lexington-general

[jagged tendon]

Would have worked better with Peko and her list of war crimes

[arctic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kkBseVTUow

Hoo, boy.

[hot moat]

wtf

[visual mountain]

Wow

Mine failed

I did so well

They developed a cure so fast

[hot moat]

"Prolonged lockdown is slavery"

[arctic hawk]

Keep watching, she makes a good comparison to actual slavery.

[hot moat]

I am amazed

[arctic hawk]

I am no longer amazed by stupidity, I'm entertained by it.

World's gone to Hell, may as well enjoy the ride.

[hot moat]

Can't agree more, might as will join you

[arctic hawk]

might as wEll*

[dapper plank]

welp my fingers are tired...

[leaden arrow]

If this is slavery, then I like it. I’m down for binging more anime

[hot moat]

How did my fingers accidentally typed "I" instead of "E"

[dapper plank]

lol

[arctic hawk]

Watchin' Asmongold react to those two videos I linked.

Quality entertainment,.

[frail bone]

wtf

i cant use my twitter to login in AK anymore

[cobalt wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/199126650317832192/795417352015577138/essexpocalypse.mp4 @arctic hawk @versed terrace you play HOI4 and see this, wdyd

[frail bone]

it says "sorry but this page doenst exists"

[arctic hawk]

BOld of you to assume I play HOI4

[cobalt wyvern]

ok so who does

[leaden arrow]

I do

[cobalt wyvern]

then what would you do

[leaden arrow]

Uhhh

Kamikazes

Naval bomber 2

[jagged tendon]

Was reading the comments on that video

[leaden arrow]

I don’t even know if I’m answering the question correctly

[cobalt wyvern]

no I mean

what would you do

if this event popped up @leaden arrow

[leaden arrow]

And I was in Hoi4?

[cobalt wyvern]

yes

[leaden arrow]

Welllll

I’m going to assume that the event triggers a mass attack from the United States with Essex class carriers

Therefore

I shall mass produce naval bombers

Mass produce submarine 3s

[cobalt wyvern]

brilliant

[leaden arrow]

Then bomb and torpedo the Americans into Davy Jone’s locker

[arctic hawk]

Davy Jones' * Locker

[jagged tendon]

Play as denmark, release greenland, play as greenland cause nobody attacks that shit

[arctic hawk]

His name was Jones, not Jone

[leaden arrow]

It was a spelling error

[arctic hawk]

And I corrected it.

[leaden arrow]

Yes you did

[arctic hawk]

[leaden arrow]

And now I can English perfect

[arctic hawk]

Another wandering soul rescued.

[ripe aspen]

my friend got enterprise as their first sr

[arctic hawk]

Isn't Enterprise guaranteed at some point?

[ripe aspen]

i honestly dont know but i havent gotten her

[arctic hawk]

Not looking down on yer pal, just wondering aloud.

[leaden arrow]

Nice nice nice. Owari Da everything

[frail bone]

Weser got placed as T2

and Strasser T1

[arctic hawk]

tierlists

[frail bone]

Zeppelin is now T0.5

actually wtf devs

but their placements are quite accurate

[frail bone]

i dont respect tierlists aswell but its clear that Strasser and Weser were a dissapointment

people are already asking for a Strasser buff

[arctic hawk]

Eh, who cares. I'm just here to have fun and oogle hot chicks with riggs.

[frail bone]

she barely launched

and already requires one

[leaden arrow]

Yeah, I think that was the developers’ intentions

[frail bone]

https://tenor.com/view/champoy-el-risitas-kek-issou-etu-gif-17837830

[brisk plaza]

@ripe aspen thanks for triggering me

[leaden arrow]

They’re trying to brainwash us with oversized chests

[arctic hawk]

I hate min-maxing in any game that allows stat manipulation.

I always hover around hybrid builds.

[frail bone]

i just wanted some decent IB CV

[leaden arrow]

laughs in Genshin Impact artifact RNG

[arctic hawk]

I.E. DPS healers, DPS tanks, healer tanks, etc.

[frail bone]

and Weser heals herself like?

[ripe aspen]

i know nothing abt tierlists, what does T0, T1, and T2 mean

[frail bone]

more question marks

it needs even more than that

[leaden arrow]

@ripe aspen T0 means beat

[arctic hawk]

Before I stopped playing WoW, my draenei Blood DK could not only keep herself alive, but also heal one other person.

[leaden arrow]

Beat

Best

Basically the “meta” ships

T1 is like, good ships but not meta

T2 is usable??

[ripe aspen]

well thats stupid in a way, just use the shipgirls you like

[arctic hawk]

The only time I ever did a min-max build was a Volley Demon Huntress in Diablo 3. Whenever I right-clicked, anything in that general direction, on-screen or off-screen would die instantly.

[cobalt wyvern]

@ripe aspen @arctic hawk I mean

it took me almost a month to get Enterprise

[arctic hawk]

So that means I was lucky?

[leaden arrow]

True. This is a waifu collection game

[cobalt wyvern]

probably

[leaden arrow]

Not league of legends

Use whoever tf you want

Doesn’t really matter

[arctic hawk]

implying LeL isn't a waifu collector as well

[leaden arrow]

Ok

Well

[cobalt wyvern]

this isn't league of legends unless you wanna play PvP or Operation Siren's harder stages

[leaden arrow]

It has guys

[arctic hawk]

...your point?

[leaden arrow]

Yeah

[cobalt wyvern]

both aren't a must

[leaden arrow]

League of legends is a pretty competitive game by nature given that it’s a MMO. Azur Lane isn’t an MMO and it’s pvp is really basic

[arctic hawk]

So you're saying LeL is also a waifu collector.

Noted.

[leaden arrow]

Ok

It probably is

I have a sister who simps for Aphelios and Seth

[arctic hawk]

You only start with a handful of "free" rotation heroes, and you can earn currency to buy them one-by-one later on.

[leaden arrow]

I guess

But it isn’t gacha

[arctic hawk]

loot crates

[leaden arrow]

What are the loot crates for

[arctic hawk]

Open hero chest, or whatever it's called, either get a champion shard or some useless junk like skin shards or coins.

[leaden arrow]

Oh man

[arctic hawk]

Played HotS for a long time, I hate loot boxes.

[leaden arrow]

The loot boxes made you quit?

[arctic hawk]

No, the old HDD dieded and this one's smaller.

Don't have much space to work with.

[leaden arrow]

Rippppo

[jagged tendon]

Ty Nero

That comment section gave me enough laugh material for the rest of the month

[cobalt wyvern]

what comment section

[arctic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kkBseVTUow

[jagged tendon]

Ending with the good "Elon Musk says the lockdown is bad so its bad" vs a guy with actual facts

[cobalt wyvern]

oh

[arctic hawk]

Watch 'n laugh.

[leaden arrow]

I prefer not losing brain cells

But I’ll read them anyways

[cobalt wyvern]

one time I replied to an anti-vax guy in a random comment section

and he replied back

it shocked me to my core

[arctic hawk]

shook*

[leaden arrow]

I got dissed on twitter by PragerU fans

[cobalt wyvern]

shocked

I will double down on my typo

[arctic hawk]

A'ight.

PragerU

wat

[jagged tendon]

I already lost faith in everything from the shit ive read

Unless we get the reset button this aint going nowhere

[leaden arrow]

I follow them on twitter

Government bad socialism bad the left destroying Murica etc

[cobalt wyvern]

too busy listening to piano music to care

[leaden arrow]

I can relate

[hazy kayak]

so what armor type was she?

[verbal talon]

@arctic hawk

[arctic hawk]

?

[verbal talon]

It didn't seem like you were behaving

[hazy kayak]

my guess is heavy

[verbal talon]

also i dont get to bonk people as much as i used t

[leaden arrow]

Heavy yeah

[verbal talon]

dammit stop behaving!

[arctic hawk]

I refuse your bonk.

[frail bone]

hey guys

[jagged tendon]

[hazy kayak]

hey verd

how are ya

[frail bone]

Graf got cucked for 2 years

now its time for Strasser

[hazy kayak]

but Zeppelin is still better I thought

at least as dedicated IB buffer

[jagged tendon]

First DC run was 2 years ago?

[verbal talon]

you cant

you cant refuse a bonk!

[arctic hawk]

Just did.

[frail bone]

Peter Cucker

[verbal talon]

Y-you can't do that!

[arctic hawk]

Go bonk someone else.

[verbal talon]

[frail bone]

[arctic hawk]

Ye, Verd wants it.

Go bonk him.

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

His GPH is showing every time he thinks about the new IB girls.

[verbal talon]

[jagged tendon]

His gph aint the only thing showing

[cobalt wyvern]

what did I miss

[jagged tendon]

Nothing important

[arctic hawk]

🐌 🐌 🐌 🐌

Nothing to see here.

[cobalt wyvern]

ok

[untold light]

[arctic hawk]

Y'two are real bored, huh.

[untold light]

u have no idea

[arctic hawk]

Go watch Internet Historian.

[jagged tendon]

Says the one that was spamming reactions on every post last week

[untold light]

again ?

[arctic hawk]

Sure, why not.

I'm watching Asmongold react to things.

Fun guy.

[ripe aspen]

[untold light]

But I already watched those multiple times

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

Watch Sseth, then.

[frail bone]

yeah

[jagged tendon]

Been watching Jameskii and Mythymoo recently, pretty fun aswell

[frail bone]

its not a new thing that im not happy with this event

[untold light]

[jagged tendon]

What did you expect, cant have good kms ships in AL

[arctic hawk]

[untold light]

Wdym, Heinrich Strasser and Weser seem pretty rad to me. Especially when you see the rest of the faction

[jagged tendon]

[untold light]

Although a shame that the only remotely good ships in this faction... are ships that didn't exist

[frail bone]

Strasser skill is a worse version of Roon muse Encore Flare

[jagged tendon]

remotely good
every IB PR

[untold light]

Yeah, now read the rest of the sentence

[leaden arrow]

Wait

This game is difficult?

[visual mountain]

[ripe aspen]

they just started the game

[jagged tendon]

I did but they're some of the best not just remotely

[untold light]

It was last week, but they nerfed the only challenge they've put in since like... forever

[leaden arrow]

I mean I guess the corrosion six rainbow abyssal zone was pretty difficult

[untold light]

Yeah Fdg is very strong. DR though, good luck

[frail bone]

good IB ships that are not PR: Z1 Z23 Z46 Bismarck Graf Zeppelin Zeppy Heinrich Leipzig Nurnberg

[jagged tendon]

Bp grind hell

Would put Tirp and Scharn too imo

[leaden arrow]

That makes sense. But she does have Enterprise

[jagged tendon]

They're arent awful

[frail bone]

i forgot about Tirpitz

[leaden arrow]

Wait a she

[frail bone]

i dont really use her and im also sleepy

[leaden arrow]

He

[frail bone]

but yeah

without PR u can barely survive

[ripe aspen]

just use they

[untold light]

[jagged tendon]

Honestly AL is only "difficult" for me cause im a lazy cunt so my ships arent that leveled or arent that good

[untold light]

wat the

[arctic hawk]

Y'really like Hane Ame, don't you.

[leaden arrow]

Damn

[arctic hawk]

Turns out he does.

[jagged tendon]

[untold light]

just use zi

[frail bone]

but yeah

[frail bone]

i will stop being toxic

its just...

[leaden arrow]

[brisk plaza]

I am trolling in Mlbb wrong pic got sent

[leaden arrow]

It’s back

[frail bone]

this event really got me triggered

[arctic hawk]

I hate the fact I can recognise that game just by the profile UI.

[untold light]

oh no is that

[arctic hawk]

MLBB

[untold light]

shadowman

[arctic hawk]

Mobile Legends: Bang Bang

[untold light]

what a name

[arctic hawk]

Not Shadowman, no.

[jagged tendon]

[frail bone]

sorry for the rant

[arctic hawk]

It's fine. I've learned to ignore it when it happens.

[cobalt wyvern]

@ripe aspen fox mines moment

[untold light]

Why are you triggered

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

Verd is a closet Tierlister.

[jagged tendon]

Cause devs keep fucking kms just because

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

Hello, Kojatro. That's your new name. Enjoy.

[leaden arrow]

Chinese Game but the Japanese are borderline op. Makes you think

[untold light]

Why it's always kms players

just enjoy the waifus, they're nice

[jagged tendon]

I do

[frail bone]

my opinions on ships are not based on tierlists

[arctic hawk]

Hence the closet.

[brisk plaza]

Don't you have any work to be done or grinding too free

[arctic hawk]

Butt ye, I agree. Just pick a waifu or 6 and have fun.

[arctic hawk]

Already done my daily crap, I'm watching Asmongold.

[jagged tendon]

Dont need to think that hard considering the best chinese ship in game is mostly japanese

[untold light]

Like, KMS will suck regardless, just enjoy the fact that you got Heinrich one of the cutest shipgirl of the game that don't wear pantsu

[leaden arrow]

Yeaaaahhh, buttttt

[arctic hawk]

Long Island's cuter.

[untold light]

I mean I wouldn't disagree but Heinrich is kinda up there....

[versed terrace]

[frail bone]

the reason im "triggered" is cuz i wanted to use Zeppelin on mob and Strasser on Boss

im not even trully triggered im just tired

[arctic hawk]

No one's stopping you.

[frail bone]

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

I intended to make a bossing KMS fleet but ended up making a mobbing one instead.

Bismarck, Tirpitz, Graf Zeppelin
Roon, Z23, Eugen

[frail bone]

i kinda got used to being shitted by the devs

[jagged tendon]

Tf, why does Kataro's reply have a @

Discord on something

[leaden arrow]

jUsT uSe anOthEr fActiOn LoL

[arctic hawk]

wat

[jagged tendon]

One moment

[arctic hawk]

Is biloxi event-only?

[untold light]

Yes

Maid thing, where you get Dido

[arctic hawk]

Oh, for fuck's sake.

[jagged tendon]

No other reply has it near the name

[arctic hawk]

Thought I was done with the banner.

Because Kojatro's special.

[jagged tendon]

Daily discord stroke

[versed terrace]

[untold light]

You're missing one of the best, yikes

[frail bone]

i never thought on that

[versed terrace]

[leaden arrow]

Eh?

[arctic hawk]

What's her timer?

[versed terrace]

I slept for 3 hours

[untold light]

I don't know, wiki it

[arctic hawk]

/wiki biloxi

[leaden arrow]

Bridal Z23

Azur Lane Wiki

Multiple results found

https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/Biloxi
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/Biloxi/Quotes
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/Biloxi/Gallery

Jan 3, 2021, 11:31 PM

[arctic hawk]

1:25

oboy

[versed terrace]

[untold light]

Never understood why people care about timers

[leaden arrow]

It’s just excitement that’s all

[jagged tendon]

To know if they have a chance to get who they want

[arctic hawk]

So I know whether to be angry or glad if I see a speciffic timer pop up.

[versed terrace]

The 1:25 timer lmaooooo

Gl getting her

[untold light]

Well I find it to be the opposite, if you get the timer you're waiting for, it almost spoils the thing. But that's subjective I guess

[frail bone]

those 3 fleets are just there to be used as decor

[arctic hawk]

Weser #3.

[frail bone]

im just a dumb wehraboo player

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

Aaand, out of coins.

Thanks, RNG.

[hot moat]

[leaden arrow]

Yeah, the problem is that iron blood just doesn’t have enough ships

Or good ones

[jagged tendon]

Im really fucking bored

[arctic hawk]

Fucking hell...

[leaden arrow]

But hey. hiStoRicALLy acCurAte

[woven marsh]

I rarely look at the timers

Cos y’know

Instabuild

[versed terrace]

[jagged tendon]

I only know them when Choco posts the message before the event

[frail bone]

i only care about timers when im below 100 cubes

[untold light]

And if you don't get the timer you want, you just get depressed for the next 10 rolls, gosh I wouldn't want that. At least I can hope until the last build

[woven marsh]

They are always pinned in gph

[jagged tendon]

I would rather kms than enter gph

[versed terrace]

[frail bone]

i only enter there sometimes

but i dont talk with anyone directly

[versed terrace]

Feel like that's the most useful piece of info there

[hot moat]

Well that was a close call

[untold light]

Not enough ships btw

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

:spootflex: when

[hot moat]

Nero asking the real questions

[woven marsh]

login to a game you don’t care about and haven’t played in a year

Why am I lucky everywhere but AL?

[frail bone]

now filter the only good ships out of them

[versed terrace]

[untold light]

How is that lucky, that's a dude

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

[versed terrace]

Missed clicked

[frail bone]

https://tenor.com/view/what-seriously-gosh-omg-owl-gif-16410375

[versed terrace]

[untold light]

Here

[versed terrace]

[frail bone]

[arctic hawk]

[untold light]

Meanwhile, superior baguette engineering

[frail bone]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/415872267038490626/720733872685580388/tenor.gif

[jagged tendon]

La Galissoniere not getting attention is a crime

[versed terrace]

Just give me dunkerque and I'll be fine

[jagged tendon]

Only have one and not giving away donut wife

[cobalt wyvern]

@arctic hawk ironically the one ship I don't have there (besides event ships) is Southampton

[untold light]

PR4 French DR please

[cobalt wyvern]

out of the 1:25:00s

[frail bone]

i will just go cry in a corner

cya

[leaden arrow]

Dunkerque is t r a s h. Richelieu is a much better waifu

[frail bone]

🚯

[jagged tendon]

Say sike rn

[untold light]

Richelieu is a very stronk waifu, but sorry Dunkerque is really up there

[hot moat]

[cobalt wyvern]

@leaden arrow just be thankful that IB has that many "big" ships

gives more spotlight to cancelled designs

[leaden arrow]

Big is not always better

[cobalt wyvern]

yeah but better than 90% of the faction being DDs

[jagged tendon]

Algérie, Dunk and Surcouf = best baguettes

[arctic hawk]

Dunkerque is also softer than Richelieu.

[cobalt wyvern]

not catholic

can't waifu richy

[untold light]

You can if you're god

[cobalt wyvern]

do i look like god to you?

[untold light]

no

[leaden arrow]

Just become one

Start your own religion

[cobalt wyvern]

Snailism

[untold light]

Oi

[leaden arrow]

How can I get into the church of Snailism

[cobalt wyvern]

adopt a pet snail

[leaden arrow]

Fuck, I let mine go years ago

[untold light]

they always die...

[leaden arrow]

That too

[cobalt wyvern]

bad snailist

[jagged tendon]

Ah yes snail religion to marry a french

[leaden arrow]

Indeed

[arctic hawk]

Don't the french eat snails?

[jagged tendon]

Yes

[leaden arrow]

Please savor me Richelieu~~

[cobalt wyvern]

that too

[leaden arrow]

😳

[hot moat]

If it works, it isn't stupid

[jagged tendon]

Portuguese too

[woven marsh]

AL trolls me at this point

[cobalt wyvern]

am Snail

can't waifu richy

[woven marsh]

I don’t even play AK

Why I am getting 6 stars

[leaden arrow]

@cobalt wyvern let her savor you

[woven marsh]

Fuck off

[arctic hawk]

Time to start.

[cobalt wyvern]

spell it with the u you barbarian

[woven marsh]

I used to but the game is boring

[untold light]

AK gacha is way harder than AL though, so I'd consider myself lucky

[leaden arrow]

@cobalt wyvern ok u barbarian

[cobalt wyvern]

ok u barbarian

[woven marsh]

Well fuck

That just really means AL hates me

[arctic hawk]

A normal conversation in Lex-general.

[leaden arrow]

Yeah

[woven marsh]

Normal
Lex General

Pick one

[cobalt wyvern]

unironically I'll probably need to get Southampton via the wishing well @arctic hawk

[arctic hawk]

Yes.

[leaden arrow]

This chat is very laid back compared to #gameplay-help

[versed terrace]

Not really

It's not up to that level yet

[versed terrace]

[jagged tendon]

Kroto complaining about life, Verd triggered, Nero trolling, the others doing jackshit... yup normal day

[cobalt wyvern]

ugh fine

I guess you are my little nanoda

come here

[arctic hawk]

Hello, Botan.

[frail bone]

inb4 kroto also gets W

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

He did.

[untold light]

wat, how is that Botan

[jagged tendon]

Thats adorable

[cobalt wyvern]

I'm Cappu's little nanoda

[untold light]

See Botan in Heinrich, Artemis in the stupid sub.
???

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

And Gura

[jagged tendon]

[versed terrace]

I can kinda see botan

[untold light]

She has so many expressions, and only cute ones

[cobalt wyvern]

Prinz "I feel the powah" Heinrich

Admiral "Huh???" Hipper

[jagged tendon]

Big pp (prinz powah) energy

[untold light]

What is wotah

[arctic hawk]

wotah in za faya why

[leaden arrow]

Wtf her chest is still hanging in that chibi

[untold light]

not understandooo

[cobalt wyvern]

Prinz "my turn to have a taste of you" Eugen

[arctic hawk]

Prinz "Where the bitch go" Eugen

[untold light]

A moment of silence for the bitch

[cobalt wyvern]

Peter "I'm not Nyotengu I swear" Strasser

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

Second copy of this whatever

Where are my event ships AL

yostar pls

[untold light]

gnnngnnnn unlucky

[cobalt wyvern]

Hello, I'm Weedy from Rhode Island's Engine

[woven marsh]

YOSTAR

[cobalt wyvern]

Hello @woven marsh

[untold light]

Ak is also Yostar

[woven marsh]

I know

Hence why I am complaining

[cobalt wyvern]

Hello

I'm

[woven marsh]

Hi @cobalt wyvern

[untold light]

Well... they still giving you shit on AK so they're not that mean to you

maybe

[cobalt wyvern]

I'm @cobalt wyvern

[woven marsh]

I don’t play AK

I literally opened it before deleting

[untold light]

rip the 6* waifus

[cobalt wyvern]

ok no more weed

[untold light]

bad dokutah

[cobalt wyvern]

only Ido

[woven marsh]

What waifus

[cobalt wyvern]

naming her Prinz Henrich was a mistake

considering the comments

[untold light]

Nearl and Meteorite 👌

[versed terrace]

Excuse me wat.

"all heals will be converted into dmg"

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[untold light]

yes

[dapper plank]

[untold light]

So don't heal

[arctic hawk]

Reverse-heal.

[untold light]

[versed terrace]

I just noticed that

[untold light]

I mean, don't damage yourself

[versed terrace]

[untold light]

[leaden arrow]

You have to boost your tactical adaptability to at least 180

[arctic hawk]

If you got a healer ship, you're fucked.

[leaden arrow]

Or around that range

For the effect to go away

[cobalt wyvern]

death

[versed terrace]

[untold light]

Ah yes AL comments, bottled cringe

[versed terrace]

173/152/189

[cobalt wyvern]

Prinz Eugen comment section @untold light

[leaden arrow]

Wait a second

No I’m wrong

Ignore what I said earlier

[versed terrace]

[leaden arrow]

That’s just one of the bosses’s perks. Nothing you can do about it

Just don’t heal lol

[versed terrace]

It's as long as the boss is alive

[versed terrace]

So lol

[cobalt wyvern]

the academy of athens

[leaden arrow]

Therefore you kill it

[arctic hawk]

Eugen
loli

[versed terrace]

Time to switch gear ig

[untold light]

We fought on the beaches for that

[cobalt wyvern]

yes

the good ending

[versed terrace]

Dishwashers and torps pls

[leaden arrow]

Remember kids. Your grandpa probably fought against the people who built this ship, but now she’s back from the grave and poisoning your generation

[versed terrace]

[hot moat]

[untold light]

I mean if she was like this back then, most grandpas would have surrendered

[versed terrace]

[leaden arrow]

TRUE

Why didn’t hitler just make ship girls IRL

[versed terrace]

[jagged tendon]

An army of 1k lolis commercial raiding the british

[untold light]

Sabaton would be singing about lolis

what a dream

[versed terrace]

[untold light]

I expected a gnome

not quite so far off

[versed terrace]

Kill me now

[fossil cape]

[leaden arrow]

You’re having fun

I can really tell

[untold light]

I know that feeling, happens to me way too often

[versed terrace]

Why

Rng y

Gimme more plates pls

[frail bone]

im back

[woven marsh]

sigh

Hi back!

I’m Kroto

[frail bone]

i took a nap

[visual mountain]

[cobalt wyvern]

yay

[frail bone]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/630553822036623370/764875458906423338/gm_arknights201011.gif

[cobalt wyvern]

SUPER RSR

[leaden arrow]

What

Oh

Nice

[frail bone]

still more 4 to go

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/732805239983571004.gif?v=1

[visual mountain]

Gummy dies

[frail bone]

@woven marsh what is your opinion about this new event?

lol

i just checked GPH

and its a entire circus there

[cobalt wyvern]

I'm finishing the season as Admiral

[cobalt wyvern]

pretty good ngl

managed to clinch Top 100 before season reset

[frail bone]

nice

im just chilling and MLB my event ships

so i can get the new portrait

🐌

[fossil cape]

my Nürnberg is almost 70, after reset goes another x10 for Strasser

and almost done with Hipper's questline

[frail bone]

i havent started Hipper questline yet

[fossil cape]

After her it's probably gotta be Émile or Le Triomphant

[hazy kayak]

@fossil cape

[frail bone]

when you are out of ideas for the game and recycle skills to turn them even worse

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415872267038490626/795462865321984030/unknown.png

[woven marsh]

I’m super unlucky so i hate it

[frail bone]

dont worry you still have 10 days

how many ships you are missing from the pool?

[jagged tendon]

2am crappy made meme but screw it

[hazy kayak]

lol

[versed terrace]

It's a decent one

I like it

Look at trento in the corner

[frail bone]

shes alone...

as aways...

[cobalt wyvern]

my classmate apparently quit Discord and now solely communicates with me through AL chat

[fossil cape]

[frail bone]

[cobalt wyvern]

he wants to "* * * * me in the * * *"

[frail bone]

[fossil cape]

k... Le Triomphant is next

[jagged tendon]

Tree un fan has a quest too?

[cobalt wyvern]

I told him that I already have all the event ships @frail bone

and he said that I only have them because I simped for them

whatever that means

[frail bone]

[versed terrace]

[versed terrace]

Lmao

It's so bad

Y is he using it

[cobalt wyvern]

because he literally has no other way of communicating with me @versed terrace

since he "quit discord"

[leaden arrow]

No iMessages?

[cobalt wyvern]

nope

we don't use apple stuff @leaden arrow

and he won't give me his number for WhatsApp

[leaden arrow]

Bruh

[versed terrace]

What a true werhaboo

[cobalt wyvern]

his secretary is Eugen

[versed terrace]

Weak

What a normie

[leaden arrow]

Yeah that’s really normie

Using anything other than Eugen for Secretary tbh

[cobalt wyvern]

@versed terrace @leaden arrow not even because wehrb

it's due to pure coomer energy

he also said that he wants to be "more op than you" (referring to me)

he's level 50, so best of luck

[leaden arrow]

Op?

Bro

He’s got a lot of work to do then

[versed terrace]

Bruh

[cobalt wyvern]

I'm anything but OP tbh

[versed terrace]

Correct him

[cobalt wyvern]

I just replied with "good luck with that"

[versed terrace]

He doesn't want to fall into the meta hole

Meta is bad

[cobalt wyvern]

he's too into Eugen to be a meta tryhard tbh

[versed terrace]

:put_litter_in_its_place:

Waifu is where it's at

[cobalt wyvern]

he also told me he wants to get Drake

[versed terrace]

Good for him

Tell him he's gonna get her after pr 5

[cobalt wyvern]

and I'm like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhckuhUxcgA

I mean he's making good progress

he got his first PR, Neptune

[versed terrace]

What's your drake grind fleet

[cobalt wyvern]

same as Cheshire's

[versed terrace]

Hm

[cobalt wyvern]

Jav, Leander and Achilles

buffed by QE

[versed terrace]

I should use qe backline but

[cobalt wyvern]

I use QE and only QE

[versed terrace]

[versed terrace]

Scrapped leander and achilles so I don't have em

[rotund pelican]

Finally manage to find a friend chungus

Yay

[versed terrace]

[cobalt wyvern]

Leander is cheap to use

Achilles isn't as cheap

[versed terrace]

Meh

It's all spent oil anyways

So

[cobalt wyvern]

Javelin isn't cheap but she deals damage when needed

[versed terrace]

Doesn't really matter

[cobalt wyvern]

all-in-all

[versed terrace]

Hah....

[cobalt wyvern]

this fleet costs 40 oil to sortie

[versed terrace]

Lol

[cobalt wyvern]

compare it with my main fleet

which costs 73 oil

[versed terrace]

Mines 47

[cobalt wyvern]

why do all the rookies get U-81

yet I don't have her

even he got U-81

[versed terrace]

[leaden arrow]

I feel like Rookies have better luck

[versed terrace]

Got u 81 pretty early on I believe

[versed terrace]

[leaden arrow]

Idk, seems that way

[versed terrace]

My noob life was pretty bad

[leaden arrow]

New players barely have any cubes, but they still get tons of 5 stars

[cobalt wyvern]

true

[versed terrace]

[leaden arrow]

My sister literally got 5 essexes when she started playing

[versed terrace]

Is splurging 9k oil a good idea?

[leaden arrow]

What are you using it on

[versed terrace]

Event and drake grind

[leaden arrow]

It’s probably fine

[versed terrace]

Good

[leaden arrow]

You get oil back pretty fast too

[versed terrace]

Cause I'm almost done splurging that much

[cobalt wyvern]

I feel lucky

getting Graf Spee like

a week after starting to play AL

[versed terrace]

When did I get graf

[leaden arrow]

I don’t even have her

[versed terrace]

[cobalt wyvern]

I've heard of people slaving away in stages to get her

[leaden arrow]

Yeah fuck that

I’m not doing that

[cobalt wyvern]

the fox mines yo

[versed terrace]

She's not a stage drop tho

I swear she's not a stage drop

Tell me if I'm wrong

But she's not a stage drop

[cobalt wyvern]

wow she really isn't

so yeah

I've heard of people really trying to get her

[versed terrace]

[leaden arrow]

Why though

I understand that people want to collect

But you know, dockspace is precious at least for F2P

the whales do whatever the hell they want

[versed terrace]

[cobalt wyvern]

I bought gems

now I have 420 dock space

[versed terrace]

[cobalt wyvern]

enough dock space for 10 thousand years

[versed terrace]

I have like 240

[cobalt wyvern]

I still keep around 700 gems

[versed terrace]

[cobalt wyvern]

for emergency purposes

[leaden arrow]

Bruhhhh

I’m at 294, but only have 5 free space

[versed terrace]

[fossil cape]

Order i've got my subs

Currently 2008 gems

[cobalt wyvern]

oh yeah

[leaden arrow]

You whales

[cobalt wyvern]

I put Enterprise in my dorm @versed terrace

[leaden arrow]

I have 113 gems

[cobalt wyvern]

to fast track her to level 120

(she's on the verge of level 120)

[leaden arrow]

Sooner or later I need to start getting rid of my ships to save space

[cobalt wyvern]

she's gonna be my third level 120

[versed terrace]

Ur like 6 months in

[leaden arrow]

Wait

[versed terrace]

How and y ido

[cobalt wyvern]

I just don't use my main fleet for grinding a lot

[leaden arrow]

Imagine not having level 120s

[cobalt wyvern]

I have 2

[leaden arrow]

Who are they

[cobalt wyvern]

Warspite and Laffey

[versed terrace]

My first 120 was monarch lmao

[leaden arrow]

Mine was Hoid

Hood

[cobalt wyvern]

I wanna invest in Yukikaze, Belfast and San Diego after I'm done with Enterprise

my Hood is level 115

[leaden arrow]

Yukikaze the Great

[versed terrace]

Hoods at 116

[fossil cape]

Mine was Ryuuhou, currently 24 lv120

[cobalt wyvern]

I have the UR torpedo on her

at +8

and an SR torpedo

at +7

[leaden arrow]

Is it the black one

[cobalt wyvern]

yeah

[versed terrace]

I should get another ur torp

[leaden arrow]

I wish I had farmed more of those black torpedos

[versed terrace]

My phone is lagging pretty bad

Imma reset brb

[cobalt wyvern]

I expect Enterprise to hit level 120 at around 10-11 AM tomorrow

I used kweek mafs to calculate it

[leaden arrow]

Finally, a useful way for me to apply math in a real life situation

[cobalt wyvern]

one time me and Kroto calculated the estimated value of an AL coin

[leaden arrow]

How much

[cobalt wyvern]

while assuming that Oxy-cola costs as much as a Coca-cola

lemme find my post

1 USD = 23.5 AL coins @leaden arrow

[versed terrace]

Man

[cobalt wyvern]

conclusion: the AL world suffers from dangerous inflation

[versed terrace]

That was such a long time ago lol

[leaden arrow]

Ouch

[cobalt wyvern]

I also realized

that dorm tokens have no real value

since you can't compare them to any other currency

in AL

[versed terrace]

They don't in game as well

[cobalt wyvern]

you can't peg them to the oil value or the coin value

[versed terrace]

Worthless piece of coin

[leaden arrow]

Nah, they’re kind of like vouchers for certain restaurants

Not really worth anything outside

[versed terrace]

They have no worth

[fossil cape]

Also very roughly 4 coins = 1 chinese yuan

[cobalt wyvern]

the value of one gem is 1.35$

and "1 oil" = 0.135$

what the fuck is wrong with the AL economy

[fossil cape]

[versed terrace]

It's the only one we know and love

[cobalt wyvern]

you know it's bad

[versed terrace]

[cobalt wyvern]

when the Mexican Peso is a stronger currency

than the AL coin

[versed terrace]

[leaden arrow]

Mexico too op

Yostar add the Taco Fleet to the game

[versed terrace]

[cobalt wyvern]

talking about Mexico

[fossil cape]

adds the oil tankers that got sunk by u-boats

[versed terrace]

[leaden arrow]

Yes they’re op

[cobalt wyvern]

they're too strong

[fossil cape]

the most they had at the time of WW2 was a coastal defense ship given by Brazil

[versed terrace]

Even the ships want to leave brazil

[fossil cape]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_coastal_defense_ship_Deodoro

[leaden arrow]

So what. This thing could’ve destroyed the entire United States Navy at its peak

[versed terrace]

[leaden arrow]

Yostar add this shit to Azur Lane and make it PR 2737491737

[versed terrace]

[cobalt wyvern]

@versed terrace @leaden arrow I have several questions

[leaden arrow]

The chad Philippines

[cobalt wyvern]

the most interesting part

is all the horniest results

are concentrated in SE Asia

[leaden arrow]

Of course

They are very horny people

[cobalt wyvern]

yeah

[leaden arrow]

This is what happens when you’re situated under China, South Korea, and Japan

The horniness trickles down and accumulates in these countries

[cobalt wyvern]

trickle-down horny

[leaden arrow]

Yup

Imagine trickle down economics

But horny

[cobalt wyvern]

yes

[versed terrace]

[cobalt wyvern]

makes sense now

[versed terrace]

Now

[fossil cape]

Going a bit down the rabbit hole, this was the mexican navy in 1940

[versed terrace]

Search australia

[cobalt wyvern]

@versed terrace @leaden arrow

[cobalt wyvern]

compare it with 0.135$ in AL

[leaden arrow]

Oh my god

[versed terrace]

Tbf

[leaden arrow]

Oil is so fucking expensive then

[versed terrace]

When looking at the amount of oil ppl have

You would expect that lmao

[cobalt wyvern]

the sirens killed so many people that the demand for oil decreased dramatically

so the oil producing nations are selling it at a cheaper price

that's my theory

[versed terrace]

No, there's just too much oil in the market

[leaden arrow]

Would’ve won the war easily

[versed terrace]

You have like 20k right

[fossil cape]

[cobalt wyvern]

of AL economics

[fossil cape]

a gunboat pulling a Laffey on a capital ship

[cobalt wyvern]

damn it sent it late

[versed terrace]

Very proud of you ido

[leaden arrow]

Why is this even a contest. Do you really think the USN’s TF-58 could destroy one Mexican oil tanker?

[versed terrace]

[leaden arrow]

Hell no

[versed terrace]

I have one thing to say to you @leaden arrow

[leaden arrow]

The Mexican oil tank is the Bob Semple of Mexico

[versed terrace]

[leaden arrow]

Simply invinsicle

[cobalt wyvern]

Akashi owns the WTO

[leaden arrow]

Invincible

[versed terrace]

[cobalt wyvern]

and fucks everything up

[leaden arrow]

Turns out that Hitler was trying to stop Akashi from stealing our wealth during the war

[versed terrace]

[cobalt wyvern]

he failed horribly

considering everything

[leaden arrow]

Yes

[versed terrace]

I think he failed spectacularly

[cobalt wyvern]

an oath ring costs 810$

[versed terrace]

Cheeeeeeaaaaaaaaap

[versed terrace]

[cobalt wyvern]

Akashi is generous

like, super generous

[versed terrace]

One win under our belt

[fossil cape]

this thing with its 102mm main gun learning from Laffey

[cobalt wyvern]

when you inflate the currency but decrease the prices

stonks

[leaden arrow]

Stonks

Big brain economics

[versed terrace]

[cobalt wyvern]

galaxy brain economics

[leaden arrow]

We gotta teach this in schools

[cobalt wyvern]

"just make things not expensive, nya"

Akashinomics

buying a party dress for Essex costs 1620$

close enough

[frail bone]

u can just not marry

marrying means nothing nowdays anyway

and if divorce comes you are fucked cuz u are a man

[cobalt wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/767884983372611634/unknown.png a light build costs 71$

@versed terrace @leaden arrow

[edgy marsh]

womxn's law

more like the womxn can fuck off anytime and cuck you law

[frail bone]

its actually funny u know

cuz woman have alot of privileges that men doenst have

[cobalt wyvern]

a heavy/special build costs 137$

[edgy marsh]

its a leftover cuck law from the bri'ish

[cobalt wyvern]

yo bitch about women somewhere else I'm talking economics

and m a t h

[edgy marsh]

i wonder why the birth rate is dropping