#lexington-general

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woven marsh
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I have been busy. Mostly cause we have a lot of applications MutsukiHyperStare

woven marsh
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I have an army of armed YorkHeads

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You seem to have a lot of mods

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why do you need more

leaden arrow
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lol when I saw this I thought "wait we can do missions while out of game" for some reason

jagged tendon
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ahaha

leaden arrow
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I misunderstood and had to re-read the tweets

woven marsh
rough turret
woven marsh
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Notifications, fleet lock, the other fleet lock and Boss tab

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the best changes

rough turret
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Also we need more lil mods so we can slack off

woven marsh
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Red men be like

arctic hawk
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Mhm

woven marsh
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speaking of, since the patch notes have been released

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PANIK TIME

arctic hawk
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Man, just open the mail and pull with those.

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I hope one of em will moderate the club general chats PortDoll

arctic hawk
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You'll get Weser in like the 3rd pull, tops.

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Will save me time

woven marsh
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We don't need no moderation!

arctic hawk
leaden arrow
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From what I've heard others say, Lex-gen is the most acive.

rough turret
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@woven marsh You are proof that we do

woven marsh
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no u

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It is

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I think

narrow compass
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Noice.

rough turret
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Actually

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I am not sure

woven marsh
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If I break the rules, and no mod is around to hear me

arctic hawk
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Oh?

rough turret
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Avrora general is AK central

arctic hawk
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We got contenders?

small grail
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the great question of philosophy

jagged tendon
woven marsh
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Did I really break the rules?

rough turret
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U are right Kroto

woven marsh
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Yes, Breadman

rough turret
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better wanr you right now

small grail
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to be sure

arctic hawk
woven marsh
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I already have a few for just existing I think

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I once reacted with a snail

arctic hawk
woven marsh
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probably got warned

arctic hawk
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Only ๐ŸŒ is allowed to react with ๐ŸŒ

narrow compass
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Raion for mods please.

rough turret
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Who

arctic hawk
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Arrest those men!

jagged tendon
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New snail MutsukiHyperStare

woven marsh
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ban for illegal snails MutsukiHyperStare

arctic hawk
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Wait, where'd you get that worry snail?

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Gimme.

rough turret
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Just steal it

arctic hawk
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Post it, then.

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React's too smol.

rough turret
arctic hawk
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Cheers

woven marsh
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Nero stole so much shit

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Can he get a bonk?

arctic hawk
rough turret
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If you want more. Most of em are from the worry server.

visual mountain
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A worry server.

woven marsh
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Imagine having Nitro

arctic hawk
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Fuck me.

rough turret
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And there is like.... 10 more servers

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from that one

woven marsh
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No thanks

arctic hawk
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Too many worries

narrow compass
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@serene wind for mods please ...

woven marsh
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I still want the bread man here

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I need the NanoPray

rough turret
narrow compass
woven marsh
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What happens if I block the red man MutsukiHyperStare

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Nothing

brisk plaza
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So even i get warned i suppose or have been a lot by varia ๐Ÿ˜‚

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You dont see his messages

woven marsh
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Aw, red man not replying

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But you wont get heads up about the NeonBlobHammer

rough turret
jagged tendon
woven marsh
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I already muted every other channel

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Including the one that shall not be named

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I saved a lot of brain cells

narrow compass
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GpH

jagged tendon
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Vlademort channel MutsukiHyperStare

woven marsh
woven marsh
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Ah yes Vla, he's now a vampire too

leaden arrow
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I managed to stay clean in ALO for some reason

woven marsh
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That you know of

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dunno my magic but I have been clean in all servers I've been to

woven marsh
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lmao

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Hi guys. I also just wanted to let you guys know AL is still doing really well in my book. Shinano event is lit. Please keep it up. Thanks. SandyDab SandyDab SandyDab

woven marsh
jagged tendon
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@woven marsh @leaden arrow @jagged tendon GrafBonk

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no u

leaden arrow
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We are not hornt

narrow compass
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nou

woven marsh
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Nay thee

narrow compass
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nah knee

woven marsh
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9 2

leaden arrow
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I want to post my wallpaper but it could get me banned from here so I'll describe it

woven marsh
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Is it lood?

leaden arrow
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It's U-81, U-47, and U-556 on the beach

woven marsh
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Red man is gone, post lood wallpaper

leaden arrow
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their swimsuit is lewd as fuck

small grail
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did I hear

leaden arrow
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I think 556 is wearing her regular outfit without the coat

small grail
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swimsuits

woven marsh
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Also fucking clyde probably won't let you

small grail
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alright im ditching class to hear this

woven marsh
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I can't even send a normal, in-game Cowshino here

leaden arrow
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Exactly why I'm describing it u556Wave

small grail
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you have my attention

woven marsh
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yes, those three

rough turret
woven marsh
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47 is not lood

small grail
woven marsh
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oh, they're also lying on the ground

arctic hawk
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I go away for 2 minutes and come back to mod promotion, Shinano event(what?) and Kroto being Kroto.

woven marsh
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Just look at this

small grail
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im looking

woven marsh
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This is the cutest chibi in game

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Fight me

small grail
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...

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stand by

arctic hawk
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Just another day on Lex-Gen, I guess

woven marsh
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Lex-Degen

arctic hawk
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Sure.

small grail
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i gotta finish this stage so i can check my dorm for chibis

arctic hawk
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Seattle christmas chibi cutest chibi.

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When you pick up the coins she finds DorkHeart

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If you search for U-81, U-47, and U-556 together on that certain image site, you'll find my wallpaper

arctic hawk
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wow

small grail
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found the thing

arctic hawk
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: )

small grail
leaden arrow
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@small grail exact match?

small grail
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oh no i meant i found a good chibi

leaden arrow
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kek

arctic hawk
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All chibis are good chibis.

small grail
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ofc

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Some are gooder than others.

woven marsh
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cute, but I still think U47 is cuter

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Probably cos it's just

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I can't describe it, sorry

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Best chibi is Z46

jagged tendon
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Ok, Kroto, we get it. You have a goth fetish.

woven marsh
small grail
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no it ain't SaraSmile

woven marsh
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but I do like certain elements

small grail
arctic hawk
woven marsh
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best chibi?

woven marsh
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My last 3 brain cells

rough turret
woven marsh
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Oh no, Varia is a lolicon

small grail
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are you about to throw your own chibi into the ring

woven marsh
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Sure

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says the submarine lover

woven marsh
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:v

arctic hawk
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Have you SEEN U-47

small grail
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metaphorically

rough turret
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I have you lolicon

woven marsh
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How is she a loli

leaden arrow
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How is she not? NagaThonk

woven marsh
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I am calling Jack

arctic hawk
woven marsh
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@verbal talon I am being assaulted

leaden arrow
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U-47 has tiddies though

woven marsh
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By red man

small grail
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i'm not sure how i feel about chibi cockfighting ring

arctic hawk
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Which one's U-47, again?

small grail
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on one hand it would be adorable, on the other hand i dont want to see them get hurt

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/wiki u-47

leaden arrow
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Ah.

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Pre-teen.

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Almost-loli.

woven marsh
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big tiddy goth gf one

small grail
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yeah I'd call u-47 not loli but very near the border

woven marsh
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Like FdG, but a sub

rough turret
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the only submarine that isn't a loli is Surcouf

arctic hawk
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So, you do have a goth fetish.

small grail
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gottem

rough turret
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Tho Surcouf is a 10/10

small grail
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deploy the bonks

rough turret
woven marsh
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Surcouf, U-47 and I-19 aren't lolis imo

small grail
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I-19 is def a loli

rough turret
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No shit surcouf aint a loli lmfao

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Surcouf is hot af

jagged tendon
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especially swimsuit

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the rest are tho

woven marsh
arctic hawk
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Swimsuits are meh-tier.

woven marsh
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Ironic, coming from Albabi

jagged tendon
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U47 and Surcouf are teens, I-19 is oppai loli (teen on pijama skin)

arctic hawk
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If she can't pull off looking cute/hot/sexy/whatever in an outfit, she's not gonna do better with 99% of her skin out.

small grail
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this man speaks the truth

rough turret
woven marsh
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eh, skins

arctic hawk
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I-19 is definitely a loli.

rough turret
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Its still her tho

woven marsh
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like how Belfast is absolutely flat in the new skin

arctic hawk
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Just has oppai.

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Not that uncommon.

small grail
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I-19 is totally a loli

rough turret
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Fuck kind of logic is that Kriti

arctic hawk
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Kriti.

woven marsh
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Kriti

jagged tendon
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She looks older in the pijama skin HoodSip

small grail
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skins always skew things a bit, intentionally or otherwise

rough turret
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Does she tho

jagged tendon
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Yes

neat flicker
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woven marsh
arctic hawk
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Looks like a teen during the first years

woven marsh
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Hi I am Kriti

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Kity Max

arctic hawk
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Hello, Kriti.

woven marsh
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nice to meet you Niri

arctic hawk
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Nira*

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Get it right.

rough turret
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Kroto. May i ask

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Ever heard of oppai

woven marsh
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wait I am not Kroto

arctic hawk
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Short exchange.

rough turret
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Too late you replied

small grail
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f

rough turret
arctic hawk
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Lisn here.

woven marsh
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I didn't

neat flicker
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Welp

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today has been a good day

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Kroto is a lolicon

woven marsh
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Ah yes

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and admited it

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A goth loving lolicon*

woven marsh
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His favourite loli

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FdG

neat flicker
rough turret
arctic hawk
woven marsh
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Reeeeeeee

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I hear it too

arctic hawk
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wheeze "Look at the top of his head"

neat flicker
rough turret
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Stop

arctic hawk
woven marsh
rough turret
kind heart
leaden arrow
neat flicker
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I'm too poor for Nitro

woven marsh
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Who needs nitro anyway

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I have N||er||o

leaden arrow
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Skins > Nitro

rough turret
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Okay so i just need to make sure Kriti kroto

arctic hawk
woven marsh
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Yes

leaden arrow
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Lexington server goddess: Salt Lake City

rough turret
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I-19 is not a loli

arctic hawk
leaden arrow
woven marsh
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that's a cropped SLC

rough turret
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and her skins do not count?

woven marsh
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I-19 is probably Oppai Loli/Borderline teen

rough turret
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But what about her skin

woven marsh
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U-47 is def a teen tho

arctic hawk
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I-19 is an oppai loli :l

rough turret
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I can somewhat see 47 as a teen. But not 19

jagged tendon
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If she's a loli, at least she's the good kind of loli WarPat

woven marsh
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I mean, what is your point?

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I am against lewding lolis

rough turret
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Idc about that.

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It just sounded like you said her skin "didn't count"

leaden arrow
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i like lewd lolis

rough turret
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Despite depicting her as a loli

woven marsh
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I am saying some skins are...weird

arctic hawk
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I'm against lewding in general.
Wholesome and/or funny > lood any day

woven marsh
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Case in point being Belfast and Hood

neat flicker
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Wait, 10$ to have nitro?

leaden arrow
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Yes

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a month

arctic hawk
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Or $5

leaden arrow
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expensive, tbh

neat flicker
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Too expensive

woven marsh
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5 one is only for emotes

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Nitro is a waste of money imo

leaden arrow
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$5 one if you don't need server boosting

arctic hawk
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Is that not enough? goose

rough turret
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But how does that affect if she is or isn't a loli. Some skins are weird sure. But this is just a intresting take

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is all

woven marsh
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Just use NQN BacheLaugh

jagged tendon
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hence why I am comparing her to belfast, who looks flat in her skin

rough turret
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what

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How does she look like a teen

woven marsh
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fuk, how does I-19 look like

rough turret
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How

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You don't know what she looks like now?

arctic hawk
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I-19 looks < 14

leaden arrow
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I don't know what's happening but I like it

rough turret
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Kroto. I love u man. But this is funny as shit

woven marsh
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/wiki i-19

leaden arrow
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fuck me.

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I'm dying

woven marsh
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I am looking at her right now

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I think she looks like a borderline teen

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that's it

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jesus

jagged tendon
rough turret
woven marsh
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why are we arguing

jagged tendon
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Botak sub

arctic hawk
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teen

woven marsh
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14 is a teen Omegalilwoo

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Kroto

leaden arrow
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Because lolis are worth arguing for I guess

rough turret
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Pls

arctic hawk
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She looks less than 14

rough turret
woven marsh
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13 is a teen Omegalilwoo

arctic hawk
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Kroto, are you taking the piss?

leaden arrow
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def not 12 though

rough turret
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Kroto going to jail

woven marsh
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Lolis are defined by body type

arctic hawk
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Ah, yes. The elusive 1000 year-old loli.

woven marsh
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Mutsuki is a literal 9 year old AND a loli

rough turret
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This is pin worthy material

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Forget SCL

leaden arrow
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Mutsuki is younger than 9

rough turret
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This is the shit

leaden arrow
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She looks 5

arctic hawk
woven marsh
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She is a pre-schooler

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Idk what's the age

rough turret
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Lowkey did until Kroto brought it back

arctic hawk
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Bull-shit.

woven marsh
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that discussion is pointless anyway

rough turret
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It's pointless

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but funny

arctic hawk
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Lolis exist to be protected

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unless you're cutec

rough turret
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But she isn't a loli. You said so yourself

leaden arrow
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My Kisaragi can defend herself

woven marsh
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then you abuse them in EX

leaden arrow
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top of the line weapons for lolis

woven marsh
kind heart
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Is Nimi a loli? ShimaStare

rough turret
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Lets ask kroto

leaden arrow
arctic hawk
jagged tendon
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||Petit milf||

woven marsh
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What if ||Varia|| is a loli?

leaden arrow
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If Nimi is a loli, then my loli fleet plan is 50% complete

rough turret
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If i was. You would be unable to tell

arctic hawk
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What if we're all a loli?

rough turret
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I might pass as a teen

jagged tendon
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All starters look like teens tbh, some are just thiccer and/or smarter than others

arctic hawk
woven marsh
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So, you're a loli OwariWOKE

rough turret
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Ok ok. I will stop bullying

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@woven marsh Korone_Pat

arctic hawk
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More like teasing, but ok.

woven marsh
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Guess I'll stop taking the piss as well

rough turret
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Bullying/teasing. Same thing here

arctic hawk
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Nah, mate.

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Bullying is like teasing with oppai.

rough turret
woven marsh
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Okay for real tho

rough turret
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Lmfao

arctic hawk
leaden arrow
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This shit is the best debate I've ever seen

arctic hawk
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You should see them when they have actual arguments.

rough turret
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Kroto brings me joy. Blessex

woven marsh
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I always like to fuck around with lol.....to joke around with the concept of lolis

kind heart
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because I know one guy who likes to argue about the loliness of Nagato

rough turret
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Kroto going to the court like "She a teen tho. I was goofing"

arctic hawk
# kind heart

Why does she look like she's about to swing an axe?

kind heart
woven marsh
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BFG division starts playing

woven marsh
arctic hawk
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Thought this debate was over.

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Guess not.

jagged tendon
kind heart
leaden arrow
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Oh Lord

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the granny

arctic hawk
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Is she is a loli

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and she is old

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then

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Mikasa is a loli

arctic hawk
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She's clearly a dragon maid.

neat flicker
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Red man, Mikasa is a loli

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My man here broke the mirror sea

leaden arrow
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He's ready to fuck the Sirens

arctic hawk
woven marsh
leaden arrow
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Damn, I gotta consult my lawyer for that

jagged tendon
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I dont remembee their names

arctic hawk
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Wouldn't Purifier be more to your taste?

woven marsh
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I only know Puri

woven marsh
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TB, but siren

jagged tendon
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She's...idk

woven marsh
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Assuming TB isn't siren

kind heart
arctic hawk
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TB is siren.

woven marsh
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but is she a loli

arctic hawk
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TB loli.

neat flicker
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I cleared 2 strongholds today in the morning, why they spawned again?

woven marsh
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is SLC a loli

arctic hawk
jagged tendon
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No

leaden arrow
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TB looks like a loli to me tbh

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same age as Nagato

frail bone
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i was out

woven marsh
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I thought they made strongholds 1 per week

arctic hawk
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SLC looks like a 19 year-old.

frail bone
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for sometime

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red man appeared

woven marsh
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Red man is gone

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I used confusion

arctic hawk
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Varia came, roasted Kriti, left.

jagged tendon
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1 per week? I cleared a new one and have another already

woven marsh
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poor Kriti

arctic hawk
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F in chat for Kriti

woven marsh
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I think he deleted his account

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๐Ÿ‡ซ

frail bone
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yo

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the new re zero ep

arctic hawk
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ho

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was 10/10

leaden arrow
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RIP, Kriti

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2021-2021

woven marsh
arctic hawk
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Scharnhorst is basically an F emote

arctic hawk
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He was too young.

woven marsh
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so

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a

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||Kinda' like a loli||

woven marsh
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loli

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?

frail bone
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||Ram beating the shit out of Garfiel was the best sceneBacheLaugh ||

woven marsh
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FAQ Nero

arctic hawk
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FAK me yourself, you coward.

woven marsh
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Give me your address

leaden arrow
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Can I join, too

cobalt wyvern
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wait wait

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CV update

woven marsh
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Typical snail

cobalt wyvern
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they getting actual lines now?

woven marsh
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๐ŸŒ

arctic hawk
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I don't like the name of that skin.

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"One night of the queen"

woven marsh
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no, you don't get it

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you're supposed to read them together

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One Night of the Queen Under Pleasure

arctic hawk
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That does not make it any better.

cobalt wyvern
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I thought it was supposed to rhyme with pressure

arctic hawk
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In fact, it makes it worse.

small grail
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i left for physics, what did i miss

small grail
arctic hawk
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Lolis.

woven marsh
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lolis

small grail
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lots of them apparently

woven marsh
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and not lolis as well

small grail
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and a sinistar reference

arctic hawk
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You also missed Kriti.

small grail
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which im surprised anyone even knows what that is anymore

arctic hawk
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We all miss Kriti.

woven marsh
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We all miss Kroti

leaden arrow
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and his funeral

arctic hawk
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ffs

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Nero

leaden arrow
arctic hawk
small grail
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i missed kriti's death

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sad

woven marsh
small grail
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saluted by a loli

brisk plaza
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What did i miss

small grail
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its how he'd want to go

brisk plaza
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Who is kriti ?

woven marsh
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He got roasted harder than I did by Weser

arctic hawk
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Seatlin' Kroto's jokes before his frozen russian fingers can type them.

woven marsh
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Some guy Varia brutally murdered

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Seatlin

small grail
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any relation to persons living or dead is purely coincidental

leaden arrow
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May our goddess SLC bless Kriti in the after life

arctic hawk
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Level 100 Varia vs level 50 Kriti

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That's how the mafia works.

woven marsh
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Based on a true story
any relation to persons living or dead is purely coincidental

arctic hawk
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this is cursed

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it's cropped

arctic hawk
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The crop makes it funnier

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But only if you know the OG story.

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Oh, yea. I forgot to read those Twitter posts.

woven marsh
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Twitter YorkBruh

arctic hawk
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Kroto keepin' me busy with his lolis.

woven marsh
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Kriti*

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Bless his dead soul

small grail
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well now im intrigued

cobalt wyvern
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new event: I sleep

small grail
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what exactly is the "og story"

cobalt wyvern
woven marsh
leaden arrow
arctic hawk
cobalt wyvern
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Book of KrotoMax

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Book of Horny

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Book of Snail

small grail
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i see

woven marsh
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  1. Thou shalt not pull a pink haired grill
arctic hawk
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Book of Chaos(as stated by @verbal talon )

cobalt wyvern
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Epistles of Nero

arctic hawk
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Nah, in Jack's eyes I'm Chaos Incarnate.

woven marsh
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I mean

cobalt wyvern
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Book of Moderators

woven marsh
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Ido is a sin of Greed

cobalt wyvern
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hey!

woven marsh
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Senpoi is a sin of Horny Lust

cobalt wyvern
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Kroto is sin of pride

woven marsh
leaden arrow
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Kroto 12:18 "And these cubes hath not birthed Honoka, for we have sinned against thy goddess"

cobalt wyvern
#

you're still Omegalilwoo over not being to 100% the collab

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prideful prideful

woven marsh
#

That's not pride

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that's just being sad

arctic hawk
#

Twitter has been read.

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All of it.

cobalt wyvern
#

still bad don't be sad :(

arctic hawk
#

Every single post.

woven marsh
#

If anything, Honoka was the proud one

arctic hawk
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I am die.

cobalt wyvern
#

Consult the Book of Twitter

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Twitter, chapter 32

woven marsh
#

Hi die

small grail
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if it makes you feel any better i missed like half the collab despite my efforts

arctic hawk
woven marsh
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Ido 20:20 Thou shalt not spend coin, for wasting coin brings you sadness

cobalt wyvern
#

Snail 1:1

"I willth get thy HMS women"

arctic hawk
#

Chaos 1:2

"Just try to get my HMS wahmen. I dare you."

cobalt wyvern
#

Snail hath stricken Nero

leaden arrow
#

Nero 21:21 "Formidable is our path to salvation, for she shall lead us to SLC"

small grail
#

yea, verily, what the hecking frick is going on

arctic hawk
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I will tie your snail eye stalks into a knot.

woven marsh
#

Kriti 1:3

"Are those wahmen lolis"?

cobalt wyvern
#

Kriti 1:4
"Yes"

arctic hawk
#

Varia 2:1
"I need a vacation..."

woven marsh
#

Kriti 1:6

"And so Red man was sent to the 9th circle of hell for not believing the prophet"

cobalt wyvern
#

Varia 1:3
"be not afraid"

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Varia 1:4
"Kroto was very afraid"

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"Red man! he hath uttered"

leaden arrow
#

inb4 red man sees us with our religion

arctic hawk
#

Why are we typing in bibble verses, again?

leaden arrow
#

Who wants to get crucified

cobalt wyvern
#

"for he hath come from red land to bring plague and famine upon this land!"

woven marsh
leaden arrow
woven marsh
#

imagine if some other mod comes here

cobalt wyvern
#

@arctic hawk funny

leaden arrow
arctic hawk
woven marsh
#

I hate that prideful prick so much

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I never kill him on sight

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I always find a new way to make him die in a long way

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not because he's bad or anything

arctic hawk
#

Went straight up to him and put 2 sawn-off shells through his ex-skull.

woven marsh
#

but because he is a dick

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nobody talks shit to me

#

I am def a sin of Pride

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best sin

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Trust me

arctic hawk
#

I ran a double-barrel gunslinger who hated furries.

#

That ended well for Caesar's boys.

woven marsh
#

Good

#

I always wanted to try a Legion playthrough

#

but

arctic hawk
#

"You belong on a cross."
"How about no."

woven marsh
#

it always ends on that one visit

arctic hawk
#

This reminds me of my 4 completed Skyrim runs.

woven marsh
#

Something like

arctic hawk
#

I sided with the Stormcloaks once.

kind heart
woven marsh
#

I won't kill you to spread the message

#

me:

arctic hawk
#

Every other run was with the Imperium.

woven marsh
#

oh but I will

arctic hawk
woven marsh
#

Stormcloaks are dumb

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They make you think they are the good guys

#

You even think that at first

arctic hawk
#

They really aren't.

woven marsh
#

Then you realise they are a plague

arctic hawk
#

They're misguided racists.

woven marsh
#

and also they weaken the empire

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Which can't fight against the pointy ear bastards

arctic hawk
#

But then again, you also kill the Emperor.

woven marsh
#

Isn't that Dark Brotherhood?

arctic hawk
#

Bloody Brotherhood questline.

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Yer.

woven marsh
#

I hate Skyrim's brotherhood

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I wipe it out

arctic hawk
#

I hate the fact that questline ends in infinite quests from the Mother.

jagged tendon
arctic hawk
#

On the one hand, awesome invincible horse.

woven marsh
#

Oblivion Dark Brotherhood quest was better than the storyline

arctic hawk
#

On the other, Mother never shuts the fuck up.

woven marsh
#

then there is Skyrim's

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I always murder that dumb woman whose name I never remember

arctic hawk
#

you wake up in a cabin
before you are 3 people with their hands tied behind their backs and black bags over their heads
I 180 while nooking an arrow and release as soon as my reticle finds the bitch's face

woven marsh
#

Astrid

arctic hawk
#

Good questline.

woven marsh
#

that's her name

arctic hawk
#

Astr-who

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Speaking of.

woven marsh
#

Astarrow in her face

#

This is actually immersion breaking imo

arctic hawk
#

I did a Brotherhood playthrough at one point just to remind myself why I hated it so much.

woven marsh
#

in Oblivion, Lachance comes to you when you sleep in a safe place

#

This dumb idiot just kidnaps you

#

middle of nowhere

#

like bruh

arctic hawk
#

Every single time they'd send me on a mission, I'd arrow that vampire kid in the face before leaving.

#

sneak 100

woven marsh
#

Must have been the wind

arctic hawk
#

Nah, she drops to 1 HP because 6x crit hit

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With a level 400+ bow.

woven marsh
#

Okay for real tho

arctic hawk
#

But since kids are essential, and she's also a quest giver, she just limps for a while.

woven marsh
#

How does she kidnap you

#

You're an all powerful literally godlike being

#

You slayed Alduin

#

You have multiple companions

arctic hawk
#

I sleep in my Daedric armor set.

woven marsh
#

Your armor weighs a ton and probably reflects even touching

#

and she what, kidnaps you?

#

God I hate that part

#

Oblivion one was better

arctic hawk
#

The Brotherhood works in mysterious ways.

woven marsh
#

Lucien was actually cool

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and had a fitting voice

arctic hawk
#

Wanna know who else I hate from Skyrim?

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Literally every single NPC in Riften.

woven marsh
#

Been to the cloud district?

arctic hawk
#

Whom I always arrow in the face while sneaking.

woven marsh
#

Y'know what

#

I don't like Skyrim tbh

arctic hawk
#

Level 400 sneaky boy with Auriel's bow and exploding arrows.

woven marsh
#

Oblivion was better anyway

arctic hawk
#

And modded light Daedric leather armor.

woven marsh
#

Making magic take up a primary slot

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and removing the ability to level up running and jumping

arctic hawk
#

Same stats, but light armor and no sound when sneaking.

woven marsh
#

was the final straw

arctic hawk
#

My Skyrim playthroughs always start the same: full Space Marine armor until I unlock Daedric Crafting, level sneak to 100, bows to 100, craft Daedric light armor

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Somewhere along the way, a house gets built, some dragons mysteriously die, and Sovngarde opens its gates to the mortal realm.

woven marsh
#

I want to play one of those games now

#

but

#

I will end up spending 5 days modding it

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and won't play it

arctic hawk
#

50 mods FBKgrin

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10 of which are town refurbishings.

woven marsh
#

weak

leaden arrow
#

Skyrim remastered mod

woven marsh
#

I have mods for my mods

arctic hawk
#

1 mod in particular I like is the full Lich King armor and 2 Frostmourne variants.

leaden arrow
#

is there a Skyrim mod that gives you guns AkagiLUL

arctic hawk
#

As well as Ornstein's armor and spear.

#

Yes.

woven marsh
leaden arrow
#

Knew it

arctic hawk
#

They're staves.

woven marsh
#

crossbows

leaden arrow
#

Wonder what gameplay is like with guns

arctic hawk
#

Hold down click, release for shot.

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Boring.

woven marsh
#

They remake crossbows

#

not staves

#

you just need the DLC

#

Full auto crossbow with the right model

#

XD

arctic hawk
#

I'unno, the only gun mod I used was the Warhammer 40k Bolter one.

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Which also gives a plasma pistol.

#

Not really a fan of the crossbows, really.

#

iPrefer bows.

woven marsh
#

If your character doesn't scream EAT BOLTGUN - it's a bad mod

arctic hawk
#

No, my character screams "CHEESE! FOR EVERYONE!" and whatever he's aiming at becomes a stack of cheese wheels.

#

Including dragons.

woven marsh
#

well

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fuck it

arctic hawk
#

But they don't drop souls that way.

woven marsh
#

pizza time

#

I mean

#

mail time

arctic hawk
#

Finally.

woven marsh
#

Nero you better be right

arctic hawk
#

Watch him get Weser on the 2nd pull.

woven marsh
#

which one do I open

#

the small maint ones

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or the slow ahead 10 pull one

arctic hawk
#

The oldest one.

woven marsh
#

Thing is

#

I'll get more oil than coins

#

I'm thinking slow ahead

frail bone
woven marsh
#

okay

#

10 builds

#

1 by 1

#

Northhorny

frail bone
#

just do it

woven marsh
#

penis cola

frail bone
arctic hawk
#

I read that as Penis Cloud.

woven marsh
#

Another Penis cola

#

Shrop shite

#

Langley

rocky star
frail bone
woven marsh
#

RNGer

frail bone
#

i think

#

kroto is cursed

woven marsh
#

Shangorilla

#

Langley

frail bone
woven marsh
#

Horny american

#

another horny american

#

I am out of coins

arctic hawk
#

Fahkin' 'ell, mate. Which deity did you piss off in a past life?

frail bone
#

what is this luck man

woven marsh
#

another mail

frail bone
#

even ISSS and Aurora Noctis wanst that harsh with me

woven marsh
#

RNGer

#

another mail

#

2:20

#

Is it

#

Bogue MonarchSad

frail bone
woven marsh
#

ANOTHER MAIL

jagged tendon
#

Get bogued

woven marsh
#

Houston

arctic hawk
#

Jesus Christ, dude. Just get Weser.

jagged tendon
woven marsh
#

another mail

frail bone
#

AL is way too harsh sometimes

woven marsh
#

Norfolk

leaden arrow
#

hey

woven marsh
#

8k oil Omegalilwoo

frail bone
woven marsh
#

another mail Omegalilwoo

#

SHROPSHITE

#

1 dock space

#

WESER

#

FUCKER

#

FUCK YOu

#

FUUCKCKCKCKKC YOU

#

6 MAILS

jagged tendon
arctic hawk
#

Finally.

woven marsh
#

29 cubes

frail bone
#

HE DID IT

woven marsh
#

down to 10 mails

#

actually, 7

#

3 of those are opsiren shite

#

11k oil

#

man fak this game

#

I have ZERO free dock space

#

now I need coins to LB

#

but I can't play cos 0 dock space

frail bone
#

retire

woven marsh
#

5 strassers?

jagged tendon
#

Enhance

woven marsh
#

or 3 Heinrichs

jagged tendon
arctic hawk
#

Enhance with the whites.

sudden moss
woven marsh
#

Bruh

arctic hawk
#

Everything can be enhanced with whites
AkagiLUL

leaden arrow
#

@woven marsh Congratulations on Weser AkagaHug

woven marsh
#

I fucking hate this game

sudden moss
#

or are you f2p?

woven marsh
#

I am F2D

#

Free to die

arctic hawk
#

We know what F2D means, man.

frail bone
#

is theres such a thing as F2P in AL?

arctic hawk
leaden arrow
sudden moss
#

i pay for skins

#

and some QoL stuff

#

only howe made me buy few coobs

jagged tendon
#

F2P on AL means youll have to yeet every common for dock space

sudden moss
woven marsh
#

Oh hey, ONE free dock space

sudden moss
#

imagine not keeping every ship

leaden arrow
#

I don't have commons in my dock space lmao

jagged tendon
#

I didnt kept Cleve

sudden moss
#

i maxed one common

leaden arrow
#

except for the Mutsuki class

sudden moss
#

no, 2 commons

jagged tendon
#

Gimme a sec

woven marsh
#

I am just gonna run the 1200oil commissions

sudden moss
#

foxhound and langley

#

they were common before retro

serene wind
sudden moss
#

poor catto

serene wind
#

im one of the llast ALO boomers

woven marsh
#

At least someone else is in massive pain rn Omegalilwoo

#

Rai send help

sudden moss
#

im in pain too

woven marsh
#

opening mails feels bad

jagged tendon
sudden moss
leaden arrow
#

Why Bache lol

jagged tendon
#

Cause she looks like a 5 yo slut

serene wind
#

for the record, ive applied for mod like twice and despite having a professional history of community management im not good enough i guess

sudden moss
#

bache base skin is trash

jagged tendon
#

*not stupid enough

sudden moss
#

same with QE

woven marsh
#

Not compliant enough*

jagged tendon
serene wind
#

double for the record, all my issues with this server that i made a big deal about eventually got changed

woven marsh
#

Can you make a big deal about my luck please

#

I am seriously gonna quite at this rate

serene wind
#

i fought so people could have off topic and trophies in server clubs

kind heart
sudden moss
#

bache tenis skin isnt bad tho

jagged tendon
#

It is JeanDead

sudden moss
#

i mean i dont use her

leaden arrow
sudden moss
#

but her tenis one isnt as bad imo

serene wind
#

i mean, it still took them like 3 months to change it

#

the discord was dying

frail bone
jagged tendon
#

I have a problem of keeping stuff with notifications so I get every saved mail

rough turret
verbal talon
#

who dafuq dubble pinged me

woven marsh
#

Just in time Jack

#

Varia assaulted an officer of the law

rough turret
#

Going back to borderlands 3 now kthxbye

serene wind
#

varia is chill

woven marsh
#

Varia is a bully

#

He bullied Kriti off the server

rough turret
#

Dunno what you talking about

verbal talon
#

I.... I don't know what to do.....

serene wind
#

mods only show up in lex-gen like once a year. be blessed

woven marsh
#

Eh

rough turret
#

I have done it twice

serene wind
#

the only person that actively makes people leavei s syanda

verbal talon
#

on one hand im a deputy of the anti-horni brigade

rough turret
woven marsh
#

Varia and Breadman visit often

verbal talon
#

but on the other hand....

jagged tendon
#

We had breadman for a few days

verbal talon
#

red man is scary

serene wind
#

like, to the point where i dont understand how they're still a mod

frail bone
rough turret
#

@verbal talon I'll bribe you with Korone_Pat

woven marsh
#

I only actively dislike one mod

rough turret
#

Is it me

verbal talon
#

bribery! le gaspe!

woven marsh
#

no

#

Varia is DorkHeart

frail bone
#

restart

jagged tendon
#

The one who needs what his name says

rough turret
woven marsh
#

yes

serene wind
#

at least ender isnt here anymore to enable toxicity in gph akagiLul

woven marsh
#

that's what that other mod is for

serene wind
#

nah gph isnt toxic anymore

frail bone
serene wind
#

at least compared to like, early-mid 2019 gph

jagged tendon
serene wind
#

it was pretty bad

frail bone
#

its on pair with League community

woven marsh
serene wind
#

we had to ban pepega from gph

woven marsh
#

Peak non toxic gph

serene wind
#

i mean someone being an idiot isnt toxic

#

and saucer isnt even an OG helper

#

just some sperg

sudden moss
#

mods are here

#

hide your kids and wifes guys

woven marsh
#

I mean, more than half of GPH aren't helpers

frail bone
#

saucer just talks shit everytime he has a chance

sudden moss
woven marsh
#

They just parrot what they heard, and they do it wrong half the time

serene wind
#

i blocked a fair amount of people back in my day ๐Ÿชƒ

sudden moss
#

whats wrong with faction fleets

frail bone
#

i mean he was one of the guys that triggered the reason for my warn BuckyPride

serene wind
#

nothinkg. game is easy

woven marsh
#

Faction buffers exist

#

Faction fleets are bad

#

sure bud

sudden moss
#

only thing that triggers me is people posting their 120 ships without maxed skills

leaden arrow
#

I kinda love how I don't take the game seriously but I'm still having fun

serene wind
#

dont use GPH, just use me LustyBlush

sudden moss
#

or shit gear

woven marsh
#

Chungus up

jagged tendon
#

PVP meta being IJN with their faction buffer

sudden moss
#

at least +10 the shit you put on

woven marsh
#

pls help

#

I am mentally broken

jagged tendon
#

But nooo they're bad

sudden moss
#

IJN is ๐Ÿšฎ