CE was Tosa

Bismarck was U-96

So I don't think they'll add anyone OTHER than hornier Zara

and Veneto will be in pasta 2.0

[rancid carbon]

soo her own event?

[woven marsh]

ye

She is so cute

[visual mountain]

[hasty kiln]

york but not bruh

[subtle stump]

not bruh york indeed

[woven marsh]

I didn't know I liked the design

Like a lot

[visual mountain]

I prefer her skjn

[fossil cape]

Her two other skins display well her charms

[woven marsh]

Is that Asuka

[fossil cape]

[rotund pelican]

Woaaaaaah

But yet again why the breast enlargement dou

Not that I'm complaining

Also Polaaaa whaaat

[arctic hawk]

Yes, I did

[arctic hawk]

oHey, adult York

[leaden arrow]

reminds me of Enty face, only this time it's Zara

[arctic hawk]

'Least she's not touching herself, like Zara.

@woven marsh

[rotund pelican]

So just Pola?

[neat flicker]

[fossil cape]

[arctic hawk]

Wait, are they making CE permanent now?

So there's 2 ships I'm after now. Neat.

[jagged tendon]

Only for JP

[woven marsh]

[brisk plaza]

Not official yet 🙂

[jagged tendon]

http://twitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/1351014719029653507

アズールレーン公式 (@azurlane_staff)

【お知らせ】
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お楽しみに！
#アズールレーン

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Twitter · Jan 18, 2021, 3:53 AM

[rotund pelican]

Can't wait for the other ship

[brisk plaza]

We should get it soon

[rotund pelican]

You think its another ssr?

[fossil cape]

There's still 3 days to see if CE is archived but not so likely

[jagged tendon]

We still need Iris and ISSS before it

[leaden arrow]

I can finally get my filthy hands on Tosa

[brisk plaza]

That's jp

[leaden arrow]

Still, it'll spill over to EN soon

I guess

[jagged tendon]

perma Iris

I need Jeen Bart

[rotund pelican]

Perma wishing well that resets monthly

[brisk plaza]

[rotund pelican]

Idk just a thought

[leaden arrow]

So monthly gacha?

[rotund pelican]

I meant the one where you choose 2 ships to have "rate up"

[hasty kiln]

[visual mountain]

I forgot about her swimsuit skin

[arctic hawk]

I keep forgetting the Lecture Hall is a thing.

[hot moat]

Same, never upgraded it

[arctic hawk]

Mine's fully upgraded, I just forget to stick ships in there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ9Y2fRAVFI

[leaden arrow]

What's the point of Lecture Hall, rarely used it

[arctic hawk]

She reached 1 mil subs.

[leaden arrow]

Dorms get me the exp I need

[arctic hawk]

Still singing.

Lecture Hall 's for the ships that didn't fit in the dorm.

The very speciffic ships.

[rotund pelican]

There's kroto

[fossil cape]

[leaden arrow]

Z28 goes to the Lecture Hall drunk

[visual mountain]

[jagged tendon]

Minsk

[visual mountain]

Shark

[arctic hawk]

Kroto?

[visual mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-girl-headpat-gawr-gura-gif-18433230

[jagged tendon]

We getting pasta rerun so now I wait for vodka rerun after

[woven marsh]

Pasta 2.0

[arctic hawk]

oboy, pasta rerun. Time to get Amagi and Formidable.

[rotund pelican]

2.0 + 2

[arctic hawk]

Yostar: wait a minute

[fossil cape]

Who could be a rerun ship in vodka rerun

[jagged tendon]

Amagi on pasta rerun

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

The fabled CE war archive

[jagged tendon]

Imagine EN not being behind

[arctic hawk]

Imagine EN reading.

[arctic hawk]

Mutsuki knows something.

[jagged tendon]

Only missing the pink fox either way

[fossil cape]

[arctic hawk]

Leave the poor scaredy cat alone

[woven marsh]

same

Fucking pink haired girls

[arctic hawk]

Pink fox?

[rotund pelican]

Don't jinx it now

[arctic hawk]

ohey, Richmond drop

naisu

[woven marsh]

Hanazuki

[visual mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769382871184965632/777912283871313960/EN.PNG

[jagged tendon]

Nor proununce

[arctic hawk]

Level 54

[rancid carbon]

she good?

[arctic hawk]

Allegedly.

iHaven't used them myself <_>

[jagged tendon]

She's alright

i prefer simple
Procceds to do a math equation

[rancid carbon]

is west virgina good

[arctic hawk]

I mean, Gura sang it 4 times.

So ye. It's good.

[woven marsh]

who said that lol

[kind heart]

no

[jagged tendon]

Gneisenau always calculating probabilities

[jagged tendon]

[rotund pelican]

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

Does new unit acquired include “new”

Or any elite and above that interrupts the flow

Also

Sneaky fuckers

It’s 3-4 on the background

#TheyKnow

3-4 with a Chungus

What is this meta

[edgy nebula]

gonna be game changer

AutoLane coming

[jagged tendon]

Dont think the game is a fan of Italians

[arctic hawk]

Yostar is telling the princess(es) to save Mario instead.

[fossil cape]

At the very beginning i had a stronghold blocking me Gibraltar and so the mediterranean

[arctic hawk]

Ok, the grind for Freddy von Gross is over.

Time to start the grind for Freddy von Gross.

[woven marsh]

Yes

All my strongholds are always around italy

[jagged tendon]

Had 2 in the middle of the ocean, 1 near the UK and this one

Abyssal bosses is 1 near murica, 1 in the middle of the ocean and this one

[woven marsh]

Mine are everywhere in italy

Then in the atlantic near the italy

It’s always Italy

[rotund pelican]

Now it has sauce

[woven marsh]

[jagged tendon]

The sirens were predicting all the pasta events

[visual mountain]

Rip people with low dock space

[jagged tendon]

Time to 🐳

[arctic hawk]

ohey, Pizza frame get.

Now for the fox skin.

[visual mountain]

Also

Bruh

3-4

[fossil cape]

with chungus

[visual mountain]

Fat bugs bunny

https://tenor.com/view/big-chungus-gif-18975107

[hazy kayak]

https://twitter.com/_OyatsuTime/status/1348364179602767873?s=19

いそげや (@_OyatsuTime)

TBに嫉妬ガスコーニュ

#アズールレーン

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Twitter · Jan 10, 2021, 8:20 PM

[arctic hawk]

Rainbow plates in St. Petersburg.

And of course I'm low on special coins.

[hazy kayak]

Gascogne... is gaming...

[arctic hawk]

Fahk me.

[hazy kayak]

i got r5 and r4 siren loggers

so that'll be fun

[visual mountain]

[fossil cape]

Roughly got this TL: Maître's judgement is incomprehensible. It's clear that Gascogne is more suitable as a navigator than TB. Maître is unfaithful

[hazy kayak]

I prefee the Maître is "cheating" interpretation

[jagged tendon]

Cute Gascogne

[visual mountain]

Kill me

[jagged tendon]

[hazy kayak]

https://twitter.com/milkcacao/status/1351149907688775680?s=19

cacao (@milkcacao)

#アズールレーン グロスター

Twitter · Jan 18, 2021, 12:50 PM

Gloucester...

[fossil cape]

[jagged tendon]

[visual mountain]

[cobalt wyvern]

morning

poorpel reserch

[jagged tendon]

the odin one

[arctic hawk]

Afternoon

Meanwhile I'm stuck with free research until the event drops.

[kind heart]

I got 4 DR face research today (2 Azuma, 1 fdg, 1 Drake), my coins are drained.
(8+5)k + 3k + 5k = 21k coins in research today

[arctic hawk]

Come hither

[hazy kayak]

I always ignore PR2 DR researches

I feel like I shouldnt

[kind heart]

I'm doing PR2 focus with Azuma in focus, so it's natural I would choose PR2

[fossil cape]

mine is

Dev 21

[sleek crest]

guys

[kind heart]

90 fdg prints only

[sleek crest]

my burger was undercooked

am i going to be okay

[hazy kayak]

147 drake, 17 Odin, 35 Champagne

[woven marsh]

Not your stomach

[hazy kayak]

113 extra for cheshire and 54 extra for mainz

[kind heart]

I have 0 knowledge about meat

[hazy kayak]

https://twitter.com/wweeeeeeyy/status/1351120900192686084?s=19

[brisk plaza]

Maybe inform the place you ordered from and ask for a replacement if they can

[leaden arrow]

Hey, it's Hiryuu META

[hazy kayak]

How do we have dedicated Illustrious artists in 2021?

How does she do it???

[kind heart]

Cuz she Lusty

[hazy kayak]

I'm feelin lusty...

[errant cargo]

[leaden arrow]

I still can't find Nicholas

fucking 9-3

I don't want to spend my last oil reserves

gotta save for Formi

[fossil cape]

53 for Georgia, 100 for Kitakaze, 347 for Azuma, 296 for Friedrich

[kind heart]

[kind heart]

[brisk plaza]

Have to get her to level 80

[arctic hawk]

120*

[jagged tendon]

Power of big tits and year of the cow

[cobalt wyvern]

I started the FdG grind in earnest yesterday

[jagged tendon]

Its a good year indeed

[arctic hawk]

Mine started today

[brisk plaza]

Why is sardenga units hyped up cause of formi and other units still don't understand

[arctic hawk]

Because Formidable is, actually true to her name, formidable.

Good carrier, cute gal, maid outfit.

[brisk plaza]

Is it cause of cv since people can't

[arctic hawk]

It's because Formidable is a better waifu than Shinano.

[jagged tendon]

Cant argue with that one

[visual mountain]

Busty lusty

[kind heart]

Formi has a different function than Shinano.

Shinano does a shit ton of damage without any rng

[cobalt wyvern]

the period in the end makes it funnier

[kind heart]

Formidable has ZA WARUDO
Her damage is pretty good too

[arctic hawk]

How

[cobalt wyvern]

you sound serious

[arctic hawk]

I...always do?

[visual mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-fans-jojo-bizarre-monki-crazi-monkey-gif-19597136

[hazy kayak]

I'll punch TNT if I don't get formi

[arctic hawk]

breathing
iS tHaT a JoJo ReFeReNcE?

Hm. Decisions

[brisk plaza]

That line was for nero 😂

[arctic hawk]

Do I go for Q, T or C

[kind heart]

C if you wanna save coins, otherwise 531

[arctic hawk]

'Course I wanna save coins.

Italian Formidable's event's coming up.

[kind heart]

I mean Q is fine, you'll just have to login every 1-2 hrs to start a new research

[kind heart]

[cobalt wyvern]

I have like

248k coins

Drake killed my economy

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

Ok, 85. Not bad.

[jagged tendon]

Non retro Helena

[arctic hawk]

Working on it.

How many more fucking times do I need to click on "return to map" before I can actually enter that stronghold.

[jagged tendon]

Ikr

Takes a bunch of time to enter them, abyssal too

[fossil cape]

Got a 5th Seattle gun

[hazy kayak]

nice

[arctic hawk]

iThink I can craft one of them as well.

But upcoming event

[fossil cape]

4 more electronics for filler plane

[kind heart]

I have 32 electronics

[arctic hawk]

ohey, this miniboss is Eugen.

[fossil cape]

[kind heart]

4 rainbow prints

[fossil cape]

Yuubari's retro will be after the event

Only Elite > SR retro i'm missing

[cobalt wyvern]

every time I feel bad about my coin situation

I look at other people's coins

and I feel better

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

fa q

[fossil cape]

Retros i'm missing the most are blue to purple

from commons i'm missing the C class, Mutsuki, Kisaragi, Köln, Karlsruhe and Abukuma

[arctic hawk]

I retrofit my Koln.

No regrets, I really like the art.

[cobalt wyvern]

yay

now on to +12

[arctic hawk]

Non-retro Ise

[cobalt wyvern]

pretty sure 700 FP will be reached when they're both +12

or at least when one is

since FP is 695 with all tech and gear bonuses

[fossil cape]

My spoot reaches 684

+13 white shell reaches 67
+13 black shell reaches 85

[cobalt wyvern]

based

[kind heart]

20 more levels when I bring her into opsiren and chungus fights

[woven marsh]

Choco

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

[fossil cape]

Me, taking a lv99 Nagato and a lv95 Mogami to opsi

[arctic hawk]

[visual mountain]

Now 120 her

And max skills

[kind heart]

Yeah, but can they fight chungus?

[arctic hawk]

They can, but they won't do much.

[kind heart]

WIP

[arctic hawk]

Me: Mains KMS fleet with Bismarck as flag
Stronghold boss: Hood with Norfolk and Suffolk

[arctic hawk]

tfw Tirpitz sank Hood this time around

[woven marsh]

*Me, taking a Level 70 LB0 Tashclap

[cobalt wyvern]

in Count Dooku voice herr Paulnator, I am disappointed

[jagged tendon]

My Roon's been fighting in opsi since lvl 90

[arctic hawk]

Mine's been 120 for a while now

[brisk plaza]

???

[arctic hawk]

Roon muse, on the other hand...100

[arctic hawk]

Read above that.

[visual mountain]

Im working on perseus healing the red skill

[kind heart]

I don't have Roon and no plans to get her in the near future

[hazy kayak]

3000 exp away for lv120 on

[brisk plaza]

Understood

[visual mountain]

Now m9 saria

[brisk plaza]

Nero will you punch tnt if formi does not come

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/heresy-blasphemy-warhammer-40k-gif-18801619

[kind heart]

why should i bother with getting Roon when i have muse already

[arctic hawk]

Because

[kind heart]

[jagged tendon]

Muse doesnt have the siren killer skill

[hazy kayak]

Roon is bulkier too iirc

[arctic hawk]

Is Roon muse's shield skill better than FS5 Roon's?

[hazy kayak]

no

[hallow stream]

Becuase pr Roon is superior Roon

[arctic hawk]

[kind heart]

most of my ships don't have that skill

[hallow stream]

F

[arctic hawk]

[kind heart]

at FS5 because luck and her shields are better

[hallow stream]

And PR Roon have beautiful dress skin

[distant void]

collection

[hazy kayak]

Roon School outfit when?

[arctic hawk]

Note to self: Anything in a stronghold that isn't a boss should be ignored

[hazy kayak]

just port it from crosswave aaaaaaa

[kind heart]

i'm f2p, i don't buy skins

[cobalt wyvern]

am I wrong to say that Heinrich is basically poverty Roon?

or rather, more offense-oriented poverty Roon

trying to explain Heinrich/Roon to a noob

[kind heart]

Roon is better

[hallow stream]

Always has been

[arctic hawk]

Can whoever designed the auto pathfinding in OPSiren be fired, please.

[cobalt wyvern]

well obv @kind heart

[arctic hawk]

Gon' get me closer to that 25k sync point goal.

Something-something Roon does deal damage

inb4 smol peepee damage

[visual mountain]

Smol pp

[arctic hawk]

I'unno. The game lags an extra second on my phone, and that lets Bismarck fire one last time before retreats.

Memu doesn't lag that extra second.

[jagged tendon]

accidentaly clicks the explore tab on yt
Video: How to hide food to take it to the hospital

Ah yes ToS following

[edgy nebula]

[arctic hawk]

Waaaait a minute.

[edgy nebula]

no

can't wait

[arctic hawk]

WHy is it the KMS fleet fighting and not the fleet I specifically made for fighting

wat to heck

No wonder I was dealing smol pp damage. Where's my Spoot 'n Enterprise nukes

[edgy nebula]

[arctic hawk]

[edgy nebula]

spoot doesn't nuke that good

just use cvs

[arctic hawk]

I'unno, man. Tirpitz nukes pre' good.

[jagged tendon]

Did you use the fleet deployment?

[arctic hawk]

There, much better.

I didn't modify anything since yesterday.

Beli Dura Depsicia right off the bat

[jagged tendon]

Idk then, it also changes randomly on guild boss

🍝 code

[arctic hawk]

Could use a plate of SPAGHET with this swollen toof.

[woven marsh]

yeah but her skill increased pure damage to enemy ships

[arctic hawk]

Ye, much better damage.

[woven marsh]

and if it's a boss - immobilizes it

Battleships LOVE her

and given how few vanguard battleship buffs there are...

[arctic hawk]

Kroto, where's yer

[woven marsh]

Already done both of mine this morning

[arctic hawk]

I got 2 support attempts left.

...

FFFFFFFF

[woven marsh]

I have 3

2

[arctic hawk]

And I already did my

Might MLB tomorrow.

[woven marsh]

I need 2 Purins

and 6 more sub levels

those are hard

make it 5

[arctic hawk]

Just remembered I'm in the middle of a stronghold while using up my fights.

Yep. MLB tomorrow

[woven marsh]

Mine is in 3 days lmao

Also I hate how sub ammo depends on the number of botes

How am I to level Artemis if I can only call her in twice?

Also lmao

Her death animation

She does a backflip and fucking dies

[rotund pelican]

2 days

[arctic hawk]

A death animation that ends in death. Who could've seen that coming.

[woven marsh]

but the hilarious over-the-top backflip

[arctic hawk]

It's Artemis.

[woven marsh]

Imma do something stupid

2 nodes in 12-2 and quit

until she is level 70

[rotund pelican]

Aight do tell

[arctic hawk]

As opposed to what?

[rotund pelican]

[arctic hawk]

That extra oil usage.

The comitment.

[rotund pelican]

Gib me strength to do frame

Jk I need oil

[arctic hawk]

At least I got a pizza frame.

When's Fubuki's pizza making malarchy ending, again?

[rotund pelican]

25 iirc

[woven marsh]

24

[rotund pelican]

Yeah still got PLENTY of tiiiime

[woven marsh]

Do it during the PIZZA event

getit?

pls laugh

[rotund pelican]

[woven marsh]

Thanks

[rotund pelican]

No problem

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

What a sad state I exist in

This sentence has a different meaning if you live in America

[arctic hawk]

Speaking of 'Merika. What's the weather like there, Kroto?

[woven marsh]

-28

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

Mostly Clear

[arctic hawk]

iSee.

[woven marsh]

2 degrees too hot for my taste

[arctic hawk]

'Mania isn't really used to anything below -18

[woven marsh]

The good thing is

the ice-cream doesn't melt!

🍦

[arctic hawk]

Just don't get the yellow one.

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

How to annoy me: Give the stronghold miniboss a "all your hits deal 1 damage for a while" shield and a 50% resistance to CV

Wonder what bullshit the boss is gonna throw at me.

[rotund pelican]

Why does a stronghold boss sometimes regenerate even dou it doesn't have that buff when a prior fleet fails to defeat it?

[arctic hawk]

Ah, yes. Thank you for making Tirpitz' barrage deal 1 damage. Real nice of you.

Not like she out-damages Bismarck or anything.

[woven marsh]

does it start at 100 bars?

[arctic hawk]

Wow.

[woven marsh]

it drops to normal once you damage it once

tfw you don't care about any

[rotund pelican]

Nah it
Regains around 30 bars

[woven marsh]

re: last buff

Formidable be like

[rotund pelican]

But no biggie I still managed to defeat it

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Imma do a pro gamer move.

[rotund pelican]

Use da subs

[arctic hawk]

Throw all 4 of my fleets at the boss, from weakest to strongest, regroup, do that again.

[woven marsh]

I always forget subs

why u regroup

boxes are free

[arctic hawk]

So I can show you that it gives you back some items when you do.

And because I have too much AP anyway

[woven marsh]

Why wouldn't I believe you

too much AP

too much oil

too much oi

OI

OI OI

[arctic hawk]

No such thing as too much oil.

oi = sheep(plural) in romanian

Ok, so get this.

KagaBB, Essex, Warspite, Takao, Neptune, Z23. Severely unprepared for the boss, not meant to deal any real damage.
Z23 is the only one who survives the encounter.

They did 13% damage.

Care to wager how well these gals'll do?

[rotund pelican]

20 bars?

[arctic hawk]

[rotund pelican]

Higher then?

[arctic hawk]

[jagged tendon]

Josuke the sheep

[hallow stream]

Why this fleet have so low power?

[rotund pelican]

Which one?

[arctic hawk]

Because I was forced to bring in 4 fleets.

I only use 2.

They did 13 HP bars of damage.

[hallow stream]

and it's 3rd/4th?

[arctic hawk]

This one's the 3rd.

Now it's time for the 2 I actually use

[hallow stream]

Now it makes sense

[frail bone]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/S8GUW-L5mKLDy3hljvMQMt9BqcVUHp24NFWqmRES56g/https/pbs.twimg.com/media/EsAc30QXMAMm6-A.jpg%3Alarge?width=903&height=473

shes way

too stacked

[arctic hawk]

We saw, Verd.

[frail bone]

[hallow stream]

This post have few hours

[arctic hawk]

Verd is kinda' on the slow side.

[cobalt wyvern]

"so how many blushed faces does Pola have"

"yes"

[jagged tendon]

News take time to go to Brazil

[arctic hawk]

USS fleet time.

[rotund pelican]

Wondering on what her personality is

[hallow stream]

Half of my fleets are full KMS

[woven marsh]

Verd has the 'rona

let him rest

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

[jagged tendon]

Zaratago

[rotund pelican]

Understandable

UNDERSTANDABLE

[woven marsh]

Zara

but hornier

[arctic hawk]

[jagged tendon]

She's wet pasta like Littorio

[hallow stream]

What?

[woven marsh]

TNT's Chungus

[jagged tendon]

Do it

[frail bone]

i want

[jagged tendon]

I dont want to waste oil

[frail bone]

Veneto

[jagged tendon]

Me too... me too

[woven marsh]

Likely in Pasta 2.0

[woven marsh]

Gonna be on auto tho

[frail bone]

likely

never

[jagged tendon]

Imagine manual chungus

[woven marsh]

I always manual mine

I do more damage that way

[hallow stream]

Me too

[woven marsh]

[jagged tendon]

Too much lag to manual

[woven marsh]

I

Just

NEED

DORK

I do so much less damage than I could

[rotund pelican]

Vampire?

[jagged tendon]

I need purins for Dork

[arctic hawk]

A'ight, BFG Division's turn at the boss.

Can they take out 43 HP bars

[rotund pelican]

[arctic hawk]

Most likely not.

But that's ok.

[rotund pelican]

Believe

[arctic hawk]

I do.

Kriegsmarine are known for their tankiness.

Allegedly.

[jagged tendon]

laughs in 2800 shells tanked

[arctic hawk]

Welp, there goes Tirpitz.

...and Bismarck.

This boss really hates backlines.

[hallow stream]

Cries in no bismarck

[woven marsh]

Epha

[kind heart]

of course it does, its planes are like the hulk, sandy can't even shoot them down.

[woven marsh]

laughs in 1600lb bomb

[hallow stream]

Bismarck is my only german BB I don't have

[woven marsh]

I need

[arctic hawk]

For Kroto

[hallow stream]

Zeppy is only german carrier I don't have

[arctic hawk]

Also for Kroto

[woven marsh]

Would have believer you anyway

[arctic hawk]

Ditto.

[woven marsh]

Also trash rewards

[arctic hawk]

I did say it's incremental.

[woven marsh]

Also ~300 countermeasures

[jagged tendon]

I need muse, , u101 and u552

[woven marsh]

I stopped caring at 200

I need bloody subs

and U101

[arctic hawk]

I did dailies and stuff.

[woven marsh]

At least I have Artemis now

so fuck U-101

[jagged tendon]

Special pool

[woven marsh]

Most my missing ships are special pool

[arctic hawk]

'Eyy, Tirpitz got her revenge. Sunk that sucker in one go.

[rotund pelican]

Weser

[woven marsh]

Oh wait

I retro'd York

80% collection now

I am also missing Spee

[jagged tendon]

Oh yeah, didnt see that Bisko line until yesterday

[woven marsh]

[rotund pelican]

Congratulationss

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Funny thing is, I didn't even have to regroup this time.

[woven marsh]

Did you use subs?

[arctic hawk]

I just wanted to show Kroto the thing

[woven marsh]

I don't see a sub indicator

[arctic hawk]

Forgot to.

[jagged tendon]

I always forget subs exist on guild/abyssal bosses

[woven marsh]

so do I

I takes like

2 fleets with subs on an abyssal

Granted, my fleets 3 and 4 are disfunctional

[arctic hawk]

Mine aren't?

[jagged tendon]

Fleet 1 is KMS
Fleet 2 is Tea
Fleet 3 is CV with meh vanguard
Fleet 4 is fodder

[arctic hawk]

Ok, shop's cleared out again

[hallow stream]

Fleet 1 - KMS
Fleet 2 - KMS
Fleet 3 - random shit
Fleet 4 - random shit

[arctic hawk]

Take a wild guess which ones I use.

[jagged tendon]

Need to finish D25 on Odin to get D25 Monarch to replace the royal dinosaur

QE retro when

[rotund pelican]

Would be nice if her retro item involves crown, even dou she's Elite

[jagged tendon]

I just want her to have a barrage or smth

[arctic hawk]

Well, my guild shop sucked

[jagged tendon]

Give her a barrage like

Buy everything

[arctic hawk]

Don't need to.

[cobalt wyvern]

I got 3 purple part slots in guild shop today

[rotund pelican]

Or atleast the packs for future gold loans

[arctic hawk]

Not worth.

[jagged tendon]

Boxes gives you equipment to use or sell for coins/plates, not like guild coins run out

[cobalt wyvern]

yeah guild coins never run out

[arctic hawk]

Got enough gear boxes.

I almost ran out of guild coins once.

[jagged tendon]

[rotund pelican]

Btw IDO how many coins are u at?

[arctic hawk]

Was missing some limited ships, and those cost 2k each.

[rotund pelican]

Just curious

[rotund pelican]

No I meant gold coin

[arctic hawk]

1-man guild, remember.

[cobalt wyvern]

kinda poor rn

[hallow stream]

Poor?!

[rotund pelican]

Oooohh

Wat

[arctic hawk]

Ye, that's poor in 🐌 speak.

[cobalt wyvern]

yes

I went into Orthant with like, 310k coins

[rotund pelican]

Highest gold coins you've hoard so far?

[jagged tendon]

And gonna leave Tragicomedy with 200k

[cobalt wyvern]

ye @rotund pelican

[rotund pelican]

Alrighhtt, was just curious, that's all

[arctic hawk]

TNT is on a wild hunt for internet slaps to the face lately.

[rotund pelican]

[cobalt wyvern]

me flexing my coins became a meme in this channel

no idea how I got that high though

[arctic hawk]

But 🐌 . You are a meme

[cobalt wyvern]

good

[jagged tendon]

When does event start really?

[cobalt wyvern]

21st

[jagged tendon]

Thx

[cobalt wyvern]

but hey

at least I got the highest amount of cubes I managed to hoard so far

at 376 (currently)

[arctic hawk]

What was the meme, again?

[cobalt wyvern]

my educated guess is 384-390 cubes when pasta rerun starts

[jagged tendon]

I hoard around 160 everytime then theres always one ship that appears on the last days

[cobalt wyvern]

Shinano event fucked me up

I decided to always have 300+ cubes

[arctic hawk]

There's no way they're not rerunning Shinano.

[cobalt wyvern]

yeah but in like

2022

[arctic hawk]

Year of the 🐌

[cobalt wyvern]

me going into Shinano 2 with 2000 cubes be like

[arctic hawk]

Shinano appearing on the very first build.

Just to spit in your face.

[cobalt wyvern]

hey that's good

I get to hoard more cubes

[arctic hawk]

I remember a time when I was on 0 cubes almost every day.

[cobalt wyvern]

when I got my spoot

I had like

12 cubes

good times

[arctic hawk]

[cobalt wyvern]

my classmate has seen the light

he's using Warspite instead of Bismarck

[arctic hawk]

The british canadian 🐌

[cobalt wyvern]

already 7% on FdG 1

good progress ngl

[arctic hawk]

[cobalt wyvern]

I started at 1%

so it's a +6%

[arctic hawk]

[cobalt wyvern]

hey I only started it yesterday

cut me some slack

[arctic hawk]

Consider your slack cut.

[cobalt wyvern]

I owe you my life

[arctic hawk]

I have a sudden urge to play Skyrim and I don't like it.

[cobalt wyvern]

another friend of mine is naming oathed ships after Bethesda games

first oath (Heinrich) is Skyrim

[arctic hawk]

[jagged tendon]

Nero full speed ahead

[cobalt wyvern]

Nero hates ship nicknames

and now a ship gets nicknamed after him

[arctic hawk]

I do.

[cobalt wyvern]

Ido.

[leaden arrow]

so, he hates himself then ?

[arctic hawk]

Idont

[leaden arrow]

[cobalt wyvern]

if he was a true wehrb

he would have named Z23 Erika

[leaden arrow]

Bruh, I did that to Hood

[arctic hawk]

We live in 2021. Who doesn't hate themselves?

[jagged tendon]

Lol

[cobalt wyvern]

I actually don't hate myself

only disappointed

[hallow stream]

waifu

[arctic hawk]

[leaden arrow]

I hate myself because I want to hate someone

big brain

[brisk plaza]

Drake or fdg ?

[jagged tendon]

FdG

[arctic hawk]

Should I go for 7k, or call it today?

[cobalt wyvern]

I'm about to get the pizza frame

[jagged tendon]

Im at 5k i think

[cobalt wyvern]

I'm kinda banking in getting a lot of pizza when pasta rerun drops

[jagged tendon]

Dont want to spend oil

[cobalt wyvern]

ye

I had this devilish idea

[arctic hawk]

7k it is, then.

[cobalt wyvern]

basically don't activate the weekly mission rewards until pasta rerun

[arctic hawk]

Should take me about 4 runs.

[brisk plaza]

For research

[cobalt wyvern]

and then conserve oil

so when pasta rerun hits

[arctic hawk]

Yes, Rylan. Go for Freddy von Gross.

[cobalt wyvern]

I have several thousands of oil

in reserve

[jagged tendon]

FdG is the best BB, do it

[cobalt wyvern]

well she's no FdG....

[hallow stream]

FdG is the best mother and BB

[arctic hawk]

||Also best mamaship||

[hallow stream]

and have the best kimono skin

[jagged tendon]

[cobalt wyvern]

why did nobody make a "well she's no fdg" joke

literally one of the staple things of this channel is hating on GPH

[arctic hawk]

Solidarity in hating on GPH.

[hallow stream]

Who is GPH?

[cobalt wyvern]

#gameplay-help

[arctic hawk]

#gameplay-help

[jagged tendon]

Gameplay-hell

[woven marsh]

mplay hell

[jagged tendon]

Time to play some gayms

[arctic hawk]

ohey, Kroto's famous

[jagged tendon]

Kroto eating Es

[cobalt wyvern]

time to play some lesbianms

[woven marsh]

Only in #lexington-general

I am infamous in gph

[arctic hawk]

There's other channels?

[cobalt wyvern]

the holy trinity of the church of lexgen

[woven marsh]

same

[cobalt wyvern]

RNGesus IS Our Lady of Lexington IS Salt Lake City

[woven marsh]

In the name of the Kroto, Huang and the Holy SLC

[cobalt wyvern]

I nominate @woven marsh to be the archbishop of Lexgen

the emissary of Salt Lake City on this earth

[arctic hawk]

Who's this Huang fellow I should know apparently?

[cobalt wyvern]

Guide Keeper

[arctic hawk]

Ah

[woven marsh]

He does the maths

I do the shittalking

[arctic hawk]

🐌 does the memes

I apparently give people nicknames.

[cobalt wyvern]

Huang: prepare for trouble
Kroto: and make it double

[arctic hawk]

voll is here to spam

[cobalt wyvern]

say what you will

[arctic hawk]

Wait, no. Not that one.

[cobalt wyvern]

but in the end voll's meme got pinned

[arctic hawk]

And Kroto's didn't.

Butt hey, it's an emoji.

[cobalt wyvern]

can you use your nitro powers

to do :slc: 🔫 🐌 ?

[arctic hawk]

Am not good at photoshop.

[jagged tendon]

You're Lex's grammar nazi

[cobalt wyvern]

no just

post slc

then 🔫

then 🐌

[arctic hawk]

Lex'*
And no, Kroto's also a grammar nazi. But he can explain things.

[cobalt wyvern]

I'm the funny guy

I think

[arctic hawk]

I mentioned you.

🐌

[leaden arrow]

then who's the horni ?

[cobalt wyvern]

good enough @arctic hawk

[jagged tendon]

Me

[cobalt wyvern]

Senpoi

[leaden arrow]

[jagged tendon]

[leaden arrow]

[arctic hawk]

@Jack

[cobalt wyvern]

Botak is

[arctic hawk]

@verbal talon is the horny.

[jagged tendon]

Jack is the horni police

[cobalt wyvern]

Jack Edwards is horni police

[arctic hawk]

There.

[cobalt wyvern]

Nero is the cool kid who doesn't give a fuck about anything

you know that guy

[jagged tendon]

Jack stops the jacking

[arctic hawk]

Gotta be honry yourself to spot the horny in the first place.

[cobalt wyvern]

Drakonsio is the chosen one

[arctic hawk]

I don't consider myself cool, but I do, indeed, not care.

[cobalt wyvern]

you're cool in my snaily heart

my snaily, slimy, heart

[arctic hawk]

Do snails even have hearts?

Or just central nervous systems?

[cobalt wyvern]

good question

[kind heart]

5 hrs Azuma face research

[cobalt wyvern]

woah

this is useless!

[arctic hawk]

oright, 🐌

[woven marsh]

Snails do have a heart

[arctic hawk]

A common one?

[woven marsh]

a two chamber one

[arctic hawk]

Like the Green Lantern of Oa?

[cobalt wyvern]

damn look at my new ship!

[arctic hawk]

[cobalt wyvern]

get that reaction to 10

and new year spoot is gone

[arctic hawk]

Taken too soon.

[woven marsh]

[brisk plaza]

So fdg is now the leader of Kms

[cobalt wyvern]

more like

rule of two

[woven marsh]

Always has been

[cobalt wyvern]

two there are

[arctic hawk]

She is?

[woven marsh]

[cobalt wyvern]

no more

[woven marsh]

[cobalt wyvern]

no less

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

🦀 Bismarck is Gone 🦀

[cobalt wyvern]

OPSiren mentions both FdG and Bismarck as leading IB

[hallow stream]

Bismarck is face
FDG is brain

[cobalt wyvern]

Bismarck no brain

[woven marsh]

FdG and Odin were implied to be the big brains

[arctic hawk]

Guys, I got a new ship

[woven marsh]

The Tacticians and Strategists

[woven marsh]

But Bisco is gone

[cobalt wyvern]

damn, new ship?

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

so FdG is now also the face

[hallow stream]

Odin as battlecruiser is better batlleship

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Ye, missing Laffey and...someone else

[cobalt wyvern]

@arctic hawk

death

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

How did you get Maya and not La🅱️🅱️ey

[arctic hawk]

Lel, the one Kroto wants.

[hallow stream]

I get yuudachi and no starter

[woven marsh]

Who?

[cobalt wyvern]

doggo

[arctic hawk]

I'unno, man. Luck of the draw?

[brisk plaza]

So after Saint Louis I am going roon and team is
Tirpitz
Peter
Weser
Nurnburg
Z23
Prinz Heinrich

[woven marsh]

Nurnburg

[brisk plaza]

I can't see the rewards whenever I try it

[hallow stream]

You don't need full kms mains to roon grind

[arctic hawk]

Didn't you want York?

[woven marsh]

I already used a Bulin

[arctic hawk]

Ok, that's enough Memu, my RAM are in pain.

[woven marsh]

Weekly rewards are up

[brisk plaza]

Well Kms units work well with their own kind so 😭

[arctic hawk]

Ye, I know. I just got 2 Bulins today.

[hallow stream]

You can use only tirpitz

[arctic hawk]

Z1, Z23, Z28

[woven marsh]

Just use Mainz to grind Roon

[brisk plaza]

I have all 3 also got graf spree

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

[hallow stream]

I used roon to grind other 3

[arctic hawk]

Got Roon, used her to get Mainz, kept Roon in core KMS fleet.

[rocky star]

Imagine getting a starter

[brisk plaza]

Let me finish pr 1 first those points take so long to gather and work on them so I can use them

[woven marsh]

Imagine not getting bogue till level 96

[rocky star]

[arctic hawk]

Imagine having to use the wishing well for Swiftsune

[hallow stream]

Imagine getting a epic

[arctic hawk]

Couldn't be me.

[woven marsh]

WW is a scam

[arctic hawk]

Opacity 100%

[cobalt wyvern]

Drakonsio is literally the chosen one

gets Maya before most purples

[woven marsh]

Ya running out of space dude

[brisk plaza]

Me need that fox have the other

[arctic hawk]

YOu're doing yourself a disservice by not using Z23 and Z1

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

Might want to at least get some of those to 10

to use up the copies

[cobalt wyvern]

@rocky star you have Akagi and Kaga yet?

[hallow stream]

Getting epics is so easy

[cobalt wyvern]

just watch Drakonsio get Akagi first attempt

[rocky star]

Nah

that one sucked

[cobalt wyvern]

damn

[arctic hawk]

You got the one that mattered, it's fine.

[cobalt wyvern]

so just like me

[woven marsh]

yet

[rocky star]

yuudachi farm also gave me like 20 saratogas/lexingtons

before getting her

[cobalt wyvern]

speak ALese

what's an Epic in ALese

[woven marsh]

Drako is mine

No touchy

[brisk plaza]

Kroto tells me not to change fleets

[woven marsh]

SR

[cobalt wyvern]

oh

[arctic hawk]

Purples

[cobalt wyvern]

damn

[rocky star]

[cobalt wyvern]

contradiction

[arctic hawk]

Purple is E

Golden is SR

[woven marsh]

Akagi and Kaga and Yuudachi are SR

they meant them

[hallow stream]

On jp purple is SR

[woven marsh]

and gold is SSR

[arctic hawk]

On JP, UR is SSSR.

So fuck japan.

[woven marsh]

When SSR is always

why AL

why do we have 46/49

When the guild space goes up by 2

oh

[cobalt wyvern]

one time we'll have Ultra Super Super Rare

USSR

[woven marsh]

I forgot

[arctic hawk]

Imagine having 46 members in your guild.

[woven marsh]

[rocky star]

If only I did more damage

[arctic hawk]

Eh, we'll get'er tomorrow.

[rocky star]

yes

[arctic hawk]

[rocky star]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-hiryuu-meta-gif-19757884

[woven marsh]

I have 21338

[arctic hawk]

You had an immortal

For how many days now?

[woven marsh]

3

[rocky star]

[arctic hawk]

If you stare for long enough, it looks like she has a pink beard.

[woven marsh]

The sea broke before the Chungus did

[arctic hawk]

And now you can't unsee that.

You're welcome.