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Kamuy you mean soul eating sword?
Three room
you haven't read dr seuss, choco?
also my other option for a joke was a The Room joke
Oh hi, Mark
I did not hit her!
wait no, they're the other way around
I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bullshit, I did not hit her, I did not, Oh Hi Mark!
That movie was made by an alien who understands human culture by 50%
bruh im hungry at 4am
That's usual
should i eat or sleep without eating
no i didnt watch anime yet

im tired of watching animes
everyone talked like it was a masterpiece
that the MC is just a fucking douchebag
yet it was judt and meh
and has no common sense
ah i know right
its my grans bday today (24th)
check out log horizon if you didnt
both in character development and plot
Never watched vinland
me too
Heard it was good
i decided to not give a shit about the community any more
Lol
they overhype any shounen show
and say whats the point of slice of life
whats the point of your empty shounen?
i watched Youjo Senki
yes its a freaking loli that kills people to get where she wants

but its fun and actually has good characters plus many historical things
aha yes
|| its about a guy who challenges "god" and gets sent to that sort of world to test if he will become a devout believer||
my memory works really weird
i can remember the details about a show i watched 5 months ago
but not the show i watched 2 weeks ago
well yeah
he is an atheist
and the god is trying to convert him to a believer
and the amulet she uses needs to be activated with holy sentences
probably there isnt going to be one
i can send you the light novels
its just rotting in my e - library
not too much of a reader besides manga
thx but i rather wait for a next season
and a book takes like 4-5hrs
CAN'T STOP WINNING
"owner"
i just read these two lns too
most of them are in my e library waiting to be read

i see DxD

some time ago i was reading Re Zero WN
cuz i coundt just wait the eps to be aired
and man
the amount of detail it has
surprised me
but i stopped reading to avoid spoilers
i quite got some spoilers of the witch tea party
which was the last ep from part 1


Did I see Tanya the Evil LNs
yes you did

get some potatos
Why tf does bache have quite a few pp loods
the same reason people put panties on Sheffield
eh i think it is because genitals are prohibited to be shown in japan
pixiv?


And some i enjoy
Wtf
Cause you're on the azur lane side
didnt they say well cooperate
I only started caring about cats again because points
But the guild shop seems useless now
Imagine if it had daily refresh rate
Ikr
yeah
We're gonna get christmas gems
actually 2 days
right, bros?
thats a big oof
Don't
hope
i just cant understand
why collab reruns arent supported
when they could literally make more money by it

i will bonk'
because copyrights are an effort
is the safest guess
unless it's a broke company like SNK or something
yeah
but im not the only person that has been asking for collabs rerun
im sure those companies know they could gain more green with it
dunno, I think it misses the chance to reel in new players
it's gotta be something fresh
yknow although a homolive 2 would probably rake a few folks
remember when third anni stream came?
many people were speculating for a hololive event rerun
or a part 2
turned out to be a big oof

another IB gun DD
i wonder when IB will have their proper gold twin 150mm
It was a long way... Legendary projects completed: 1/5 (at least five for now)

tbh i just want Strasser and Z24 (i think people call Z24 Nishi idk?)
wait what the fuck since when was my oil near below 20k 
just accept it
This dont feel like enough but whatever 
I remember
the stream schedule mentioned the hololive vtubers doing a retrospect of the event
nothing else, really
also 24hr stream was cool
i broke my phones wifi
my bluetooth headphones are interfering with wifi
and now wifi doesn't eork

someone gimme a rundown of any new ships
It's in a couple hours lol
whattarya doin at ur gran's house!?

two purple drake missions today, only one drake print from each
and now a blue drake one
I hope I can get a gold drake one
luckily with 3 prints at least
Holy shit the corrosion level 7 nodes are challenging
Good thing theres a lot of healing kits in storage
I've found till 6, tough but i can still single fleet auto them
Lvl 124 fleets

Imma try this now
Well, some small rearrangements done...
- A full Sakura fleet

- Swapped Rossiya for Georgia (dev 26, lv 114) in another fleet
levels on fleet 1 are 120, 111, 120, 120, 118 114
Priority of equipment goes to 4th fleet
then 2nd then 3rd
1st will be carried by Perseus and Brem
Swiftsure and Sirius are there for buffer
I was thinking of Yuki instead of suzu but idk
Healing all the way



😮
Do not be fooled this damn last boss took me awhile jesus christ
50% dmg to vanguard


Muhhhh repair kits....reduce to dust
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas to you all as well
Thats a pretty skin
Biloxi 
@hasty kiln 
bruv , Biloxi got another skin ...
North Carolina Bunny skin doko ??
Merry Christmas
gn


Login cat box, guild shop gold cat box and this 

Yooo they increasing map experience a bit
Good morning, Babylon!
Thank for the update, Yosytar. Real cool.
Start your day with one
Ye, apparently.
Minding my own business, doing the daily 6 exercises.
ohey, new login screen.
No longer upset about update.


Bepis
I love it when hard mode doesn't drop the blueprints I need
Meowfficer found a gold plane plate. Yay.
Now for 600 more.
Hard mode is for core data
BPs are a bonus

I just gold a gold BP

Guild shop has choice packs tho
Had 2 choice packs today
Craft a purple bp from the blue ones 
dowhatnow
Retrofit blueprints can be crafted from lower tiers now?
Ah yes, Nero's big brain moment 
Thought only gear boxes did that.

Congrats on british tiddy
Blue to purple crafting has always been there
Thanks
Not for plates 
So she goes in the team or left out
I personally don't use Illustrious, so I dunno how viable she is.
I need to collect coins for the event, gotta do Q researches more 
Finally reached Dakar.
Tired of being Roman 666?
Welp. I guess I owe Bofos a beer or something now
Thanks, mate.
Also, precious smile. 800 gems well spent, no regrets
Chocolate milk 
I don't drink alcohol 
Can do.
Georgia, more like Bayonetta.
Sassy georgia
Hot
Whos behind her?
Guess
I see the hamster, so Suzutsuki
I think so too

Against Shinano/Centaur/Formidable team 

no, none of my friends drink why do you ask
Your Kasumi should be on left instead of Portland, for now
Don't have any meowfficers?
I have but don't know who to use
Tap those cat-shaped empty slots on the top right.
I would replace Nagisa with illustrious
It's because she's sleeping on the job, innit
Wait, don't use illustrious just yet 
Shouhou should be more than enough to keep your vanguard alive

He is here.
dont go there
German event
Those are good enough for now, yes.
Welcome to Azur Lane.
FdG liked the Kimono too much?

Even Georgia got one
Bayonetta-lookin'-ass Georgia.
Not complaining, though.
Definitely getting that skin.
Right? 
Krötö hëlp him, my brain is having a meltdown 
Krötö
Crow Two.
Ye, lend Rylan a helping tentacle.
He wants to shove Illustrious into his fleet.
Will do my research
I’d rather shove in a different way but okay
Stop trying to replace ships and actually get someone to 100 at least
It’s easier this way
You fleet already has Shouhou and Honoka
That’s like 1.3 healers
Honoka is not even half a person

Wdym
Oh yeah Honoka can heal, I forgot

She's half person, half boobs 

Half Honokers
Half Honoka

They make me collect garbage

Who tf asked for loli shinano?
Okayu
the one part of Acasta's retro I wouldnt be able to do right now if i had it all unlocked

Yes
Guild shop just had 2 packs of retro BPs for me
Kroto, have you tried a coross level 7 yet?
Kinda wanna see how you did with that
Who needs cor 7 when you have this
Howbout the last one guarding the portal, that enemy made me spend all my heals
Which one is that
You know they adjust to your level a bit
?
The exploration one I believe
Where is that
Looks like an abyssal boss to me
From map coords
So it’s random, no?

U weren't lying huh
But the gold drops are decent dou


I did a big brain move
I bought special tokens from the shops
To spend them in the same shop

Heck

guild shop is basically the most useless thing in the game
How
Everything is choice
Golden plates
Golden books
Retro BPs
And you can choose!

Coke 🤮
I’m not even top 3
Cos it started right before the reset

And I missed that
Also this needs French fleets and torpedoes
@woven marsh so far i got no gold books
retrofit bps are a big meh cuz i have alot of them
Noshiro

JB

Champagne 
Richelieu 
Atleast you have her, I don't even have those 3
Noshiro is replaceable


With preload you can get extra salvos

Same as challenge mode btw
But in challenge mode they die instantly 
You have Ayaya and jintsuu
Yes
I put Richelieu in my guild dispatch, apparently I'm the only one who put a frenchie there
Avrora + Cheshire is just nut
Everyone put Warspite lmao
I put FdG
Ignoring armor 
Warspite, Shinano and stuff 
There were too many carriers in the options, I had to use my own battleships lol
I used my own 

I just wanted to use a JB for once 
Should have joined mine and asked 

nya
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also
if anyone find out about the KMS event datamine
please ping me
I thought this fleet looked familiar
Well, took 2 minutes but they could take down a lv128 taihou (reduced shelling damage, critical shield, idk what other)
azur lane buttons are so fucking insensitive
there is exams at 4th of jan and i cant study math because there are way too many things
i cant cram that stuff in 2-3 days
i have to study to other subjects
I think I want this skin
I'll stick to Georgia and Tirpitz, thank
k, who tf puts a 100hp engine on a sleigh

Yep, in Georgia's skin Suzu was in background
Georgia's tall gal.
I love flooding the reacts to posts in the public channels with random emojis that don't make sense.
Laugh all you want but she's my cool make out partner
Yes, Choco. They're the same person.
not that, just reminding they have kinda matching earrings 
Holy... managed to clear a stronghold
now i know i can do it, and imma take the one blocking me the Mediterranean now 

@orchid plover 

FdG invented Kimonos

Meaning fdg is so old
Far from it
How do you fight your own Hiryuu again?
If anything she is q grandma
meaning fdg GREAT mommy
Friedrich the great great mommy 
Meaning fdg is dead
yes but actually no



Finally, I'm done with the story 


Both Richelieu and Jean Bart's kimonos are L2D 
its 16:45 here
I did it 
yup
Had aunt and grandpa over for christmas lunch.
We did a food and cake, and everyone is fat.
They have done it through 2 strongholds today
Ye, they were delicious.
Fuck the tier list, I don't wanna update it


can someone bring back @hasty kiln here ??
he's been posting feet in Leo server..


I'm an idiot playing Azur Lane, you'll regret this.
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OPSiren fleets ignoring Prinz Eugen and damaging the other 5 gals had me like
you were still typing when i was typing
U-37 has no chill
Female dog, please.
huh
It's "Bitch, please", but family friendly.

wata in da faya breed.

Btw Nero
I just simp korone
Goody.
how long will opetation siren last?
Forever
Perma

oh
Level 9 Hiryuu fight, leggo
The maps reset monthly
well i can just delay it a month then
Meta Hiryuu is till march
||I'm not gonna share the fight hue||
thats quite long
Nah, just kidding, I'm not an asshole. I share my fights.
how much different is she then the stock hiryuu
considering you need Hiryuu metas to MLB Hiryuu meta
Doesn't have a "Wait a minute, I'm not dead yet" passive.
idk man im just here for the girls
It's a complete different ship
One look at the gremlin and the snowman said NOPE!
Amelia the gremlin the snowmen fear:
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It shits out barrages
So far, level 9 and below are very much soloable.
Amelia's too horni
Meanwhile, Gura makes Amelia's statue have literal honkers and a penis
Ever since she went on the houshou collab she got horni
I posted it before
"i dont want to live anymore"
i am die?
I am die thank you forever
Amengelion might be facing its biggest crisis!
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Gimme dem 25k points, dammit 
Devs be like:
- We have this legendary chunck of ice thats lived for centuries, we need a cool puzzle the players to solve before getting it
Make him use a move
- Nah we did that on the others
Make him do a task
-
Meh
-
Oh I know, force them to stay still for 2 minutes
-
PERFECT

Imagine not using the SPEED button
Thats what I did lmao
Ditto.
Dit-to.
Dido 
I am honestly surprised at the amount of people who don't know that "ditto" means "same".
Thus why ditto can transform
Yer.
first time i heard it i was confused af
Oh, how I love a fake "reward" node that makes the other reward nodes disappear.
Thanks, Yostar. Real cool.
I can confirm that is 101% something both of them would do.
this dweeb doesn't scan nodes
I did.
Mick Gordon came by Hana Macchia's DOOT stream and was all "What the fuck am I watching?"
Came back 20 minutes later and was very ok with it. "This is the best thing I've ever seen." Even gave Hana some tips.
Her dad was very jealous the next day.
'Twas wholesome.
Green question marks are what, exactly on the main map?
The Chad U-37 VS The Virgin Shina
That screenshot reminds me of something.
If you scan them, you can at least see which are gyaru
he summoned Botak
And which have a trap chance

So I've been playing Like a Dragon: Like a Dragon recently, and I just realised: This is Persona in the Yakuza universe.

Turn-based RPG
befriend party members
increase social links for combat power
Azur Lane 
Bruh
Ok, lisn' here, you.
Aym lisnin
The hell
hmmm
interesting
So after fighting Hiryuu META with my KMS fleet, I realised something.
sauce?
KMS are really not that good at nuking, are they.
||They're good at stalling, though.||
dont know about that
Mine ran out of time :y
interesting game
Bismarck crits, Tirpitz Dmg. FdG.
Then again, they're not all 120, and I don't have Freddy nor Odin(not combat-ready, anyway).
gonna save it on my wishlist
Odin is not a nuker
Chen is
yeah Odin is pretty bland at boss fights
She’s actual DPS
Wait wrong game
Yakuza: Like a Dragon is a good game, I recommend it.

specially when there are shields
Like “per second”
shields cucks Odin
Imma use my USS nuking fleet on Hiryuu tomorrow.
Odin cucks shields
Shields o🅱️
Just use AP 
Odin is useless against shields 
Shields cuck dd
Imagine having main guns 

||Hiryuu doesn't have shields
||
DDs > shields
yeah she doenst have them
Because torps and high volume of fire
Yes



Marauder Shields
dafu
Yes
Imagine not using the Chaingun to defeat Marauders
he tried to warn us and died as Marauder health
But the game is too hard wym 
"Man, this Cuphead game is pretty tough. It's like the Dark Souls of platformers. The tutorial alone will kick your a**"
You don't know THE Legendary Cuphead tutorial?
Where some jackass couldn't even pass the air dash bit?

"game" """""""journalism"""""""""
i was not talking about Doom btw
He lived as Marauder Shields and died as Marauder Health.
Goodnight Sweet Prince ;_;7
(Click on Show more to see some M. Shields fanart, and stuff):
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http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/325/index/9976862/1
He's on Twitter:
http://twitter.com/#!/MarauderShields
Read koobismo's M. Shields comic he...

Any game
b r u h
The same dude also gave DOOT a 7/10 because he got stuck at the platforms on the first mission.
How do you not pass a stage that is impossible to fail
He literally couldn't pass that part of the stage.
I feel like that dude would give mario bros a low rating too
Kept falling into the lava below.
🅱️ario o🅱️yssey is too hard
Yes

Pokemon Yellow: 2/10, too repetitive
Music 10/10
Where are the starter dragons smh
me be
enter map
scan
2 bosses
both of them take reduced shelling damage
KMS fleet is on meowfficer deployment duty
USS fleet reloads shotgun with religious intent
Gen 5 tho
I loved that stupid cutscene.
Me too
USS: loads their trench shotguns with malicious intent 
DOOT is the goofiest DOOM has ever been, and I love it.
I forget gen 5 besides the waifus
It’s just a subtle “fuck you”
Qnd the pokemon
Game journalists are the ones who would fail to catch a pokemon in the first route on pokemon sun with a master ball
As subtle as cocking a shotgun gets.
(It has 100% catch rate for any pokeball in there if you dont know)
Hacking
I mean they would find a way
That is...oddly speciffic. Got any links?
Yes
Im joking lol
Reskinned and named masterball
"rattata is too hard to capture without ultra balls"
It could only fail in the first gen 
I'm not leveling magikarp, he's just too weak 
More information in the description below:
This video shows a total of 20 situations in the Pokémon games up to Generation VII where you either can't use any Poké Ball, or the Master Ball can fail.
- You can't use any Poké Ball out of battle (without glitches)
- You can't successfully use any Poké Ball against a Trainer without them blocking...

mfw I once caught Rayquaza at full HP, no status, with a regular Pokeball 
Magikarp too strong pls nerf
They are the same game.
mega magikarp
My 1st legit shiny was magikarp
Wdym


Same game, but up the graphics every 2 gens.
Lb1, Lb2 and MLB
Bruh
wait....
at least Persona changes quite alot in their sequences
Wooosh
After mlb it gets retrofit
Reddit moment

Hey, remember when people played Pokemon for fun?


None of this EV IV bullshit.
Remember when people played
Remember
Imagine caring about competitive
I want my big tiddy plant gf
I run dusclops with elemental punches
Let me play
Remember, remember, the 5th of November,
The gunpowder treason and plot.
I see no reason
Why the Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot.
Do you remember
Laughs in level 100 Ampharos thunder punch

The only thing that could tank a thunder punch was Whalerin.
Level 120 ninetails
The others just dropped dead.
That's just akagi



















