lexington-general

[kind heart]

[fossil cape]

Recent additions to the harem club being Le Triomphant and Ark

[kind heart]

I'm raising nanoda affection atm

[woven marsh]

Choco

[kind heart]

[dapper plank]

i cant sleep

[kind heart]

[fossil cape]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/799157900806586368/799219610472808468/798646945153417237.gif

[woven marsh]

HOLY

This goes so well with BFG Division

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

Do it

cmon

[kind heart]

[fossil cape]

[rancid carbon]

How well does souryuu perform as herself without hiryuu

[woven marsh]

Jesus christ this man turned into a simp mega fast

[kind heart]

I forgot to equip my Sanrui for PvP

[woven marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/741790480785998004.png?v=1

[woven marsh]

But it's almost the same

[rancid carbon]

Hush

[woven marsh]

SIMPshaming

[kind heart]

She's alright

[rancid carbon]

Jokes on you

Simpshaming is something I simp for

[woven marsh]

Hiryuu is more PvP oriented anyway

[rancid carbon]

[woven marsh]

Next level galaxy brain

[fossil cape]

Simp simping

[rancid carbon]

Permission to change the nickname of the heavy shells in core to lipsticks

[woven marsh]

At least it's not another dildo

[rancid carbon]

Petition*

[woven marsh]

@kind heart

[dapper plank]

welp ima sleep at 4am my time

[woven marsh]

[woven marsh]

SanRui gets the same as Azuma, except weapons

[rancid carbon]

Is Nagato in main pool yet

[woven marsh]

Nah

[rancid carbon]

Bruh

[woven marsh]

For now

I’ll eventually make her pure PvE

Since she’s in both fleets

[fossil cape]

60 more prints

[kind heart]

I think this is enough for now

[woven marsh]

PvP God

Teach me

[kind heart]

[fossil cape]

11 more for the filler plane

[kind heart]

I need to get a firebrand this month

[woven marsh]

Yeah, not crafting that

too expensive to craft 2 filler planes

[fossil cape]

Hmm, what opponents do i see after using all my pvp attempts

[woven marsh]

Cappu?

[kind heart]

Lower ranked if you're at the top

[fossil cape]

Something's wrong here...

[visual mountain]

[kind heart]

Refresh if you care about it

[visual mountain]

Sandy and shinank

[dapper plank]

[kind heart]

You'll get 9 point to fight lower rank

[fossil cape]

Ayayayayayayayayayayayayayaya

[kind heart]

Nagaloli

Yuckykaze

[fossil cape]

And my next two in line for retrofit before event starts

[visual mountain]

Suprised they didn't name akaga as floof

[jagged tendon]

Kega and Akagu

[visual mountain]

I have yet to max the furu kako

[fossil cape]

[kind heart]

So many people save their attempts till last for end of season rankings

[brisk plaza]

50% done for level 60

Should i make belfast my sec ?

[hazy kayak]

whatever excites you the most

[woven marsh]

Made another 14 USD American Dollars

Thanks, India

and your illuminating cum

[kind heart]

USD American Dollars

[woven marsh]

oh, sorry

USD American Dollars of USA

[kind heart]

[dapper plank]

[jagged tendon]

Really, another one that doesnt release the ships
Ffs Yostar, its already boring doing the puzzles

[woven marsh]

Oh

I've done this one

It's easy actually

[kind heart]

The puzzles would've been bearable if everything wasn't so fucking slow

[kind heart]

wrong move
maps shakes for a few ages, TB speaks for a few decades

that's a big myouko

[jagged tendon]

I know its easy, I completed it
The issue is that the game chose my throwaway fleet and then doesnt release the others

Let me choose which to use, a single fleet doesnt take care of all the problems

[brisk plaza]

Usually nero starts chatting around this time guess he is busy

[frail bone]

[leaden arrow]

I will

[dapper plank]

[woven marsh]

Mate wtf

the Aircons in Indian trains need to be able to work

under 480 degrees Celsius

Cappy where tf you live

[frail bone]

theres free loot on this tile

[woven marsh]

Yeah

Got that Yesterday

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/korone-inugami-hololive-wake-up-korone-sleep-gif-16773860

[kind heart]

Wtf

I've seen 48°C in my city, but 480

🔥

[arctic hawk]

You've never been to California, then

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

Fucking hell

Literally hell

[kind heart]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-burning-burn-hell-red-gif-4977777

[jagged tendon]

Indian trains want to fry the passengers

[kind heart]

The highest temperature in my city that I've seen was 48.8°C (120°F)

[arctic hawk]

Would "fucking hell" be a corner of hell where everyone fucks all the time, or no one fucks there, but are eternally teased and not allowed to nut?

[rancid carbon]

Huh

[kind heart]

Either would be a terrible hell tbh

[arctic hawk]

Hell is the place souls go to be tortured for all eternity.
What would be more painful?
Fucking for all eternity at 100% fatigue
or
Eternal Blue Balls

If I recall, Dante Aligeri leaned towards Blue Ball hell in his lil' story.

[woven marsh]

Tbf so would I

Unironically think expectations are better than the result

[arctic hawk]

I don't think Dante liked what he saw, though.

[brisk plaza]

51% and 49% left 😭

[arctic hawk]

Getting there.

I currently need 60k coins to advance mine.

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

[brisk plaza]

What is sandy thinking i wonder

[rancid carbon]

I sometimes forget I own ships from the neptuna event

[arctic hawk]

I never knew what San Diego's chibi is holding up.

[kind heart]

Literally nothing

[rancid carbon]

It looks like orange

Like

An orange juice

[arctic hawk]

Looks like a bag of chips to me.

[rancid carbon]

Too amall and slim for chops

Chips*

[rancid carbon]

It has a straw on it

[arctic hawk]

Have you seen how much of the actual bag of chips is chips?

Also, we had smol 50g bags here once.

[rancid carbon]

Mmm

True

[arctic hawk]

Those were a rip-off and a half.

[rancid carbon]

But it srill could be orange juice

I mean

It has a straw

[arctic hawk]

I suppose.

[rancid carbon]

IRL San diego got scrapped cause it didnt fire stars

Good for them

🙄

[brisk plaza]

Well she was used only in ww2 and was a meme in irl ?

[rancid carbon]

Wait even irl san diego got memed?

[brisk plaza]

She supported enty with her aa

[rancid carbon]

Oh

[leaden arrow]

@dapper plank you're not sleeping ?

[dapper plank]

i sleep in 8 min

[arctic hawk]

Sleep now.

An extra 6 minutes of snooze.

[dapper plank]

no

[arctic hawk]

I wasn't asking.

[leaden arrow]

suuuuure.......

[dapper plank]

[leaden arrow]

lol, I forgot that 10 hours have passed, it's almost 9pm now

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/591633451359141888/799985440060604436/unknown.png

fml

[dapper plank]

[arctic hawk]

Imagine playing a game for 10 hours straight.

me with Hades

[dapper plank]

i played WT for 10hrs straigght

[kind heart]

USS William D Porter was the irl meme ship

[leaden arrow]

this is what happens when a neet has nothing better to do

[dapper plank]

also i dont feel tired idk why

[arctic hawk]

My longest gaming session was 16 hours of Warframe.

Got up, took a shower, 1 full push-up, then went to the livingroom to play Persona 5.

[dapper plank]

and im leaving my computer on for once

[kind heart]

||My longest gaming session was 2 hours of azur lane||

[arctic hawk]

Dunno why I did that push-up, I am not athletic in the slightest.

[woven marsh]

San Diego is the second most decorated ship lmao

18 battle stars

Enty has 20

[kind heart]

[leaden arrow]

my longest session that is legit, was 18 hours of World of Warships

just grinding xp

[arctic hawk]

Why'd AL make her a ditz, then?

[dapper plank]

ima schleep now

[woven marsh]

My longest session was AL for 48 hours

[leaden arrow]

not even sleeping

[dapper plank]

oyasumi

[woven marsh]

During Ess*x event

[leaden arrow]

just grind, grab water, eat while playing

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

Well I mean, that’s just artistic license

She’s sort of self obsessed cos of her status

[arctic hawk]

I get it, but I assumed they made Kansen personalities loosely based on IRL achievements?

[woven marsh]

Skill, lines and appearance mostly

Personalities aren’t always as defining

[arctic hawk]

iSee.

[woven marsh]

Unless it’s someone like the PTSD girls

[arctic hawk]

[brisk plaza]

?

[woven marsh]

Arizona, Juneau

[kind heart]

Arizona, Helena, Juneau

[arctic hawk]

Doesn't Baatan also have PTSD?

[kind heart]

I feel like using Reno today, time to 120 her

[woven marsh]

Nothing to have PTSD about

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

Reno cult

[arctic hawk]

Aren't Baatan's cn lines kinda'...obsessively motherly towards her planes?

[woven marsh]

She’s way too obsessive

[arctic hawk]

Like the kind who lost a child at one point?

The never again mentality?

[woven marsh]

She had problem with planes

Crashing

[arctic hawk]

So I was right?

[woven marsh]

Into her

a lot

[arctic hawk]

Ok, didn't see that coming.

||neither did she, apparently||

[woven marsh]

But I wouldn’t say she’s someone with PTSD

[woven marsh]

Permission to buzz the tower

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

Two days later, while en route to Trinidad, she suffered her first loss when a Grumman F6F Hellcat fighter crashed into her number 2 stack and burst into flames, killing three crewmen.

[arctic hawk]

Speaking of best german girl, doesn't Bismarck have Siren PTSD?

[kind heart]

Oof, low leveled skills. I haven't used her in months

[woven marsh]

The warship lost her second aircraft on 31 March when a "Hellcat" crashed the landing barrier and went over the side, although the pilot survived without injury.

During recovery operations, a Curtiss SB2C Helldiver dive bomber jumped Bataan's landing barrier and damaged four aircraft

[arctic hawk]

So Baatan was the unluckiest carrier of all time?

[frail bone]

no

[woven marsh]

Eventually, two of Yorktown′s aircraft landed on Bataan, the second of which crashed and fouled the deck. Nine of Bataan's own fighters landed on other carriers, and one was lost

[frail bone]

her aircraft were

[woven marsh]

No

She just loved ||spanking||

Getting hit by her own aircraft

[jagged tendon]

Kinda, she hates them for what they did to IB and herself

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

It happened way too often

[hazy kayak]

the Bataan chapter from the anthology is cute

[woven marsh]

Bataan needs to be protected tho

[hazy kayak]

and in japanese it's nice worldplay

[arctic hawk]

Maybe Bataan was just cursed with sperg pilots.

[hazy kayak]

bataan no pataan

[woven marsh]

I kinda get it

I think

The true PTSD sufferers are Arizona and Juneau

They have nightmates, prone to crying at the mention of a trigger

And we make Juneau sink every PvP battle

[arctic hawk]

we

I don't remember being part of this group.

[jagged tendon]

Bataan pettan

[woven marsh]

NOTTO FLATTO

https://tenor.com/view/uruha-rushia-hololive-holo-no-graffiti-yandere-creepy-smile-gif-19548794

[arctic hawk]

How does one even transcribe Rushia's unearthly screams into text?

[jagged tendon]

NEEEEEEE

[woven marsh]

Btw, one of my favourite artists

[arctic hawk]

Nah, that's quiet as hell.

[brisk plaza]

That cat missions is so long and a scam

[woven marsh]

Necromagic, duh

[jagged tendon]

Her desk at this point is more dead than Amagi

[arctic hawk]

Her desk is undead.

[woven marsh]

Rylan finally learning of the true nature of scamcat

[arctic hawk]

Necromancer, remember?

[woven marsh]

-10HP

[jagged tendon]

Ah right

[woven marsh]

Reverse Heal is for losers

Reverse Damage

[jagged tendon]

Funny thing is that she's the most known to hit her desk but it didnt start with her

[arctic hawk]

If you can't handle reverse healing, you don't deserve angry Rushia.

[arctic hawk]

Ye, that's how trademarked items usually start off.

[woven marsh]

Uses Desk as a Shield
Desk gets healed from shells

Ultimate EX boss

[arctic hawk]

Wish would use her deck as a shield.

[woven marsh]

Y’know

She’s IJN

[arctic hawk]

She's certainly holding it like one.

[woven marsh]

Not HMS

[ripe aspen]

[woven marsh]

And if anything, SoDak exists

[arctic hawk]

[jagged tendon]

SDak has a shield... decides not to use it

[woven marsh]

Her skill tho

[arctic hawk]

She uses it like a gun.

Gunshield.

[woven marsh]

Gunsword and Gunshield

[ripe aspen]

so why are we talking about shields

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Borderlands, but South Dakota.

Because holds her deck like a shield.

[woven marsh]

As long as we aren’t talking about illuminating cum control, I am fine

[arctic hawk]

The fu-

[ripe aspen]

what

[woven marsh]

Decks aren’t supposed to take hits

Unless you’re Lusty/Formi etc

[jagged tendon]

Tell that to

[woven marsh]

In which case, man the brooms

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

Bruh did you miss the cum control

[arctic hawk]

Ok, time for the daily romp through OPS.

[arctic hawk]

Why does the expression "cum control" exist.

[arctic hawk]

And why was it Kroto's fault

🍃

[woven marsh]

Nice. Killed chat again

[arctic hawk]

The only thing you kill these days.

*laughs in *

[woven marsh]

[visual mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/782228516976459847/799994783409635338/unknown.png

[edgy nebula]

[visual mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/782228516976459847/799996199998193664/unknown.png

[jagged tendon]

You cum controlled the chat

[woven marsh]

Bread Man

[edgy nebula]

[woven marsh]

New nimi emote?

[arctic hawk]

Why, yes. I do require that emoji, thanks for asking.

[jagged tendon]

I seriously want to know what that means tho

[woven marsh]

Nero hivemind

[woven marsh]

Like I do not

I am supposed to translate that

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

Didn't you coin that?

[woven marsh]

No

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

I trademarked it

[arctic hawk]

You sneaky lil'

[woven marsh]

Like boing Rushia and the table

[arctic hawk]

Wait, did @edgy nebula do the same thing I did for the things?

I.E. Create a private server where he uploaded his crap and made into emojis

[edgy nebula]

maybe

maybe not

[arctic hawk]

Knew it.

[edgy nebula]

[woven marsh]

Every bloody time

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

I try to type

:Yukibread

[kind heart]

I think it means "illuminate when right door is open and also works as a pushbutton for control". A pushbutton with led light fitted into it

[arctic hawk]

Who decided to put : and @ next to each other, ey

[edgy nebula]

eh?

[woven marsh]

Nobody?

[edgy nebula]

no one

LOL

[arctic hawk]

Ah, right. Phone user.

I keep forgetting.

[edgy nebula]

no

even for keyboard

[arctic hawk]

My keyboard has : and @ next to each other.

[edgy nebula]

wat

[woven marsh]

My @ is on Shift 2

[edgy nebula]

since when

[jagged tendon]

What keyboard do you have

[edgy nebula]

lol

[arctic hawk]

Since Myria keyboard

[woven marsh]

My : is Shift Ж

Yes I play games a lot

How did you know?

[kind heart]

Geimer moment

[edgy nebula]

@ is always shift2

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

mer

[woven marsh]

Nah

[edgy nebula]

[arctic hawk]

My SHIFT 2 is "

[woven marsh]

Some more Russian focused ones have it in some other place

[woven marsh]

So is mine

But also @

Two layouts

[arctic hawk]

inb4 clean ya' board

[woven marsh]

Clean your board

[kind heart]

clean ya' board

[woven marsh]

Single Layout pleb

[edgy nebula]

[arctic hawk]

See, : and @ next to each other.

[jagged tendon]

Wait, think I remember typing @ with Alt + 2

[arctic hawk]

Also, # and ~ are the same key.

Right next to = and +

[ripe aspen]

do you guys clean your board regularly?

[kind heart]

Yup

[woven marsh]

I mean, mine isn’t THAT cleanable

[hazy kayak]

some give me toots

[arctic hawk]

Whenever I rage and keys come flying out, I take a moment to pull out the remaining keys and clean the board itself.

[hazy kayak]

need to see if I can get 234mm today

[ripe aspen]

oh

[woven marsh]

I already broke 4 keycaps

[arctic hawk]

I am not a calm gamer.

[woven marsh]

Panik mer

[frail bone]

i already broke 3 mouses

[arctic hawk]

...or a calm person in general, now that I think about it.

[hazy kayak]

https://twitter.com/AZK_ibr2nd/status/1350276594334629889?s=19

いばらあずき🔞 (@AZK_ibr2nd)

ダイドーだってピザ屋さんで働けますっ！

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Likes

2455

Twitter · Jan 16, 2021, 3:00 AM

[ripe aspen]

i really just disconnect mine and clean it

[jagged tendon]

Dont think I ever broke a keyboard or mouse, usually I punch the desk instead

[hazy kayak]

New manager looks nervous...

[woven marsh]

Mice*

Is that

[arctic hawk]

Is that Dido?

[jagged tendon]

Yes

[arctic hawk]

Huh.

[jagged tendon]

Has the feature

[arctic hawk]

The side ponytail?

[jagged tendon]

The hole

[ripe aspen]

you guys ever used a bluetooth keyboard?

[hazy kayak]

the underboob gap

[jagged tendon]

Only bluetooth mouse

[hazy kayak]

and ponytail too

[arctic hawk]

once.

[hazy kayak]

I think Dido with a ponytail is cuter

it makes her more unique

https://twitter.com/Den_noko46/status/1350301942069616646?s=19

ﾃﾞﾝﾉｺ🦈 (@Den_noko46)

ｱﾙｼﾞｪﾘ-....すき.... #アズールレーン

Retweets

221

Likes

605

Twitter · Jan 16, 2021, 4:40 AM

[arctic hawk]

PizzaBel has a ponytail.

[hazy kayak]

Cool Algérie art

[jagged tendon]

Baguette milf

[hazy kayak]

my good friendwife

[arctic hawk]

Silly Rau.

Wives can't be friends.

This has been bothering me for the longest time.
@opaque imp , what's BAEN?

[opaque imp]

blue archive

[arctic hawk]

?

[opaque imp]

another yostar game

[arctic hawk]

Ah.

Ok, thank.

[jagged tendon]

Think I follow over 100 artists by now on pixiv just from AL art

[opaque imp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/733638382772682845/741959615129976842/ezgif.com-video-to-gif.gif

[arctic hawk]

Da's cute.

[jagged tendon]

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

Replace Komi with her mum and that would fit 100%

[kind heart]

I haven't read Komi San manga yet

[arctic hawk]

It's cute.

Read it.

[jagged tendon]

I read a bunch then had to wait for new chapters and havent touched it in months

[arctic hawk]

I fucking KNEW Joon-gi Han's english VA was korean.

He said the korean/japanese names correctly.

First one's up.

George Takei as Masumi Arakawa. Knew I recognised that voice.

[fossil cape]

Seems im late to the keyboard game...
My @ is AltGr + Q

[jagged tendon]

https://youtu.be/mxhuqfEbq-A

"Lions hunt with their speed and force"
The lions:

[woven marsh]

Speed of a Lion and the Strength of a cheetah

and the firepower of the Soviet POI Army

[kind heart]

Altgr+q on Belgian keyboard

[arctic hawk]

I love Botan's laugh.

It's so genuine.

[jagged tendon]

Rabbit is up if someone wants to beat it

[woven marsh]

How tf do I type it

œ

[jagged tendon]

æ

[woven marsh]

љ

ђ

∆
∆∆

oh no

I am a noob

[jagged tendon]

Almost made the triforce

[woven marsh]

thatsthejoke.jpg

[kind heart]

on my Gboard

[woven marsh]

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/newfags-cant-triforce

[jagged tendon]

Lol

[woven marsh]

I have twice as many options

[hazy kayak]

Newfriends....

[woven marsh]

cos two layouts

frens

ªºª

Hellº

[jagged tendon]

Πthats an O?

[woven marsh]

That's a spaceship going left

[jagged tendon]

Darn hd space invaders

[ripe aspen]

how.

[jagged tendon]

Switch tabs too quickly?

[arctic hawk]

yes.

[arctic hawk]

Or a flashing light indicator.

[brisk plaza]

So close yet so far

Tommorow do skill book one or the tech box ?

[fossil cape]

ªº and for some reason ń į ę ą

[arctic hawk]

Can't you do both?

[brisk plaza]

Daily limit is 3

[woven marsh]

Sunday

You can do all dailies

all of them

it's 3 per daily stage

and there's a one stage per day limit

except sunday

Tactical awakening is available daily

[brisk plaza]

And i am not level 60 so will try to grind 6-4 for some levels on sandy and portland to 100

[arctic hawk]

[brisk plaza]

About 40 percent left for 60

[arctic hawk]

Looks like 17% to me.

A'ight, gon' lend TNT a shell with that

[brisk plaza]

Is the event live this Monday or next Monday its for 2 weeks right

[fossil cape]

Exactly one week after last maintenance so next week but not on Monday

Yus major events last 2 weeks

[brisk plaza]

Well rip my soul and need to save up a bunch of qf

[arctic hawk]

Enjoy the 310k damage, @jagged tendon

implying that left a dent

[jagged tendon]

Thx

Getting pissed off with one part of opsiren, cant fucking gain control of that trash and cant do the mission in there

[brisk plaza]

Well ops is going to be hard for me 3rd fleet i am building but does not get saved

[brisk plaza]

Can i reach level 60 today

[woven marsh]

Oh, you're getting double exp

before 60

[kind heart]

Ohh, Dakar gift was good

[hazy kayak]

yes

thank you, Dakar

[arctic hawk]

Eunoshin: Littorio and Zara will return
The players: Lmao, Formidable time.

[woven marsh]

Me: Carabiniere and Littorio

[jagged tendon]

Me: Trento

[hazy kayak]

Me: give me the 15 DR prints already

[jagged tendon]

And now the pool bugs out, ppl start wasting cubes for her and dont get it

I would die laughing if that happens

[arctic hawk]

I will not hesitate to put my hand through the monitor and slap you over the internet if that happened.

[brisk plaza]

You were saying nero

[arctic hawk]

Saying what

[brisk plaza]

17%

[arctic hawk]

Yea?

[brisk plaza]

I am now 60

[arctic hawk]

Congrats on reaching level 600

Skipped a few steps, but go you.

[rotund pelican]

[arctic hawk]

You need 4 fleets for OPS, by the way.

And subs.

[brisk plaza]

I am typing with one hand and eating

[woven marsh]

2 for most stuff

[arctic hawk]

But only 2 of them have to be combat-ready.

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

Say goodbye to all the cool exp bonuses

[kind heart]

I just realized kroto is still in his Christmas hat 🤶

[arctic hawk]

He's also still white.

[woven marsh]

I mean, idk

Feels like chrisas

[rotund pelican]

Its always christmas

[woven marsh]

Fuck it

Chrisas

[arctic hawk]

?chrisas?

[woven marsh]

-25 degrees

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

Snow everywhere

[rotund pelican]

He puts the sus in jesus?

[arctic hawk]

Sounds like summer in Syberia.

[woven marsh]

Syberia

[rotund pelican]

Is syberia the new brazil?

[arctic hawk]

Cy- 🐻 -ya

[jagged tendon]

Syberia is cold Brazil

[woven marsh]

Siberia***

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

Cy 🍺 ia

[woven marsh]

Cyber ia

[arctic hawk]

Cyber ja

[woven marsh]

Cyber no

[arctic hawk]

Cyber nien*

Some grammar nazi you are.

[woven marsh]

Nein*

[jagged tendon]

Say 🍺 ja

[arctic hawk]

nien for you.

[woven marsh]

Some grammar nazi YOU are

[arctic hawk]

That...actually works.

Ye, I derp a lot, but I don't do "your's" or "your" when I mean "you're".

[kind heart]

3/5 times MVP, other 2/5 being Nagato

[visual mountain]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM282AWFbok

[arctic hawk]

[jagged tendon]

True title is "Marine is still horny"

[rotund pelican]

Always was.

[arctic hawk]

Always has been.

[rotund pelican]

Hmmmmmm

[arctic hawk]

[jagged tendon]

Too much horni for Brazil

[rotund pelican]

Even Brazil fears her?

[verbal talon]

she's too horni

[brisk plaza]

Start ops ch 1 ?

[kind heart]

I don't see why not

Don't skip the tutorial

[rotund pelican]

Goodluck!

[kind heart]

Oil is not a problem, use full fleets with your strongest ships

[arctic hawk]

She is indeed horny, @verbal talon

[brisk plaza]

Not that many strong ships yikes

[arctic hawk]

I mean, you could make it work.

That should be enough to get you to , at least.

[verbal talon]

I mean, you didn't have to ping me to repeat my own words back at me, nero

[arctic hawk]

I know.

[verbal talon]

Yeah, you're not really being chaos right now

You're kind of just being a douche

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Never claimed not to be one.

[woven marsh]

Y’ou’re

Why bother when there’s a superior version

Y’all

Y’all’s

[arctic hawk]

Imagine unironically thinking "ya'll" is correct.

[kind heart]

I don't like Roon screaming voice

[woven marsh]

YOU WILL PAY

[arctic hawk]

Disable audio

[kind heart]

It's always off, I wanted to hear nanoda today

[brisk plaza]

Rip second fleet

[kind heart]

+8 score

[worthy minnow]

I think it’s time to focus on retrofitting Portland and Shouhou

[versed terrace]

I use belfast

Good morning

[woven marsh]

[kind heart]

[jagged tendon]

[kind heart]

https://b23.tv/b9KA7A

[arctic hawk]

'Bout time.

[woven marsh]

I was about to make a comment how hard it is to get a 47th member in the guild

But then Nero showed up

and yeah

I am not making that comment

[arctic hawk]

sigh

Fuck you.

[woven marsh]

I mean I already did, but still

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

no faq u

[worthy minnow]

[woven marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/sakura-miko-faq-no-u-tiannya-roasted-gif-19014226

tbf I always wanted my own guild

with a good name

but oh well

I wanted to help someone

Also I just realised they ran a Pizza event before Pasta event

[jagged tendon]

Took you some time

[worthy minnow]

Better get your portrait now than never

[arctic hawk]

oright, I knew I was forgetting something.

[kind heart]

[worthy minnow]

I know we’re all tired from the Iron Blood event lol

[arctic hawk]

Speak for yourself, that event could've helped me get more pizza points easier.

[worthy minnow]

Just go do some farming like 3-4

[jagged tendon]

3-4 doesnt give xp for PRs

[arctic hawk]

I have nothing to farm for except roombas.

So 7-2 for me.

Don't have enough gear for a low cost 1:1 fleet for w9 either.

[worthy minnow]

Oh yeah true, yeah 7-2 or 8-4 should be fine

[hazy kayak]

what do you get from running Suzutsuki over Yukikaze

aside from receiving a more direct buff from Shinano

[woven marsh]

The fact that he has just recently got Nanoda

[kind heart]

my nanoda is WIP

[arctic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaRYoqd_1Qs

[kind heart]

Also, Suzutsuki is pretty great in pvp. 2nd best DD for pvp after nanoda imo

[arctic hawk]

Local friendly catfox kills wallet over fictional tits and thighs.

More at 7.

Also, 8-2 seems pretty oil-friendly.

[kind heart]

this damage looks pretty satisfying

12-4 boss

[arctic hawk]

The long-awaited sequel to 69.

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

8-4 is better

in every way

[arctic hawk]

Does 8-4 need 4 encounters for the boss to spawn, or 5?

[woven marsh]

Here are the benefits:

4 Encounters

Boss is always at the same spot

Ammo node

2 question marks

Boss can be defeated by standing still and shooting

[versed terrace]

Grinded 8-4 out for drake

[woven marsh]

Drops Maya sometimes

[versed terrace]

8-4 is great

[arctic hawk]

Fine, I'll see if my shitty fleet can solo it.

[woven marsh]

Best map for low level grind

[arctic hawk]

owait, it can.

That's how I got Maya.

kek

[woven marsh]

I still grind it half the time when I can't do 11-1 or 12-2

[versed terrace]

I need a 1:1 fleet for 9-4

[arctic hawk]

Make it a carrier flag.

Fuck those fidget spinning cunts.

[woven marsh]

Barrage BB: DPS Vanguard

And for Boss

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

See. Carrier.

[woven marsh]

Fuck those fidget spinning cunts

[versed terrace]

Formis still only 110

[woven marsh]

Well

That's how you level her

Boss fleet in 9-4

cmon you're already overleveling the damn stage

[versed terrace]

Need to lvl up ranger and hermes and langley

[woven marsh]

Plus formi shits over the moving targets

[versed terrace]

Easy grind for georgia

[woven marsh]

hermes

is kinda

not USS

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

I used Casablanca

[versed terrace]

Lmaooooo

I forgot

[woven marsh]

Or any Cheap meme CV will work

Hell, even Long Island

[arctic hawk]

Grind so much EXP with the HMS, the USS PR ships get exp.

[jagged tendon]

Hermes is from Yugioh faction

[woven marsh]

Quick takeoff meme

[arctic hawk]

This joke brought to you by the history gang.

[woven marsh]

Hermes vs Hiryuu

D-d-d-d-d-uel

[versed terrace]

Long island it is

[woven marsh]

hehe

PANTSU

[versed terrace]

PATY SHIYO

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

Black pantsu.

:v

[woven marsh]

loudest thing in the universe

[jagged tendon]

Hiryuu wins

[woven marsh]

Hermes is about to win

and then Hiryuu is like

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

Final Counter

and also spawns a Chungus

[jagged tendon]

||Hiryuu also has a bat||

[versed terrace]

Long island carried me through the beginning

[woven marsh]

Pokemon would be fun if you could just

Bat the person you're dueling

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

I seriously want an anime that shits on card/monster games

[arctic hawk]

"Go, Pikachu. Use Thunder on the trainer."

[jagged tendon]

Pokemon gun when gamefreak

[woven marsh]

Pikachu is pikadone with your shit

[kind heart]

Final counter is such a big middle finger.
In addition to that extra airstrike, she can also launch another one if her last airstrike was before final counter proc.

[arctic hawk]

I mean, there's a digimon that's literally a revolver with arms and legs.

And a cowboy had.

Forgot his name, though.

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

IT'S HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH NOON

no wait

wrong pokemon

[woven marsh]

Final Counter has 2 states

1. Your vanguard is dead, it procs, your Main now has to face 10 bajillion torps

2. Your Vanguard is alive and Hiryuu begs for mercy

[arctic hawk]

Deputymon

Ok, so

[kind heart]

[jagged tendon]

Normal and Meta

[woven marsh]

3. Warspite Despacitos the b*tch

[arctic hawk]

And his big brother

Gundramon

[woven marsh]

Average American 2077

[jagged tendon]

The most murican digimon ever

[woven marsh]

Imagine having your country known for something that's not guns

[arctic hawk]

vodka

[jagged tendon]

Wine I guess for mine

[woven marsh]

wie?

no wait

how do you say it

Oie

oui

Fuck

how do you French

Yes yes baguette

[jagged tendon]

What

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

Ah, yes. The most french word. "Fuck".

[woven marsh]

It's universal

[arctic hawk]

le fuck

[woven marsh]

SanRui wins

[leaden arrow]

They'd spell it as fuque in French orthography

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

Thanks for the laugh.

[woven marsh]

orthography doesn't sound like a real word

Despite there being a Russian word that sounds the same

cos we stole it

[jagged tendon]

french music starts to play

[woven marsh]

idk man like

[arctic hawk]

Played on 2 baguettes imitating a violin.

[woven marsh]

Fucking Romania is at least known for Vampires

And stealing horses, but VAMPIRES

[jagged tendon]

And gypsies

[woven marsh]

I already mentioned stealing horses man

[arctic hawk]

That's what the stealing bit was about.

[jagged tendon]

Ah fuck, you're right

[leaden arrow]

My country is literally known as Mexico of Asia

[arctic hawk]

Kroto may be a rambling slav, but he knows his shit.

[woven marsh]

so, Phillipines?

[leaden arrow]

yes

lol

[arctic hawk]

Philipines?

[leaden arrow]

Yeah

[arctic hawk]

Mexican asians.

[leaden arrow]

Republic of Cringe, Fake Asia, etc.

[kind heart]

I don't get it, why?

[woven marsh]

Tbf like

[leaden arrow]

Ex-Spanish colony

ruled from Mexico

[woven marsh]

EN server is like Half brazil, half filipino and half indo

[arctic hawk]

Gripppie, how does it feel not being known as "Dumbfuckistan"?

[kind heart]

[leaden arrow]

Also, lots of us are in the US

[woven marsh]

Don't question my maths

[leaden arrow]

Feels great I guess

[arctic hawk]

Good mans.

[woven marsh]

Ex-US colony

[leaden arrow]

That too

[jagged tendon]

Ex-Japan puppet

[leaden arrow]

It's why we know English

and its an official language here

[woven marsh]

tfw Filipinos know English better than English speakers

[leaden arrow]

70% of the signs here are in English too for some reason

[woven marsh]

that's a recurring theme here tbh

So that you're easier to invade a second time

[leaden arrow]

We're literally an ex-Spanish colony trying to be America 2.0

[kind heart]

my country has 22 official languages

[jagged tendon]

The alphabet has 24 letters right?

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Babylon?

[woven marsh]

Which alphabet

[jagged tendon]

Roman

[versed terrace]

Pr fleet

[woven marsh]

[jagged tendon]

Or latin

[leaden arrow]

Funny thing is that we support universal health care, even if it's broken

[woven marsh]

the what

[arctic hawk]

Hawaiian alphabet be like "12 is the best I can do."

[versed terrace]

I need more backliners

[jagged tendon]

Or what the fuck its called

[woven marsh]

bruh

[jagged tendon]

The english one

[woven marsh]

English?

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

BRUH HOW HARD WAS IT

26

[kind heart]

with a dash of DR

[jagged tendon]

Tfw we only have 23 official letters

[leaden arrow]

India

[woven marsh]

European Languages use Latin Aphabet, but most of them have extras

like é or ü

[arctic hawk]

laughs in 32 letter alphabet

[woven marsh]

33

You can't even pronounce 2 of them

[leaden arrow]

Laughs in 25 (I think)

[arctic hawk]

kek

[versed terrace]

I can do a partial rainbow fleet lol

[leaden arrow]

we don't use accents in our letters even though they're required

[woven marsh]

hence the infamous ъуъ

[leaden arrow]

byb

[woven marsh]

My brain hurts

[arctic hawk]

thewhat

[woven marsh]

cos you can't read ъ or ь

but my brain is like

DEW IT

[arctic hawk]

byb

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

ъьъ

[arctic hawk]

bbb

[woven marsh]

they literally can't be pronounced

[kind heart]

ъьъ

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

Like how "the" can't be translated into most languages by its own.

[woven marsh]

We just call them "soft sign" and "hard sign"

[versed terrace]

Wus going on

[kind heart]

Russian language studies

[arctic hawk]

Language inconsistiencies.

[versed terrace]

Ah

[woven marsh]

ЪуЪ is going on

[arctic hawk]

Sorry.

[versed terrace]

Russian

[woven marsh]

Imagine saying like

[arctic hawk]

LINGVISTICAL inconsistiencies.

[woven marsh]

'u'

where the ' is the glottal stop

[versed terrace]

Rainbow fleet

[woven marsh]

that's what my mind tries to do

[versed terrace]

Need both mommas

[arctic hawk]

Wouldn't that be just a very short [i] sound?

[woven marsh]

no

it doesn't make a sound at all

[kind heart]

I don't have Drake, but I have rainbow doggo

[woven marsh]

ь makes a sound before it soft

ъ makes it like

ffs

It's like trying to explain "the"

really

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

See?

[leaden arrow]

Do I need to master that thing when learning Russian

[jagged tendon]

The fuck is the purpose then

[woven marsh]

Da

[arctic hawk]

"the" and "le"||honorable mention "la"|| have no reason to exist.

[woven marsh]

Okay so like

[arctic hawk]

Basically, fuck french.

[leaden arrow]

It makes it sound better

[woven marsh]

There is a word Подъезд

[leaden arrow]

We sort of have something like that in Filipino

[jagged tendon]

We have à but at least it makes a sound

[woven marsh]

It sounds like Podyezd

[arctic hawk]

How to have a stroke in 7 easy steps:

[leaden arrow]

yung is something like the

[woven marsh]

but if you remove ъ

it sounds like podezd

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

you'd think it makes the y sound

BUT IT HAS NO SOUND

[leaden arrow]

lol so it's like those silent letters

[arctic hawk]

English teacher be like "Translate the"

[woven marsh]

Silent letters are at least made out of letters that can be pronounced

[kind heart]

Teach us Russian kroto senpai

[woven marsh]

not fucking ъ

[arctic hawk]

And here we have a man who's had enough shit from his own mother tongue.

[leaden arrow]

i don't get the point of it tbh lol

letter with no sound

[arctic hawk]

Ever watch The Immitation Game?

[leaden arrow]

nope

[woven marsh]

Awful movie

Trash historical accuracy

[arctic hawk]

Do it, you'll understand why Kroto's having an aneurysm right now.

[woven marsh]

Incosistencies everywhere

also be ready to have a stroke

АБВГДЕЁЖЗИЙКЛМНОПРСТУФХЦЧШЩЪЫЬЭЮЯ

[leaden arrow]

full russian cyrillic alphabet?

[woven marsh]

Most of the letters that look like English letters don't sound like english letters

P is R

В is V

[arctic hawk]

This is known, yes.

[leaden arrow]

What's Ф

[woven marsh]

You're Romanian

[jagged tendon]

Procceds to put all 4

[woven marsh]

shut up

[woven marsh]

F

[arctic hawk]

And you're russian.

[leaden arrow]

Oh

[arctic hawk]

What's the point you're trying to make, again?