lexington-general

[cobalt wyvern]

+3% so far

daily goal is 46%

[brisk plaza]

Thanks for the info and now to go in a corner and work on getting this done

[arctic hawk]

Well, poot.

[woven marsh]

Doubtful they’d care about your AL

[cobalt wyvern]

finally, I stole Kroto's phone

now I can have all his coins >:)))))))))))

oh wait he doesn't have any

[woven marsh]

Even if they manage to unlock it

[leaden arrow]

They will, if they find out what AL is

Remember, I live in a country of horny

so there's 50% chance they know AL

[woven marsh]

So. Any country in the world?

[kind heart]

PR ships are a long patience requiring investment, but they're worth it. You need to do good researches for them.
||DR ships need 513 prints, rip there||

[leaden arrow]

yes

I am that paranoid about my AL account

or any account for that matter

[arctic hawk]

tfw I have to log into fresh account to unlink Twitter so I can link Twitter to the actual account and then use that to attempt to log into the PC.

[jagged tendon]

Steals a phone
A - sell it for money
B - try to get the owner's information
C - go for the big tiddies

[woven marsh]

Yostar logic

[hazy kayak]

floof saint louis is an arknights character

[woven marsh]

And JB is

[jagged tendon]

Blonde JB

[arctic hawk]

shit, I'm kinda' panicking right now

[kind heart]

So Richelieu

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

Don’t remember who sent it

Saberface 3.0

[hazy kayak]

how is it a saberface

I mean it's a lidukeface

[woven marsh]

Saberface as a phenomenon

[brisk plaza]

Now i am debating if Saint Louis as a first is a good choice or not

[woven marsh]

There’s Entyface

There’s this

[woven marsh]

Doesn’t matter early game

You don’t have blueprints

Just try to grind exp as much as you can

[hazy kayak]

Doesn't he have the 300 from catchup plan?

[brisk plaza]

Will do this 3 fleet is hms

[woven marsh]

Forgot it exists

[arctic hawk]

Wasn't the catch-up plan a limited thing?

[woven marsh]

No

[kind heart]

It's permanent

[arctic hawk]

Huh.

[woven marsh]

There are two catch ups

Three, rather

Two of the same

Permanent

And one for 30 prints before an event

E.g. Roon before German

[arctic hawk]

[cobalt wyvern]

oh yeah

2 days ago I bought all of the UR prints

in the event shop

[kind heart]

[cobalt wyvern]

you know, just casually

💀

[brisk plaza]

[kind heart]

🐌

[cobalt wyvern]

🐌

[woven marsh]

and there's also the catch up for cores

which you should never spend on exp

so yeah, 3 catchups

[arctic hawk]

tfw I used my 300 BP catchup for Roon

[woven marsh]

I used it on 4 ships lmao

My Izumo is still not dev 30

[arctic hawk]

Then Yostar gives us 30 free Roon BPs

[woven marsh]

I switched back to PR2 research even

[rotund pelican]

Need more catchup....that or I'm just too lazy

[woven marsh]

My Odin is exclusively leveled through events

And I still want my dev30 FdG

and a 457

:bless457:

[kind heart]

@cobalt wyvern I got today

[woven marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/697389256242364448.png?v=1

[rotund pelican]

[arctic hawk]

Weird Al Yankovich preayin' to that 457, huh

[woven marsh]

:bless457: is the name

[rotund pelican]

37/50

[woven marsh]

no idea where from

[kind heart]

I'm at 11/50

[arctic hawk]

Memu already loeading faster than BlueStacks.

[rotund pelican]

Still haven't got my 1st lol

[woven marsh]

25/50 and 15/50

[rotund pelican]

From what research do you usually look those out for?

[woven marsh]

random, but the best chance is 4 hour purple Q

[arctic hawk]

Also, the only time I'll ever see this loading screen:

[woven marsh]

Sardegna Empire EMPIRE

[cobalt wyvern]

@kind heart finally you got lucky enough

[arctic hawk]

Sardines Empire

[rotund pelican]

VAMPIRE

[woven marsh]

Littorio is a lesbian, not a vampire

smh my head

[arctic hawk]

Well, they both suck liquids, so

[cobalt wyvern]

you feel the luck going through your veins? @kind heart

[woven marsh]

In other news, Formidable REALLY shits out A LOT of torps

[cobalt wyvern]

it's ok, me neither

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

I feel bad for Nero

[arctic hawk]

I feel bad for you, too.

[woven marsh]

imagine not having one of the best waifus in the game

[arctic hawk]

Right?

[cobalt wyvern]

reject bluestacks

embrace Nox

[woven marsh]

Reject nox, embrace memu

[cobalt wyvern]

broke: wanting spaghetti rerun for Littorio

[arctic hawk]

Reject monke, embrance slug

[brisk plaza]

[cobalt wyvern]

woke: wanting spaghetti rerun for Formidable

[woven marsh]

reject slug, embrace amoeba

[cobalt wyvern]

the amoebas are my friends

they're honorable brethren in arms

[arctic hawk]

Is Zara an event ship as well?

[woven marsh]

Pasta

All Italian ships are event locked

[brisk plaza]

Yep

[woven marsh]

I am missing 3

[arctic hawk]

So're all ruski ships, except Avrora.

[woven marsh]

that's not all

[arctic hawk]

one exception

[woven marsh]

that's how all works

[arctic hawk]

all, but

[woven marsh]

no buts in the soviet union

[rotund pelican]

[woven marsh]

only ALL

[arctic hawk]

Bullshit, have you seen them thick girls

dembutts

[woven marsh]

but there's no sex in the Soviet Union

[rotund pelican]

Yes, but haven't felt one

[brisk plaza]

And melons

[rotund pelican]

[jagged tendon]

Thats why you guys have a population problem

[woven marsh]

https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/В_СССР_секса_нет

I shit you not

[hazy kayak]

https://twitter.com/GirlsFrontlineE/status/1346709867260641282

Girls' Frontline-EN Official (@GirlsFrontlineE)

Dear Commander,
Do you smell that pungent flavor? Oh! It's probably NS2000's buddy, Curry Bunny! Her costume "Hundred-Flavor Curry Bunny" will be available in the "Collection Show & Tell" gacha starting Jan. 12th! Looks like someone will enjoy the party!

Retweets

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Likes

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Twitter · Jan 6, 2021, 6:47 AM

[woven marsh]

there's no english

[hazy kayak]

IMAGINE THE SMELL

[woven marsh]

NoCal BUNNY SUIT WHEN

[arctic hawk]

nobody shall sleep tonight

[woven marsh]

Man I really want to ||hug|| her

[woven marsh]

I know this guy

[rotund pelican]

same with washington

[arctic hawk]

You would want that, you defenerate.

[woven marsh]

Cos of ayaya

[jagged tendon]

Anime skin

[arctic hawk]

Memu updated 1.5GB surprisingly fast.

[rotund pelican]

Could have remove the retrofit when he oathed them smh

[woven marsh]

The only acceptable rename

[arctic hawk]

oath Hiryuu
rename her to Hiryuu out of META

[woven marsh]

How many torps is enough torps?

[jagged tendon]

Yes

[rotund pelican]

Yes

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

Can't wait for fighters with torps

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

so that we could shit out more torps

Y'all remember Nagato essex?

the NagaSex?

I introduce to you

No Sex

[woven marsh]

^

[rotund pelican]

[brisk plaza]

[visual mountain]

I literally thought it was izumosex

Until i looked at the clothes

[hard void]

Hey, is anyone else having issues logging in to the game? It's happening for around eight hours now. It's taking too long to load and keeps saying network error but my connection is fine, like it always is.

[arctic hawk]

Oh, thank fuck.

It worked.

[woven marsh]

same

[jagged tendon]

Not me

[woven marsh]

not really, tried #tech-support yet?

[arctic hawk]

Now for another 1.6GB audio download

[brisk plaza]

Nope

[rotund pelican]

Nope, just shitty phone

[hard void]

Nah I've been playing for a year now but haven't faced any issues yet, this is the first time so I don't really know what to do about it

[kind heart]

Sex No

[woven marsh]

[rotund pelican]

[kind heart]

Essex is the biggest meme of AL

[arctic hawk]

I still don't understand why Essex is such a meme, but I'm going with the flow, I suppose.

[woven marsh]

because Essex

[visual mountain]

Ehhsex

[rotund pelican]

Better than sandy I suppose

[visual mountain]

[woven marsh]

[visual mountain]

Entycon

[rotund pelican]

Drippex

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

tfw Georgia aknowledges the Georgia Beam

[woven marsh]

Georgia and Reno dream team

[rotund pelican]

YEES!

[jagged tendon]

Has anyone made Long Sex yet?

[woven marsh]

Nee-san

[visual mountain]

Nee-ssan

[woven marsh]

No, but I have Wide Island

[visual mountain]

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

No, but I made

[jagged tendon]

Longest island

[rotund pelican]

Salt in Salt

[visual mountain]

Long island but her height isn't long

[woven marsh]

If Long Island is long

Where is Short Island

[kind heart]

Laffey

[woven marsh]

THICC Island

[jagged tendon]

is already thicc

[visual mountain]

Yes

Her skin

[woven marsh]

Speaking of Nee-sans

[visual mountain]

[arctic hawk]

Aww. Safe D3 doesn't skip all the way to the boss.

[rotund pelican]

Used to argue about her Schrodinger's pantsu

[woven marsh]

I found

[arctic hawk]

Long Island has black pantsu

[jagged tendon]

Pat Island

[woven marsh]

it's not literally hard mode lmao

[arctic hawk]

Sh-shut up

[jagged tendon]

But should be

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

[rotund pelican]

Can't wait for her meta counterpart

[brisk plaza]

[jagged tendon]

Why are you running

[hasty kiln]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/393452227303571486/796765150950588456/FB_IMG_1610033762673.jpg?width=581&height=387

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/393452227303571486/796765151151783976/FB_IMG_1610033760805.jpg

[woven marsh]

Should you watch Azur Lane
DON'T DO IT

[hasty kiln]

[visual mountain]

[hasty kiln]

[visual mountain]

Ark

[arctic hawk]

@hasty kiln Yes. I need those.

[rotund pelican]

Watch it for the memes I guess

[woven marsh]

[rotund pelican]

Nvm its all coming back to me, too much brood

[brisk plaza]

See thumbnail

[woven marsh]

1 prints till Dev 28 FdG

[jagged tendon]

Nimi describes the episodes in the anime

[woven marsh]

btw you should watch Marine pulling AL ships

[visual mountain]

Wow

[arctic hawk]

@woven marsh BlueStacks never pumped out 30 FPS with Azur Lane. Memu does 40.

[visual mountain]

Teacher forgot i existed

[woven marsh]

Horniest shi||p|| I have ever seen

[rotund pelican]

Been awhile since she made an AL vid

[woven marsh]

Too horny to even open it

[visual mountain]

Full class over

[woven marsh]

Motherf~

[jagged tendon]

Marine on Surcouf skin

[rotund pelican]

Marine But she's Weser

[hazy kayak]

I opened like 100 t3 purple Royal crates

[woven marsh]

[hazy kayak]

not a single 102 mm AA gun

[visual mountain]

Where is arashio

[woven marsh]

Ara Ara shio

[hazy kayak]

Hiryuu looks sexy in that pic

[arctic hawk]

Am I too dumb to get this?

[woven marsh]

EHEHEHEH

PAAAAATY SHIO

[rotund pelican]

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[visual mountain]

Her line

[hazy kayak]

It's her flagship line

[visual mountain]

Flagship so for boss fights

[arctic hawk]

Haven't played with sound on in ages

[woven marsh]

It's also loud

[visual mountain]

https://youtu.be/5OdSwAANZ18

[arctic hawk]

Long Island
loud

[woven marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgkfFbD8taQ

[visual mountain]

Long island is usually loud

[woven marsh]

LI is the loudest thing in existence

[visual mountain]

Im i the only one who thought she said korone

[woven marsh]

You're just

[visual mountain]

[woven marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/741790480785998004.png?v=1

[visual mountain]

Yes

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

I have that emote as well lol

[arctic hawk]

Death to all mosquitos >:C

[frail bone]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/785515001816416296/poipoi.gif

[woven marsh]

Sakura....empire?

[jagged tendon]

Sandy: uh oh

[woven marsh]

Is it an either/or thing?

Like, 1000FP or Sakura empire

[arctic hawk]

FP only

[leaden arrow]

Mod apps open

who's gonna apply

[arctic hawk]

@woven marsh

[woven marsh]

I probably have like 20 warnings

[brisk plaza]

I have ignoring a lot of my sr

[arctic hawk]

ohey, forgot I had Le Malin's shoe equipped on Eugen

[woven marsh]

SR =/= Better

[arctic hawk]

Had to learn that the hard way.

[woven marsh]

But you def want to start leveling subs early

[rotund pelican]

Points at SR

[woven marsh]

I still don't have a 120 sub

[woven marsh]

fixed it

[jagged tendon]

make sure people are following rules
Disclaimer: this only apply to members, anyone part of the moderation team is not affected

[woven marsh]

ah yes

the Restart exception

[arctic hawk]

An average D3 result screen

[rotund pelican]

I mean, this channel is usually tame when I visit it

[arctic hawk]

Give what, there's nothing of extraordinary value on there.

[rotund pelican]

Inject the 2x for more dissapointment drops

[woven marsh]

Genetal plates and a box

[kind heart]

Go use your Nürn....oh wait

[brisk plaza]

I have been Kasumi and honoka a lot that i forgot about misaki

[woven marsh]

genetal

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

almost said genital plates

[arctic hawk]

Where's my Artemis drop >:c

[woven marsh]

fuck, I just did

I still can't do D3 properly

too hard for a single DD

[frail bone]

so

mods cant be punished?

[cobalt wyvern]

gold helldiver

gold helldiver

[arctic hawk]

Which nation?

[cobalt wyvern]

US

[frail bone]

my next project will be a tigercat

for Weser

[woven marsh]

Fuck yeah nation

[woven marsh]

Sea Hornet*

FTFY

[cobalt wyvern]

Sea Hornet is great

I use it on Illustrious

[frail bone]

*tigercat

[arctic hawk]

Ah, dammit

I may actually have to sink those strongholds

[frail bone]

Sea Hornet too expensive

and i already use one on Centaur

[cobalt wyvern]

just sunk a level 4 stronghold @arctic hawk

I think level 5 is doable

[arctic hawk]

Congrats

[cobalt wyvern]

but I'm too scared to try

[arctic hawk]

Give it a try, they're cheeseable.

[cobalt wyvern]

I can beat corrosion level 6 stages no issue now btw

with Perseus

she's such a game changer

[frail bone]

#game-feedback message quite incredible that devs never fixed this problem

devs be 🐌

[woven marsh]

TIL the Volleyball minigame interface was modeled after the actual DOAXVV interface

[cobalt wyvern]

don't insult my people like that @frail bone

[rotund pelican]

Lolol

[woven marsh]

Like, for real

[brisk plaza]

I cant see who i am getting

[cobalt wyvern]

what the fuck is that 3D image

[arctic hawk]

Of course he'd find the Honoka example.

[woven marsh]

[frail bone]

150cm

[cobalt wyvern]

dwarf

[woven marsh]

She's 18

[cobalt wyvern]

dwarf

[woven marsh]

Has 3 more years to grow

bigger Honkers

[cobalt wyvern]

she invested in honkers instead of height

[frail bone]

Honkers is more big in AL

[woven marsh]

AL is more degenerate than DoA

how

[cobalt wyvern]

good

[rotund pelican]

How?

[arctic hawk]

Ok, so.

[woven marsh]

One is a game about horny girls playing volleybal

[arctic hawk]

Thank you, Kroto for the Memu suggestion.

[woven marsh]

the other is DOAXVV

[small grail]

did somebody say horny girls

[arctic hawk]

It actually runs at 30+ FPS.

[woven marsh]

[kind heart]

I have a uncleared corrosion 6 map with a fracture sea and abyssal boss on top
Gotta do that shit one day

[small grail]

you have my attention

[rotund pelican]

Good point.

[small grail]

(good morning shikikans)

[woven marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/758226666144399400.png?v=1

[rotund pelican]

I actually just wanted to be happy but sure, I wouldn't lie about that

Couldn't believe how a doujin made me invest 2519 hours on this game

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/horny-senchou-hololive-senchou-marine-react-horny-gif-17261227

[small grail]

see you may bonk me

but i dont have such weaknesses

[woven marsh]

Who's Laffing now?

[kind heart]

That map is the last map that I need to clear

[small grail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/468719321087082516/789915216421978152/LaffeyDance.gif

[woven marsh]

[small grail]

ok cmon i may be horny but i know where to draw the line

[arctic hawk]

Since you like s so much

[small grail]

thanks uwu

[woven marsh]

Who’s Laffing now?

[small grail]

...

oh lord

[arctic hawk]

Jesus CHrist, delet

https://tenor.com/view/delete-erase-not-worth-forget-it-clean-slate-gif-8510937

[kind heart]

I started playing this game because of Bremerton's skin, just her skin

[woven marsh]

No

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-carrey-delete-gif-7852539

[small grail]

https://tenor.com/view/filthy-frank-why-mario-gif-19312726

[rotund pelican]

Oofey

[small grail]

^

[woven marsh]

Mamma mia

[arctic hawk]

I honestly don't remember why I started playing, but I'm glad I did.

[frail bone]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/630553822036623370/779727348974616586/lf_azurlane201121.gif

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/starwarsday-gif-5413754

[woven marsh]

I started playing cos my friend was playing a game

[small grail]

i started playing because i saw my friend playing and i constantly teased him about "boat thots" in public whilst playing the game myself

fun times

[woven marsh]

and I knew Prinz Eugen from all the horny art

[rotund pelican]

Bonk him!

[arctic hawk]

A friendo of mine calls the game Boats 'n Hoes.

[kind heart]

where's the gif with London using Laffey guns

[frail bone]

whos the shipfucker now?

[small grail]

oh its still me

ive gotten so in the game i turned it around on him

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-laffey-eating-anime-eat-gif-15942816

[small grail]

people keep asking me to stop talking about AL in my server lmao

[woven marsh]

https://twitter.com/azurelanebot/status/1234600302147522561?lang=en

r/AzureLane (@AzureLaneBot)

The source of London's ridiculous FP (London, Laffey) #AzurLane https://t.co/AiirjpoUgE https://t.co/ixMqQOBLoQ

▶ Play video

Twitter · Mar 2, 2020, 10:03 PM

[woven marsh]

almost

[arctic hawk]

Heretics

[small grail]

yeah well sadly they aren't all men of culture

[arctic hawk]

Send them this gif

https://tenor.com/view/heresy-blasphemy-warhammer-40k-gif-18801619

[small grail]

but i've managed to get some people to join the game through oversaturation of wholesome zeppy art

[kind heart]

[frail bone]

[small grail]

f

[frail bone]

wha

[arctic hawk]

™

[jagged tendon]

AL's good censor

[woven marsh]

Az

[small grail]

i love how yostar is so insistent on keeping a 1-mm facade of tissue paper pretending the game isn't as lewd as we think it is

[woven marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMebmNa_y2E

I am laughing more than I should

holy hell

[frail bone]

what the hell is that censor

[small grail]

wait thats great

[jagged tendon]

https://twitter.com/AzurLane_EN/status/1347211394983157760

Azur Lane Official (@AzurLane_EN)

We have reached 140k Commanders on our official Discord server!
Come and join us to celebrate like Yukikaze and Yuudachi~

Thanks to the artist - Nachoz (@NachozArts) for creating this amazing piece of artwork for us.

Join us: https://t.co/pAbn7NTZz9

#AzurLane #Yostar #Discord

Twitter · Jan 7, 2021, 4:00 PM

[small grail]

i almost just laughed out loud while somebody else was in a meeting next to me

[jagged tendon]

Poi

[small grail]

you almost killed me with that video man

[woven marsh]

I know

People are lookgin at me weord

[small grail]

granted it was prolly my fault for clicking though

[kind heart]

Poi ||underboob||

[jagged tendon]

Lol I used to play a nsfw game that had chat censorship, what a fucking joke

[small grail]

lmao

we have chat censorship

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-zara-really-now-commander-theres-a-time-and-place-gif-16121913

and at the same time we have this

https://tenor.com/view/brain-brain-cells-unlock-your-brain-gif-14425366

logic

[woven marsh]

You can be horny

[visual mountain]

[rotund pelican]

There's a time and place.....yes.

[woven marsh]

but I draw the line at swearing

[small grail]

no fricks

no hecks

on my christian azur lane server

[rotund pelican]

Like prinz saying the b-word?

[woven marsh]

only fucks

[small grail]

lmao

[rotund pelican]

Oooooooh

[jagged tendon]

Also have Peter's "ahegao", Surcouf pulling her bikini top and ass...

[woven marsh]

Jk we are all virgins

[small grail]

peter has ahegao?

...why was i not informed

[cobalt wyvern]

I just ALpost out of spite

[woven marsh]

Cowshino playing with her bikini

[cobalt wyvern]

in other servers

[jagged tendon]

Bootleg ahegao but yes

[small grail]

oh

still

im curious

but at the same time its too risky to go diving

[rotund pelican]

Im always on full-dive

[small grail]

yeah but see i live with 3 younger siblings so

gotta protec

[rotund pelican]

Corrupt the child

Jk

[kind heart]

Kent doesn't wear a bra ||hers and South Dakota areolas are clearly visible||

[jagged tendon]

Lol im the youngest of my brothers and they were always "if you want to see, go ahead"

[woven marsh]

PoW RQ skin has see-through nips

[visual mountain]

[small grail]

PoW has one of the most wholesome base outfits and some of the lewdest skins

[jagged tendon]

Ranger has a see through shurt

[woven marsh]

She literally fucks Eugen

[leaden arrow]

Am I the only person that started playing to understand the memes

[jagged tendon]

PoW is closet horny

[rotund pelican]

[leaden arrow]

I joined an AL FB page because I wanted pics of Unicorn and Laffey

[small grail]

on the subject of pow and prinz if you haven't listened to Dance in the Naval Engagement go do that

[leaden arrow]

they have a shit ton of memes there

[rotund pelican]

Back in my day Biscuit was UR

[small grail]

i love the enterprise with sunglasses

[visual mountain]

Nerfed

[small grail]

ok yknow what we need around here

we need some playable sirens

[small grail]

i was really hoping we would get one with opsiren but it didn't happen

[frail bone]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/795764782446805044/image1.gif

[hazy kayak]

just saw a tirpitz artpiece with nip slip

nice

[hazy kayak]

is that another chinese parody?

[jagged tendon]

[jagged tendon]

Yus

[small grail]

yus

i can't believe i forgot about belfast dance

truly i have dwelt in darkness

[brisk plaza]

Hmm

[brisk plaza]

And i am done

Nero will say i am a simp for belfastv

[woven marsh]

The guy made a poster for so many movies

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

Anyway

Ya know if a ship rolls over, you can wear it as a hat?

[small grail]

...

im not sure i like where this is going

i got me bonking stick ready

[woven marsh]

Because it’s capsized

[small grail]

...

[woven marsh]

#461381136661217283 leaking

[frail bone]

meanwhile ShinaNO

URRRRRRR

[hazy kayak]

shinaYES is my favorite pillow

[small grail]

discussion has stopped

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-graf-zeppelin-gif-19757877

have cute graf zeppelin

[hazy kayak]

sharing a kotatsu with zeppelin!

[small grail]

that would be nice

[brisk plaza]

Rip

[kind heart]

what were you fighting?

[brisk plaza]

A1

3 star ship mob

Trying to get some levels in

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

[frail bone]

looks like they fixed it

[woven marsh]

Ass

[brisk plaza]

Waiting

[jagged tendon]

HMCS

[leaden arrow]

oh look, a Canadian Atago

[jagged tendon]

Oh lol

[leaden arrow]

o boi, are we in isekai already ?

[visual mountain]

Just found Rimi-rin looding a cornet

[cobalt wyvern]

@brisk plaza

AL twitter uploads a YKK art

Cappu gets YKK the same day

coincidence?

probably

[jagged tendon]

Lol got 2 Houshous before Nimi in 7-4

[brisk plaza]

Yes

[hazy kayak]

had poor luck in researches today...

[brisk plaza]

After ages i redownloaed this game

Elysium was from single

[woven marsh]

Same

Except it dropped thrice for me

[frail bone]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/275408322457239552/796739771698774076/unknown.png?width=436&height=639

[woven marsh]

Dog on Doog

NSFW tag this jesus

[frail bone]

[leaden arrow]

Does it ship to the Philippines

[woven marsh]

Rate my github history

The madlad actually did it

He actually stole it

[leaden arrow]

What's funny is that you can pay via credit card

[woven marsh]

Can't wait for the House to buy it back

[brisk plaza]

Nice

[frail bone]

at this point

i dont even have hopes for US

[versed terrace]

Bruh y would you even sell it lmao

They can track you that way

[woven marsh]

Free shipping tho

[leaden arrow]

Hopefully international

[versed terrace]

Ok that's kinda based

[leaden arrow]

fr if the US is gone to shit, we have no where else to look up to

[woven marsh]

Canada

[kind heart]

They have his pic with the podium, it was very candid 😄

https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/ks7sle/good_times/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

[leaden arrow]

we're on our own

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

Dev 28 FdG

[visual mountain]

Dev 13 azuma

[woven marsh]

[leaden arrow]

I wonder how Enty will react to the shit that happened

[kind heart]

She will owarida the criminals

[woven marsh]

become enty meta

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

i.e. Ash

[versed terrace]

Thats her name?

I forgot what it was

[woven marsh]

yes

[versed terrace]

Cool

[woven marsh]

Hence the "Ashen" faction. Ash, Ember

everything to do with fire and its consequences

[leaden arrow]

Ashen will always be a YouTuber to me

[versed terrace]

Ash
Ember
Hiryuu META

[woven marsh]

Ashen will always be the next rerun, but will not come

ah yes, my favourite part of fire

META

[versed terrace]

I want ember

[woven marsh]

Yes

I mean, we have torpedo materials in port

so, maybe?

[versed terrace]

Yea same

Bought them

There's a power discrepancy here

3 CV and 1 cl

[neat flicker]

Ayaya META when?

[hazy kayak]

maybe I should save up my circuits

there is other equips I can craft other than maid gun

[versed terrace]

[hazy kayak]

like uhm...

gold helldiver

or tigercat

[woven marsh]

Sea Horny

[hazy kayak]

no it's too expensive

maybe that gold HMS DD gun for funsies

[woven marsh]

F8F for Uni and Ryuuhou

MK20 Sub Torp

[hazy kayak]

why f8f?

[woven marsh]

It's faster

[hazy kayak]

I could use it on perseus

since I own neither unicorn nor ryuuhou

but perseus is already preload wife

[woven marsh]

I specifically didn't mention Perseus

[versed terrace]

[hazy kayak]

yeah I know why

[woven marsh]

I use a beacon rn, but might remove it at this point

[hazy kayak]

I could craft a ryuusei

but I'd rather farm em

[woven marsh]

OPSiren battles either last fast enough for preloads to fire

or long enough that she can do 4 airstrikes

[cobalt wyvern]

maybe I should try W11

[woven marsh]

[cobalt wyvern]

I'm far more confident in me being able to do it

with Perseus

like seriously, she made Corrosion level 6 stages look like a joke

[woven marsh]

Boy, Edinbruh drops way too much

[woven marsh]

While being nerfed in OPSiren btw

[cobalt wyvern]

I got 6 Hiryus and 2 Soryus from this event @woven marsh

yeah

literally a bunny invasion of my dock

[woven marsh]

You can say

they

breed like rabbits

[cobalt wyvern]

[small grail]

kroto being kroto i see

[woven marsh]

da

[small grail]

yus

[frail bone]

krotodayo

[woven marsh]

DOKO MITTERU NO

[neat flicker]

[woven marsh]

no u

[neat flicker]

Go to horny jail

[woven marsh]

[kind heart]

Is Atago horni jailer?

[frail bone]

kroto is horny

the world can end now

ive seen everything

[small grail]

actually thats a good question, who would run the horny jail

what ship is a bastion of anti-horny that could stand against legions of thirsty shikikans and other boats

[frail bone]

Hammann

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

Hamuman and Nanoda

and Enty as the warden

[kind heart]

Atago and Roon with Chapayev as the jailer

[woven marsh]

No, that's like

the HORNI jail

not the horni jail

[kind heart]

Oh..

[woven marsh]

The jail for Horni

not the jail where you go to relieve your horni

[kind heart]

Just put Littorio in charge of skk, she'll just steal all the girls from him

[woven marsh]

And then have threesomes?

Too horni

[small grail]

you were supposed to defeat the horni

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/aaaaaa-screaming-letter-a-gif-15483247

[small grail]

not join them

[woven marsh]

horni faction

I just realised I haven't enhanced ships for more than a month now

[small grail]

wow

[woven marsh]

Been retiring everyone

[arctic hawk]

What a jackass.

[small grail]

im still trying to build my 3rd fleet for opsiren so i've been enhancing a load of eagle union ships

[woven marsh]

cos of the MLB thing

I have like 3 million carriers that need CV commons

It's impossible

[small grail]

yeah

zeppy took me forever to max enhance

[arctic hawk]

[kind heart]

Quick retire is so convenient that I retire commons too

[arctic hawk]

But commons don't give medals.

[kind heart]

Yeah, but I'm too lazy to go enhance ships

[small grail]

but it gets them out of dock

and sometimes you're too tired to go enhance

i feel that

[arctic hawk]

Do it for the daily missions.

[kind heart]

To do that, yes

[arctic hawk]

Enhancing takes like 5 seconds

[woven marsh]

Not when your dock loads the entire 5 seconds

Although it's better after I reinstalled

but still

[arctic hawk]

Retire blues and purples first.

Enhance later

[frail bone]

AL going pepega

[woven marsh]

At one point I had to play with 1 free dock space

[leaden arrow]

how can you survive on almost no dock space

[woven marsh]

idk man but I did

[leaden arrow]

must be hard to sacrifice event ships

[woven marsh]

for a month

[frail bone]

well

im a lvl 96 skk

and have 150 dock space

[arctic hawk]

Least space I was ever forced to work with was 10

[woven marsh]

416 dock space

not enough

[leaden arrow]

I have 240

[arctic hawk]

blaze it
||but not really||

[woven marsh]

I was about to ask Grippie how the hell did he get so much dock space

then I realised I have twice as much

how

No way I have spent that much on this game

[leaden arrow]

lol

[arctic hawk]

Kroto: suffering from success

[leaden arrow]

f2p must be a pain

[arctic hawk]

Aye.

[woven marsh]

I must be one very successful fuck

[arctic hawk]

You are.

[woven marsh]

cos I am suffering all the time

[arctic hawk]

You have Ookami Mio.

[leaden arrow]

I spent more on rings

[arctic hawk]

And Formidable.

[frail bone]

i only spend gems into skins

[arctic hawk]

Fuck you.

:c

[frail bone]

[woven marsh]

And no Honoka

or Ryuuhou

[leaden arrow]

It's ok

[arctic hawk]

No, it's not ok.

[woven marsh]

or Hanazuki

[leaden arrow]

I don't even have a single ship from that event

[arctic hawk]

He bought Honoka's skin.

Literally wasted gems.

[frail bone]

he really bought it?

[woven marsh]

Fucking pink haired cunts

[frail bone]

[arctic hawk]

He did.

[woven marsh]

Perseus broke my heart

[frail bone]

WTF

[arctic hawk]

Right?

[woven marsh]

Ram exists

Pink haired girls

why

[leaden arrow]

What did the super spy nurse do to you

[frail bone]

Sheffield is literally Ram's recarnation

[arctic hawk]

Ah, dicks. Running kinda' low myself

[woven marsh]

I couldn't read her character and thought she was a massive dick

Whale

[leaden arrow]

I really can't get the Cold War Perseus out of my head

I was gone during her event

so I heard about Cold War Perseus first

literally a Soviet super spy as a big tiddy anime girl for me now

[arctic hawk]

I could delete an extra 36 ships.

But boy, would my coins cry.

[frail bone]

man

Perseus event

was really a hell on earth

[arctic hawk]

9k p ints

Nothing to spend them on.

[woven marsh]

I have 7k

[arctic hawk]

So get San Diego's mic, then.

[woven marsh]

I can't

The game doesn't let you

[arctic hawk]

wot

[woven marsh]

If you have a retro, you can't buy it

So you aren't getting the commemorative version either

[kind heart]

kms 🔫

[arctic hawk]

Level 1

[verbal talon]

hello

[small grail]

i love how IB still has far and away the least TP even after an event adding a bunch of new IB ships

[verbal talon]

krotooooo

[woven marsh]

But each ship gives twice as much TP

so it balances out

[jagged tendon]

Does the head mean its an abyssal boss?

[woven marsh]

yes

[jagged tendon]

Well aint entering that anytime soon

[kind heart]

I'm in a similar bind

[woven marsh]

techlet

[jagged tendon]

Ijn been catching on

[brisk plaza]

What to do hmm

[jagged tendon]

clear chapter 7 stages 5 times

[brisk plaza]

I am on 6-2 and it take 5 clears for each stage

[kind heart]

It's a bad research, don't do it

[brisk plaza]

This is second attempt for 50%

[brisk plaza]

Its finished

[arctic hawk]

It's not finished.

You still need to beat a chapter 7 stage 4 times.

[jagged tendon]

5

[arctic hawk]

That timer is part 1. Part 2 is incomplete.

Whatever.

[brisk plaza]

So terminate it

[kind heart]

Yeah

[arctic hawk]

Or leave it hanging until you reach chapter 7.

[woven marsh]

why lol

[arctic hawk]

Your choice.

[woven marsh]

So, here's a brief breakdown

Best Researches theoretically are H blues, but they cost cubes and should not be done unless you have like all ships in the game

Second best are D researches with faces and G researches. They both cost coins. Purple ones are scam. Gold ones are 50% scam. Blue ones are good since they are cheap and you can do many of them. More research done = better

C researches are free and should be done if you're going to bed or is completely out of resources

Q researches cost plates. the basic ones are 1 hour and cost gray plates, those are basically made for refreshing the list

[arctic hawk]

[brisk plaza]

Thanks @woven marsh

[woven marsh]

B researches are utter trash, so are T researches most of the time

I do the T ones if the list is pure shit and I need to refresh it

comissions don't take THAT long

Early game you might have to rely on the free ones though

So, doing C and T researches is an option for you

[hazy kayak]

I could try to get lv6 royal

[kind heart]

I'm really behind on kms and I always will be

[jagged tendon]

C researches are free and should be done if you're going to bed or is completely out of resources
Or if you're a mini scrooge mcduck like me

[woven marsh]

I did the cheapest/free ones a lot before

I am paying the price for that

[arctic hawk]

Or if you're a 🐌

[jagged tendon]

I do them during the first days of a new big event since pulls go brr

[woven marsh]

yeah

[cobalt wyvern]

+7%

[arctic hawk]

Warspite has despised war a total of 10 times during this PvP match.

[woven marsh]

🐌 himself

[arctic hawk]

She even got MVP.

[cobalt wyvern]

brb renaming Warspite to Spootnik

[woven marsh]

When does she not

[arctic hawk]

[small grail]

man i lost my first pvp of the season today

[cobalt wyvern]

done

[small grail]

forgot to watch and leave before i lost

and died to owarida

[arctic hawk]

Should I

[woven marsh]

Easiest win

[arctic hawk]

With this?

[woven marsh]

Warspite will solo it

[small grail]

^

you got this

[woven marsh]

You have attacker bonuses

[arctic hawk]

Dunno what compelled me to check PvP, but I found 5 more attempts.

[small grail]

yeah its every 6 hours

at 1:00 and 7:00

[arctic hawk]

Ah, neat.

[woven marsh]

15 attempts a day

[small grail]

i may or may not have worked my pvp routine to a science

yeah cause we dont get attempts at 7:00 am

[woven marsh]

It's hard to be scientific here when your opponents refuse to play

[small grail]

wait thats my time

[arctic hawk]

I don't care about PvP in the slightest. I'm just here for Purins.

[woven marsh]

...

[cobalt wyvern]

@arctic hawk @woven marsh

[woven marsh]

call Senpoi

[small grail]

its 12:00 and 6:00 (only 6 pm) in whatever time lexington server is in

[woven marsh]

Rename Senpoi

[small grail]

im an hour off

[cobalt wyvern]

forgot his nickname

[arctic hawk]

No need to show it, 🐌 . I never doubted you.

[small grail]

sitting at rank 276 so thats pretty nice

[woven marsh]

It's 10am, 10pm and 4am for me

[cobalt wyvern]

@dapper plank

[arctic hawk]

Can't win against the other 3.

[woven marsh]

I forgot kid renown shoots faster the first few times

You can always quit the battle

try the harder ones and see what you can and cannot beat

[arctic hawk]

ohey, this one had Le Malin's shoe.

Guess I'm listening to this now.

[woven marsh]

You're obliged by law to put a music item on your def fleet

[kind heart]

I like Hiryuu's 15 seconds of because of invincibility because it gives me a big window of opportunity to reset the fight

[arctic hawk]

kke

[small grail]

thats massive brain cappuccino

[woven marsh]

Just never lose :yorkhead:

[small grail]

but gigachads put 2 music items

[woven marsh]

I put 3 on Kashino

what does that make me?

[small grail]

...how

there are 2 slots

[woven marsh]

3

[arctic hawk]

Imma put the PENIS(Venus) pearl on so whoever fights my girls gets an earfull of hawaiian music.

[woven marsh]

Kashino has 3

[versed terrace]

i'm usually 2 hours off, but with the time saving thing it got shifted an hour forward

[small grail]

oh

i forgot

man

[woven marsh]

The cargo slot is universal

[small grail]

kroto is gigachad ex i guess

[versed terrace]

lol

[woven marsh]

and the rest on Akashi

I have ALL the music items in one fleet

[small grail]

now i have to rise to the challenge and put another one on my fleet

how many are there?

[woven marsh]

I am a god

[arctic hawk]

Lel, another 1k merit for those 5 fights.

[woven marsh]

yer gonna get stuck in cap'n

Ankimo, 3 mics

[small grail]

petition to make the final PR3-ship have music-changing built in

[arctic hawk]

5k points, with nothing to spend them on until 10k more points.

[small grail]

who's with me

[woven marsh]

[jagged tendon]

Ankimo, 3 mics and Venus thing

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

penis*

[small grail]

ah see i only have 3 mics and penis

[arctic hawk]

PENIS(Venus)

[small grail]

penus

[arctic hawk]

You have a penis?

ARERST HIM

[jagged tendon]

Penis?

[small grail]

arerst