lexington-general

[arctic hawk]

I saw.

Still desasnitized to it.

[frail bone]

🚮

[jagged tendon]

The atego

[woven marsh]

I...sent it

[arctic hawk]

atego?

[woven marsh]

how about buff Enty?

[jagged tendon]

Yes atego

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

or this

[jagged tendon]

Didnt notice it

[arctic hawk]

@woven marsh

[arctic hawk]

If id can do this, I ain't surprised about anything anymore.

[woven marsh]

Oh Yeah I forgot

[jagged tendon]

[hazy kayak]

my brownies are done

they seem to have turned out well

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

Who asked for Akashi

[arctic hawk]

There a pun I'm missing?

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

ffffff

[arctic hawk]

Russian internet be like

[woven marsh]

it's just danbooru

[arctic hawk]

booru

[woven marsh]

it's blocked in here

no horni allowed in Russia

[arctic hawk]

Gee, wonder why.

[jagged tendon]

Vpn it

[woven marsh]

btw

how do you NOT know Kreuzer

and know

[arctic hawk]

In Mother Russia, you don't use VPN.
There is no joke here, you just don't use VPN.

[woven marsh]

That's literally where it is from

Kreuzer

[arctic hawk]

I am aware.

Wasn't me who asked who Kreuzer was.

[woven marsh]

I am EN, can't read

[arctic hawk]

Entitled Nomad. EN

[woven marsh]

I am so entitled

I have scrapped 20 Edinbruhs

[arctic hawk]

Also a Nomad.

Russia

[woven marsh]

that country where everything is stolen

[arctic hawk]

Ye, the US of A is a laughing stock.

[woven marsh]

When even Bache laughs at you

[arctic hawk]

The country itself is stolen

[woven marsh]

Can't steal elections if the country is stolen

[arctic hawk]

Can't have shit in Detroit.

[woven marsh]

Fuckers stole Detroit

[arctic hawk]

Speaking of Detroit.

Gon' go lay a deuce.

[woven marsh]

Every game company making a game about the future:

Hippity hoppity detroit is now machine property

[hazy kayak]

KoF XV got leaked

it's still 3D

[woven marsh]

Is it in Detroit?

[hazy kayak]

nononononononoOOOOOooOOOo

[arctic hawk]

"In 2077, what makes someone a criminal?
Getting C O C K"

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

Doubt we will survive that long

[versed terrace]

what did i stumble on

[arctic hawk]

"Night City.
Why do you CUM?"

[versed terrace]

lexington is great

[woven marsh]

Bunch'o'cocks

[versed terrace]

lol

[arctic hawk]

Wholesome CyberGunk 2077 Keanu shitposting.

[woven marsh]

no, no, you got it wrong

[arctic hawk]

I love those stupid memes.

[woven marsh]

it's Big Keanu Chungus Wholesome 100

[arctic hawk]

My bad.

[woven marsh]

Man, Ark Royal is scary

[jagged tendon]

https://youtu.be/Tap3Zt7dlPw

Comrade Botan

[woven marsh]

Rush B

[arctic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBKzl3FZ33U

[woven marsh]

I just know she is good at FPS games or something

[arctic hawk]

FISH SHOES

[woven marsh]

Magikarp shoes

Magikarp shoes

[arctic hawk]

muffled POI in the distance

[woven marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/shishiro-botan-hololive-laugh-gif-18213110

Fake Yuudachi

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

Okay but

[versed terrace]

non

[woven marsh]

Can she inhale food?

[versed terrace]

lol

[jagged tendon]

Lol

[arctic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0eyJG0o44M

[woven marsh]

does she say Poi everytime she throws a grenade

[jagged tendon]

Yes

[arctic hawk]

Yes

[woven marsh]

Poi moment

Poi/10

[arctic hawk]

Poi

[jagged tendon]

EN players: Yeet
Botan:

[woven marsh]

Botak

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DqmAbYF-rM

kek

[dapper plank]

my fingers are getting by playing osu with DT (over 200 BPM ofc)

[small grail]

good luck commander

[versed terrace]

stahhhhhpppp

lemme catch up lmao

[cobalt wyvern]

CHOO CHOO

[dapper plank]

lol

[versed terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/pekora-hololive-vtuber-blurry-gif-17106264

[jagged tendon]

Kataro is fast but the snail is faster

[cobalt wyvern]

LUDICROUS GRINDING GO

[arctic hawk]

Or, if you prefer the audio version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlpNdjCSH5g

[jagged tendon]

a

[arctic hawk]

[jagged tendon]

I love that Ame face

[arctic hawk]

The face of concern.

[jagged tendon]

[versed terrace]

[jagged tendon]

Toxic gremlin doesnt change

[woven marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/759223096430297129.png?v=1

[arctic hawk]

[versed terrace]

https://twitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/1347019463820861440

アズールレーン公式 (@azurlane_staff)

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Twitter · Jan 7, 2021, 3:17 AM

heres the fubuki one

[woven marsh]

Wait so

They scrubbed all the Pizza Hut references in Belfast skin

[frail bone]

funny how effective Bismarck can be with AP guns

[woven marsh]

But not

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

Fubuki is a special doggo.

She gets the good girl treatment.

[versed terrace]

i don't think i even have her tbh

lol

[arctic hawk]

Heresy

[frail bone]

me too

[versed terrace]

yea i don't have her

[arctic hawk]

Get'er

[frail bone]

how

[arctic hawk]

You also don't have Akatsuki

Nor Ram/Rem

Tap the portrait and it tells you how to get'em

:v

[versed terrace]

casual player here

[arctic hawk]

Gotta catch'em all.

[woven marsh]

Fubuki is a common drop

[versed terrace]

dont ask me

ask my rng

[woven marsh]

No Rem

[woven marsh]

I don’t either

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

I refuse to pay core data

[arctic hawk]

Que el fuck-o

[woven marsh]

I’m hoping for a drop

:mits

[arctic hawk]

You saw nothing

[woven marsh]

[frail bone]

i never got her

[versed terrace]

[frail bone]

insert jojo reference

[jagged tendon]

Bel still has the references in the jp announcement

http://twitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/1346655808952573952

アズールレーン公式 (@azurlane_staff)

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#ピザハット

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Twitter · Jan 6, 2021, 3:12 AM

[woven marsh]

[frail bone]

some of those collab skins are free?

[woven marsh]

Pocky was free

[frail bone]

also Odin

[woven marsh]

Btw Count the pink haired girls on my screenshot

[versed terrace]

[frail bone]

AP is weak they say

[woven marsh]

[frail bone]

shes a light cruiser right?

[versed terrace]

[frail bone]

yep light cruiser

had to change biscuit gun

her homing torps are sure annoying

easy clap

[arctic hawk]

2 attempts?

[frail bone]

yeah

[arctic hawk]

Scheisse.

Mine took 2.5

But was also like

[frail bone]

thats a BB?

[arctic hawk]

'Twas, ye.

Hated my back line.

[frail bone]

oof

[jagged tendon]

I hate that siren Verd, every siren on D3 was easy to beat then comes that turd and her 5 billion torpedos

[frail bone]

sounds like a great job for Izumo

[arctic hawk]

I mean, it could've only taken 2 attempts, but I figure I was gonna fail the first try anyway, may as well lower its HP.

[frail bone]

sure is annoying at least i had my U Boats to help me get through it

man

i was so happy that a player appeared on my guild applications

then when i clicked to accept

"player is already in a guild"

[arctic hawk]

Excuse you.

'Least someone applied to yours.

[frail bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/275408322457239552/796815920819339294/image0-1_2.png

[verbal talon]

[frail bone]

#game-feedback message this guy just said facts

[dapper plank]

[half panther]

For some reason my English teacher decided to post 3 long ass assignments in the past 2 days..

And I didnt even get a chance to start any of them due to coding and algebra 2

[jagged tendon]

#game-feedback message
And this one too

[versed terrace]

[visual mountain]

If she is so good where is her +mgm

[jagged tendon]

Bisko refuses to die

[visual mountain]

I was expecting an extra mgm

On gascogne

Im disappointed

Only 2 shots per load

No mgm increases

I'd use her more if she had +1

Meaning 4 salvos per reload

[frail bone]

you are forgetting about her dmg boost

from her skill

40%

[visual mountain]

Its not 50%

Or higher

[frail bone]

her main gun effi also makes up for it

[hazy kayak]

just realized I have a few choices

I could craft a maid AA gun

or I could get a few more circuits and craft a gold helldiver

[visual mountain]

She is no hyuuga in main gun efficiency

[hazy kayak]

doesn't she preload though?

[visual mountain]

Preload

[hazy kayak]

honestly I'm excited to dev30 champ so I can build a fleet to melt through light armor

[visual mountain]

Wrong

Gascogne has 2 salvos

[hazy kayak]

yeah yeah

like richelieu and jb

[visual mountain]

If she had preload she would be broken

[hazy kayak]

oh derp

[visual mountain]

Champ has preload

[hazy kayak]

the other french bbs have preload then

gascucked

[visual mountain]

Mnf

[hazy kayak]

jb and dunk are mnf and preload

[visual mountain]

But iirc there was few if any french backliners when gascogne was released

[frail bone]

2 different salvos are still good

reminder that gascogne also has a barrage

a 100% one

[hazy kayak]

good not!robot gf

[visual mountain]

Her muse fires 25% faster on 1st salvo

[hazy kayak]

reseaches went poorly today

just 3 Odin and 2 Champagne

[visual mountain]

[hazy kayak]

dang

[sleek crest]

imagine not playing desktop games

on mobile

smh

[cobalt wyvern]

what is that flag @sleek crest

like, what the fuck happened in England

[sleek crest]

ahaha

monarchist imperialist england

[jagged tendon]

Monarchist UK?

[sleek crest]

yes

[cobalt wyvern]

what

[sleek crest]

basically

[arctic hawk]

Englamd

[cobalt wyvern]

what is the point of monarchism

[jagged tendon]

Thought so

[cobalt wyvern]

when it's a monarchy

[arctic hawk]

heh

[cobalt wyvern]

you mean absolute monarchy?

[sleek crest]

if you refuse to abdicate kind edward

[sleek crest]

you get kings party>then monarchy

[hazy kayak]

today's brownies

[jagged tendon]

Tell that to Portugal fusing itself with Brazil and being a powerhouse

[cobalt wyvern]

wow

[sleek crest]

[hazy kayak]

with almonds

[cobalt wyvern]

meanwhile in KR closest thing you can get to authoritarian monarchy is declare martial law as Canada

[sleek crest]

i like hazelnuts more tbh

[cobalt wyvern]

then reclaim the UK and choose the "guided parliament" focus @sleek crest

[sleek crest]

my 10 years in the black sea region has made me choose hazelnut over any nut except in rice

[jagged tendon]

Monarchist UK can ally with germany too iirc

[sleek crest]

my dad makes some killer rice so i like almonds ib that one

[cobalt wyvern]

wow

[hazy kayak]

don't have hazelnuts

[sleek crest]

its fine

[cobalt wyvern]

@jagged tendon Canada/Britain can't really ally with Germany in KR

but they can cooperate

[jagged tendon]

On vanilla its a focus path lol

[sleek crest]

aha nono i enforced the naval treaty

then Declared on them

lojik

[cobalt wyvern]

you can try reclaiming the British Empire in KR though

[sleek crest]

im vanilla

[cobalt wyvern]

yeah but I only play KR

[sleek crest]

[cobalt wyvern]

like, I only play mods

[sleek crest]

i only play mods that improve shit

like dockyard speed

or civ building speed

occasionally r56

im going to play witcher tomorrow night

funny russians go to sleep so geforce now is as good as founders edition at midnight

i only had 2 people in queue when i played war thunder in my phone

[arctic hawk]

eu servers

[cobalt wyvern]

mods I usually play are KR and Equestria at War

[arctic hawk]

Go on NA and pwn some newbies

[cobalt wyvern]

those are my top 2

[sleek crest]

my little pony "Auschwitz" edition

[cobalt wyvern]

edgelord

but it's a good mod

I like it

[sleek crest]

yeah

but like

that shit is weird as fuck

[cobalt wyvern]

who cares

it's a fantasy world

better go nuts

[sleek crest]

equestria is like a juxtaposition of usa industrially

[arctic hawk]

Have you seen Ido's profile pic?

[jagged tendon]

Friendship isnt magic anymore, war is my friend now

[sleek crest]

and france as when capitulating

they just get to a tiny ass island with a massive navy

[cobalt wyvern]

the entire Griffon continent speaks German

like, their language is German

[sleek crest]

yeah

also one of the countries that are the rival of equestria

has german voiceover

[cobalt wyvern]

ye

I mean I'm not even trying to take the lore seriously

[sleek crest]

who is soviet union then

[cobalt wyvern]

when there's a path where Griffon scientists discover God in space and a Jesus-expy gets sent down from heaven

[sleek crest]

what the actual

fuck

[cobalt wyvern]

yes

Herald of Boreas

woke af

[sleek crest]

ah

[cobalt wyvern]

he got nimi'd

[sleek crest]

lmao

how is ni 🅱️ 🅱️ a a censored word

when fuck isnt

[cobalt wyvern]

why can't I say slurs >:((((

just roll with it

[sleek crest]

yeah i guess

anyway what i was saying is

[arctic hawk]

"light was invented to sell you blackout curtains"

[sleek crest]

is he like "you guys nibble with war too much so i descended from fucking heaven to give a lesson to yall"

[cobalt wyvern]

lmao

what does he do?

he declares war on the Griffon church

and forms a Kingdom of Boreas (God)

[fossil cape]

[sleek crest]

"they aint no true jesus believers"

[cobalt wyvern]

that isn't even the weirdest path

there are a lot of paths I don't know of

[sleek crest]

the continent at the right side of equestria is weird as hell

there is a fuck ton of mini nations

[cobalt wyvern]

that's Griffonia

I mean that's the fun part

lots of nations = lots of variety in paths

[sleek crest]

yeah

[dapper plank]

bored

[sleek crest]

build up is more painful than ever tho

[sleek crest]

i thought you were calling me for a moment

[dapper plank]

lol

im actually bored tho

[cobalt wyvern]

Vanilla and EaW: we have 4 ideologies
KR:

@sleek crest

[dapper plank]

hearing music in osu! and doing homework at the sametime

[sleek crest]

why is there 4 ideologies with the same party

[cobalt wyvern]

different wings of the same party

[sleek crest]

"yeah were so split we have 4 different ideologies in our party"

[cobalt wyvern]

to differentiate moderates vs radicals @sleek crest

[ripe aspen]

hey does nurnberg wear a hat?

[sleek crest]

"i dont know how the fuck were able to keep being a party but we somehow do"

[cobalt wyvern]

I think so @ripe aspen

@sleek crest the party has a lot of internal squabbles

basically I'm playing as German puppet Belgium

or as they call it now, Flanders-Wallonia

should I try at independence or stay loyal to Germany?

[sleek crest]

well when you build up

sure go for it

or when they fuck up

[arctic hawk]

Yes, why

[sleek crest]

you can get some of that delish land

[cobalt wyvern]

I remember Belgium has a path where it can become independent but also still ally with Germany @sleek crest

[ripe aspen]

uhhhhh

[cobalt wyvern]

basically "we don't wanna be puppets but France scares me"

[ripe aspen]

lets just say im redoing my kms fleet

[sleek crest]

that might be the best

you can get calais n shit

[cobalt wyvern]

ye

[arctic hawk]

You took that hats thing to heart, didn't you.

[ripe aspen]

.....yeah

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

You funny, I eat you last.

[cobalt wyvern]

oh yeah @sleek crest there's also a path

where Belgium splits into Flanders and Wallonia

and you can play as either

[versed terrace]

Love when that happens don't we

[cobalt wyvern]

ye

[sleek crest]

you sure do not run out of paths do you

[sleek crest]

fucking genius

[ripe aspen]

^

[edgy nebula]

that's good

[arctic hawk]

Someone 3D print it.

🐳

[frail bone]

orange man

[edgy nebula]

im bread

[frail bone]

[sleek crest]

wonder bread yuki

[dapper plank]

fck

recovery exam 50%

[cobalt wyvern]

@sleek crest

just became independent, but still allied with Germany

[sleek crest]

yeah thats good

[arctic hawk]

oHey, Smite

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

Who'd've thunk the Chans of 4 care about Azur Lane.

[fossil cape]

https://twitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/1347377604102291458

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Twitter · Jan 8, 2021, 3:00 AM

[versed terrace]

[cobalt wyvern]

you can't outpizza the hut

[frail bone]

is that...?

hornet?

i though it was Hipper until i saw the bewbs

[cobalt wyvern]

@versed terrace

[versed terrace]

[cobalt wyvern]

@frail bone I think it's Nelson

not sure

wait no

can't be

wrong eye color

[frail bone]

its Hornet

[cobalt wyvern]

yeah

Hornet

[frail bone]

look at the plane

on the seat

[cobalt wyvern]

oh right

didn't see that

so final % today is +10% @versed terrace

started at 41% today

ended at 51%

[versed terrace]

[cobalt wyvern]

btw after this grind I'll have no use for the Anglolis

they'll finally have peace

[dapper plank]

another exam recovery 63% im so trigger'ed

[versed terrace]

not yet

120

them

[cobalt wyvern]

at this rate they may have enough exp for level 120

[versed terrace]

[cobalt wyvern]

since I use them in like 98% of my daily battles

[versed terrace]

[cobalt wyvern]

that's not hyperbole @versed terrace

outside of OPSiren, I only use my main fleet in PvP and Dailies

[versed terrace]

obviously

[cobalt wyvern]

can't waste a drop of oil on anything else other than the Drake grind

[versed terrace]

i've been using the same fleet for like a year

[cobalt wyvern]

also this is officially the 17th day of the grind for Drake @versed terrace

imagine if I'm gonna get Drake in less than a month

[versed terrace]

lol

[cobalt wyvern]

how the fuck am I getting Drake this quickly

while it took me almost 2 months to get Cheshire

[versed terrace]

x2 thing

[cobalt wyvern]

no

I don't use it

[versed terrace]

[cobalt wyvern]

I have almost 120 of them

and I don't use them

🧠

wait no @versed terrace

Cheshire took me 33 days to grind for

Nov 19 to Dec 21

[versed terrace]

[cobalt wyvern]

maybe I'm on pace to beat that record

with an even longer grind

[versed terrace]

Grinding casually

[cobalt wyvern]

yo I wish I had that many prints

[versed terrace]

Been like 2 months

[cobalt wyvern]

jealous of u @versed terrace

[versed terrace]

[cobalt wyvern]

I need to do it the hard way 💀

but I'm used to it

[versed terrace]

[cobalt wyvern]

I got the 10 UR prints in the store

so there's that

I can amass ~20 prints

[fossil cape]

10 more

[brisk plaza]

Good morning everyone

[kind heart]

I woke up to a ping from this guy

[cobalt wyvern]

who

[kind heart]

Just click on the link

[fossil cape]

Tier lickers

with some "long term investment bad"

[kind heart]

Obviously I hate the pr grind, but they're worth it tho

[versed terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/hololive-ina-inanis-ninomae-okay-gif-18543950

[dapper plank]

ahhhh

english is the worst class ive evre done

[hazy kayak]

FINALLY

a blue drake mission

to end the day off

still need 5 more drake gun prints

[brisk plaza]

Which all are good light ships sr wise know 2 Sirius and Belfast

[fossil cape]

Swiftsure

[kind heart]

[versed terrace]

english sucks

[brisk plaza]

San Diego also

[brisk plaza]

I have her

[dapper plank]

and i almost did my first 6 star beatmap

[kind heart]

I have her, but I don't use her

[fossil cape]

Z46 could do the job too

the only light SR kinda meh

[versed terrace]

[kind heart]

She's alright

[versed terrace]

got avrora during her event

never used her since

[fossil cape]

then you have CN and JP where Kawa, Trio and Mochi are permanent in light build

[versed terrace]

[kind heart]

Atleast Avrora is not an absolute trainwreck

[versed terrace]

bruh y does op siren crash so much

[dapper plank]

FINALLY MY FIRST RANKED 6 STAR BEATMAP

[kind heart]

[dapper plank]

god that took a year

10 pp lol

worth

[versed terrace]

congrats

[dapper plank]

6.07 stars

im fucking happy rn

[versed terrace]

lol

idk what that means tbh but congrats

[dapper plank]

its the difficulty

high stars = intense diff

[versed terrace]

sounds hard

[dapper plank]

it is when u play osu

[versed terrace]

never played so don't know lol

[dapper plank]

try

[versed terrace]

ok

always wanted to play osu

just never had the time

[dapper plank]

[versed terrace]

idk how to play LMAO

[brisk plaza]

55:00, 1:10 ,1:25

[kind heart]

27:00 for

[versed terrace]

[hazy kayak]

https://twitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/1347412522836533248?s=19

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#びそくぜんしんっ
#アズールレーン

Twitter · Jan 8, 2021, 5:19 AM

strasser booba

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squish

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They at it again

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Strassar booba and Shinano booba looks the same

It's because of the dress

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or the artist

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both

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Hold on

3 mil reached

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Btw what's good about the cat 27mins one

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Yukikaze is a doggo

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Hmm

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This is what's special about her

that blue skill makes her a cockroach

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Don't cockroach gets stamped on ?

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It won't die easily 🪳

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Let's see what lady luck gives In these 4 light summons

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does the hiryuu try count when you activate it or when you kill her

cos i activated it 2 mins before reset

like 2.58pm

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God dang it

@kind heart wrong 1:25 unit came

https://c.tenor.com/IEm8gmpWPi4AAAAM/angry-seccato.gif

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I'm pretty it counts when you're done with the battle

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i can find out if i get 200 boss tokens

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Eh, you get 67 to 73 points per META fight based on your damage done. Your own Hiryuu will give you 375 points per completion

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@kind heart is your dm open or protected

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at least 930 daily

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My DMs are closed ||had to check to make sure cuz I forgot||

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Hmm cause people rage at you for being honest ?

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My alt account

How many more missions for this cat

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dunno man, have a seizure or something

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whenever I play that game, my hands just stops responding

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they just flail around like sentient beings

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lol

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For real, playing that game for me is just like having a seizure

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Btw there are how many maids

Neptune
Chersise
Belfast
Sirius
Edinburgh
Sheffield

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Cheshire is not a maid

neptune is not a maid either

both fake

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Hmm

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Most RN light and heavy cruisers

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Thanks

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yet they're the hottest looking maids after Belfast

actually, Cheshire is #1 for me

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For me belfast is number 1

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You made this stickers ?

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no

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Oh it's there

I don't know what attracted me to enty and belfast 😂

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PvP cancer bait strikes again

FP lower than mine yet I get annihilated

not even a 1:1 trap

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first time ??

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Yeah if you don't count the 1:1 traps

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If belfast is combined with Edinburgh and Sheffield does she get a boost in damage ?

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#game-feedback message

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@hasty kiln he is butthurt by others pulling the units

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he didnt try do gacha till last day of event

i got albabi muse 2-1 day before event ends

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Got Nagato and Perseus in the last 2 days of both events, after exhausting my trade license reserves

and the mails from HQ made me clutch the final 10 to get pity

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There's a pity system ?

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Only during Dreamwaker's Butterfly event for getting Shinano

Every 200 event builds, up to four times, independently if you got her while at it

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I hope Yostar learns from other gachas and makes all the units have 0.05 percent chance to drop

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so it's to assume it will be that way the next time a gacha UR is introduced

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With rate-up

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Yes

And the pity system is 100 builds minimum

And doesn’t actually guarantee a banner unit

Like, dude, events rerun

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and resets the counter if you get one

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and later go into permanent pool

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Like, honestly, there is almost 500 ships in AL

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Chungus #1 up

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Most other games don’t even have a third of that

And they have terrible rates

And gacha tickets aren’t farmable

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I am playing dragon ball legenda 0.5 for lf

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Dragon Ball has a gacha?

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Yes there

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Didn't know

but that sounds interesting

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While we... a bit more and ships in dorm could find cubes

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Ok i just imagined call of duty gacha

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New unit each year

But it’s the same unit

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hmm

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a

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choco

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Any idea which is the next event ?

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No idea.
I hope it's a rerun or archive because they're pilling up fast.

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There a lot of events which need to be archived ?

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I can think of Iris event, Nagato event and Crimson Echoes for now

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Biscuit until later this year may be

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If its crimson i want to get amagi as she that cute face but stern

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As for the reruns, well rip

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Archived Iris would make 138.6 more accessible in EN

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They will get added to the special banner if limited type unit

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Ashen, Italian event, Russian event, Noshiro event, Polaris and many more

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Except for Collab

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Speculative betting on Mogador class and twin 138.6 eventually being added

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dont know why im stil awake

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Oh there's also pr4 for this year

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breh

more pr's..

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Which of these pics to use as pfp

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i like the 2nd

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Chungus namba tsu up

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I won't be getting meta hiryu any time soon as level 53

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Bad game

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I like how this channel started calling Hiryuu META Chungus just because I called her that for like a day straight

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Also

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https://tenor.com/view/big-chungus-bugs-bunny-gif-13204123

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5 fucking frames of a 60 year-old cartoon. What will the internet meme next

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I had a rainbow Azuma one, but it cost 8k coins and 5 cubes

Nothanks

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I want :AzumaBox: emoji, just like

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Understandable

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They're both droopy ear doggos

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Indeed.

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Gotta get to 50k points for the DR print

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iShould see how many points I need to buy all the prints at once.

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25k for shop pr and dr prints

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o.

I can get'em now.

Thank

Might go for the oil/coins after, dunno.

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I already spent 33k cuz I also bought u37

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Bought Artemis myself because she refuses to drop.

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[arctic hawk]

Friend sent me this

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I have 2 attempts left if anyone need help with their chungus. ||I just hope that the game will show me the chungus||

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Mexico: The problem aint me, its you

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I'm not even close to summoning mine.

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I'm headed to bed

Gn peeps

Test in 4 hours

Kill me

I hate school

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You didn't need to go that far choco

But thanks

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Huh.

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:booba:

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Top 10 Destroyers Ark Royal is afraid to lewd

Also, Cappu is gone

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RIP in peace Bofos

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gone from/to where?

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Where's Cappu

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[jagged tendon]

Put a flagship spot on these things ffs
Bisko was flag yesterday and i didnt move anything

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Ikr

It should be the first slot

but sometimes it changes randomly

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Switch them around on the ready screen

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there isn't one

for guild

which is what I assume this is

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o, that's the guild one?

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Second boss

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Then ye, agreed.

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Also, Monarch is a better flag anyway

Bisco barrage is not as important

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I know but still

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Maybe he uses Bismarck as flag for the same reason I do: 9.4k HP

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Can always try a QE there, see if that helps

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Bet tomorrow Monarch aint there

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they don't receive damage

It's mostly vanguard bullet hell

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[arctic hawk]

Ah.

Ok, then

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A stray plane might do like 10 damage but that's it

Anyway you need a Dork

or Howe

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Guild boss is easy enough to auto, like chungus fights

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Howe good girl.

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Tbh might put QE instead of Bisko and London instead of Nimi to see how it goes

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Remind me to try this combo: Howe, Spoot and Odin

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I want a

and I need to level Muse

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What 6th ship can it be with that fleet?

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Yes

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what

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what are the first 5 tho?

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I dont use this thing

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Gib Swiftsure

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is there a tool for that

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yes

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send

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https://x94fujo6rpg.github.io/AzurLaneFleet/

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Yes, Kroto is using it.

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There is a slaimuda one but I hate it

hard to see actual equip

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while i am at it

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Although it looks pretty

[ripe aspen]

damn it i really want a KGV class ship

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is there a tool for all ur girls

so i dont take 2000 screenshots

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Vertical mode

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like fgo's

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I like slaimuda for the sole reason that I can make a 3x fdg backline

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Rolling screenshot

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3 FdG 3 Azuma

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3 U-110 for good measure

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Get PoW the next time she's around in medal exchange, she's pretty great.

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Tashkek

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ура!

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3 U47s

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One is not like the others

I basically decided to go all out on the amount of shells being thrown the enemy's way

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London is 100% awake

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ive liked PoW since i found out abt azur so she better be in the medal exchange after hood

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red eyes and awaken

oh

no

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[ripe aspen]

wait talking abt medals i have.... over 200

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why the hell does appear when I type "g"

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I swear if I see another 2:20 timer and its bogue again, she's gonna eat the ball

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lauGh

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why do you only have one ball

Are you literally Hitler

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it's the first result

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there is like

oh damn I just realised again

[arctic hawk]

Oh, sure. Don't drop Artemis or anything

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those designs needs to be opened

[ripe aspen]

its probably going to be going up from here, especially if i get sandy again

[woven marsh]

There's always food to buy

[arctic hawk]

Use them tuning boosts, man

[ripe aspen]

also YES my oil is under 20k its not that big of a deal though

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don't even need them lmao

4 times over the cap

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Do it anyway

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anyways waiting for PoW to come to exchange

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Well Fuck you too game

[arctic hawk]

This is fine.

[woven marsh]

Those rally point maps are the worst

Not even strongholds are that annoying

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I never pick up the suspicious black loot box at the start because it always starts a trap like that

I pick them in the end

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not when the game decides it's the best way to the rally point

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Ignore it, don't pick it up.

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[arctic hawk]

You get a prompt to do either.

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

What am I to you

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Lesson learned, I hope.

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A coward?

[arctic hawk]

No, a brave dumbass.

[woven marsh]

Also Perseus:
What fire?

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[woven marsh]

This was all planned from the beginning

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Hadnt noticed Strasser was slightly inclined foward, she's a smooth criminal

[arctic hawk]

"Ooh, a box"

booby trapped
"Ah yes. A Trap for boobies."

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Big Tiddy Siren Trap

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Futanari Hours

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[jagged tendon]

Dont need a dick when they already have tentacles

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[arctic hawk]

Tentacles can become dicks.

[jagged tendon]

Fair enough

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I honestly don't like tentacle hent*i

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Same

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Same

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Most of it is drawn shittily anyway

[arctic hawk]

I meant actual IRL octopus facts.

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Speaking from experience, I hope

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[arctic hawk]

Ya' got me.

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#trophy-room message

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123456

hm

are those

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me: does builds for DoY/PoW
game: here have a nevada

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Magic Numbers?

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tfw peeps still don't have 1 Hiryuu META

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[arctic hawk]

welp.

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not welp

it's

HUUUUUH?

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69 days left for chungus grind

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[ripe aspen]

i dont use my hipper at all

lmao

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Well, now I have 2 problems

my new fleets can't win shit against bosses cos most of the ships are level 70

I need a 2nd Maid gun for Tashkek

[arctic hawk]

I really like Admiral Hipper's design. But I already use Eugen.

TIL Foxhound Retrofit's chibi does handguns

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i have a hatred for z28 and i dont know why

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Chungus up

[arctic hawk]

Brain: Figerguns
Fingers: Handguns

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the face?

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i have not touched her ever since i got her, i have not leveled her, i have not put gear on her

[arctic hawk]

I like Z28, she cute.

[ripe aspen]

she's just sitting there in my dock

[arctic hawk]

She's currently in class.

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and i dont know why

[arctic hawk]

From level 1 to 15.

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youngest one of the in-game 1936A, nimi-grade booba

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Theres just something about her throwing me off

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It's the face

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Horni

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This time im schleeping

[arctic hawk]

No, you're not.

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Bonk Senpoi to sleep

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[arctic hawk]

Oooo

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[arctic hawk]

Akashi gave me an SR cat box

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Ima stare at kroto till schleep

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[dapper plank]

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Time for daily builds

Place your bets

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Kent

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inb4 pensacola

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I have been getting nothing but Kents and Pensacolas anyway

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Nürn..no I don't bet

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F