lexington-general

[arctic hawk]

Oh, by the way.

Before this day ends.

[woven marsh]

It did end

[arctic hawk]

Still got 17 minutes.

[woven marsh]

I’m one hour ahead

[woven marsh]

The future isn’t looking bright man

Don’t go there

[woven marsh]

Stay where you are

[frail bone]

inb4 2021 will be actually worse

[woven marsh]

Don’t get alive

[woven marsh]

Just stay where you are

[kind heart]

Almost none of the Hindus even know that swastikas are considered bad in the west lmao.

[woven marsh]

Don’t get Alive

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

There’s nothing there

[woven marsh]

I’ve seen the locks with swastikas

[woven marsh]

Any westerner would lose their shit

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

Be Hindu
Only known for tech support scams, shit on the streets and being literally Hitler

[frail bone]

#game-feedback message

[woven marsh]

Good one

[kind heart]

Biased media and education system is failing the kids in the West

[frail bone]

west is literally on its downfall already

just give 20 years

[versed terrace]

@arctic hawk

[frail bone]

Kroto is lucky to live in Russia

[versed terrace]

[frail bone]

also so many padurus

holy

[arctic hawk]

Not done yet

[versed terrace]

Padoru good

[arctic hawk]

This one's my favorite. Tiny foxes in the bag.

[versed terrace]

Spee

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

How many do you have

[versed terrace]

Pog

[arctic hawk]

Yes

[woven marsh]

I expected that

[versed terrace]

[versed terrace]

[kind heart]

those kids be like:
Swastika v/s Hakenkreuz
"They're the same picture"

[kind heart]

I used to have a folder full of padorus

[frail bone]

kinda reminds me of a video from DominantChris

[frail bone]

where he starts playing sieg heil in Dayz and a guy calls him nazi

[woven marsh]

Fun fact

[woven marsh]

You can never be a Nazi

Because NSDAP doesn’t exist

[kind heart]

People called PewDiePie nazi because he wore an old British soldier uniform

[woven marsh]

I remember that

[arctic hawk]

Aaand that's all, folks.

[woven marsh]

Holy shit I was so mad

[arctic hawk]

See ya' next year.

[woven marsh]

It’s clearly a royal uniform

Cos it lacked style

[arctic hawk]

For good measure.

[woven marsh]

Black and silver color

[hazy kayak]

oh it's over, finally

[woven marsh]

Iron crosses

Literally everything else

[arctic hawk]

Y'want more?

[versed terrace]

Good

3 am?

Gotcha

[arctic hawk]

You too, huh

[hazy kayak]

I blocked you for today Nero

[woven marsh]

2 hours 6 mins

He is done lmao

[versed terrace]

?

[hazy kayak]

I'll read your messages, just wanted something to hide the images

[arctic hawk]

Bold of you to assume I care

[woven marsh]

Oh fuck off

[versed terrace]

Lol

[hazy kayak]

I know he is done

[versed terrace]

It's Christmas let him be

[hazy kayak]

I am letting him be

[woven marsh]

It’s 1 hour past Christmas

[arctic hawk]

It's 5 minutes left of Christmas.

[hazy kayak]

I just don't want to see it

[woven marsh]

And I still haven’t fought second hiryuu

[versed terrace]

Still got 9 hours for me

[arctic hawk]

Ok, time to PM Raunn the entire folder again.

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

I’m instantly not mad again

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

Dat Roon BP>

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

That is a good find.

[woven marsh]

It’s the bonus one

[dapper plank]

oi jotaro

[woven marsh]

DIO

[arctic hawk]

@hazy kayak

[versed terrace]

[dapper plank]

gifting nitro

[arctic hawk]

Found another one just for him.

[dapper plank]

[kind heart]

Discord block understanding that I wanted the padorus gones@arctic hawk

[versed terrace]

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

Ah, Bofos wants the PM too, I see.

The actual last one I have

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

Yea, you right.

[woven marsh]

I like those Bofors better than whatever the one in GPH is

That one is cursed

[kind heart]

That one got the idea from me anyway

[arctic hawk]

Salt Lake City padoru when

[woven marsh]

So weird lol

New Bofors

[kind heart]

It's from when I edited my Bofors

[woven marsh]

But your line is old

[arctic hawk]

This is your brain on socialising.
Any questions?

[woven marsh]

Fheilyn has a weirder one before

[kind heart]

Yeah, the ahegao one

[arctic hawk]

If you post that here, I'm restarting the Padoru spam.

[woven marsh]

You think I should replace Cleveland?

Planes don’t seem to be an issue

And her buff doesn’t even get to taking effect

[arctic hawk]

is that how Saint Louis' ballroom chibi looks like?>

[woven marsh]

Yes

She throws her spear at the end

[arctic hawk]

Was wondering why she looked so...thin

[kind heart]

Replace Helena retrofit with her. Similar AA and more reliable buff

[woven marsh]

But Helena is in boss

[kind heart]

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

Wonder if I have anyone with more steady Dmg

[kind heart]

Kataro got nitro

[versed terrace]

nitro pog

[kind heart]

Pog

[arctic hawk]

Kataro enjoying his nitro, I see.

[versed terrace]

[kind heart]

I'm using Saint Louis, London, Bremerton. Dunno how they'll work for you

[woven marsh]

Should I just use Laffey?

[arctic hawk]

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

I dunno why I'm playing the Can Can in my head right now.

[kind heart]

:Grassdoge:

[versed terrace]

lol

[arctic hawk]

Would join that :grassdoge: server if I knew what it was.

[versed terrace]

[arctic hawk]

[kind heart]

Just make it in your personal server, I put the image there

[arctic hawk]

[cobalt wyvern]

Sup everyone

[arctic hawk]

Hello, snail.

[woven marsh]

Hi Christmas snail

[arctic hawk]

kek

I just got a dumb idea.

[cobalt wyvern]

I think my Christmas gift was somehow getting to rank 4 in pvp

[frail bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415872267038490626/792153447247118336/unknown.png

this is a meme machine

[cobalt wyvern]

What is

[arctic hawk]

@woven marsh

[woven marsh]

I know right

Goddamit

[arctic hawk]

[dapper plank]

6 more nitros to go

[woven marsh]

This is why Perseus is great

[arctic hawk]

Gift Kroto one.

[woven marsh]

Preloads wreck everurging

No

Don’t gift me anything

[dapper plank]

[woven marsh]

I’ll fucking kill you

I don’t take presents

[dapper plank]

[woven marsh]

Only give not take

[kind heart]

No need to show me how great Perseus is, I don't have her

[dapper plank]

then u no take pat?

[woven marsh]

I give

[dapper plank]

[frail bone]

Nitro

[arctic hawk]

[frail bone]

[arctic hawk]

[dapper plank]

[woven marsh]

Why you even gifting nitro when you can buy skins

[arctic hawk]

Hot take: Hammann is adorable and should be protected

[dapper plank]

my only goal is getting all warspoot skins

and i did

[woven marsh]

What if they add a new one

[dapper plank]

then ill buy it

[woven marsh]

But

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

BUT

do you have Neptune skin

[frail bone]

Hammann is adorable but i dont like her personality

[woven marsh]

There’s a

[frail bone]

[arctic hawk]

I do :v

[woven marsh]

She’s a tsundere

[dapper plank]

i dont have neptune..

[woven marsh]

[dapper plank]

nor skin

[arctic hawk]

is the only reason I got that Neptune skin.

[arctic hawk]

How dare you

[woven marsh]

Bruh Spoot

[dapper plank]

[frail bone]

get her now

[dapper plank]

im getting my monarch first

[cobalt wyvern]

Go get her champ

[dapper plank]

then neptune

[dapper plank]

[woven marsh]

To have all the warspoots

[cobalt wyvern]

Go get them all champ

[woven marsh]

[kind heart]

Yorktown and Hammann loading screen: hot

[woven marsh]

Horni

[dapper plank]

https://tenor.com/view/horny-jail-bonk-dog-hit-head-stop-being-horny-gif-17298755

[frail bone]

[kind heart]

They bonked him because he spoke the truth

[woven marsh]

Illegal picture

[dapper plank]

pog

[woven marsh]

This one I like

I can’t quite put it, but the drawing style is

Smooth?

Like

[arctic hawk]

[kind heart]

It's smooth af

[dapper plank]

its horni but

[cobalt wyvern]

They look like clay lol

[dapper plank]

not my nship

[woven marsh]

The image feels like HD

I really like when they do it

[arctic hawk]

Looks zoomed in.

[woven marsh]

The hair

[arctic hawk]

My fon's screenn has more of Dunkerque's legs showin'.

[woven marsh]

Bruh I really like when they draw good hair

This guy

Vayneee

[arctic hawk]

As well as 's horns

[kind heart]

Who's in the back?

[woven marsh]

Cute Eldridge

Oh. On the plate?

[arctic hawk]

Yameshiro?

[woven marsh]

Kiara

[arctic hawk]

on the plate

[kind heart]

Yama on the plate

[woven marsh]

That IS Yamashiro tho

https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/1845467

[kind heart]

I thought so

[frail bone]

[woven marsh]

You need to have a firebrand

To craft a fire crest

To craft a wyvern

[frail bone]

Manjuu: havent you grind enough?

[kind heart]

I'll have to use fulmar to craft fireband first

[cobalt wyvern]

If Valiant is QE's sister

Then is Valiant the Royal heir?

[frail bone]

even the sub torps are expensive

[woven marsh]

Buy it

[woven marsh]

G7e drops anyway

So not much of a rush

[frail bone]

man

[kind heart]

I don't have the cores for it

[woven marsh]

[cobalt wyvern]

Any ideas

[hazy kayak]

I wonder if I can craft anything

[frail bone]

i rather build this

[hazy kayak]

I'll do another Stronghold today

the challenge was fun

but honestly

the 25% heal was aids

[woven marsh]

The fact that you can cheese it tho

[hazy kayak]

ye

going back to port lol

[woven marsh]

I mean it sort of makes sense

[cobalt wyvern]

What cheese

[jagged tendon]

Unless QE had a stroke and died, the next heir would be her child not her sisters

[cobalt wyvern]

I don't see QE producing an heir anytime soon

[woven marsh]

Warspite is QEs sister as well

[cobalt wyvern]

no she isn't

[woven marsh]

Yes she is

[frail bone]

scuffed shop

[cobalt wyvern]

She's a classmate and a friend

Smhhhh

[jagged tendon]

She is

[arctic hawk]

Warspite is Queen Lizzie's doggo.

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

Sister

[kind heart]

Gold helldiver looks like a pretty marginal upgrade, doesn't it?

[arctic hawk]

Doggo

[kind heart]

[cobalt wyvern]

🔫
Friend

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

It’s a good upgrade cos it’s gold

[cobalt wyvern]

The Sisterists vs the Friendists

Who will win

[woven marsh]

More stat, can go to +13

[hazy kayak]

1 Blueprint?

[cobalt wyvern]

In the LexGen civil war

[woven marsh]

More damage

[arctic hawk]

Doggo

[hazy kayak]

One Fucking PR Blueprint?

make it three, come tf on

[arctic hawk]

That's what you get for rejecting Padoru

[kind heart]

Ah yeah, I forgot about +13 stuff

[woven marsh]

Can you get series 3 from that?

[frail bone]

well i rather not get the wyvern cuz yeah

rainbow BPs

[woven marsh]

Rainbow needs 105 plates to +11

[kind heart]

[frail bone]

AL turned into grind hell

run to the mountains

[jagged tendon]

Wasnt it already

[frail bone]

at least it was bearable

[jagged tendon]

Bearable
DRs

[woven marsh]

Barham and Malaya when?

We must get them

More flat battleships to keep QE company

And to keep her from going crazy

[cobalt wyvern]

yes

more spoots

I'll always be for more spoots

[arctic hawk]

[frail bone]

another stronghold

well have to do it i guess

grinding for 3 days non stop

im so tired

[cobalt wyvern]

oh yeah

I broke my previous record

[woven marsh]

[cobalt wyvern]

(284k)

[woven marsh]

FdG: 🚮

Laffey:

[frail bone]

funny how they choose St. Petersburg to place one of the best soundtracks of the game

[woven marsh]

I made the right choice lol

[cobalt wyvern]

I'm training Perseus up

hopefully she's as good as I heard

[arctic hawk]

Laffey is stupid strong in Crosswave, I wish I was joking

About as durable as a clay pigeon, though.

[cobalt wyvern]

everything is stupid boring in Crosswave, I wish I was joking

[woven marsh]

I mean. She is a destroyer

[arctic hawk]

Eh, I'm invested in the story

[woven marsh]

They aren’t known for being durable

Unless you’re Laffey

[frail bone]

Bismarck is literally a god in Crosswave

[arctic hawk]

Don't have Bismarck yet :l

[cobalt wyvern]

@arctic hawk sry I just have a strong distaste for Shimakaze

[woven marsh]

In which case you call battleships female dogs and 1v1 them

[arctic hawk]

I'm just Roonin' it until I get Bismarck.

[cobalt wyvern]

I used cheats

and got Bismarck

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

It's ok, Ido. I switched out Shimakaze for Roon as soon as I got'er.

Which is right away.

[cobalt wyvern]

I'm not playing MP (does the game have MP?)

so who cares

[arctic hawk]

It doesn't.

[cobalt wyvern]

I just wanted to unlock all the ships

[arctic hawk]

The only cheat I used was the infinite money one.

[frail bone]

its true that Crosswave has Neptune from Neptunia?

[cobalt wyvern]

no DLCs though

[arctic hawk]

Dunno.

I haven't unlocked all ships yet.

[cobalt wyvern]

just the normal unlockables

spoot sounds wrong

[arctic hawk]

But my current party is: Vanguard(controlable) Roon, Taihou, Laffey
Support(can't control):Graf Zeppelin, Deutschland, Graf Spee

Deep voice.

[cobalt wyvern]

I will never be able to get over Spoot's voice

[arctic hawk]

I've made the mistake of using the "instant reload skill" cheat and my frames dropped to 1 because Taihou decided to literally vomit planes on the battlefield.

[cobalt wyvern]

oh you used the same table?

lmao

yeah instant reload makes the game cry

and fries your CPU

but I run Paradox games for a living so my CPU is used to being fried

[arctic hawk]

[cobalt wyvern]

Paradox games are some of the least optimized games I've seen

[frail bone]

lol

[cobalt wyvern]

Paradox games don't end when the game ends

it ends in 2 ways

[arctic hawk]

Lucky me, with my shitty-ass non-gaming laptop

[cobalt wyvern]

you either get bored

[frail bone]

i coundt even run Crosswave

[cobalt wyvern]

or the game crashes

[frail bone]

shit is laggy af

[cobalt wyvern]

that's how all Paradox games end

[frail bone]

full price game btw

[arctic hawk]

I can run Crosswave just fine. 20 FPS fights, 60 FPS cutscenes.

"cutscenes"

[cobalt wyvern]

I got it on discount

[frail bone]

cutscenes are the entire game

[arctic hawk]

I had it gifted to me by a friendo.

She would either gift me Crosswave or a pre-order of Persona 5 Strikers.

[cobalt wyvern]

I swear if they add Shimakaze to normal AL

[frail bone]

i would choose Persona 5

[cobalt wyvern]

I will.... I WILL.... be a bit miffed

[frail bone]

ngl

[arctic hawk]

It wasn't my choice.

[frail bone]

[arctic hawk]

I told'er not to gift me anything, she insisted.

[frail bone]

wth

[woven marsh]

[frail bone]

a she giving gifts to a man?

impossible

[cobalt wyvern]

one thing I like in Crosswave

EVERYONE HAS EMOTIVE FACES YAY

[woven marsh]

That has influenced actual AL

[frail bone]

yeah

[cobalt wyvern]

WHY CAN'T I HAVE IN NORMAL AL

[frail bone]

i really like the emotive faces

[woven marsh]

Cleveland and I think enty got crosswave emotions

[frail bone]

i wish

[cobalt wyvern]

I NEED NAGATO'S BRUH FACE IN NORMAL AL

[frail bone]

they could make the ships in AL the same

at least they are doing it with new ships now

like

look at Z24

she has 10 faces

[cobalt wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/659544234583654400/750933213660315658/unknown.png

[woven marsh]

I wanna try something stupid

[arctic hawk]

One thing I hate about Corsswave: Akagi's forced polite tone with Enterprise

[woven marsh]

Ungeared fleet number 4

[arctic hawk]

I just wanna reach into the game and choke that bitch.

[frail bone]

theres more freaking 2 strongholds in my map

god save me

[arctic hawk]

Butt ye, I agree. Shimakaze is...let's just say I'm glad she's staying in Crosswave for now.

[frail bone]

i dont have time for anything in my life anymore

[cobalt wyvern]

after intense lobbying from my friend, he got me to name Yukikaze "Jewkikaze"

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

I don’t do strongholds

I’m collecting countermeasures

[cobalt wyvern]

gonna rename her to Nanoda next month

since that pun is laaaame

[woven marsh]

[sleek crest]

i play with 15-20 fps

[frail bone]

defeating strongholds are actually a pain in the ass

[cobalt wyvern]

oh so a good framerate @sleek crest

[sleek crest]

huh

[arctic hawk]

No, he has a point.

[sleek crest]

how much do you get ido

[arctic hawk]

Crosswave shouldn't run at 20 FPS, but optimization is for the weak

[woven marsh]

Oh look at those people

Two digit FPS

[sleek crest]

I meant it for hoi4

[cobalt wyvern]

@sleek crest idk tbh

the game runs

[sleek crest]

not Crosswave

[cobalt wyvern]

💀

[arctic hawk]

Warframe looks 100x better and runs smoother than a baby's forehead.

[sleek crest]

or a bald persons

[woven marsh]

47’s head

[frail bone]

[woven marsh]

[frail bone]

i really have to do it then...

[cobalt wyvern]

Hammann celebrates Hannukah in the AL Abridged canon @arctic hawk

it's my universe, I'm allowed to go full JK Rowling

[arctic hawk]

abridged
canon
One of these things is not like the other

[woven marsh]

Who’s gei?

[cobalt wyvern]

still better than the regular AL anime

don't lie to yourself

[woven marsh]

Episode 6 on blu ray is better

[cobalt wyvern]

👁️ 👁️

[arctic hawk]

Bold of you to assume I watched it.

[cobalt wyvern]

I wasn't prepared for that tbh @woven marsh

mentally, I mean

[woven marsh]

For the fact that unicorn actually has tig bitties?

[cobalt wyvern]

nonono

everything

I'm already aware that Unicorn is not flat

I've read Queen's Orders

[frail bone]

i guess its time

to bring back

someone

well well well

lets see if those lvl 124 fleets will survive now

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

2Roons and Mainz

[cobalt wyvern]

I read Queen's Orders for the plot

[arctic hawk]

Must be compensatin' for something.

[frail bone]

kill mode

[cobalt wyvern]

Warspite meeting her greatest adversary

[frail bone]

engage

[cobalt wyvern]

tits

[arctic hawk]

Enhance.

[dapper plank]

am i seeing this right?

[cobalt wyvern]

you are seeing this right

[frail bone]

what in the hell

no changes

[dapper plank]

[arctic hawk]

@cobalt wyvern Enhance

[woven marsh]

Did you click go or just leave the screen

[cobalt wyvern]

@arctic hawk

enhanced

[arctic hawk]

Enhance

[frail bone]

i forgot to confirm it

[visual mountain]

suffolk

[cobalt wyvern]

the translators gave Suffolk a funny accent

[woven marsh]

U-37 skin for the girl:

U-37 skin for depressed cat

[cobalt wyvern]

it's also the sauce of y'all need jesus

[woven marsh]

But I already have Jesus-Chan

[cobalt wyvern]

QE made herself some tea or something

[arctic hawk]

Evangelion flashbacks

[cobalt wyvern]

and it was so bad she got into a fever dream

where she had big tits

[frail bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415872267038490626/792167600624500736/unknown.png

lets see who will survive now

[arctic hawk]

Enhance

[woven marsh]

[frail bone]

strongholds really got into my nerve

i dont mind deleting them

now

[cobalt wyvern]

"Casca, this is violence!"

[arctic hawk]

on my nerves*

[woven marsh]

You need more xountenewuryes

Stork e

[cobalt wyvern]

@arctic hawk opinion on this

[arctic hawk]

It's a weird snail profile pic and I prefer the old one.

[cobalt wyvern]

no I mean

the panel

[arctic hawk]

Wish I had some context

[cobalt wyvern]

ok so

Long Island throws trash on top of QE's head

QE gets pissed

goes to Long Island's room

maids find out that it's messy

[woven marsh]

This went 0 to 100 real fucking quick

[cobalt wyvern]

Long Island doesn't want them to clean it up

she says that if they can beat her in a video game then they can clean her room

[arctic hawk]

Scheffield the gamer

[cobalt wyvern]

Sirius (who was introduced in this chapter) and Belfast fight Long Island but lose

so Sheffield distracts Long Island by putting a gun to her head

there, the context @arctic hawk

sir

[arctic hawk]

Ok.

Enhance

[cobalt wyvern]

I can relate to Warspite ngl

[arctic hawk]

Spoot be like "For fuck's sake..."

[cobalt wyvern]

"this shit again"

[arctic hawk]

Suffolk being Suffolk.

[cobalt wyvern]

Kent is just there

[arctic hawk]

Kent is always there.

Kent is everywhere.

RIP

[cobalt wyvern]

they introduce Valiant and Neptune in later chapters that aren't translated yet

[frail bone]

DELETE THEM

[arctic hawk]

Sirius is a sore loser.

[hazy kayak]

I love Queen's Orders!

[arctic hawk]

Well done, ey. Canada's proud of you, ey.

[frail bone]

what hell QE has been doing

[woven marsh]

NoCal bunny skin when

[frail bone]

[cobalt wyvern]

more no context Queen's Orrders

[woven marsh]

L

U

M

B

E

R

I

N

G

[cobalt wyvern]

<- she calmed down a bit

[arctic hawk]

The hell is "limbering"

[hazy kayak]

Formidable is lumbering, not limber

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

Me and Rau are now on formidable death list

[cobalt wyvern]

QE asks NC if she can repay her in any way

[woven marsh]

I’d gladly die if she kills me

[cobalt wyvern]

NC puts the entire Royal upper brass in bunnysuits

[woven marsh]

Queens Orders is true AL shitposting

[arctic hawk]

[cobalt wyvern]

Queen's Orders is a shitpost @woven marsh

in the same way that Slow Ahead is reposts from TikTok

[arctic hawk]

I like it when game/manga/anime companies are self-aware.

[cobalt wyvern]

I like funny

makes me laugh

👍

[arctic hawk]

[visual mountain]

[cobalt wyvern]

@dapper plank

I like how Enterprise appears like, twice @arctic hawk @woven marsh

in the entirety of Queen's Orders

and both times she has a large stake in the chapter she's in

[arctic hawk]

Menacing aura.

[cobalt wyvern]

first time she appears she almost uncovers the entire QE-Akashi conspiracy by accident

second time she motivates Warspite to not be depressed

[hazy kayak]

as long as she suffocates me with her boobs

then it's fine

[cobalt wyvern]

my opinion on Formidable:
Illustrious = good
Illustrious-class = Illustrious
Illustrious-class = good
Formidable = Illustrious-class
Formidable = good

fax and logic

[arctic hawk]

aaaaaaaaaawhat

[cobalt wyvern]

the entire premise of Queen's Orders

is that SKK collapses due to health reasons

and now the secretary, QE, must manage the entire port and fleet without telling anyone that SKK is sick

because then someone might report that to the admiralty

and SKK might get replaced

which QE doesn't want to happen

[frail bone]

gonna read it when i have a free time

[cobalt wyvern]

so Akashi makes a composite recreation of SKK to fool the other shipgirls

(it fooled Akagi lol)

[frail bone]

i wonder why SKK almost died tho

[cobalt wyvern]

and Belfast also agrees to cooperate with the conspiracy

[arctic hawk]

composite
dirt and manure
fooled a fox
ok

Wait, I'm thinking of compost.

Nevermind.

STILL. Fooled a fox.

[cobalt wyvern]

QE is way dumber in Queen's Orders than in the game

still feels in character

and it's a way funnier

since Warspite is all serious

and QE is stoopid

[arctic hawk]

Isn't Spoot canonically srs bzns all the time?

[cobalt wyvern]

ye

she got no time for QE's bs

but goes along with it

since she vowed to be by QE's side

[arctic hawk]

Heh.

[cobalt wyvern]

one time she tries to paint near the Ironblood dorms

but then QE starts a competition with Deutschland

over who can build the tallest throne

[dapper plank]

uh

[cobalt wyvern]

@dapper plank want me to tell you the context?

[dapper plank]

uhm

nah

[cobalt wyvern]

I'll tell it anyway

[dapper plank]

i want warspoot breast to be smol

i like it smol

[cobalt wyvern]

Spoot gives QE some dessert, it drops on the floor by accident, QE gets mad, KGV enters and gives her another snack

QE seems to be treating KGV as her new right hand

spoot gets sad

[arctic hawk]

the biggest german megalomaniac
Oh, I know. I'll challenge her to a throne building competition. Surely, I have this in the bag

[dapper plank]

[cobalt wyvern]

Enty enters and encourages Spoot to stand up for herself

Spoot challenges KGV to a duel

almost dies

QE starts encouraging Spoot in the fight

Spoot gets all happy again

[ripe aspen]

This entire conversation is just

[cobalt wyvern]

they all eat together

[ripe aspen]

[cobalt wyvern]

and it ends

[arctic hawk]

Welcome to Azur Lane.

[cobalt wyvern]

welcome

[arctic hawk]

It's goofy.

And it has tits.

Goofy with tits.

a-hyuck

[cobalt wyvern]

spoot fucking dies

[dapper plank]

[arctic hawk]

Long. Live. The King.

[ripe aspen]

this gon be great huh

[dapper plank]

i treat my warspoot way better than others

[cobalt wyvern]

I'm not kidding, spoot said that she almost died

the ending is wholesome af though

@dapper plank

[dapper plank]

[arctic hawk]

[dapper plank]

i blacked out for a sec

[arctic hawk]

That's normal.

[cobalt wyvern]

u ok

[dapper plank]

[frail bone]

might explain the doujins i found

[cobalt wyvern]

probably

[dapper plank]

if i was spoot t hen i would stay with commander

[sleek crest]

animal cruelty lol

[cobalt wyvern]

one time Akashi hid from the one ship that truly scares her

Atago

[frail bone]

[sleek crest]

ara ara intensifies

[cobalt wyvern]

same chapter has Atago trying to sneak nudes to SKK

and Warspite being the very unfortunate soul to find those nudes

[sleek crest]

which chapter does skk heal

[cobalt wyvern]

idk

chapter never

[frail bone]

hes dead

[sleek crest]

[sleek crest]

bruh i thought he just collapsed from overwork

[dapper plank]

i would never hand ANYTHING to QE

[cobalt wyvern]

pfft

[arctic hawk]

Speaking of Queen Lizzie.

Why does her rigging look like steamboat pipes.

[cobalt wyvern]

because she's old

lol

[frail bone]

because shes old

WW1 ship

[arctic hawk]

Understandable, but I'm talking about the ship.

[frail bone]

[cobalt wyvern]

@arctic hawk

[arctic hawk]

Steamboat Willie.

Dammit, now I wanna re-play Kingdom Hearts 2 again.

Again.

...again

[cobalt wyvern]

apparently the High Seas Fleet of Germany surrendered on top of the QE

in 1919

wait no

still 1918

damn

[frail bone]

Biscuit vs Ark Royal rematch

[arctic hawk]

Bismarck was listening to Sabaton this time.

[frail bone]

also

its quite annoying on how the amount of times

u have to go back to docks

and change your ship gears

[leaden arrow]

primo victoria

[arctic hawk]

No, her own song.

[leaden arrow]

Oh no, it's even worse then

[arctic hawk]

Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel.

[frail bone]

last stronghold of today

i feel dead...

[ripe aspen]

nice

[arctic hawk]

Congrats, I got a 2nd OScar today as well.
She had horrible skills, though. So Oscar #1 ate'er.

[ripe aspen]

Im never gonna finish Saint Louis

ok so i have a very bad habit of stress building when things like this happen..

um..

[arctic hawk]

stress building
casually gets Mikasa

Give me your pull luck, woman.

[leaden arrow]

Just get stressed to hell and beyond

Then you'll get lucky

[arctic hawk]

[hazy kayak]

I don't wanna buy the Suzutsuki skin anymore

My primal instincts wore off

[ripe aspen]

This is the one, singular christmas that feels like any other normal day

[arctic hawk]

I haven't felt holiday cheer in 10 years.

[ripe aspen]

jesus

[arctic hawk]

Yes?

[ripe aspen]

not you

[arctic hawk]

[ripe aspen]

Anyways might as well put some effort into Mikasa and Hipper rn

[arctic hawk]

iLike Hipper's art a lot.

butigoteugenso

#game-news message
Y E S

[arctic hawk]

gets rank 2
game: Nah

[hazy kayak]

https://twitter.com/aiharasush1/status/1342477766357262339?s=19

藍原和志 (@aiharasush1)

阿賀野を描きました！ #アズールレーン

Twitter · Dec 25, 2020, 2:30 PM

agano...

[cobalt wyvern]

@arctic hawk

player stats board: he's number 2
leaderboard:

[arctic hawk]

[cobalt wyvern]

merit: grassdoge @arctic hawk

[arctic hawk]

[cobalt wyvern]

what are my chances to eventually get 1

will Ido get AoTN? will voll get more new ships? will red man return? next time on LexGen Z

[arctic hawk]

Depends on how hard you care about #1

[cobalt wyvern]

I have Twitter

but I don't use it

it solely exists to bind my AL account

[ripe aspen]

i just realized..

im getting 12 cubes tomorrow...

[cobalt wyvern]

@ripe aspen how many do you have

imo try saving up cubes

[ripe aspen]

i WAS saving but then i got too stressed and did 5 builds

[cobalt wyvern]

why stress

[ripe aspen]

resulting in mikasa and hipper

hecking

this

i was running 3-2 hard mode a few times, for a while

and i needed just one t3 cruiser retro blueprint

[arctic hawk]

Ye, I need a bunch of those myself :c

[ripe aspen]

For this Saint Louis task

[cobalt wyvern]

who are you deving?

[ripe aspen]

Saint Louissss

[cobalt wyvern]

nice

[arctic hawk]

Understandable.

I need some for Ping hai and Ming Hai.

[ripe aspen]

just......... why

4/5

💔

[arctic hawk]

:f:

[arctic hawk]

Where's the rush in that art?

Please tell us, Mr. Snob.(addressing the poster, not you)

[ripe aspen]

idk? actually wait i have an idea

Maybe uh, these

[arctic hawk]

...

No longer foreveralone

[ripe aspen]

Congrats!!

[arctic hawk]

woo.

[ripe aspen]

finally something to celebrate abt today

[arctic hawk]

iSuppose

I was gonna do Crosswave stuff tonight, but I ended up watching Markiplier laugh at stupid videos.

[cobalt wyvern]

@ripe aspen

[arctic hawk]

Hand over the carrier ones

[cobalt wyvern]

never

I'll give you 5 for a Shinano

[arctic hawk]

I'll give you Shinano for free.

[cobalt wyvern]

ok then do it

[arctic hawk]

trade

[cobalt wyvern]

[visual mountain]

Fletcher ship

[arctic hawk]

Looks like we've been calling the wrong ship Haachamaaaaa

[hot moat]

Wtf Nero has the power of grassdoge

[dapper plank]

[frail bone]

i knew Jenkins wanst a good company...

[cobalt wyvern]

nice progress on Drake

[arctic hawk]

I cannot be stopped

[hot moat]

https://c.tenor.com/4jiKKwk1JEkAAAAM/mace-windu-star-wars.gif

[arctic hawk]

[arctic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCAORZphnlY

[rotund pelican]

Georgia's barrage is so satisfying to land on enemies

[arctic hawk]

I love this ad so much https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc

[dapper plank]

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/arknights-helltaker-dance-16bit-gif-17920803

[verbal talon]

[dapper plank]

[frail bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/275408322457239552/792235262108500018/95f2b3df58248c52e188bdbeb758271bf76dd15a.mp4

[dapper plank]

im bored

[frail bone]

im also bored

worst xmas so far in my life

[dapper plank]

im bored but happy

450 bucks

wasted 150 on nitro and 50 for minceraft and wt

[frail bone]

[visual mountain]

Bruh

Rng

[frail bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415872267038490626/792240107863670784/unknown.png

overall it has better DPS than twin 114mm

somehow

finally piercing shells will be useful...

@woven marsh good news

[visual mountain]

Plus the 30 extra fp

[frail bone]

your gun is coming Z2...

also Z46

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/415872267038490626/792244803457777684/unknown.png?width=960&height=205

welp

gonna sleep

gn

[fossil cape]

AA DPS: error

[visual mountain]

Yes

[cobalt wyvern]

error

[hazy kayak]

The reload might put 114mm above because barrages and proc tho, probably

[visual mountain]

[cobalt wyvern]

characters in Slow Ahead

[fossil cape]

[dapper plank]

[kind heart]

Stronghold or abyss, which one is easier? I can barely do corrosion level 6 maps atm

[hot moat]

I haven't even finished chapter 1

Tfw w12 exp is spoiling you

idk if that's the right usage of the word

You get what I mean

[kind heart]

Opsiren gives you a key that doubles your rewards for double the cost in a single run. Now imagine w12 exp using that

[hot moat]

Yesh

[kind heart]

Btw, I don't know how to use that

[hot moat]

The thing besides "go"

[kind heart]

Very intuitive design, it's not even visible on my phone in split screen mode

[hot moat]

Split screen sabotages once more

[kind heart]

Time to do my first stronghold

[hot moat]

Good luck

[cobalt wyvern]

good luck

[woven marsh]

[woven marsh]

You can leave those mid way to heal in port

[versed terrace]

Gn