lexington-general

[cobalt wyvern]

next Prinz gonna be cleavage

[hazy kayak]

Roon is no boob

[jagged tendon]

Heinrich is cleavage too

[cobalt wyvern]

yeah but that's a skin

doesn't count tbh

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

As much as I like Roon, her tits look fake.

[hazy kayak]

yes

[cobalt wyvern]

anime game

[hazy kayak]

too spherical

[cobalt wyvern]

tits look fake

[jagged tendon]

Lol

[arctic hawk]

Taihou's look real.

They have weight.

[hazy kayak]

When breasts look spherical, it's probably implants

[cobalt wyvern]

RIP her back

[arctic hawk]

RIP like 70% of the Azur Lane ships' backs.

[cobalt wyvern]

destroyer master race?

no back injuries

[jagged tendon]

Ppl have made loli, armpits... fleets but wheres the BBF?

[hazy kayak]

https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1609819661128.png

[jagged tendon]

Or BTF works too

[hazy kayak]

How does Bremerton look fat and toned at the same time?

[arctic hawk]

...fat?

[jagged tendon]

||ethot logic||

[frail bone]

if Z24 actually buffed herself it would be so much easier to farm

[hazy kayak]

ok buddy

[cobalt wyvern]

gonna rename Yukikaze to Cappucino

when I get the chance

[frail bone]

gonna rename Emile to Emilia

oh hello there

[jagged tendon]

take me home

[cobalt wyvern]

Yamashiro screaming

[jagged tendon]

Who's the class leader of them?

[hazy kayak]

Colorado is nicer

[cobalt wyvern]

Colorado

[jagged tendon]

Colorado class looks like they put St Lewdis with goth ninjas ffs

[arctic hawk]

still trying for Biloxi
1:20
oboy
Nurnberg

[hazy kayak]

There was a whole drama with the colorado class art

[jagged tendon]

Ik

[hazy kayak]

no idea how it was

[jagged tendon]

And the previous looks better imo

[hazy kayak]

but the old designs look like k*ncolle

[jagged tendon]

It does but would still take it over this one

[arctic hawk]

Out of coins again

[frail bone]

Myoukou actually more reliable than Spee and Desu

[cobalt wyvern]

@arctic hawk

[frail bone]

[arctic hawk]

Anyway, headache. Gonna lie down for a bit.

[cobalt wyvern]

feel better

[leaden arrow]

Get well soon~

[cobalt wyvern]

I asked him to feel better

so now he will feel better

[hazy kayak]

you should order him to feel better

[cobalt wyvern]

yes

but I'm not QE

only QE can do that

[hazy kayak]

damn they axed Puuta?

[frail bone]

[jagged tendon]

Blame the sensitive bitches

[frail bone]

AL should be 16+

delete children from this game

[hazy kayak]

why does half her height come from the legs?

[jagged tendon]

Cause thats her skin

[hazy kayak]

true

[frail bone]

thats

cursed

[hazy kayak]

it's a chibi

don't worry about it

hm... I like it over her default

but idk if I'd buy it

damn that skin gets artwork with cursed proportions

legs being twice as long as arms

[jagged tendon]

Suzu about to be Slender

[frail bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415872267038490626/796040170125787166/unknown.png

im the fast

[hazy kayak]

Who wants to simulwatch Indosubbed Anime?

[frail bone]

nah

rather wait for official release

[woven marsh]

[cobalt wyvern]

@hazy kayak yoink thanks

[woven marsh]

I mean I haven’t done a single 10 pull yet. I’m practicing restraint

[cobalt wyvern]

how did Indonesia get it early though

real question

[woven marsh]

Or what’s the word for it

[hazy kayak]

deleting for now

hehe

[woven marsh]

I’ve seen the thing with Russian subs as well

Haven’t watched it

But I know it exists

[cobalt wyvern]

but Russia is the mecca of internet piracy

[hazy kayak]

I did two ten pulls on first day

[woven marsh]

Pretty much

[hazy kayak]

one tenpull on NYD

[cobalt wyvern]

at least it's explainable

[woven marsh]

russia be th' mecca of internet piracy

[cobalt wyvern]

followed by Latin America

Russia is the master

Latin America is the apprentice

[hazy kayak]

hello

[woven marsh]

I only know 🅱️razil

The rest is irrelevant

[leaden arrow]

Funny thing is that I haven't seen it in private trackers

[cobalt wyvern]

idk it's all spanish to me

[leaden arrow]

the anime I mean

[cobalt wyvern]

I only know 2 spanish words

juego and descargar

[hazy kayak]

yeah same

[woven marsh]

Wait what happened to Puuta?

[cobalt wyvern]

that said, I don't pirate games anymore, I've grown out of it

[leaden arrow]

Pirating games isn't worth it anymore

[woven marsh]

Pendejos stole my Puuta

[leaden arrow]

developers caught up

[visual mountain]

[cobalt wyvern]

one time my HOI4 launcher didn't detect mods

[woven marsh]

Oh boi are you wrong

[cobalt wyvern]

I told this to my dad

and he told me to sue Paradox

[woven marsh]

Let me guess

You didn’t own the game

[cobalt wyvern]

I did

I bought it

PDX rolled out a new launcher

which was broken

for like, everyone

almost a year ago

or rather, more than a year ago

I own basically every current PDX game

now it all works fine though

[woven marsh]

I know

Launcher is trash

[kind heart]

holy heck Tashkent is fast

[cobalt wyvern]

i realized that you can't play multiplayer with a pirated game

so I bought every game i could from then on

[leaden arrow]

this is my reason too

[woven marsh]

that ship be bloody fast

[leaden arrow]

unless you're good at patching, game devs fucked multiplayer for pirated games

[cobalt wyvern]

too much headache for 12 year old me

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/aaaaaa-screaming-letter-a-gif-15483247

[cobalt wyvern]

he's feeling better

[arctic hawk]

Somewhat.

Left side of my head still feels like there's a tumor in there.

[woven marsh]

imagine having friends t' play wit'

[cobalt wyvern]

oh I mean I know you're not used to multiplayer besides csgo

there was this old piracy meme @woven marsh

[leaden arrow]

I played multiplayer with randoms, still friends with them for almost 10 years

[woven marsh]

I don’t play cs:go

[cobalt wyvern]

where the one guy who seeds a torrent in bumfuck nowhere in Russia helps you download a game

[woven marsh]

I only Rush 🅱️

[arctic hawk]

I befriended some dudes from Paladins once.

Wonder how they're doing now.

[woven marsh]

Deaded

[arctic hawk]

So...the entirety of Russia?

[cobalt wyvern]

yes

[woven marsh]

y4 w07 m8

[kind heart]

I finally timed my shinano with Hiryuu meta, she misses 1/3 times now

[cobalt wyvern]

and then the memer salutes the random Russian

[arctic hawk]

Triggered Kroto, more like Kroto with his finger on the AK47 trigger

[cobalt wyvern]

me years ago trying reading stuff in Russian trying to find the download link

"I like your funny words magic man"

[arctic hawk]

Imagine clicking a huge DOWNLOAD button only to get a varus.

[cobalt wyvern]

nah

even I was smart enough not to do that

[leaden arrow]

Russian piracy is the reason why I was able to graduate high school

[arctic hawk]

The actual download link being a tin-ass download somewhere obscure.

[leaden arrow]

was too poor to buy Microshaft Office

[cobalt wyvern]

last time I pirated anything was a textbook yeah

the fucking thing costs 300$

[arctic hawk]

Last thing I pirated was Crosswave to see if the crapto could run it.

[leaden arrow]

kids these days are lucky to have MS Office Web

[arctic hawk]

Then I had it gifted to me on Christmas

[cobalt wyvern]

nah I didn't pirate crosswave

not even worth my time to pirate

[arctic hawk]

iWanted to see if I could run it.

Turns out I can.

On some maps, even 30 FPS.

[leaden arrow]

Lost my Steam account when I broke my phone

[cobalt wyvern]

@arctic hawk instant ammo reload cheat

1 FPS

[leaden arrow]

it had the 2FA thingy

[arctic hawk]

I did a similar stupid thing with the Book of Faces.

[leaden arrow]

rip 100 games

@woven marsh can confirm, it just failed to update so I unsubbed to all 100+ mods and resubbed again

ffs

is this Cities Skylines?

only Paradox game I played

[arctic hawk]

Logged into old account from phone number.
Changed phone number.
Still logged in on phone.
Laptop HDD died, logged out.
Couldn't log into old account on the account(heh) of not having used a password. Just the old phone number.
No longer have old phone number.
And that's how I got 2 Book of Faces accounts. One on phone, one on craptop.

[leaden arrow]

Stellaris and Hearts of Iron IV

each loaded with 50-100 mods

[cobalt wyvern]

tfw you buy the same game twice @arctic hawk

[leaden arrow]

and now I need to look for the same mods and resubbed it again

I had to buy games, again lmao

smh

[arctic hawk]

I did that with Persona 5 and Persona 5 Royal.

[cobalt wyvern]

real chads call AoE2 2013 "AoE2 HD"

[arctic hawk]

Not really an RTS fan.

[leaden arrow]

AoE IV when

[cobalt wyvern]

in 2300 AD

[arctic hawk]

Though I did beat all of the Starcrafts.

Mostly for the story.

[cobalt wyvern]

oh yeah I also bought SC2 and SC1 HD

or whatever it was called

and the cartoon DLC for SC1 HD

best DLC ever

[arctic hawk]

Starcraft was neat.
Starcraft: Brood War was also neat.
Starcraft 2: Wings of Liberty was awesome.
Starcraft 2: Heart of the Swarm was
Starcraft 2: Legacy of the Void was ok, but the ending was shit.

[cobalt wyvern]

oh yeah the ending

holy shit the ending

all the races band up and invade the void

[arctic hawk]

I didn't buy the Carbot face-lift.

Not paying for a full game again.

[cobalt wyvern]

I liked it

[arctic hawk]

[cobalt wyvern]

my sister hates SC1 zerg

but likes Carbot zerg

like, a lot

[arctic hawk]

'Cause they're cute and smiley.

[cobalt wyvern]

ye

also carbot marines

insert among us joke

[brisk plaza]

@woven marsh extremely sorry 😂

[arctic hawk]

"How do I get out of this chicken-shit outfit."

[arctic hawk]

Kek.

Nice luck.

[cobalt wyvern]

underboob and leipzig 2

[hazy kayak]

Sexy Leipzig

[brisk plaza]

3 features today weser nurnberg Heinrich

[arctic hawk]

Same artist did Leipzig?

[brisk plaza]

@arctic hawk kroto will be pissed

[arctic hawk]

Not pissed.

More like

[leaden arrow]

Did you waste your luck for 2021 lol

[woven marsh]

[cobalt wyvern]

how to piss off Kroto with one word

[cobalt wyvern]

Honokers @woven marsh

[hazy kayak]

Leipzig was drawn by kaede

[arctic hawk]

Does not compute. All 3 of them have the big tid.

[woven marsh]

[cobalt wyvern]

who @hazy kayak

[hazy kayak]

Who drew like

a lot of other ships

[cobalt wyvern]

like whom

[arctic hawk]

Oh, come on. Don't bully the poor mans.

[cobalt wyvern]

ok gonna bully myself

[hazy kayak]

Most of the starters, Illustrious, Unicorn, HMS Neptune

[cobalt wyvern]

@cobalt wyvern Shinano

[hazy kayak]

the list goes on

[brisk plaza]

I don't know

[cobalt wyvern]

@cobalt wyvern

@hazy kayak ok so he's good

[leaden arrow]

I am still debating whether I should buy Heinrich's new year skin

[arctic hawk]

Do it.

[arctic hawk]

Get your very own Shishiro Botan.

[narrow compass]

[cobalt wyvern]

good man

@hazy kayak

[rotund pelican]

[arctic hawk]

oHey, he drew the Bulins.

Good mans.

[brisk plaza]

Now to wait for Peter

[rotund pelican]

Anyone need some hand with chungus

[arctic hawk]

Nah, beat mine 3-4 hours ago.

Thanks, though.

[narrow compass]

@hasty kiln

[rotund pelican]

Alrighty

[leaden arrow]

Peter's gacha rate is quite high despite being an SR

[hazy kayak]

https://twitter.com/Seseren_kr/status/1346478952890601473?s=19

Seseren (@Seseren_kr)

2分遅れたじゃん。
#アズールレーン #アズレン #碧藍航線 #碧蓝航线 #AzurLane

Painting process Video : https://t.co/mquopkIEsS
Broadcast Alarm & Download GIF : https://t.co/yiWni35xVl https://t.co/ybcPBw5ZDs

Likes

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▶ Play video

Twitter · Jan 5, 2021, 3:29 PM

[leaden arrow]

had like three of her

[cobalt wyvern]

I stopped rolling once I got her

since I got Weser, Nurnberg and Heinrich before her

[hazy kayak]

https://twitter.com/shika_shika00/status/1346461399564787713?s=19

shika🦌アズレン (@shika_shika00)

https://t.co/RguK9ORpnk

Twitter · Jan 5, 2021, 2:19 PM

[cobalt wyvern]

I was basically done once I got her

[narrow compass]

@woven marsh

[arctic hawk]

Was trying to say I got 8 of'er.

[leaden arrow]

nice, did you MLB her already

[brisk plaza]

Nero has 8 Peter

[arctic hawk]

Nah, no hurries.

[rotund pelican]

Me who took 372 cubes to get her

[arctic hawk]

She's currently level 1, waiting for a spot in the dorm once Odin hits 100.

[leaden arrow]

how many heinrich did you get, because people who get a lot of heinrich do not get peter and vice versa

[hazy kayak]

I got 1 peter and 2 heinrich

[leaden arrow]

most of the time

[rotund pelican]

5 of it

[leaden arrow]

lol this confirms my theory

[rotund pelican]

Only manged to get peter when I did 3/s instead of 10/s

[arctic hawk]

8 Peter, 5 Weser, 4 Nurnberg, 2 Heinrich, 2 Z24, 1 Z28, 1 Artemis, 0 Biloxi

[leaden arrow]

RNGesus knows who we're horn for

[brisk plaza]

This i can agree

[narrow compass]

you guys still pulling ??

[leaden arrow]

Although, I got Nagato in ONE strike

it was a 1 in a million moment

[rotund pelican]

Sirius flashbacks*

[leaden arrow]

lol I don't even know how I got Sirius

[cobalt wyvern]

@rotund pelican 372 cubes is basically all the cubes I had when the event started

[leaden arrow]

she just appeared in my port one day

[rotund pelican]

Well I'm gradually regaining coobs soo alls well

[cobalt wyvern]

I'm almost back at 300+

[kind heart]

I'm at 325 cubes, I spent about 30 this week on research and PR ships

[rotund pelican]

[brisk plaza]

@kind heart 21:37 see today was super lucky

[leaden arrow]

Almost at 300 too

I should be saving for Yamato

but these new Ironblood ships are amazing

especially Heinrich

[kind heart]

Good

[brisk plaza]

One left which is peter

[leaden arrow]

do you think chungus will be the new PvP cancer

[rotund pelican]

My f2p ass clinging to a thread in hope I could hit a 100% collection rate even for a short time

[kind heart]

No

We already have Hiryuu retrofit for that

[leaden arrow]

Funny thing is that I do not see Hiryuu retro that much in PvP

[kind heart]

[leaden arrow]

I see granny Warspite all the time

can't beat them, join 'em

[rotund pelican]

Ijn torps 4 days

[kind heart]

No

Torp meme is easy to beat

[hazy kayak]

he thinks t2 ships are amazing

[rotund pelican]

Sorry, haven't really got back to pvp yet unless the skin mission requires me to do so

[kind heart]

Azuma, Juneau, Yuki is the most meta pvp vanguard right now,

[cobalt wyvern]

god willing we'll all see each other again in #lexington-general 2: the Search for More Money

[leaden arrow]

bruh I'm talking about tiddies

[cobalt wyvern]

I'm done with PvP, I see no point in continuing to play it myself @kind heart

I got all the SRs I wanted

[hazy kayak]

so am I

[visual mountain]

[leaden arrow]

or the lolis in the case of Z24 and U-37

[hazy kayak]

Perseus is t0 in both cases

[cobalt wyvern]

I came, I saw, I bought, I left

[rotund pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/marge-i-just-think-theyre-neat-the-simpsons-neat-potato-gif-8549864

[hazy kayak]

good answer

[rotund pelican]

Guild V3 is where we go to war with other guilds

Jk

[leaden arrow]

yes pls

I'd love that

Clash of Clans style pvp

[cobalt wyvern]

your honor

clash of clans

death

[brisk plaza]

Going to triggered some people in trophy

[rotund pelican]

[kind heart]

It's called #trophy-room room for a reason

[brisk plaza]

Some one got belfast and avorra

Kroto you will get them

[leaden arrow]

Wonder what are the comments for Bunker Hill

[rotund pelican]

Kroto doesn't have those two?

[leaden arrow]

@cobalt wyvern So, I was browsing the hoi4 workshop and I found this..........

She's a super hard to get ship so I'm guessing her comments is a sekreit elite club

nani the fucc

[cobalt wyvern]

lmao @leaden arrow

yeah mods like this are common

[leaden arrow]

I was looking for something like this.......but that's a year ago

[arctic hawk]

Food has been consumed.

[leaden arrow]

kay, I'll try it later

tell you what though, Rory is a good gurl

[cobalt wyvern]

there's a submod for KR that makes all portraits into anime characters

including some from AL

[leaden arrow]

900 something years old, but it's ok

[leaden arrow]

yeah, I know that one

[brisk plaza]

Kroto has not showed much of his pulls

[leaden arrow]

I usually have some rename mods so that I can make it immersive a bit

[arctic hawk]

KR?

[flint meadow]

👀

[cobalt wyvern]

Kaiserreich, major HOI4 mod

[arctic hawk]

Ah, got'cha.

[leaden arrow]

since seeing the name "Erwin Rommel" that has a picture of Kasumi just seems so off

[cobalt wyvern]

John McCain Sr. is Essex

[leaden arrow]

Bang Dream Kasumi

[cobalt wyvern]

best mod ever

[leaden arrow]

kekw

[arctic hawk]

I remember WoW featuring anime commanders one time.

Was that the AL collab?

[leaden arrow]

then there's the country leader, Mussolini but the picture is Littorio

[half panther]

WoW had collab with AL yes yes

[leaden arrow]

AL Litttorio

wtf, that is funny

[cobalt wyvern]

Edward the 8th is Prince of Wales

and KGV is King George.... the Sixth

[leaden arrow]

[arctic hawk]

Off by one generation.

[leaden arrow]

We're going on a wild ride now

[cobalt wyvern]

I was told that was because the devs thought KGV was too cute to die like a week after the game starts

as with King George V of irl

[arctic hawk]

kek

[leaden arrow]

ah yes, F in the chat

[cobalt wyvern]

Atago is an admiral in Japan

though from what I've been told, Japan has more Kancolle portraits than AL

Atago being one of the only AL ones

[leaden arrow]

there's also that AL fleet commander as well

[cobalt wyvern]

Hood, PoW, Sheffield and Sirius are all in Canada

and Illustrious too iirc

[leaden arrow]

ofc

[cobalt wyvern]

most of the former White Army generals in Russia are portrayed by the AL Russian ships

[leaden arrow]

shame that HoI4 doesn't show civilian casualties

I really want to see that

[cobalt wyvern]

Belfast can lead a clique in China

because qipao skin

[leaden arrow]

I want to commit warcrimes damnit

Sirius too, best qipao skin

I want to firebomb cities like what the US and UK did in ww2

[cobalt wyvern]

Sirius is in Canada

[leaden arrow]

Dresden and Bremen flashbacks

Ah, sorry, didn't see the message lol

[cobalt wyvern]

lemme remember who else I found

Victorious is in Greece

hilarious

[leaden arrow]

Are all the Russian ships White Army

[cobalt wyvern]

basically yeah

[leaden arrow]

or are there on the Soviet side

[cobalt wyvern]

not sure

will need to check

[leaden arrow]

Eldridge should be in Greece too because she was a Greek DD after the war

[cobalt wyvern]

only white army @leaden arrow

[leaden arrow]

i see

[cobalt wyvern]

tbf

Avrora portrays a guy who was in the red navy irl @leaden arrow

[leaden arrow]

noice

[cobalt wyvern]

Gangut is Kornilov, Chapayev is Denikin, Sovetskaya Rossiya is Wrangel

[brisk plaza]

Try for Peter or call quits

[arctic hawk]

Eh, it's just 2 cubes and 1500 coins.

Go for it.

[cobalt wyvern]

@arctic hawk AL Bismarck is the governor of the German colonies in east asia

[arctic hawk]

cries in 80 coins

[cobalt wyvern]

which are dominated by the German fleet

sooooo

makes sense

[arctic hawk]

Not inaccurate.

Which portrait, the official one on the wiki?

[cobalt wyvern]

Eugen and Hipper are also admirals in those colonies

the portrait is just a cropped version of her official art @arctic hawk

[arctic hawk]

Ah, oke.

[cobalt wyvern]

since HOI4 has leader portraits

[arctic hawk]

I see.

[half panther]

Eldridge became a greek ship after the 2nd ww???

[visual mountain]

No she became greek after 2nd ww2

[half panther]

wat

So US randomly gave it to the greeks

[jagged tendon]

Electric boogalo

[visual mountain]

Yes

[half panther]

Im sure US gave a lot of ships to other nations after the 2nd ww..

Besides the ones you see at museums nowadays

imagine the US to build even bigger battleships than WW2

heh

over $10B

talk about nuclear

[arctic hawk]

Well, the good news is, I can MLB both cranes.

The bad news is, I need 20k coins.

[visual mountain]

I mlb both of them long ago

[arctic hawk]

Ye, it's gonna take me 4 Purins and 20k gold.

The latter which I don't have.

Can't even afford to 4-star Montpelier.

[kind heart]

pvp for purins

[arctic hawk]

I have 8 Purins.

And 80 coins.

[kind heart]

[visual mountain]

Oof

[kind heart]

Get some coins then

[arctic hawk]

I am, how do you say, set.

[visual mountain]

Me want more dark skinned ships

[arctic hawk]

Ye, tomorrow Imma get sum coins from that 10 hour Commission.

[visual mountain]

Too few

And they belong to uss

[arctic hawk]

Update, I have 200 coins.

[brisk plaza]

So kroto is busy after seeing that summon

[arctic hawk]

8-4 can be done by Spoot 'n Sandy, yea?

Eh, guess Imma just use the USS Judgement as a back-up just in case.

o. Level 84. Very much doable.

inb4 I get Maya from this test run

[leaden arrow]

Great job, Discord

search is broken for some reason

[jagged tendon]

sad Jamaica noises

[arctic hawk]

No Maya

Figures.

[cobalt wyvern]

something something segregation

something something racism

something something funny

@visual mountain

[visual mountain]

[jagged tendon]

So how do you unlock the SP stage?

[arctic hawk]

Complete D3

[jagged tendon]

I did, it aint here

[arctic hawk]

Tap EX

[jagged tendon]

But thats the extra stage

[arctic hawk]

Humor me.

Tap EX, and the back arrow.

[jagged tendon]

Ah thx

Yostar trying to get me killed

First time I do this, didnt even noticed the arrow

[arctic hawk]

[jagged tendon]

Welp cant get the average level thing with 2 fleets

Really need to level up my ships

[arctic hawk]

Coo, but why twice?

[brisk plaza]

@arctic hawk cause the bottom gets cut

[arctic hawk]

Nothing important gets cut.

[kind heart]

Remove the lower leveled ships until you get avg>110 and manual through SP

[arctic hawk]

Them being level 1 is obvious they're 3-star

[jagged tendon]

Then ill die

[arctic hawk]

Shove Vestal in there for free repairs

[kind heart]

What ships do you have?

[brisk plaza]

I see

[jagged tendon]

Highest levels I have

[kind heart]

🇫

[arctic hawk]

[jagged tendon]

Cmon its 2 levels, faq game

[arctic hawk]

Subs should count towards the max average.

[kind heart]

No, they don't

[arctic hawk]

Not like mine'd help any. My highest is with 86

[jagged tendon]

Also my highest subs are all 100

If I use 556 instead of 47 else its 2 100 and 92

[arctic hawk]

iJust remembered I have Artemis' kimono skin from the lucky bag

2bad I don't like it.

[kind heart]

I'm using this in SP

Fleet 1 mob

[kind heart]

Overkill

[arctic hawk]

No kill like it.

[hazy kayak]

hold up

[arctic hawk]

USS fleet is mobbing because I need EXP for Seattle.

Otherwise, the KMS fleet is the mob fleet I made by accident.

[brisk plaza]

60 percent left to go

[hazy kayak]

mob then boss

[kind heart]

Overkill

[hazy kayak]

I could 2-2 on mob tbh

but I'm grinding affection

[versed terrace]

1-1 best level

[kind heart]

60% on 1 million.
You still have another 2 million to grind after that.

[versed terrace]

Don't @ me

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

Ye, he knows. He's kinda of sick of me reminding him of it.

[kind heart]

[brisk plaza]

I am well aware taking for ever but doing it

[flint meadow]

Just starting the PR grind?

God speed

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

Godspeed indeed.

The day Rylan finally gets Saint Louis will be a good day.

||thenherealisesthere'smorePRships||

[brisk plaza]

I did my research already there's pr 2 and p3

[arctic hawk]

I meant you might want to get more than just one PR ship.

Hell, I'm going for all of them eventually.

[brisk plaza]

Neptune and roon are ready next

Have not decided who to start after I am done with Saint Louis

[arctic hawk]

On the bright side, PR grinding helps one make fleets to use later on.

Roon and Odin are the reason I own a 3:3 KMS fleet.

Mainz as well, I suppose.

Now I'll be able to use Odin to get Freddy von Gross.

Sometime.

soon™

[versed terrace]

Do you have a decent backliner?

[arctic hawk]

Me, or Rylan?

[hazy kayak]

guys, rate this image

this is why I hate the nordchad meme

[versed terrace]

Rylan

[brisk plaza]

For the time being I am running honoka shouhou and nagisa

[brisk plaza]

This backline

[arctic hawk]

If it makes you feel any better, the gray blank face whatever format is also a shitty meme.

[hazy kayak]

Awesome, another Honoka haver

[brisk plaza]

Vanguard Kasumi Portland and Monica

[hazy kayak]

we should make a club

only Honoka havers allowed

[arctic hawk]

My Honoka's 40 or something.

[jagged tendon]

Idk where the nordchad guy came from but he always looked like an ARK character to me

[arctic hawk]

I'unno, I only use'er for commissions.

[arctic hawk]

Watch out, Vin Diesel. We got a CHAD over here.

[hazy kayak]

I think first it was nordcuck

but then nordchad was invented as a retorr

[arctic hawk]

Nah, the very first norse meme was techno viking.

[arctic hawk]

Don't have any blue fire extinguishers?

[jagged tendon]

Vin Diesel

[arctic hawk]

Or purple repair tools?

[arctic hawk]

ARK 2
Featuring Vin Diesel's face

[jagged tendon]

WC only made me save money by putting celebrities in the game

[arctic hawk]

Yeh. Get to opening them gear boxes, dawg.

[jagged tendon]

And going woke in the animated series

[arctic hawk]

Man, the VGA 2020 was a mess.

The fucking Wuboffet announcements were more interesting.

[jagged tendon]

I like shitshows but that was far worse than a shitshow

[arctic hawk]

Or were they Woopers.

[flint meadow]

The best backline is just gangut with a whip.

[arctic hawk]

sigh

3...2....1

[arctic hawk]

Right on time.

[kind heart]

Gangut in the first minutes is a beast

[arctic hawk]

I dunno why I hate that Champog whip combo, but every time I see it, I lose a month of my lifespam.

[jagged tendon]

Cause its fucking cursed

[kind heart]

Just look at this skill

[arctic hawk]

Guess that's a good an explanation as any.

Gangut be drinkin' dat Red Bull, aye.

[woven marsh]

I pulled Heinrich. That is it

[sudden moss]

yea, but you need to use the blue gun

so only +6 for you

[kind heart]

+7

[arctic hawk]

If it makes you feel any better, Heinrich was the last one I pulled, and she cost me 80 cubes.

[sudden moss]

isnt the cap +6?

[arctic hawk]

7

[kind heart]

No, it's 7

[sudden moss]

since when?

[arctic hawk]

Since +13

[kind heart]

Since opsiren

[sudden moss]

oh

[kind heart]

I have +7 blue camos

[arctic hawk]

I have a +7 blue rudder

Unless the PENIS(Venus) pearl hits higher evasion at +10, it stays on.

[sudden moss]

i dont use blue gear

im a purple/gold/rainbow scrub

[jagged tendon]

Enty doesnt become invincible anymore? I killed one after she activated lucky E

[arctic hawk]

blue name
doesn't use blue gear

Heresy

[kind heart]

Enty can take ramming damage while using lucky E, she's also affected by the burns started before it

Only Hiryuu becomes truly invincible

[jagged tendon]

She was almost full hp and was killed by barrages

[kind heart]

[jagged tendon]

Spoot cares not for skills

[kind heart]

Skill timer must've run out

[frail bone]

im

almost

dying

had

to travel

[jagged tendon]

How did it ran out if it had just activated

[frail bone]

10km

in a car

[arctic hawk]

Oh, nooooo

The horrooooor

[frail bone]

i just ate lunch

and went to travel

problem is

[arctic hawk]

10 km is like 5 minutes.

[kind heart]

10 kms in a car

[jagged tendon]

[frail bone]

i have car sickness

[kind heart]

Oof

[arctic hawk]

Could've started with that.

My aunt gets carsick as well.

||she has a driver's license ||

[frail bone]

i forgot

that i have it

and ate something right before it

[arctic hawk]

And on that day, humanity received a grim reminder.

Verd is carsick.

[jagged tendon]

Did you use your phone while in the car?

[frail bone]

nah

i dont even have a phone

kekw

[jagged tendon]

[frail bone]

imagine

me

a freaking 30 years old man

[arctic hawk]

Verd gets sick around technology that isn't nailed to the floor.

phones
automobiles

[frail bone]

in the next 10 years

my wife/gf will be the one driving

[jagged tendon]

I only get bussick tbh but what would you expect with 50 fuckers breathing with the windows closed

[frail bone]

fuck

[arctic hawk]

And you going BLARGARGBLE out the window.

[frail bone]

imagine me in a bus

i will die

i certainly will

i cant even drink water that i have that feeling of throwing up

[jagged tendon]

For me it was either bus or 15km on bike everyday at 7am to school

[arctic hawk]

Me, but with work

[frail bone]

bike never has been a problem for me

but man...

i rather starve to death

than pass on this situation again

[jagged tendon]

Me neither but aint getting my butt of bed to go ride 15km right in the morning

[frail bone]

i will go eat some noodles to see if i can get better

[arctic hawk]

G'luck

[jagged tendon]

Hope you get well

https://youtu.be/Ea1fSJUXBaI

Grats you managed to replicate your country

[sudden moss]

hero hei

[cobalt wyvern]

+7%

I can probably clinch +8% or +9%

[arctic hawk]

?

[cobalt wyvern]

or maybe +10%

[brisk plaza]

Can we see it

[cobalt wyvern]

drake the famous rapper @arctic hawk

[arctic hawk]

Ah.

[cobalt wyvern]

notice the 2400K

[arctic hawk]

o, 2.4 mil

Didn't even notice that.

hue

[cobalt wyvern]

yeah I'm done with Chesh

[arctic hawk]

[cobalt wyvern]

get her yourself

[arctic hawk]

Must pet catmaid.

[cobalt wyvern]

she's not a cat

[arctic hawk]

I intend to, after Seattle.

[cobalt wyvern]

:(

[arctic hawk]

She is a cat.

nya

[jagged tendon]

Nor is she a maid

[arctic hawk]

She's a catmaid.

[sudden moss]

PR grind

[cobalt wyvern]

I'm not a cat, okay? I might be as cuddly as a kitten, but I'm not an actual cat! @arctic hawk

[arctic hawk]

[sudden moss]

cant wait for pr4

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

She can be whatever she wants to be.

[jagged tendon]

Then BEgone from my sight

[arctic hawk]

Nah.

[arctic hawk]

Cheshire in Crosswave when

[cobalt wyvern]

when PR3 gets in Crosswave

[arctic hawk]

I really hope Yostar abandon Crosswave and attempt an actual game.

I'd pay top $$ for this

[jagged tendon]

My friend tried Crosswave, he seemed to be enjoying it

[arctic hawk]

It's...barely a game.

[brisk plaza]

Crosswave ?

[arctic hawk]

Crosswave.

Yostar's attempt at bringing Azur Lane to PC/PS4

[orchid plover]

CROSSWAVE

I STILL CANT PLAY IT

UNTIL I GET MY NEW PC

[arctic hawk]

It is...meh.

[orchid plover]

IVE HAD IT CAME OUT LAST YEARRRR

or was it this year

[orchid plover]

i honestly

idk

its been a long time

[jagged tendon]

I tried to get him to play the mobile version when a kms event is on but he doesnt like to play mobile games

[frail bone]

Roon retro?

[orchid plover]

i just havent played it because 1. no controller.

[frail bone]

[brisk plaza]

Is it paid or free

[arctic hawk]

I was kinda' glad to be able to play Roon in 3D, but Crosswave is 20% gameplay, 80% VN.

[orchid plover]

2. no fps on my pc

[jagged tendon]

Pc version when Yostar

Paid

[frail bone]

gameplay is also fucking boring

[arctic hawk]

And the battles are stupendeously one-sided.

Either you nuke the enemy in the first 5 seconds, or you spend 5+ minutes downing one unit.

[frail bone]

also

[orchid plover]

struggle gameplay?

i play maplestory

[frail bone]

Re:Zero is coming tomorrow

[orchid plover]

nothing new

[arctic hawk]

Struggle gameplay?

wat

[jagged tendon]

Me spending 20 minutes biting the broodmother on ark with a single reaper: nothing new

[arctic hawk]

One thing I didn't like about Crosswave is that Bismarck is fucking slow.

Like, 50% movement speed.

[versed terrace]

shes a bb?

[arctic hawk]

But boy, howdy, her guns hurt.

She's a BB.

[verbal talon]

Hi frens

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

Hello.

[woven marsh]

Mate are you joking

[agile apex]

[verbal talon]

Someone honked me!

[versed terrace]

i meant that, thats prob y shes that slow

[arctic hawk]

That was for the unsolicited you gave me.

[verbal talon]

[brisk plaza]

Just joking kroto chill

[arctic hawk]

Formidable is fast.

[orchid plover]

@woven marsh

[arctic hawk]

Suruga is also fast.

[woven marsh]

I sent Heinrich thrice

[woven marsh]

[versed terrace]

idk

[arctic hawk]

Speaking of tanuki, when the hell is Suruga coming abck to mobile Azur Lane >:C

[versed terrace]

never played crosswave

[orchid plover]

IM DONE WITH CLASS FOR THE DAY

[brisk plaza]

It must have gotten lost in all the pics

[visual mountain]

Warbaka

[orchid plover]

TIME TO SLEEP UNTIL MY PC ARRIVES

[woven marsh]

And again

[arctic hawk]

misspelled Warframe

[jagged tendon]

And another one

[versed terrace]

i hab her

[orchid plover]

only level 40!!

[arctic hawk]

Mine's level 1

[woven marsh]

I got her on day 4

[orchid plover]

[woven marsh]

[versed terrace]

@kind heart

[orchid plover]

mine's level 70

CMON

[woven marsh]

Cappu

[arctic hawk]

So?

[jagged tendon]

Heinrich is pretty much Essex of kms but not obsessed with another ship

[versed terrace]

cappu spotted

[brisk plaza]

@woven marsh thanks and good luck for the others

[versed terrace]

[orchid plover]

TOO SLOW!

[woven marsh]

Heinrich is the sandy of KMS

[orchid plover]

SPEED

[arctic hawk]

[versed terrace]

mines lvl 72

[orchid plover]

das oP

[jagged tendon]

Nah Sandy is a blown out idiot, Heinrich can still make something good

[arctic hawk]

San Diego's funny because she's dumb.

Heinrich is tit

[woven marsh]

Heinrich is good because ||underboob||

[jagged tendon]

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

Y’all failed the horni test

[orchid plover]

im not horni like u

i keep my 🍆 in my pants

[woven marsh]

You’re not horni

You’re OP

[orchid plover]

no U

[woven marsh]

Nay thee

[orchid plover]

[versed terrace]

[orchid plover]

https://tenor.com/view/reverse-card-uno-uno-cards-gif-13032597

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/reverse-nozumi-uno-jojo-card-gif-15706915

[orchid plover]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/528197562998718474/719405791303696494/AYAYAYAYA.gif

[jagged tendon]

And now the top lex chat begins

[versed terrace]

gif wars are always fun

its great

[orchid plover]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/428204933590810625/607483703651729408/565637305700712449.gif

[orchid plover]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/484442358117564440/596541886827724810/azur_lane_-_delet_this.gif

[jagged tendon]

Peak lex hours

[versed terrace]

[versed terrace]

[orchid plover]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/720623504793272350/image0-1.gif

[versed terrace]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/468719321087082516/788913584461447168/fast.gif

[orchid plover]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/612954422237986835/579890473657958431.gif

[versed terrace]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/475414043348172811/774797647353217024/essex_gets_algeried.gif

[brisk plaza]

@hasty kiln your late

[hasty kiln]

[agile apex]

Nice name

[small grail]

...what did i miss

i was working on college apps

[jagged tendon]

The daily gif war

[brisk plaza]

After I get peter i am done and begin my hunt for the maid after her enty

[kind heart]

that's my Azuma doing her weekly visits

[arctic hawk]

@woven marsh

[arctic hawk]

you're*

[woven marsh]

I’m definitely using that thing on 11-3

And 13-3

[arctic hawk]

Gods bless those x2 things.

My next stop is Juntsuu

Then Bunker Hill.

Then the 4th Takao.

[woven marsh]

Now make then work on hard mode yostar

Cos I farm drops on hard mode

[kind heart]

I've done tonnes of grinding in 8-4 with no Maya drop

[jagged tendon]

Choukai

[arctic hawk]

Use those x2 books.

[arctic hawk]

There any way I can check how many times I ran a specific node?

[kind heart]

No, I will use those in w11, 12 and 13

[visual mountain]

[flint trout]

Huh, didn't realize KMS fleet tech capped at level 4. Makes me feel a bit less bad about being so far behind on them.

[cobalt wyvern]

congrats btw @arctic hawk

look at my luck

(8-4)

[arctic hawk]

Thank

No way to check how many times I've done a node, then?

[cobalt wyvern]

that said

I'll get her one day

I did 3-4, I can do this :P

[arctic hawk]

Bummer.

Wanted to know how many attempts Maya took.

owell.

You'll get'er one day as well, 🐌

[jagged tendon]

How do you guys do that link thing to go to a message in another channel?

[cobalt wyvern]

8-4 is my main farming stage when it's not event-time @arctic hawk

you don't understand how many times I did that stage

[arctic hawk]

There.

@jagged tendon

[jagged tendon]

Thx

Fuck, cant do it on mobile

[arctic hawk]

[jagged tendon]

Someone on #game-feedback complaining about EX having a reward mission cause "most ppl cant complete it"

[arctic hawk]

lolque

[woven marsh]

That reward is dumb also

[jagged tendon]

Boi its 500 fucking chips, you have a daily for that
Stick those chips up your ass and shut up, at least they give smth

[arctic hawk]

What name am I looking for?>

[kind heart]

settings>appearance>turn on developer mode. click the 3 dots on the message and there will be an option to share.

[jagged tendon]

Momo [Avrora] just scroll up a bit

[arctic hawk]

#game-feedback message

Found it.

Point at him and laugh.

[woven marsh]

Next event: removed EX mode

[frail bone]

"EX is not passable anyways"

[slim fulcrum]

its very easily doable if youre not an idiot

[jagged tendon]

@kind heart where's that?

[slim fulcrum]

if i wanted to i could do ex with my subpar fleet, its not all that hard once you get a fleet of 120s

[kind heart]

oh go to behaviour, not appearance

[slim fulcrum]

which isnt all that hard to do either

[frail bone]

Cutec did EX with a lvl 1 Mutsuki

then everyone can

[jagged tendon]

Alright

Have the option now, thx

[frail bone]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8a9T3YxkCw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7Qcuk319iw&t=1s

[jagged tendon]

[frail bone]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w11sL_IjJDU

[kind heart]

appeance is for pc discord, dunno why they put it in behaviour in mobile discord

[arctic hawk]

The fucking madman.

[woven marsh]

EX is literally about being good at bullet hell

You need a high damage main and a really, REALLY good computer/phone

The default strat is taking Helena solo

Or Helena with Repair party in case you fuck up last moment

and just play actual bullet hell since enemies have 100% accuracy

[jagged tendon]

really good phone
Not doing an EX anytime soon

[woven marsh]

Ikr

[slim fulcrum]

or you just use emulators

[woven marsh]

Hence why I said good PC

[jagged tendon]

With the pc I dont have

[woven marsh]

My phone is better that my PC

[versed terrace]

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

[sleek crest]

[jagged tendon]

I-19 after growing up with Atago

[sleek crest]

hello btw

after 3 ish days

[visual mountain]

[arctic hawk]

So I went into PMs with the guy that complained about EX rewards.

Fuck me, he's thick.

The concept of "gatekeeping" rewards behind activities only 1% of the playerbase can do bothers him.

[woven marsh]

I'd understand if the rewards were worthwhile

500 chips are just there to let people know EX exists

[arctic hawk]

500 chips is just the daily commissions + the daily missions.

[frail bone]

i mean they should be worthwhile

[woven marsh]

I don't even do the daily missions

[frail bone]

since its a endgame stage

[woven marsh]

It's not really endgame

since all you need is 3 level 120 main ships

and being able to play bullet hell

[frail bone]

then why my Roon dies in 10 secs

[arctic hawk]

If only 1% of the players can beat EX, they should get a lil' pat on the back, no?

[jagged tendon]

Cause you use evasion not tank

[woven marsh]

because nothing can tank

Enemies have 100% accuracy

no evasion will work

Hence why you can clear it w/ level 1 if you're really good at bullet hell