lexington-general

[jagged tendon]

Milotic and Wailord:

[arctic hawk]

Gen 3 Elite 4 didn't have Milotic nor Wailord

[visual mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/vulpix-alolan-pokemon-cute-ninetails-gif-16970557

[jagged tendon]

They didnt have Walrein either

[arctic hawk]

One of them did.

The ice one.

[woven marsh]

21st night of September?

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

I don't forget Pokemon who piss me off.

That Walerin downed my Blaziken the first time I attempted the Elite 4.

...and my Absol immediately after.

I was angy.

[jagged tendon]

Gen 3 was the one with it

[arctic hawk]

diamond/pearl
gen 3

Boi.

[woven marsh]

I had a very annoying Pokémon friend

[arctic hawk]

Diamond and Pearl are Gen 4.

[woven marsh]

Who loved a very annoying lineup

[visual mountain]

Cynthia was easy

[woven marsh]

That we played in a very annoying online Pokémon game

[jagged tendon]

Bruh I read gen 3 cause it had a 4 right after

[woven marsh]

[jagged tendon]

*Gen 4 ffs

[visual mountain]

Just need a fast dragon

[arctic hawk]

Good job.

[visual mountain]

[woven marsh]

EN moment

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/ahtf-gif-5633413

[jagged tendon]

Well

[arctic hawk]

Gen 4 was the only one I never finished.

[visual mountain]

En cant read

[jagged tendon]

Gen 3 champion did have Milotic and Wailord tho

Just not the good champion

[arctic hawk]

Steven...didn't have dragons.

Nor a giant whale.

[jagged tendon]

Fucking Wallace, who made him champion
Steven was much better

[arctic hawk]

Am I remembering it wrong?

[visual mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769382871184965632/777912283871313960/EN.PNG

Turtle

[jagged tendon]

Milotic aint dragon and they replaced Steven with Wallace in emerald

[arctic hawk]

I guess I'm remembering my Ruby glory days.

[visual mountain]

Also en is https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/764749757180280862/787106849027129395/20201211_180128.jpg

[jagged tendon]

EN aint the only horny one

[visual mountain]

Yes

[arctic hawk]

I too am horny, but I never show it

[visual mountain]

But they dont censor their own Pron

Unlike japan

[arctic hawk]

"Lemme just tape a small black label on top of this penis head. There. None the wiser."

[visual mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/dominos-gi-fs-pizza-dominos-feelings-food-gif-7255718

[jagged tendon]

Was seeing the comments on Slow Ahead 2nd page with Heinrich from the jp account and 3 comments that where right after eachother where just the cropped part of her boobs

JP be horny

[woven marsh]

There was a Korone clip about turtle, right?

[arctic hawk]

tfw Takao's base art has a longer skirt on the chinese server.

[woven marsh]

Everything in China is censored

[visual mountain]

Jp doesn't always cover boobs

[woven marsh]

No transparent clothing

Longer cloths

[visual mountain]

English is weird

[woven marsh]

Towels in bathroom

[jagged tendon]

"Turtle house"

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/korone-hehe-gif-19165375

[woven marsh]

I don’t watch I don’t know

[arctic hawk]

Go watch her english-only streams.

[visual mountain]

https://youtu.be/bEGgVUO7Szc

[arctic hawk]

They're adorably goldmine-y.

[woven marsh]

I’ve seen the clips where “English or stream ends”

[visual mountain]

There is the have confidence

[woven marsh]

It was a short clip

Haf confidance

[visual mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/hololive-korone-gif-18930761

[arctic hawk]

no confidens :c

[woven marsh]

Coffin dance

[jagged tendon]

Ah yes Coco's "speak jp and stream ends"

[visual mountain]

Literally shown the clip to my mom

[woven marsh]

I’ve looked at this gif and was expecting her to pass already

Sleep and food deprived

[visual mountain]

Ah yes reminds me of the houshou "if i get horni stream ends"

[arctic hawk]

I can only imagine Korone's salt if she played the original NES Mario with no save states.

[jagged tendon]

Nothing beats the "do this and stream ends" like Ayame's trying to fish an enchanted book

[visual mountain]

https://youtu.be/mVTttAf1Vr0

[woven marsh]

How did it even start

It will fail the moment she says “I’m horni”

I mean

Ahoy

[arctic hawk]

Korone be like: Tongue twister hours.
If I mess up, stream ends.
14 minute stream

[woven marsh]

The best I have watched is horni captain playing AL

Pulling ships

And being horni

[arctic hawk]

What I like about the meme-able Vtubers is they're self-aware and post their own memes.

[woven marsh]

And wanting to punish lmaolin

[jagged tendon]

Chat to Risu: Can you do an indian accent?
Risu: Turns into tech support assistance

[woven marsh]

I can do that too!

[arctic hawk]

I.E. Marine, Coco, Haato

[woven marsh]

Horni, horni, h||aachama||

[visual mountain]

Yes

[arctic hawk]

Indeed.

[woven marsh]

Triple H

[arctic hawk]

Haato and Marine actually encouraged their fanbases to do lewd art.

[woven marsh]

If you don’t get it you’re not horni enough

[arctic hawk]

"Just keep it accurate"

[visual mountain]

[jagged tendon]

Haachama even did contests for it

[woven marsh]

Okay but then being Vtubers aside

I really dig that horni captain new skin thing

As a stand-alone character

[arctic hawk]

The lolita pirate?

[visual mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/hololive-houshou-marine-vtuber-cute-outfit-gif-18961741

[arctic hawk]

Looks pre' neat, I agree.

[visual mountain]

She still wears no pantsu

[frail bone]

another scuffed Crimson Axis port

wtf is this

[arctic hawk]

IRL maybe, the 3D skin has pantsu

[visual mountain]

https://youtu.be/x40ky2KZvxI

[arctic hawk]

A minor port.

[woven marsh]

Not minor

Axis

[arctic hawk]

Axis don't offer healing

kek

[woven marsh]

We only get AL port access

[arctic hawk]

That one-piece IS the panty.

If you wanna get technical.

[visual mountain]

She likes the breeze

[frail bone]

i cant even repair my IB fleet

[visual mountain]

Ib is neglected

So few skins

[jagged tendon]

How do you call that part of the ship where they stand with the spyglass?

[woven marsh]

You joking?

[woven marsh]

The old ships?

[jagged tendon]

Yeah

[visual mountain]

Only ib with skins are the pr and the tank with no damage

And nimi

[woven marsh]

Crow’s Nest

[frail bone]

[visual mountain]

Because starter

[woven marsh]

So many IB ships have skins

Wtf

[jagged tendon]

Put Marine up there and look up

[orchid plover]

[frail bone]

well

[arctic hawk]

Why's her nickname "Nimi", again?

[frail bone]

if they dont have skin

now they will have

with next event

[woven marsh]

Ich ni san shi- 1 2 3 4

[jagged tendon]

Cause you can read it like that in JP

[woven marsh]

But you can use mi

When you count differently

Some insist on calling Z46 - shiro

Fiize or gtfo

[orchid plover]

weebs

[arctic hawk]

Z23 it is, then.

[woven marsh]

I mean

If you want

[arctic hawk]

So, Z24 would be Nishi?

[woven marsh]

Zerstörer dreiundzwanzig

Doesn’t sound as good as nimi

[woven marsh]

Depends on how JP want to count

[arctic hawk]

German name rolls off the tongue better, though.

[woven marsh]

But people keeping saying Zed

She’s no Zed

[visual mountain]

Rares, commons, u557, zeppy, hipp, z36 are missing shins that i can check

Because i have

[woven marsh]

She’s Tset

[visual mountain]

[woven marsh]

And U is not like You

[jagged tendon]

Tfw you have 4 Ts in your name but only 1 shows

[woven marsh]

It’s like ooh

Unterseeboot

[arctic hawk]

IB don't have skins
Meanwhile, here I am with Roon and Z23, Eugen and Bismarck, all of them having skins.

[woven marsh]

3 Z46 skins

All L2D

[visual mountain]

They skin hogs

[woven marsh]

Gneisenau L2D

[arctic hawk]

Hell, even Tirpitz is gonna get a new skin.

[visual mountain]

Fuck my trash typing

[woven marsh]

Scharnhorst panther skin

[verbal talon]

i will bonk all

[arctic hawk]

And while I personally don't like it, Graf Zeppelin also has a skin.

[woven marsh]

Bismarck and tirpitz already have skins

There’s a lot

[visual mountain]

Why not gib hipp a skin

[jagged tendon]

U47 has 2, U556 has one, Bisko has 1, Tir has 3, U96 has 1...

[visual mountain]

[woven marsh]

Hipper Muse

[visual mountain]

They must hate og hipp

[arctic hawk]

Roon muse to you too.

[woven marsh]

Roon Muse is actually good

[arctic hawk]

So is normal Roon, what's your point?

[visual mountain]

Taihoe muse is less rng

[hazy kayak]

Still thinking about the Suzutsuki skin

[visual mountain]

[woven marsh]

But I like HUHpper because I like tsunderes

[verbal talon]

me want NC skin

[hazy kayak]

but if I post what I like about it

[woven marsh]

OG Taihou is less rng

[hazy kayak]

I am getting banned

[woven marsh]

They buffed her, remember?

[visual mountain]

And i have muse

[hazy kayak]

so I won't...

[visual mountain]

Before buff

[woven marsh]

Lolicon, hentai, Baka!

[arctic hawk]

The legs.

[visual mountain]

[hazy kayak]

yes, the legs

[arctic hawk]

There you go, not banned.

[woven marsh]

Imagine having Suzutsuki

[hazy kayak]

the SQUEEZE

[visual mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-like-hentai-hentai-i-like-hentai-gif-19467113

[hazy kayak]

gonna post squeeze now

[jagged tendon]

https://twitter.com/AzurLane_EN/status/1342500351665000448

Azur Lane Official (@AzurLane_EN)

Commander, Merry Christmas! Cleveland and Helena are celebrating in front of this Christmas tree. How will you celebrate Christmas?

Thanks to the artist - Nelson Wu (@instant_onion) for creating this amazing piece of animated pixel art for us.

#Christmas #AzurLane #Yostar https://t.co/ogcZLVoFyO

▶ Play video

Twitter · Dec 25, 2020, 4:00 PM

By slapping Cleve out of the way and hug Helena

[visual mountain]

[arctic hawk]

I like the little trivia that if you ask a japanese person "Do you like hentai?", you'll get back very weird looks. Since you just asked them "Do you like pervert?"

[visual mountain]

Why not hug both to death

[woven marsh]

I still don’t get it

[jagged tendon]

Cause Cleve can go to shit

[visual mountain]

[jagged tendon]

"Zerstörer dreiundzwanzig"
You say Ts in every Z but only one T is showing

[woven marsh]

Hmm.

Didn’t think of that

Cos I have a better way of writing that

Ц

Checkmate, Latin

[visual mountain]

We all know tombois are life

[orchid plover]

don't have to imagine :3

[visual mountain]

Imagine actually using her

[slim fulcrum]

tomboys are fantastic

[visual mountain]

And lb her

[slim fulcrum]

cleve is also actually p decent despite the power creep of new ships

[visual mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/hololive-oozora-subaru-duck-vtuber-tomboy-gif-19100128

[jagged tendon]

I like some tomboys but there are some excellent arts of Helena ruined cause of her stupid ship with Cleve

[jagged tendon]

I already dont care for most EU ships so one I like being screwed like that is just

[woven marsh]

Tfw can name ships

[hazy kayak]

hnnnnngggg

[woven marsh]

Vayneee is your friend

[hazy kayak]

They don't let me upload Reno beach skin

[jagged tendon]

Already following him

[hazy kayak]

is it even in the ALO banlist

[woven marsh]

Ngl I love Vayneee art

The art style is just

:hnnngh:

[visual mountain]

Well

[hazy kayak]

Is Vaynee the english speaking Helenabro

[jagged tendon]

Yup

[hazy kayak]

ah they draw nice

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

I really like the hair and eyes

There it is

[visual mountain]

[hazy kayak]

Ok I can't post the best Squeeze

[jagged tendon]

I love Helena cause she's adorable, aint stupid thicc but not a loli and her name has a meaning to me

[woven marsh]

I loved the retro so much

Her smile

[visual mountain]

Yes

[kind heart]

1st or 2nd?

[hazy kayak]

so just know Reno's beach skin is... perfect

[visual mountain]

Helena needs a big hug

[hazy kayak]

2nd

[woven marsh]

2nd

[visual mountain]

[jagged tendon]

2nd

[kind heart]

[leaden arrow]

yes

[visual mountain]

Welp back to sucking at rng

And not getting karen

[arctic hawk]

From what Raunn posted, Mainz' thighs are the best.

[jagged tendon]

I just have one problem with Reno's swimsuit

[arctic hawk]

The hat?

[visual mountain]

Not lood enough

[hasty kiln]

[leaden arrow]

Nürnberg's thighs tho

She wins by a long shot

[arctic hawk]

I hope he's not gonna type "the soggy tits".

[jagged tendon]

Her jacket thingy makes a stupidly obvious line between her shoulder line and her boobs, it seems that her boobs were purposely moved down for no reason and looks weird

[visual mountain]

Im using york

[hasty kiln]

and also some good stuff from their shops

[leaden arrow]

In resume, saggy?

[jagged tendon]

Not quite

[leaden arrow]

[arctic hawk]

Because soggy tits means they're natural.

[visual mountain]

If they revealing anything they can make horni people happy

[arctic hawk]

Breh, gimme dat Hiryuu thing

[visual mountain]

[leaden arrow]

I prefer naturals over silicon tiddies though

I don't like how they look, it's too solid

[jagged tendon]

Its not cause soggy

[visual mountain]

If they feel good enough

[frail bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415872267038490626/792064302877900820/unknown.png

[visual mountain]

Why im i horni again

[frail bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415872267038490626/792064430988853268/unknown.png

Room being Room

[visual mountain]

Room vanguard

[frail bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415872267038490626/792064542590500905/unknown.png

[visual mountain]

Which room would get mvp

[arctic hawk]

Looks like a job for my KMS fleet.

[leaden arrow]

Room 2

[arctic hawk]

The Room

https://tenor.com/view/tommy-wiseau-the-room-dont-worry-about-that-gif-14251392

[jagged tendon]

See that white part of the jacket?
It looks like the rest of the bikini got erased and it all got moved down for no reason, just seems weird to me and I cant unsee it

[arctic hawk]

TNT hates soggy.

Bring on the silicone.

[jagged tendon]

[visual mountain]

Watch me not get 3 star karen

[jagged tendon]

The problem aint soggy but the jacket

[visual mountain]

I don't have reno

[arctic hawk]

I sure hope the problem isn't soggy.

[visual mountain]

[hazy kayak]

my problem wth reno skin is why am I not f*cking her while she wears it

[leaden arrow]

Same

Reno simps unite

[visual mountain]

Only got brem

And marble

[hazy kayak]

don't label me a simp

[leaden arrow]

Too late

[visual mountain]

I wanted reno

[hazy kayak]

I don't like how that word sounds

I prefer... lover

[leaden arrow]

Me neither, but it is what it is

[visual mountain]

Mainlt because the cheerleader skin

[arctic hawk]

Ok, Twitch.

[visual mountain]

[jagged tendon]

Got neither cause I didnt knew what the hell I was doing in that time

[leaden arrow]

Same, but with noshiro

I only got kinu

[arctic hawk]

Got everyone but Casablanca because I was a dumbass back then.

[leaden arrow]

You didn't get the op ship

[visual mountain]

I could only buy 1 ship during noshiro event

[jagged tendon]

[visual mountain]

And i wanted to get all nagara class

[arctic hawk]

I bought a fucking gear skin instead of Casablanca.

[visual mountain]

So kinu

[arctic hawk]

1950/2000 points on the last day.

[leaden arrow]

[arctic hawk]

Ah, well. 'Least now I know to ignore gear boxes and gear skins in event shops.

[jagged tendon]

I honestly dont care about customization in games
Im that guy where they give 100 options and choose 2 at most

[leaden arrow]

The only gear skin I cared for was the jet fighters

On the russian event

But that's it

[arctic hawk]

I have paper planes, eagles and macarons.

I'm good for a while.

[leaden arrow]

Macarons

[arctic hawk]

And also candy canes.

[jagged tendon]

I have all of that and use none

[leaden arrow]

Use the paper plane

And that's it

[arctic hawk]

[jagged tendon]

Except

You can blame her

[arctic hawk]

Odin looks like she could flick a coin at your forehead and blow your head clean off.

ohey, Jesus Cat Akashi.

[jagged tendon]

If you're tall enough youll have to kneel before so she can reach your forehead

[arctic hawk]

Flick a coin. Not reach out and poke your forhead.

Also, who's that with Gascogne on the loadiing screen?

amdumb

[jagged tendon]

Dunk

[arctic hawk]

Thank

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

Cleared out Akashi's shop again.

[hazy kayak]

https://twitter.com/annindofu_umaaa/status/1342493520670515205?s=19

杏仁豆腐ちゃん@skeb募集中 (@annindofu_umaaa)

まだクリスマスです💢💢💢💢💢💢
(モナークちゃんとのクリスマス♡)

Twitter · Dec 25, 2020, 3:32 PM

please like and rt Monarchbro

[arctic hawk]

oboy, update

My faaaaaaaavorite

[versed terrace]

Good morning and merry christmas!

[neat flicker]

[versed terrace]

No guns

[arctic hawk]

Fine, jeez.

;c

[versed terrace]

bad guide

[arctic hawk]

New snail, who dis

Also, no Spoot hair.

[visual mountain]

Bruh

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/660879208729411614/792075065310183454/Screenshot_20201225-110313_Azur_Lane.jpg

Friend did this

[versed terrace]

"friend"

[jagged tendon]

Should have been a white aux to follow the rarities at least

[cobalt wyvern]

@arctic hawk Christmas Snail

gonna change back to SpootSnail tomorrow

[arctic hawk]

y u no crismas spoot snail?

[cobalt wyvern]

idk tbh

I made crismas snail last year

way before I played AL

[sleek crest]

which game is that

looks quite like idolmaster

or is it?

yeah im pretty sure thats idolmaster

[hasty kiln]

revue starlight

from bushimo and ateam

[visual mountain]

A idol rpg

[hasty kiln]

they singing and fight each other

[visual mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/revue-starlight-tendou-maya-aijou-karen-revue-battle-gif-17364676

[sleek crest]

yeah

fighting by singing

[visual mountain]

And being gei

Like all idols

[hasty kiln]

and weird giraffe tell them to fight

[visual mountain]

Shop thing is

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/drakengard-zero-drakengard3-pretty-stare-gif-17426708

[visual mountain]

Weird

[arctic hawk]

Let's see if Bored Guy gets that reference.

tfw I didn't realise which were the reinforcement switches in time and now I have to fight almost 20 fleets on the same map

15 oof which give no rewards

[sleek crest]

i didnt

[arctic hawk]

Drakengard 3, Zero. Songstress.

When she sings, the world will end.

[sleek crest]

that is too deep of a reference for me to understand

lol

[arctic hawk]

Drakengard is a depressing series, I don't recommend it.

But at the same time, I recommend it.

Because if it wasn't for a joke ending from the very first game, we wouldn't have 2B ass right now.

[sleek crest]

first time i heard about it

also isnt 2b from nier automata

[arctic hawk]

Drakengard, Drakengard 3(no one liked Drakengard 2), NieR: Gestalt, NieR: Replicant, NieR: Automata.

It's the same series.

[sleek crest]

why the name change tho

[arctic hawk]

Replicant and Gestalt are the same game, but different protagonists.

[sleek crest]

ah

i see

[arctic hawk]

In Replicant, your sister is dying and you Do Game to save her ||spoiler, you don't. But also do. It's complicated||

In Gestalt, your daughter is dying and you Do Game to save her ||same as above||

[sleek crest]

i would have bought automata but m to parents are going crazy about exams rn

they wont give me moni

and even if i do there is a very low chance of my pc running it

[arctic hawk]

NieR: Automata's story is rooted in Ending E of Drakengard(the first game)

[sleek crest]

huh well ok

[arctic hawk]

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLI1L9JVl6TFdwfvKUuebNp_zOAL5XXDT5

It's a day.

But a good day.

[cobalt wyvern]

I may be able to clinch 300k before the next event drains my treasury

[kind heart]

Damm I can't clear 6 star map

[arctic hawk]

As of typing, by KMS fleet killed 18 enemy fleets on the same map.

[sleek crest]

bruh the enemy carrier went sicko mode at the end in wows

he killed 3 ppl in 3-4 mins but they were half health so yeah

[arctic hawk]

Aww, no more animated profile pic.

Russian tid/thigh is appreciated, though.

[frail bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415872267038490626/792083659947638794/unknown.png

omae wa mou shindeiru

[arctic hawk]

Heal your ships, yo.

[kind heart]

I'm too weak for this

[sleek crest]

indeed

got bored of that one

but should this remain or should i make it this

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/its-the-exact-same-thing-ian-carter-the-same-similar-equal-gif-16516466

[sleek crest]

ok then lol

feel bad for the cvs

they have no chance of doing anything whatsoever

how about this one i cropped it from a loading screen lol

[frail bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415872267038490626/792090492506341426/unknown.png

well

1 stronghold

1 siren boss

im done for today

[arctic hawk]

the wires things pl0x

[frail bone]

soon ™️

gonna equip this on graf

very soon ™️

[versed terrace]

[leaden arrow]

[leaden arrow]

fail div

[sleek crest]

yeah

[leaden arrow]

smh, not knowing there's a special bracket for tier 1-4

poor sods, going against ships which can shrekt their planes easily

[sleek crest]

bro i can imagine their planes melting when approaching duke of york or others

why do jap bbs suck so bad until nagato

[leaden arrow]

those biplanes are slow af

[sleek crest]

their sigma is too low

smh

cant hit shit

[leaden arrow]

early IJN BBs are just.........spam shells

their accuracy is just so trash

actually painful

[sleek crest]

shot 3 full salvos as kongo from 16km

only 4 overpenned

[leaden arrow]

ggwp rng

better than all shells missing the target

[sleek crest]

cant wait to get fucked by nelsons again

[leaden arrow]

Their HE are so painful

[sleek crest]

yeah

[leaden arrow]

this is what happens when you fight a ship that uses Napalm

[sleek crest]

are you in eu?

[arctic hawk]

D'aww, this was cute #game-news message

[leaden arrow]

naaahh, I am in the hellhole that is SEA

[sleek crest]

holy frick someone sent me a match with 6 carriers in a sea game

😂

[leaden arrow]

you either play very poorly or you play like an absolute unicum, no average players

[sleek crest]

i understand your pain

[leaden arrow]

wg mm in a nutshell

also, hold up I have a meme for this

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/702283466800365618/789595410057527366/image0.png?width=883&height=497

[sleek crest]

"one"

😂

[leaden arrow]

this is such a joke, there's no such thing as "one aircraft carrier per team"

[sleek crest]

"how matchmaking works"

it doesnt

[leaden arrow]

it never does, for all their games

[sleek crest]

also that was the first time i was in a first div game

4 lvl dds got raped by a Belfast

[leaden arrow]

gud job

[sleek crest]

carriers couldnt do shit as i said

[leaden arrow]

Belfast is such a troll

Belfast '43 is ok, while Belfast is just.........pain

[arctic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb3Apa_TXKY
oh no

[sleek crest]

idk but it might be a '43belfast

nah

it isnt

also got a few bucks by selling game cards on steam

business is boomin

@leaden arrow also bruh 9hrs of gfl?

[leaden arrow]

Belfast is annoying because at her tier.......there's no counter, really

even if there is, it's not impactful

[cobalt wyvern]

I fear no man
but that thing
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/199126650317832192/792074163548323850/unknown.png

it scares me

[leaden arrow]

Belfast '43 is higher tiered, and it's basically a nerfed Belfast that has a lot of counters at her tiers

there's Radar, Hydro

and blind fire, since people at higher tiers usually has higher accuracy when blind firing

[ripe aspen]

yo.... when is inverted orthodant coming?

[sleek crest]

i actually killed off a cruiser once with blind fire

whike playing kongo

impossible

[neat flicker]

Wtf Monarch

What did they do with her barrage?

I've never seen her barrage in OPsiren

[leaden arrow]

I was gold staring all the available maps and farming, so yeah.........I have no life, lol

[leaden arrow]

it is easy

spotter plane helps so much too

I don't use blind fire often, since I usually play USN CAs that has Radar

[sleek crest]

dont you have school or exams

[leaden arrow]

no, not really

on Holiday rn

[sleek crest]

ah yeah

since im in a muslim majority country there is no holidays here

[hasty kiln]

finally can beat this puzzle

[sleek crest]

because like only %5 at most are christians

[cobalt wyvern]

I did @neat flicker

[sleek crest]

there are still people that celebrate it tho

[leaden arrow]

well, I live in "wkwk land"

ID

[ripe aspen]

When is Inverted Orthodant coming??

[sleek crest]

wkwk?

[leaden arrow]

so yeah, no real festivities

[sleek crest]

Indonesia ig

[leaden arrow]

yes

[sleek crest]

yeah isnt that place also muslim

how do you have holidays

[leaden arrow]

well, it'll be quite festive usually in new years time, though for now.........rona exists

[leaden arrow]

new years and christmas holiday still exists

[sleek crest]

rona?

[leaden arrow]

every religion here has their own holidays ofc

[leaden arrow]

corona, yes

[sleek crest]

was it that hard to write the first "co"

[versed terrace]

[leaden arrow]

it's just the love nickname

[versed terrace]

[leaden arrow]

sounds cuter that way

[cobalt wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/199126650317832192/792100704004735006/4rm7w9.png @versed terrace enjoy this meme

[leaden arrow]

and Kataro, put the knoife down or I'll swap all your christmas presents into vodka

[arctic hawk]

The...KMS event? 29th

[arctic hawk]

How is that a bad thing?

[ripe aspen]

Welp, Duke of York ain't coming anytime soon

[woven marsh]

What

[arctic hawk]

Isn't Duke of York permanent?

[woven marsh]

Winter's crown

Heavya

[leaden arrow]

Kataro can't take much alcohol, according to my voodoo analysis

[arctic hawk]

o...kay?

[sleek crest]

[woven marsh]

Who needs corona

When you have

:CoRoona:

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

@sleek crest can you please use that emote

[arctic hawk]

Don't use it, just to spite him.

[woven marsh]

I thought you'd like it!

[arctic hawk]

Nah, I'm good.

[woven marsh]

Don't you want some CoRoona in your life?

[arctic hawk]

This one's enough for me.

[woven marsh]

Wait so

They like to call Roon Muse - Room

[arctic hawk]

And while I do wish I could wife Roon, I'm not going as far as that one Redditor who actually made a post about Roon being a loving mother who gave up killing, with another kid on the way.

I want to believe I'm not that cringe yet.

Speaking of which, mine finally reached level 120.

[woven marsh]

FdG fits the mother role

Roon is her daughter

Yes, the doujin

[arctic hawk]

||wincest ||

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

iDon't read/look at Azur Lane doujins :l

[leaden arrow]

wat did I do

there's the regular Doujin and the H Doujin

[woven marsh]

Manga

[frail bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415872267038490626/792102677475098664/unknown.png

[leaden arrow]

you see, a doujin does not need to be lood

[frail bone]

[woven marsh]

Ooh, 2 cats

[arctic hawk]

Eh, I don't care.

[arctic hawk]

I'm looking forward to the day I will have Neptune, Georgia, Mainz and Cheshire at 6 stars.

[sleek crest]

doujin just means independent work

and most are hentai

[arctic hawk]

Lord knows that's gonna take a while.

[woven marsh]

@sleek crest pls

[sleek crest]

[woven marsh]

:CoRoona:

[leaden arrow]

now it's just "most"

[sleek crest]

[woven marsh]

thank

[leaden arrow]

okay let's not talk about this, you'll make someone horni

[frail bone]

i know a akagi chan doujin

[leaden arrow]

[frail bone]

which is really nice

[woven marsh]

Nero here's your Coroona

[sleek crest]

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/adam-jensen-i-never-asked-for-this-angry-gif-11971609

[ripe aspen]

bruhhhhh i dont wanna do hard mode 3-1 for a single t3 cruiser retro blueprint........

[woven marsh]

Nothing in guild shop either?

[ripe aspen]

Nope.

[woven marsh]

I got 2 packs of 3 today

[frail bone]

@sleek crest

[woven marsh]

[frail bone]

https://mangadex.org/title/46009/azur-lane-akagi-doujinshi

its not a lood one

[sleek crest]

[frail bone]

[sleek crest]

[woven marsh]

Full offensive

[sleek crest]

[frail bone]

its really nice for a fan job

has alot of funny scenes

[hazy kayak]

I like the AL doujin that's about Northern Union

you know the one

He's releasing new chapters, finally

https://twitter.com/ramune_himiya/status/1342045500980117504?s=19

比宮じょーず@エアコミケ2新刊 (@ramune_himiya)

【第47話】まんがでわかれ、アズレン北方連合
「北方連合のクリスマスイブ！」
#アズールレーン

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Twitter · Dec 24, 2020, 9:52 AM

[sleek crest]

japanese tho

[hazy kayak]

yeah but some schmuck translates them

[sleek crest]

who

[hazy kayak]

if you're that desperate use google img translates them

[sleek crest]

google translate is weird as fuck

in vertical japanese

tried to translate one doujin and got a really weird one

something about rice

[hazy kayak]

https://mangadex.org/title/46519/azur-lane-commander-ramune-al-s-northern-parliament-doujinshi

[sleek crest]

ty

[hazy kayak]

https://twitter.com/Bonfes48108/status/1342473695583858691?s=19

思邪無/しじゃむ (@Bonfes48108)

＃アズールレーン
「さて、今夜中に配り切りますわよっ」

Twitter · Dec 25, 2020, 2:14 PM

Langley is super cute when she isn't drawn by Saru

(Saru boat) is super cute when she isn't drawn by (Saru)

[cobalt wyvern]

what the fuuuck

[hazy kayak]

you only have 1091 points

[cobalt wyvern]

how did I get here

[woven marsh]

oh shit

another 10 lost

fuck

[ripe aspen]

i swear to god if it isnt a t3........

[woven marsh]

You like SanRui?

[ripe aspen]

Im trying to complete her research

this is going to take hours isnt it

[woven marsh]

days

[arctic hawk]

Hours.

Oh, sweet summer child.

[woven marsh]

Odin almost level 110

And OPsiren gives like no exp

[ripe aspen]

FUCK

[woven marsh]

gives you an idea how much I played this

it's 3-2

It doesn't even matter

90/100 for the first Hiryuu

Fuck you Nero

[ripe aspen]

i know it doesnt,, but like.... w h y </3

[arctic hawk]

Should I get a 2nd oxi torp, or save up for the shells in 7 days?

[woven marsh]

I did W13 with Air Superiority

not Air Supremacy

[woven marsh]

I'd go for more shells tbh

You got at least 3?

[arctic hawk]

+1 Jupiter

Got 1 of each shell.

Wait, no. 2 whites and one black.

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6sz6n_12n8

[woven marsh]

Get 3 sets total

[kind heart]

I felt like I was seeing the same defence fleet 🚮

[woven marsh]

Maybe 4

Like, you won't be using more than than across 2 fleets

[arctic hawk]

3 if each, got'cha.

[woven marsh]

I need more right now tho

might buy

[arctic hawk]

I mean, both Tirpitz and Bismarck need'em.

...right?

[woven marsh]

yes

[arctic hawk]

Coo'

[woven marsh]

Pretty much every battleship

[arctic hawk]

Then there's Howe.

Who's kinda' carying the other 2 backliners, bless her non-MERIKAN heart.

[woven marsh]

Guys help i can't decide

[kind heart]

[hasty kiln]

bottom

[kind heart]

Ah yes, me big brain, me use toolbox on BB

Black shells

[frail bone]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/415872267038490626/792113566748377108/unknown.png?width=800&height=640

what fuck

is this

cannon ammo type

[kind heart]

That gun is worse than twin 114 anyway

[woven marsh]

[woven marsh]

racist

[arctic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg--KbkIffY

[leaden arrow]

LGIO is such a godsend

after Anthony left, Josh turned into a demonic being

[woven marsh]

Yeah, I have seen some vids with Anthony

those are boring

Now he causes suffering with mazes

it's beautiful

[leaden arrow]

those are more for background noise I suppose

now he's just insane

his pc must've been planning to murder him after what he's done

[woven marsh]

2 more guild spaces

[frail bone]

man

wiki still did not updated the new guns

i want to see twin 128mm DPS

oh

i found it

https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/Curtiss_XSB3C_(Experimental)

https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/Douglas_XTB2D-1_Skypirate

skypirate looks sexy

still no twin 128 information

[kind heart]

I got to St. Petersburg, 11 battles with this fleet

and 2 with Richy's fleet

rest 0 battles

[leaden arrow]

4 fleets? Fuck off

Just use one

[kind heart]

What's the level of enemies in strengholds?

[leaden arrow]

Or literally anything with perseus

Since she's a repair ship op

[kind heart]

I don't have Perseus

[leaden arrow]

Bruh

[viral basin]

anyone has a slot in their guild open

[leaden arrow]

[viral basin]

had to leave my old one since dead

[frail bone]

https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/Westland_Wyvern

[arctic hawk]

Maverick

[leaden arrow]

Yo, rainbow plane

[kind heart]

I'll give up on good ranks in PvP after people startsusing that.

[frail bone]

lol

people that has no life will get then asap

[leaden arrow]

Rain🅱️ow, therefore op

[frail bone]

[leaden arrow]

[kind heart]

It is op

[leaden arrow]

No lifers be like "meh I got three already"

[arctic hawk]

On my way to greatness.

[balmy raft]

[arctic hawk]

I.E. Not being shit at this game.

[flint meadow]

I didnt know this could happen

[arctic hawk]

Forget the oil, lookit dem coins.

[flint meadow]

I can't hold anymore coins, I'm slightly over the limit

[arctic hawk]

slightly

@cobalt wyvern

[woven marsh]

You almost caught up with snail man

[hazy kayak]

I bet this guy hasn't finished a PR Series

[kind heart]

Whalephonse can just whale through PR when he wants to

[frail bone]

[woven marsh]

[brisk plaza]

Well time to crash for me

[ripe aspen]

Genshin Impact just crashed in the middle of battle

and then my entire computer crashed

[arctic hawk]

F

[ripe aspen]

Like

Why did I decide to run genshin on a non gaming pc

[arctic hawk]

iQuit GI after RNG dicked me over one too many times.

[cobalt wyvern]

@flint meadow finally a worthy challenge

our battle will be legendary

(I have 283k coins)

[flint meadow]

I accept your challenge

also @hazy kayak

My PR collection is nearly complete

[hazy kayak]

oh sweet

[arctic hawk]

Dang.

[hazy kayak]

still missing two

[arctic hawk]

I, too, wish to one day flaunt all my PR ships.

Whenever I get them.

[hazy kayak]

alright

[arctic hawk]

iOnly got 6.

:c

[woven marsh]

Do it

[frail bone]

#game-feedback message

[woven marsh]

Female dog

[frail bone]

man

this is just

[arctic hawk]

One day.

[frail bone]

disgraceful

the devs

never fixed conversion values

even if thats google problem

they should ask it

[woven marsh]

No

They have more power

And they cucked us

[frail bone]

man

[woven marsh]

AL raised prices here

[hazy kayak]

PR2 as empty as ever

[woven marsh]

Damn Rau

Also. You guys think this guy have a favorite ship?

[frail bone]

1560 gems

costing 20 dollars

[woven marsh]

I’m not quite sure

[frail bone]

and the same amount is costing 21 euros

in europe

[hazy kayak]

I bet is Monarch

[frail bone]

WTF

[arctic hawk]

I only got Neptune, Saint Louis, Roon, Georgia, Mainz and Odin.

:c

[woven marsh]

It might be Yuudachi

Unlikely tho

[hazy kayak]

because she is gorgeous and strong and smart

and she deserves it

[woven marsh]

[frail bone]

i want to learn Google Play math

[hazy kayak]

and must be kept company at all costs (Monarch, that is)

[kind heart]

Learn taxation then

[hazy kayak]

Monarch / Howe is actually pretty nice

using that for OPS

although Howe is just 115

[frail bone]

no regional pricing

actually eh

[frail bone]

ngl Google Play should work on a way to add regional prices

[woven marsh]

[frail bone]

i dont want to starve here ngl

[arctic hawk]

tfw #game-feedback freaking over the swastika.

[woven marsh]

Love her skill line

[frail bone]

[arctic hawk]

Bunch'a' pansies.

[hazy kayak]

"Not even the queen's orders can stop me!"

Or something

[woven marsh]

I found 3

Swastikas

[frail bone]

it actually got hotfixed

[arctic hawk]

Bet you anything those morons who complained don't even know the origin of swastikas.

[woven marsh]

Subdue*

That’s not even the right swastika

[arctic hawk]

I know

[woven marsh]

Nazi one is angled

[arctic hawk]

Ignorance running rampant.

[frail bone]

RIP Swastika

[woven marsh]

And reversed

[frail bone]

2020-2020

[woven marsh]

Poor Hindus

[arctic hawk]

Wish I could slap those idiots.

[frail bone]

coundt even outlive 2020

[woven marsh]

Got cucked by some mustache

And then by 12 year olds

[arctic hawk]

This generation was a mistake.

[frail bone]

lol

[woven marsh]

Yes

We should have all died with boomers

[frail bone]

the censorship governments make about swastikas is just funny

[woven marsh]

Bruh

Hear me out

Swastikas are bad

But diddling kids is fine

[frail bone]

like its gonna bring Hitler from the dead

[woven marsh]

• some politician

[frail bone]

but hey

Soviet Union symbol is allowed

[woven marsh]

Vidya games cause violence

[frail bone]

and they were quite comparable to nazis

[woven marsh]

Even in death Stalin wins

[arctic hawk]

Stalin: put Hitler to shame with his K/D ratio
History books: Hitler bad

[woven marsh]

That’s going too far

But Soviet Union did have its fucking share of fuckery

People still think we are commies

[frail bone]

they even had concentration camps

[woven marsh]

I swear

[woven marsh]

No

Only gulag

[frail bone]

gulag is literally that

[woven marsh]

To gulag you go

Funny tho

[arctic hawk]

And peeps still think germans are nazis, what's your point?

[woven marsh]

They don’t

That’s the point

[arctic hawk]

[frail bone]

but yeah

[woven marsh]

Gulag is G U Lag

[arctic hawk]

Government United Lag?

[woven marsh]

Главное Управление Лагерей

[arctic hawk]

Gesundheit.

[woven marsh]

Main Directorate of Camps

[frail bone]

still cant understand people who cries over swastikas when hammer and sickle is allowed

[woven marsh]

It’s an agency

[frail bone]

[woven marsh]

You to go to camp

So, the lag part

[arctic hawk]

Welcome to Zoomer Logic. Here's your complimentary "Socialism is a good idea" shirt.

[woven marsh]

The term is just misused

[woven marsh]

But

It’s literal communism

[arctic hawk]

I know.

[woven marsh]

And Stalin was a Nazi!

Or smth

Man people who don’t know history

Hitler was a communism

Because NSDAP had “socialist” in the name

[arctic hawk]

One whole commnunism?

[woven marsh]

Like fuck off mate

[frail bone]

National Socialist German Workers' Party