lexington-general

[frail bone]

hope Z24 is good

devs seems to be investing on her

by ALOT

[arctic hawk]

How to win every fight:

inb4 people call out heresy for the AA bonus

[sleek crest]

HERETIC

[arctic hawk]

I can't hear you over the sound of exploding planes.

[frail bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415872267038490626/792833521235656704/unknown.png

strongholds

[sleek crest]

i will never understand why dork speaks as if she is in a 19th century romance novel

[frail bone]

cuz shes a vampire

[sleek crest]

vampire(the ship) is a vampire too isnt it

but she doesnt speak that way

[frail bone]

she kinda does

[sleek crest]

not as much though

[hazy kayak]

She REALLY does though

[frail bone]

this siren just spawned infront of my 2 fleets

insert jojo memes

[arctic hawk]

It was at that moment she realised she fucked up.

Le Malin over there being a mood and a half.

And again

[jagged tendon]

Lmao, I had one spawn on top of my fleet and was wondering where the last enemy was

[woven marsh]

Oh wow

And that was just the Easy one

Join my guild

[versed terrace]

the plates

[frail bone]

gib

hopefully tomorrow i can get my 2 Main Gun BPs

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

[versed terrace]

lol

[frail bone]

no BPs again

this is hell

[arctic hawk]

coordinates

[frail bone]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-fine-fire-house-burning-okay-gif-5263684

[woven marsh]

Hard one gonna be lit

[cobalt wyvern]

lit

[frail bone]

this is a good rest for my red books

[woven marsh]

[versed terrace]

i don't have any yellow books lol

[woven marsh]

Helena and Arizona

Pearl Harbor

[versed terrace]

unicorn and perseus took them all

[frail bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415872267038490626/792850350041989130/310F5AB6-FE3B-49F2-9BE3-9B1921F53FBF.jpeg

[leaden arrow]

"General quarters, General quarters"

[frail bone]

need to vibe check devs

[woven marsh]

Saroontoga

[frail bone]

imagine 2 skypirates on her

[visual mountain]

[frail bone]

what...?

[kind heart]

Takao sisters have 4 ears

[leaden arrow]

surround hearing

[hot vigil]

[sleek crest]

ive seen that just now

[visual mountain]

Hair pin of hikari

[woven marsh]

[leaden arrow]

that overcap tho

[visual mountain]

I need it

[woven marsh]

SanRui what happened

[visual mountain]

The highest a player can get is 2050

[leaden arrow]

that's quite a few

[kind heart]

Crusade needs sacrifices

[visual mountain]

Per day it happens a lot

[hazy kayak]

Blessed blue coinresearch

[visual mountain]

[woven marsh]

[hazy kayak]

now I have a second HSFCR

took forever

[woven marsh]

I only have one

[kind heart]

Oh hey, where's my pr rudder

[hazy kayak]

mfw HSFCRlet

[leaden arrow]

hmm......is that a lot though ? or is it not ?

[visual mountain]

Now to rank 14 her

[woven marsh]

Bellete, clevelet, HSFCRlet

[visual mountain]

[woven marsh]

[visual mountain]

Jekyll dies

[woven marsh]

[frail bone]

[leaden arrow]

Mythy stronk

[visual mountain]

But that climax skill tho

[leaden arrow]

[visual mountain]

Increases act and dexterity, heals self and changes all 4 acts

[arctic hawk]

All Komenomimis have 2 pairs of ears.

[hazy kayak]

Can't stop thinking about Izumo's jingle bells in the loading screen

[leaden arrow]

[hazy kayak]

one day, I'll dev30 her

[leaden arrow]

I don't know what it exactly does, but it sounds good

[arctic hawk]

When the bad guy's had enough of your shit and just wants to end it

[visual mountain]

Also high damage all and a chance to stun

[frail bone]

if devs gib us at least Purifier to our docks

im happy

[leaden arrow]

[hazy kayak]

tfw doing 13-3 mobs on auto

[leaden arrow]

stronk

[hazy kayak]

thanks perseus 🙏

[arctic hawk]

I'd settle for Tester.

Sirens: Create a literal behemoth of a ship
Le Malin: Creates a giant cushion to engulf the ship in
Sirens: Are you serious.

[kind heart]

I've dumped all my general dr blueprints into Azuma

[brisk plaza]

Hello

I have been lurking

[arctic hawk]

[dapper plank]

Ohayougozaimasu

[arctic hawk]

tfw for the entirety of Crosswave, all the shipgirls are using blank ammo.

[kind heart]

this is Just Sad

still, appreciate it more much more than cancer fleets tho

[jagged tendon]

Would post Unifbi but that meme is older than death

[arctic hawk]

Why's Ark Royal obsessed with destroyers, again?

[jagged tendon]

Escorted by them everywhere she went

[kind heart]

irl

[arctic hawk]

And that somehow translated to AL Ark Royal being a lolicon?

[jagged tendon]

*destroyercon but yes

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

Same thing in this case.

Kthen.

[woven marsh]

It’s a funny joke

Once or twice

But it genuinely ruined her

Cos her design is one of the best in the game

Especially her skins

The rifle deck also

[arctic hawk]

iLike her rifle deck.

[kind heart]

Ark design is hot af

[arctic hawk]

Georgia's hotter

[woven marsh]

Wdym they’re the same ship

Also Lexington has a rifle deck

I never noticed

Until someone pointed out

[arctic hawk]

How can they be the same ship if one of them's hotter than the other

She does?

[woven marsh]

Look

It’s upside down

The tower top is the stock

I legit never noticed before

[arctic hawk]

Ah. Looked more like a staff to me.

[woven marsh]

Same

[jagged tendon]

It’s a funny joke
Once or twice
Tbh I dont even mean ark in specific just the whole lolicon/fbi shit is pretty annoying now
(yes I know you didnt refer to my message)

[woven marsh]

I thought of sara

[arctic hawk]

Trigger's more visible here.

[woven marsh]

Thought it would be the same

99999999

Hax

[arctic hawk]

Oh, for the love of

[woven marsh]

Apparently she has a skin

Hot

Very hot

[cobalt wyvern]

@kind heart hey I found that guy too

[arctic hawk]

How many more times do I have to mention that crap.

[cobalt wyvern]

I beat him up

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

I already know the answer

But I’ll always take the chance

[arctic hawk]

There, happy?

[woven marsh]

Jesus

Like I was against it

Also

And level 200

[cobalt wyvern]

@woven marsh he used cheats

use cheats too

[arctic hawk]

Why would anyone want Shimakaze

[jagged tendon]

Top line: Everyone looking at the left besides 2
Next line: Everyone looking at the right besides 2

[cobalt wyvern]

I don't want Shimakaze

[arctic hawk]

Me neither.

[cobalt wyvern]

then give him Shimakaze

[arctic hawk]

I only ever used her until I realised how slow Akashi points were gained.

Then I got Roon and been maining her since.

[cobalt wyvern]

I used cheats to get ships I give a shit about

10/10 gameplay

[arctic hawk]

Even oatherd'er.

[cobalt wyvern]

introduce the recruiting mechanic

don't have enough points to recruit anyone

10/10

[arctic hawk]

To be fair, it only takes 3 fights to earn enough to buy your first partner.

[cobalt wyvern]

and it's just Akagi, Kaga or Nagato

I tried playing Eugen once

worst mistake of my life

[arctic hawk]

ohey, I can marry Bismarck too now.

Eugen is pretty neat.

Just needs the right wepinz

[cobalt wyvern]

SKK ^

[arctic hawk]

And now her firepower got bumped past Suruga's.

kek

[cobalt wyvern]

who????

Suruga is literally who????

[arctic hawk]

The tanuki pretending to be a ram.

[arctic hawk]

Speaking of Spoot.

[cobalt wyvern]

her voice is so wrong

[arctic hawk]

She has her normal voice during one of the DLC episodes.

[cobalt wyvern]

BRO

YES

[arctic hawk]

But the wrong one during the other 4 + main story

[cobalt wyvern]

dies

she only has 2 secretary lines

[arctic hawk]

Normal voice during the Formidable episode.

[cobalt wyvern]

how do you fuck this up

[arctic hawk]

Everyone has only 2 secretary lines.

Which change to 2 others post-marriage.

[cobalt wyvern]

how do you fuck this up

[arctic hawk]

No wonder peeps find Bismarck so adorable.

[cobalt wyvern]

they automatically assume that "Secretary Interaction" has you physically touching your secretary

10/10

[cobalt wyvern]

that's just her crush line

from the normal game

[arctic hawk]

Nice 4th wall ya' got there, mate.

[cobalt wyvern]

yes I did Taihou

what you gonna do

huh?

[jagged tendon]

"Is there something on my face"
It was pain

[cobalt wyvern]

"is there something on my face?"
yes, Rodney's shells

[jagged tendon]

2800 of them

[arctic hawk]

No bulli the hot blonde

[cobalt wyvern]

I also like how everyone has the sad face

on their loading screens

like they're bummed out that they're in Crosswave

[arctic hawk]

AH, right. Speaking of.

No hyperNeutpune ship in-game.

I dunno what the hell happened there.

[arctic hawk]

hyperNeptune

There.

[cobalt wyvern]

she doesn't wanna be here

@arctic hawk holy shit Crosswave Belfast

she got the horny

calm down Belfast you're not Sirius

[woven marsh]

She is a Tanuki

to fit in with Kongos

who aren't her sisters

because Suruga is a Kii class

so her sister is Kii

who is a kitsune

AL pls

[leaden arrow]

Idk who'd be considered a kitsune

We have cat girls, but that's it

[woven marsh]

It's not the full line

[cobalt wyvern]

Sirius: I'm the horniest maid
Belfast: learn your place, noob

[woven marsh]

Why are you staring at me? Do I have something on my face? I'm pretty, you say...? Um, Thank you...

[cobalt wyvern]

ye

it's more adorkable imo

[woven marsh]

Meanwhile Dido

[arctic hawk]

Kaga, Akagi, Amagi, Tosa

[woven marsh]

Like a fox but with lots of

[arctic hawk]

"Kitsune" = fox

[cobalt wyvern]

Sirius objects
Belfast goes all in

what the fuck

is it opposite day?

[arctic hawk]

Admiral Hipper during that last fight was like "Yo, heard you guys like shields"

[woven marsh]

Kitsune Yokai

More tails = stronger

[cobalt wyvern]

Essex: no tails

[jagged tendon]

Sirius objects to what? Not being spanked?

[woven marsh]

Twintails

So they can have 9 tails

[cobalt wyvern]

@jagged tendon I'm "researching" the special touch lines

[woven marsh]

which all the AL Kitsunes have

[cobalt wyvern]

in Crosswave

for science!

[woven marsh]

Except Nagato has it hidden half the time

[jagged tendon]

[leaden arrow]

Do they have reno in crosswave

[woven marsh]

and what the fuck does Tosa have?

The swimsuit skin bothers me

there's a big BLOB of hair

or fur

[kind heart]

Tails

[woven marsh]

and I can't figure out where it's coming from

[jagged tendon]

Big floof

[cobalt wyvern]

Hammann calls you baka instead of pervert

[leaden arrow]

Who's tosa

[cobalt wyvern]

my disappointment is immeasurable

[woven marsh]

:hamubaka:

[cobalt wyvern]

and my day is ruined

[woven marsh]

no nitro lmao

[leaden arrow]

[jagged tendon]

And then she lose them in that loading screen

[woven marsh]

Nitro Slave

[arctic hawk]

Did you see Reno in any of the screen shots I've been showing?

[woven marsh]

Yostar pls fix tail

[leaden arrow]

I dunno, you could've been hiding her

show her

[jagged tendon]

Oh yeah now that I think about it

[arctic hawk]

How the hell do I hide someone from a full roster page

[cobalt wyvern]

the quintessential "bro u ok?" face @arctic hawk

[jagged tendon]

Wth is Yostar doing
We had the tail update, now its the legs update... whats next

[woven marsh]

two right feet

[arctic hawk]

🐌 makes a good point. I should marry American Bismarck next.

[leaden arrow]

Face update

[woven marsh]

Hao pls

no more entyface

[leaden arrow]

Remember sanloui skin face

[woven marsh]

I beg of you Hao

[jagged tendon]

Oh god

[woven marsh]

stop

[leaden arrow]

[jagged tendon]

Not that again

[cobalt wyvern]

@arctic hawk put Hipper as your secretary

[woven marsh]

Azuma face still looks weird

[cobalt wyvern]

and mash the Secretary Interaction button

[woven marsh]

I can't stand it

[cobalt wyvern]

HuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuh

[woven marsh]

it looks wrong

[arctic hawk]

O...kay, back to Crosswave I go, then

[cobalt wyvern]

HuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuh

[woven marsh]

HUUUUH

[jagged tendon]

She turns into Regirocks' cousin?

[woven marsh]

Hipper is like us

She also builds plane models

[leaden arrow]

what is this hell

[woven marsh]

sits at home

[jagged tendon]

And complains about everything

[arctic hawk]

@cobalt wyvern I've decided to stick with Taihou for now. Then Azuma, THEN Enteprise

[cobalt wyvern]

@arctic hawk

[arctic hawk]

No need to tag me, I did it myself.

[cobalt wyvern]

@woven marsh

[arctic hawk]

Full-auto clicking.

[woven marsh]

Blessed be my ears

[cobalt wyvern]

THIS

IS

OUT

OF

CHARACTER

NEPTUNE WILL NEVER SPOIL YOU

[arctic hawk]

'Ey, Academy Roon's back

[cobalt wyvern]

forgot if Neptune is DLC or not

got the DLCs in the winter sale

[woven marsh]

Those Quint torps

cursed for some reason

[arctic hawk]

Hoo, boy.

[cobalt wyvern]

angry

anger

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Neptune's DLC. With Formidable.

[woven marsh]

[cobalt wyvern]

oh right I have Formidable too then @arctic hawk

(what the fuck am I doing with my money holy shit)

[arctic hawk]

Spending it on Kansen.

[woven marsh]

Cheat engining them in?

[arctic hawk]

If only that worked on the base game.

[cobalt wyvern]

Musashi's last words

[dry coyote]

Who's that hiding behind monarch

[cobalt wyvern]

Akagi

[frail bone]

capitalist cat

[cobalt wyvern]

Formidable

[leaden arrow]

Wym that's just a monarch with cat ears

[cobalt wyvern]

yes, I was just checking if she was ok

very healthy heartbeat 👍

[arctic hawk]

Put your ear to it.

[cobalt wyvern]

now let me check it again

[arctic hawk]

And again.

[cobalt wyvern]

and again

[arctic hawk]

It might require constant surveilance.

[cobalt wyvern]

what

I'm just a good doctor

[arctic hawk]

Best just keep your ear close at all times.

Anyway, got some VN to slog through until the forced battles.

[woven marsh]

A very cursed Formidable

[cobalt wyvern]

@arctic hawk

[woven marsh]

@arctic hawk

[cobalt wyvern]

you're welcome

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Ok, but why is Kroto @quasi ferry me

[cobalt wyvern]

poor Ing

[leaden arrow]

Who's Ing

[arctic hawk]

Eh, he'll live.

[cobalt wyvern]

it's Ing

imagine Ing turns out to be whitecrow

or red man's alt

[leaden arrow]

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

Anyone got new Niizuki art?

[cobalt wyvern]

Belfast outcooms Atago

[dapper plank]

[cobalt wyvern]

blursed timeline

[arctic hawk]

Uuuuuhhhhhhhh

[cobalt wyvern]

things

I wish to do things

involving hugs

[arctic hawk]

That is the correct answer.

[leaden arrow]

Don't you dare mention handholding

[cobalt wyvern]

this is a christian server

no handholding

[dapper plank]

[arctic hawk]

[leaden arrow]

[cobalt wyvern]

@dapper plank

dorime

[arctic hawk]

The next answer's also funny.

[dapper plank]

[cobalt wyvern]

I clicked on her face

[woven marsh]

Friendzoned

[cobalt wyvern]

why is she talking about skinship

[dapper plank]

Huh?

Skinship

[cobalt wyvern]

tfw no boob click hitbox

0/10

[dapper plank]

Boob click?

[arctic hawk]

You mean you never tapped the boobs of your secretaries?

It's the so-called "special touch".

[dapper plank]

Oh

[cobalt wyvern]

contrarian

[leaden arrow]

Bipolarity is epic

[cobalt wyvern]

she activates her secret coomer mode at will

[dapper plank]

I always touch my spoot and not others

[woven marsh]

There's nothing to touch, though

okay what the hell

SanRui died 4 times already

[leaden arrow]

Y'know what this means

Evasion 🅱️ad

[cobalt wyvern]

Belfast is now a contrarian

[dapper plank]

[cobalt wyvern]

don't touch others

[arctic hawk]

Ok, I gotta ask. What's with the Albacore/Taihou dynamic?

[cobalt wyvern]

except me master :)))))))))))))))))

[visual mountain]

Kill the sloot

[cobalt wyvern]

can I cheat engine a ring in

[visual mountain]

Now

[cobalt wyvern]

I wanna see if I can cheese oaths

[woven marsh]

Taihoe is scared of Alba and the latter is annoying and clingy

[arctic hawk]

makes fun of 9999999999 AP
wants to cheat engine rings

[cobalt wyvern]

I cheat too

how the fuck do you think I have Belfast

because I played the game???

[arctic hawk]

So...Taihou gets what she deserves and doesn't like it?

[woven marsh]

Albacore sank Taihoe

Well, the crew did

but the torpedoes were from Albacore

[arctic hawk]

Ah, Taihou was scuffed.

Much like most ships, now that I think about it.

[woven marsh]

can anyone open a window

Famous last words

[cobalt wyvern]

ffs

[arctic hawk]

WWI and WWII ship captain logic: You don't sink me, I sink me!

[cobalt wyvern]

I can't cheese the affinity meter

:(

[woven marsh]

True love can't be bought

[cobalt wyvern]

ofc it can

[arctic hawk]

Kroto is half-right

[cobalt wyvern]

it costs 600 gems

[arctic hawk]

Well, in Crosswave's case, it costs 10 battles, a cognitive chip, and up to 25 hearts.

[woven marsh]

No like

You can buy truer love

[cobalt wyvern]

yes

[woven marsh]

@hazy kayak

[arctic hawk]

I really hate Akagi's smug face for some reason.

[cobalt wyvern]

I really hate Akagi for some reason

[woven marsh]

Thanks I hate it too

[hazy kayak]

me likey

[woven marsh]

Me too

[hazy kayak]

don't think I've seen it before

will look it up

[woven marsh]

it's new

3 hours ago

Anyway I did a lot of pondering

[jagged tendon]

I would gonna say to punch the smug out of her face but with Akagi its better to finish the whole thing in one go or dont do it

[woven marsh]

I think I am over that little heartbreak I had with Percy

Might oath her just to for the new lines

[arctic hawk]

5 times I've read this sentence and I still can't find any sense to it

[woven marsh]

That makes perfect sense to me

[jagged tendon]

Me too

[arctic hawk]

Coincidentally, that's about how the fight with her went. One torpedo salvo later, sunk Akagi

[jagged tendon]

Also tbh ||knowing her personality, the only worthy thing is really her chest||

[woven marsh]

you're wrong

there is also ||fluffy tails||

[jagged tendon]

You're right

[woven marsh]

Mate I want some serious floof rn

[cobalt wyvern]

YOU'VE CALLED ME A MADMAN

SAID THAT TRUE LOVE CAN'T BE CHEATED

LOOK AT YOU NOW

[woven marsh]

Fake

[arctic hawk]

Purifier's "dafuq" face, though

[cobalt wyvern]

is Crush the highest tier?

[arctic hawk]

Nope, Love is.

[cobalt wyvern]

oh really

I set her battles to like

1000

so what else do I lack

[arctic hawk]

Motivation.

[cobalt wyvern]

yes besides that though

[jagged tendon]

Bruh that purifier face reminds me of

https://tenor.com/view/math-calculate-confusing-figure-out-gif-6237717

[arctic hawk]

be secretary
10 battles
cognitive awakening

[cobalt wyvern]

ok so cognitive awakening

just watch me

[woven marsh]

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

[jagged tendon]

Spet

[woven marsh]

This is actually cute

[jagged tendon]

She was the only I didnt get from CE

[woven marsh]

Same

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

Bad luck with pink hair

Anyway

who needs their depression cured?

[jagged tendon]

[jagged tendon]

Heh

[woven marsh]

[jagged tendon]

She's cute but annoying

[woven marsh]

KOCCHI DAYO

[jagged tendon]

I have been seeing her too much in pvp since the CV rework

[woven marsh]

idk cute smile is cute smile

[arctic hawk]

I don't think I'll get over Schpeh any time soon.

[woven marsh]

So much Heinrich art

[arctic hawk]

Not that Spee is any better.

[jagged tendon]

The only one that isnt 70% legs

[woven marsh]

70% underboob

[arctic hawk]

A'ight, I seem to have walked in on The Horny.

I shall back away now.

[woven marsh]

No horni

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

only happi

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

I need

to keep my company

[jagged tendon]

When depression hits

Had them both on frequently used, too good to pass on lol

[woven marsh]

My server has like

Guns galore

for some reason it has become America

[jagged tendon]

They're all murican ships? Or just guns

[woven marsh]

Three emotes with yorktown holding guns

One with Essex holding a gun banana

[jagged tendon]

One for each sister and herself

[woven marsh]

YorkGun and GunHead

[dapper plank]

[woven marsh]

not to be confused with headgun

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/773343336215478304.gif

[cobalt wyvern]

ok so

I just used the nuke button

and got a savegame

was all of this worth it to find out what Belfast's 2 oath lines are?

probably not

@arctic hawk

that's enough messing with Crosswave for today

[jagged tendon]

headgun
...interesting name

[arctic hawk]

I got my sip waifus legit

[cobalt wyvern]

I'm too busy playing AL fairly

to play ALC fairly

[arctic hawk]

iPlay'em both at the same time

[cobalt wyvern]

masochist

I cheat in Singleplayer games only tbh @arctic hawk

cheating in multiplayer is a big nono even for me

[arctic hawk]

Roon, please. Phrasing

[cobalt wyvern]

sure will

[woven marsh]

TSET

[cobalt wyvern]

@arctic hawk from one side

I don't play Crosswave except when I dick around with it

on the other side

I can't really uninstall it

since it's a game I bought

[frail bone]

Roon out of character

[woven marsh]

Haruna skin

More legs

[cobalt wyvern]

almost everyone is out of character

mfwwwww

[frail bone]

woundt be surprised if they also give us a Bismarck skin

since Tirpitz got one

[arctic hawk]

Bismarck is slower than the other ships :c

She doesn't have a dash, she gets a shield.

[frail bone]

this inst league of legends

[arctic hawk]

wha

[cobalt wyvern]

what should I play

HOI4? @arctic hawk

[arctic hawk]

Crosswave seriously

[cobalt wyvern]

nah

I tried

I still have my legit save

I got as far as the Yukikaze fight in the cube race thing @arctic hawk

can't beat that fight

[arctic hawk]

Can't beat Yukikaze?

[cobalt wyvern]

can't

[arctic hawk]

With a full KMS fleet?

[cobalt wyvern]

if by full KMS fleet you mean

Shimakaze and Suruga

then yes

[arctic hawk]

Fine, then give Suraga the DLC weapons and nuke Yukikaze.

[cobalt wyvern]

don't wanna taint my save just yet

I have 2 saves basically

my legit save

and my "wacky" save

where I do all the fucking around

my legit save only has Shims and Suruga @arctic hawk

and the DLCs too I wager

I forgot where those unlock

instantly?

[arctic hawk]

Instantly.

You should have the DLC items in your inventory as well as the DLC ships available for AP purchase.

[cobalt wyvern]

nice

story is still boring though

[arctic hawk]

Eh, it was ok.

I liked the goofy parts.

[cobalt wyvern]

like Shims existing?

[cobalt wyvern]

k fine

let's start a new game

no frills this time

@arctic hawk can't wait to get annoyed at Shims again

[arctic hawk]

Get Roon as soon as you can, she's stronk

Ok, ALL the story is done.

Now for the 100 extreme battles.

They don't seem upset.

But why...

[leaden arrow]

Could have her finished by now

But procrastination is a hell of a thing

Anyways, +17% in a few runs

Had to stop cuz everyone got negative mood

[arctic hawk]

tfw don't have Taihou's ring so I can't marry her

[frail bone]

i think this is the event that they launched most skins ever

lol

theres also a Suzutsuki and Georgia one coming

[woven marsh]

5 more

[cobalt wyvern]

ok I'm at the Bisko speech part @arctic hawk

AAAAAAAA JAVELIN GO AWAY

[arctic hawk]

30/100 battles

Can't marry Taihou because I have no hearts to buy the ring with.

[ripe aspen]

:HOW:

[woven marsh]

Did you start the thing yesterday or what

[ripe aspen]

yeah probably

[hazy kayak]

what am I in for

[cobalt wyvern]

@arctic hawk the funny, sir

[hazy kayak]

It went well

[sleek crest]

i got my steam account stolen but i think ill get it back tomorrow with a proof of ownership (literally bills to my purchases)

this was the first time ive seen trade links Getting my account stolen

hackers are getting way too smart smh

[arctic hawk]

Sseth posted!

YAS!

[ripe aspen]

Fucking death? Maybe? idk im only level 44

[hazy kayak]

I just posted the first win vs taiho

[hazy kayak]

here

[ripe aspen]

oh

pog

[hazy kayak]

indeed

[cobalt wyvern]

got to Yukikaze @arctic hawk

she's dead now

[ripe aspen]

reminder that this exists

[woven marsh]

Why not use Helena?

[hazy kayak]

Don't wanna

also they're all wifed

Reno has Neptune Gun instead

and Brem has Toolkit over Bulge

[woven marsh]

Could have kept the twin

[hazy kayak]

probably, yeah

I'll give her gold AP DD whenever I have teh mats for it

[woven marsh]

Twin 114 is still better

It’s so nice to see someone equip their ships properly

||except sex Bofors on Brem||

[hazy kayak]

I guess you're right

the triple sex bofors is a representation of me wanting a foursome with all of them

don't think much else of it

[woven marsh]

I guess 140% efficiency isn’t bad

Eh

I’ll let it pass

That’s an extremely AA heavy vanguard

Don’t event need Essex at this point

[hazy kayak]

also 25% bonus from skill

One For The Team

[woven marsh]

How awful is your circle then jeez

Sex Bofors have no range

Essex and enty don’t contribute

And STAAG is but one gun

But yeah. You overkill planes I assume

[hazy kayak]

I just move to the planes and they go poof

and since Brem and Chesh make a nice meat sandwich, it's fine

[woven marsh]

Mmmm

[hazy kayak]

...I want brem and chesh to sandwich me

between their chests, that is

[woven marsh]

I’d want to be meat sandwiched

[hazy kayak]

I'm gonna post that frontline on gph

[woven marsh]

2 CA is bad

No AA

Wdym

Also what is this HPAAR doing anyway lmaolin

[cobalt wyvern]

this is voiced

[woven marsh]

Anyone got an SG radar for that ambush bonus btw?

I got caught once in all my W13 run so I guess I got lucky

[frail bone]

ports supply resets soon

[woven marsh]

[cobalt wyvern]

[hazy kayak]

I live life on the edge

[woven marsh]

Inb4 0 ambushes

[hazy kayak]

I'd run SG on Richelieu in mob fleet buuut I have Perseus

and there's an ammo node

so ggs

[frail bone]

i just run SG on Nep Nep

since adding a toolbox would mess up Sheffield skill

[woven marsh]

[hazy kayak]

just remembered I have Neptune on dev24 for some reason

Should have spent my prints of Izumo

if only I'd known better...

awooga

[sleek crest]

probably no once cares

but i recovered my steam account

[hazy kayak]

hey congrats

now you can game again

It's not about others caring btw

you just go on with your life

you think even a tenth of this chat pays attention to me?

you think I believe you're reading what I'm telling you?

[versed terrace]

yes

cause i just did

dam that odin skin tho

[frail bone]

https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/Junkers_Ju-87_D-4

look

at this disgrace

its worse than barracuda

as i calculated before

[hazy kayak]

yeah but are you gonna use the purple stuka or messer on zeppelin?

[frail bone]

personally i will go messers

[hazy kayak]

.... yeah I can see that

I'll still run D87

[frail bone]

Skypirate and Wyvern will work better on Zeppelin

[frail bone]

swordfish

is better than Junkers

thats actually so sad

[versed terrace]

[frail bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415872267038490626/792926210123366441/unknown.png

[sleek crest]

steam customer service is one of the best ive ever seen

kudos to valve

[frail bone]

[sleek crest]

broo i feel light as a fucking feather

my lung started aching and shit when i realized i was hacked

[cobalt wyvern]

hacked where

[leaden arrow]

F

[sleek crest]

wym f

that is a good

thing

my account was stolen

[leaden arrow]

[slim fulcrum]

F that you got compromised

[sleek crest]

ah

[leaden arrow]

what even happened ?

[sleek crest]

well i feel so stupid i dont even want to explain it

basically a friend of me whom i trust got his account stolen and the stolen was sent a message saying that i was supposedly leaving cs go

and that i was offering my inventory

i was sleepy so i didnt pay much attention

boy i should have

the more i looked at it the more obvious it seems

[sleek crest]

mind you i dont even play cs

@leaden arrow so thats the hang of what happened

[leaden arrow]

welp, glad you got it under control now

[sleek crest]

yeah

my friend still seems to be unable to recover it for the time being

[sleek crest]

my real hometown

[dapper plank]

i wonder how i survived by not eating breakfast and lunch

[hot moat]

It is not "how" but more of why

[dapper plank]

why u correct me

[leaden arrow]

ah yes, same with me

my appetite is gone

dunno why

[versed terrace]

i can live without breakfast or lunch

tho not for very long

[hot moat]

I meant as in, why would you not eat breakfast and lunch

[dapper plank]

huh

wut

[sleek crest]

i mean i dont eat both

since i wake up after like 1 pm

tbh idk how people can have breakfasts

if i eat breakfast im full when having lunch

so lunch goes to waste

anyway

quite sleepy since I only got 5 hrs of slep

gn/m whatever time it is

[leaden arrow]

oh well, I'll just lose another few kilos again no biggie

@dapper plank now eat

[dapper plank]

nuuu

i want candy

[leaden arrow]

No, go eat or I'll feed you myself

[dapper plank]

[leaden arrow]

makeshift potions may or may not be included

[dapper plank]

i only ate 2 kinder eggs

[hazy kayak]

by the way

you're all lucklets to me

[leaden arrow]

nope, eat or get eaten

[hazy kayak]

I don't have to play 13-4 anymore

[dapper plank]

eat me

[leaden arrow]

k, I'll use napalm to tenderize you first

[visual mountain]

[dapper plank]

[hazy kayak]

https://twitter.com/NRf6an32CH7hF8K/status/1343274740765532168?s=19

赤霄Vesper (@NRf6an32CH7hF8K)

大鳳(μ兵装)
#アズールレーン

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[visual mountain]

Too big

[hazy kayak]

shut up

[leaden arrow]

[versed terrace]

[leaden arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/milk-and-mocha-pat-cuddle-love-heart-gif-15740749

[versed terrace]

run

[leaden arrow]

All guns, target Kataro

[versed terrace]

[leaden arrow]

https://gfycat.com/constanttimelyblackmamba

[versed terrace]

[leaden arrow]

hit confirmed

[versed terrace]

[leaden arrow]

now embrace the hugs

[versed terrace]

Retaliate

[leaden arrow]

nuuuu, no resist hugs

[versed terrace]

[leaden arrow]

[versed terrace]

Fight back in the only way I know

lic

[dapper plank]

[versed terrace]

[dapper plank]

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

Isn’t this just the other perspective of the previous loading screen?

[versed terrace]

Yes

Y

[dapper plank]

i kinda like that perspective

[versed terrace]

Me likey both

[dapper plank]

[kind heart]

If my vanguard were to sink fighting the stronghold boss, will the progress be recorded or not?

[hazy kayak]

yes

[kind heart]

So, I just do as much dmg as I can, go back to port for heals and come back to fight again, correct?

[versed terrace]

Wat

So ur saying I didn't have to waste my consumables

[kind heart]

I'm not saying, I'm asking

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

Yes

Strongholds are extremely cheesable

[versed terrace]

[kind heart]

Ic ic, I've only done one stronghold so far, didn't need to cheese there

[woven marsh]

[kind heart]

Corrosion level 4, so it was easy anyway

[woven marsh]

Level 128 without cheese is very

[versed terrace]

I'm just going to grind to forget the pain

[woven marsh]

Shinano fleet

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

How long has this been there

[kind heart]

I don't see any change in PvP meta so far, cancer is still cancer

[kind heart]

Today's mini update

[woven marsh]

Cancer has become easier to beat

I’ve seen this loading screen already

And not on AL

[kind heart]

🐦

[versed terrace]

Tasty treats

[woven marsh]

Hiryuu has def become easier

[cobalt wyvern]

they updated the whole game

just to switch the splash screen

[woven marsh]

Even easier than Warspite made it

[cobalt wyvern]

IJN bias isn't real

[kind heart]

Ido, what's your score in pvp rn?

[cobalt wyvern]

1415

[hazy kayak]

Strongholds are cheesable and a scam

[versed terrace]

[hazy kayak]

also what fleets are you guys using for Hiryuu Meta

I can't sink her at lv11...

[cobalt wyvern]

just fight her multiple times

you have 3 attempts to sink her

[kind heart]

wat

[woven marsh]

3 daily attempts are for helping

[cobalt wyvern]

weird

[woven marsh]

Request support and forget

[cobalt wyvern]

oh right

that's what I did

[woven marsh]

Let others get points

[kind heart]

I just request support and wait for rewards

[woven marsh]

I did beat 11 a few times solo

12 I haven’t tried

But if you are lucky with Rng I guess

You just need to do the most damage you can

[versed terrace]

Lvl 12 was ok

Lvl 13 was not

[cobalt wyvern]

can I even fight lower leveled ones later?