lexington-general

[jagged tendon]

Ok now I cant say it

[arctic hawk]

Hi, bored.

[jagged tendon]

Feliz ano novo, you fuckers

[dapper plank]

[arctic hawk]

Ew, spanish.

[frail bone]

você também seu fodido

[jagged tendon]

Spanish

[leaden arrow]

@dapper plank

[arctic hawk]

Ew, more spanish.

[hazy kayak]

https://twitter.com/horistarw/status/1344796556013096960?s=19

happy new year from my wife and her older sister

[hot moat]

You just had to say it

[frail bone]

du know if that is happy or sad...

[hazy kayak]

this new year will be a happy one

[frail bone]

doubt

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/630553822036623370/778268374651371530/krs_arknights201117.gif

[rugged steppe]

So how meta are prinz Heinrich and peter strasser?

[hazy kayak]

not meta

[arctic hawk]

Hiryuu is more META than those two.

[frail bone]

Heinrich is top tier

strasser is uhhh

your average SSR CV

[versed terrace]

Still got 5 hours and 46 min for me

[arctic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjTZoKj3gEE

[frail bone]

Heinrich ghost gun

deals 24x4 dmg

plus it has 100% mods in all types of armor

and scales with FP

[versed terrace]

Pretty dreary day

Raining for like 36 hours now

Couldn't bike

[frail bone]

basically a upgraded TbtsK

[leaden arrow]

F

[versed terrace]

Chrono

[leaden arrow]

It's 7am over here

[versed terrace]

I...

[leaden arrow]

Net died

Smh

[versed terrace]

I want hugs now

[frail bone]

new year

[leaden arrow]

Heeeeehh, finally succombs huh

[frail bone]

and horny already?

[leaden arrow]

[frail bone]

[versed terrace]

[leaden arrow]

Can't be horni

[versed terrace]

[leaden arrow]

Cus this

[frail bone]

1.0kbps

[leaden arrow]

Smh, spent the entire night malding

[frail bone]

[arctic hawk]

1 KB/s

What the fuck, man.

[frail bone]

its 1998 all again

[leaden arrow]

Like wtf, everything else works

[arctic hawk]

Breh, you need to slap some sense into someone.

[leaden arrow]

It goes down to 800bytes lul

[arctic hawk]

Steam really doesn't want you to play Terraria.

[leaden arrow]

Dunno man, that's not even ancient speed

[leaden arrow]

They are being racist to Terrarians

[arctic hawk]

Steam be like "Play a real game"

[versed terrace]

[leaden arrow]

[versed terrace]

[leaden arrow]

And on another note, I got a call from a friend saying that a motorcycle exploded in front of his house

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

It's a boy!

[dapper plank]

[leaden arrow]

2021 looking good already lol

[arctic hawk]

Indeed.

[versed terrace]

[dapper plank]

[leaden arrow]

[versed terrace]

[jagged tendon]

Should have told the owner to buy a real firework rocket

[leaden arrow]

It's a DIY firework with above average "explosion"

[versed terrace]

[leaden arrow]

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

Ever been so bored you contemplate sleeping early?

[leaden arrow]

Happens often to me, yeah

I mostly sleep because I am bored

[arctic hawk]

Neat.

2:25 and I'm out of things to do.

[leaden arrow]

Must be nice being a sloth, just sleeps all day

How about laying down on bed while you listen to some soothing music ?

[arctic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NBl9NXBT3g
soothing music

[jagged tendon]

Rly a destroyer on both fleets

Im using a tea fleet ffs

[leaden arrow]

https://youtu.be/yJDBmP9Mexk

Try that instead

[arctic hawk]

Not in a Sabaton mood.

I also don't like that particular tune.

[leaden arrow]

Hmmm....

How about some weeb stuff ?

[arctic hawk]

Nah, those keep me awake.

[leaden arrow]

Hmmm

[arctic hawk]

Actual soothing music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKnEQnvFdr8

[leaden arrow]

Asmr ?

[visual mountain]

[jagged tendon]

Go with the good old reliable, relaxing ww1 sounds

[arctic hawk]

I hate ASMR.

I hate the sound of saliva clicking.

I hate the sound of packaging.

I don't find whispering in the ear sexy.

[visual mountain]

Or cleaning

Ear cleaning asmr

[leaden arrow]

https://youtu.be/vni5jjW2wX8

This ?

[arctic hawk]

You didn't even listen to Hyperblast Redux.

[leaden arrow]

That's the kind of asmr I am into, brrrrtt

[frail bone]

did devs fixed the CV bug already?

[slim fulcrum]

Don’t think so

[frail bone]

how im supposed to farm xp now

[visual mountain]

Gib new years banner

[cobalt wyvern]

level 94 🕺

[arctic hawk]

Congrats

[woven marsh]

I find it invasive

[arctic hawk]

||I'm almost 95||

[arctic hawk]

Whisper in my year, that's a gulag'in.

[cobalt wyvern]

@arctic hawk rule of nature: you'll always be one level ahead of me

and I'll always be 5 or 6 levels ahead of Kataro

[woven marsh]

Damn you are one old motherfucker

[woven marsh]

And I will always be awake at 4am

[arctic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0

[cobalt wyvern]

don't insult old people like that @woven marsh

[arctic hawk]

One of my favorite lines of all time is "Beware the old man in a profession where people die young."

[woven marsh]

Is Azur Lane a profession

[arctic hawk]

For me, or for you?

[cobalt wyvern]

professional waifu collector

[dapper plank]

one of my friends said bomb the planes with my bomber

[arctic hawk]

And you didn't instantly obey?

What kind of friend are you

[arctic hawk]

Pokemon, but with boats.
Boats, but they're girls.

[cobalt wyvern]

yes

[arctic hawk]

So, basically, Moemon.

If you know what Moemon is, it's too late, you're already in too deep in the weeb hole.

[cobalt wyvern]

but if you only collect Sakura ships

then it's just Pokemon

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

Time for old ass-jokes

Hey guys

I have been trying to clear D3 for a year now and haven’t done that

[arctic hawk]

ha...ha?

[woven marsh]

Yes

Thank you

[arctic hawk]

Was that me?

[hazy kayak]

D3EZ NUTS

[arctic hawk]

'Casue I don't need peeps making jokes about me, I'm perfectly able to make a fool of myself.

Ergo, this assumption that joke was about me.

[hazy kayak]

was it?

[woven marsh]

That was not a joke by the way

[hazy kayak]

have you tried b3

[arctic hawk]

aaa, what

Kroto can't clear B3?

[frail bone]

Kroto still awake huh

[arctic hawk]

I, uhh...cleared A1 through B3 using only Spoot and San Diego.

[woven marsh]

What B3

[frail bone]

btw i discovered a way to farm Steam Catapults

[woven marsh]

I found a way to KMS

[frail bone]

[leaden arrow]

Yo he joined the kriegsmarine

[woven marsh]

I have enough ships for that

[leaden arrow]

[frail bone]

Heinrich go bRRR

[arctic hawk]

Dang, I assumed Kroto was like, 10x the better fleet maker and gear distributer I was.

[hazy kayak]

lv15 hiryuu meta request sent

[arctic hawk]

Been out of daily attempts since last year.

[sleek crest]

happy new year folks

[arctic hawk]

🍾

[leaden arrow]

Still two hours to midnight here

But happy new year

[arctic hawk]

🥂

[cobalt wyvern]

4 hours

[arctic hawk]

You get the idea.

[woven marsh]

If that makes you feel any better

[woven marsh]

It is four ay ehm

Too late

[arctic hawk]

oye, good point.

It's 3 am.

Might wanna hit the hay.

[woven marsh]

Also guess the name of the toilet brand at the place I am staying

[arctic hawk]

The Loo.

[fossil cape]

6 hours

[frail bone]

22pm here

[woven marsh]

22

Pm

[arctic hawk]

military time
PM

[woven marsh]

Choose one

[arctic hawk]

Breh, choose one.

[frail bone]

22:09 PM

[woven marsh]

calling normal time - military

[leaden arrow]

Longest day ever

[woven marsh]

Military is 2200

[visual mountain]

[arctic hawk]

24 hour reading is called military time.

[visual mountain]

1 3 star

[frail bone]

i use 24h all the time

[visual mountain]

Kms

[frail bone]

lul

[arctic hawk]

Then why add pm/am to it?

[fossil cape]

Probably lives in another planet

[woven marsh]

Nobody cares about what Americans say

[leaden arrow]

Freedom units

[hazy kayak]

delete ameriFATs

[arctic hawk]

What's an "Americans"?

[woven marsh]

American’t

[leaden arrow]

Tbh I'm used to "normal" time

[frail bone]

i mean

[woven marsh]

Unless they are thicc shipgirls

[frail bone]

we use it in south america too

[leaden arrow]

Let me guess

[woven marsh]

🅱️razil

[leaden arrow]

🅱️razil

[arctic hawk]

Nuke the entire 'merikan continent

[woven marsh]

[leaden arrow]

Hive mind

[woven marsh]

Nuke both American continents

Pls

[arctic hawk]

But spare Canada, they're cool.

[woven marsh]

And Brazil twice

[leaden arrow]

Thrice*

[woven marsh]

Using that one spare Canadian nuke

[arctic hawk]

Why stop at 3?

[cobalt wyvern]

yes I'm in Canada

I'm cool

[woven marsh]

Ah here we are

The toilet brand

I shit you not

[arctic hawk]

The Ido toilet.

[woven marsh]

The toilet is named Ido

[leaden arrow]

[cobalt wyvern]

a name fitting for a toilet

[arctic hawk]

Does it have a tally?

[cobalt wyvern]

no

[woven marsh]

So

[cobalt wyvern]

I was feeling generous that day

[arctic hawk]

"Pay me 5 coins to poop"

[woven marsh]

If Ido hoards coins

Does the Ido toilet hoard

[arctic hawk]

It's shitmoney.

[woven marsh]

Golden showers?

[cobalt wyvern]

if it's golden

then I probably hoard it

[arctic hawk]

Or, rather. Dirty money.

[cobalt wyvern]

who knows when I'll need 100 golden toilets

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

So you hoard golden showers

Noted

[arctic hawk]

Ido is Goldmember.

https://tenor.com/view/goldmember-austin-power-love-gold-gif-7399681

[cobalt wyvern]

nah gold sucks tbh

[arctic hawk]

You mean you don't want to turn your penis into a golden key?

[cobalt wyvern]

no

[arctic hawk]

Bono from U2?

[cobalt wyvern]

I actually want to be able to jerk off thank you

[arctic hawk]

He got a gold dick?

[woven marsh]

I havebt eveb dibs daijhes

Fuvh

[arctic hawk]

It's like I'm learning russian.

[woven marsh]

Autocorrect us idd ab i aj tieted

I forget daily

[arctic hawk]

Took me 5 readings, but I understood that.

[woven marsh]

I not do daily

I not do d three

[arctic hawk]

And the daily reset is in 6 hours.

[woven marsh]

Nekst year for some

[arctic hawk]

next year*

[woven marsh]

Fik yiu

I was durst

[arctic hawk]

"in a year" makes it sound like 365 days.

[woven marsh]

First

[visual mountain]

Cursed

Gold fdg mission

With cubes

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

I can take that Georgia and Seattle BP off your hands, if they're cursed.

[visual mountain]

I got better luck with a seattle purple mission

[arctic hawk]

Why would you ever spend cubes for research

[woven marsh]

Gold and purple are scam

Whale 🐋

[visual mountain]

Dev 12 fdg

[arctic hawk]

So?

What's the hurry?

[woven marsh]

K i die now bye

[arctic hawk]

RIP Kroto

See ya' tomorrow, Zombie Kroto.

He has a good point, though.

Sleep now.

[woven marsh]

Thank you forever

[visual mountain]

If i was in a hurry she would be atleast dev 25

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

[visual mountain]

Plus ive put her off because i was so busy with literally all other pr

[arctic hawk]

[visual mountain]

Bruh

[woven marsh]

[visual mountain]

I have more drake prints than both other ur pr combined

[woven marsh]

Idhs Kii ncd

[arctic hawk]

Ok, that's just a stroke in letter form.

[visual mountain]

Bruh

[arctic hawk]

[frail bone]

10 Mainz BPs remaining to dev 30

[leaden arrow]

I forgot dev30 needed 40 bps

My seattle still needs 30

[hazy kayak]

of course

[versed terrace]

[flint meadow]

high-efficiency bonus?

[fossil cape]

thing that doubles the rewards, affection+exp gain, oil consumption and mood drain

just a few runs

[frail bone]

hmm hello guys

00:02 am here

the world din't ended

[fossil cape]

20:02

[hasty kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/chin-cheng-hanji-gif-18435723

[slim fulcrum]

Nice translation

[dapper plank]

killing people in skywars for my bday

its noice

[frail bone]

[frail bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415872267038490626/794405967872655370/unknown.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415872267038490626/794405985690189844/unknown.png

its actually worse

can this game get even more cursed?

[visual mountain]

Bruh

[leaden arrow]

I was gonna say that's only material for the AP DD gun

But it's not even the same gun

[hazy kayak]

The final research of 2020

The result is...

Pretty good

[dapper plank]

[versed terrace]

2 hours left

[fossil cape]

At least what may have been my final PR3 rigging analysis of the year gave me 1 triple 234 print

[dapper plank]

for me its 5 hours and 40 mins..

[leaden arrow]

AL "soft locks" itself for a few seconds once it gets to the main screen

is this a bug or no?

[frail bone]

my editing skills are dogshit so dont mind the low quality

[cobalt wyvern]

happy 2021

🍾

oh wait I can't drink

🥤

[leaden arrow]

rip

[frail bone]

welp 2 am

gotta go

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/785563782268452884/662256346313523200.gif

[dapper plank]

2021 soon for me

in 4 hrs and 54 mins

also someone in the block was burning out their tires

[leaden arrow]

who would burn tires

they smell like shit when burned

[dapper plank]

ikr

[hazy kayak]

Happy New Year!

[leaden arrow]

happy new year!

[versed terrace]

43 min

[dapper plank]

sad im the only one on hawaii

[verbal talon]

senpoi is hawaii!?

[dry coyote]

Uhhhh

I watched akaga ryuusei hit

What is this

[dapper plank]

ofc i am

[dry coyote]

wild

I'll take the sirius xp ig

[fossil cape]

Ark not getting mvp despite nuking the boss with an Assault Carrier proc

[verbal talon]

[dry coyote]

is this present everywhere or just in the event

[dapper plank]

why u hit me

[kind heart]

Yes bulli

[tawdry orbit]

[kind heart]

[tawdry orbit]

[hasty kiln]

[versed terrace]

Happy new year

[kind heart]

[versed terrace]

[dapper plank]

3 hrs and 59 mins left

[slim fulcrum]

its present everywhere @dry coyote , all ships using aircraft are fucked in the #s department right now

[fossil cape]

56 minutes for me

[visual mountain]

Finally

New years for me

[hasty kiln]

no

you're going back to 2020

[visual mountain]

And i can't sleep

https://tenor.com/view/2020-2021-32-december-gif-19771679

[versed terrace]

[tawdry orbit]

cute Shinano dmg

[fossil cape]

10 minutes

[versed terrace]

[hazy kayak]

First research of 2021

off to a good start

7 prints left

[kind heart]

F for the Hiryuu

[versed terrace]

Gn folks and have a good start on 2020 part 2

[kind heart]

[hasty kiln]

[versed terrace]

Don't look at me like that botak sensei

[kind heart]

I just realized, I can use my Centaur to babysit my leveling vanguard in 12-4 without her getting mvp

[fossil cape]

My yearly cup of wine done

[dapper plank]

[sudden moss]

she a bish

[woven marsh]

[kind heart]

Looks normal

[hazy kayak]

My new (in)Decisive Wife

[woven marsh]

Shy Privateer

[hazy kayak]

She's adorable

[woven marsh]

Aable

[hazy kayak]

hm I guess it's time to fate sin monarch

[woven marsh]

Never abandon Monarch

I love this bug

[fossil cape]

Obviously the rest of the damage was done by manjuus

found a lv10 Hiryuu... she's gone

[dapper plank]

happy early new years in 17 mins

for me

[fossil cape]

First 2 hours into the year for me

[verbal talon]

[fossil cape]

Greeted by a thunderstorm

[verbal talon]

Stay in 2020, you pervert!

[dapper plank]

me no pervert

[verbal talon]

u is pervert

[woven marsh]

U is pervert

Also its been like 13 hours since 2020

Senpoi is 🐌

[dapper plank]

I got 9 mins

8 now

[woven marsh]

[dapper plank]

Ill be back in 8-7 mins

[leaden arrow]

how's 2021 so far

[woven marsh]

Same

I still have no event ships

[leaden arrow]

wait, you still don't have Strasser?

[dapper plank]

Welp time to do the AoT salute thing

3 mins

2 mins

Been a 1 min to 2021

Licc licc

[kind heart]

It's a self healing stronghold boss

[fossil cape]

[kind heart]

Richelieu gonna have to put in some work at the start of next battle

[leaden arrow]

What level

[kind heart]

Lvl 128

[leaden arrow]

I meant what stage

[kind heart]

Corrosion level?

Idk

[leaden arrow]

Oh, I thought that was an event map

[woven marsh]

stronghold

Happy new year senpoi

Let’s start this one with a bonk

[fossil cape]

[dapper plank]

ill take that bonk as my present for Dec. 31 and a new year bonk

[jagged tendon]

Yostar... why

[kind heart]

It's her pet name

||don't bonk me for the pun||

[jagged tendon]

Also got a 6th Nurn but still no Weser

[kind heart]

50 pulls, 0 strassar

[fossil cape]

[woven marsh]

Seriously how are y’all so good at the game?

[dapper plank]

probs luck?

i got 3 strassar

[leaden arrow]

I wasted all of my luck for 2021 just to get Prinz Heinrich

[woven marsh]

I got Pensacola

[dapper plank]

i got more money to spend on gems

[hot moat]

Whatchu gonna do with dem gems

[dapper plank]

skins

more docks

[jagged tendon]

Prinz in the game
Prinz making plans

[kind heart]

good?

[brisk plaza]

Okay who stole my luck (jk)

[kind heart]

who stole my luck
I can assure you it's not kroto

[woven marsh]

Fck yu

[brisk plaza]

Still no featured for me

[dapper plank]

[frail bone]

morning

[jagged tendon]

[ripe aspen]

POV: Colorado just stole Takao's MVP

[frail bone]

another crash

smh devs

fix your game

[woven marsh]

POV: CV damage still broken

Gonna exploit it

[frail bone]

still broken?

why

just why

[kind heart]

slaving away in pvp

[frail bone]

OK WTF

HOW

how Mainz did 11k dmg

i swear

its even more broken

[dapper plank]

Game broken?

[frail bone]

[dapper plank]

Oyasumi

[frail bone]

i will go out real quick

game is still lagging

for some reason

still broken tho

not stonks devs

idk why

but the lag got less worse

when i choose the 30 fps option

its not my PC problem

maybe AL did got worse in emulators

[sleek crest]

me on gacha rn

the cursed timers

[arctic hawk]

OPSiren has taught me that while my USS fleet does have both Enterprise and Intrepid in it(read: the DELET squad), my vanguard is about as tanky as a paper sheet.

[sleek crest]

[arctic hawk]

So allow me to ask for help with what ships I should use as the USS vanguard to be as tanky as the KMS one, or at least come close to it.

[sleek crest]

i dont know

my fleet is mostly royal

[kind heart]

Portland

Sandy off-tank

[arctic hawk]

There's only so much punishment Portland can take.

And for the sandwitch?

[kind heart]

She can take more than enough punishment

[kind heart]

Helena obviously

[arctic hawk]

KMS fleet can clear a map while the USS fleet falters 4 battles in.

[kind heart]

Levels, gears, skill levels and shit. there are many factors for it

[arctic hawk]

Right

You do have a point.

I have kinda' focused hard on making a good KMS fleet.

And it turns out I did.

too good.

[woven marsh]

Portland/Helena/Sandy is the default

Portland/Helena/Cleveland for damage

A 2nd CA like Brem works as well

[kind heart]

where's my Baltimore

[arctic hawk]

I currently have Portland, Laffey and Bremerton, in that order.

[woven marsh]

Where is MINE

Yostar where is my Ashen

[kind heart]

Laffey

[arctic hawk]

Imagine having Baltimore

[woven marsh]

I asked for Ashen rerun, not Ashen Ships

[kind heart]

They did give us budget Baltimore

[arctic hawk]

Baltimore muse?

[kind heart]

Yes lol

[arctic hawk]

Level 1, hue

[kind heart]

2020 was a bad year for USN in azur lane

[arctic hawk]

Only muse ships I've invested time into are Roon and Taihou.

Roon muse is 100, Taihou muse is 50-something.

[kind heart]

I did Roon muse and Dido muse

And Lusty muse too

[arctic hawk]

Imagie, if you will, Portland META. Angry that no one sees Indianapolis through her ||incestuous|| eyes, Portland goes Super Saiyan to enact her vengeance upon the world.

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

Also, gon' fight Chungus now. If y'all want a bite.

Requests sent.

[kind heart]

[frail bone]

i want to cri

[kind heart]

why?

[frail bone]

my game

is so laggy

feels good to play slideshow in guild boss

[arctic hawk]

@woven marsh come kill my rabbit

[woven marsh]

If it shows up

It doesn’t

And nobody kills mine

I feel like it has been bugged

[kind heart]

I love this skin so much

[arctic hawk]

@woven marsh Just de-select world and guild and mine should show up.

[woven marsh]

I did

[arctic hawk]

She deaded now :l

y u do dis, Kroto

y u hurt mi lik dis

[woven marsh]

It is always empty

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

I can't find yours either :l

wat to heck

[woven marsh]

I know right

I have been closing mine alone for the past few days

[arctic hawk]

I get some randos every now and then.

Got one during my 2nd rabbit.

Got 0 during my first.

[kind heart]

It's warcorgi hitting 120

[jagged tendon]

Let him be right and that it is her retro

[leaden arrow]

lol doesn't he know about operation siren

[frail bone]

he has no idea

[leaden arrow]

must've just logged in today

[jagged tendon]

He knows

You really cant make a relation with the name?

[frail bone]

i was about to say that

or hes extremely dumb or hes being extremely ironic

[kind heart]

Skönk meta 🦨

[ripe aspen]

Why are we still getting this loading screen

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

Why are you complaining, it's a nice loading screen.

'Sides, the halloween one is even older.

[ripe aspen]

I wasnt complaining but ok

[woven marsh]

Aurora meta

[arctic hawk]

start playing at 11
by 16:13, done with OPSiren
welp, time to do the dailies.

[woven marsh]

I haven’t started dailies

[arctic hawk]

[brisk plaza]

[kind heart]

[jagged tendon]

Relatable

[brisk plaza]

No friends 🤣

[arctic hawk]

Me, but with guild members

[jagged tendon]

Why didnt you join an existing guild?

[arctic hawk]

Why

[brisk plaza]

[jagged tendon]

Meant that for Nero

[brisk plaza]

I am in a guild

[arctic hawk]

[brisk plaza]

Joined saekano

[arctic hawk]

Both of you reacting to the facepalm for different reasons is

[jagged tendon]

Lmao

[brisk plaza]

[jagged tendon]

Created a mess

[arctic hawk]

Dunno why I expected anything less.

[visual mountain]

Working on leveling the hms cl aa skills

[kind heart]

which one?

[visual mountain]

The 2 maids who can use dd guns

And have retros

[arctic hawk]

What's Weser's build time?

[kind heart]

||1 quick finisher||
2:20:00

Same as Bogue

[visual mountain]

Blessed timer

[arctic hawk]

Bogue and Chaser

Motherf

[visual mountain]

[jagged tendon]

http://twitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/1345006204804710400

かえで (@yumesaki_kaede)

Happy New Year!

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Twitter · Jan 1, 2021, 1:57 PM

[brisk plaza]

I want all featured and enty friend belfest

[visual mountain]

Ive seen one of nelson

[arctic hawk]

Laffey is flat, that's

, too

[jagged tendon]

She's the ome who put the manjuus there

[arctic hawk]

o, them's manjuus

kek

[jagged tendon]

You thought those were real boobs?

Its making fun of Nimi's cow bikini from the manga

[brisk plaza]

[arctic hawk]

Well, since rylan's a Belsimp now, guess I'm officially moving on to Formidable.

Also, Little Bel

[kind heart]

I'm a Richelieu simp

[brisk plaza]

@arctic hawk i won't get belfast so easily tho 1:25 hour timer and a lot of units

[jagged tendon]

Was trying to add you guys as friends in game but really dont know your nicks besides Cappu and Kroto

[arctic hawk]

NeroDB

[jagged tendon]

Im a Nimi/Surcouf/Helena simp

[arctic hawk]

Roon, Formidable and Taihou(sometimes)

[kind heart]

captain fluffs
KrotoMax

[frail bone]

mine is VerdFear

[kind heart]

you're in Amagi right?

[frail bone]

if you want to add

[jagged tendon]

Besides yours

EN cant read strikes again

[visual mountain]

Im a sheep simp

https://tenor.com/view/watame-hololive-smirk-watame-smirk-gif-18313677

[arctic hawk]

Suffolk is cute, I agree.

[kind heart]

Suffolk is my first oath

[visual mountain]

2nd

[arctic hawk]

Pre or post retrofit?

[jagged tendon]

Isnt Suffolk a cow?

[arctic hawk]

Sheep

[visual mountain]

1st time was

[arctic hawk]

She gets lost a lot.

[visual mountain]

Yes

Suff stares at clouds

And is lazy

[jagged tendon]

I did Eugen -> Nimi -> Uni -> Sandy (cause fuck it she has an oath skin)

[arctic hawk]

She's also a good fisherlass.

[visual mountain]

Her oath line is literally her wanting to slack off

[arctic hawk]

I forgot the exact order, but I do remember Laffey was my first oath.

[visual mountain]

3 of my oaths are ijn

[arctic hawk]

Others include: Belfast, Eugen, Enterprise, Bismarck and Roon

[brisk plaza]

Yup

[visual mountain]

[arctic hawk]

oright, an Takao.

[frail bone]

i oathed Taihou Ajax Nimi Odin

[visual mountain]

I oathed sandy, suffolk, taco, ayanami, poi and hornet

[jagged tendon]

Surprised Taiho doesnt have an oath yet

[visual mountain]

Ikr

She has so much attention already

[hot moat]

[arctic hawk]

[jagged tendon]

[hot moat]

I oathed.. Warspite, no one else yet

[arctic hawk]

Good choic.

E

[jagged tendon]

[hot moat]

Epic letter

[visual mountain]

[hot moat]

E

[visual mountain]

Corgi

[hot moat]

[arctic hawk]

Corg
E

[visual mountain]

Corgie

[hot moat]

[arctic hawk]

Scottish accent: CORGEH

[jagged tendon]

Idk why but read that with Demoman's voice

[hot moat]

[frail bone]

im waiting for a IB oath skin

[hot moat]

Warspite oath skin when

[jagged tendon]

Already got 3 to choose from

[hot moat]

[arctic hawk]

an IB oath skin
Eugen
Z23

[jagged tendon]

FdG

[arctic hawk]

Ye, her too.

[frail bone]

not a fan of Eugen

already oathed nimi

FDG is too grindy

[arctic hawk]

Not a fan of Z23.

[frail bone]

[arctic hawk]

But I still know of her oath skin.

[hot moat]

Justtt one more level

[arctic hawk]

And then Fate Sim

[hot moat]

send help

[jagged tendon]

Tbh I was going to oath Ayaya instead of Sandy but she was far away from being 100 affection

[kind heart]

2 rainbow 120, 1 is about to be 120, Azuma still low leveled

[visual mountain]

Anyone got w

[hot moat]

[visual mountain]

[hot moat]

w

[jagged tendon]

W?

[arctic hawk]

not leveling up a Bulin from each rarity
Why even live

[visual mountain]

Yes

W

[arctic hawk]

He means W from AK.

[kind heart]

Bulins are 🚮

[visual mountain]

So are you

[jagged tendon]

Ah

[arctic hawk]

You're 🚮

[hot moat]

[frail bone]

no

its impossible

[kind heart]

Of course I'm 🚮

But I don't believe in bulin flexing because they're 🚮

[visual mountain]

Watch me get bad fgo rolls

[jagged tendon]

There's good fgo rolls?

[arctic hawk]

Every time not-Bofos says Bulins are 🚮 , god kills a puppy.

[frail bone]

AK banners are somewhat comparable to FGO

if you are hunting

a single character

[kind heart]

Bulins are 🚮

[frail bone]

for example W

[hot moat]

think of the puppies cappu

[frail bone]

the worst thing is that shes limited

[jagged tendon]

He's a cat person

[frail bone]

so u wont be able to get her

[kind heart]

God doesn't care for this shit, bulins are 🚮

[frail bone]

after the event ends

[brisk plaza]

Who will be next i wonder

[arctic hawk]

Look at items instead.

They're more useful than medal ships.

[jagged tendon]

Only ship I buy with medals are purins

Cause 15k merit takes a while to get

[brisk plaza]

I am luck is trash so yeet (jk)

[arctic hawk]

Stop calling Bulins trash.

You'll be crying over them when you're missing ship dupes in the future.

[brisk plaza]

Might want to reread it

[frail bone]

inb4 people beats W13 with triple bulin vanguard

[arctic hawk]

Might want to look at your screenshot

[brisk plaza]

I use purins alot

[frail bone]

that actually can be possible tho

since bulins can use 2 AA gun

[jagged tendon]

I just want monday to come back so weekly missions are reseted

[frail bone]

[hot moat]

Bulin meta lets go

[jagged tendon]

Need purins for underboob Prinz and Peter

[frail bone]

just place a Perseus

and Ryuuhou

[kind heart]

I literally have 0 Purins rn 🚮

[arctic hawk]

'Cause you're 🚮

[kind heart]

Cuz I use actual ships intead of 🚮 bulins

[arctic hawk]

'Cause you're 🚮

[kind heart]

Personal attacks won't change the fact that bulins are 🚮

Their only use is to be sacrificed

[arctic hawk]

🚮 thoughts from a 🚮

[kind heart]

Like I said

Personal attacks won't change the fact that bulins are trash

[frail bone]

🚯

[arctic hawk]

🚮 gonna 🚮

[kind heart]

Obviously lol

I'm self aware that I'm 🚮 but not as much as bulins

[arctic hawk]

Ye, they're actually useful.

[kind heart]

Sacrificial pawns

[frail bone]

i have a lvl 70 bulin

with skin

gonna level it to 120 when the time comes

[arctic hawk]

That, but with all 3.

Y'know, where skins apply.

[frail bone]

well

i dont use ShinaNO anyways

[arctic hawk]

||Which is one for now.||

Me neither, but I did MLB her.

[frail bone]

gonna try it soon or later

[arctic hawk]

With the 3 other Shinanos I got from the banner and 2 Hammerlins.

[kind heart]

AotN this time seems pretty easy, I'll get it in about 9 hours

[arctic hawk]

Level 58 Bulin + skin, Level 54 Purin, level 52 Hammerlin

[rotund pelican]

Hi

[kind heart]

you okay?

[sleek crest]

[rotund pelican]

Just tired lol

Anyways must not sleep on event and chungi

[arctic hawk]

Mornin'

[rotund pelican]

Mornin to you as well

[arctic hawk]

It's 17:12 for me.

[arctic hawk]

[rotund pelican]

Is it weird that in my early days on the server, I always thoughts cutec and botak where the same person

Welp just a random thought

[arctic hawk]

Botak is eternal.

[hasty kiln]

[arctic hawk]

Speak of the dev---the hell is that profile pic

And why does it remind me of OneyNG's animations.

[frail bone]

imagine a Touhou gacha game

[hasty kiln]

thats nimipog

[arctic hawk]

You mean there isn't one?

Keeping the tradition of cursed images strong, I see.

[frail bone]

thinking about it

i wonder if theres one

[arctic hawk]

Time to Goog...I mean DDG it.

[hasty kiln]

yea

and also i bought this

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/393452227303571486/793722423810981929/IMG_20201230_130903.jpg?width=194&height=387

custom case

[arctic hawk]

:l

[frail bone]

[arctic hawk]

The only thing that would make it funnier is if Botak's profile pic is a shitty picture of his phone case instead of the actual image printed on it.

[rotund pelican]

Now we can easily identify botak irl

[arctic hawk]

Ye, hand reveal.

[frail bone]

botak is white

[arctic hawk]

Maybe he has a white slave boy whose hands those belong to.

[hasty kiln]

not white, im yellow sawo mateng

[rotund pelican]

Ah yes the embodiment of chaotic neutral

[frail bone]

im also very chaotic

in a passive way

getting there

[arctic hawk]

getting there

[frail bone]

sucks

actually

so much oil wasted

cuz dumb requirements

[hazy kayak]

The Kashino art stocks have gone through the roof

How could I have not seek this sooner?

I decided

who the next ring is for, that is

I will just say... it's the year of the Ox, after all.

https://twitter.com/alexi_draw/status/1344660044038557696?s=19

alexi🖌 (@alexi_draw)

#アズールレーン
あけましておめでとうございます!!
丑ということで樫野ちゃん描きました✨

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Twitter · Dec 31, 2020, 3:01 PM

https://twitter.com/BluesowlZ/status/1344904186878599169?s=19

ECHJ (@BluesowlZ)

#アズールレーン 58

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Twitter · Jan 1, 2021, 7:11 AM

https://twitter.com/hood_x_art/status/1344977364430667776?s=19

후드/Hood (@hood_x_art)

HAPPY NEW YEAR!
「2021年限定ミルクティーですよね？」
#アズールレーン

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Twitter · Jan 1, 2021, 12:02 PM

https://twitter.com/xxx_poco__/status/1344968242872258561?s=19

poco. (@xxx_poco__)

お正月樫野🐮
今年も宜しくお願いします！
#アズールレーン

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Twitter · Jan 1, 2021, 11:26 AM

Happy year of the Ox!

[frail bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415872267038490626/794594683691073537/unknown.png

funny when she says that wearing those clothes

[versed terrace]

Good morning

[arctic hawk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/785515001816416296/poipoi.gif

https://tenor.com/view/kantai-collection-what-chibi-anime-surprised-gif-11961297

[versed terrace]

D2 is slower than d3

[arctic hawk]

really?

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

Do the previous stages as well for the daily 3x bonus

[versed terrace]

No

Just grind d3

[arctic hawk]

I have a slight feeling he can't even get to D3, let alone grind it.

[versed terrace]

One can dream

[brisk plaza]

That would be negative due to units not high enough

[arctic hawk]

See?

So for him, it would be best if he also did the previous stages once more for the daily 3x point bonus.

[woven marsh]

Negative...ghost rider?

[arctic hawk]

what

[woven marsh]

https://www.google.ru/amp/s/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3Fterm=That's%2Ba%2Bnegative%2BGhost%2BRider&amp=true

[arctic hawk]

That's too much of an overcomplicated way of saying "no".

||I love it.||

[brisk plaza]

@arctic hawk the grind goes on

[arctic hawk]

That can get you to C1, I think

Switch Portland with Monica, though.

[brisk plaza]

Okay

[versed terrace]

That can get you to at least c2 manual

[arctic hawk]

Does he manual, though?

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

15140 points

[brisk plaza]

I Manuel if not eating or if eating then auto

[woven marsh]

[woven marsh]

Monica might live better at this level

Not sure

Cos no evasion

[arctic hawk]

DELET FREN

[woven marsh]

Couldn’t agree more

[arctic hawk]

Weebs gonna weeb.

[woven marsh]

I did

The name was NeroDB or some shit

[arctic hawk]

Good.

[arctic hawk]

Sounded like an asshole.

[jagged tendon]

Didnt meant to post it right away but can we bring the bitch back

[arctic hawk]

Who the hell complained about it.

[arctic hawk]

chinese'd as well.

[versed terrace]

I gotcha fam

[jagged tendon]

Dont know if anyone did but if anyone did they're a bitch