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Would say 8-4, probably 9 but idk
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Trancks
Phly did that video?
Yup
dammit!

i knew that was what he was gonna say
yes

Guess not
RIP York
Senpoi you're very predictable when you first get on
Is she, though?

yes
She 
Kroto i will once again follow you as your deputy
now that you're no longer russian


Racist
Ah, finally, law and order
I almost got into the dungeon by Neko
Kaneko horni?
24/7
I need to remember carrier skills don't slow down time.
She told me that if I didn’t go to sleep then i would go to her dungeon
TIL Kaneko's a grill as well
This was 7 or 6 hrs ago
watch half the hornis be girls
That cant be right
Wouldn't be surprised, to be honest.
t me
Botak's definitely a guy.

Everyone knows wahmen don't like feet.
Haachama
I mean, look at geishas.
iKnow 3, I think.
who dat
Kroto is clearly a woman
voll, Senpoi, Kaneko

Lol
senpoop is womin?
Kaneko is too horni to be womun
Kroto is a babushka in disguise 

You hungry?
And Jack is horni in disguise.
Just had dinner tyvm

Also that fleet can't even do 8-4
Not enough 
i have since learned to control the horni
Ye, fuck 9-4 and their damned fidget spinners.
bybman can't even do 8-4 because of them.
I still dont know what the fidget spinners are
Lol
They do a spin.

Hopefully.
Anyway I can either do 7-2 for a chance of coins
or get 1 more ship and do 8-4
for a smaller chance of coins
Ive gotten 6 or 5 hours of schleep probably
oh yeah, Roombas

Since I am primarily using German 105s
I did not know I had access to that emote.

wait one second
Spergs?
Huh
Prince of Wales
Prinz Eugen
Prinz Heinrich
King George V
Admiral Graf Spee
Admiral Hipper
Like
@woven marsh
They do know most ship names are male, right?
read the middle comment
For real tho, MOST that are actual names - are male
Yes you is gay



we get it you have Nitro

a friend of mine who knows about AL but doesn't play it
Everyone stays in screen
Lamy:
ugh
told me that KGV should be leader of RN
Lamy's not the only one out of sync
Zara, I guess
But she's the one that goes a bit out of screen
Laffey sounds female.

Sovestakaya sounds female to me

But thats cause Russia is female in portuguese
OUR name.
so far I have found like 4

La Galissonière?
Why's Le Malin such a meme, anyway?

so If any of those place names are human names, I wouldn't be surprised
IJN Izanami when
Nice luck, mate.

Seriously?
Roland-Michel Barrin de La Galissonière
Now get 

bybman be like E N C Y C L O P E D I A
Looks like he's trying to contain his laugh
man, I can't believe I will be an anime girl in 2020
*Scythe
"Good luck with 2020, plebs"
I forget
Why does everyone says its an axe 
Is it not?
Cos I don't even remember what she has
@brisk plaza now get Akagi
the Pink Plob was Kroto's doing
It's a battle axe
/wiki La Galissonière
A polearm of some sort def

It's a battle axe.
Ever seen a scythe, mate?
Oh right, the rigging is what makes it seem like a scythe
French ships like: You have my sword
Me dumb, caught Sandy's genes
and My Axe
Ikr
I'm still not seeing a scythe.
her deck makes the blade
That looks crooked as hell.
Imagine that the deck on the left size is an oversized, thicc blade
AND MY AXE
Soulcalibur tier of scythe lmao
Well the other fox will be stubborn but have to try
Me, who's played Kritika Online and mained Scyther: Nah, mate. That's a fookin' axe.
i have come in the name of science
Once a month

that... caught me off guard
okay what do I do
Some KMS you are.
wait do they have periods
see we know shipgirls are probably firtile thanks to portland saying she wants 10 kids
so yes, they likely have periods, according to biology
Also
They also drink literal oil like it's fizzy drinks.
I think I am in for some shaft 😂
i mean yeah true the general laws of biology don't apply well here
Y'know how people who have appendicitis have pain there?
but they're all we got
Btw, Zara doesnt really count
It was a place in Italy
I have friends named Zara
Hello, welcome to Azur Lane. Enjoy your stay, level 1.
Not even a Russian name
I mean yeah it sounds female but meh
I'm a recurring visitor thank you very much @arctic hawk
It is the English form of the name Zaïre, the central character of Voltaire's 1732 play Zaïre (The Tragedy of Zara).[1] Voltaire may have been influenced by the Arabic name Zahra.[2]
always thought you can't bang shipgirls

because they're not human
They want to bang you, why couldnt you bang them
flawless logic
Ye
yes
Already established this.
portland
which one
Doujin aren't canon.
Blessed last page
pretty sure doujins are not canon
I'm going strictly by canon
anyway, now imagine having that pain everyday
Strictly by canon: Akagi and Taihou get wet for the commander and have attempted at least twice each to bang them.
this is why I hate my life
side stories are a blessing for our pointless science
Taihou does ask you to "be gentle with her" in her Love line
The commander cuts his finger, and Akagi goes full horny vampire on that finger, while also enveloping both her and him in her tails.
Shaft incoming for someone (aka me)
I mean
i have not done akagi's storyline yet, but holy hell I am now
I only ready through it
She is actually adorable
She's just horny x2
no
the last part has her be fine if SKK isn't "her's"
also Kaga almost calls her bootlicker
Only ones I complete was Surcouf and Tirpitz
Akagi is like
"hello bootlicke- I mean Akagi"
U556 will be finished someday
"I don't mind if you love someone else, just please always keep me in your heart"
Oh, LI and Akashi too
I don't want to do Ajax'.
that's sad
if I keep Akagi in my heart
oh i did finish long island
gonna give her a meeting with a therapist
Foxs when in heat go all night
heart =/= mind
Fox mating season is the only time Shinano wakes up
How many fox Kansen are there, anyway?
503
Kitsune*
It's my question and I'm wording it how I want.
Akagi, Kaga, Shinano, Kii, Tosa
what animal is YKK
ugh
I read the doujin of fox in heat akagi kaga and the commander commander is drained 😂
Bread
volf
Dog/Wolf
she wolfo?
beside that
She's a bread volf.
TvTropes calls her a catgirl
I iam bready to die
Wait, Kii's a fox?
TVTropes is a shithole
Do loli and special versions count for the question?
hmm
yeah, and Suruga isn't, which is confusing as hell
Tanuki =/= kitsune
I mean, the reason I am strict about wording
is that we have an actual fox
and not a nine-tailed Kitsune
Nagato is a kitsune as well
YOU FOOL
which Fubuki
Both.
Akagi, 2 Kegas, Tosa, Amagi, Kii, Nagato, Mutsu, Kawa, Akagi-chan, Akagi muse, Niizuki
Mutsu and Niizuki
Aren't Jintsuu/Sendai Foxes?
12 foxes so far.
Yes
14
like, ACTUAL foxes
Werent they 3 sisters
Naka, I think?
15
Not sure
Would Yamato also be a fox?
Probably
Ni-O-No
hello everyone and welcome to Behind the Meme
Sounds like a name.
16
the most bland fox ever?
We got 16 fox Kansen so far.
L-word?
lumbering
As in, I am not sure those are foxes
Fine, 15 foxes and 1 maybe-fox
Like, Isokaze looks like one, but I have no idea if the paws are fox's
yes
Probably a few more DDs
since we can't see the tails
i was working on a big CK2 mod
So does Hatakaze.
and I snuck an Essex meme in a secret folder
Hanazuki
Aren't half the Kazes - birds
Matsukaze also has fox ears.
there are birds?
Slim, pointy?
Me: Fox
Google: FOX NEWS
Uranami
Isokaze
Did we count Urakaze and Isokaze?
And Urakaze i guess
I keep a collection of cute pets. Stop by again and I'll show you my axofrostl and swolejuu.
Thats all i think
SWOLEJUU
SHE HAS A SWOLEJUU

The massive Meowfficer's super fluffy... I mean, ripped. Built like a fridge!
axofrostl
'Commander ignores beautiful young girl right in front of his eyes - he must be attracted by big muscular men'……alright today's headline shall be this!
Idk
Chinese Aoba is savage
TIL I missed a Z ship.
Best starter i may have gotten which cappu likes 😂
Z26 
Congrats, now retrofit'er.

Laffey first
Understandable.
Screw the dumb bunny 
Don't screw the sleepy bunny.
Who's not even an actual bunny.
But Benson is, somehow.
Now I need javelin so I can unlock ayanami 😂
ye
No u 
Benson isn't

Only IJN can be actual animals
Says her ears are real.
She's stoopid
That's an AL rule
Thats why Laffey threw the bottle against her
When's SA ep2 coming out?
isnt it tmrw?
Think so
every week starting from 11th
Hoping it is Prinz's episode
Prinz' * 
What
Ah, yes. The tit splash.
How is it Prinz'
Treat Z as an S
Des Prinzen* 
Same with X

Plebs

Wish I had the drive to learn another language

Ye, when I was 7
Better than EN 
I want to start Japanese but dont know from which part of the alphabet to start
Start with 
🖕

a A... we need another shork
Tried to type a in the gif search to see if there was gura but got Chika in bikini with a tank instead


Weird year of the cow
Nagisa is already doing it
Welp.
Was gonna go through the entire alphabet over on the gif tab, but there's nothing funny for D
So just enjoy A B and C, I guess
Dancing cows were A
Want a really good resource?
Crotch-stomp was B
That will take you step by step?
And the african dance thing was C
null

Is it invincible, too?
?
What...exactly are you doing?
money
Care to be more specific?
Why is akagi is so stubborn and not kaga drop wise
If you ever wanted the DOOMSlayer in your fleet, get Roon.
After Saint Louis have a few choices including monarch
NEP
Neptune is light cruiser and tomorrow I should have monarch unlocked
Okay will take your word and do Neptune 😀
no I mean
my personal recommendation would be Roon
I mean, what type of ship do you need
don't cancel Monarch
finish Monarch first
oh nvm
what type of ship do you need?
or want?
like, what type of ship is your fleet lacking?
you want your vanguard to be tankier?
you want better AA?
you want a good BB?
Anyone actually cause i am using Collab units and Portland /shouhou
And don't want to change much
hm
Sandy and Belfast work in progress
oh so you're already investing in two good CLs
then do Roon imo
great CA
she'll make your vanguard tanky af
Have Sirius also
Got one from build and will use it on her soon

also Minneapolis
Kms work well with Kms only right
Usually yes
Heinrich benefits from being deployed with other KMS yes
in theory Z23, Z1 and Heinrich should be a good combo
yet I haven't seen anyone try yet
Didnt Verd do it or smth similar?
honestly correct me if I'm wrong
I feel like I'm talking out of my ass
since I haven't tried those builds myself
good you have both Z1 and Z23
basically, Z1 buffs Z23
who in turn buffs Heinrich
due to being KMS
Not the best Kms units but can salvage something
those are some fine KMS units tbh
What about backline ?
Tirp, Strasser and Weser
the only KMS backline ships you have are Weser, Tirpitz and Strasser
if you use all of them
then Tirpitz can use her queen of the norf skill
since she's the only BB in your fleet
So do roon after Saint Louis got it
Havent truly read Heinrich's skills but Z23, Nürn and Heinrich could work for vanguard too
@jagged tendon
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/Z1
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/Z19
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/Z18
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/Z1/Quotes
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/Z1/Gallery
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/Z18/Quotes
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/Z19/Quotes
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/Z19/Gallery
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/Z18/Gallery
She's a mixed offensive/support
So she supports weser if i had graf zeplin that would work well but happy with weser
Kroto Ido was helping me decide A pr to start after Saint Louis so it's roon
i dunno whats happening
Gameplay wise or waifu wise
Cos Roon and SanRui perform a similar role
Collector aspect
then just do them all
there is no limit
but if you're focusing catch up and blueprints
Generally, either tank (roon/sanrui) and Monarch from PR1 have the most impact
I mean, that's the goal
But you need to focus your efforts
Monarch and SanRui are always viable
Ibuki is situational
I am JUST starting to level Ibuki
cos I have a need for stronk torps
Will think before I start any pr grind
Have they done "The giant wakes" yet?
Death by a thousand cuts
dont know
all i know is that i will invade this place soon 
Ah yes, the 3 little fuckers of SA
Hmm, those arent only artillery divisions are they?
no
Verd ill sink you myself

also how do i successfully pull off order 66

Bonk them. Bonk them all!
Full division on the amazons... just gonna click F


just do it
how
Get military access, slap troops on important points (best where they dont have many or any troops stationed) and attack an ally
Should work :WarShrug:
Also Verd, if you're building factories its best to build them on places with higher infrastructure since it goes faster
Unless you dont have any more spots 

also
should probably put people in vladivostok
i can maybe take my army off the southern border
theres a canadian army there as well prepping to invade Soviet Mexico
but ive fought mexico a few times and its not actually that fun
I mean, can always put a fallback line and let them charge the amazons 
i dont think i need to worry about anyone else. if i can execute order 66 on the soviets, everyone else will be a pushover
i will play defensively
exactly
they cant send heavy tanks
Marines ignore the river penalty too but those are more trouble than worth most of the times
i will create a fallback line in a river
The brazilian blitzkrieg 
the reason why Brazil has amazon special forces irl

you cant invade amazon
amazon invades you
Amazon is naturally impenetrable like the Ardennes
@versed terrace is proud of his achievement
Oh Italy
Here is the original audio although i just found it randomly on a Instagram page: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BugznGj6bU

lets see what they feel about this
they are trying really hard
but i already positioned my south troops there
insert Drake's funny gif
nani ? you're up against the americans ?

Vietnam, but it's in Brazil this time
@frail bone reminds me of the time one of my friends played as KR America
and ended up fighting Brazil
and he put Omar Bradley, the guy who pioneered shock and awe
against some Brazilian instructor general who only got in such a rank because of his loyalty to the President of Brazil
You only need 6 gold bps for retrofitting purple ships right
Doesn't it depend on the ship ? 
Ah maybe not actually. But it's 8 for retrofit and an additional 2 for the skill @rancid carbon
im so dumb
tf ? how about his skills ?


what mistake ? what happened ?
Torched 
here's the screenshot

ggwp, as expected then
but some other factions can pardon him if they beat that faction
also im gonna play with Fascist Bronzil
which is how he got Omar
and join the axis
aaahh, F
you don't have subs ?
i did had
but no troops on the front
pretty dumb
otherwise i would have holded it back
I also played as another brand of fascist Brazil in KR
by restoring the Empire
and installing an Emperor
gave me an excuse to fuck over Argentina
F
I legit released this state after conquering Argentina, as a puppet
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Araucanía_and_Patagonia @leaden arrow
IT'S A FRENCH GUY DECLARING HIMSELF KING OF PATAGONIA
yeah, a few trash troops should be fine, the sub will kill most of the transport vessels anyway

it has a small tree and everything
it's so woke
but it's not really meant to be played
since you're just a Brazilian puppet
in the end I helped Canada and the Entente
and after 4 million Brazilians died fighting in France
the Entente took over France and Britain

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacques_Antoine_Bernard this guy becomes King @leaden arrow

breh i just got bored.
play WT or sum ting
i might
lol
hes too dangerous to be kept alive
Wdym werent you playing with the Estado Novo regime, you were already fascist
God I fucking hate those absolute turds that say Estado Novo was fascist
At least learn some fucking history
yo
Ah the E flag
wth

only 3 troops
Troops are divided during a civil war
Thats why ppl disband them and then put good ones when it starts
@frail bone fascist brazil be like
rodney trigger your skill more challenge
scuffed

and ofc i get campped by EBR
aren't those the Integralists?
PAIN
@jagged tendon KR Integralists ally with monarchists
and are able to restore Imperial Brazil
kinda memey
but I like it
too hard?
yeah MacArthur runs are brutal
that said
@verbal talon a new patch got released just now
eh?
also how's declaring war on the God blessed nation of USA going
literally
See im not actually doing awful as macarthur
played a game just now
i knocked out Long and the Syndicalists
seen a chad MacArthur AI win the war by January 1939 @verbal talon
the problem lies in after I defeated them, the pacific states got all their land
cris
either abandon the east coast and focus on eliminating the PSA quickly
i need a teacher
either abandon the plains in favour of the east coast (gives you a better chance at knocking out the syndies and Long)
abandon the east coast? there aren't any threats on the east coast though
oh you mean in the war
lets you take over Texas
lemme show you the post about it
1,154 votes and 169 comments so far on Reddit
they did the focus, but they still havent joined the war on my side

@verbal talon
Neptune or Ibuki next 
if you're especially lucky, you can also take over Oregon and Washington
Nep @jagged tendon
so how does that affect a previously existing save
you can't continue that save
Buki it is Alright
damn it!
you must start over
because i finally did something as macarthur!
Im on the other side of the Mississippi!
i lost already
cuz dumb mistake
ha get fucked!
@verbal talon here's the "abandon the plains" option
I'm not a fan of drip memes...
WHY WONT YOU DIE
but I liked this one
My only contribution to Getter Robo
I don't know what I'm doing with my life anymore https://t.co/LiB9Ria1UR
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well ido the Syndicalists and Long are a bigger threat than the PSA
Yeah but murica has a load of depressed ppl
is that you have a better way of attacking the Syndies
or at least Long
while leaving the PSA to consolidate
😠
Whats the word before syndicates?

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looks like im gonna win this
should boost Brazil power by 100%
Brazil has good and bad thing for civil war
no i dont think so
Half of the country is useless cause jungle so all victory points are near the coast but you have to defend the entire coast
@verbal talon my preferred method of winning the civil war as Mac is to go all in on dominating the plains
Ido you should advise me on how to win as macarthur
then take out the PSA in 2 months
i prefer to turtle up in DC until i have 3 armies
i dont like the idea of losing the east coast
I mean I like the idea of Mac going "I shall return" when leaving DC
upset about that because the militias rising up were usually Federal militias
no they were
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