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I have the stronger bonk














i mean
the IB event
Bitch, please.
Not with that attitude.
I am a Deputy of the Anti-horni brigade
Ok, so.
kk brb
Since canonically, the Commander has all ships ever under his command, despite not all of them showing up at once in-game, why is Z23 the only one being referred to as Zed, when there's at least 47 other Zeds?


First of all, ew. Spanish.
Second, I don't like where that 2nd image is going. Komi-san is too pure to lewd.
Uh

Whoever made that doujin needs Jayzus.
BURN IT
That being said, I shall now repeat myself.
BURN IT TO THE GROUND
Since canonically, the Commander has all ships ever under his command, despite not all of them showing up at once in-game, why is Z23 the only one being referred to as Zed, when there's at least 47 other Zeds?
idk
ask the devs
#trophy-room message
What the actual fuck? 
They are all Zed, it's a nation of Zeds. The Zed uprising will commence

Shina
sleep
Sorry if i was sendin of the blue adult memes
Jack, horni alert 
I just citadelled an emile bertin
Who put pinoquio on the prank video
Enjoy your search verd
Unless she got DDs or Fs, that butterface ain't gettin' no search from me.
Its Hypno as a hint
If you say so.
rylan wanna bonk probably
We need a better bonkin' officer, Jack's been off his game lately.
I only activate and run
🤦♂️
My Deputy
Hi, I'm Bam Margera, welcome to Jackass.
I’m the Sheriff of the anti-horni gang

Man, I miss Jackass.
jackass had some weird shit but it was fun?
iRemember getting the PS2 game and pissing myself laughing at the shooting range game.
Big Preston and Wee Man on a trampoline, you with a paint gun, fence between your targets
Big points for headshots.
BIGGER points for nutshots.
i think jackass team was making new movie
but they stop filming because some members get some serious injuries
Fuckin' Steve-O launching fireworks from his asshole.
And snorting wasabi.
Christ, my sinuses hurt just thinking about it.
Ye, because Ryan Dunn's death wasn't gonnna slow them down.
You don’t?
they arent that kinda coldblood persons you know

Read my sentence again.
@woven marsh keep trying kroto you will get weser and nurnburg
He's too stubborn to take out his mail coins/cubes.
nvm
@frail bone want to friend me ingame?
Nurnburg
When a german goes to murica
trying to friend all the regulars here
FKB
the real Drake grind is the friends we made along the way
sure
k sending request
Seeing how much time its taking for this phone to charge now its looking like it aint gonna reach year's end 
oh we sending fren reqs
Apparently.
I hope to god my mic doesn't record sounds from the computer

my headphone mic
throw me one at 136965218
gonna invade everyones dorms now

looking forward to it
Wait, Kroto's been playing since the 1st of October?
you're going to Brazil @frail bone
I'm his elder? 
bad elders bad elders bad elders bad elders
He's been since first pasta iirc
- Shokaku
So the 10th of January, then?
Porbably
first time I booted AL was Dec 2019
but my account from then is ded
wasn't binded
man i don't remember when i started playing
I forgot about AL for about 4 months
I wanna say october 2019 ish
then activated my current account in April 2020
27th of November apparently
How
trying to fastrack Belfast to level 120
It was during the 2nd anniversary
that is from anniversary
since like, I barely use her (all the sorties I do is with the Drake grind fleet)
Aww
after the Drake grind is over
but yeah i still remember how i started playing the game
I can finally dissolve the anglolis
iChose Laffey as my starter 
They could have kept it tho
QE will finally be able to rest
i kinda ambushed my friend who was keeping his playing the game a secret out of embarassment
i proceeded to harass him about his "boat thots" and then played the game myself and turned the term into one of pride
good times
@frail bone my dorm is about as orderly as irl Brazil
Ido about to throw the ships into a pool of acid

Feel like working on her for the memes
this one is mine
My 2 best friends know about me playing Boats 'n Hoes. One of them came up with the term. And I terrorize the other with my SR pulls and art.
the game records my account's activation as April 3 2020
though I remember it first being on the night of April 2
friends are what elevate this game to another level imo
For sure. None of them play the game, though.
like we have a culture of taunting each other with our day 1 pulls
I saw Bremerton art on Reddit last year in March and downloaded the game 🙂
Go ahead, call me Brem simp 
I got called "shipfucker"
i mean
but that implies I fuck
Like Ajax
Eugen

you can end an argument in my server by just saying something along the lines of "man, fuck chicago"
true
I oathed the 3 most important KMS ships, no regrets.
i mean its normal for a reason, doesn't necessarily mean its bad
which ones are those? for science, of course.
"hello guys my favorite ship is Prinz Eugen and my favorite skin is Unfading Smile"
lmaooo
Eugen, Bismarck, Roon. In that order.
ah i oathed graf zeppelin and nimi
go ahead
call me a lolicon
i have my defense ready
tbf I don't have the right to shit on Eugen simps
Eugen for the stats(lol), Bismarck because I think she's cute, and Roon because iSimp.
I oathed Enterprise and Belfast 🥴
Ditto.
I oathed Eugen and Belfast
hah
Laffey, Eugen, Bismarck, Roon, Belfast, Enterprise, Tennessee, Takao.
sometimes i think im the last man on earth who hasn't oathed enterprise
I only oathed Kasumi
you either oath Kisaragi or you're a normie
Casual fusou skin

Great taste
Saving a ring for Formidable, dunno who gets my last ring.
get Warspite to level 120 @flint meadow
I'm trying reeeeee
try harder
I was told to work on Helena first
Try harder.
my next ring is prolly going to FdG for stats and skin

Spoot is a ball of anger, she will fuck shit up.
I don't really oath ships anymore really
S P O O T
Ye, Spoot.
lemme find the meme i made about it
Ido's HDD/SSD be like 80% memes, 10% Windows, 10% ????

10% "homework"
I love that Warspite skin
Also, I just now realise I left Like a Dragon: Like a Dragon AFK
Best Spoot skin
inb4 I return to a random encounter in progress
I have developed a deep ironic love for the AL anime
deeper than most other animes
zoomer af
Yes, he did.
strateji
he must be punished
Good luck.
can you find the perpetrator good sir? @arctic hawk
Many have tried.
😱
Got 3 mil Yen to grind for.
9% Total War Three Kingdoms
In smol increments of 10-20k
1% homework

"get me the fuck out of hereeee" @frail bone
@cobalt wyvern the game refuses to give me a higher ranked player 

soon


Research time it for me and felt like doing some
rylan some day mod will come after you and bonk you so hard....
As long i keep it limited should be okayv

Didn't work, I'm out of refreshes 
Bad game 
I can just hope that one of those guys surpass me 
It's on purpose
Attack fleet. Haven't lost any match till now.
this is my offensive fleet with good rng i can beat everything
now with detection system CV matters in pvp
CV matters 
it's never an offensive fleet if it doesn't offend anyone
give me sec
this is SS from last pvp season the highest rank 
CC is bruh
ye
Thiff is on twitch, he's a cc
is making AL YTPs considered creating content
CC is content creator role
well i know
youtubers streamers etc.
how to get it?
thought it was more vague than that
Code Geass 
check #server-news and check pins there is tutorial how to get it
still working on SA Abridged episode 1
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
Kroto ^
this was mine last season with 2 loses
Me when they say that poi is not azuma

@woven marsh
:HelenaLewd:
we shall hammer the hornys
new bonkemote?
It's in #discord-feedback
good
@arctic hawk
Nice, my phone was charging slowly cause of the cable not the battery... yet
Gonna have to buy a new one tomorrow


Ohayougozaimasu
@versed terrace tfw I've been sneak peeking all the stuff I did
how
Lewdis 



Best cat and best doggo is who
Yamashiro and Poi 

Who is poi
Yuudachi
/wiki yudachi
Read it thanks thiff
tfw when the event gives every other ship but not the ship you wanted
im fucking done
im quitting al
@sleek crest just so you know kroto has it worse than you
no shit sherlock
how many cubes?
more than 200
just the fact that he has heinrich makes him better than me
i was even fine with just heinrich and not the others
but no
the game is being a cunt
Nero stop hiding
short story comrade life is a bitch some times you will not get what you want that how life works, always you can go whale buy some cubes and coins
I risked my luck to get these units faced the curse of 1:30 and got them
i CC i played already many events
i miss some ships too
so hmm
i missed howe
spend like 250 cubes
didnt get it
same story was with tosa
and le malin
so iam still playing this game
I joined towards the ending of Venus vacation and got honoka kasumi Monica nagisa misaki and missed Marie rose and nyotengu
don't feel bad
its not the end of world when will not get all ships from event
everything in this event is at best t1
ok maybe i wil be sad but i will never quit AL
wait next week for LUMBERING
Next few days is formidable which is way better than peter
Hms heavy cruise if not mistaken
I'm gonna make Formi / Shinano / Centaur ryuusei fleet
I mean I was being sarcastic
and she's a battleship
howe is Queen Elizabeth class battleship
QE class is QE, warspite, valiant
the other one valiant was........
After Saint Louis i want to start monarch just cant summon one hms main fleet
KGV is kgv, pow, doy, howe
honorary kgv is monarch
she's like the bastard child, probably
i was on the verge of quitting because i just got bored of it
i was just playing for the new ships
AL is pretty chill
if i cant get new ships i wont play this game
@sleek crest
you are not the only one who missing ships
happy I rolled honoka and monica
a shitty 2d png game almost gave me mental breakdown i cant believe it like now your place little shit
I can think of ONE artwork with Michishio
This is me having a lot of catching up to do @sleek crest
which I won't link because it was kinda nsfw
the only frenchies I'm missing are surcouf and vauquelin
Sorry for the spam thiff but i am pretty new to the game and joined during Collab from there I have hard grinding
uranami was from this https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/Spring_Festival
I had to face some harsh troll timers
hey guys wanna see something scary?
iam not mod here so i dont care heh:)
I am off to sleep now for real
I will try for jean bart if i get her will be happy or try to get all the units
Le malin jean bart and algerie i will target rest don't know
Yep
how 112 oil
Ok, that was good. Now I kinda' wanna re-watch that scene.
Thanks for the new emoji
@woven marsh 
@cobalt wyvern




This picture tells such a story


cogratz
just got a drake print :)
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/371735145780084736/798706073602228274/unknown.png btw just me @versed terrace @arctic hawk @woven marsh
or the painting over/censoring of the Pizza Hut symbol here looks so fake
like they did it in paint.net
here's the OG
He got the entire lineage 
They need to fix the notice board
Unobtainable ship girls: I-8, San Francisco, Tone, Chikuma, Pola, Vittorio Veneto
Alter ship girls: Ash (Enterprise Alter), Ember (Takao Alter)
Unreleased skin: Essex
Tone & Chikuma have been the game forever, I want them bunnies.
#AzurLane #アズールレーン #碧蓝航线

Gib Venetto, she's adorable

True
Mostly on dailies
I want her so badly
Talter

We got hamakaze a long time ago
And she was a w9 boss
Where is our tone
nope

Tone vs Hiryu fighting over who got killed more @woven marsh
I’d say Tone
She appears more in general
right
Past fox mines as well

Veneto
looks kinky
i dont mind sortieng her with mine HMS vanguard that you guys all know

Almost forgot dailies today
Get drunk or get shot 
Yo, anyone here done guild bosses for operations below large?
Done easy and normal
How many plates did it give?
5 on normal iirc and dont remember the easy
We finished normal yesterday
I just think there is an optimal one somewhere
Like
Very large is still predominantly blue plates
On the boss?
Think they're all like that
The large the op, the more stages it has
And like
You’d expect very large to be good

How many types there are
Easy, normal, hard and very hard?
Never seen hard so far
That I noticed
I remember fighting Tester first and then the sub carrier one from this event but now im not sure what size it was

guild operation rewards are 🚮
Ikr
Very large selection screen says it’s purple and gold plates only
It’s mostly blue
Bruh
Wait 15 in total or of each
Total
Said 5 but was talking of each
Probably does
So we should spam easy or what?
Im thinking that the length only means you have a chance of a better boss if its random
You wanna see how big it actually is?
Show it
Thats the one we're on now, the previous one had one less double mission section
If it gives less than 15, I riot
Hoping it pays off
let me see mine
Maintenance is only tomorrow right?
should be
Nice
wait theres maintenance tomorrow?
just for bug fixes or end of event?
I forgot I'm on brit time
Bruh
Pasta event frame beggining
bro... ur drake prints...
O H
well i only want giulio cesare so no real problem
Take them and leave Odin ones

+9% btw
why is it called :gooSex: and not :honkSex:?
Goose Essex

you are literally chaos
: )
LOOK AT YOUR PROFILE PIC
give it a 80% chance that I have Drake tomorrow
and 100% chance that I have her in 2 days
first time? @arctic hawk
Nah, I'm not complaining.
I'm pointing out his downfall.
you don't realize
there's a pretty good anti Jack Edwards trick
Royal is a Monarchy! @verbal talon
I'd rather use my own tools to drive him mad.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Littorio event was based up on heavy pool, get ready for SHOUNEN!
jokes on you I already have DoY
turn down for what
Just take to a battle once and then leave, she'll become a commission slave after that
everyone alive 
They're free now so hand over Trento 
I have 341 coobs btw
which is roughly the same amount of coobs I had when this event started


no I'm not doing this to flex
literally first time I'm doing good in math
I'm just happy

Congrats, 🐌
are we getting italians again?
Yes

I am late to the party, but I think I'll watch "Greyhound"
you are late
isnt 10:40 for u?
u very late
I literally doen't keep track of any movie/anime and the likes for the last year
Jack bulliiiiiii
it is, I woke up at 4 and pukes nonstop.........but there's nothing to eject
stomach hurts
could have related with Shinano
These two often butt heads.
but I was destined to be her enemy
be me
level 37 party
story boss level 50
eat shit twice
fine, I'll grind levels
Thanks, Like a Dragon: Like a Dragon.
I feel like reading up a fantasy web/light novel, got any suggestions?
nothing, sowwy
On the bright side, there's a conveniently-placed battle arena near the story warp area with very nice combat music to grind EXP in.
Homestuck
It's only 7000 pages.

The universe is a frog, and the frog is dying.
https://lightnovelbastion.com/novel/death-mage/
This was the last LN I read, it's great. The website is translator's.
I kinda wanna re-read it, but the feels at the end get me too hard.
I can't. It's a one-time thing.
3 very good music tracks came out of Homestuck.
Got any official links where I can read it at?
I think one of them is this funny little piece called megalovania isn't it @arctic hawk
You'd think so, wouldn't you.
Megalovania's fine, but it's no Heir of Grief.
Or Collide.
Or Cascade.
just wanted to point that out @arctic hawk
Is homestuck a playthrough?
Welcome Home Elf-san
Good morning
32 Odin, 51 Champagne, 162 Drake...
with pasta rerun we are guaranteed to hit dev26 drake
Light or event banner got all the units

i've been doing school work
and napping
lots of napping
cause i went to sleep at 7 am
and woke up around 11 am
my sleep schedule is already messed up


Foote Fletcher Karlsruhe

Btw Edinburgh is from which quest ?
Medal exchange

I don't think you can get Edinburgh at all anymore, good thing I got her before she was removed from the gacha
I got Edinburgh already and Sheffield the main maid is stubborn sign

And so the Pink Haired curse continues

I mean
I need fewer Pasta ships
but what bothers me is a frame event
which implies we are getting a Pasta 2.0
I had 160
before event
I have 51 and no coin
45
and no coin
and I got 2 more pink haired girls
I have 2 chungus attempts, anyway want hëlp?



Guidekeeper bonked you 

Horny bonk 
I can't access OPSiren 

3 types of reaction 

Anyone need chungus hëlp? I have one attempt remaining
Chüngüs

Monarch is done with Sirens' shit
We'd better fix that
Siren Killer 

Fren?
some purge went on in #797007688537735178 
Seems someone spammed really hard and got the ultimate chungus bonk

Someone got OdinBonked

That's like the 5th time I am seeing Purple Man's Chungus in World Chat
yet I can't see Fren's Chungus

2:20

i used my last attempt on Thiff's chungus 

I no Fren

handsome man
yes

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