lexington-general

[woven marsh]

I’ll do W12 next with them

[cobalt wyvern]

I'm probably a CA

[woven marsh]

[jagged tendon]

https://youtu.be/DrnFuhrczyw

"I am your great great great great..... grandfather"

[woven marsh]

I might have to remove Langley’s equipment

Or she will get MVP

[frail bone]

i used all my XP things

only have 27 left now

[small grail]

why is it that when im on we talk about normal things like dorm cannibalism, but this happens when im gone

[woven marsh]

I have 3

[jagged tendon]

How is dorm cannibalism normal

[woven marsh]

That I have just claimed from mail

Wtf is Dorm cannibalism

[jagged tendon]

Idk

[cobalt wyvern]

show up on better times

[small grail]

i try, believe me

[small grail]

the discussion on how the full course meal looks like a dead commander, and that roon might do that

happened like 3 days ago i think

[jagged tendon]

There was a map with chibis on where they sunk but cant find it now

Wanted to build a KMS fleet with the ones that sunk near Africa to name it the camel elite

[woven marsh]

Houshou still takes MVP

[jagged tendon]

Take out her equiment too

[woven marsh]

I did

[jagged tendon]

Get a better Lusty

[woven marsh]

That makes no sense

[jagged tendon]

Bruh

[woven marsh]

Let me find a triforce

But bruh

[jagged tendon]

Overflow on the xp count

[woven marsh]

Do the bonuses not stack or what

[jagged tendon]

They should

If even the skills do

[woven marsh]

Let me see if the triforce makes it more that Strasser

[fossil cape]

[small grail]

i really need to retro my langley for the sake of other carriers

i just haven't gotten around to it since I've been focused on ironblood event and pizza grinding

[woven marsh]

Morale bonus?

But I have +20% extra anyway

[jagged tendon]

"We dont have 10k+ exp, 10k+ exp machine broke"

Maybe

https://youtu.be/vuExrp6Z-yY

[small grail]

oh boy

ill take any chance to make fun of ea

[jagged tendon]

Imagine, like Akashi aint enough

[small grail]

"18 years proof" lmao

i can't believe that they didn't say you had to pay for secretaries tho

[dapper plank]

we raiding iraq

[woven marsh]

Where’s my exp

[jagged tendon]

Just heard Edinburgh saying her name
Tfw the japanese say her name better than most english speakers

[woven marsh]

Edin

Same with most german names

Except U botes

And Z

And especially Z24

She dumb

[jagged tendon]

Z24 is bugged, she has a non existing word

[woven marsh]

She says she is Zed four two

She made 3 mistakes in 3 symbols

That’s impressive

Don’t think Sandy can do that

[hazy kayak]

edinbara?

[cobalt wyvern]

speaking of germans

formally started the FdG grind today

wish me luck 💀

[woven marsh]

Edin

[jagged tendon]

Edinbur, you dont say the gh

[woven marsh]

EdinBRUH

[jagged tendon]

[hazy kayak]

I was right

it is Edinbara

[woven marsh]

That’s the only correct pronunciation

[hazy kayak]

エディンバラ

[woven marsh]

With all the limitations of Japanese

Still did a better job

Somehow

[jagged tendon]

Now I wonder if she was planed to be Z42 instead

[hazy kayak]

edin-buuuuuhhhhh

[jagged tendon]

One thing they miss on German and French names is the active R in the middle of names

[woven marsh]

Z42 is kinda

[cobalt wyvern]

54 cost grind fleets hurts my soul

[woven marsh]

Deaded

[jagged tendon]

French cant decide when to say the letters or not so they get an excuse

[woven marsh]

Non existent

They skipped it

[woven marsh]

Where

In german

German R is not very

Idk

Prevalent? Noticeable?

Heinrich says her just fine

[jagged tendon]

Eugen for example iirc, they dont put (what do you call it) on the R

Enphase?

Cant remember how you spell it

[woven marsh]

Emphasis?

[jagged tendon]

Yeah that

[woven marsh]

Does Eugen even say “Prinz”?

[jagged tendon]

She does

She says it more like PrInz

The emphasis on the I instead

[woven marsh]

She says Prinz

But that R is more Russian than German ngl

Hence why it sounds weird

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

But like

The stress is on i in either case

It has only one vowel

But yeah, the R is a rolling R

Def closer to Russian

[jagged tendon]

Guess so and tbh cant blame them, they say it better than most

[woven marsh]

So you hear the i more

In german it would sound more muffled

[jagged tendon]

Prince Eugene

[woven marsh]

I hate those people

Azur Lane Meta

NoSEErooh

How do you make videos on ships

And not even bother learning their names

[jagged tendon]

Still waiting for him to say Großer Kürfust

[woven marsh]

Grübr Kourfürost

Sourcrust

[jagged tendon]

Also ppl saying Spee reminds me of the time Phly tried to correct it and still said it wrong

[woven marsh]

French event was a Champagne without Cham

People were murdering the language

[jagged tendon]

https://youtu.be/Ec_OP-ZVIio

[woven marsh]

Raicheliu

[jagged tendon]

I'll spay you instead

[woven marsh]

Jeen BarT

With an emphasis on T

[jagged tendon]

How did they even put the a as e

Bruh

[woven marsh]

Don’t even get me started on Vauquelin

I heard So many

[jagged tendon]

I wanted to see them saying Le Malin

[woven marsh]

sp e e
E at the end changes the other e

[jagged tendon]

I meant for Jean

[woven marsh]

🧠

[jagged tendon]

This aint Billie Jean

[woven marsh]

Zhan Ba(r)

hell

even the n isn't emphasized as much

the A's are very deep

but i'd accept anything better than "gene"

gene bart

gg

[woven marsh]

Le melon

Or le téméraire

[jagged tendon]

Ngl I want to make a compilation of them saying Surcouf to see how many say the F at the end and how many dont

[woven marsh]

Or l’opiniâtre

[jagged tendon]

La Galissonière

[woven marsh]

I don’t even speak French

But I can pronounce those correctly

[jagged tendon]

I hate the fucking language and can say them right

[woven marsh]

I hate it too because it has made english hard

With all the unpronounceable letters

Inb4 people learn Champagne and Gascogne don’t sound like in english

Champagne without Cham

[jagged tendon]

I hate it cause forced to "learn it" in school, couldnt understand jack shit cause seemed like they were talking with a mouth full of potatos and cause they cant even get a fucking word for 70,80 and 90

[woven marsh]

Okay I guess ONE ship they are getting right

And it’s only because it has a similarly named ship

Saint Louis as SanRui

And St. Louis as Saint Louis

[jagged tendon]

= Dunkirk

[woven marsh]

What, you can’t do 4*20 in your head?

[jagged tendon]

I can but I want to speak not do math

[woven marsh]

I hate the german reverse order

And that numbers are one big word

[jagged tendon]

Lol

[woven marsh]

Zerstörer sechsundvierzig just doesn’t sound nice

Fiize

[jagged tendon]

In portuguese after 20 is just [number] and [number]

[woven marsh]

Well. Pasta events coming up

[arctic hawk]

Same with romanian.

21 = 20 and 1
46 = 40 and 6
etc

[woven marsh]

Can’t wait to hear how they say “Conte di’Cavour”

Russian is just like english

[arctic hawk]

Bad?

[woven marsh]

Except the words are longer

[arctic hawk]

A mistake?

[woven marsh]

I meant numbers

[arctic hawk]

Pointless?

[woven marsh]

Now Lithuanian numbers

Having to conjugate EVERY SINGLE PART OF A NUMBER

And

HAVING A SPECIAL SET OF CONJUGATION FOR YEARS

[jagged tendon]

Honestly besides Conte, how do you even mess up the rest

[arctic hawk]

How do you mess up "Conte"

[jagged tendon]

It sounds like Conti so say it with a e instead

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

People mess up Cavour

[cobalt wyvern]

how is it pronounced?

[woven marsh]

Last 3 letters are hard

[cobalt wyvern]

Conti?

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Kont-eh

[cobalt wyvern]

or Conteh

ah k

[cobalt wyvern]

and how is Cavour pronounced?

[arctic hawk]

Kont-eh di'kav-oor

[jagged tendon]

[cobalt wyvern]

so

Cavoor

ok

I kinda trained myself to pronounce the German ships right

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Sounds like dragonspeak.

[woven marsh]

No

[arctic hawk]

5-syllable power word.

A Thuum to surpass Miraak.

Speaking of Miraak, fuck him and his glitchy bossfight.

Never works on the first attempt.

Was his name even Miraak?

Don't even remember.

Fuck him.

[woven marsh]

So far

People mispronounced the new german ships

So much

Poor Weser

The worst I’ve heard was “Weasel”

How do you get from Weser to Weasel?

[arctic hawk]

Isn't it Vessa?

Or Veza[r]

[woven marsh]

[ve:zɐ]

[arctic hawk]

Ye, 2nd one.

iJust remembered single s is usually read as z

[woven marsh]

Except when it’s in the beginning

Or when it’s at the end

[arctic hawk]

Gracias.

Finished the story of Ichiban Kasuga.

Now for the post-game grind.

Fahk mi, getting jobs to 30 is boring.

[jagged tendon]

I call her as written just to joke with Wesker from RE

[arctic hawk]

In my mind, I read "Roon". Out loud, I call her Rohn.

[woven marsh]

Imagine if it were Roon Weasly

And he were German

[arctic hawk]

Rohn Veazlee?

[woven marsh]

Roon Weser

[arctic hawk]

"weasel" sounds like a german word anyway.

Wouldn't be that much of a difference in pronounciation.

[woven marsh]

Hermione’s name is horrendous

[arctic hawk]

Her My Own E

[woven marsh]

Because I knew it in Russian first

And it’s Germiona

[arctic hawk]

I had to hear it from the movies to know how to say it.

[woven marsh]

People kept talking about Hermione

And I was like

Who?

Took me a while

[arctic hawk]

In my head, I was reading it as "Herm-ee-own"

[jagged tendon]

British out here sending ships to Hogwarts

[arctic hawk]

I tried talking with a british accent one day. I couldn't pull it off.

[jagged tendon]

Ngl I them to add portuguese ships with "nha" in the name and see ppl fail miserably

[arctic hawk]

ngl I them to add

[jagged tendon]

Midnight english is good

[arctic hawk]

2 am engrish bad

[jagged tendon]

Also you corrected mine but not Kroto's "he were"

You fucker

[arctic hawk]

I have to do 4 very annoying things in Like a Dragon: Like a Dragon and I don't really wanna.

"he were" isn't really incorrect.

[jagged tendon]

In the context its he was

[arctic hawk]

Go back to bed, Senpoi.

[dapper plank]

we auto won

[woven marsh]

I Changed he was to he were

[arctic hawk]

In Kroto's context, both are correct.

[woven marsh]

It’s a weird thing in English that I hate

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

When you talk about hypotheticals

[arctic hawk]

I'll let him explain, since I learned english by ear, and not by the books.

[woven marsh]

I can’t decide which one I like

[jagged tendon]

English is stoopid

[arctic hawk]

I'm bad at explaining it, but I can tell which is correct and which isn't by reading/hearing it.

[jagged tendon]

Took german and latin and made a worse version of both

[woven marsh]

In conditional sentences, using were is the norm

If I were rich

[arctic hawk]

You think that's bad, try romanian.

[woven marsh]

If he were smart

[arctic hawk]

Dacic and roman be like.

[woven marsh]

It’s how it has always been

[woven marsh]

So can I

[jagged tendon]

Already did

[woven marsh]

I have to remind myself that some rules even exist

[arctic hawk]

It's why I absolutely HATE things like
"What all is there to do here?"

[woven marsh]

Stop it

Makes my ears bleed

And brain hurt

[arctic hawk]

First time I read that kind of thing was during a new boss monster in AQW. Some jack-off comes in like "What all does he drop?"

I just left that room.

[woven marsh]

Anyway

[arctic hawk]

Asshole ruined my whole day.

[woven marsh]

Back to the issue

If it’s an unreal hypothetical

You always use “were”

If it’s a real thing that happened - proceed normally

[arctic hawk]

"What if we was kangz"

[woven marsh]

If he were German is correct, because he isn’t German

It’s an unreal conditional

If I was being dumb, sorry

That’s a real thing

[jagged tendon]

You know what I hate in english

[woven marsh]

Everything

[jagged tendon]

Did always come with a present form after it

[woven marsh]

At least it can be concise

Did you dieded?

Russian can’t be concise

[jagged tendon]

In portuguese its 2 past forms so I grew up with that

[arctic hawk]

Did you did it?

[jagged tendon]

Aint gonna change it for english

[woven marsh]

Sometimes a word has to be translated with a sentence

Ain’t*

[jagged tendon]

I never put the thingy in aint

[woven marsh]

Imagine having auxiliary verbs

This post was made by the slav gang

[arctic hawk]

"Ain't nobody gon' bring me down."

[woven marsh]

At the very least

The verb isn’t at the end of a sentence

[arctic hawk]

latin

[woven marsh]

german

[arctic hawk]

oright, forgot about that.

[woven marsh]

I don’t know how they do it

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

Do they also read the sentence twice?

Is this why they are so efficient?

They have to think ahead?

[jagged tendon]

Wait whats the problem with the verb at the end

[woven marsh]

Like, you have to KNOW what to say, right?

[arctic hawk]

They think twice in the span it takes a normal person to think once.

There is no problem to be found.

[visual mountain]

https://youtu.be/NSfvT1UDucs

[arctic hawk]

Kroto's delusion is to be blamed.

[woven marsh]

Imagine you want to say “I went to the park to have walk with my friends”

[visual mountain]

[woven marsh]

But you have to say “I to the park with my friends walked have”

By the time you figure out what someone have done

[arctic hawk]

My friend and I to the park we went.

[woven marsh]

You’ve forgotten half the sentence

[arctic hawk]

Believe it or not, that sentence is not incorrect.

[jagged tendon]

I mean in portuguese that also ends with the verb

Well can at least

[woven marsh]

Is this why you’re so slow

For real tho, it slows you down

[arctic hawk]

Imagine having an entire 10 minute rant about grammar just to roast some guy over the internet.

[woven marsh]

If you read - you have to keep too much in memory

[jagged tendon]

You could also say "I went to the park, with my friends, to walk" tho

[arctic hawk]

The lengths russians go to sometimes, I swear.

[woven marsh]

If you speak - you have to thinj too much ahead

[arctic hawk]

2 verbs

[woven marsh]

But it’s still “I went”

[arctic hawk]

First verb is the "main" verb.

[woven marsh]

Not “I to the park with my friend to walk went”

[arctic hawk]

Action, consequence.

"My friend and I, to the park we went." is what Kroto's ranting about.

[jagged tendon]

So the problem is not having 2 verbs and having to use one at the end?

[arctic hawk]

Yer.

[jagged tendon]

Ah

[woven marsh]

The problem is speaking like this half the time

[jagged tendon]

Was thinking about another thing

[woven marsh]

Whatever you’ve just said makes sense in english as well

[arctic hawk]

Funny thing about jehrman is the end-of-the-sentence verb is a single word that encompasses the verb itself and its conjugation.

[woven marsh]

It’s just an emphatic structure

Poor English speakers tho

[jagged tendon]

How would you react to a question thats only 2 verbs?

[arctic hawk]

"My friend and I went to the park." - english

[woven marsh]

What how?

With two question words

[arctic hawk]

"My friend and I to the park wewent." - mot-a-mot german version

[jagged tendon]

In portuguese we usually say "Queres comer" (Do you want to eat) Querer being one and comer another

[woven marsh]

Lots of l languages do that

[arctic hawk]

So you're saying that "queres comer" means literally "Wanna eat"

Which is also 2 verbs in english.

[woven marsh]

You can tell whether it was “I did or we did or he did” just by looking at the verb

[jagged tendon]

Guess so

[arctic hawk]

So not much difference.

[woven marsh]

Wanna is just “want to”

[jagged tendon]

I usually see "do you want to eat" in english instead

[woven marsh]

People who say “wanna to eat” are dumb

[arctic hawk]

"Do you want to" can be shortened to "wanna"

[woven marsh]

Because it is “want to to eat”

[arctic hawk]

Hey, kroto.

DC Comics.

[woven marsh]

D’ywanna

[arctic hawk]

D'y'wanna*

[woven marsh]

Let me enter my PIN number into the ATM Machine

Funny how languages change

[arctic hawk]

PIN number/ATM machine/DC Comics has the same energy as those memes which end on a word and continue with the same word on bottom text.

[woven marsh]

When I was learning english, shall was an actual word you use

I shall

You will

[arctic hawk]

"shall" is still being used.

[woven marsh]

Now it’s no longer used like that

Its I will

Shall is reserved for different uses now

[arctic hawk]

Though it's considered posh these days.

[woven marsh]

Specifically in documents

It’s always there in documents

It carries no weight tho

[arctic hawk]

Thing is.

'Merikan spoken engrish focuses on how fast you can vomit a sentence.

[woven marsh]

But when I was learning English, you HAD to use “I shall”

[arctic hawk]

"I shall" is slower than "I'll".

[jagged tendon]

HMS ship

[woven marsh]

Just read it as Her Majesty’s Service

[arctic hawk]

Prinz's

Felix's

[woven marsh]

I still do that sometimes

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

Ends with an s-sound, don't add the s after the appostrophe.

[woven marsh]

But only because people don’t understand otherwise

[arctic hawk]

Simple as that.

[woven marsh]

They’d assume it’s plural

Why?

Ask them

[arctic hawk]

Here's an example.

Say "Demons's Souls" out loud without spitting.

[woven marsh]

Demonses

[arctic hawk]

Speaking of plural.

What is up with the spergs who assume every word ending in s has to have an approstrophe before the s.

[woven marsh]

des Prinzen

[arctic hawk]

I appreciate your using of the other Roonsip than the one I'm using.

[woven marsh]

Solidarity

[arctic hawk]

I also appreciate you being smart enough to not correct that "your".

[woven marsh]

Approstrophe

[arctic hawk]

I've had it happen.

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

If anything

[arctic hawk]

"durr, it's you're, grammar nazi"
"No, you fucking idiot, it's an action in itself."

[jagged tendon]

Why do we even have 2? One's for the morning and the other when you're properly awake

[woven marsh]

I read that as “I appreciate you using”

[arctic hawk]

That's how that particular "your" is meant to be read.

Good morning

[woven marsh]

I don’t like that form

[arctic hawk]

You have 5 seconds to run

[woven marsh]

Good night

Yes discord

[arctic hawk]

That's how I see the 2 Roonsips.

[woven marsh]

I meant

[jagged tendon]

English is kind of a dick in that
Who put your/you're or there/their/they're sounding the same

[woven marsh]

Stupid piece of software

[jagged tendon]

In writing you understand but speaking you have to get context

[woven marsh]

You’re and your sound different

[arctic hawk]

Would it make you feel better if I tell you I actually pronounce them slightly different?

[woven marsh]

Minimal Pairs be like

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

What's the name of words which read the same from both sides, again?

[woven marsh]

Palindrome

[arctic hawk]

Thank.

I keep forgetting that term.

[woven marsh]

Yer welcome

[jagged tendon]

Kroto, the hunan dictionary

[woven marsh]

Hunan

[jagged tendon]

Fucking m right next to n

[arctic hawk]

Kroto is a hun, confirmed.

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

"hunan" probably means something in chinese, too.

[woven marsh]

I thought it sounded chinese

Well. One of chinese

[arctic hawk]

If you read it like "hoon-ann"

[woven marsh]

I can’t really tell the difference between Mandarin and Cantonese

[arctic hawk]

What is it with asians and making dialects entire sepparate languages

[woven marsh]

India be like

[arctic hawk]

How to confuse the West in 12 easy steps.

[woven marsh]

Step 1: speak

[arctic hawk]

Step 1: Fuck you, I can speak 4 languages at you in the same sentence and it sounds the same to you.

[woven marsh]

Steps 2-12: say the same thing but pronounce words slightly differently and call yourself a polyglot

[arctic hawk]

Man, the 1st floor of the Babel Tower must've been a hoot.

Anyway, I wasn't supposed to take a 1-hour break from Like a Dragon: Like a Dragon.

But I gotta go back to el grind-o now.

[woven marsh]

Leave the owls out of this

[arctic hawk]

Left the party in the middle of Sotenbori, might return to them in a random encounter now.

Kamurocho and Sotenbori combat music be slappin'

[woven marsh]

All I hear right now is Kiryuu pronouncing Kamurocho

[arctic hawk]

Kinda' sucks Sotenbori is so small, but eh. 3 whole cities instead of just the 2 from other Yakuza games.

I played the story with envlish VAs.

envlish

[woven marsh]

Evil english

[arctic hawk]

And about... 3 of them pronounce asian names correctly.

Because those 3 are asians.

[woven marsh]

Asian names

[jagged tendon]

Describing EN in a meme

[arctic hawk]

Geomijul
Sotenbori
Kamurocho
Joon-gi Han

[arctic hawk]

Straight outta left field

[ivory fossil]

[arctic hawk]

Nice facecam at the bottom there, mate.

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

Anyway, gonna go beat up the homeless in a sewer for 400k EXP a pop.

[jagged tendon]

[versed terrace]

Hello

[jagged tendon]

[hazy kayak]

[jagged tendon]

Theres something terrifying about Champ with open eyes

[woven marsh]

Like she is

In

[rotund pelican]

[woven marsh]

Pagne?

[jagged tendon]

Maybe

[hazy kayak]

in paniu?

in pan?

in bread?

[woven marsh]

Nah, Rau, read it like an EN

[hazy kayak]

I refuse

[woven marsh]

Pain

Peko

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-bizarre-adventure-i-refuse-rohan-kishibe-anime-gif-16755634

[jagged tendon]

Was waiting for that

[hazy kayak]

daga kotowaru

[woven marsh]

Also damn, i can read the japanese

In his lips

Impressive quality

[woven marsh]

I actually searched that on tenor

Instead of “I refuse”

[hazy kayak]

they know

[woven marsh]

Virgin “I refuse” vs Chad “daga kotowaru”

[jagged tendon]

No jojo no life

[versed terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/pekora-usada-peko-hololive-died-gif-18114577

[rotund pelican]

obligatory no s2

[woven marsh]

The sound...

[rotund pelican]

cabrony

[woven marsh]

My fucking needs to be cooled down

And I am a carbon plastic

It’s a masterpiece

It’s THAT bad

[jagged tendon]

When moona absorbs peko

[woven marsh]

I mean

That’s

Her name

Usagi-sensei tho

[jagged tendon]

I know

[woven marsh]

[jagged tendon]

Why you gotta ruin my jokes

[woven marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/zetsubo-ed-sheeran-usagi-gif-19617870

What

[jagged tendon]

Tf

[woven marsh]

Is

[jagged tendon]

This

[woven marsh]

[rotund pelican]

accurate

[jagged tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/natsuiro-matsuri-shirakami-fubuki-everybody-backstreet-boys-gif-18267962

Best thing is that this was actually made by them

[rotund pelican]

and now kanata and coco are following their steps

[untold light]

[rotund pelican]

wow

[jagged tendon]

https://youtu.be/20X9YyxJFHk

Who let Botak near the thumbnail

[leaden arrow]

Imagine waking up to that irl

got isekai'd

[jagged tendon]

So... send a fleet first to see the weakness?

[rancid carbon]

im currently leveling up my sandy in 7-2 while in class

[cobalt wyvern]

brave

[leaden arrow]

can relate

sometimes I just play games when I've already done my school duty, since my multimedia teachers are usually cool with that

[kind heart]

Yup, but you gotta do a minimum amount of damage for the weakness to appear

[arctic hawk]

ATM Machine and PIN number vibes

[arctic hawk]

You...do know there's a scanning option, right?

[rancid carbon]

God I love saratogas dress skin

[arctic hawk]

The hibiscus one?

[rancid carbon]

yeah

[arctic hawk]

I'm using that one on'er.

[dapper plank]

[kind heart]

Weakness appears after some damage dealt, the scan only shows the base talents of than siren

[leaden arrow]

Hug attacc

[dapper plank]

[arctic hawk]

[dapper plank]

am i out of jail yet?

[arctic hawk]

[rancid carbon]

gold hellcat is good right

[leaden arrow]

ask Jack, I am just a manager

[kind heart]

Yes

[dapper plank]

[jagged tendon]

Welp gotta wait 40 minutes to use rest and regroup cause was lazy on the stronghold earlier

At least its almost dead

Weak point didnt matter since my carriers suck

[arctic hawk]

[cobalt wyvern]

@arctic hawk oh yeah

did you see the time I realized that you can switch out characters in the chapter 1 cutscenes?

leading to madness such as this https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/800252858485440542/unknown.png?width=1133&height=621

[fossil cape]

or that with FDG/Chungus

[frail bone]

notice something ordinary

[versed terrace]

is that the og

they changed the pic right

[frail bone]

yeah

[versed terrace]

cause it looked too much like a

[frail bone]

https://tenor.com/view/here-we-go-gif-9344617

[versed terrace]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/468719321087082516/788913584461447168/fast.gif

[leaden arrow]

Vanguard, that's a rare sight

[versed terrace]

wus that

i should start playing wows again

too much fun playing wynncraft XD

[leaden arrow]

a British Battlewagon ofc

to be honest, Vanguard these days are quite rare, this is the first time I've seen it again after months or even years

[versed terrace]

[leaden arrow]

this GS camo is very nice, it's actually goooooood

and yes, I did inspect her thoroughly

[rancid carbon]

im so unlucky i've been doing 7-2 for awhile and still no gold ships

[jagged tendon]

Buh bye

Ngl the hardest part was the lag

[rancid carbon]

I thought there was 2 tirpitz

[jagged tendon]

Nah its 2 Bismarcks

[fossil cape]

2 BB Enty

[rancid carbon]

I should probably raise my zeooy tu 6 star later

and start working on IB ships

[versed terrace]

[fossil cape]

JP will also archive CE

https://twitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/1351014719029653507

アズールレーン公式 (@azurlane_staff)

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コアショップ：
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#アズールレーン

Twitter · Jan 18, 2021, 3:53 AM

[versed terrace]

bruhhhhhh

[fossil cape]

skonk guhehe will be in core shop

[kind heart]

7-2 doesn't have a gold ship

[jagged tendon]

Still dont see Enty on Tirp

[versed terrace]

[jagged tendon]

He's waiting for the roomba to gain a rigging

[kind heart]

I've never farmed for a roomba, they just appear out of nowhere

[jagged tendon]

[rancid carbon]

oh uh

lets just say im farming 7-2 for roomba

[jagged tendon]

[kind heart]

Hiryuu be

[jagged tendon]

Its the final counterdown

Ngl I have more trouble with

[kind heart]

will I stay in top 10 for the next 3 hours?

[leaden arrow]

Nice smoke bro

[fossil cape]

https://twitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/1351024676873646084

アズールレーン公式 (@azurlane_staff)

常設実装に合せて、下記艦船が「小型艦建造」から出現しなくなります。

軽巡洋艦「ヘレナ」「クリーブランド」
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#アズールレーン

Twitter · Jan 18, 2021, 4:32 AM

Cleveland, Helena, Benson and Bailey getting yeeted from light build after CE archive

[narrow compass]

[worthy minnow]

[rancid carbon]

Oh they're adding bakaga and friends to perma pool

[kind heart]

[rancid carbon]

Any chance of us getting a new ship in pasta event

[orchid plover]

Yes

We will be getting 2 new ships

[kind heart]

[hazy kayak]

someone got mad at my playstyle today

ah... I thought this guy was my friend

oh well, guess not

[leaden arrow]

F

it's ok, we got ya

I am your friend too, no......WE are your friends, too

it happens

[dapper plank]

[leaden arrow]

Senpoi playing osu aye

[dapper plank]

top 317k yeah

[hazy kayak]

I mean

I get where he's coming from

my playstyle

or rather, the archetype of characters I play

is very guess heavy

so he gets mad that most of what we played was just me guessing all the time

not caring for my own safety

just guessing here and guessing there

to me, my mentality was

"If I guess right, awesome. If I guess wrong, welp."

It is honestly a flawed mentality and I'm aware of it

but I'm honestly an impatient guy

so I'll just toss something out if I'm given the chance

[leaden arrow]

it's ok, take a break and get a breather

I used to get shafted a lot as well

sometimes I get into heated arguments

best way to calm down is just to get off the net, grab a drink (orange juice or anything), sit on a sofa or anything comfortable, get a cookie or any snacks, and just........listen to some soothing music

you didn't get into heated arguments right ?

[hazy kayak]

No I was just... perplexed

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/724122905398739104/800578066530304010/06b1ed57c32ad7180f991707a3cd078d.png

like my skill being dismissed because all I do is guess

and he's right, that time when we played today, I just felt like guessing a lot

[leaden arrow]

I.........I don't know what to say........

maybe today it's just not your day

what game ?

[hazy kayak]

melty blood

[dapper plank]

[leaden arrow]

oooo, that fighting game aye

[hazy kayak]

I even offered to rematch him with a character that has a different playstyle since he was very grudgingly askinh for a rematch

[leaden arrow]

did he accept it ?

[hazy kayak]

no

because he wanted me to play with the guessing playstyle one

[leaden arrow]

[hazy kayak]

or rather, he wanted to beat me while I was using my guessing playstyle

[leaden arrow]

what's that

nani

[hazy kayak]

uhm, how do I put this properly

I play what is called a "grappler"

so their main way of offense is using grabs

as in I approach you and make you guess between hitting you or grabbing you

and people hate that playstyle

because it forces a constant guessing game

and the guy was mad at me because I just happened to guess correctly a lot more today

sorry for the dull story

just wanna get it out of my chest

[leaden arrow]

it's ok fam, I understand

[hazy kayak]

I just like the mindgame, man

and most of my favorite character designs visually turn out to be the grappler type of characters

[leaden arrow]

aaaah, mindgame can be fun, yes

[fossil cape]

[leaden arrow]

LMAO

nice game

Why does that error look like a fake one

hmm.....I don't know

[orchid plover]

:3

[leaden arrow]

kek, now I need to check integrity and clean the mods

I was shooting at a Vanguard and it just dies on me

[orchid plover]

pew pew

[leaden arrow]

at least it's just an Ops and not randoms

I don't want to lose more PR for my Shinyhorse aye

[brisk plaza]

Good morning

[leaden arrow]

[versed terrace]

Got nagara today

[dapper plank]

i really need to play wows again

[versed terrace]

Same

Where fubuki

[versed terrace]

[rotund pelican]

new ships sneak peak wheeen?

[leaden arrow]

[leaden arrow]

Inb4 you get into tier 10 and gets rekt by FDR

that 360 noscope torps tho

wtf

talking about wows, I've just bought Alsace today

need to grind IJN Gunboat DD line aye

[versed terrace]

What a goddamn whale

[brisk plaza]

Cute doggo @fossil cape

[fossil cape]

Chungus #1 ready

and done

[versed terrace]

I don't do chungus anymore

[rotund pelican]

whyy?

[versed terrace]

Idk

I just don't bother with ops

[rotund pelican]

won't even max lb your chungus?

[versed terrace]

Meh

I have until March so

[rotund pelican]

lol fairnuf

[dapper plank]

steak for dinner

mmm

[versed terrace]

I'm going to spend a couple thousand oil doing the pizza event and speed run that

While farming for ships

[versed terrace]

[dapper plank]

[versed terrace]

Was it good?

[dapper plank]

yes its gud

i getting seconds

[versed terrace]

Steak yummy

Just like ||senpoi||

[dapper plank]

[versed terrace]

Nom nom on senpoi

[dapper plank]

[versed terrace]

Come back

[rotund pelican]

[versed terrace]

Don't stare saimkn

[fossil cape]

3 simultaneous procs of Cleve and Helena

[rotund pelican]

[versed terrace]

It's all good and perfect

Nothing going on here

Gn

[rotund pelican]

see ya

[kind heart]

All my other port shops were empty today, only Gibraltar sold me something

[rotund pelican]

they eventually ran out, they say

[kind heart]

Yup, 150 items per month

[rotund pelican]

on a good note yay a stronghold spawned

[brisk plaza]

😭

[rotund pelican]

Yabe

[brisk plaza]

What to do hmm

[rotund pelican]

lvl up uni

for heals

I guess

[fossil cape]

Well, St. Petersburg was the only one with interesting stuff for me

corrosion 6 logger

[brisk plaza]

Unicorn ?

[rotund pelican]

yup, if you have one?

[brisk plaza]

I have big sis and small sis

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

Wait what

Rate up and archive

WITH pasta?

[dapper plank]

[woven marsh]

[rotund pelican]

JP

[dapper plank]

[kind heart]

wrong blueprint my cat

[brisk plaza]

[woven marsh]

Guess who doesn’t have the pink haired one

From Amagi event

[rotund pelican]

its always the pink ones huh

[woven marsh]

Yes

[rotund pelican]

also just noticed that your hat is gone

[woven marsh]

Y’all bullied me into removing it

[rotund pelican]

ME?!

[brisk plaza]

@woven marsh will en get the event ?

[rotund pelican]

I am no part of the said bullying

[woven marsh]

I’m so confused

Like

One source already claims it will be after next maintenance

Another says it’s JP only

Nothing on official

I think it will be later

No way they run Archive rate up and pasta at once

[rotund pelican]

which is after another maintenance

[woven marsh]

[leaden arrow]

What happens after maintenance?

That's when maintenance starts

[rotund pelican]

inb4 another lagfest occurs

[tawdry orbit]

they'll add CE ships to perma pool without rate up on JP

[rotund pelican]

not so pro gamer move?

[brisk plaza]

What about en same

[woven marsh]

Dunno

Gotta wait for #game-news

Road to AotN

Your turn, Cappu

[kind heart]

I play London the Supreme, your turn

[woven marsh]

Nagato just launched her barrage and died

Killing 2 carriers in the process

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

[kind heart]

Can she beat London the Supreme?

[woven marsh]

Yeah

London is a glass cannon

[kind heart]

I'm talking about this supreme being

[rotund pelican]

I summon pot of Akashi

[fossil cape]

Saint Bremondon

[rancid carbon]

My calculations are corrext, im getting sandys skill tommorow

[rotund pelican]

[woven marsh]

Chungus One Up

The promised auto mode or smth

[fossil cape]

https://twitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/1351100945120243714

アズールレーン公式 (@azurlane_staff)

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次回メンテナンス後、期間限定建造にて入手可能！
#アズールレーン

Twitter · Jan 18, 2021, 9:35 AM

Pola

[woven marsh]

oh no

so there WILL be new ship

FUUUUUUUUUCK

[jagged tendon]

Pola

Or Paula as twitter translates it

[fossil cape]

Voiced by Zara

[brisk plaza]

The tweets 😂 people are doing scanning of her

[jagged tendon]

I mean a bit smaller and those clothes wouldnt hang on

Why do I feel she's gonna be the Atago of Sardegna

[kind heart]

They're just making sure that she does indeed have "outstanding proportions" as translate says

[woven marsh]

She is basically Zaratago

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

I forgot about subs

again

Seriously, abyssal bosses are a joke with subs

[jagged tendon]

Also this is adorable, why cant we get more casual skins

[minor bronze]

I mean

Pasta rerun, Pola n Veneto's models have rigging

It's inevitable, lul

[woven marsh]

but they promised Pasta 2.0

[minor bronze]

They gave a Rerun instead

[woven marsh]

After Rerun

[jagged tendon]

Impero, Roma... they have more ships

[woven marsh]

I was happy I won't have to spend coob

And coins

[jagged tendon]

Put more ships, I want to see ppl fail to pull Formi

[woven marsh]

You monster

Chungus Two Up

It just took me 5 minutes to realise that East Clintwood is not a real thing

[dapper plank]

Oyasumi

[rancid carbon]

are we getting a new ship for pasta part2

[jagged tendon]

[dapper plank]

Everyone in my house even my family is against me

[minor bronze]

Pola n Veneto for tha rerun

[dapper plank]

They’re mad at me for playing from 10am thru 12am

[brisk plaza]

@woven marsh you were way to happy not to spend cubes that they added new units 😂

[brisk plaza]

Are you indicating at nero ?

[jagged tendon]

Maybe

[brisk plaza]

[rancid carbon]

So pola and veneto gonna be ssr?

their arts look ssr to me

[brisk plaza]

Yes they are sar

Ssr

Pola is cv

[rancid carbon]

ooh

I wonder what polas abilites are gonna be

[brisk plaza]

Wait its heavy

[rancid carbon]

wait shes heavy cruiser

?

[brisk plaza]

See her weapons

Cause cv normally have long ramp for the planes to fly

[fossil cape]

[woven marsh]

Pola

CV

[jagged tendon]

Pola is a CA

[woven marsh]

U gud bro?

[jagged tendon]

That CV is the voice actor

[woven marsh]

Oh, that's what he read

Everyone is a CV then

[woven marsh]

It's called a deck

[jagged tendon]

Zara class thats a carrier... whats this Hipper class 2

[brisk plaza]

Thanks

[woven marsh]

Big tiddy carrier

Bug tiddy horni carrier

[jagged tendon]

Must be a friend of Taiho

https://twitter.com/AzurLane_EN/status/1351112548570030093

Azur Lane Official (@AzurLane_EN)

⛨Pola⛨

RN Pola is preparing to sortie and she will grace your dock in the near future, Commander.

#AzurLane #Yostar

Twitter · Jan 18, 2021, 10:21 AM

Royal Navy Pola

[atomic grove]

Now give me Veneto

[jagged tendon]

[fossil cape]

[hazy kayak]

it's italian lou

St Louie

[woven marsh]

[orchid plover]

its literal reskinned zara..

[hazy kayak]

yes