lexington-general

[arctic hawk]

Peeps be complaining about the time-gated shops resetting

Just farm coins for that day, like I did

I've always had just barely enough to buy the things I wanted.

Like, 305 coins to buy a 300 coin item.

[hybrid trench]

just found out this

[visual mountain]

[arctic hawk]

No, thanks. I like being able to skip puzzles.

[leaden arrow]

Is there any benefit of doing the puzzles yourself

[arctic hawk]

Nope.

[hybrid trench]

i cleared all the puzzles

[arctic hawk]

You lose nothing but time by skipping them.

I will admit there was one puzzle I couldn't figure out.

[leaden arrow]

I can trade time for brain cells lol

[jagged tendon]

The reverse teleport one?

[arctic hawk]

The one with 3 watch towers.

[hybrid trench]

ah yes

[jagged tendon]

dont remember that one

[hybrid trench]

that one took 15 mins

[arctic hawk]

3 watch towers with "revolving" areas you weren't allowed to go into.

Take matrix plate from A to B, while avoiding the areas

[jagged tendon]

Only remember doing one those with 2 towers

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

It’s not that

It shortens her useless filler dialogue

[arctic hawk]

Ah

Then ye, that's welcome.

[woven marsh]

And shows most of the prompts once per login

[arctic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PFvKTr9KUY

[ripe aspen]

Really late reply, but yeah.

[arctic hawk]

Teach me how you got rid of that curse

[ripe aspen]

Theres no way to get rid of it

[arctic hawk]

[ripe aspen]

just pray that rngsus gives you the thing you need

[arctic hawk]

Fahk mi, I need about 12 of them

3, for starters.

[ripe aspen]

F

[arctic hawk]

Just Retrofit York and I need to retrofit her sister as well.

[leaden arrow]

you have Cheshire?

[ripe aspen]

nope, developing Saint Louis

Although i need to start grinding for her again

[woven marsh]

Everyone in this chat has more retros than I do

[arctic hawk]

[ripe aspen]

How many do you have?

[leaden arrow]

Nope, I have the least

Saratoga, Ayanami, Kisaragi, Nimi, Warspite, Sandy

[woven marsh]

Kisaragi

[ripe aspen]

i have no retrofits

[arctic hawk]

[ripe aspen]

[arctic hawk]

[jagged tendon]

How many do you have

[ripe aspen]

acasta is taking so long bc i need to get her to lvl80 to complete it

[woven marsh]

Like, few

[jagged tendon]

Few aint a number

[arctic hawk]

Imagine having to get ships to 85/90 to retrofit them

[woven marsh]

My man really likes Acasta

Woman

Whatever

[ripe aspen]

and even then i dont have the golden blueprint i need to do modernization

[woven marsh]

I forget

[leaden arrow]

btw I've been asking this again and again but does anyone have access to Bunker Hill's comment section

[arctic hawk]

Gender doesn't matter on the internet.

[leaden arrow]

I want to see the comments

[woven marsh]

Yes

[leaden arrow]

@woven marsh you have her?

[woven marsh]

Yes

[leaden arrow]

What's it like

[arctic hawk]

A warzone.

[leaden arrow]

is it an elite club

[arctic hawk]

Most comment sections are 2 camps and 1 perv.

The Protecc camp, the Fuck this camp and the perv.

[leaden arrow]

Bunker Hill is probably different considering her rarity

[jagged tendon]

Just get a bunker in the hill before going to any comment section

[leaden arrow]

lol even for Bunker Hill

thought it would be full of sekreit club members

[arctic hawk]

Wouldn't be surprised, to be honest.

[jagged tendon]

Oh yeah I never checked one I wanted to see but knowing it its probably degeneracy

[woven marsh]

Meh. I can’t make it vertical

[arctic hawk]

Kroto simps for Yukikaze.

[woven marsh]

It’s technically an elite club

[leaden arrow]

oh, it's nothing special lol

[woven marsh]

Half of the comments are dated

[arctic hawk]

Didn't even heart her

Kroto, you moster

[woven marsh]

Ah yes. Pússy

[woven marsh]

I never even go into comment sections

[ripe aspen]

Tfw this is the last retro node i will be able to do for nimi for a while

[leaden arrow]

God damn, even in her comment section

[arctic hawk]

Laffey and Z23 are very goode retrofits, you should focus them.

See, what did I say?

[leaden arrow]

Nero's theory confirmed

[arctic hawk]

2 camps and a perv.

[woven marsh]

182 likes tho

[jagged tendon]

Hey Kroto is that 4th one, russian?

[woven marsh]

Yes

[leaden arrow]

Wonder if AL has players from Central Asia

[jagged tendon]

What does it say

[woven marsh]

Eat more of those french buns

It’s a cliche in russian lmao

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

Be weird if it didn't.

chinese game

[brisk plaza]

For belfast

[leaden arrow]

I dunno what place where I'd least expect to find degenerate weebs

[arctic hawk]

Though, to be fair, I don't think I'd play a romanian game if I was given the chance to.

[leaden arrow]

horny people

[arctic hawk]

Imagine not expecting horny comments on Belfast

It's like expecting wholesome comments for Atago.

[leaden arrow]

But what about Little Bel

[arctic hawk]

Dun have'er

[woven marsh]

But Atago is wholesome

[arctic hawk]

Debatable.

[woven marsh]

No debate, only dog

[arctic hawk]

I am a simple mans. I see , I react with

[jagged tendon]

Can never have too many subs, especially one like that

[brisk plaza]

@leaden arrow your answer for atago 😂

Nero is correct

[jagged tendon]

Ara Arsonist

Someone on Heinrich's, "so... is Hipper adopted"

[visual mountain]

Bruh

[arctic hawk]

Ye, I tend to be.

Atago is the first thing you think about when you read/hear Azur Lane.

And she's the most lewded Kansen.

Ever.

Cute face, big tid, thighhighs that go just under the short skirt, and doggo ears.

A weeb's wet dream.

[woven marsh]

Technically, Eugen should be the adopted one

[woven marsh]

kensan

[jagged tendon]

Why, Heinrich should be the adopted

Hipper, Eugen (and technically Weser) are the same class

[arctic hawk]

Kansen*?

[woven marsh]

Yes

[woven marsh]

I thought we were talking about chest size

[jagged tendon]

Firstly yes but even so Eugen and Heinrich have tits, Hipper doesnt

[arctic hawk]

Hipper is the pattent.

Eugen is the MK II

Heinrich is a deviation

Place ya' bets. Will D3 drop Artemis today?

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

I like your optimism. ||Fuck you.||

[brisk plaza]

()

[arctic hawk]

Well, before I can find out, I have to enhance my ships. 401/400 @_@

[jagged tendon]

SR map drops are a lie, thats why i got her on gacha... twice

[arctic hawk]

I did get some SR map drops from events before.

[jagged tendon]

I couldnt even get Gnei for 3 events, much less a SR

[brisk plaza]

Can't get the foxes from 3-4

[arctic hawk]

iJust got Gneisnau from a random fleet 2 minutes ago

[arctic hawk]

You and literally everyone else, mate. That's why 3-4 is called "The Fox Mines".

[jagged tendon]

Except that guy that got Akega on the same run

[arctic hawk]

Ye, fuck that guy.

No Artemis.

[woven marsh]

I got Akaga in two days

[brisk plaza]

Broke now

[arctic hawk]

Why are you doing gold researches now

Just do free ones.

[brisk plaza]

To get some bp

[jagged tendon]

https://twitter.com/niwata0/status/1347500793805488128?s=19

にわ田 (@niwata0)

Wah Wah World💖💖

#TAKAMORI #callillust #artsofashes #絵ニックス

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Twitter · Jan 8, 2021, 11:09 AM

Calli looks like Silver with Kazuna

[leaden arrow]

It's funny that I saw that right after I finished conquering France........again

[jagged tendon]

[leaden arrow]

yet somehow I got nothing from the peace deal other than a couple of provinces

[jagged tendon]

Couldnt even cuck the ai?

[leaden arrow]

ai cucked me, the points went to Belgium instead

wtf

[hazy kayak]

out of gold electronics again

[woven marsh]

Just shadow puppet smh my head

[leaden arrow]

Smh, these man fought for their country only to get cucced. I didn't even start the war, it was Sweden and Denmark

though, now that I think about it again............I killed France for no reason then, old habit I guess

literally a reenactment of what happened in 1940

[jagged tendon]

Imagine having to do something for france to be destroyed

Either nothing or dropping the 7th regiment of parachuters

Polaris archive/rerun when

Need to farm DC and pull specials

[leaden arrow]

I don't have any para trained

can't go through sea since Germany doesn't have enough surface ships to escort the convoys

so I literally just used France as a highway to get to Italy lol

[jagged tendon]

Couldnt you just annex austria?

[leaden arrow]

I can't, they're guaranteed

[jagged tendon]

Switzerland?

[leaden arrow]

I don't want to drag the nato into a world war.........But, I didn't realize that I already did that anyway

so I pepega'd there

[jagged tendon]

[leaden arrow]

but seriously, why tf are all my warscores went to damn Belgium

they did nothiiiiiiing

[jagged tendon]

Idk, annex belgium and get it back

[leaden arrow]

reeeee

I hate this game, fucc this game

cuccing simulator, that's what this game is

[sleek crest]

cucc?

[leaden arrow]

yet I still play it

[sleek crest]

bruh

[leaden arrow]

Scheisse

[sleek crest]

just fucking use player led peace

lmao

[leaden arrow]

that's too cheaty

I dun like

[sleek crest]

how

[leaden arrow]

||I like getting abused||

after 900 hours of playing this cursed game, you'd think I'm a masochist

[visual mountain]

Mona is horni

[leaden arrow]

nani ?

why do I get bonked too

[visual mountain]

Horni

[arctic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDoNp_hTB1M

I hate how accurate this is.

[leaden arrow]

I am not horni

k, I am sad

now I'll go and kidnap someone

[arctic hawk]

If you're not horni, howcome you keep getting bonked?

[leaden arrow]

[hot moat]

[leaden arrow]

Dunno, maybe because I said that I am a Maso-

I mean, cute

too cute, yes

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-javelin-gif-19862899

[hazy kayak]

hm what should I craft next

[arctic hawk]

Tenor's search sucks so bad.

[hazy kayak]

thinking Firecrest

[leaden arrow]

yeah

I am soo schleepy alr

[arctic hawk]

[leaden arrow]

I nearly jumped out of my chair lul

[arctic hawk]

bloop

[leaden arrow]

my Grandma thought I am having a seizure

[arctic hawk]

ok

[hazy kayak]

which

thinking pr3 C

[arctic hawk]

T

[jagged tendon]

[hazy kayak]

you sure?

[arctic hawk]

Suit yourself

[jagged tendon]

Either T or O

[hazy kayak]

that's a weak answer dude

[arctic hawk]

ohey, O is for Seattle. I'd go for O.

[hazy kayak]

you should be more adamant when tryna convince people

[arctic hawk]

No, I shouldn't.

It's your choice, ultimately.

[hazy kayak]

yeah you should

[arctic hawk]

[hazy kayak]

I went for the D research in the end

since it's the cheapest one

[arctic hawk]

You always go for the D, anyway.

Horni bastard.

[hazy kayak]

deez nuts

[kind heart]

where's my rainbow prints

[hazy kayak]

60 left for Champagne, 44 left for Odin

171 left for drake

[jagged tendon]

In my port

[hazy kayak]

ah, I haven't had a good drake research in a while

[kind heart]

ah, I haven't done a good research in a while

[hazy kayak]

my mum wants to give me her s10

nice

[kind heart]

s10 is a great phone

[arctic hawk]

Ask for her 152mm instead

[hazy kayak]

funny guy huh?

[arctic hawk]

[hazy kayak]

you must've eaten a clown's nose or something

[leaden arrow]

make it 220mm

[hazy kayak]

I mean ideally the line is

"You're so funny, I bet you sucked some clown dick"

[leaden arrow]

you need a bigger gun, according to the communist manifesto

[arctic hawk]

You're so funny, I bet you sucked some clown's dick, Rau.

[hazy kayak]

yeah, like that

[leaden arrow]

for a second there, I thought this was a dream

[arctic hawk]

Missed opportunity to name that emoji "laesse"

[leaden arrow]

wat

[arctic hawk]

Oh, hey. Neat

[kind heart]

my chungus

[arctic hawk]

Smol

[jagged tendon]

Why is Kroto's name reversed

[arctic hawk]

oHey, our friend, the Snowflake Identifier

[jagged tendon]

[hazy kayak]

The Fubuki skin will be the free one

[sudden moss]

#58

[kind heart]

I have no idea

[jagged tendon]

https://twitter.com/AzurLane_EN/status/1347905968814710786?s=19

Azur Lane Official (@AzurLane_EN)

Dear Commander,

Here’s an advance notification for the upcoming update.

For any questions, contact us: [e-mail]

#AzurLane #Yostar

Twitter · Jan 9, 2021, 2:00 PM

[leaden arrow]

He lives in another Dimeonsion after all

[jagged tendon]

No Horny skin for us?

[leaden arrow]

with his honokers dreams

wait, no

[kind heart]

[fossil cape]

Free skin for

[jagged tendon]

[kind heart]

I don't have fubuki

[jagged tendon]

You never got her?

[hazy kayak]

I scrapped fubuki

[kind heart]

Never

[jagged tendon]

Whats with you and old ijn dds

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

The amount of peeps here who don't have is kinda' unsettling.

Is up.

If anyone wants to join.

[kind heart]

my missing ijn DDs

[fossil cape]

My Fubuki just chillin' at level 70

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

iThink mine's...50?

[fossil cape]

MLB'd her for Azuma tech point requirement

[arctic hawk]

@jagged tendon

I can already build Azuma if I want.

Cheshire's next, though.

[kind heart]

My Azuma is dev20

[arctic hawk]

I barely have 46 BPs for the DRs.

[fossil cape]

At that time i had quite a lot of Sakura SR but no purins

So i leveled and mlb a ton of Elites

[arctic hawk]

Man, really hates my Roon.

[jagged tendon]

22 for azuma, 29 for fdg, 28 for drake and 10 general2, 14 general3

[arctic hawk]

My only D30 is Roon

[jagged tendon]

Same

Next is Odin at D22

[fossil cape]

Gascan (fate 3)
Nep (Fate 2)
Seattle
Cheshire

[kind heart]

I have have Monarch (fs3), Ibuki, Saint Louis at Dev30 followed by Seattle dev21 and Kitakaze and Azuma at dev20

[arctic hawk]

Gotta fight one more time, then Imma show you my shameful PR progress.

[jagged tendon]

Roon (fate 4)
Odin D22
Sanrui D18
Mainz D14

[fossil cape]

Georgia, Kitakaze and Ibuki are my other PR at D25+

[edgy nebula]

this club general so active

[jagged tendon]

Lexgang

[fossil cape]

[arctic hawk]

Are the other ones actually dead or something?

[edgy nebula]

sandy last msg was 10am

lol

washi last msg was 8pm

[leaden arrow]

so degen and weird as well.......at times, yes

[arctic hawk]

Dang.

[edgy nebula]

so ya

[leaden arrow]

try it, you'll see something gooood from time to time

[arctic hawk]

Proud of having chosen Lexington when I first started playing, then

[edgy nebula]

this chat so active

[jagged tendon]

I didnt choose Lex, Lex chose me

[edgy nebula]

lol

[arctic hawk]

I don't remember why I chose Lexington at first, to be honest. Didn't even know how she looked like until I got'er.

[leaden arrow]

ah yes, the game auto-select that

[jagged tendon]

[leaden arrow]

there's only Avrora and Lex, and the game just chose the newest one for me at the time

[arctic hawk]

But anyway, @edgy nebula

[hazy kayak]

It was also the only server not on fire during microlayer

hahaha

[leaden arrow]

also, Avrora died a lot lol

[edgy nebula]

washi also was fine btw

[jagged tendon]

I thought it was for regions but had a british friend that ended in Avrora

[hazy kayak]

I see

[kind heart]

I didn't choose Lex, Lex chose me
||servers were down during Microlayer, so the game gave this to me||

[leaden arrow]

The duo, ofc

[orchid plover]

:3

[leaden arrow]

Ephaaaaa

[edgy nebula]

amagi didn't even exist

[hazy kayak]

I wouldn't have met my lexingtonbros like chocopolus if I picked another server

[edgy nebula]

[hazy kayak]

so I regret nothing

[orchid plover]

@leaden arrow

[leaden arrow]

she was busy getting......uuhh.......

[fossil cape]

[arctic hawk]

Built

[jagged tendon]

the coffin

[leaden arrow]

[fossil cape]

[arctic hawk]

is this One Word Story?

[leaden arrow]

Coffin dance, except the coffin is filled with gunpowder

[arctic hawk]

So, like in Terminator 2?

[kind heart]

[brisk plaza]

I was told to select amagi

[kind heart]

It's the newest server

[leaden arrow]

hahahaha, I know that scene

[hazy kayak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473849156360863745/792952065071513630/20201223_202755.jpg

amagi

[arctic hawk]

DELET

No bulli Amagi

[kind heart]

[jagged tendon]

F

[leaden arrow]

Protecc Amagi

[arctic hawk]

The struggle of a KMS fleet carry:
Spawn 4 Siren reinforcement pools on all 4 corners of a big map
By the time you reach the 2nd, reinforcements
By the time you reach the 3rd, 2 reinforcements
By the time you reach the 4th, 2 capital ships

Guess it's time for the Kriegsmarine to start blasting Mick Gordon again.

[leaden arrow]

Same, I love this server and chat

though I was surprised with the history

[hazy kayak]

https://twitter.com/oyuwari_u/status/1347896953430892545?s=19

おゆわり (@oyuwari_u)

巫女フォーミダブルちゃん
#アズールレーン

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Twitter · Jan 9, 2021, 1:24 PM

[jagged tendon]

[leaden arrow]

but then again, this is the most active chat and server

[arctic hawk]

Yes. Formidable art good.

[balmy spruce]

nice

[leaden arrow]

Amagi ded

F

[jagged tendon]

The lotto art

[leaden arrow]

Formi

[hazy kayak]

https://twitter.com/Seseren_kr/status/1347916685194317829?s=19

Seseren (@Seseren_kr)

鳥になっちゃいました！
#アズールレーン #アズレン #碧藍航線 #碧蓝航线 #AzurLane

Painting process Video : https://t.co/dJscasvqzZ
Broadcast Alarm & Download GIF : https://t.co/yiWni35xVl https://t.co/QqMbpRM8gS

▶ Play video

Twitter · Jan 9, 2021, 2:42 PM

[leaden arrow]

Z28 comes to class drunk

[hazy kayak]

peep

[arctic hawk]

WHoever designed the OPSiren map pathfinding needs to be kicked in the balls.

Every day.

[jagged tendon]

fire in the map
Ships:

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-fine-fire-house-burning-okay-gif-5263684

[arctic hawk]

Whirlpools, too.

There was a straight path to the cat pool along the edges of the map. Safe. What does Fleet 1 do? Straight into a fire and a whirlpool.

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

I mean, I get I'm not the best commander, but come on.

Kroto really likes my dorm, he hasn't left for 2 days.

Also, I promised shame:

[edgy nebula]

smh

[arctic hawk]

ington

[jagged tendon]

Gonna do Yeptune after Monarch, been using her gun on Helena

[leaden arrow]

I need Neptune for farming Cheshire

[arctic hawk]

Do you, though?

No other HSM vanguard?

[cobalt wyvern]

@arctic hawk Quebecois intereference

it must be that!

[kind heart]

Suzu mvp against abyss boss

[arctic hawk]

[leaden arrow]

It makes things easier for me

she powerful

[arctic hawk]

So's London

[jagged tendon]

Her ship majesty's

[leaden arrow]

lol I don't know if I own London or not

[arctic hawk]

Her Majesty's ship* ?

[kind heart]

[jagged tendon]

You're the one that said HSM

[arctic hawk]

Boi, you get London and retrofit her this instant.

It would seem I did.

Her Ship's Majesty.

[leaden arrow]

Will do, sir

[cobalt wyvern]

new update
no compensation 3000 oil

shaking and crying rn

[kind heart]

[hasty kiln]

its hotfix

[cobalt wyvern]

idc

we need 4000 oil compensation

[arctic hawk]

onoes, Ido will have 250k oil instead of 253k. The horror.

[cobalt wyvern]

250k is impossible

25k is the hard cap

[leaden arrow]

I think I'm the only person who gets a softlock every time I start the game

touch works but not response

[arctic hawk]

[leaden arrow]

happens for a second

[arctic hawk]

If anyone wants to join.

[jagged tendon]

Rabbit stew

[arctic hawk]

Can't wait 'til I have D30 Odin who can out-E the Grey Ghost.

[cobalt wyvern]

wake up early for DnD game

DM is sick so the game is cancelled

[arctic hawk]

Get him an Elixir, he'll be fine.

[kind heart]

Look at the 1st skill and then the weak point

[arctic hawk]

They're learning to cover their weaknesses.

@jagged tendon

[jagged tendon]

Use Spoot, if she ignored Lucky E she can ignore that too

[cobalt wyvern]

I was the Bard @arctic hawk

[arctic hawk]

KMS fleet

Spoot

[cobalt wyvern]

Spoot

more like

cool

[arctic hawk]

How much do you use Vicious Mockery?

[jagged tendon]

Me using Spoot on KMS fleet against every chungus

[arctic hawk]

If the answer isn't "Every single encounter", then you need to re-think your life choices.

[cobalt wyvern]

Vicious Mockery

what

[arctic hawk]

bard
doesn't use Vicious Mockery

The hell kinda' D&D do you play

[cobalt wyvern]

oh

oh

yeah

you mean in DnD

[arctic hawk]

[cobalt wyvern]

it's my first DnD game so stfu

and we only play weekly

so I tend to forget stuff

but basically I'm the chaotic neutral of the group

one of the other players tried to intimidate a store owner and failed horribly

and everyone started laughing at him

and I started laughing too

[arctic hawk]

My first D&D, I played a dragonborn wizard.
I used Mage Hand to tickle the testicles of a kobold, and he jumped into a bottomless pit out of embarrasment.

[cobalt wyvern]

like, in universe

lmao

[arctic hawk]

By the time I reached level 5, I was tankier than our paladin.

Who was a smol chinese woman. We had to roll perspective to understand her every time she talked.

For added effect, the guy who played her used Google Translate to talk to us in chinese.

[cobalt wyvern]

my character is a former sage who desires knowledge

and became a bard for some reason

[arctic hawk]

At level 3, our mage learned Mindreading, and I learned every single language ever, so there went that chinese shtick.

[woven marsh]

Not coins?

[cobalt wyvern]

nah

just knowledge

thought it'd be funnier

[leaden arrow]

reminds me of the guy who owned Lambos and collected knowledge

[cobalt wyvern]

we have players who try playing seriously

[arctic hawk]

Party of 3: tiny old chinese lady paladin, dwarf warlock(not mage, I am dumb) who is infatuated with stones, and dragonborn wizard(me) with wild magic.

I love rolling 1s.

[cobalt wyvern]

and I'm like

"my character laughs at insert guy who failed intimidate roll"

[woven marsh]

laughing failed

[cobalt wyvern]

I'm a changeling with a homebrew rule that makes me able to disguise myself as a snail

[arctic hawk]

[cobalt wyvern]

GM let me be a Snail

[arctic hawk]

Our tiny chinese woman paladin carries the corpse of a beheaded bar wench on her back.

[cobalt wyvern]

one monk player successfully suplexed a robot

[kind heart]

weakness: shelling

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-lie-lol-not-telling-the-truth-that-was-a-lie-gif-13885912

[arctic hawk]

Our first "quest giver" was a golem made by The Big Bad disguised himself as a benevolent mage. The guy playing the old chinese paladin got bored of listening to the wench's speech and grabbed her by the feet and smashed her head against a wall.

Then decided to carry the corpse on her back since.

[cobalt wyvern]

wait

Graf Zeppelin says owari da

[arctic hawk]

She named the corpse Vanessa.

[cobalt wyvern]

I named a corpse "Bill"

[arctic hawk]

You did read how Vanessa became a corpse, yea?

[cobalt wyvern]

ye

[arctic hawk]

Oke, good.

At one point, we reach a suspiciously inviting regal dining table full of extravagant foods.

We're suspicious it might be poisoned or cursed, so the chinese lagy paladin force-feeds something to Vanessa's corpse

Vanessa comes back to life breefly and screams in pain.

Before the paladin lady smashes what's left of her head on a nearby wall and the corpse loses the entire head.

I don't think our paladin is Chaotic Good at all.

[cobalt wyvern]

lmao

[jagged tendon]

How long does a game of DnD usually take?

[arctic hawk]

Months.

Years sometimes.

Or, if the party does something stupid, 2 days.

[jagged tendon]

[leaden arrow]

DnD takes that long?

[arctic hawk]

Ye.

In D&D, you don't control a character, you become the character.

And immerse yourself in the world.

And spend 70% of the time rolling dice and doing math.

[kind heart]

Last second kill

[arctic hawk]

During our game, I attempted to get tipsy and interrogate some shady guy about a shipment of illegals. Rolled a 1, so my character got piss-drunk and started rambling about random crap, accidentally summoned a water elemental, and crawled on the floor like a worm for an hour yelling "COOKIES, MARTHA!"

[leaden arrow]

and I thought Monopoly is long

[kind heart]

I cleared 3 abyss today, got 0 UR prints 🙂

[arctic hawk]

D&D is an adventure.

@leaden arrow Look up JoCat's "A Crap Guide to DnD" series. He explains some things.

[leaden arrow]

Thanks, will do

[arctic hawk]

[leaden arrow]

I've heard about DnD for a long time but never really touched it

[arctic hawk]

It's a rabbit hole.

[cobalt wyvern]

@arctic hawk my Leander has more than 2 million surplus XP

[ripe aspen]

You.... you didn't know?

[cobalt wyvern]

more like

2.7m

@ripe aspen barely used her

excuse me for not knowing her battle quotes

[ripe aspen]

[cobalt wyvern]

I use good carriers

[arctic hawk]

The origin of is cute.

[cobalt wyvern]

can you show?

[arctic hawk]

If I can find it.

[cobalt wyvern]

k

[arctic hawk]

Might take a while, though.

[cobalt wyvern]

oh

[arctic hawk]

Nevermind.

[cobalt wyvern]

now I wanna unsee that

[arctic hawk]

Why, it's cute.

[kind heart]

I like it, both look thicc

[jagged tendon]

[cobalt wyvern]

nah I'm kidding

@arctic hawk

[ripe aspen]

why did i think that was enterprise oh my god

[cobalt wyvern]

joking on the "Enty and Bisko are twins" meme

[arctic hawk]

Because it is.

[kind heart]

Enty face virus 🙂

[arctic hawk]

Bismarck is German Enterprise.

With Big Guns instead of planes.

[jagged tendon]

I understand Bisko and Enty but not Tirp and Enty

[arctic hawk]

I don't see Enterprise/Tirpitz either.

[ripe aspen]

^

[frail bone]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc_dP_fdyPA

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

Need that Bismarck skin.

I need it

[jagged tendon]

Was going to buy it but had to spend the money on smth else

[arctic hawk]

Had 300 gems back then

[hot moat]

[cobalt wyvern]

oh yeah

yesterday I cleared all the Nunavut/Hudson Bay stages

now I'm gonna liberate the Caribbean

[arctic hawk]

Congrats.

[hot moat]

[kind heart]

[cobalt wyvern]

literally Perseus energy

[kind heart]

i cleared mine yesterday

[hot moat]

Hey uhh, how do I enter chap 2?

[arctic hawk]

I ignored that bay for the longest time because there was nothing of interest there.

Got a quest there today.

[cobalt wyvern]

I just need to liberate my home @arctic hawk

[kind heart]

follow the clearing missions given to you in Information

[arctic hawk]

Understandable.

[hot moat]

clearing mission?

[arctic hawk]

Red question marks.

Do those exclusively.

[hot moat]

I don't see any after finishing chap 1

[arctic hawk]

I mean red exclamation marks.

Derp.

[cobalt wyvern]

the

what

[arctic hawk]

Qeual or lower

Oh, come on.

Equal

[kind heart]

there exists a c7 coordinate logger in the game

[cobalt wyvern]

[hot moat]

what

[jagged tendon]

You have to control a number of zones before moving to another chapter

[hot moat]

oooh

[arctic hawk]

Do the green ones, I guess?

[hot moat]

I see

[arctic hawk]

oshit, forgot about that.

[kind heart]

Click on information and do the missions there

[hot moat]

ahh okay, got it

[arctic hawk]

I just naturally progressed because I tend to clear maps anyway.

[hot moat]

I've been procastinating too much

[kind heart]

c7 logger

[cobalt wyvern]

she's so charismatic

[jagged tendon]

Want to level her but need to lb and need one more purin for Strasser

[cobalt wyvern]

me before going into the Caribbean in OPSiren

me after going to the Caribbean in OPSiren

[frail bone]

wtf

[ripe aspen]

imagine playing OPSiren

i probably wont play it when i get to lvl60 but

[hot moat]

Seeing +0 feels weird

[jagged tendon]

Seeing a pokemon video with Masuda saying that ppl dont have time for difficult things and are always on the phone so no time to grind
I cant take the image of Kroto yelling at Yostar to give an actual challenge in AL (a grindy game) out of my head

[arctic hawk]

I'll take some of those SR plans

[arctic hawk]

But...but...

[ripe aspen]

ok ngl i dont really care abt Hiryuu META

[visual mountain]

Im in hell, i chose ditto to start and barely caught a level 4 mr mime and found out it only knows barrier

Im lucky the first trainer isn't mandatory

[jagged tendon]

Which game?

[visual mountain]

Crystal clear

[jagged tendon]

Ah

[visual mountain]

[arctic hawk]

Do a Nuzlocke for the lulz

[visual mountain]

Could have done worse

[arctic hawk]

What were your starter choices?

[visual mountain]

Like starting on an island

[jagged tendon]

[visual mountain]

Starter choices were Bulbasaur, Charmander, Squirtle, Chikorita, Cyndaquil, TotoDile, Pikachu, Eevee, Psyduck, Slowpoke, Seel, Growlithe, Houndour, Ponyta, Voltorb, Porygon, Pichu, Cleffa, Igglybuff, Togepi, Tyrogue, Smoochum, Elekid, Magby, Smeargle, Ditto, Unown, Magikarp, Shuckle, Vulpix

[jagged tendon]

Not choosin Unown smh

[frail bone]

[visual mountain]

If it was a ghost one i couldn't really pass much trainers

[rotund pelican]

[visual mountain]

My best bet would be psychic

[arctic hawk]

And you chose fucking Ditto.

[visual mountain]

Since none of kanto has darks

[arctic hawk]

Growlithe

Fucking Houndour

WHY

[jagged tendon]

Eevee into Umbreon

[arctic hawk]

VULPIX

Do you realise Growlithe evolves into Arcanine, a pseudo-legendary

Legendary stats, but not banned in tournaments

[visual mountain]

Ditto is the best pokemon

[jagged tendon]

Arcanine aint a pseudo tho

[arctic hawk]

Houndoom is the best dark/fire combo

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

So many good choices

[visual mountain]

Ninetails learns fire blast, flamethrower, nasty plot and in newer gens a psychic move

[arctic hawk]

and you chose fucking Ditto

[visual mountain]

Idk why but the ditto had high def ivs

[jagged tendon]

Does it at least have imposter?

[leaden arrow]

I gave up on OP Siren

[visual mountain]

Plus an item that buffs its def when in battle

[leaden arrow]

Angery Enty might make me go back I guess

[visual mountain]

Its a gen2 rom hack

[jagged tendon]

Ive seen gen 3 roms with new abilities

[visual mountain]

Abilities weren't made until 3

[arctic hawk]

Who's the next META, anyway?

[jagged tendon]

Oh right

[leaden arrow]

Either Ark Royal or Enterprise

Gonna wait for Enterprise

[arctic hawk]

Lel, Ark Royal META

Hide yo' DDs.

Hide yo' CLs.

No one is safe.

[visual mountain]

Ive seen dynamaxing, mega evolution, fairy type all current pokemon in a gen 3 rom

[jagged tendon]

Meta Ark is horny for everyone

[leaden arrow]

Kisaragi must become a META to protect herself and her fellow DDs

[arctic hawk]

not the subs

[leaden arrow]

because I doubt Enty META gives a shit

[jagged tendon]

especially the subs

[arctic hawk]

[leaden arrow]

U-556 META pls

From Bismarck's Loyal Knight to Bismarck's assasin

[arctic hawk]

Souryu META

[visual mountain]

https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1347928877679538179?s=20

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[jagged tendon]

Noice

[visual mountain]

Clown 3d

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

The fox knows what's up.

[visual mountain]

Features:
Opening Sequence
Open world
Scaling Gyms and trainers
New Features and Quality-of-life changes
New options
General improvements
Elite Four
Map changes and additions
Obtainability and Compatibility
Music
Shiny hunting
Renewable Resources, E4 Resetting and Trades
Marts and Decorations
HMs
Misc stuff
New features from v2.1.1
New Dex
Residences
Footprints
Nickname Palettes
The Arena
New Maps and Overworld changes
New events

Also poison wont knock pokemon on overworld

[cobalt wyvern]

@arctic hawk 7th Hiryu drop since this event started

like jesus watafack

[arctic hawk]

[kind heart]

https://tenor.com/view/chungus-thanos-big-chungus-hey-bruh-gif-16293618

[arctic hawk]

Smol

[brisk plaza]

There are how many good cv

I know few

[cobalt wyvern]

wdym

[brisk plaza]

Like most used

[cobalt wyvern]

Enterprise

[arctic hawk]

Essex

[cobalt wyvern]

Enterprise

[arctic hawk]

Graf Zeppelin

[cobalt wyvern]

and Essex

[arctic hawk]

oright, Intrepid.

[cobalt wyvern]

Intrepid is event only

[arctic hawk]

Isn't Essex?

[cobalt wyvern]

no

[arctic hawk]

Noted.

[brisk plaza]

Essex is there in the event banner and special pull

[frail bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415872267038490626/797513591435165766/unknown.png

time to farm

[arctic hawk]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CJ0whjLBlgm/

[brisk plaza]

Monarch ?

Weser

[arctic hawk]

Honolulu

[brisk plaza]

Nice

[kind heart]

[brisk plaza]

Sent to one of my friends and 😂

[jagged tendon]

Tf is intruder made of, she ate more barrages than anything else from 2 fleets and barely did anything

[kind heart]

||Mr. Bean|| Ms.Odin

[jagged tendon]

"Using a different route is recommended"
To where exactly

[visual mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-fine-fire-house-burning-okay-gif-5263684

[visual mountain]

Shut taihoe

Id rather have LI blast my ears out

[frail bone]

you can relate more with LI

[visual mountain]

Yes

[hazy kayak]

weakling changes like this is what ruined pokemon

[visual mountain]

You know what changes ruined pokemon

Special split

[leaden arrow]

she thinks she's in control but in reality I am

[brisk plaza]

@leaden arrow you horny ?

[leaden arrow]

more like sleep deprived

and drunk

[brisk plaza]

@leaden arrow then go to sleep

[visual mountain]

No horni

[frail bone]

Taihou is not a dominatrix

she is by far the most soft Yandere in the game

[visual mountain]

Which says a lot

Since there are a few

Including uni

[brisk plaza]

I am not its grippie

[visual mountain]

[leaden arrow]

sorry if im hornt, am fucked up rn

but hey at least i got a new profile picture

[visual mountain]

I love when people say dps in a turned based rpg

Like someone said that jalter has the best dps

Bruh

[jagged tendon]

You know that image of the guy saying "random bullshit go"?
Thats my opinion of the strongholds

[visual mountain]

If we are talking about irl seconds pretty sure jack has the highest

Have you seen the amount of damage her quicks do in a full chain

[frail bone]

DPT

[visual mountain]

I love this

This is fun glitch

[frail bone]

ah yes

[jagged tendon]

What glitch?

[frail bone]

when no enemies spawn

[visual mountain]

When the end battle thing wont load

[jagged tendon]

Ah yes

[visual mountain]

Meaning a resey

[frail bone]

meaning

your game crashed

fun

[versed terrace]

Ayyy

Hello

[leaden arrow]

This shit happens when your internet is slow

[versed terrace]

Bruh I just stay stuck there for like a min

[leaden arrow]

best seen when using a shitty mobile internet connection

ohh

[visual mountain]

Nah

[leaden arrow]

dunno if that happened to me yet

[versed terrace]

Just reset the game l

And do the battle again

[leaden arrow]

but something similar happened when playing AL with 3G internet

[visual mountain]

It happens when you leave the app for a while after last enemy dies

Like the second it dies

[versed terrace]

[visual mountain]

Leave the app tab for a few mins

[versed terrace]

If you just leave the app for a while in any screen, the connection gets wonky

[jagged tendon]

last ship in the fleet
last vanguard barely alive
decides to ram the enemy

[leaden arrow]

smart dd

[versed terrace]

[jagged tendon]

It should be a smart dd tbh, it was

[leaden arrow]

Nimi, why tf did you ram the enemy

weren't you the one telling your students not to ram the enemy

[arctic hawk]

So let's say I want to make a fleet out of this.

Belfast, Neptune and London as vanguard.

Howe, Spoot and ?

Hood or PoW?

[cobalt wyvern]

me 🤝 Nero
Neptune at level 99 for some reason

[arctic hawk]

kek

[cobalt wyvern]

should I retrofit Foxhound for the memes?

she's just a common, should be cheap

[arctic hawk]

Yes, memes.

[arctic hawk]

That the alt?

[hazy kayak]

I think I'm actually a HMSbro

[cobalt wyvern]

aargh so many red numbers in that screenshot

[brisk plaza]

🫖 ☕ 🍹

[hazy kayak]

too many of my favorite ships are HMS

[brisk plaza]

Yup

[hazy kayak]

Specificallt Perseus, Cheshire and Drake

[arctic hawk]

Also, how good/bad is this

[kind heart]

no evasion gear

[cobalt wyvern]

give that gun to Spootnik @arctic hawk

[brisk plaza]

Hms fleet in alt 😂

[hazy kayak]

are you playing manual?

because that's fine aside from probably the aux?

[arctic hawk]

?

[brisk plaza]

Me or nero ?

[arctic hawk]

Nah, I auto.

[leaden arrow]

I manual when shit gets complicated

[woven marsh]

Dork

[arctic hawk]

Dork it is, then.

Yea, I'm ready

[neat flicker]

Ok, I got nothing from gacha today

[woven marsh]

[kind heart]

sadge

[woven marsh]

Excuse me

[brisk plaza]

Hms fleet for alt

[arctic hawk]

Kroto may know this, but I'm not exactly on the wealthy side when it comes to gear.

[leaden arrow]

you have a lot of copies

[woven marsh]

I am the only one who is allowed to complain here

About gacha

[leaden arrow]

MLB? @brisk plaza

[woven marsh]

I still only have Heinrich

[neat flicker]

Where's my Nurn?

[brisk plaza]

Know warspite victorious hood serius belfast anyone else

[hazy kayak]

lucklets...

[neat flicker]

[brisk plaza]

MLB ?

[arctic hawk]

How is one man this unlucky

[leaden arrow]

Maximum Limit Break

[arctic hawk]

Major League Bowling.

[brisk plaza]

Its my alt account no limit break yet

[woven marsh]

Hey Nico

[hazy kayak]

Here are my royals:

[woven marsh]

Let’s go bowling

[arctic hawk]

Anyway, when I'm done with Seattle, Imma ask you for some help with an HMS fleet, Kroto.

[woven marsh]

HSM

Fucket

fucket

[arctic hawk]

Hello, Kettle.

I'm Pot.

[woven marsh]

Time to I guess

[leaden arrow]

Her Shitty Majesty

[kind heart]

feet

[arctic hawk]

I mean, the attitude's there.

[woven marsh]

Rau is also a Dorklet

[hazy kayak]

ye

[woven marsh]

[hazy kayak]

I only got Sirius during the WC rateup

[leaden arrow]

If you had to choose between QE and Valiant

who will it be

[woven marsh]

QE

[hazy kayak]

and one Vicky too

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

What am I basing my choice on?

[leaden arrow]

personality

[arctic hawk]

Valiant.

[kind heart]

I got Sirius after her rateup ended, same with z46

[cobalt wyvern]

Valiant is the only ship who sucks at Chess more than I do

but QE is funny

[hazy kayak]

I got swiftsure the day she was added on EN

[cobalt wyvern]

so QE it is

[woven marsh]

[leaden arrow]

inb4 we call HMS HSM

[arctic hawk]

No, thanks. I already coined Chungus.

[hazy kayak]

my best events so far are probably Aurora Noctis and Inverted Orthant

[arctic hawk]

I'm good with just one pearl drooping out my mouth.

[hazy kayak]

all the banner exclusives in under 30 rolls

[cobalt wyvern]

remember I'm the one who put a portrait of QE above the beds in my dorm @woven marsh @arctic hawk

[arctic hawk]

I...did not know that.

How do I un-know that

[woven marsh]

Kys

[arctic hawk]

KMS

[cobalt wyvern]

better than a portrait of Bismarck

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-doomguy-doomslayer-doom-eternal-heavy-metal-stops-gif-14735292

[hazy kayak]

I should put Lusty on my OPS fleets

[leaden arrow]

Fuck, it's 3:30 AM, I'm going to sleep

[hazy kayak]

I haven't used her in ages

[brisk plaza]

This was how i got Sirius

[hazy kayak]

same with Niimi

[cobalt wyvern]

@arctic hawk

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

Flat portrait

Not bouncy

[cobalt wyvern]

not bouncy

[woven marsh]

2d

[hazy kayak]

don't you love it when you're about to get a killstreak with Sniper but then a soldier decides to random crit you and you die from 150 splash damage?

[cobalt wyvern]

no mounds

[hazy kayak]

me too

[cobalt wyvern]

portrait

of her majesty

[woven marsh]

Random crits are fair and balanced

[hazy kayak]

I want a Perseus portrait

have you guys seen that Perseus facemask?

[cobalt wyvern]

Perseus's chibi is cute

[hazy kayak]

you know the one

[hazy kayak]

poke it

[cobalt wyvern]

I did

[arctic hawk]

Watch Queen Lizzie go from pettan to boing boing in 12 easy steps(retrofit).

[woven marsh]

Again

[flint meadow]

[hazy kayak]

you have to be WAY far gone to want that facemask

[cobalt wyvern]

retrofits don't give booba to QE-class

just look at Warspite

[kind heart]

Imagine putting a cancer defence fleet only to be ranked 7

[cobalt wyvern]

(much to her disappointment)

[woven marsh]

Too late for me

[arctic hawk]

Spoot doesn't need tit, she got SORD

[hazy kayak]

yeah me too

I want that facemask and the illusion I'm eating out perseus

[woven marsh]

You need a meta fleet to get top 1

[kind heart]

[hazy kayak]

good chapter

[woven marsh]

Tooth

[hazy kayak]

you can see lizzie tummy on the cover of next chapter

[arctic hawk]

Fang*

[cobalt wyvern]

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

[cobalt wyvern]

just gimme Valiant chapter

it's the one right after the one with Sandy

[brisk plaza]

@woven marsh do you want her

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

[cobalt wyvern]