lexington-general

[cobalt wyvern]

mind enlightening me on how you get so many Drake prints? @hazy kayak

like, what types of research do you do

[hazy kayak]

lots of blue coin, cube and drake researches

[cobalt wyvern]

thx

I got an FdG print today

idk what I want to do first

get Drake prints

or get the rainbow gun in PR2

[fossil cape]

There's three of them now

[cobalt wyvern]

big expanding brain

[fossil cape]

Remembered the thing of crafting gold books...

[versed terrace]

[versed terrace]

[versed terrace]

the number discrepancy

[versed terrace]

[ripe aspen]

i havent gotten a single other event ship

there was one strasser but then it was all FUCKIGN PENSACOLA

[hazy kayak]

👌

[versed terrace]

[hazy kayak]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrZ4Zpo209A&feature=youtu.be&ab_channel=アズールレーン

Behind the scenes of second trailer with TM Revolution

[versed terrace]

what the heck

LMAO

[dry coyote]

anyone else have four strongholds today? that seems like a lot to me but idk how it works

[fossil cape]

50 pulls, no Strasser or Heinrich, back to daily 3 tomorrow

[frail bone]

so

what are u guys opinion about Z1

does she buff herself when shes with other Z class destroyers?

[brisk plaza]

Heinrich has melons

[steady quarry]

Crafting book doesn't realy matter to me

T2 is not even crafted yet

[fossil cape]

She's part of that club

[kind heart]

Oh, someone with more books than me

[kind heart]

Yes

[rotund pelican]

Jesus, training a meta ship's skill is a chore

[cobalt wyvern]

[rotund pelican]

[hazy kayak]

I think all my meta ships are trained

let's see

[hazy kayak]

blessed research

[rotund pelican]

Still broke lol

[verbal talon]

why the hell do i go in memes

should just change the channel name to shitposting

[versed terrace]

For fun?

[verbal talon]

its a disappointment

[rotund pelican]

Just like me

[verbal talon]

[versed terrace]

Yes

Just like me

[verbal talon]

[hot moat]

[rotund pelican]

Task failed successfully

[versed terrace]

[atomic grove]

Bloxi stole my lucly bag skin AGAIN

The only skin i didn't want lol

Rip my wallet

[versed terrace]

F

It's a good skin tho

Gn peeps

[hot moat]

[serene wind]

damn someone was flexing their books hard

imagine not having over 100 ships with maxed skills

[hasty kiln]

if you guys need help meta, i still had daily 3 meta

[verbal talon]

Botak!

[woven marsh]

That’s good morning btw

[verbal talon]

ima go sleepy sleep

[brisk plaza]

@woven marsh who are you trying for in this banner

[woven marsh]

All of them ofc

[hasty kiln]

[woven marsh]

Lemme do my dailies

This is from yesterday

[hasty kiln]

[woven marsh]

You aren’t in the list

Are you sharing with friends?

[hasty kiln]

yes

i made new

i;m also had 2 attempts left

[woven marsh]

Wait is that from Yesterday?

[hasty kiln]

try refresh

no, its now

or back to main menu, then back to ashen

[woven marsh]

Still nothing

[hasty kiln]

im already made new and send

[woven marsh]

Maybe I already helped

Streamer guy

There’s no Botak

[hasty kiln]

[woven marsh]

Just play it again

And the meta has gears

Instead of anchors

Interesting

Another day - another pain

[dapper plank]

[brisk plaza]

[jagged tendon]

The queen that needs her retro

[brisk plaza]

Not Essex but oh well

[woven marsh]

I shared my Hiryuu pls respond

[brisk plaza]

Can't join different servers

[rotund pelican]

What

[woven marsh]

He's from Amagi lmao

[rotund pelican]

Maybe I am an amagi resident as well.

Anyway can I add you as friend @woven marsh ?

[sudden moss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/631863815310409729/793781645823574016/unknown.png

[woven marsh]

sure

[rotund pelican]

Yay

[sudden moss]

can i too?

[woven marsh]

lmao

dew it

[sudden moss]

whats your ign?

[woven marsh]

idk man

starts with a K

ends with an X

[rotund pelican]

Ketamine X

[woven marsh]

same thing

[sudden moss]

well, some change their name

[woven marsh]

Level 116

[sudden moss]

[woven marsh]

[rotund pelican]

Done

[woven marsh]

Level 115

[sudden moss]

[woven marsh]

I am a levelet

[rotund pelican]

Finally a 9th friend

[woven marsh]

[rotund pelican]

[sudden moss]

this event tho

60 builds

1 event ship

[woven marsh]

6 builds

[brisk plaza]

@woven marsh how is Shangri la ?

[woven marsh]

gud

[sudden moss]

got 4 SR ships, only 1 was event

[woven marsh]

got Lusty

[sudden moss]

got shangri la

and vicky

and taihoe

and underboob KMS ship

[brisk plaza]

I just got Shangri la @sudden moss

[sudden moss]

i dont mind it, need her to limit break her

would like to get pogsex

[rotund pelican]

Those are some sketchy KMS rate up

[sudden moss]

[woven marsh]

Biloxi is in the pool

I already had her

[arctic hawk]

Shangri-La is a good girl.

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Also g'mornin'(at 12 pm)

[woven marsh]

Shangri-La = SL

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

and there it is

barely managed to finish the joke

[arctic hawk]

Yer 2 sloo

[rotund pelican]

Did they nerf the strongholds a bit?

[woven marsh]

a lot

they fixed countermeasures

they apparently didn't work before

so, ugh, strongholds can be autoed with 1.5 fleets

[rotund pelican]

Do u think the enhancement riggings would be resetted too?

[woven marsh]

yes

that's what the countermeasures are

[rotund pelican]

[woven marsh]

that's what was fixed

[arctic hawk]

RIP my 207/214/162 countermeasures

Whenever they reset, that is.

[woven marsh]

208/216/175

Surprisingly close

[fossil cape]

[arctic hawk]

Daily 3 pulls: nada

[fossil cape]

220/197/181

[rotund pelican]

183/192/120

[arctic hawk]

Moment of truth: Have they fixed the guild boss encounter?

Also, why does Odin float one row in front of the rest of the backline?

Ok, they fixed the guild boss encounter.

[woven marsh]

You’re the epitome of “EN can’t read”

Just read her skill

[arctic hawk]

reading skills

[rotund pelican]

Bonk him with a skill book or something

[arctic hawk]

Yes, please.

Need those.

[rotund pelican]

[arctic hawk]

Richelieu or Jean Bart?

I can focus only one fo them for now.

Ok, Duke of York it is, then.

[rotund pelican]

Riche

Nuuuuuuuu

Welp duke is good too I suppose

[arctic hawk]

I'm kind of in a hurry here.

Gotta do IRL crap soon.

[rotund pelican]

Oh what an upstanding citizen

[arctic hawk]

Yea, I know. Praise be onto me.

Gotta do a supply run until the store closes.

[jagged tendon]

upstanding
Nero

[arctic hawk]

Ye, because I know how standing up looks like.

Yourself.

[kind heart]

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

My favorite one is "This is what 3-4 does to a mf"

[kind heart]

They want me to do so much grinding for an average ship, imma call it trash

[hasty kiln]

ah yes, Tyr8

[arctic hawk]

Imagine getting a ship and not giving her a like

[dapper plank]

Oyasumi

[arctic hawk]

[dapper plank]

My foreign friend now loves sum anime

B4 he hated it but now loves

[woven marsh]

To be fair DoY is more universal

And I need one for my triple BB fleet

Slow and extra damage, what's not to like?

[arctic hawk]

I've seen peeps post MVP screens of'er a lot.

Figured I might as well level mine up.

[woven marsh]

Because she does what Monarch and Helena do, but on a smaller scale

Slow on hit

and 12% extra damage on hit target

[arctic hawk]

So she's a discount Monarch?

[woven marsh]

no, cos Monarch is there for damage

but Dork facilitates BB's actually hitting the target

and doing more damage

and in the abscence of Monarch, she does work to replace her skill

[arctic hawk]

So she pairs well with Odin, is what you're telling me.

[woven marsh]

Odin doesn't care really

She doesn't rely on her main Gun as much

And Dork is mostly for Single targets

I've been wanting to try this

[arctic hawk]

Bossing fleet. Noted.

[woven marsh]

Originally planned for Hvy/Med guild boss

[arctic hawk]

Well, she's only 71 now, there's 29 other levels left until she's sortie-ready.

[woven marsh]

I basically aimed for maximizing damage

but apparently BBs have no reliable buffs

Helena is random

cleve is random

Roon Muse is stretching it

Dork needs to hit

This was a plan for DD guild bosses

Gascogne for French reasons

another update

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

That's

[jagged tendon]

Mountain ship

[woven marsh]

She's a queen

she can so whatever the hell she wants

[jagged tendon]

Lol

QE has the power of god and anime

[woven marsh]

but not the power of Retrofit

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

honestly what's up with hiryuus

a day ago people would rush to fight the high levels

[arctic hawk]

They stopped caring after getting her once?

[woven marsh]

yeah

I am also mad the boss music on that fight is instrumental

I like to stay in the menu to listen to it ngl

Does anyone need help with meta here?

[rotund pelican]

Doin dailies

[arctic hawk]

I don't necessarily need help with mine as 200 oil is cheap to down her.
But I do share my 2 encoutners.

[jagged tendon]

She's really saying "fuck everything" today, its her way or nothing

[rotund pelican]

Reminds me of this

[woven marsh]

Spider Queen

Spider Queen

Does whatever a spider Queen wants

Shoots a shell

Big Ben size

Murder Sirens

Just like flies

Look out, here comes the Spider Queen

They added a settings button to OPSiren map

[sudden moss]

is preload worth it?

btw, warspite has 15% dmg and hit increase towards DDs

[ripe aspen]

My last 3 builds from yesterday

[woven marsh]

It was for guild bosses, I didn't want to reuse ships

And Frenchies have a strong HE anyway

And also you have 1 minute

SanRui alone can do a lot of damage to HE bosses

[arctic hawk]

Whew. Supply run done.

I am tire

[jagged tendon]

I just realized

The giant red ball in op siren map is right on Madeira and Azores, so where exactly do we send the ships on that guild escort mission

[arctic hawk]

I just thought OPSiren took place in the Bermuda triangle

For the record, I am bad at geography.

[sudden moss]

atlantic ocean

when will we access the middle tho?

[arctic hawk]

In part 2, maybe?

[woven marsh]

The map no longed rotates now

[arctic hawk]

Look at that stimulus area at the bottom left.

Go do it.

[woven marsh]

so it's easier to see it's the atlantic

[arctic hawk]

Gotta make them countermeasure numbers go up, up, up

[dapper plank]

I cant schleep

Ive been watching “A scientific railgun”

[ripe aspen]

oh my god finally, another event ship

[arctic hawk]

Congrats, voll. Your points are safe.

[woven marsh]

Artemis

[arctic hawk]

Artemis indeed.

I, too, wish to one day obrain Artemis.

[woven marsh]

Jesus fuck finally

3 abyssal bosses later

[jagged tendon]

Who tf made this

Its the stupidest puzzle ive seen

[sleek crest]

good afternoon

[arctic hawk]

[frail bone]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCmCdU8YnjY&feature=youtu.be

i made a video of testing Z1 buff

in W13

to see if she buffs herself with others Z class

[visual mountain]

[frail bone]

[arctic hawk]

I approve of the thumbnail.

[leaden arrow]

Day 2 and still no Prinz Heinrich

[arctic hawk]

Relatable.

[leaden arrow]

I'm almost obsessed with her at this point

gotta keep that cube discipline

[frail bone]

[fossil cape]

[jagged tendon]

Blood for the wyvern goddess

[leaden arrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_dpExm9Vbk

[arctic hawk]

Jesus christ, look at them Purins

[leaden arrow]

prelude to AL GTA V mod

[frail bone]

my pain

is way too much

[hasty kiln]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/630553822036623370/792393663837110282/ess_azurlane201226.gif

[frail bone]

this event was the last nail in the coffin

for Deutschland class

chungus stole everything from me

[visual mountain]

[visual mountain]

Speaking of purins

A-kun collabed with another purin

[arctic hawk]

que

[fossil cape]

rn i have 12 purins

[visual mountain]

Anyway back to houshou and haachama loods

[arctic hawk]

At least Myth isn't lewding the other hologirls.

[frail bone]

wtf

wtf

is my bismarck

not in flag

smh

[ripe aspen]

you put graf zeppelin in your flagship spot?

[frail bone]

i putted bismarck on the middle

thinking it was flag position

[hasty kiln]

must be guild boss

yes, it happen to me once too

[ripe aspen]

🇫

[ripe aspen]

[visual mountain]

[arctic hawk]

You need help.

[visual mountain]

Wata and towa also

[frail bone]

imagine

if someone gets his phone

[visual mountain]

They wont be able to unlock it

[woven marsh]

That floating fortress support is op

Means we can def use worse ships

[jagged tendon]

Not unlocking an android?

[arctic hawk]

You leave Watame alone

[ripe aspen]

Pain

literally just 10 more exp for the next level

[woven marsh]

[visual mountain]

Why

I put hood as flag

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/illidan-wow-legion-gif-5143353

[visual mountain]

Yet the game put her as side

[arctic hawk]

Guild boss fights be like

[visual mountain]

How do i kill it

Also is it just me or is that 120 oathed azuma not tanky enough?

She was down to less then a 1/4

[arctic hawk]

6 more hours for the B/D stages.

Guess it's time to clear the C stages.

4 fights into C2 and I got 4 Cygnet drops

[ripe aspen]

i dont have marblehead

[arctic hawk]

YOu have to get'er now.

It's ok, though. For the longest time, I didn't know I had Wakaba either.

Turns out she's level 1.

[woven marsh]

I realised some ships got scrapped for no reason

They were commons but still

[woven marsh]

You don’t

Your aim is to just do as much damage as possible

[fossil cape]

Didn't know i had Asashio till i got her skin from the lucky bag

[sudden moss]

imagine not having your ships above lvl 70

[fossil cape]

Somehow she's level 50

[sudden moss]

most of them above lvl 70

[woven marsh]

I made some theoretical optimal fleet setups

For maximizing damage

[fossil cape]

At least none of my locked ships sit at level 1

[woven marsh]

You can try some advice from there

Med/Hvy

Light

I’m yet to test

But looks solid

Guild boss is so far away

And no

[sudden moss]

how to bully warspite in pvp

[fossil cape]

No dork either for first one

[sleek crest]

which event ships did you guys get?

[woven marsh]

Warspite bullies everyone

[leaden arrow]

God, this reminds me of my friend's phone

[sleek crest]

i have Peter strasser for the time being

[woven marsh]

Ask to share

[jagged tendon]

Every but Weser for now

[woven marsh]

I planned to do that

[leaden arrow]

Lots of scandals and pornos from students from different universities and colleges

[woven marsh]

Kent

[jagged tendon]

But Weser is inevitable so ill get her

[sudden moss]

i have wesser and prinz

in 66 builds

only these 2

[fossil cape]

For this one... No Swiftsure nor Aurora for me

[jagged tendon]

Feelsbadman

[woven marsh]

How do you not have Aurora?

[sudden moss]

i dont have here either

[woven marsh]

I’m leveling her rn

[leaden arrow]

Everytime I try to think of a scandal involving a shipgirl, it just turns into a stale doujin plot or hentai artwork

[woven marsh]

But ask somewhat in fleet to share

[sudden moss]

and im +90% in my collection

[sleek crest]

HEY SHIKIKAN

[woven marsh]

HEY

[sleek crest]

i wanted prinz first but got strasser

[sudden moss]

i want everyone

[sleek crest]

i mean im not complaining

40 cubes in

[woven marsh]

Same

My collection is awful

[sleek crest]

and i already got one

[woven marsh]

Thanks Ashen

[jagged tendon]

Oh right I forget Z24 is from points

[sleek crest]

yeah

[jagged tendon]

I gotta farm and get her to 70

[leaden arrow]

Z24 = loli Z23

[fossil cape]

106 cubes in

[jagged tendon]

*sadistic Nimi

[kind heart]

My collection is not awful 🙂

[fossil cape]

[jagged tendon]

[leaden arrow]

make it 69 for the reddit funnies

[kind heart]

666 is better

[leaden arrow]

Mark of the Beast

[kind heart]

Mark of the Roon

[jagged tendon]

18k ships owned, imagine if we had to store all of that

[ripe aspen]

weser timer, pog

[woven marsh]

Some people have 5k docks

Voll how tf are you out of finishers AGAIN?

[ripe aspen]

i never HAVE finishers lol

[jagged tendon]

How

[fossil cape]

Six, six six! The number of the Roon

[arctic hawk]

Cvick! Yuze da finisha

[sleek crest]

me too

[sudden moss]

no finishers? you either dont play the game, or whale for cubes

[sleek crest]

I don't

[ripe aspen]

i barely play the game tbh

[sleek crest]

yeah

only during events

[jagged tendon]

How do you guys manage to spend more finishers than cubes without whaling

[ripe aspen]

i dunno

[woven marsh]

I have like

[sudden moss]

cuz once you dry the dailies, new ones always give finishers

and nothing more

[woven marsh]

1/7th of all retros

[sudden moss]

i have 2/3 of retros

[jagged tendon]

You literally use 1 finisher for every 2 cubes on events

[leaden arrow]

I use finishers all the time

[woven marsh]

Seriously how

[leaden arrow]

Bad habit but I'm obsessed with at least one event shipgirl usually

[woven marsh]

I never had that issue

[ripe aspen]

i dont mind waiting the full time tbh

[visual mountain]

I barely play yet i have so many quick finishers

[leaden arrow]

When you gacha so much you run out of coins for research

[woven marsh]

I play 50 hours a week and I still have 500

[jagged tendon]

Me after an event starts

[sudden moss]

only finisher drain is light construction pool

[woven marsh]

Even then

[jagged tendon]

I wish we could trade finishers for cubes

[leaden arrow]

AL is the only game I play and yet I feel like I don't play it much

1 cube = 10 finishers?

[jagged tendon]

1 cube = 1 finisher (2 at max)

[woven marsh]

1 build = 1 finisher

Who the fuck is answering yes

[sudden moss]

[jagged tendon]

[leaden arrow]

or we could just increase the chance of getting a cube

[woven marsh]

Is Nero trolling again

[sudden moss]

[woven marsh]

Oh

My discord being dumb

[arctic hawk]

554 finishers.

[sleek crest]

then there is me

[woven marsh]

I literally don’t see half the messages

[sleek crest]

40 cubes

[arctic hawk]

That's like 55 cubes.

[sleek crest]

7 finishers

[arctic hawk]

I'm down.

[eternal field]

it raised! ...yeah, efficiency

[arctic hawk]

5 finishers per cube, then.

Seems fair.

[kind heart]

Bless this guy for using non-homing torpedoes

[woven marsh]

But they are all 610s with black torps

[kind heart]

No black dildo either

[leaden arrow]

I prefer buying finishers with coins

[arctic hawk]

eeehhh

I get'em often enough to not care.

[leaden arrow]

but it has to be expensive

[jagged tendon]

Imagine having spare coins

[kind heart]

Best skin

[woven marsh]

Gascogne

[arctic hawk]

Hell, yesterday I had 540 finishers and used 14 of them.

[leaden arrow]

nah, best skin is Nimi's oath skin

[arctic hawk]

Now I got 554 finishers.

[jagged tendon]

Best skin is Helena's party dress

[leaden arrow]

correction, best skin is Tartu's swimsuit skin

[fossil cape]

[woven marsh]

Correction

All skins are best skins

[arctic hawk]

Swimsuits are overrated.

[woven marsh]

Because they are all worn by best girls

[jagged tendon]

Not Bache's

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Bache is awesome.

[leaden arrow]

Rank 1

[woven marsh]

Wholesome*

[leaden arrow]

you're either blessed or cursed

[woven marsh]

Blursed

Rank 1 doesn’t mean shit at 5 days from season end

[arctic hawk]

Rank 1 doesn't mean shit.

[woven marsh]

You don’t have 2200 points yet

[arctic hawk]

There, fixed that sentence for ya'.

[woven marsh]

Top 10 do

[kind heart]

my rank is 111

[woven marsh]

For points

[arctic hawk]

I am so glad to finally be able to do event hard stages now.

[visual mountain]

Bruh

[leaden arrow]

Some people "tryhard" their PvP defense to deter lower ranks

[visual mountain]

She is a slut

[visual mountain]

[woven marsh]

Gascogne is lost

[arctic hawk]

wholesome*

[woven marsh]

There’s no pool

[leaden arrow]

289 cubes, 25 finishers

[jagged tendon]

She is a wholesome?

[woven marsh]

Bache

[visual mountain]

So far only thing i got from this event

[arctic hawk]

Why the hate?

[visual mountain]

Was 2 of the sr

Cv

A dupe

[woven marsh]

I got kentot

[arctic hawk]

Nurnberg and Peter.

[visual mountain]

She is a fletcher

[leaden arrow]

I got Peter Strasser thrice

[arctic hawk]

...go on?

[woven marsh]

That one time she did have B17CH on her license plate tho...

[leaden arrow]

Nicholas is a Fletcher and she's great

[jagged tendon]

She looks like a 7 year old whore

[visual mountain]

Fletchers are trash if they aren't Nicholas or charles

[kind heart]

I hate this fleet so much
It only looks easy, but it's not.

[leaden arrow]

By great I mean Nicholas' swimsuit is great

[woven marsh]

It’s easy

[kind heart]

It's not, you try it once you face it

[visual mountain]

Charles is good because speed meme

[woven marsh]

I had worse

[arctic hawk]

Georgia Howe and Spoot
Lol, fuck your backline, amirite

[jagged tendon]

Howe's skin

[woven marsh]

I just shoot first

[leaden arrow]

Everytime I see people with a Warspite Kai PvP defense

[ripe aspen]

thats just

[visual mountain]

Howechama

[leaden arrow]

[woven marsh]

[kind heart]

It's about as bad as those cancer fleet, trust me. I've also faced the worst fleets.

[woven marsh]

I won’t trust you

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

I AFK all battles

Also wtf

AFKAGFT77

I typed AFK

It auto filled this

[ripe aspen]

[arctic hawk]

Something you wanna tell us, Kroto?

[leaden arrow]

wait by AFK you mean you auto them?

[fossil cape]

My defense fleet is my oathed ships +1

[woven marsh]

You can’t manual PVP

I mean I just start it and forget

I never lose anyway

[leaden arrow]

ahh

[woven marsh]

Don’t even restart torpmeme anymore

CV Buff they said

[leaden arrow]

I can't auto OS or else they die

[woven marsh]

I auto level 128 stronghold bosses

They made them too easy

Challenge is gone

[arctic hawk]

I auto all my battles

[woven marsh]

I still don’t have 4 fleets

[arctic hawk]

Who does?

[jagged tendon]

A
Fucking
Kent
At
Glasgow
Fought
Tirpitz
77

[arctic hawk]

Imagine retrofitting Souryuu and not Hiryuu/.

[sudden moss]

imagine using any of them

[leaden arrow]

is Nicholas' swimsuit skin permanent or limited

[woven marsh]

I have so few

[arctic hawk]

Who says I use'em?

[leaden arrow]

if permanent, I'm going to grind for her in 9-4

[sudden moss]

then why does it matter who i retro first

[arctic hawk]

Because you have to retrofit sisters in pairs.

[sudden moss]

[fossil cape]

My York and Exeter are almost lv90

[arctic hawk]

's What I did with Oklahoma and what's-her-face

[ripe aspen]

Nevada?

[arctic hawk]

It's what I'm doign with the rabbits and the chinese twins.

[woven marsh]

What’s a retro?

[fossil cape]

Only need to get Yuubari and be done with all current SR retros

[arctic hawk]

Was it Nevada?

[woven marsh]

• Leipzig below

[ripe aspen]

in terms of retrofits

i have none :Omegalilwoo:

[arctic hawk]

Retrofit your starter.

[ripe aspen]

i am

[arctic hawk]

Who'd better be Laffey, or else.

[ripe aspen]

• acasta

[sudden moss]

how do you take screenshots like that

[kind heart]

[visual mountain]

Got saaya

[arctic hawk]

paint.exe

[kind heart]

Vertical mode

[jagged tendon]

Split screen mode

[woven marsh]

iPhones don’t have split screen

[ripe aspen]

actually im retrofitting laffey, z23, and acasta so

[jagged tendon]

[sudden moss]

i tried splitscreen on my phone, but it doesnt want to do scroll screenshot

[leaden arrow]

I'm going to retrofit Warspite after the event

[woven marsh]

It’s not a scroll screenshot

I’m playing vertical AL

[sudden moss]

[leaden arrow]

Can you play Vertical AL on an iPad

[jagged tendon]

Dont worry theyll get it in 5 years like any other feature that came in late

[arctic hawk]

Alrighty, C3. Let's go.

[leaden arrow]

iPads sorta do, I think

on Safari, at least

[woven marsh]

Idk man just jailbreak

[visual mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/401381391436087296/793836958954553354/video0.mp4

[leaden arrow]

I'd fuck something up when I jailbreak

[woven marsh]

You can’t possibly

It’s like 3 buttons these days

More with checkra1n

Like, 4 buttons

[kind heart]

btw, I beat Gura earlier today 🚮

[jagged tendon]

Lmao myth

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

I mean, she's only good at rythm games, so.

[woven marsh]

Did she FC the UiU game then?

Which is awfully out of rhythm

[arctic hawk]

Does Gura even play Azur Lane?

[kind heart]

It was a fucking ijn cancer fleet 🚮

[arctic hawk]

I only know of 2 hologirls who do.

[leaden arrow]

checkra1n is the checkm8 thing right

[arctic hawk]

Fubuki and Marine.

[jagged tendon]

Ina

Does

[visual mountain]

[arctic hawk]

Huh. Live and learn, I guess.

[visual mountain]

Ik most hololive girls

[jagged tendon]

Aqua played too

[woven marsh]

Yeah m8

But unc0ver is better imo

[visual mountain]

Well besides ID, ina, cn

[leaden arrow]

Great, gonna jailbreak my current iPhone once I get a new one

[woven marsh]

I prefer the semi tethered in case I fuck up

[visual mountain]

Also most of gen 1

[woven marsh]

(I.e i don’t charge it)

[visual mountain]

And gen 2

[leaden arrow]

though I kinda prefer Android for rooting/jailbreak since it's in the manual

[arctic hawk]

I would imagine those who became ships themselves do.

[woven marsh]

Marine does

[leaden arrow]

but iOS is just a godsend for my needs rn

[woven marsh]

I mean

She obsessed over skins mostly

[arctic hawk]

I mentioned I know she does.

[leaden arrow]

best gaming platform

[woven marsh]

One of us

One of us

[jagged tendon]

Horny senchou

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Fubuki really likes Kawakaze for some reason.

[leaden arrow]

Her long lost sister

[jagged tendon]

Same artist

[arctic hawk]

wife*

[jagged tendon]

*friend

[arctic hawk]

After Holotalk, wife.

[leaden arrow]

Them doing the deed feels like incest

[arctic hawk]

And that's a bad thing how?

[leaden arrow]

I mean

it's hot

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

Part of the plot

[arctic hawk]

Don't lewd Fubuki

[woven marsh]

They’ve been looking for ships similar to them

Ooshio and Matsuri

Both horni lolicons

Girlicons

Lesbians?

[arctic hawk]

Thesbians.

||Just to piss off people||

[jagged tendon]

Matsuri and Ark are a danger to loli society

[woven marsh]

Ooshio as wel

[woven marsh]

Look at her lines

[visual mountain]

[arctic hawk]

Never thought I'd see the words "loli society" together.

[jagged tendon]

Dont think i have her

[visual mountain]

[arctic hawk]

And I wish to now un-see them, thanks.

[woven marsh]

MLB already?

[visual mountain]

Checking lines

[woven marsh]

We live in a loli society

[leaden arrow]

A society where everyone is in federal prison

[arctic hawk]

How do I commit de-live?

[jagged tendon]

Ask u557

[arctic hawk]

Oi, @woven marsh

You got an AK47, right

Or whatever the fuck that jumble of letters was before.

AFK47R2D2WTFBBQROFLCOPTERSWASWASWA

[woven marsh]

I have guns, yes

[arctic hawk]

Have you seen the official artwork of Azur Lane?

Are you that surprised it always devolves into doujin and hentai?

[leaden arrow]

No lol

and I thought it'd be funny to see something like that but with ship girls

[visual mountain]

Yes

[woven marsh]

Friends
Sex Scandals

damn

[visual mountain]

Oh

Reminds me of a 202x doujin where people were forced to wear masks even at home

[leaden arrow]

and the story behind them are fucking ridiculous

[arctic hawk]

Be funnier if they got themselves into those scandals themselves.

[visual mountain]

Even on streaming services

[arctic hawk]

Did I mention "themselves" enough times?

[leaden arrow]

nah they're not dumb enough to post themselves

[arctic hawk]

C3 confirmed easy enough to just do it with one fleet and 0/5 ammo.

More Seattle EXP for me.

[leaden arrow]

Holy fuck I'm still in A3

[arctic hawk]

Don't worry, B and D aren't out yet.

Just A and C.

[leaden arrow]

Were B and D the untranslated ones

[arctic hawk]

There's a timer on the screen that tells you when they'll be out.

Event maps usually come out like this.

Part 1 on day 1, part 2 on day 2.

[leaden arrow]

huh, I've never noticed that

[arctic hawk]

5 hours 'til B and D are out.

That's a big ol' 9 PM for me.

[leaden arrow]

3 AM for me

hope I'm asleep by that time though

[arctic hawk]

Gotta grind dem points.

Z24 not gonna come to your port unless you pay the 10k point toll.

By the way, anyone wanna join my tiny-ass 2-man guild?
Maverick

[leaden arrow]

I'm debating whether I should buy Z24's skin or Henrich's skin

don't wanna spend too much this time

[arctic hawk]

Z24's base skin is so good, she don't need a skin.

[leaden arrow]

The more I look at her, the more she starts looking like Vampire

feels like her rather

[arctic hawk]

Better Vampire™

[leaden arrow]

I only started using Vampire because I saw a hot wallpaper of her online

[sudden moss]

vampy best girl

lvl 120

[leaden arrow]

The best way to start 2021: grind for Z24

while drunk ofc

[arctic hawk]

I'm not a particularly big fan of Vampire, but I do like the art.

Always wanna call her "Erebus", though.

[leaden arrow]

is it because Vampire looks cocky lol

skill wise, sucks ass unless you MLB and 120 her

[sudden moss]

well i did cheshire and drake grind with her

and jav and foxhound

and amazon

[leaden arrow]

I'm doing Neptune's grind with Jav, Vampy, and Bel

[visual mountain]

Got the better prinz

[leaden arrow]

God damn, nice

I still don't have her

[visual mountain]

Bruh

[leaden arrow]

Oh God, those tits

I'm coming for you, my sweet

[visual mountain]

With the lack of clothes

She is begging for looding

[frail bone]

[leaden arrow]

OK FUCK YEAH

I GOT HER, FINALLY

[sleek crest]

still no heinrich

[visual mountain]

Screw pr

Need to level sloots

[leaden arrow]

lol are you going to send Heinrich straight to battle

I'd level her first to 30

[visual mountain]

Yes

[leaden arrow]

[visual mountain]

She will be carried by saaya

[leaden arrow]

good luck fam

Imagine the ship girls marching in a Soviet style parade

with their rigging

big military flex

[hasty kiln]

like this ?

[visual mountain]

Weird barrage

1 battle

Nu

[leaden arrow]

yes

[hazy kayak]

I wanna grind cheshire and drake

[frail bone]

u know the worst thing

i cant use heinrich

[hazy kayak]

is that I will never get to grind cheshire and drake?

😭

now what

[visual mountain]

Wait she can be obtained?

[slim fulcrum]

shes in gacha

[visual mountain]

[hazy kayak]

I'm gonna do a 10roll on new year's day

and oath drake too

my dev4 privateer wife...

[rugged steppe]

I've been using prinz eugen in my fleet but im not getting any progression on the portrait frame

Help

[hazy kayak]

and the next ring goes to my future ||LUMBERING|| wife

[visual mountain]

[hybrid trench]

maybe not on a right map ?

[woven marsh]

Is she MLB?

[hazy kayak]

She has to beat the boss at mlb and survive

https://twitter.com/te__rin/status/1344264978606354433?s=19

おおたにのんの🔞 (@te__rin)

し、指揮官！そんなとこになに描いてるのかな？
#アズールレーン #涼月

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Twitter · Dec 30, 2020, 12:52 PM

https://twitter.com/cotton_kanzaki/status/1344221696169967618?s=19

コットン@アズレン合同誌予約開始！ (@cotton_kanzaki)

#アズールレーン #アズレン #碧蓝航线 #AzurLane
正月衣装ジャンバール🎍
かっこいいお姉さん……✨

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Twitter · Dec 30, 2020, 10:00 AM

[rugged steppe]

@hazy kayak does she have to be the one that last hits the final boss or just be there

[hazy kayak]

just there

and not sink

she's mlb, right?

[rugged steppe]

She is max limit break and she has been there and survived

I'm using her on inverted orphant event. Wrong mission?

[hazy kayak]

are you sure it's the right map then?

last I remember, you had to clear B2 or D2 with Eugen

https://twitter.com/Byul_zzi/status/1344202475859951621?s=19

ビョルチ🍒 (@Byul_zzi)

アズールレーン「激唱のユニバース」イベント
大鳳(μ兵装)&ローン(μ兵装)のアイドル衣装の設定とデザイン案です〜！これで終わりですね🐣
#アズールレーン #AzurLane

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1657

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4979

Twitter · Dec 30, 2020, 8:43 AM

Roon and Taihou muse concept

Taihou wearing a corset is overkill

[woven marsh]

Hiding the THICCness is a crime

[leaden arrow]

ngl but I kinda like Taihou wearing a corset

[hazy kayak]

Yes, so do I

[slim fulcrum]

b2/d2 isnt out yet anyway

[hazy kayak]

https://twitter.com/manji_illust/status/1344220178540756994?s=19

まんじろう (@manji_illust)

セントルイスの服装ムズ💦

Twitter · Dec 30, 2020, 9:53 AM

https://twitter.com/Nya_rl/status/1344216725739327489?s=19

しぃら🦈=͟͟͞ (@Nya_rl)

…っ、あのね、…伝えたいことがあるの #アズレン #アズールレーン

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398

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Twitter · Dec 30, 2020, 9:40 AM

https://twitter.com/akasiosio/status/1344268287027208193?s=19

朱シオ♨キャンプしたい (@akasiosio)

ローン&大鳳年末ライブ　#アズールレーン

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Twitter · Dec 30, 2020, 1:05 PM

https://twitter.com/hac_hina/status/1344205699132268545?s=19

蜂蜜ヒナ子 (@hac_hina)

2020年の描き納めはskeb依頼の私服フォーミダブルでした♡
今年もたくさんお絵かきしたことで、リプやRT＆♡等、イラストのご依頼やお仕事などたくさん縁がありましたことを御礼申し上げます🥳

#アズールレーン　#AzurLane

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185

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516

Twitter · Dec 30, 2020, 8:56 AM

art channel needs me

[brisk plaza]

One thing Iearnt is 4:28 is shangri la so 4:26 to 4:30 is the timer for Essex and crew

[ripe aspen]

did i say weser timer? i meant bogue timer

[hazy kayak]

Yeah but do you have all 4 Essex-class?

[woven marsh]

Doubt he has BH

[jagged tendon]

Since when is Suzu so busty

[woven marsh]

Always has been

[brisk plaza]

Only Shangri la and rest is ....

[kind heart]

Essex, Shangri-la and Intrepid are all 4:25:00

[woven marsh]

Bunker Hill has the worst timer

[jagged tendon]

[visual mountain]

Nah

[brisk plaza]

I got Shangri la at 4:28 hun ?

[woven marsh]

50 minutes

[visual mountain]

Isuzu has worst timer

[woven marsh]

Houshou

Half a year timer

[jagged tendon]

3 hard mode runs timer*

[kind heart]

PR rudder, 3 months timer

[woven marsh]

Honokers

[brisk plaza]

And it grows

[jagged tendon]

[leaden arrow]

Eh, did Prinz Heinrich come with weapons or no

[kind heart]

No

[leaden arrow]

alright

thought someone hacked my account lmao

[woven marsh]

[brisk plaza]

She has melons tho @leaden arrow

[hazy kayak]

Columbia and Bunker Hill have the best timers

[woven marsh]

She had Eisen

[leaden arrow]

yes, exactly why I wasted all of my coins

I love her special touch line too

[woven marsh]

Columbia from hard mode

BH on the 4th run

[woven marsh]

Houshou half a year

Yostar why

[hazy kayak]

I forgot

I need Houshou and Hermes

for the carrier item

[kind heart]

Houshou the true mmna

[visual mountain]

It took me half a year for isuzu

[woven marsh]

[visual mountain]

[jagged tendon]

Can they fix the fucking tile and such hitboxes, have to click a bunch of times sometimes now

[woven marsh]

You’re probably canceling the move

[jagged tendon]

No and not only that

[woven marsh]

Hw

[jagged tendon]

The buttons have crap detection too

Aurora strong