lexington-general

[woven marsh]

After I spent 8k

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

I have no free dock space

[jagged tendon]

Send that 37 over then, need some

[woven marsh]

[rotund pelican]

My mind: scrap the bulin

[woven marsh]

I need them

I just don’t have coins to spend

[fossil cape]

[woven marsh]

Every 1500 I get go to gacha

[rotund pelican]

Atleast make it 3x for uuhh gacha luck

[kind heart]

[fossil cape]

🧠

[woven marsh]

Idk man

Azur Lane doesn’t seem like something’s I’d like

[arctic hawk]

You'll never guess who I got from the daily 3 pull.

[woven marsh]

SLC

[arctic hawk]

Shorpshire, Bogue and Pensacola.

[woven marsh]

50k. Time to abandon event

I hate it anyway

[arctic hawk]

By the way, congrats on your Artemis drop

[rotund pelican]

[woven marsh]

[kind heart]

I'm at 56k, still stuck at 13/15 on quad mag

[fossil cape]

got for another g7e, now to see if i get any quad magtorp prints

and also for the pizza bucc

[arctic hawk]

I was being serious, at least she dropped for you.

"Pizza buccc" makes me imagine a forest buck with 2 pizzas impaled on his antlers.

[fossil cape]

[arctic hawk]

Look at this madman.

[fossil cape]

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

I mean.

Why.

[rocky star]

how many g7e prints did you get

[woven marsh]

It’s jaystar

He plays the game 17 hours a day

[woven marsh]

I bought her already tho

[fossil cape]

at least like 20

[arctic hawk]

So did I.

Huh, didn't know I had that.

[woven marsh]

G7e is worthless now

[rocky star]

not until I get 5 mk8s

[woven marsh]

Mk8?

[arctic hawk]

I finally MLB'd the crane sisters 🐌

0 Bulins

[rocky star]

the torp you need to make bidders

[woven marsh]

Oh

I forgot those are hard to get

I mean rn you can get 3

mk20/G7e is enough for a sub to launch all its payload

[rocky star]

[woven marsh]

Two G7es seems to be too slow

[rocky star]

I need 7 more prints for my third one

got like 26 prints so far

[arctic hawk]

Another one

[short kraken]

In challenge mode i can't use ships that are participating in Operation Siren really?

[kind heart]

Correct

[fossil cape]

Remember in DoA collab the moment i stopped grinding like crazy, in one day i fell from top 30 to unranked

[kind heart]

Not enough fixes

[arctic hawk]

The 2nd to last one's good, though.

The other ones didn't bother me before, so

[kind heart]

AL trying to do QoL improvement

[arctic hawk]

I mean, QoL is good.

Hence the name.

[fossil cape]

Quality of Loods Life

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

What, no whip in Bismarck's hand?

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

Cursed.

Almost as cursed as this emoji name

[kind heart]

Bismarck takes good care of loli boats

and Nimi

[leaden arrow]

damn jay went up 2 levels from this event

[woven marsh]

Must be the double exp thing

Where do they get so much oil

[arctic hawk]

The mail.

[woven marsh]

But like

How much do you need

[arctic hawk]

All of it.

[woven marsh]

6-7 maintenance is like 15k oil

The last two updates are great

No spam

and no changing fleets

[jagged tendon]

And now wait 4 hours and no gems

[arctic hawk]

inb4 0

[leaden arrow]

they whale

tho ralph just used his excess mail

he lvd up 4 times this event

[arctic hawk]

Kek. Knew it.

[sudden moss]

is ok to post gura stuff here?

[arctic hawk]

Maybe.

[sudden moss]

[arctic hawk]

No.

Bad.

No lewd the tiny cowboy shork.

[sudden moss]

but its not lewd

she just hard at work

[arctic hawk]

You know that.

I know that.

Not many peeps from here watched that stream.

[sudden moss]

you can watch the whole vid

its sfw

[arctic hawk]

I know that.
You know that.

yadda-yadda

[sudden moss]

idk what youre talking about

[arctic hawk]

[sudden moss]

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

where's the vidya?

[arctic hawk]

What vidya

[woven marsh]

zis vidya

[fossil cape]

za vidya

[arctic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrocXhe9W1s

Here.

[woven marsh]

wholesome vidya?

[arctic hawk]

Ye

She's not Senzawa anymore, most the things she does now are wholesome.

[jagged tendon]

https://youtu.be/XdJPM4h2Cro

Wholesome

[visual mountain]

[woven marsh]

Why are we comparing her to Senzawa?

[visual mountain]

a

[arctic hawk]

Past life.

[arctic hawk]

You're not serious, are you

[woven marsh]

I am

[visual mountain]

Bruh

[arctic hawk]

Senzawa is Gura.

https://tenor.com/view/okidoki-boomer-gura-senzawa-gif-19260526

Also, Gura sang this.

[jagged tendon]

Kroto stopped working trying to proccess it

[leaden arrow]

Whatever Say You Boomer

[arctic hawk]

If that's how you wanna read it, sure.

[leaden arrow]

nah, im jking lol

[arctic hawk]

Wait 'til Kroto finds out Amelia Watson also had a past attempt at VTubing.

[jagged tendon]

Wait until he finds out about all the others lol

[arctic hawk]

Or that Kiryu Coco is actually flat IRL.

Or that Matsuri is boing boing IRL

[jagged tendon]

Reverse card

[sudden moss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/758433840120463400/798758410849615882/video0-o4kMfRN.mp4

here

[arctic hawk]

And those are just the ones I stumbled upon.

[sudden moss]

[arctic hawk]

The BONK is the best glory kill in DOOT and you can't change my mind.

[sudden moss]

DOOT

[arctic hawk]

DOOT.

I call it that for 2 reasons.

1. DOOm eTernal.

[jagged tendon]

DOOG

[sudden moss]

DOOG is better

to bad they removed the easter egg

[arctic hawk]

2. id have fully embraced the memes and DOOT is way more arcadey than DOOM 2016.

[arctic hawk]

too* bad

[sudden moss]

why not call it
dooM ETernAl

?

[arctic hawk]

Because

META™ is taken.

[sudden moss]

™️

[arctic hawk]

™

[sudden moss]

soon ™️

[arctic hawk]

™ ™

[sudden moss]

™️_™️

[arctic hawk]

Trade Mark™

Now that's meta

[sudden moss]

$TM^{trade mark}$

when LaTeX code does not work here

smh

[arctic hawk]

That looks like a username from the 2000s

What's that supposed to look like?

[jagged tendon]

Broke

[arctic hawk]

Just get 13 coins, 4head

[sudden moss]

[leaden arrow]

boi, if Discord supported Latex markup, it would be a killer feature

[jagged tendon]

Couldnt they make the number fucking smaller?
Cant even tell if thats a 6 or 8

[arctic hawk]

2580

[jagged tendon]

Thx

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

[leaden arrow]

Forgive me Odin, for I am unable to control my horny

[jagged tendon]

She'll see you on martial court

[leaden arrow]

Wonder who the jury will be

[arctic hawk]

Freddy

[leaden arrow]

rip

[arctic hawk]

[fossil cape]

sentenced to be ara ara'd

[arctic hawk]

By Taihou

[leaden arrow]

too easy

[arctic hawk]

The Horny Ground Zero.

[brisk plaza]

I am back

[arctic hawk]

Hello, Back.

I like that Deutschland actually uses her handgun to fire projectiles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_cj1dUc8rI

[brisk plaza]

Nero don't you have to prepare for formi or something

[arctic hawk]

oBoy.

[visual mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/400520363257102338/798830751965249546/video0.mp4

Horni idols

[arctic hawk]

I can actually see that happening.

[visual mountain]

[arctic hawk]

@woven marsh

[fossil cape]

🚮

[visual mountain]

[arctic hawk]

Imagine taking GPH seriously.

[fossil cape]

gp-pepega again

[arctic hawk]

Who's that about, anyway

[visual mountain]

Enty t1

Trash

[fossil cape]

enty

[visual mountain]

Bruh

Their en mascot

[arctic hawk]

Ah, yes. The single strongest nuke carrier in-game is now trash.

If you hear "Owari Da", whatever she's looking at disappears.

Otherwise, it's either an overleveled ship, or a raid boss.

[fossil cape]

Telling a new player with only 4 SRs to raise Shinano

[arctic hawk]

Peak GPH.

[visual mountain]

Shinano cannot dodge everything after proc

[fossil cape]

But because Shinano is no FDG...

TRASH

[arctic hawk]

Is Freddy really that disgustingly powerful?

[visual mountain]

Also shinano is not permanent

[fossil cape]

and FDG also trash coz too expensive

[arctic hawk]

You mean she's not getting a rerun?

[visual mountain]

Port is not t0 so she is trash

[woven marsh]

Roon's shells are off center as well

[jagged tendon]

who uses t1 trash

https://tenor.com/view/kekwtf-gif-18599263

[woven marsh]

Since she fires from her shark

[visual mountain]

Most say port is t1 or t0.5

[woven marsh]

They considered her trash for a while now

[fossil cape]

Next goes No tEX? 🚮

[woven marsh]

Zara better

[orchid plover]

[visual mountain]

Roon is better

[woven marsh]

Seriously why Zara

How is she above SanRui and Roon

[arctic hawk]

Solo

[fossil cape]

Pensacola is better

[arctic hawk]

owell, more points for me.

[woven marsh]

how is she like the ultimate Tank in tierlists

Because of a crappy shield?

[visual mountain]

Roon has high damage, hp and shields

[woven marsh]

Shields are honestly useless as they are right now

[arctic hawk]

ROONSlayer.

[woven marsh]

In high tiers, where you'd need them most, they die in like 2 planes

Each W13 node has upwards of 50

at once

[arctic hawk]

Aerial shields when

[visual mountain]

If a 120 zara can get mvp over 120 roon(dev 30) 8 times

[woven marsh]

Zara needs a Zara gun

[visual mountain]

That would make sense but i doubt

[woven marsh]

and I don't have a Zara gun

[arctic hawk]

Imagine having Zara

[brisk plaza]

No shinano rerun makes me upset as I used others shinano from my guild during boss

[woven marsh]

Imagine not having Zara as your first SR

[cobalt wyvern]

it's the big day

[arctic hawk]

HAX

[woven marsh]

who said it won't rerun?

[arctic hawk]

Why is the canadian awake?

[woven marsh]

He is too slow

so slow, he's fast

[cobalt wyvern]

gonna 100% Drake today

[arctic hawk]

Too slow to what? Sleep?

[cobalt wyvern]

I just slept like 8 hours

[woven marsh]

okay now that they are fixing META notifs

when are they letting me fight frens' Chungi

[arctic hawk]

Is yours still immortal?

[woven marsh]

Yes

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

Kataro's Pizza Belfap in my Pizza dorm

[visual mountain]

No

[arctic hawk]

Double the cheese.

[woven marsh]

btw don't know if you've seen it

[visual mountain]

Use her name right

Belscat

Belfat

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Fahk off.

[woven marsh]

faq

[arctic hawk]

Let people enjoy things.

[woven marsh]

Describe this

[arctic hawk]

Vore.

[visual mountain]

No

[woven marsh]

Ariake is scared shitless

And Botartemis is ready to cook Artemis Pizza

[arctic hawk]

You'd be too if you saw a humanoid meal.

[woven marsh]

who says I don't eat human

[arctic hawk]

I mean...you're russian, so it wouldn't surprise me.

[brisk plaza]

Just assuming

[arctic hawk]

Fahkin' 'ell.

[woven marsh]

She's not collab

why wouldn't she rerun

Imagine pissing off most of the fanbase by not rerunning a UR

They had to implement pity to not piss off more people in the first place

didn't work for Snail man

Snail man I need coins

[arctic hawk]

Don't antagonise the 🐌

[woven marsh]

Rocketman but Snail

[fossil cape]

my 400 cubes i slaughtered there

but in exchange

[woven marsh]

20 cubes for

but guess what

[arctic hawk]

mfw I only spend 28 cubes for Shinano

[woven marsh]

NO PINK HAIRED BITCH

[brisk plaza]

Missing weser now right kroto

[woven marsh]

Bruh I have 4 of those double exp things left

[brisk plaza]

You will get her and open your mail

[woven marsh]

📧

[fossil cape]

And in Aurora Noctis...

Hermione from construction like 100 cubes before Perseus

[arctic hawk]

Was Hermione a point ship?

[brisk plaza]

For me started from weser Prinz Heinrich nurnburg and ended on Peter got z24 and z28

[woven marsh]

TFW I got Z24 and Z28 first

[arctic hawk]

Nurnberg was my first :v

[woven marsh]

3 double exp items left

[fossil cape]

Yup and since idk when point SR have a 0.5% chance to pop in construction

[brisk plaza]

Better to build today and then see tomorrow evening assuming the update is 6 or 8 hours one

[woven marsh]

tomorrow evening is like

~ 7-9 hours past reset

[brisk plaza]

12:30 in the after is daily reset for me so in the evening

[woven marsh]

The event ends like

[fossil cape]

~17h 35m before event ends

[woven marsh]

18 hours?

yeah

[brisk plaza]

Its 13th Jan here and 6:54 pm

[arctic hawk]

Maintenance starts at 9 am for me.

:y

[woven marsh]

10am

[fossil cape]

Midnight

[woven marsh]

Most of the day is spent without AL

[arctic hawk]

Ha-ha, 1 hour older than me.

[brisk plaza]

12:30 in the afternoon for me

[woven marsh]

12:30 is, by default, afternoon

[fossil cape]

peasants using am/pm

[arctic hawk]

Imagine using millitary time.

Imagine not saying 16 pm

[woven marsh]

the fuck is 16pm

[arctic hawk]

Imagine not saying 00:00 midnight.

[fossil cape]

or be a big brainer like japanese TV channels

[woven marsh]

16 pm is like

[fossil cape]

Monday 25:00

[woven marsh]

4 hours past 12pm

so, 4am?

[arctic hawk]

The fact "Oh-Oh hundred" is a viable term in military speak is funny to me.

[woven marsh]

16pm = 4am

Big brain

If you're in russia, there exists like

1, 1:15, 1:30, 1:45

[arctic hawk]

Imagine being so lazy to talk, you say "Twelve hundred" instead of "A thousand and two hundred".
Only in 'Merika

[woven marsh]

nobody cares about anything in between

[arctic hawk]

'Mania also cares about the 1:10, 1:20, 1:40 and 1:50

[woven marsh]

like, if it's 1:50, people would just answer "it's about two"

[fossil cape]

As i said, this big brain too https://twitter.com/azurlane_bisoku/status/1348645846913593344

TVアニメ『アズールレーン びそくぜんしんっ！』公式 (@azurlane_bisoku)

【第1話 放送開始まであと1時間⏰】
第1話「両舷、びそくぜんしんっ！」まであと1時間！
（ドキドキしてきました…😳）

TOKYO MX、BS11より25:00からお楽しみいただけます
その他の放送・配信情報はこちら！
https://t.co/Vdiw6Jy0Nu

#アズールレーン
#びそくアニメ

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[woven marsh]

20211111

[fossil cape]

x channel at 25:00

[brisk plaza]

Its 4pm we all 16

[woven marsh]

25:00

:YorkHead:

fuck you clyde

[arctic hawk]

Who the hell says yyyy/mm/dd

[woven marsh]

Lithuania

except it's yyyy-mm-dd

I hate it so much

America with their mm/dd/yyyy

[leaden arrow]

yyyy-mm-dd is what programmers use

[leaden arrow]

We use that here, too

[woven marsh]

I've never seen one

People are like

9/11

[leaden arrow]

We're America's bastard son after all

[woven marsh]

And I am like

[arctic hawk]

Must be a new breed.

[woven marsh]

what happened on the 9th of November?

[arctic hawk]

Some big doodoo.

[woven marsh]

It's easy if it's like

[leaden arrow]

I use yyyy-mm-dd for my programs because it's easy to read

[sudden moss]

9.11

[woven marsh]

9/25/2020

[sudden moss]

its a normal day

[woven marsh]

Because you can see it's 25th of September

[woven marsh]

but what if it's 12/12/2012

[visual mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-ark-royal-lolicon-fbi-anime-gif-15842070

[woven marsh]

the fuck is this

12th of December

or 12th of December

smh my head

[arctic hawk]

It's december 12th, duh

[leaden arrow]

way more confusing if it's 04/03/2021

[woven marsh]

yeah

[sudden moss]

just3c vids

[woven marsh]

I meant that

[sudden moss]

[woven marsh]

just picked a bad example

[sudden moss]

people watch these guides?

[woven marsh]

Just3MEme

[leaden arrow]

lol, I never watched any guides for AL

[arctic hawk]

Kroto is my AL guide.

[leaden arrow]

I learned on the way

[woven marsh]

Okay at least this pic isn't 100% cursed

[leaden arrow]

and I use waifu fleets

[woven marsh]

203 is garbage

[sudden moss]

im jsut waiting for rainbow AA gun

cuz i keep getting the prints for it

[visual mountain]

I just watch them to disobey them

[woven marsh]

new 610mm is worthless since 533 has more damage and no spread

[visual mountain]

[leaden arrow]

It's the weapons and tools that matters

[sudden moss]

if you want no spread

[visual mountain]

"Dont make this"
K i eill

[sudden moss]

just use icarus

[woven marsh]

G7es are becoming obsolete with MK20

[visual mountain]

[sudden moss]

intead of cone

[woven marsh]

no like

new HMS 533 is BETTER than Icarus

[leaden arrow]

and my weapon strategy is gold/10+ = better

[frail bone]

i already have one MK20 on my U-81

[woven marsh]

it's literally just one line

[leaden arrow]

aka I don't play AL seriously except for waifus

[frail bone]

Icarus is decent

[arctic hawk]

Grippie the true MVP.

[frail bone]

for HMS DDs

[leaden arrow]

[woven marsh]

and ofc the AP gun is for one

maximum 2 DDs

Z2 is a weird ship so wouldn't recommend

[fossil cape]

Icarus is thicc

[woven marsh]

Cute skin as well

[arctic hawk]

Though I do kinda' want to place the best possible gear I can get on the fleets I use most.

[fossil cape]

Ark bleeds out with her

[sudden moss]

AP gun is for z46

[arctic hawk]

I.E. KMS and USS

[woven marsh]

Yeah, Z46

and even then the 114 probably beats it

[leaden arrow]

Will need this for my Z46

I want her to be armed to the teeth in her first battle

[fossil cape]

Tryna do smth quick

[leaden arrow]

literally have not sent her yet to any battles

[arctic hawk]

My dream is to one day own a tanky DPS KMS fleet.

[woven marsh]

Mine was level 53 with 2 skins

[sudden moss]

when her torp mode is active

[woven marsh]

She is 110 now

[sudden moss]

for now

[leaden arrow]

I'm waiting for her to reach 120 before she even sees the ocean

[sudden moss]

[woven marsh]

Well yeah, now imagine it's an actual torp with good damage

that's the new HMS 533

and it's better than the old 610 AND the new 610 for manual

You can't even miss the torps

[sudden moss]

well, no matter what torp you use, it will shoot it out like this

imagine if all ships launched torps like this

[woven marsh]

yes

it's called

the new

[arctic hawk]

iKinda' like the fan.

[woven marsh]

HMS

533

[arctic hawk]

Hits multiple ships.

[sudden moss]

[arctic hawk]

Much explosions

Very debris

[sudden moss]

well, for nuking bosses the line is better

no need to ram the boss to hit all torps

[woven marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/460645783021289472/792781383017168946/video0.mov

[sudden moss]

i can craft a purple version to test it for myself

[woven marsh]

megu

Close up you can't miss

[sudden moss]

nice

[woven marsh]

and does the most damage total

Until they give us quintuple and sextuple 610mms

[sudden moss]

uss one has the same spread angle

[woven marsh]

check the damage

[arctic hawk]

Ye, that looks like it spreads angles alright.

[fossil cape]

when

[sudden moss]

but uss has faster reload

2 dmg more on HMS one

[woven marsh]

It's funny

cos

KITAKAZE HAS THE SEXTUPLE

[sudden moss]

but USS one is much more cheaper

[fossil cape]

Suruga now has her sister, now she needs her pal

[rocky star]

USS is a normal cone

[sudden moss]

like the heck

[woven marsh]

fake

[sudden moss]

it says spread angle 90

not 45

so it cant be a cone

unless they cant translate

[woven marsh]

Translate

[woven marsh]

12 more

[rocky star]

the wiki has the actual spread

[sudden moss]

i was talking lvl 1

[woven marsh]

lvl 1 doesn't matter

[rocky star]

game tooltips

[woven marsh]

HMS has a spread of 10

the USS has 60

[rotund pelican]

Less spread means good, yes?

[hazy kayak]

Mainz maxed out

Good morning, Lexbros

[rotund pelican]

Morning to you as well

[woven marsh]

easier to hit a single target

and you can stay further away

[sudden moss]

well, the game lies

tested with purple torps

[woven marsh]

just told you

check wiki

[sudden moss]

but your kroto

i dont trust

[rotund pelican]

Welp that's what I'm gonna invest my torp bp then

[sudden moss]

[woven marsh]

https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/List_of_Torpedoes#Max_Stats

[sudden moss]

i know how to use a wiki

[woven marsh]

the hell did I ever do to you

[woven marsh]

Now get her a quad mag

[sudden moss]

my mum told me never trust kroto

well, UR ones will go to KMS quint torps

[hazy kayak]

give me more quad mags first

I only have 4

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Ze Chungus. She haz been spawn-ed.

[woven marsh]

No way I just saw you in chat

[rotund pelican]

Aight omw

[arctic hawk]

Ye, it's like I share it on all 3 channels.

Weird, innit

[rocky star]

I got like 3 u-37 drops today

[jagged tendon]

Dps wont serve it much if it cant hit shit

[rocky star]

but no g7e

[rotund pelican]

Andddd.....no nero on the list

Welp

[woven marsh]

do ships have like 100% proc chance

on Chungus

5 Nagato barrages in a row

[rocky star]

no

I've had helena not trigger at all

[rotund pelican]

It does feel like the proc rates are higher

[jagged tendon]

Ive had Bisko not proc

[woven marsh]

Saimkn on the list

My luck is weird

[arctic hawk]

Try chat

Also, hey. 2nd best damage on the first attempt. Neat.

[fossil cape]

Mes quad mags

[arctic hawk]

The Quad sQuad?

[hazy kayak]

thinking of equipping my second maid AA gun on Roon mu

she'll appreciate it

[arctic hawk]

let them rest, you slave-driver

[cobalt wyvern]

bro I just started

it's only +2%

[arctic hawk]

Let them eat cake

[fossil cape]

No champog whip here yet

[cobalt wyvern]

when they're done

[hazy kayak]

Here's my quad mags

[cobalt wyvern]

champog whip is like

+8%

[cobalt wyvern]

I'm at +2%

[hazy kayak]

Also a quint mag on Mog

[woven marsh]

@rotund pelican check your Chungus

[visual mountain]

Mandori

[hazy kayak]

since I want the proc immediately

[woven marsh]

You have as many as I do

[visual mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/ochikobore-おちこぼれ-sakura-ino-midori-hemo-桜衣乃-gif-19848926

[rotund pelican]

Thanks

[visual mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/idol-master-side-m-gif-10642783

Bruh

[woven marsh]

Almost 420k

missed the meme number

that was with QE

[fossil cape]

PR loli fs5 yeets definitely any reasonable need for another gold quint mag

[woven marsh]

She did like 30k dmg

[hazy kayak]

I should use mog more

[woven marsh]

without any aux

[hazy kayak]

I have her max awakened FSR

but only lv116

[woven marsh]

I seriously want a QE retro now

like

Dork basically replaces QE

and is better

and I don't have her

[fossil cape]

Mine is lv96 and already seen stronghold bosses

[arctic hawk]

ohey, found a on the friend tab.

[hazy kayak]

make her drawn by the manga artist

[arctic hawk]

Did they fix that, finally?

[hazy kayak]

and not the monkey QE artist

[arctic hawk]

Dunno whose it was, but you're welcome.

[fossil cape]

MonQE

[woven marsh]

Returning to monke was step 1

step 2 is bowing down to MonQE

[jagged tendon]

Let the one who drew her idol skin do it again

[woven marsh]

Mon Keigh?

[leaden arrow]

Does anyone kneel down for QE

[woven marsh]

Simps

[jagged tendon]

The maids except Glasgow

[leaden arrow]

I kinda prefer Valiant tbh because she's cute

[hazy kayak]

all the Royals

[woven marsh]

she is too weeb, she never goes out

[jagged tendon]

A maid of culture

[woven marsh]

[fossil cape]

maid ver

[hazy kayak]

Gloucester is sexy

[jagged tendon]

[hazy kayak]

She's got the feature too I think

[woven marsh]

Massa's special gun animation is hilarious

[hazy kayak]

yes, yes she does

[woven marsh]

Shells just go YEET

[frail bone]

Massa using Confetti gun

[woven marsh]

many small yeets

yeetlets?

[fossil cape]

[jagged tendon]

Reminds a bit of Scharn

She also didnt skip leg day

[rotund pelican]

[woven marsh]

I just noticed

[rotund pelican]

Hip

[woven marsh]

she is like 80% legs

[rotund pelican]

..per

[woven marsh]

[kind heart]

Using confetti, she takes the base damage of one pellet and fires only that one pellet 🚮 🚮

[woven marsh]

Massa's best gun is actually not a triple MK6

[hazy kayak]

hhhnnnnnnggggggggf

doesn't massa get ammo change skill

[woven marsh]

It's a Triple 406mm main gun

the gold one

[fossil cape]

Nelson gun

[hazy kayak]

so you'd use a gold 406

ye

[jagged tendon]

@arctic hawk https://twitter.com/batuACT3/status/1348967659946168326?s=19
Since you like Roon

[hazy kayak]

that one's normal ammo innit

new batsu art?

I think he did cheerleader shinano a while ago

[arctic hawk]

[hazy kayak]

I love batsu's AL fanart

well proportioned

[hazy kayak]

batsu boat when

[woven marsh]

ye

[hazy kayak]

WHEN

[fossil cape]

Ammo type: Cannon

[hazy kayak]

batsu also drew the only good gneiseunau doujin

even though it's like

[woven marsh]

Massa so she shoots literal cannons

[arctic hawk]

19956/20000

[hazy kayak]

only 5 pages

[frail bone]

Massa with quads

https://tenor.com/view/stonks-up-stongs-meme-stocks-gif-15715298

[hazy kayak]

and part of a compilation of stories

he also drew a gloucester one

[frail bone]

its a shame i din't got her into french event

instead i got JB

also no dunkerque

[fossil cape]

First half of last year the ships i struggled the most to get were usually battleships

[hazy kayak]

has anyone tried south dakota?

[fossil cape]

Yus

[rotund pelican]

Yes

[hazy kayak]

how'd it go?

[rotund pelican]

Brought her everytime on my early pvp days

[woven marsh]

Areola slip choco girl

[fossil cape]

Not fully leveled skills

[woven marsh]

Mine's like Level 96

rip old meta

[fossil cape]

Still one of my first SR battleships

I think

[woven marsh]

just sort

[frail bone]

https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/Triple_283mm_(SK_C/34) is this gun good with Massa?

[woven marsh]

no

I already sent the best gun

[jagged tendon]

SDak is top 3 USS BBs design wise

[hazy kayak]

areola slip...

[woven marsh]

Choccy - check
Booba - check
Has a massive ass shield - check

[rotund pelican]

Kinda gives you the illusion that her sclera is black if looked from afar

[jagged tendon]

Shame Massa's and her dress skin are meh

[woven marsh]

Black hole chan eyes

[rotund pelican]

Izumo

[jagged tendon]

*some ultra rare

[arctic hawk]

https://twitter.com/ChaChi444/status/1346793198165893120

Tyler Nguyen (@ChaChi444)

I’ve never wanted a skin so bad. Pizza Hut collab 🍕?! Minsk though 👀 😂 Shocked at the amount of Oxy-cola Georgia has. Belfast is always so pretty 😍
#AzurLane #アズールレーン

Twitter · Jan 6, 2021, 12:18 PM

kek

[fossil cape]

Even more, some that only ever exist in a napkin

[rotund pelican]

Thats sad.

[kind heart]

#trophy-room message

[fossil cape]

Sanso-cola? yus

[frail bone]

[fossil cape]

Another level of massajean

[rotund pelican]

Also why is there only Dorky in your dorm choco?

Where are the force sisters

[hazy kayak]

lol

[frail bone]

too bad Massa modifiers sucks ass

[fossil cape]

Already hit lv90 for their full retro and idk who else to put in

[frail bone]

compared to the guns we have today

finally

so much grind

for this

[kind heart]

37 or weapon skins?

[rotund pelican]

Oh

Skin then

[kind heart]

4/5

[brisk plaza]

First summon 😂

[kind heart]

[rotund pelican]

One last push

[cobalt wyvern]

ikr

[kind heart]

Is that for Drake?

[woven marsh]

what is this time travel

[rotund pelican]

[cobalt wyvern]

yes @kind heart

[arctic hawk]

Plates and cat boxes

[kind heart]

I don't buy blue and purple cat boxes

[brisk plaza]

Hmm

[kind heart]

11028 pings

[small grail]

real men spend their event tokens on oxy-cola

[kind heart]

[frail bone]

@woven marsh

[brisk plaza]

I am in a lot of rooms some nsfw type

[frail bone]

fully enhanced

13+

[kind heart]

[frail bone]

Monarch gun surpasses mk6

[kind heart]

At +13 tho

Rather put those gold plates into champog gun

[frail bone]

im doing at Monarch gun first

since i dont have many HE guns for BB

[kind heart]

You won't need HE BB in w13 with a +13 champog gun

[frail bone]

i know

but i will need it in Op Siren

[kind heart]

[fossil cape]

Already have one +13 champog gun

[kind heart]

[brisk plaza]

Wtf

[fossil cape]

On none other than Spoot

[kind heart]

[brisk plaza]

Why is sandy haunting me

[fossil cape]

Slapping chungus real hard

[frail bone]

im gonna go double champog gun vs Taihoe aswell

[rocky star]

[frail bone]

so i will 13+ them soon

[kind heart]

I'm still using +10 Izumo gun, 0 champog gun on me

[fossil cape]

At one point ima try a 13-4 run with full +13 gear

[woven marsh]

You do want one HE gun

[brisk plaza]

@rocky star sorry bro

[fossil cape]

But that still far

[woven marsh]

how else you gonna start a fire?

[hazy kayak]

Let's gooooooo

[cobalt wyvern]

gentlemen

[woven marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/spy-tf2-teamfortress2-tf2spy-gentlemen-gif-17929043

[hazy kayak]

30 left for Odin, 50 left for Champagne, ||160|| left for Drake

[kind heart]

Guide keeper said +10 457 does more damage than any HE gun with burns included. Afaik +13 champog gun is better than +10 457

[fossil cape]

Tegmlenen

[arctic hawk]

Already did.

[cobalt wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/789700104864530439/798926683926822942/unknown.png?width=1138&height=638

[small grail]

as it should be

[cobalt wyvern]

🥳

[small grail]

eyyyy

drake time

[fossil cape]

Slap that hind

[cobalt wyvern]

drake the famous rapper

[arctic hawk]

How the fu-

[small grail]

https://tenor.com/view/tohru-adachi-luizdoro-adachi-shin-megami-tensei-persona-gif-19246326

[cobalt wyvern]

took me 23 days to get her

compared to 33 for Cheshire

[arctic hawk]

Congrats, 🐌

[hazy kayak]

Drake from Hoenn pkmn league

[hazy kayak]

now dev30

[cobalt wyvern]

dev4 rn

[arctic hawk]

Meanwhile, MY slow ass

[cobalt wyvern]

I'm gonna dial back on the more expensive researches since I'm saving up resources for pasta rerun @hazy kayak

after that, should be all good

[fossil cape]

40/50 on the 457, dev21

[small grail]

rip Nero

[arctic hawk]

Eh, slow 'n steady.

No rush.

[hazy kayak]

oh right

formidable rerun

[arctic hawk]

Barely got 50 blueprints for Freddy.

[cobalt wyvern]

getting Formidable is a matter of utmost importance for me

so better be 120% ready

[arctic hawk]

Ditto.

[hazy kayak]

same

[arctic hawk]

iEven have a ring ready.

[hazy kayak]

I got 400+ cubes ready

[arctic hawk]

Unlike someone else.

[cobalt wyvern]

I "only" have 230k

but 340 cubes

or 342

forgot

[hazy kayak]

30pull on the first day

[cobalt wyvern]

100 pulls or bust

[hazy kayak]

after that I'm gonna cry and seethe if I don't get formi

HOPEFULLY

[fossil cape]

91 cubes, 128 in mails

[hazy kayak]

I get Zara as compensation

[cobalt wyvern]

so basically

5 more anglo ships

remaining

[fossil cape]

we still have to see the rerun ships

But anyways

[frail bone]

funny that the rerun ships hanst been announced yet

[cobalt wyvern]

if I were a betting man

it would be Vittorio Veneto and Pola

[frail bone]

theres a 1 day gap

to the event

rn

[cobalt wyvern]

it's not tomorrow

a prelude event begins tomorrow

[fossil cape]

It's the prelude

[cobalt wyvern]

last time there was a prelude, the event usually came a week after

so we got a week

[small grail]

wait

which prelude starts tomorrow

[frail bone]

i thought they would rush it

[fossil cape]

Probably Veneto and Pola will be in whatever event is sequel to this one

[jagged tendon]

Pasta prelude

[arctic hawk]

Pizza Prelude

[jagged tendon]

prelood

[arctic hawk]

A.K.A. Get Your Cubes Ready For Formidable prelude

[small grail]

ah its italy time

[cobalt wyvern]

my estimate would place me at around 370-380 cubes when the event starts

[small grail]

pizza time

[jagged tendon]

Formi sucks, im gonna waste mine on getting Trento

[cobalt wyvern]

which is good 👍

:(

[kind heart]

Pizza event: dedicated to the story of how Formidable dicked the Italian navy hard

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/heresy-blasphemy-warhammer-40k-gif-18801619

[jagged tendon]

[cobalt wyvern]

Illustrious bullies the entire Italian navy in Taranto

[kind heart]

[jagged tendon]

[frail bone]

Italian Navy ehh

[arctic hawk]

The only relevant ships in the Pasta event are Formidable,

[frail bone]

at least the Germans tried to improve their navy

[jagged tendon]

*tried to build their navy

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/formidable-4midable-4mid-hms-formidable-azur-lane-gif-15111590

[kind heart]

[frail bone]

Littorio is decent

[jagged tendon]

I cant unsee her dress clipping on her boobs in that gif

[frail bone]

at least

[kind heart]

Littorio is good, but Formi is the MVP

[arctic hawk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/788039989673197588/08567244-9d57-49d5-9200-fe7282bcfd63.gif

[jagged tendon]

Formi is overrated

[fossil cape]

Roma or Impero another possible bet

[arctic hawk]

Today's shit take, brought to you by TNT.

[small grail]

everyone here talking bout formidable

im just like "littorio please"

[arctic hawk]

Best girl.

[fossil cape]

Then the section people usually give zero fux bout

Rerun elites

[jagged tendon]

Yall praising her until she falls on you

[kind heart]

She's in the shop anyway

[arctic hawk]

I fail to see how that'd be a bad thing.

[small grail]

true

[jagged tendon]

Ask the guy that died cause of her

[arctic hawk]

Died a good death.

[small grail]

im looking for zara, littorio, and trento

shouldn't be too hard

[arctic hawk]

We can only hope to die a death half as good as being crushed by big tiddi anime waifu

[clear dew]

I want them all

[arctic hawk]

I want them all as well for completion purposes, but I want Formidable harder.

[small grail]

fair enough

[jagged tendon]

https://youtu.be/f91GDHjMICI

https://youtu.be/YPcQDRy1cRU

Same feeling

[cobalt wyvern]

they're going into retirement

[small grail]

rip

[woven marsh]

didn't he also mention you want both?

[leaden arrow]

F

Who's the next generation

[jagged tendon]

Imagine needing Formi to stop time

Thx game

[arctic hawk]

Ye, I dunno what to spend points on anymore.

I guess I could get the torpedo plates

[cobalt wyvern]

bps @arctic hawk

[arctic hawk]

Already got those.

[ripe aspen]

Best Jukebox song excluding Iron Will, go

[arctic hawk]

Dunno'em by name, but the boss battle themes.

Both of them are boppin'

Iron Will is a mix of both, with an IB flare

[hazy kayak]

https://twitter.com/2jz_t/status/1349234922918084608?s=19

マエシン@アズレン呉 (@2jz_t)

今日の病院帰りでアズレン痛車(トラックだけど)

Retweets

507

Likes

2000

Twitter · Jan 13, 2021, 6:00 AM

azur lane trucker

[woven marsh]

Cultured

[leaden arrow]

y'all should see my country if you want cultured cars

Our minibuses have art in them usually, some are anime themed

[hazy kayak]

yeah the informal public transport buses here are littered with naruto decals

[leaden arrow]

I want to buy one and plaster it with the lewdest AL art I can find

extra bonus to make it a city to rural route to fuck with people

[kind heart]

fuck this event, I'm done

[woven marsh]

Also that Kog looks like a loli from that angle

[visual mountain]

[kind heart]

Kog

[jagged tendon]

Kega

[visual mountain]

Koga

https://tenor.com/view/koga-pokemon-fuchsia-city-pokeball-luizdoro-gif-19343300

[woven marsh]

Akuhgi

[visual mountain]

[woven marsh]

YUS

[jagged tendon]

https://twitter.com/AzurLane_EN/status/1349385718490034176?s=19

Azur Lane Official (@AzurLane_EN)

Here’s an advance notification (Part 1) for the coming maintenance period. Please plan accordingly for the scheduled server downtime.

For any questions, contact us: [e-mail]

#AzurLane #Yostar

Twitter · Jan 13, 2021, 4:00 PM

Some nice QoL

[leaden arrow]

Wait, we can do missions even if we're not in-game?

hang on gotta read the Tweet again

[rough turret]

[brisk plaza]

After Varia is over

[woven marsh]

Notifications for guild stuff

finally

Bosses tab

finally

Red Man

[rough turret]

[woven marsh]

finally

Wait

Varia

[rough turret]

Hm?

[woven marsh]

why are you both Red AND Orange man

[rough turret]

Because Synd is mean

[woven marsh]

[rough turret]

Also wdym "finally"