lexington-general

[kind heart]

if you care about pvp, asap

[arctic hawk]

I really don't.

[woven marsh]

or EX

[brisk plaza]

So one thing I realised is that light banner has a lot of lolis which is giving me difficulty

[arctic hawk]

Isn't it Hiryuu's skill, but in item form?

[woven marsh]

or hell, maybe even Chungus if you use Helena and don't survive the full timer

[leaden arrow]

y'all think I should apply for mod

I have the experience anyways

[woven marsh]

except you die after it runs out

and not have 1 hp

[arctic hawk]

I wouldn't if I were you. But good luck if you do.

iSee.

[leaden arrow]

I used to be the people's mod type. Fair, not too strict, not too lax

but this brought me into insanity

[kind heart]

it's not worth it imo

[arctic hawk]

Suit yourself. I used to be a GM as well on a few servers, but WAY too many crybabies for my own sanity.

[brisk plaza]

Ask the current mods

[leaden arrow]

re thinking about my past job, I think I won't lmao

[arctic hawk]

Like I said. I personally wouldn't. But if you do, good luck.

[leaden arrow]

and there are the people who cross the rules all the time but not really lol

[woven marsh]

mods

[jagged tendon]

Tfw you border gore

[brisk plaza]

The light banner known units to me are as follows
Belfast
Swiftsure
Monty
San Diego
Sirius
Yukikaze
Javellin
Z23

[woven marsh]

Monty

Monty

also Monty

and Monty

[arctic hawk]

Monty Python.

[woven marsh]

because she is the Sandy 2.0

[leaden arrow]

Python 3

[arctic hawk]

Montpelier typing away at a PC somewhere

[jagged tendon]

Yuki is the most common for me in that list

[brisk plaza]

She is always irritated

[leaden arrow]

She wants to be like aniki but she's cute on her own

[woven marsh]

Mont****er

[arctic hawk]

Who's her aniki, again?

[woven marsh]

Cleveland

[arctic hawk]

kek

[woven marsh]

You can't type peli in chat

[arctic hawk]

Columbia is cuter than Cleveland.

[woven marsh]

it's censored

You can't type ewe either

no idea why

[arctic hawk]

But ewe means sheep.

[leaden arrow]

Nah, Monty is cutest

[woven marsh]

I know

[arctic hawk]

Kroto invasion

[woven marsh]

why is it censored

[leaden arrow]

she's always angry

let's party in Nero's dorm

[jagged tendon]

This (and every other sister of hers)

[arctic hawk]

If you can find anything.

310 fucking points, are you serious

[jagged tendon]

Casablanca flashbacks

[arctic hawk]

Casablanca flashbacks indeed.

Actual 10 points away that time.

1990/2000

310 points? No problem.

hecc, it also contributes to the Seattle EXP grind

[woven marsh]

Reno main tank

[arctic hawk]

I switch'er for Portland before the first battle.

[woven marsh]

you can do that on this same screen lol

[arctic hawk]

[cobalt wyvern]

@woven marsh so same classmate sent me a screenshot of him being destroyed in PvP

he challenged a Nagato-Amagi-Suzutsuki-Ayanami fleet

[arctic hawk]

This game really wants me to stare at german chicks' asses.

[cobalt wyvern]

no wonder he got annihilated

[woven marsh]

Suzu and Ayaya

[cobalt wyvern]

wait no

lemme censor it, for privacy

there

[arctic hawk]

kek

[small grail]

my friend is complaining about his 8 prinz heinrichs

i am not a happy shikikan

[woven marsh]

My friend...

Wait, I don' have any

[arctic hawk]

This, but me and Peter Strasser.

[small grail]

yeah i dont have any heinrichs either

[arctic hawk]

I had 2.

[small grail]

i got 2 strassers but thats not really what i need

[cobalt wyvern]

he said that he will get all the op ships and will fuck my ass or something @woven marsh @arctic hawk

[arctic hawk]

One ate the other and gained a star.

[cobalt wyvern]

and I was like

[small grail]

nom

[cobalt wyvern]

"good luck 👍"

[small grail]

[brisk plaza]

@small grail don't trust kroto he has Prinz Heinrich

[arctic hawk]

Imagine threatening The Snail.

[jagged tendon]

So far
2 Peters, 2 U37, 1 Heinrich, 5 Nürns and no Weser

[cobalt wyvern]

you don't threaten the snail

you will get spoot nuked

[small grail]

i need a nurn as well

[frail bone]

🐌

[arctic hawk]

Got 3 of them as well

[small grail]

i got strasser and weser but the ones i actually need are nurn and heinrich

cause i need a new AA carry

[cobalt wyvern]

I mean I could potentially fight him in PvP

problem is

I'm too good to be in the ranks he plays in

[arctic hawk]

r/humblebrag

[cobalt wyvern]

like, kinda obvious

I mean, I regularly fight in top 300

if not top 100

so uh

I'm not even trying to brag

I fucking hate top 100

since it's all meta tryhards

[arctic hawk]

Look at this badass we got over here.

[cobalt wyvern]

I want to fight the funny meme fleeters

[frail bone]

Z vanguard into PvP go brrr

[small grail]

the meta tryhards were inside us all along

[brisk plaza]

Me low level as your friend@cobalt wyvern

[jagged tendon]

Wait until the mid of the first day to start pvping

[cobalt wyvern]

Blue Blob guy and Armpit Armada guy are the only people in top 100 who make funny meme fleets

[arctic hawk]

My PvP fleet is: My 5 level 120 ships + Spoot

[cobalt wyvern]

loli fleets with Ark Royal doesn't count as funny

[frail bone]

mission: Hit top 100

[cobalt wyvern]

now I'm fighting in NUNAVUT @arctic hawk

[small grail]

oh ive met armpit armada guy

[leaden arrow]

my PvP fleet is Nimi, Kisaragi, and Le Mochi

Backline is Hornet, Bakaga, and Hood

idk what to call this fleet

[cobalt wyvern]

KevinZePenguin is the lolifleeter

[arctic hawk]

[cobalt wyvern]

I fought him like

3-4 times

same loli fleet

free wins

[woven marsh]

kinda ngl

[cobalt wyvern]

bless him, better than a tryhard

[leaden arrow]

I will build a loli fleet that isn't a meme

[cobalt wyvern]

@woven marsh he told me that his Nep has 3 stars

[jagged tendon]

I fight a bunch of hololive fleets

[cobalt wyvern]

and I was like

[leaden arrow]

12k fp

[cobalt wyvern]

"cool"

"I have 5"

[arctic hawk]

4th KMS ass loading screen in a row

Not complaining, though.

[cobalt wyvern]

lmao

Eugen be like

dead @brisk plaza

[small grail]

more like KMAss

[arctic hawk]

KriegmASSrine.

[leaden arrow]

Who has the best ass of all three

[cobalt wyvern]

I think my most hype win in PvP was Enterprise, being depleted of HP and being on life support by the elite damage control gear @arctic hawk

then she activates Lucky E

[arctic hawk]

Roon

[brisk plaza]

No good level units to replace

[cobalt wyvern]

and manages to kill the enemy Shinano early enough

that I win

it was hype af

[leaden arrow]

The ass loading screen is cut off for me

[kind heart]

Hey Kroto, gear recommendations

[jagged tendon]

Happened that to me but I was the one that lost

And was Tirp instead of

[woven marsh]

ngl

[leaden arrow]

Fucking iPad's screen ratio

[arctic hawk]

I, too, enjoy Lucky E stand-offs

[small grail]

lucky e is a fair and balanced skill

[cobalt wyvern]

"owari da is dead" @arctic hawk

OWARI DA NEVER DIES

[woven marsh]

NaMaShi > NaShiRyu

or whatever you have XD

but sure

[leaden arrow]

Enterprise's Last Stand

[woven marsh]

Ryuseis, Evasion gear

[frail bone]

[arctic hawk]

Finally, another loading screen
Aaaaand, it's Roon again

Again, not complaining.

[leaden arrow]

Roon will always be with you ❤️

[small grail]

n o s i r

[woven marsh]

I always look at

[small grail]

n o c o m p l a i n t s h e r e

[cobalt wyvern]

my eyes always get confused between le melon and lusty

[arctic hawk]

Kroto likes them scared.

[woven marsh]

How did you know

[arctic hawk]

"Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?"

[leaden arrow]

I would dominate Taihou tbh

[small grail]

"idk, push it harder so i can check"

[leaden arrow]

her yandere ass can't beat my horny

[arctic hawk]

'Course you would.

[small grail]

there are a lot of people who would try to dominate taihou

many have tried

many have failed

[arctic hawk]

WHERE'S THE MONEY, LEBOWSKI

[small grail]

lmao

[leaden arrow]

Not me

[brisk plaza]

Atago/takao

[small grail]

what about it

[arctic hawk]

Forgot Maya and the 4th one whose name I keep forgetting myself.

[woven marsh]

Choukai

[arctic hawk]

Thank.

[small grail]

what a chad

[arctic hawk]

Kroto being a surrian, he knows his Laikas.

surrian

It's like russian, but dyslexic.

[visual mountain]

[woven marsh]

Atago, Takao, Maya and

[visual mountain]

Dont forget the tacos

[small grail]

i could go for a choc-oppai right now

[arctic hawk]

Azuma's also a doggo

[frail bone]

PvP is more laggy than usual

[kind heart]

#trophy-room message that's just stupid level of luck

[visual mountain]

Me need more of the taco art

[woven marsh]

[visual mountain]

The stage tacos

[versed terrace]

bruhhhhhhhhh

[woven marsh]

the heck

[versed terrace]

what the fuk

how

[cobalt wyvern]

wow

[leaden arrow]

He prayed hard

[arctic hawk]

Ye, fuck that guy's luck.

[versed terrace]

yes he did

[leaden arrow]

so God gave it to him

[versed terrace]

*lady lex

[cobalt wyvern]

lemme find the funny alignment chart meme

[visual mountain]

Rngesus

[leaden arrow]

amen

[woven marsh]

Time to become a believer

[versed terrace]

lmao

[woven marsh]

[jagged tendon]

Which guy you talking about, it shows the last message for me?

[visual mountain]

Horni pirate has horni thumbnail

https://youtu.be/Pgnb7VmKF78

[woven marsh]

Sandy is impostor

[visual mountain]

[woven marsh]

Oh wait

I know that guy

XD

Houshoumarine

[visual mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/houshou-marine-senchou-hololive-ahoy-ヨーソロー-gif-18683236

[jagged tendon]

Horny pirate cow

[visual mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/houshou-marine-houshou-anime-vtuber-tired-gif-19480318

[arctic hawk]

Not bad, I guess.

[kind heart]

scroll up to a they guy with 8 hrs research

[frail bone]

meet you guys in top 100

[jagged tendon]

HOLY FUCK

[kind heart]

i'm at 99 rn lol

[jagged tendon]

Tf is that luck

[frail bone]

im climbing my way

from the depths of hell

[woven marsh]

As you make your way to heaven?

[frail bone]

[kind heart]

i can get into top 5 rn, i have 2 attempts left

[cobalt wyvern]

@arctic hawk @versed terrace

[woven marsh]

I am a radical anarchist

[cobalt wyvern]

we all are

[arctic hawk]

Shit, I'm an agnostic.

I'm outside that chart.

[jagged tendon]

From all the gachas they chose geishit

[cobalt wyvern]

it's popular I guess

(I made the meme)

[arctic hawk]

Also, I found a thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyMXvVzbFp8

[jagged tendon]

Found that yesterday 🐌

[cobalt wyvern]

at first I wanted to put AL there

[versed terrace]

[visual mountain]

Because everyone is dum

[cobalt wyvern]

but then I thought that Genshin is more popular

[arctic hawk]

Found a Genshin Impact one which had Venti as well in there.

[woven marsh]

Everytime I try to remember how that helltaker OST goes

[jagged tendon]

[cobalt wyvern]

Mathematicians believe in a higher power

exponents

[woven marsh]

Crab Rave immediately starts playing

[jagged tendon]

Lol

[woven marsh]

cos of the beginning

[arctic hawk]

tfw Korone is so wholesome, you don't even notice she's boing boing

[frail bone]

welp

tomorrow i will start farming on XP mines

[woven marsh]

I want to abandon this event

[arctic hawk]

Have fun

[woven marsh]

and go farm WC

[cobalt wyvern]

Gacha addicts believe in a higher power @arctic hawk @woven marsh

how else can you explain them praying to RNGesus

[frail bone]

need to level them

[jagged tendon]

not kms

[cobalt wyvern]

I don't see any KMS here

all Argentinians

[woven marsh]

wait

Verd weren't my friend

[arctic hawk]

'Eyy, they chose Mio's casual outfit for this video.

[frail bone]

yes

[arctic hawk]

[cobalt wyvern]

wanna be my fren too

[frail bone]

[cobalt wyvern]

?

[frail bone]

i just sent request now

[jagged tendon]

Nero not correcting a phrase, 2021 is indeed different

[cobalt wyvern]

my username is RarBib2 if anyone wants to send me request

[arctic hawk]

?

[jagged tendon]

Verd weren't my friend MutsukiHyperStare

[arctic hawk]

Busy watching Fubuki do the Helltaker.

[jagged tendon]

Understandable

[arctic hawk]

wasn't*

[woven marsh]

Because «they weren’t»

It is 2021 you bigoted piece of shit

[jagged tendon]

Names count as he/she so wasnt

It if you're an attack helicopter

[woven marsh]

Prescriptivists' opinion ain't don't not count

[arctic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXbkthzXum8

Fahk, this one has Venti too.

[woven marsh]

I have seen that one

[visual mountain]

[woven marsh]

thought the hololive was familiar

[cobalt wyvern]

PINK PLOB

[woven marsh]

Cursed fleet

Remove Pink

[visual mountain]

No u

[cobalt wyvern]

BLUE BLOB VS PINK PLOB

[woven marsh]

I mean

she drops from B3

[jagged tendon]

La Gasoline

[woven marsh]

I should just do B3

it's also faster

[arctic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyfHsevU5Oc

[frail bone]

[woven marsh]

[jagged tendon]

Why do you have a road sign on the floor

[woven marsh]

🪴

[woven marsh]

it's a german cross parody thing

it's literally the default theme

Those double things work in archives, right?

[jagged tendon]

I know, but looks like the road sign when it hits the border

Yes

[woven marsh]

Best use for them, then

[jagged tendon]

I would say the best use would be bp farming

[woven marsh]

Archives are time limited so

[jagged tendon]

Fair

[visual mountain]

True but perma

[arctic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koYHTBWHPuA

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

Alexa, order an iPhone 11

[jagged tendon]

Saw one of those where they put alexa on a porn thing

Rule number 1 is to never trust chat

[arctic hawk]

Rule 0.5: Don't install Alexa

Billy Jean: the new Rick Roll

[visual mountain]

115 saratoga

[arctic hawk]

ohey, I can Retrofit York and Exter tomorrow 😄

Wait, shit. It's either or.

fahk

York it is, then.

Better art.

Dang, York's retro skill is pretty dope.

[jagged tendon]

"This is an awakening", wrong thing stupid

[arctic hawk]

?

[kind heart]

york is a chunni

[jagged tendon]

Awakening when you increase the limit at 100+

[brisk plaza]

I got a clumsy ship

[arctic hawk]

Suffolk?

[jagged tendon]

Sirius, Dido, Edinburgh?

[arctic hawk]

Sirius is clumsy?

Oh, no. San Diego isn't clumsy. She's an idiot.

[jagged tendon]

She's clumsy on purpose to get punished

[leaden arrow]

Sirius is hot

[jagged tendon]

And yeah Sandy is just braindead

[brisk plaza]

I was not expecting her

[arctic hawk]

Her retrofit is pretty DOOG, though.

As in, DOOMSlayer levels of anti-air.

Sandy kai be like "If it flies, it dies."

[brisk plaza]

Work on her or leave it

[arctic hawk]

Definitely work on her.

[jagged tendon]

Work

[leaden arrow]

Work on her

[arctic hawk]

You no longer have to wait for her retro item as well.

Imagine waiting for an event to retrofit a ship.

twice

[leaden arrow]

is Sandy PvP cancer

wanna build a cancer fleet

[arctic hawk]

She is, if her retro skill is 10.

[jagged tendon]

No

[arctic hawk]

Fuckin' stars everywhere.

[jagged tendon]

Honestly never had trouble with her

[arctic hawk]

Guess I was just unlucky, then.

[kind heart]

hell no

[arctic hawk]

Bumped into a Spoot 'n Sandy fleet on PvP. Both 120, 5k/6k power, they wrecked my 3:3 110s

[jagged tendon]

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

Warspite really hates PvP fleets.

Started avoiding level 120 Warspites in PvP since.

[versed terrace]

Imagine getting dumped on by a 1:1 fleet in pvp

[arctic hawk]

If they're 100-115, it's ok. Ish.

[versed terrace]

Lol

[jagged tendon]

Fought a 120 spoot recently, was the only bb so ate every barrage

[versed terrace]

The ships I would use if I did pvp would be 120s

It's the gear that matters to tho

Plus skills

[kind heart]

everything matters in pvp. gears, levels, ships, skills

[versed terrace]

Ships implies skills

Tbf I went against fdg and azuma 1:1 fleet

Cleaned them up

Vanguard was destroyed tho

Had like 100 hp or something close to that

[kind heart]

azuma's job is to incinerate your vanguard, yuki is the cockroach and juneau just cucks all the damage you've done

[jagged tendon]

Fought a fdg, spoot, nagato backline once, they destroyed my ships in seconds

[kind heart]

against fdg, the whole existence of a ship is its weakness. tho it's pretty easy to beat her nowadays

[frail bone]

it does

[brisk plaza]

Sandy is good because of this right

[versed terrace]

The support skill

And her base aa is pretty good

She's decent overall

[brisk plaza]

The support skill is which now ?

[kind heart]

sandy is great because of retrofit

it gives her an extra gun mount and a new barrage skill

[arctic hawk]

Support is yellow.

[versed terrace]

You see the locked skill?

You get that after retro

[brisk plaza]

Yes

😂

[versed terrace]

So lvl her up

[brisk plaza]

Goes to my USS fleet

[kind heart]

no kataro, that's just all out assault

[versed terrace]

Lmao

Yea

Is it not?

No

[brisk plaza]

I am going to check the wiki and be right back

[versed terrace]

The middle skill

[kind heart]

locked retrofit skill appears after modernization

it's not even visible before that

[brisk plaza]

Found it

[versed terrace]

Yea

It's the locked one

You get it after tactical learning

Which is after modernization

[kind heart]

only 2 skills visible before modernization

[versed terrace]

Really?

Huh

[serene wind]

why is the most damage ive ever gotten on hiryuu auto lmao

[brisk plaza]

Who to yeet for sandy ?

[versed terrace]

Can you take a screenshot of the info page of sandy

Monty?

[kind heart]

because your manual sucks

[versed terrace]

Idk about minneapolis

Don't have her

[versed terrace]

Ah

Ur right @kind heart

Huh

[versed terrace]

No gear

[brisk plaza]

Been busy on main fleet grind to level 100

[versed terrace]

[brisk plaza]

So my fleet 2 which is uss is on hold

[versed terrace]

Open up your tech boxes XD

[brisk plaza]

I opened them just dont which to use

[versed terrace]

Instead of opening the lower tier boxes you should save and then upgrade them

[brisk plaza]

Will do that

[arctic hawk]

[arctic hawk]

I told'im this before, but he didn't listen

[brisk plaza]

I am not opening lower ones

[hasty kiln]

#game-feedback message

again

suwastiwawa

[neat flicker]

I got Weser, my first event elite ship

[jagged tendon]

Dont you love when the enemy spawns on your worst fleet right at the beggining

[kind heart]

Just retreat

[neat flicker]

Return to base, heal your ships and come back to there

[jagged tendon]

Meh, ill just use the other fleet now

[neat flicker]

[kind heart]

shina bad, centy good

[brisk plaza]

So anyother way to get the top tier event ships like amagi Centaur shinao

[kind heart]

Centaur is permanent in special pool and she's also in this event pool

Amagi is pending for archives

[brisk plaza]

3:00 timer if not mistaken

[kind heart]

Yes

[arctic hawk]

Only open purples or gold.

[arctic hawk]

Why are there so many goddamn snowflakes on this game...

[kind heart]

Because it's AL global

[arctic hawk]

am angy

[small grail]

its okay

just point at them and laugh

you'll feel better

[arctic hawk]

Not when the stupid masses' voices will inevitably get louder than the rest of us who don't care and just want to enjoy the game for what it is.

[frail bone]

i think if devs make a new event i will die

FUCKING RERUN ASHEN ALREADY SO I CAN GET BATAAN

[small grail]

i guess the fact is people will take any opportunity to use the shock factor

[frail bone]

also

the swastika again man?...

[arctic hawk]

I want to go back to 2000 when people weren't so damn butthurt about literally anything.

[frail bone]

smh

[hazy kayak]

I'm rejecting champagne and odin missions in exchange of refresher researches

or drakes

[kind heart]

[small grail]

but like if people can get attention by being butthurt they will

[arctic hawk]

Odin missions

[small grail]

so you just gotta give em the ol point and laugh

[arctic hawk]

Hell, Mainz missions.

Poor gal's only D15

[jagged tendon]

Bunch of putas

[hazy kayak]

my lowest pr3 is drake at dev25

then champagne at 27 and odin at 28

[brisk plaza]

Least expectations gives better results noted

[arctic hawk]

Heh.

I want that saltshaker.

[kind heart]

Hiryuu v/s Hiryuu

I won ofc

[woven marsh]

Anyway, the matter why I'm here again. More than OPS itself, I'm more concerned on how everyone who wants META Hiryuu has to fight a lv126 monstrosity that just melts your fleet if you as much as sneeze.

Seriously

Seriously?????

[kind heart]

Look at Leo's new dmg record up somewhere

#lexington-general message

Oh yeah, we get a minimum of 67 points even if we loose instantly right?

[jagged tendon]

[kind heart]

Then what's the problem with these people?

[woven marsh]

I'm fucking succumbing to Shinano/Formi/Ark meta for now

Because I am leveling them lmao

I still believe in BB superiority against single target

I just need a Dork

[kind heart]

is hard to get

cuz she's a dork

[woven marsh]

But she

And also

[jagged tendon]

One of my first SRs

[dapper plank]

Ohayougozaimasu

[woven marsh]

Did you sleep

[arctic hawk]

I did an answer to that guy

[woven marsh]

To be fair, we are able to pretty much two shot it

with an average of ~800k damage per run if you have decent RNG

that thing has 1.5mil or smth, right?

[kind heart]

Just make strong friends and ask them to carry your Hiryuu

[woven marsh]

Or pay 10 more oil

[kind heart]

1.42 mil

[woven marsh]

yeah, two shottable

two shota

[kind heart]

The guy's problem is that his team melts instantly, so he can't do damage himself

[woven marsh]

What is he using

[kind heart]

idk

[woven marsh]

I remade my fleets, right?

So it forced Fleet 1 into battle

and helped Nero

it was London as tank

Laffey as Off tank

and a level 60 Tashkent in the middle

I did 200k damage

[kind heart]

[jagged tendon]

How does it melt instantly? Im using a destroyer and can go until 20-10s before the timer runs out

[woven marsh]

with 2 working vanguards

how many is enough

it was also on auto

Oh, so it gets down to 1 oil per run

if you take long enough

[kind heart]

[dapper plank]

yes i got tired

[woven marsh]

Okay I seriously can't comprehend

how he does no damage

[hazy kayak]

this will sound really scrubby and has no context

but some of these people are so fucking bad at [game]

[woven marsh]

This channel in a shellnut

We always say shit out of context

[hazy kayak]

they should be THANKFUL that the online play in [game] bad

and it supports their scrubby ass trash playstyle

They wouldn't even get a single win whenever they come back to offline play

fucking trash

[woven marsh]

That is truly out of context

[hazy kayak]

they should be fucking thankful there's no offline play for me to laugh at how much they suck

[woven marsh]

Can't wait till we get actual online play in AL

I actually want a better PvP

Right now it has stagnated

[hazy kayak]

hey kroto

imagine playing fighting games with 7 frames of input delay

[woven marsh]

Hey Rau

[hazy kayak]

aside from the game's natural input delay when playing offline

[cobalt wyvern]

19/20 parts needed for the gold helldiver

I'm so close

[hazy kayak]

add 7 to that

[cobalt wyvern]

so close

[woven marsh]

Imagine playing Dota with 32000ms ping

and winning

[hazy kayak]

yeah but you just click

[woven marsh]

32 seconds

in a Moba

[hazy kayak]

Then I just suck

[woven marsh]

Nah man

I know the pain

[visual mountain]

A friend still hasn't leveled weapons

[hazy kayak]

and struggle with scrubs running attacks that literally confirm themselves

[visual mountain]

[hazy kayak]

imagine a fullscreen horizontal beam

that when it hits you

[woven marsh]

I keep telling myself I am bad at [game] and that a good PC won't help

But when I am playing at 15FPS

[visual mountain]

He asked me to tell him the good weapons

[hazy kayak]

instead of, you know, pushes you away

[woven marsh]

and like, there's a massive motion blur everytime you look around

It's actually hardware that's limiting me

[hazy kayak]

the beam then basically teleports you in front of your opponent

[woven marsh]

so, a hook

[hazy kayak]

so then you get hit by the beam and AFTER that you eat the full combo

[visual mountain]

[hazy kayak]

now imagine if someone ON PURPOSE

[woven marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/mortal-kombat-scorpion-get-over-here-mk11-mortal-kombat11-gif-17129778

[hazy kayak]

picks the stage with the most particle effects

[woven marsh]

[hazy kayak]

and probably plays on a wireless connection

I wanna drill a hole on my scalp

[woven marsh]

Gamers are being discriminated

[jagged tendon]

My friend did that once on minecraft, map was full of lava so we were playing at 10 fps

[woven marsh]

by Hardware

[woven marsh]

Flowing Lava*

static lava doesn't lag

[jagged tendon]

Lava is lava

[woven marsh]

no

[frail bone]

Water is Water

[woven marsh]

As someone who has been staff on a modded server for a while

there's a huge difference

I know things that cause lag by heart

[woven marsh]

People die when they are killed

[jagged tendon]

If you think lava is bad wait until someone creates a water elevator and starts spamming arrows inside

[woven marsh]

At least it's not 12 mob spawners in a chunk

[jagged tendon]

Its worse

[woven marsh]

can't be worse than 12 Awakened Core Draconium spawners in a chunk

what's worse than literally ZERO tps

[hazy kayak]

I mean a lava stage like this

[woven marsh]

Just looking at it hurts

[hazy kayak]

5f input delay!!!!

[arctic hawk]

I know, right. DBZ fighting game, eugh

[woven marsh]

Never thought anything special about DBZ

I watched it, I know what it's about, it's just not entirely my thing

[arctic hawk]

The games are fine, but they inevitably devolve into ki spamming and super moves.

[woven marsh]

Just like Naruto

Other than it being 90% filler

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

Like, seriously

inb4 One Piece

[arctic hawk]

3rd time's the charm, ey

[jagged tendon]

"Naruto is filler"
Pokemon: hold my 5 steps per episode

[woven marsh]

Man, I truly feel like one of those "not like the other boys" guys

Cos I absolutely do not like any of those big ol' animes in particular

Yes, pokemon isn't anime

still

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

It's fine. I never liked Naruto.

DBZ was ok.

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

Never watched DragonBall, but I hear it's funny.

[woven marsh]

Also I associate Naruto with kids

[arctic hawk]

You're...not wrong to do so.

[kind heart]

watch mob psycho 100

[arctic hawk]

Watch OPM.

It's satire.

Though I hear season 2 is kind of a downer.

[jagged tendon]

If you want to laugh, ghost stories dub

[woven marsh]

Season 2 was shit

but I read the whole thing anyway

[kind heart]

I never even watched the season 2

[arctic hawk]

Oh, jesus christ, yes

[woven marsh]

Dub

[kind heart]

Season 1 set the bar too high

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Trust TNT, Kroto.

That dub is legendary.

[hazy kayak]

I'm not like the other boys

[woven marsh]

Is anything more legendary than the beautiful duwang?

[hazy kayak]

I like giant robots and fap to sexy personified warships

[arctic hawk]

Yes.

Trust.

Just watch a few clips on YouTube.

[jagged tendon]

The dub was so good it got sent back to japan for them to revoice their version

[woven marsh]

I too like Gurren Lagann

[arctic hawk]

Yes, all of them are real.

[hazy kayak]

I'm not too big into TTGL

[arctic hawk]

TTGL was rediculous.

[hazy kayak]

my personal preference is Getter Robo

[arctic hawk]

I love it.

[woven marsh]

But it has giant robots and a penis warship

[arctic hawk]

Kill La Kill was....meh.

[woven marsh]

Also it's a giant dick metaphor

[arctic hawk]

TTGL set the bar too high

[kind heart]

I like slice of life anime

[woven marsh]

the whole show is a dick metaphor

[hazy kayak]

Getter Robo was all that

before gurren lagann

[woven marsh]

everything is a dick metaphor

Well yeah

but did it have Sorairo days?

Fucking song still causes shivers

[hazy kayak]

it had HEATS

[arctic hawk]

TTGL has a mech 100 times the size of the Milky Way.

[hazy kayak]

which is better

[arctic hawk]

justhwy

[woven marsh]

Demonbane wants a word

[woven marsh]

cos it's technically a parody of mecha genre itself

[arctic hawk]

whoosh

[woven marsh]

and also because Gainax

It's not Gainax if it isn't over the top

[arctic hawk]

Those sound like Gundam names.

[sleek crest]

whats up peeps

hows going

[arctic hawk]

Not now, Bored Guy. mech talks.

[woven marsh]

Opposite of.....ugh

I need new jokes

[arctic hawk]

I got'chu, fam.

[woven marsh]

the sky

[sleek crest]

mech?

[kind heart]

mecha

[sleek crest]

i guess i hit a pretty niche convo

[arctic hawk]

The opposite of "down".
The ceiling.
Air.
The sky.
A movie.

[sleek crest]

ill leave you guys be

lmao

[woven marsh]

mecha

niche

[kind heart]

mecha

[arctic hawk]

Dexter's Laboratory had mechs too

[hazy kayak]

yeah

megas xlr or whatever was cool mech show

[arctic hawk]

That fucking Dexter/Mandark mech split down the middle.

[sleek crest]

i remember show

[arctic hawk]

Technically M.E.G.A.S. XLR

[sleek crest]

i watched it as kid

[arctic hawk]

But everyone calls it "Megas".

[sleek crest]

do you guys remember the power rangers

[arctic hawk]

I, too, remember show.

[sleek crest]

they had like a mech

[woven marsh]

which one

[sleek crest]

didnt they

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

WHICH power rangers

[sleek crest]

uhh

[woven marsh]

There's a bajillion

[arctic hawk]

The very first Power Rangers season was my favorite(as a 6 year-old).

Bitchin' theme.

How to raise a metalhead: Show them Power Rangers S1

[woven marsh]

My first metal song was Warriors of the World by Manowar

tbf that was my first English song that I learned the lyrics of

cos my teacher played it to me

Thanks, based English teacher

[arctic hawk]

The song that got me into metal was Kamelot's When The Lights Are Down.

Used in a DMC3 combo video.

[woven marsh]

Also I thought Sabaton was a rapper

[arctic hawk]

Noice.

[woven marsh]

And purposefully ignored it

[arctic hawk]

A fellow metalhead introduced me to Sabaton.

[sleek crest]

[arctic hawk]

Good shit.

[sleek crest]

sabaton is the shit

[arctic hawk]

What the fu-

[woven marsh]

Then I played Hoi4 and was like

wait

that's not rap

that's

THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL

[arctic hawk]

[jagged tendon]

Sweet sweet metal

[arctic hawk]

From the mist, a shape, a ship is taking form

[woven marsh]

idk man metal is not sweet

it's

metallic

[sleek crest]

FIELDS OF VERDUN

[jagged tendon]

When the winged hussars arrived

[cobalt wyvern]

:D

[arctic hawk]

As someone who likes Sabaton, let me tell you.
It sounds like they've been singing the same song for 10 years.

[sleek crest]

tbh

[woven marsh]

Yet it doesn't get old

[sleek crest]

yeah

[arctic hawk]

Not a complaint.

It's a good song.

[jagged tendon]

If it aint broke, dont fix it

[woven marsh]

Also for some reason I like the great war album the most

[cobalt wyvern]

SO CLOSE

[woven marsh]

apart from Bismarck, which is technically an album

[arctic hawk]

I don't have a favorite album, I just like different songs.

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

Well that's the point

Before Great war I liked only some songs

[arctic hawk]

iThink Carolus Rex is my favorite Sabaton song.

[woven marsh]

But I liked ALL songs in Great War

[arctic hawk]

Also, Metal medley. Which is just Metal References: The Song.

[woven marsh]

I thought the lyrics were dumb

like

that shit makes no sense

then I looked them up

[arctic hawk]

The lyrics are lyrics from other songs.

[woven marsh]

It's Sabaton geeking out

[arctic hawk]

Yep.

It's a tribute to their favorite songs.

One could say.

[woven marsh]

no

pls

no

stop

[arctic hawk]

This is not the greatest song of all time.

It's a tribute.

[woven marsh]

[jagged tendon]

A sabaton of songs together

[arctic hawk]

TENAC

IOUS D

I both love and hate that movie.

[woven marsh]

The comments under the vids are funny sometimes

[arctic hawk]

Azur Lane commenters on the Bismarck video.

[jagged tendon]

Kek

[woven marsh]

Cringefest

[sleek crest]

[arctic hawk]

inb4 some of you might be on there

[jagged tendon]

I rarely comment on anything

[woven marsh]

Room 2 people: ||I want Bismarck to suck my PP||

Also

Bismarck without the gunshots is not the same

[jagged tendon]

||Cant say that I dont want to||

[woven marsh]

I hate the non music video version

[arctic hawk]

🇷 2️⃣

[woven marsh]

I expect the gunshots but don't hear them

[arctic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVWEb-At8yc

The only relevant video.

[woven marsh]

I

[jagged tendon]

Joaquim and the epic knee bang

[woven marsh]

Knee made of steel

[arctic hawk]

Joaquin's knee is made from the same material as Formidable's spine.

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

Also didn't they use WG's help

For Bismarck model and shit

It looks awfully like WoWs in places

[jagged tendon]

Looks similar

[woven marsh]

especially the AA and sounds

[sleek crest]

ngl id want that too

why do you have 2 different adblockers

kroto

[arctic hawk]

Sometimes I take a step back and think of the situation I find myself in.

Here's a bunch of actual warship nuts who recognise ships by their artillery fire sounds and then there's me all "Hey, that Kensan's pretty cute, Imma use her for a while."

[sleek crest]

how tf do you recognize by fire

[arctic hawk]

Why don't you?

[woven marsh]

I don't?

[jagged tendon]

Nero has them

[arctic hawk]

Ask Kroto.

[sleek crest]

there is both ublock origin

and abp

[woven marsh]

I have Safari

[sleek crest]

i can see them lmao

[arctic hawk]

That was me, not Kroto.

[woven marsh]

I can't have ABP

or Ublock

[arctic hawk]

Proof:

[jagged tendon]

Nero doesnt even have dark mode

[arctic hawk]

Ye, I do.

[sleek crest]

rip his eyes

[jagged tendon]

*Kroto

[woven marsh]

So do I

wtf is wrong with you people

[arctic hawk]

Are...we really that similar?

[jagged tendon]

Didnt you have to pay for it?

[woven marsh]

no

Youtube has a dark mode

itself

[arctic hawk]

Fahk, TNT got me to laugh.

[woven marsh]

Nero has a white menu bar

[arctic hawk]

Mozilla.

[woven marsh]

I have a dark one by default

the paid one is the thing that makes EVERY website dark

[jagged tendon]

Ah

[woven marsh]

you know, the one that changes their code

[arctic hawk]

I will keep using Mozilla Firefox until they ruin it, like they did with version 8.1

[woven marsh]

I found a free one anyway lol

[arctic hawk]

Fuck Mozilla 8.1

[jagged tendon]

Fuck the new chrome too

[arctic hawk]

iDon't use Chrome anymore.

I'd rather use Edge.

[woven marsh]

yes

[woven marsh]

same

used to be a massive chrome shill

[jagged tendon]

Had to install samsung's browser cause it went to crap

[kind heart]

I use Edge 🙂

[woven marsh]

Turns out Safari is pretty good

[jagged tendon]

Tbh its better anyway

[arctic hawk]

I'd rather use this than Chrome.

[woven marsh]

And I have free ram

[arctic hawk]

Where'd you get your free ram from?

I could use some.

[woven marsh]

[woven marsh]

https://downloadmoreram.com

[jagged tendon]

Lmao

[woven marsh]

https://downloadmorerem.com is better tho

[arctic hawk]

[jagged tendon]

I love Amelia tho

[arctic hawk]

Goddammit, why does it default to AkagiLuL.

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Gimme this one.

:c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhVHp1cFTTc

[woven marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBs64WXToL0

oh yeah

they did the thing

I knew it

[dapper plank]

oo

[sleek crest]

oh god

[jagged tendon]

Pog

[woven marsh]

You could clearly see the model

and hear the sound

WG might suck as a company

but god is their design department good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grtfiIIeS5o

How did I miss this

[sleek crest]

[woven marsh]

The WG team has a historian team

also the WG team

STALINIUM ARMOR

[arctic hawk]

I hope the fishing vessel 'Primo Victoria' will be a new warship in WoWS.

This man knows what's up.

[woven marsh]

Swedish destroyers

Swedish fishing boats

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

I honestly despise modern warship look

[sleek crest]

how about danish

[woven marsh]

The Virgin modern destroyer

The Chad Laffey

[arctic hawk]

Why does that look like a ferry

[woven marsh]

Cos it ferries nothing but radars

[jagged tendon]

New QE with 2 towers, old QE base skin
Both look ugly

[woven marsh]

and shielding from radars

[sleek crest]

i like how this chat started talking about ships when we were just talking about mecha

[woven marsh]

same thing, no?

[arctic hawk]

Mechs are ships on legs.

[woven marsh]

literally ships on legs

and with giant dicks

[arctic hawk]

Dammit, I was just looking that up.

[sleek crest]

how do you write strikethrough

in dc

[arctic hawk]

I use a site.

[sleek crest]

same

[arctic hawk]

Type the text in, it comes out stricken.

Copy + paste

[woven marsh]

~~like this~~

[arctic hawk]

bullshit

Huh.

TIL

[sleek crest]

yeah

[woven marsh]

*this* for this

[arctic hawk]

iThink peeps know italic, bold and italic bold.

[woven marsh]

I mean

who known

some people don't

[woven marsh]

given that this also works

[arctic hawk]

Hm.

[woven marsh]

_this_