#lexington-general
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Let him sleep, it's almost 8 am for'im.
You only have power over me cuz nitro
As soon as it expires, I will no longer fear you
I'll take that bet.
i didnt fear you before you got nitro
I wasn't as vocal back then.
NANI ? HORNI TIME !?
No, no.
KANEKO NO
No horni time.

Wait
Horn-Y time.

I see you.
BAD

geese like me
Bad

btw is this from a trailer or something?
me when I see senpoi being horni
for the game
Senpoi ur going back to jail

Hey, hey. No full auto in the building.


lmao @arctic hawk
we got u senpop

"That's not full auto, this is"
brrrrrrrrt
Wanna know a secret? Dogs are horny too.
https://tenor.com/view/doug-walker-nostalgia-critic-clapping-clap-congratulations-gif-17707777 here's one of my favorites @arctic hawk
time to go cells at work
Buncha' doggos surrounding that puss
no
you're not allowed to say that
its gud
senpoi shush ur in horni jail

I hereby decree that Senpoi is no longer in horni jail.
woman
you don't have the authority
By the power vested in me by the state of Vegas.
Which should tell you something because I don't even live in the US of A.
the hornis v. the non hornis
I think the only authority granted by the city of Las Vegas is the right to wed someone in 15 minutes
Jotaro you bitch
||ah yes, bless me being a nuclear sub||
My bullshit powers outrank your bullshit powers.
just found god in the wild @arctic hawk
600 meters of water can't save you
I will bullshit you
Is that a promise? 🤨
Kroto forgive me for what I have to do.
POG

that gif didnt load
oof
senppoi ur still in jail
opinion on gif @verbal talon
nah kneee, but I am a non combatant, that's illegal 
hey jack wanna see magic trick
Is 🐌 reacting exclusively through stock photos?
You're a nuclear sub, you by definition are a combatant
It's him.
It's him!
The guy whose name I never remembered, despite having been on TED talk.
He has a name?
he's Hungarian you're excused
Arab stock photos are wild
memes but funny
just becoming?
#461381136661217283 is a den of unfunny
90% reposts, 9% unfunny memes that aren't reposts and 1% stuff out of #al-art
the final straw for me muting memes was actually something sad
and even though it had a reaction of an AA gun, it wasnt funny
it was quite sad
memes be like
but I'm in international water 
"no politics"
Nero, I'm sad...
memes users be like
iMuted #461381136661217283 because all they did were those shitty
TEXT
animated gif
format memes.
"let's post thinly veiled political rants"
Jack, I...
when the fuck was there a torpedo in Korra

imagine going into the shipgirl server
runs away
Did that actually happen in #461381136661217283 ?
Korra's hot
several times
Fahkin' hell.
I mean, I hate SJWs too, but only bring it up when relevant crap is being posted.
I hate annoying people too
but hey, I don't post politics in the shipgirls server
if it's not political rants, then #461381136661217283 posts are like "hood vs german boi" esque posts straight out of the worst dens of reddit
One example: There's this game called Paladins. Poor Man's Overwatch, you could say. There was a character called Furia. Her base skin was a plate-mail chick with exposed thighs because gotta milk that sex appeal.
Some dickless pricks complained about dem thighs, and the devs covered them up.
On the same day she was released.
this is good meme tho
my response would be
"why die over that hill"
you may have ruined the mood of many people
Ido people die over anthills
but hey at least people know you don't like dem thighs
meanwhile I go
"AL is a shit game"
"yes"
Wait
"I still like it though"
Isn't Paladins legit just a ripoff of Overwatch?
define ripoff
right
It has a Play of The Game screen.
And Androxus kinda' looks like Reaper, but plays nothing like him.
Rip-off.
man explaining age of empires to someone who played clash of clans
was quite something
their mind was blown when I told them that you have to build a new base every game
The hell is clash of clans
Don't care now.
probably microtransaction hell
keep RTS to PCs.
ikr
And consoles, sometimes.
I tried playing Red Alert 3 on Xbox
worst mistake of my fucking life
try playing an RTS with a joystick
Saw a friend play Starcraft on PS1 once.
like holy shit
It was...something.
I did a challenge game once
complete an age of mythology stage with an xbox controller
I won in th eend
but building walls sucked
But at what cost
not in age of mythology 
go to sleep
The Litany of Litany's Litany.
the real space marine chapter
Actual Battlebarge name in Warhammer 40k canon.
ANGRY MARINES aren't canon, sadly.
F
But they do have 2 canon counterparts.
Black Templars
and Minotaurs.
Black Templars are the closest canon will ever get to ANGRY MARINES.
They prefer melee combat, they're seriously pissed-off, and they will dominate with sheer numbers.
have fun with that
But not really, because I can't dream lucidly on command.
It just happens.
Though it's fun taking control of your dreams.
Anyway




sauce?
I assume its slow ahead ep 2 since I watched the first and this aint in it
i just found the gif somewhere else on discord
it is
i think it was also in one of the PVs
eugen patting laffey
Kimi no na wa is hella 
Ep2 is out on bluray
a bundle with the first volume of the manga
huh
just finished "Your name"
Got some hot stuff from CN
War archives adjustments
After the next maintenance, in order to allow commanders to better experience the levels and plots of previous events, the "Combat File" will be adjusted as follows:
📜[Archive Key] The number of receivables per day is adjusted from 2 to →4, and the maximum holding limit of [Archive Key] is adjusted from 30 to →60;
※After the update, the number of [Archive Keys] will automatically be converted to the number of [Archive Keys] remaining before the commander update × 2;
📜【File Key】The usage method is changed. Every time you consume 1 copy of 【File Key】, you can unlock the designated level of any activity in the file. The unlocking period is from entering the sea to successfully defeating the enemy flagship in the level. Removed the 15-minute usage limit of [Archive Key];
※If you retreat in the sea area or return automatically after the checkpoint time limit, the [File Key] will not be returned;
Crimson Echoes being archived
Probs
knowing Translate and how often chinese translations are kinda vague, probably
could easily be "in a future maintenance" rather than "next maintenance"
or yesterday*
but then we're still missing Iris and ISSS archives


https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/Fubuki
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/Shirakami_Fubuki
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/Fubuki/Quotes
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/Fubuki/Gallery
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/Fubuki/History
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/Shirakami_Fubuki/Quotes
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/Shirakami_Fubuki/Gallery
Lmao
Yostar heard me
I mean, it kinda reduces your attempts
Before you could do 3 in those 15 mins
But timers suck
Chungus time #1
lol
Portland is MVP for me used the heck out of her and still using her for this grind and another one
My shinano and corgi are missing a lot in chungus fights today, gear is the same as yesterday tho 
What the percentage drop for akagi and kaga 0.2
0.75
Damn. That Justagraam post is savage
Not only they made fun of Izumo
Only PRs replied


Btw kroto odin bullied long Island
Does smaland have radar?
Yes
I'm in danger
Run away

whatever happens to the enemy team 
any full hp BB is good damage pinata, unless it's a secondary BB or you pepega'd
nice trade tho
When I banzai him I've 3k hp, he's secondary guns killed me before my torpedoes got him
Me (an Atlanta) with a teammate Akizuki bullying a lone Tirpitz some days ago 
yeah, more damage percentage

Ma, I am a unicum 
This video is now stuck in my head

based unicum
now teach us how to not be pepega

Sandy = meme
Yes 
It doesn’t tho
I don't have time to farm medals today
oooo, this is why I see so many pink players lately
Tbf the system is bullshit
Some idiot friendly DD rams you
And YOU are the one who gets a penalty
it penalizes the one that rams at higher speed
so if I am driving in a Massa at 17kts, then gets rammed by a Maas at 10kts, then I'll be the one who gets penalized
but both of you will pay each other for the damage tho lmao
yeah

That’s the first thing that usually happens
like when you're sitting in a smoke as a DD, then gets rammed out of it by a pepega BB player
that's just rage inducing
MAKE WAY FOR THE QUEEN
that's just a dicc move, esp when said DD gets killed because of it
I’m not a good player by a long shot
massive F
But jesus
How are people more Pepega than I am?
You ever get friendly torped in your own smoke?
So the cat missions is a long ass scam 😭
I have, yeah
I got torped when trying to run away, even
that one time when I mandhandle 2 BBs while getting torped by a friendly Atago
god, why are so many Atago players pepega
EVERY SINGLE TIME, they just.........commit brain seizure
does anyone in a guild that have a free slot? I just came back to the game and wanting to join one 
either they did nothing and die, or they backstabbed their teammates (torped) and die
Which server if lex i think so Nero has some space
lex of course :3 that's why I'm asking here
Then @woven marsh you can help better
in case it's needed, I have some friends who's recruiting, I can ask them if they still have any slots open
you are pink 
https://streamable.com/bkbbhe here ya ho
Sure if you want
@edgy nebula free time ?
go*

hm?
XD
what you need?
Breh, I am not pink you Tsunyooki 
Nothing was asking if you got free to chat here
Oh, Maxy you got him alr ?
I just came back during the last day of inverted event and I grinded my ass off for 10k points :3
I cant schleep
thanks @woven marsh

I have lost 2kg somehow
By eating a lot

I am now 70kg only
And tall

Trust the 🇨🇳 to do maths for you
Breadstick







JACK HELP



Catch him!
Cant touch this
Stop right there

at first the censors are like "Okay, censoring in progress"
then the censors just turns "Okay, screw censoring, we're going in for a ride"

it's an ecchi that is just softcore H without "that" stuff
I watch “that” stuff not too much
try it
It looks painful

anyone need chungus hëlp? I got one attempt left
To Love Ru is a fun watch
what ? to love ru ?
Yeah
Ofc you do



JAAAAACK


ofc, I am a Nuclear Sub


Wots 29 C in F?

like 84
69% Humidity
Well thats just people feelings
when it rains, it just drops even further
Weather its hot or cold
Wether 


it's cold, why ? because I only wear boxers and thin shirt at night

and my fan makes it even colder
I don't like AC ngl



U wot
Kitakaze dev20 
24c, guess no rain tonight
gimme dat snow
Is that London?
I can't stand heat, but I can stand cold
I'm the opposite
fun fact, I wear jacket or sweater even when it's sunny
for some reason I thought you lived in UK 

I used to 
Oh

❤️
Oh yeah, do you bath with cold or warm water then ?
Warmer than the temperature outside

Ngl that ALS Bucket thing was underwhelming

I thought they were supposed to pour cold water
And not room temp water

🔥

I like how ONLY PRs replied
Woaaaah
I'm surprised one went through
btw this trend started just now
the hashtag reads "these are huge breasts"

same
Hope it goes on trending
ZOWIE, THAT WAS CLOSE
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Fire_Fist_ASCE
Discord: https://discord.gg/drwfU2yYmR
I hate how well this fits
SEGA: Hey, we need ideas for a new protagonist for the Yakuza series.
Also SEGA: Hey, what about that crazy american who makes people uncomfortable live on TV?(internet(?))
the enemies are only lvl 52-53, easier than w6 
A well equipped Spoot and Sandy can solo most HM
I feel shooting those 🦊 
You're actually shooting a rabbit in 3-4.
A rabbit who is very pissed-off next time you see her

@arctic hawk level 59 close to 60 and will face rabit again
Noice
100 percent sure i am going to get wrecked
Bonfire lit
You'll be able to beat
at levels 1-10
morning
Afternoon
morning
Afternoon
morning
Afternoon
Afterafternoonbutnotquiteeveningyet
iStill got light outside.
Igot clouds

Chungus unlocked after clearing chapter 1 of opsiren right?
My desk looks so fucky rn

Answered.
I see
Cropped SLC moment
I was assuming he'd get a few more levels in by the time he unlocks 
@woven marsh you repair stuff nice

Your San Diego is in for a ride.
Keep her in middle right
I wouldn't use OPSiren to level up ships.
When a level 102 fleet gives ~200 experience
Going to do 5-1
I used Google Translate for this one
I meant the transliteration from cyrillic, not exactly cyrillic
idk I just messed with Google Translate lol
Г is G
You can rarely pronounce it as H in Russian
I guess some slavic languages read it as a H
Idk
I see
Ukrainian uses the actual letter H iirc
When the new member causes a civil war
"""""""secretly""""""
Everyone could easily sleep in Shinano's floof, Shinano herself included 
I have a hot take
sleeping in floof would itch a lot
Commander sleeping in a roll made of floof, the thicc owner of that floof, two lolis and a flat girl with holy legs
may also invite Bremmy to join
Hey.
it would itch so much
depends on the quality of floof
is quality of floof dependant on rarity
Means the first one's up.
im not sure
All possible options would simultaneously calm and spark their yandere senses
nahhhh pillows aren't the same
Peeps just wanna shove their heads between tits and have a fluffy cover.
then just get any booba woman and a blanket
see the floof is great because its multifunctional\
Spoiler: That's kinda' uncomfortable for the girl.
*uncomfortable 
Ah yes uncomortable
@small grail @arctic hawk too scared to use Akagi floof

maybe Kaga will be better
im planning to use shou/zui for my ijn fleet
Inb4 Shinano hides her floof and you get her and Champ on your sides, the lolis sleeping over the three of you like cats
NO SUCH THING 
grabs Formidable and scoots away
HEY
i would literally cover myself in a 2-foot thick layer of floof if i could
it would be so warm
and comfy
Just gonna grab Tosa and get exclusive floof
see i would but i had to stop playing for like 6 months cause my phone is shit and i needed a new one
so i missed a lot of events
@arctic hawk you better not take the rest of the Illustrious-class
Just remind your floofs to wash themselves properly to keep the mofumofu
Nah, I only care about the long silver-haired red-eyed cutie.
yessir
Belfast?
Illustrious
Belfast's seem bigger.
Belfast is in the board of directors of Booba Inc.
but Illustrious has all the boob gags
CEO of booba not being Cowshino, heresy
How many board of directors does Booba have
Kashino is the promising new executive in Booba Inc.
she has a bright future in the corporation
I'm sure I'm one of them because interests
The shrine maidens could do that if she falls asleep
Yes

true
Queen Lizzie as a goof.
Just so she can be dunked on every now and then.
Someone representing the booba destroyers...
QE inventing a slur against busty women is my favorite thing out of Queens' Orders
lol
She what
Greenville
cow tits @arctic hawk
Or Foxhound, for DDs
Ye, but that's not a slur invented by her.
you know I'm joking
Big tid have been called "cows" in Great Niponn for ages.
who
"I want this trio of cow-titted sisters gone from my sight"
while slapping Victorious's boobs


we need to continue the booba inc worldbuilding
I nominate Sirius to the board of directors
We need to buy subsidiaries
Thighs Inc.
I nominate Dido to the Board of Directors
The limited choice in booba subs
Thighs Inc.
Surc?
Surcouf, U47 or I19
Surcouf and U-47
Most Booba also fit in Thighs Inc., though.
inb4 we debate about U-47 again
I vote for Surcouf
I-19 iS a TeEn
i looked away for 10 minutes
just 10 minutes
yes
what just happened
I made the chat better
We're forming a company
Less than 10 minutes.
not even 10 minutes, seven
Notha debate, Battleboobas
im not complaining
i'm just in amazement at the fact that this chat can spiral so quickly
Friendship with Boobs vs Thighs over, now Boobs and Thighs is my new best friend.
geee a discord chat changing topics
from "kind of reasonable" to "booba inc"
Booba Inc.
...i am interested though
Cool.
a matter of utmost importance
tfw I never actually played AoE before
buti
play it
i wanna talk about tits and thighs too
it's fun if you like RTS
too late :(((((((((( @small grail
now we won't ever talk about it again
nooooooooo
I just know there's a cheat in there that gives you a police car which launches rocks from its car doors.
@arctic hawk you play RTS though?
Everyone talking about tits n thighs but not booty (Azuma is the director of that one)
Booty Inc. is the other subsidiary
I played Warcraft 3 before Activision ruined it.

I also played all Starcraft games.
same
I suck at them, but I enjoyed the stories.
Played a bit with some schoolmates but at that time i was also quite heavily into Civ
who called in the fleet
HotS is satisfying if you really really hate Mengsk
And Legacy of the Void is fine.(except the ending, fuck that ending)
Though I did enjoy The Spear of Adun more than The Hyperion.
Something about using a miniature sun as your engine.
THE ONE PROTOSS THAT DIDN'T WANT TO SEVER FROM THE KHALA GOT POSSESSED BY AMON?
And also, free orbital strikes.
Imagine starting all your missions with 12 pylons at the ready.

I never liked the Khala as a concept.
only thing I kinda liked



































