lexington-general

[arctic hawk]

arerst

Thanks, brain.

[small grail]

right there officer

[arctic hawk]

You'll never catch me.

[woven marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16Xh3juNVYQ

PENIS(Venus)

RIP chat

[small grail]

oh im still here

im just admiring this art

[woven marsh]

for the next hour

[small grail]

probably

[arctic hawk]

Tosa a cutie

[small grail]

but if i go too long i might start singing it without thinking

[jagged tendon]

The beat up a pineapple fox

[arctic hawk]

BORGAR fox

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

Tosa is so incosistent

One day she has all 9 tails

[woven marsh]

another, it's one big floofy mess

like, what the fuck is on her swimsuit skin

[small grail]

the tails are in a state of quantum uncertainty

they are both split and not split

[arctic hawk]

So, like. Since I couldn't bet the story back when it rerun, would someone be willing to tell me the tale of Amagi and Tosa?

[woven marsh]

just like Long Island's pantsu

[small grail]

exactly

[kind heart]

Suzutsuki just refused to sink against that Enty

[woven marsh]

Tosa wasn't mentioned in the rerun

since it was just the original story

[arctic hawk]

o.

[jagged tendon]

Tails after shaking the water

[woven marsh]

CE was literally the original story

[arctic hawk]

Could I get their stories regardless? :y

[woven marsh]

Amagi ded

Akagi sad

Akagi go mad

Kaga go bad

[kind heart]

Kaga floof

[woven marsh]

that make it easy?

[arctic hawk]

Was it Tuberculosis that got Amagi or something?

[small grail]

torpedo tube-rculosis

[jagged tendon]

It was a hair ball

[small grail]

probably

[woven marsh]

IRL Amagi was under construction, but the earthquake damaged her too much so they scrapped her and reused her for Akagi

In game, Amagi "sacrificed" herself

for the future of Akagi

[arctic hawk]

I know the IRL ship's tale, I was asking about Kansen Amagi.

[woven marsh]

Kaga was refusing to get her carrier refit

until Amagi said she will ded

then Akagi and Kaga ||fucked|| became BFFs

[kind heart]

That earthquake is referenced in her swimsuit skin with all that destruction in the background ||just a speculation||

[woven marsh]

Tosa was not mentioned anywhere in the lore

[arctic hawk]

They did'er dirty.

[woven marsh]

They introduced a new, major ship in a rerun

they can't change an existing story

[arctic hawk]

As you do.

[woven marsh]

I got Amagi to 120 in 3 days after I got her lol

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

I really wanted my PvP fleet lol

also she has a cute laugh

[kind heart]

By the time my Azuma and Yuki are up to levels, people will already be using +13 equips and maybe wyvern in pvp

[arctic hawk]

As opposed to Akagi's cute laugh.

[woven marsh]

AHAHAHAHAH

when there are two akagis

[arctic hawk]

Almost as cute as Taihou's.

[woven marsh]

it's scary af

cos for some reason they are never in sync

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

attacker bonuses exist

bro why is so slow

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

I have gotten like 7 ships to level 70

she is still closing in on that 120

[arctic hawk]

She's taking her time.

A good maid doesn't rush things.

[woven marsh]

fake maid

[kind heart]

#trophy-room message
Isuzu going berserk

[arctic hawk]

Shhhhh

[woven marsh]

She is a Royal Lady, after all

[jagged tendon]

Everyone with eyes closed
Juneau:

[woven marsh]

She knows

She can't sleep well

Cos she has nightmares

[arctic hawk]

I got two active strongholds.

Should I fix that?

[woven marsh]

I don't even play OPSiren

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

other than trying to get my 2 Chungi

I am also almost out of oil

[brisk plaza]

What happened to enty cause she goes dark

[woven marsh]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[arctic hawk]

be me
OPSiren
KMS fleet
Memu(fresh install)
forget to activate auto
start bossfight
S rank
it was C5

[kind heart]

Hiryuu META is supposed to be like the top mobbing carriers with her damage uptime, like Odin and Champagne

[woven marsh]

FdG be like:

[arctic hawk]

So, basically, my KMS vanguard fought that boss siren fleet.

[woven marsh]

FdG/Odin/Perseus

this shit clears way too fast

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

it's a non stop hail of barrages

I also have London and Laffey

[kind heart]

what about fdg in boss

[arctic hawk]

Kroto's making me want to build Freddy von Gross early.

[woven marsh]

Imagine the sheer amount of shells being thrown the enemy way

[brisk plaza]

My honoka spams barrage after one is launched

[woven marsh]

12 seconds to beat a level 90 fleet

[arctic hawk]

MORE DAKKA

[brisk plaza]

[woven marsh]

I might have to swap Louis

she is a good tank

but the battle is 12 seconds

I don't need a fucking tank

[kind heart]

Sirens, tentacles and stuff

[woven marsh]

I need someone else who shoots a lot

[jagged tendon]

Ayaya

[woven marsh]

Maybe Tashkent

[jagged tendon]

[brisk plaza]

Cause irl she is in the scrapyard

[woven marsh]

Enter battle, screen is littered with shells

[arctic hawk]

Loading screen emphasising Cheshire's thickness
Me: Aww, Formidable's cute

[woven marsh]

Percy is also cute there

[small grail]

a man of culture

[kind heart]

Tashkent is a good comrade

[woven marsh]

wait

WAIT

that loading torpedo

if it were a bit earlier

[jagged tendon]

I never looked at the cat

[woven marsh]

oh

[arctic hawk]

Of course THAT's what Kroto sees.

[hazy kayak]

new dido do*jin is heat

it goes on the rec list

[woven marsh]

and I am the one that's horni?

[jagged tendon]

We're all

[small grail]

some of us just hide it a little better

[hazy kayak]

I just appreciate the fanwork, that's all

[woven marsh]

Also, 10 coins to the person who tells me who carries a torpedo on tha tloading bar

[brisk plaza]

I am the most if you guys agree

[arctic hawk]

Nah, Rau's in his own league of horni.

Foote?

[jagged tendon]

It isnt in the game

Supposedly its Willie D

🦶 's hair aint that color

[hazy kayak]

cute feete

her hair is green

[arctic hawk]

Javelin, then.

[small grail]

yeah javelin would be my guess too

[jagged tendon]

She's a fletcher

[visual mountain]

Is it just me or does the paint look weird on the bust

[arctic hawk]

Melting from the hotness.

[visual mountain]

[small grail]

he's got a point

[arctic hawk]

Or, y'know. Fresh paint.

[small grail]

aight well im gonna go lose constantly in blazblue for a bit see yall in 2 hours when i'm seething with rage

[brisk plaza]

I want to give up for Peter and try light summons cause 4:35 and the event is almost over

[woven marsh]

Real meme of a ship

Like

Imagine if Sandy

was real

like

Idk man just read up on that meme of a ship

[arctic hawk]

Imagine giving a name.

[woven marsh]

oh

TNT answered

[brisk plaza]

So 5 days left and not sure if I will get peter strasser

[woven marsh]

William D. Porter

[arctic hawk]

Mate, I got like 8 Peter Strasser, you can get at least 1 in 5 days.

[woven marsh]

William D. Porter was reported to have been involved in a mishap while departing Norfolk when her anchor tore the railing and lifeboat mounts off a docked sister destroyer while maneuvering astern.[a] The next day, a depth charge from the deck of William D. Porter fell into the rough sea and exploded, causing Iowa and the other escort ships to take evasive maneuvers under the assumption that the task force had come under torpedo attack by a German U-boat

[brisk plaza]

Going to try light summons tomorrow

[woven marsh]

well. Porter, along with the other escort ships, also demonstrated a torpedo drill by simulating a launch at Iowa. This drill suddenly went awry when a torpedo from mount #2[6] aboard William D. Porter discharged from its tube and headed toward Iowa.[3]

Her entire history is a giant meme

[arctic hawk]

Lel.

[woven marsh]

She will probably have negative luck

On 10 June 1945, William D. Porter fell victim to a unique—though fatal—kamikaze attack. At 08:15 that morning, an obsolete Aichi D3A "Val" dive bomber dropped unheralded out of the clouds and made straight for the warship. The destroyer managed to evade the suicide plane, and it splashed down nearby her. Somehow, the explosive-laden plane ended up directly beneath Porter before it exploded. Suddenly, the warship was lifted out of the water and then dropped back again, due to the force of the underwater blast. She lost power and suffered broken steam lines. A number of fires also broke out. For three hours, her crew struggled to put out the fires, repair the damage, and keep the ship afloat. The crew's efforts were in vain; and, 12 minutes after the order to abandon ship went out, William D. Porter heeled over to starboard and sank by the stern. Miraculously, her crew suffered no fatal injuries. The warship's name was struck from the Naval Vessel Register on 11 July 1945.[2]

like

how unlucky do you have to be

[arctic hawk]

Passive skill: Decrease the luck of the other 5 Kansen in your fleet, and make them prone to friendly fire

[woven marsh]

and yet she had battle stars

[frail bone]

at least no one died

[dapper plank]

Ohayougozaimasu

[woven marsh]

2nd skill: increases enemy aircraft suicide damage dealt

[arctic hawk]

name struck form the NVR

[woven marsh]

That's what struck means in that context

[arctic hawk]

Wait, so when OPSiren resets, does that also include the combat stats?

[brisk plaza]

Well i am going to sleep and try tomorrow light summon and then banner the next day

[woven marsh]

Most likely

[arctic hawk]

Aww

[woven marsh]

People in #collected-feedback already asking to change

[arctic hawk]

?

[woven marsh]

They are asking to not reset EVERYTHING

[brisk plaza]

@woven marsh its 27down votes

[woven marsh]

it's the last one

the last one is really stupid

If anything, we need more assists

[arctic hawk]

I hope the puzzle skip isn't a thing they want gone.

[woven marsh]

We are still the ones voting lmao

Nero

One last time you'll ask

The saga is over

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

So

[arctic hawk]

What makes you think I'll stop asking?

[woven marsh]

I got her early on

And only now she got her deserved 120

Give her Oath skin already

[arctic hawk]

But she's already perfect

Although, what is her spine made out of, jesus.

[brisk plaza]

Just putting it out there unicorn gets doujins a lot

[frail bone]

in 2 days

i will start to work on leveling up the new IB ships

[woven marsh]

Adamantium or some shit

Okay

[arctic hawk]

Can strongholds stack? Like, more than 2 at a time?

[woven marsh]

now the cursed question

Do I level Shinano

[kind heart]

Yes

[woven marsh]

I don't want to

But my Ark is only level 72

[arctic hawk]

But Kroto.

[woven marsh]

with no skills

[versed terrace]

how many more days of event do we have

[arctic hawk]

Overflowing power

[jagged tendon]

Seeing Kroto post the entire story
Taiho be like: whos got the stupidest crew now

[versed terrace]

lol

[woven marsh]

But

BUT

Willie D got 4 battle stars

Taiho died without launching a plane

[jagged tendon]

And Willie D died by a plane that already killed itself

[woven marsh]

[jagged tendon]

[versed terrace]

how many more days of event do we have

[woven marsh]

till 13th I believe

[arctic hawk]

Casablanca

[versed terrace]

thank

[kind heart]

she's a big cutie

[hazy kayak]

7 more days including this one

[arctic hawk]

What if you wanted to fight a stronghold miniboss, but god said "ambush incoming, commander."

[jagged tendon]

At least she got to sail a bit, cant say the same for

[woven marsh]

Punish god

[kind heart]

don't you use recon?

[woven marsh]

Slept through her death

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

actual ambush

[arctic hawk]

To be fair, I should've seen it coming. Those miniboss areas have at least 1 other fleet + some sort of obstacle. This one had just the other fleet and nothing esle.

[kind heart]

strongholds have ambush? i've never encountered one

[woven marsh]

Right before the entrance sometimes

[arctic hawk]

The miniboss boxed areas do.

[woven marsh]

damn

I already miss her Makuhikiyo

[arctic hawk]

Those have either:
Miniboss, 1 other fleet + obstacle(weather stuff or pool of poison/fire)
Miniboss, 1 other fleet, 1 ambush fleet

[dapper plank]

doing homework

[woven marsh]

do it

no play

only work

[arctic hawk]

All work and no play make Spoot a dull boy.

[kind heart]

can't you retreat from ambush then?

[woven marsh]

I have just enough Ryuseis

for all 3 ships

[arctic hawk]

Doesn't help. It places the fleet outside the box.

[kind heart]

place a second fleet just outside before retreating

[arctic hawk]

Hm.

TIL

Well, during that ambush, Roon was the only one whose HP went in the red. The other 5 only took like 5% damage.

[woven marsh]

RIP coins

At least heals exist

[arctic hawk]

I wish to one day wield Ark Royal's gun.

[woven marsh]

I don't think she can clear C2 tho XD

[versed terrace]

XD

[woven marsh]

Level 72 only

Level 1 skills

[versed terrace]

arks still at around lvl 90 i think

[jagged tendon]

Ark vs Hunter in a duel

[woven marsh]

Okay, she can still Nuke an elite fleet

Good to know

I mean, I guess she has a level advantage

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

The mobs are level 79. She is 72. Safe mode adds 15

[kind heart]

she matches well to her purple background, very cool and aesthetic

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

Yes, I really like some elites for that reason

The purple just looks nice

The shit I'll do to NOT level Shina

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

Also Little renown

Only level 67

[arctic hawk]

Shove Shinano in the dorm.

[woven marsh]

Apparently having nearly preloaded guns helps

[versed terrace]

pre loads are good

perseus is great

[woven marsh]

Time for C2 boss

place your bets

[dapper plank]

u ded

[versed terrace]

she'll make it

[arctic hawk]

You beat it.

[kind heart]

richelieu generally wipes out first 2 waves of mobs in every fight

[jagged tendon]

Baguette strong

[arctic hawk]

Am I allowed to hate the siren reinforcements during strongholds?

[kind heart]

sure

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

I never have a fleet nearby who can kill them quick enough.

[woven marsh]

just keep one occupied

forever

[kind heart]

i call it demon spawn

[dapper plank]

oh no math is my fcking weakness

[woven marsh]

fuck, Ark misses all her torps

she is not formidable

[arctic hawk]

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

fuck

[versed terrace]

[frail bone]

my Shinano is still sitting at the docks

[dapper plank]

damn

[arctic hawk]

Told you I wouldn't stop.

[frail bone]

im heavily wondering if i should retire her

[woven marsh]

Would have been faster had she not missed a strike

[kind heart]

mutsu

[woven marsh]

Well, skill level 1 is only 30% slow, so...

[jagged tendon]

Poor Z46

[woven marsh]

Poor?

She has 3 L2D skins

[jagged tendon]

Only destroyer in the fleet with ark

[woven marsh]

I paid the most for her in this game

Mutsu and Loli renown are kids

and they are closer

WHAT HAVE I DONE

[jagged tendon]

But they arent destroyers

[arctic hawk]

Got yourself on an list, is what you've done.

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

There can be only one

[versed terrace]

akashi takes all that wdym

[arctic hawk]

Princes of the Universe plays in the background

[woven marsh]

But She gets the skins

[arctic hawk]

Why is Princes of the Universe 2 songs?

[woven marsh]

Is this on Graf?

[frail bone]

yeah

graf

[woven marsh]

You did this?

[frail bone]

no

[woven marsh]

@neat flicker

[kind heart]

consider tigercat too

[woven marsh]

why

Sea Hornet is better in every way

[frail bone]

Sea Hornet and Tigercat are literally the same

[kind heart]

we got only 1 sea hornet, it's costlier to craft

[arctic hawk]

gods I hate ambush fleets

[woven marsh]

and 0 Tigercats

[versed terrace]

pog

san diego got to 120

[neat flicker]

?

[jagged tendon]

[neat flicker]

[versed terrace]

lol she was 119 for like a month lmao

[kind heart]

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

[frail bone]

Messers Gold Helldiver and Wyvern still the best setup imo

[woven marsh]

why

[frail bone]

you can use the skypirate/skyrider too

[woven marsh]

You're losing all that bomb damage for a rainbow plane

[frail bone]

a rainbow plane that has 4 torps

[woven marsh]

Parallel

[kind heart]

hell, sea hornet is 2x expensive than tigercat

[versed terrace]

even if it was homing torps, they'd miss

[woven marsh]

yeah

Unless you're timing it with Roon Muse somehow

[versed terrace]

lol

[dapper plank]

the crosswave discount ended..

[frail bone]

well im gonna use Zeppelin in a mob fleet

[neat flicker]

In the morning, I will do a spreadsheet myself, including a many variations of equipment on Zep

[versed terrace]

how much was it

[frail bone]

so no big problems for missing torps

[woven marsh]

Mob fleet

[dapper plank]

it was $25

[woven marsh]

then you DO want bombs

and you DO NOT want a messer

[versed terrace]

couldn't buy it anyways XD

[dapper plank]

[frail bone]

in W13?

[woven marsh]

Yes

I used exactly 1 messerschmitt on W13

and it was on a healer

and it was without Air Supremacy

[frail bone]

my next build will be a tigercat but i will give it to Weser first since she procs crits with Bismarck

gonna test how her crit skill works

and see if its viable

[neat flicker]

Where're my elite ships? I only got 2 Strasser and 1 Heinrich

[woven marsh]

I only got 1 Heinrich

[frail bone]

if her skill trully works...

you guys will see me rekting Taihou with her

[neat flicker]

The drop chance of elite ships always suck

[woven marsh]

00:00

And I planned to go to bed early

[neat flicker]

3:00

[frail bone]

18:00

as for Strasser

idk what i can do with her

[jagged tendon]

21:00

Tf

[frail bone]

but since its W13

and i need tons of ACV

im gonna use her

[jagged tendon]

Verd is 3 hours before me and Kroto is 3 hours after

Middle gang

[arctic hawk]

23:02

[frail bone]

so u like being in the middle

[jagged tendon]

Depends on the situation

[frail bone]

[neat flicker]

idk what i can do with her
Keep her in docks until she will be useful

[frail bone]

i can use Tirpitz tho

[woven marsh]

eh fuck it

I'm wasting Core Data

[neat flicker]

[jagged tendon]

No

me

[woven marsh]

I bought a Barracuda

[neat flicker]

Bruh

[woven marsh]

bruhcuda

[frail bone]

so

[kind heart]

i have 5 barracuda

[frail bone]

making some calculations

i will have 2.289 ACV

without Strasser

[versed terrace]

[frail bone]

it is possible to beat W13 with that?

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

I had Air Superiority

2 CV, 1 CVL

[versed terrace]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/765989332451983391/741680071793967184.gif

[jagged tendon]

So are we gonna have a pizza dorm set or not?

[versed terrace]

pls

i'd like one

[frail bone]

im not using HMS CVs

[woven marsh]

Hermes

I used Sara and Perseus in Mob

and Enty in Boss

[frail bone]

yeah i have Hermes Centaur and Perseus

but they are in another fleet

[woven marsh]

Cappu is in my dorm as well

[frail bone]

let me open AL real quick

[arctic hawk]

Transcendent Bofos

[woven marsh]

Omnipresent

[frail bone]

Boss

Mob

[jagged tendon]

Lampodin

[sleek crest]

tfw when the mob has more pts than boss

[frail bone]

well

[arctic hawk]

Well, fuck you too, game.

[frail bone]

they are all lvl 120

almost

[neat flicker]

I never seen Weser and Strasser chibis and I was confused for a few seconds after I saw them on your screen

[arctic hawk]

Place ya' bets. How many attempts will that boss take?

[jagged tendon]

5

[frail bone]

6

[arctic hawk]

Note: only 2 of my 4 fleets can deal any amount of signifficant damage.

Welp, Bremerton already ate shit.

[versed terrace]

OOOOFFF

bruhhhhh

[arctic hawk]

tfw both tanks die before Laffey

[frail bone]

so whos better against Taihou

Bismarck with Strasser

or Bismarck with Tirpitz

[neat flicker]

Give me Nurnberg and Weser, please!

[kind heart]

I don't really like using more than 1 carriers against bosses unless I'm going for Ryuusei memes

[frail bone]

well

this is W13 im talking about

[arctic hawk]

Would using 3 BBs in my KMS fleet be a good idea? Like Bismarck, Tirpitz and Odin?

[frail bone]

ACV decides if your backline will get raped or not

[neat flicker]

Ok, I need a big motivation to pull out both of them from gacha

[kind heart]

I've used 2 BB, 1 CV in 13-1 boss on AS only

Idk about 13-4

[neat flicker]

If I get Nurnberg, I will buy her skin. Mark my words

[woven marsh]

ok

[woven marsh]

same, but on 13-4

and it wasn't Essex either

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

Bismarck, FdG and Odin

[arctic hawk]

My KMS fleet reminds me of Cadia.
The planet broke before the soldiers did.

Vanguard out-tanks the main fleet

[woven marsh]

That's more of an HMS style

[kind heart]

I used centy, my Essex isn't even ready yet

[woven marsh]

Same

[frail bone]

in W13-4 you need at least 3536 ACV to get supremacy

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Bismarck may have 9.5k HP, but she needs some evasion, goddamn.

[woven marsh]

Supremacy is overrated

[woven marsh]

Fucking cunt

[woven marsh]

Jinxd it

[jagged tendon]

Oh fuck

[cobalt wyvern]

Sometimes she's a bit off

[frail bone]

well

[jagged tendon]

She really can see the future

[frail bone]

i can make it with Bismarck/Tirpitz duo

[woven marsh]

[woven marsh]

Use Solo Tirpitz with 2 carriers for mob kekw

[frail bone]

Odin is already on that job

Zeppy+Odin barrage

[cobalt wyvern]

U-556 has this quote @woven marsh @kind heart @arctic hawk

(Sortie with Ark Royal) Sorry, I don't really want to be around you...

[frail bone]

https://tenor.com/view/stonks-up-stongs-meme-stocks-gif-15715298

[kind heart]

Laffey and Shinano the static duo
||was gonna say dynamic duo, but they're too sleepy for that||

[neat flicker]

What's wrong? She gets a hidden buff when you're using her with lolis, because she needs to protect them

[woven marsh]

[frail bone]

U-81 sortieng with Ark Royal

you live by the loli you die by the loli

[woven marsh]

the 818 armour break is the same, right? It should only apply to shelling, right?

not the 818

[kind heart]

831 has armour break, not 818

[arctic hawk]

siren boss sinks 2 fleets
retreat to port
heal
bully C2 level 72 fleets for morale boost
return to siren boss

[woven marsh]

the 831

[frail bone]

831 is big curse

[neat flicker]

She loves lolis, because DDs can protect her from submarine torpedoes

[woven marsh]

knows everything about torpedoes

[frail bone]

she took 6 of them

[woven marsh]

The bigger they are

[cobalt wyvern]

so does Taihou @woven marsh

[arctic hawk]

You could say Shinano took a torpedo bukkakke to the hull.

[woven marsh]

horni

[woven marsh]

Thank

[neat flicker]

Taihou knows greatly, how stupidly die from single torpedo

[frail bone]

her questline proves she still has PTSD from that day

[woven marsh]

And stupid crew

kekw

[frail bone]

so yeah if you wonder why i oathed her

it was not because of the bewbs

[arctic hawk]

Bullshit.

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Oh, that's why Albacore gives her PTSD 2.

[neat flicker]

Here's ALBACORE

[woven marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/theshining-killer-heresjohnny-gif-5014874

[frail bone]

[jagged tendon]

Taitanium

[arctic hawk]

That spine has to keep them tits up somehow, ey

For Kroto:

[jagged tendon]

Willie D about to blow up another allied ship

[woven marsh]

friendly

fire

[kind heart]

Roosevelt would disagree

[jagged tendon]

Tfw you almost kill your president, truly american

[arctic hawk]

You could say,
her torpedo's about to
explode

[woven marsh]

the president pardoned the captain

[jagged tendon]

Ik

[woven marsh]

sure you almost killed me

but almost doesn't count

[arctic hawk]

"Do or do not. There is no try."

[jagged tendon]

He was giving them another shot

[arctic hawk]

A fair chance

[woven marsh]

Was it a MK14

[jagged tendon]

"Ya better kill me this time"

[woven marsh]

because if it were

It would probably fail as well

[jagged tendon]

Oh yeah

We might get willie when Iowa comes

[woven marsh]

Iowa will not come

[arctic hawk]

when Iowa comes

soon™

[woven marsh]

Sunk by Willie

[frail bone]

change of plans guys

[woven marsh]

[jagged tendon]

Iowa be like

[frail bone]

Remaining things to do before W13
Level up Nurnberg to lvl 120
Level up Strasser to lvl 120 (delayed)
Level up Weser to lvl 120
Level up Z46 from lvl 118 to 120 and upgrade her Piercing Shell skill
Buy a oxy torp for U-81
Get Odin to Dev 30 (at least dev 25)
Level up Hermes from lvl 114 to 120 (not that necessary)
Get at least 4 more Steam Catapults

[jagged tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/listen-here-you-little-shit-bird-meme-bird-listen-here-you-little-shit-gif-19221308

[arctic hawk]

inb4 USinb4 USS Texas

[frail bone]

new goal: Level up Tirpitz to lvl 120

[arctic hawk]

Today is a sad day.

[woven marsh]

Tirpitz was my first 120 KMS

[arctic hawk]

I received my 70th OPSiren completion star.

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

[frail bone]

good thing i din't bought Strasser skin

[arctic hawk]

"Is Fortnite overrated? Discuss."

[neat flicker]

Tirpitz was my first 120 lvl ship. Before awaking sistem, she has 3 million exp

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Round 3 for that siren boss. The Only Thing They Fear Is You just started playing.

[arctic hawk]

2 reds at the same time

[frail bone]

Bisko and Tirpitz with champog guns on their way to crit Taihoe

[woven marsh]

Sounds like horni

[arctic hawk]

Siren took 2.5 attempts

[neat flicker]

I farmed a lot with her, most 10-4 and 11-4 when I tried to get Jintsuu and Columbia

[kind heart]

Oh hey, I actually found a good website to read up on battle of samar

[arctic hawk]

Maybe it would've taken 1 single attempt with each of the 4 fleets if they were all the same caliber as the KMS one.

[woven marsh]

I farmed 11-1 with Tirpitz to get FdG

[arctic hawk]

Reward was kinda'...eh

[woven marsh]

I have 2 working fleets

[kind heart]

https://www.history.navy.mil/browse-by-topic/wars-conflicts-and-operations/world-war-ii/1944/samar.html

[woven marsh]

that's why I am levelling ark and Formi

[arctic hawk]

Me too. But the KMS one is the carry.

[cobalt wyvern]

49% now

you think I can clinch 50% today?

[arctic hawk]

Why not

[cobalt wyvern]

sure

literally why not

[arctic hawk]

Go get'em, Snailboy.

[woven marsh]

It's one run

[arctic hawk]

Or 2, depending on what he's running.

[frail bone]

you know the bad thing about me bringing Tirpitz?

[arctic hawk]

So, uhh...blue D, or gold C?

I'm leaning towards blue D

[frail bone]

cuz i will need to buy another set of White/Black shells

[kind heart]

I wish they give something good to USN this year, something like Johnston

[woven marsh]

Are you going to bed?

I always ask myself that question

[arctic hawk]

Not anytime soon

[woven marsh]

Then D

[arctic hawk]

Seattle one, then?

[woven marsh]

ye

[frail bone]

Remaining things to do before W13
-Level up Nurnberg to lvl 120
-Level up Strasser to lvl 120 (delayed)
-Level up Tirpitz to lvl 120
-Level up Weser to lvl 120
-Level up Z46 from lvl 118 to 120 and upgrade her Piercing Shell skill
-Buy a oxy torp for U-81 (done)
-Get Odin to Dev 30 (at least dev 25)
-Level up Hermes from lvl 114 to 120 (not that necessary)
-Get at least 4 more Steam Catapults (not that necessary anymore cuz i wont use Strasser)
-Buy White/Black shell set for Tirpitz

[woven marsh]

Purple ones are a scam

[frail bone]

its decided

[arctic hawk]

Wasn't gonna go for them anyway

[woven marsh]

Remaining things to do before I die:

• Level up 1 million ships before Z46 hits 120

[arctic hawk]

Don't really have, what the kids call, "spending money".

Yea, this isn't going to take forever or anything.

[frail bone]

Biscuit already has one so big oof for Taihoe

lets see if she can evade AP shells

[kind heart]

#game-feedback message
Izumo tier 2 or 3

[woven marsh]

Izumo Bad Bingo Time

[versed terrace]

[kind heart]

Nero, you can try advertising your guild in #friend-and-guild-id

[arctic hawk]

Is...that guy asking for PR ship nerfs?

[arctic hawk]

What makes you think I don't at least once a day?

All I got were merger offers.

Bitch, It's just me and another dude. What merger.

[kind heart]

asking for a buff I think

[woven marsh]

Spam in chat

helps a lot

[arctic hawk]

8 hour slow mode

[versed terrace]

lmao

[arctic hawk]

6 hours, whatever.

[versed terrace]

i think he's calling for a buff

[arctic hawk]

Still anti-spam.

[woven marsh]

In game

[versed terrace]

what was that cryptic text

[woven marsh]

that was me typing "in game" but forgetting to switch the layout

so it ended up being "шт пфьу"

[kind heart]

The more that I read it, the stupider it gets. Like saying "Monarch has less FP than normal Warspite" for comparison and that there are cheaper and better options available

[woven marsh]

Cappu has just realised what GPH has been saying for ages

[arctic hawk]

What, bullshit?

[woven marsh]

Literally every argument boils down to "it's not FdG"

[jagged tendon]

Ikr what a shitty ship Monarch is

[woven marsh]

No shit Sherlock

[woven marsh]

Hood has no FP whatsoever

and Shinano has 0

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

Shinano has less FP than FdG

Therefore, Shinano is trash

Q.E.D.

Quite Easily Done

[kind heart]

🔫

[jagged tendon]

AL: has a bunch of stats that influence different things making different ships good for different situations

GPH (in mr krabs voice): I like FP

[frail bone]

even after buffs Zeppelin still not T0 so shes still trash

[woven marsh]

[woven marsh]

GPH: I like when it doesn't cost oil

[jagged tendon]

Also GPH: use FdG

[woven marsh]

Hence why Noshiro > Azuma

[jagged tendon]

[frail bone]

GPH calls Azuma garbage

literally

go ask there

[woven marsh]

Noshiro > Azuma > All other ships

[frail bone]

[arctic hawk]

Twitch is now banning the use of "blind playthrough" as it is offensive to blind people
Ah yes, all those blind people watching Twitch are now safe from oppression.

[woven marsh]

that is old news

the new news is banning PogChamp

[arctic hawk]

Why, 'cause it's asian?

[jagged tendon]

Fun fact: blind ppl are actually ofended by that change

[edgy marsh]

nothing fun about it

[jagged tendon]

Good job twitch

[edgy marsh]

its just twitch and youtube being complete you know the word about everything

and they all deserve to be hanged

[arctic hawk]

Hey, remember when Youtube was about "I went to the zoo today"?

[woven marsh]

reality fact: disabled people don't want to feel special, they want to feel like everyone else

[arctic hawk]

Good times.

[woven marsh]

Twitch: I AM BLIND

OH WAIT TIME TO SELF BAN

[frail bone]

btw

[edgy marsh]

i mean

[woven marsh]

wtf

[arctic hawk]

Get fucked.

[edgy marsh]

the masters of youtube and twitch are racist

so you know

[frail bone]

Woman that literally shows her whole ass naked in stream

ban for only 3 days

[jagged tendon]

Twitter and Twitch starting with Twit
"Coincedence? I think NOT"

[edgy marsh]

they literally try to culturally appropriate everything

[arctic hawk]

This should be pinned.

[woven marsh]

Woman: Abuses animals, shows ass and tiddy, is a racist
Twitch: 1 hour ban

Guy: says idiot

Twitch:

[arctic hawk]

It's ok, Kroto. The cat got revenge.

[jagged tendon]

Alinity and Poki not getting banned at all

[edgy marsh]

woman have kid walk in on stream, is generally a nice person: permanent ban
woman who shows their vagina and spreads it for 5 minutes straight: 3 days

[woven marsh]

Twitch thot: 5. DOLLARS. A MONTH

[edgy marsh]

i wonder who is sleeping with who

[woven marsh]

Shaaaak: PLS DON'T SHRIMP

[arctic hawk]

I almost punched my screen at that.

[jagged tendon]

Oh yeah the brazilian streamer, at least she got the ban removed

[woven marsh]

Doog: Don't simp, look after yourself

[arctic hawk]

Also Death herself: Please stop

[woven marsh]

Death Herself: stop

NERO

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

Seriously tho

Death is more relatable than a human

[arctic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk5Dsm2xKug

[woven marsh]

Little Renown currently has

Stop hiveminding

[jagged tendon]

https://youtu.be/OzCCL_ec6cM

Best SC

[woven marsh]

Can't wait for Poland to start WW3

My guild leader is Polish

[arctic hawk]

Gura: So I was boiling an egg on the bathroom floor at night

[woven marsh]

w

what

[edgy marsh]

i doubt nations would keep their hands off the nuke button if theres ww3

so ww3 will actually kill off the planet

[arctic hawk]

She also ate a pizza while taking a bath.

[jagged tendon]

Nero, did you see U37 defusing the bomb in seconds without the manual?

[arctic hawk]

A slice fell in.

[edgy marsh]

or population will go below 200mil

[arctic hawk]

I did.

[edgy marsh]

after it

[jagged tendon]

She doesnt even need it anymore

[arctic hawk]

Gotta please the master.

[edgy marsh]

the superpowers will absolutely be destroyed tho

[woven marsh]

I was legitimately thinking a missed a major AL plot point

then I realised U-37 is a shark

again

[arctic hawk]

Nah, Klee is talking about WW3.

[woven marsh]

I meant this

[jagged tendon]

Theres also a nijisanji guy that memorized all of it and was defusing the bomb alone while the partner was trying to give him instructions

[arctic hawk]

Ah, lel.

[woven marsh]

guy?

wait

there are DUDE VTUBERS?

[arctic hawk]

Yes, Vtubers can also be guys.

Yep.

[woven marsh]

[jagged tendon]

Niji has a bunch, theres Holostars, woohoolad....

[arctic hawk]

'Magine that. Equality.

Well...

[woven marsh]

what...does woohoolad...do

[arctic hawk]

Y'know.

[woven marsh]

doesn't sound wholesome

at all

[jagged tendon]

Basically anime news vtuber

[arctic hawk]

Male VTubers are like, max 200-300k.

[jagged tendon]

He's cool

[woven marsh]

I was expecting sims kind of woohoo

[arctic hawk]

Meanwhile Fubuki and Gura: 1mil

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

Gura be like: 1 mil but actually 2 mil

[jagged tendon]

She zoomin

[arctic hawk]

She's a cowboy.

[woven marsh]

Because she is hydrodynamic

[arctic hawk]

Something like that.

[jagged tendon]

We have the winning son

[woven marsh]

109 oil

[arctic hawk]

@woven marsh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqURBTpvh0A

[jagged tendon]

23k

+3k on reserve

[small grail]

well im back from torpedoing my happy mood with fighting games

time to check on the boat lolis to maintain my sanity

[arctic hawk]

Just play Guilty Gear, lmao

[small grail]

see i would

but as you once said

[arctic hawk]

I always found GG inputs easier than BB

[small grail]

"i dont have this thing called 'spending money'"

[arctic hawk]

🏴‍☠️

[small grail]

eh true

that is an option

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

[small grail]

sanity restored

[woven marsh]

I had 12k this morning

[small grail]

oh ouch

[woven marsh]

I'll complain here when I run out again

[jagged tendon]

Strasser cant live without a hat

[woven marsh]

Hatsexual

She must be a TF2 player

[small grail]

not that im complaining

[woven marsh]

Oath hat when

[jagged tendon]

If she was a tf2 player she would be doing the kazowstky kick

[arctic hawk]

Peter Strasser needs her hat to survive.

[small grail]

its the source of her power

[arctic hawk]

It's like Charmander's tail fire.

Goes out, ded.

[small grail]

lmao

[woven marsh]

she'd Schadenfreude emote everywhere

[woven marsh]

so THAT's why my Charmander hated forced baths

[small grail]

yknow the tail fire thing makes charmanders way too easy to kill

like what if they need to swim

instant death

sand attack? could suffocate the fire. dead

rock tomb? if its airtight, dead

[woven marsh]

Some dude with a fire extinguisher?

[small grail]

dead.

seismic toss, if the atmosphere gets thin enough?

dead

[arctic hawk]

Squirtle, use Bubble
but aim at the tail

[woven marsh]

I have an OP weapon

[jagged tendon]

Spoink pokedex "if it stops jumping it dies"
Me grinding on jagged pass :WarBlank:

[small grail]

[jagged tendon]

Seriously faq discord

[arctic hawk]

mobile users be like

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

I can do that on mobile

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

He's a wizard

Now there's 2 of them.

[woven marsh]

he's a wot?

[arctic hawk]

This is getting out of hand.

[woven marsh]

There's a great Harry potter YTP

but it's Russian

[small grail]

yostar fire ship shipgirls when

[arctic hawk]

Don't translate it.

kthx

[woven marsh]

Izumo

[arctic hawk]

Isn't Belfast an arsonist?

[woven marsh]

Jeanne d'Arc

[small grail]

no i dont mean fire focused

i mean suicide boats

[woven marsh]

Atago is an Arsonist

[hazy kayak]

Atago is

[arctic hawk]

There's someone else.

[hazy kayak]

Algérie

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Keep going.

[woven marsh]

Atago, Algerie, Sanrui, Belfast

[arctic hawk]

Belfast, I knew it.

[woven marsh]

I think that's it

[jagged tendon]

Essex trying to cook

[small grail]

but none of those are suicide boats they just light things on fire

[hazy kayak]

Drake kinda

[woven marsh]

Essex trying to do ANYTHING

[arctic hawk]

Krieg also lights himself on fire.

[hazy kayak]

she turns normal and he into Special HE

[small grail]

oh true

[arctic hawk]

Also sings.

[jagged tendon]

Jeanne kills herself with fire

[hazy kayak]

Jeanne fire DoT is weak though

[woven marsh]

one repair box

no DoT

[hazy kayak]

inconsequential, rather

yeah and you want toolkit to help her shield skill either way

[small grail]

but like i want a ship that blows up on collision and then you can pay extra oil to rebuild it in the same mission

no particular reason it just sounds fun

[woven marsh]

Glowworm but dead

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/why-huh-but-why-gif-13199396

[small grail]

yeah

pretty much

because it would be interesting to have a shipgirl that's basically Edge of Tomorrow

[woven marsh]

5k oil left

[hazy kayak]

I need to save up on coins for LBing the new ships

and getting a chat frame

[woven marsh]

what new ships

[arctic hawk]

Would Azur Lane x Warhammer 40k be considered heresy?

[woven marsh]

no

[hazy kayak]

CBA to LB Eugen or Viersechs

[woven marsh]

ask Kreuzer

[small grail]

no

[woven marsh]

If you ask me who Kreuzer is

[hazy kayak]

[woven marsh]

You're a heretic

[arctic hawk]

Adepta Sororita battlebarges

[jagged tendon]

Who's Kreuzer

[arctic hawk]

[small grail]

i have mixed feelings about this

[arctic hawk]

San Diego SPES MHREEN

[small grail]

but mostly positive i think

ok that ones really cool

[woven marsh]

Kaldor Diego

[arctic hawk]

Kek, inquisitor Cleveland

[hazy kayak]

my brownies are almost done

[jagged tendon]

Wheres the Roon

[hazy kayak]

hope they turn out good

[small grail]

...

[small grail]

yostar when

give us crossover

now

[arctic hawk]

Bold of you to assume Roon needs powerarmor

[small grail]

^

[hazy kayak]

Le Mars huh

[arctic hawk]

Apothecary Akashi when

[jagged tendon]

Nice pixels

[arctic hawk]

Also, Glowworm is NOT A Librarian

[arctic hawk]

twins they were

[arctic hawk]

Ah, Khornite.

Of course.

[woven marsh]

ofc she is Chaos

[jagged tendon]

There she is

[arctic hawk]

Khornite, you filthy casual.

[woven marsh]

kekw

[arctic hawk]

That's not Chaos Undivided.

[arctic hawk]

A fine addition to his collection.

[woven marsh]

Heretics are Heretics

[arctic hawk]

foaming at the mouth

[woven marsh]

okay

are you ready for the greatest Kreuzer art?

[arctic hawk]

You do NOT disrespect Khorne

[jagged tendon]

The atego?

[arctic hawk]

thewhat

[woven marsh]

Khock

fucking pixels

[arctic hawk]

That's not that great.

It's official.

[arctic hawk]

Eh.

[woven marsh]

Yeah

it's U-chan

[arctic hawk]

I've grown numb to DOOT's shenanigans.

[woven marsh]

not Doom

U-chan