lexington-general

[dapper plank]

the fck am i seeing

[leaden arrow]

Uhh

[ripe aspen]

I a m a g i r l

[sleek crest]

yeah that is why i tagged you

[leaden arrow]

What a plot twist

[sleek crest]

do you think girls arent funny

[ripe aspen]

why call people unfunny based on gender though

[sleek crest]

well

most girls i know arent funny

but i know plenty men that are

[leaden arrow]

It's not generalized tho

Some of the girls I met during highschool were funnier than my friends were

[sleek crest]

well yeah some girls are suprisingly funny

[leaden arrow]

It's mostly what you'd consider "funny" that is important

[sleek crest]

btw what time is it there

i thought you were asleep or something

[ripe aspen]

Its 6:29 why tf would i be asleep

[sleek crest]

i dont know which time zone you are in so i just assumed it is nighttime there too

[ripe aspen]

EST

[cobalt wyvern]

I believe I'll be able to get Cheshire this week

🥳

[versed terrace]

pog

[leaden arrow]

crap, it's 6:31 and I can't sleep

I'm stuck at 31% for like, a week now

senpoi doko ?

[sleek crest]

cries with 50% progress ever since august

[cobalt wyvern]

this is probably one of the most efficient grinds I've done

[leaden arrow]

My fastest grind by far was roon

[dapper plank]

doko?

[leaden arrow]

Got her in one week

[ripe aspen]

pog

[leaden arrow]

definetely grinded it btw, didn't spend the exp packs

[sleek crest]

%100

[verbal talon]

[ripe aspen]

Thats a very nice grinding method

[leaden arrow]

[sleek crest]

indeed

[leaden arrow]

there you are

How do I grind FdG like that

[sleek crest]

is there even good enough german main lines

[cobalt wyvern]

@leaden arrow god I wish

[sleek crest]

to grind fdg

[cobalt wyvern]

Roon was my most frustrating grind

[leaden arrow]

Back when you were obligated to use german cruisers

And you'd have like, three or four

[sleek crest]

bro

that is torture

[leaden arrow]

I didn't even attempt it

[sleek crest]

[leaden arrow]

Just went for sanloui and said fuck it

[cobalt wyvern]

didn't Bored Guy have the Crimson Axis role a day ago?

[sleek crest]

yeah

i removed it

[cobalt wyvern]

Lusty singlehandedly converted you to AL?

[leaden arrow]

changing sides faster than italy™

[verbal talon]

wazzup nerds im back from skiing

[sleek crest]

[woven marsh]

Jack wer were u wen I need bonk

[verbal talon]

...

[cobalt wyvern]

oh hi Kroto

[verbal talon]

Skiing.

[woven marsh]

three cheap good cruisers

[sleek crest]

jack is kil

[woven marsh]

why complain

[woven marsh]

[verbal talon]

[cobalt wyvern]

I won a Quiplash game solely by making Essex jokes

I'm proud of myself

[verbal talon]

am no kill

[leaden arrow]

no

[dapper plank]

jack is gud

[verbal talon]

Senpoo!

[cobalt wyvern]

what if you wanted to play AL Crosswave, but god said:

[sleek crest]

how do you make what you play on the phone appear at the status?

afaik only pc games work

[ripe aspen]

I literally dont remember lol

[dapper plank]

i mean it says "samsung"

so

[ripe aspen]

Found it, its uh, this

[dapper plank]

[sleek crest]

ah it is a Samsung exclusive thing

my phone is a xiaomi

[leaden arrow]

Same

Gotta fund our chinese overlords somehow

[dapper plank]

i have an iphone 8

[sleek crest]

lmao

which model khostov

mine is mi 9t

[leaden arrow]

Redmi note 8t

The 9t was too expensive for what I was looking for

[sleek crest]

ah

my dad has a note 8

tbh i got it really cheao

2100TRY

nah it was like 1800

[leaden arrow]

I got mine for like, 1400

[sleek crest]

thats quite cheap

[leaden arrow]

The 9t was 3.5k minimum

[sleek crest]

holy frick

thats over-priced

[leaden arrow]

Overtaxed as hell

[sleek crest]

yeah

the non pro version is like 1800 here

pro is probably 2200

tbh i regret not buying pro

my dad bought my phone in a rush

[leaden arrow]

I mean, retail stores just make the prices absurdly high

[sleek crest]

so i didnt knew pro was that much of an improvement

literally from 730 sd to 855 sd

[verbal talon]

Senpoi ignored me

...

[sleek crest]

i dont mobile game that much any more

but still

855 snapdragon is kinda sweet

[cobalt wyvern]

I'm contemplating who to oath

[leaden arrow]

Reno

Period

[cobalt wyvern]

my shortlist is Lusty, Yukikaze and Essex

nah, I want ships that I regularly use

I only use Reno here and there

[sleek crest]

reno just looks like noel in azur lane

[cobalt wyvern]

she's still 100 affinity

[sleek crest]

change my mind

[leaden arrow]

Noel, but a geek

[sleek crest]

i bet she doesnt have huge badonkers

[leaden arrow]

Even so, I guess it's my favorite shipgirl by now

[leaden arrow]

you sure about that?

[cobalt wyvern]

Reno has huge honokers

[visual mountain]

[leaden arrow]

Not taihou-tier

But yeah, huge

[visual mountain]

Not kashino tier

[sleek crest]

yeah its enough to satisfty

[visual mountain]

[sleek crest]

sgsfsfsf

how u spell

[leaden arrow]

Easy

[visual mountain]

Not passion lip tier

[leaden arrow]

You don't

[visual mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/passionlip-fate-boobs-bouncing-jiggle-gif-19274172

[sleek crest]

i hate it when a letter is wrong in a sentence

when i type

[leaden arrow]

I'm pretty much sure that's not how a female body works like

But okay

[visual mountain]

Fate is weird

[cobalt wyvern]

Reno's booba tier is one tier below Taiho/Lusty/Kashino tier

[visual mountain]

[sleek crest]

bro those boobs are more bigger than the body itself

[visual mountain]

Yes

[sleek crest]

[verbal talon]

@dapper plank

[dapper plank]

what did i do

[verbal talon]

u ignored me earlier\

[visual mountain]

And yes i would still lood her

[sleek crest]

[visual mountain]

[verbal talon]

[leaden arrow]

Tbh, you can lewd anyone from fate

[visual mountain]

Yes

[sleek crest]

tbh i didnt even know a ship named reno existed

[visual mountain]

I'd even lood cesar

The fat man

[sleek crest]

[leaden arrow]

I stopped playing fgo because of the bullshit rates

But at least I got nightingale before stopping

[visual mountain]

And no pity sysem

[leaden arrow]

Rip

[sleek crest]

the only gacha game i play rn is al

[dapper plank]

i did?

[verbal talon]

ye

[visual mountain]

I play many gacha games

[sleek crest]

and that is because al is basically the most f2p gacha ive seen

[visual mountain]

[cobalt wyvern]

I only play AL

it just clicks with me

[leaden arrow]

That's some advanced torture method

[visual mountain]

I had more

I had endori

[visual mountain]

Illusion connect

[leaden arrow]

I used to play like, only one gacha

[sleek crest]

i have genshin but i havent played in a month

[leaden arrow]

Since 2014

[visual mountain]

I stopped genshin

[leaden arrow]

But the game became completely cancerous and p2w last year, so I dropped it off

[visual mountain]

After getting ice guy they gave

[leaden arrow]

Then I got into AL

[sleek crest]

i got into al because of a friend

[leaden arrow]

mostly because of the doujins, but okay

[visual mountain]

[sleek crest]

i was already interested in it

[sleek crest]

my man said the truth

[visual mountain]

I didn't even get into al because of loods

[leaden arrow]

I was already interested in playing kancolle

[sleek crest]

im going to be honest

[visual mountain]

Kinda funny

[leaden arrow]

But I never started, so I went straight to AL

[sleek crest]

I was fapping to al doujins before i started

[visual mountain]

Kancolle is meh

Perma death is the main turn off

[sleek crest]

kind of outdated too

[visual mountain]

Plus never getting a global port

That is official

[leaden arrow]

Bruh

Even so, they have yamato-class ships

Meanwhile, we got bootleg yamato

[visual mountain]

Only good things about kancolle is the loods

[verbal talon]

is senpoi looding?

who is looding

[sleek crest]

lol

[leaden arrow]

Houshou specifically

and shimakaze

[visual mountain]

The only ships i actually liked were just because the doujins or design

[leaden arrow]

It's kind of the opposite for me

Every ship that's hyped to hell

I end up disliking

Like enty, eugen, bremerton, etc

[dapper plank]

how can i be looding if im playing WT?

[verbal talon]

you underestimate the power of rule 34

[visual mountain]

Same for me kinda

[leaden arrow]

Like, I really liked the designs in micromedley

But everyone was like "bremerton is so hot xd"

two weeks of incessant fan arts

I still have problems finding reno fan arts, because she's overshadowed as hell

[visual mountain]

Ikr

Many characters suffer that fate

[leaden arrow]

Saying that it's because of time would be just a weak excuse

[leaden arrow]

you lood the planes

[dapper plank]

im not

[leaden arrow]

Cuz we got kumano / kashino / shinano lewds in like

A month

[visual mountain]

Yes

Then there was the start of the french events

Everyone drew so much art for zara

The rest felt left in the dust

[leaden arrow]

Same goes for perseus

I found practically nothing from icarus

But the azur lane thread in reddit was full of perseus

[visual mountain]

Even pr dont get enough

Some barely get enough attention from devs

[visual mountain]

Odin and mainz dont have a skin yet

Quite a few pr have multiple skins

[leaden arrow]

sanloui took two years to get one

[visual mountain]

Even champagne doesn't have one

I cant say it's because ijn bias

Since fdg has a ton of skins

And the ijn pr have few

Ibuki does have 1 more than fdg

[leaden arrow]

Tbh I'd get a champ skin

Even if I don't have her

[visual mountain]

Yet izumo and kitakaze have 1 each

[leaden arrow]

But izumo 🅱️ad

I gotta find the "izumo is bad" bingo now

[visual mountain]

She can tank ap

Nagato is bad

Overrated trash

[leaden arrow]

If I ever catch someone saying she's ugly

Someone's getting slammed against a table

[visual mountain]

To light

Slam their head through the table

"People say she is bad"
"Untiered"
"No syngery"
"No damage"
"Costs too much oil" "too expensive for what she does"
"Shields cuck her"

Last time i checked syngery can hold ships back or even make them unable to have changes in fleet

[leaden arrow]

My favorite is the widespread barrage

[visual mountain]

No damage is a bold ass claim

[leaden arrow]

laughs in FdG

[visual mountain]

Untiered is gph talk

Shields cucking her

[leaden arrow]

Most of these are GPH talk tho

What is a shield to begin with

Fuck off

[visual mountain]

If anything all ssr bb and bc cuck her

There is even some contractions

[leaden arrow]

I mean, if you get a backline full of heavy armored enemies

[visual mountain]

Untiered yet she is t2

Untiered is t3 and below

[leaden arrow]

"she's expensive"

Bitch, FdG is almost 20 oil

And I don't see anyone complaining

[visual mountain]

Nagato has a abysmal proc chance so i just consider her a buffer

Without her barrage she doesn't do much damage

[leaden arrow]

If her barrage procs tho, she hits like a truck

[visual mountain]

Fat IF

[leaden arrow]

Just use the HE barrager gun on her

[visual mountain]

40% is low as balls at level 10

[leaden arrow]

You'd at least give some sick burns

And low cooldown/ high dmg

[visual mountain]

May as well use hood gun with 2 autoloaders

Cuck her damage more

Better yet

Dont use her

And atleast izumo has a bust

Nagato is flat as a piece of paper

[leaden arrow]

If we're measuring BBs per bust

We have the entire sodak class laying around

[visual mountain]

Everything about nagato is bruh

Im literally considering scraping her now

[leaden arrow]

That's a little bit too excessive

In another note, how do I scrap a PR

[visual mountain]

Too late

[leaden arrow]

YOU ACTUALLY DID IT

THE FUCK

[visual mountain]

Yes

Fuck that fox

And the books, exp and oil i wasted

[leaden arrow]

At least I know how much gold and oil you get from scrapping a lvl 120 ship now

the more you know ™

[visual mountain]

Plus i never used her so she took up dock space

[cobalt wyvern]

gonna oath Illustrious

I'm joining the Lusty clan @sleek crest

[visual mountain]

Dock space that could have held a good waifu

[leaden arrow]

Lusty is hella cute too

Her oath skin tho

[cobalt wyvern]

I mean she meets all my criteria

waifu - check
oath skin - check
I actually use her - check

[leaden arrow]

reno oathskin when

Hell, kinu skin when

[sleek crest]

welcome aboard brother

[visual mountain]

Kinu has a skin

[leaden arrow]

Heh

Cute

[cobalt wyvern]

I have enough gems for 2 rings

but I only wanna buy one more

so now the shortlist is either Yukikaze

or Essex

[leaden arrow]

Es***

Cuz she's cuter

[cobalt wyvern]

both are cute

that's why they're on the shortlist

[leaden arrow]

Keyword: cuter

[cobalt wyvern]

true true

[leaden arrow]

Btw do you rename oathed ships

[cobalt wyvern]

obviously

[leaden arrow]

I just like giving them a humanized name

[cobalt wyvern]

does naming Enterprise "Todd Howard" count as humanized? @leaden arrow

[leaden arrow]

i mean, he IS human

[cobalt wyvern]

no way

Todd Howard is an intergalactic being

[leaden arrow]

[leaden arrow]

hmm........I name it after people here, or at least, "used" to be here

[leaden arrow]

Hodd Toward

But yeah, like that

[leaden arrow]

Hood Toward

[ripe aspen]

I have just acquired a screenshot i see to be as cursed

[leaden arrow]

why Fallout 76 was a failure ? because they skipped the other 72 games

[cobalt wyvern]

wait no

don't discard Belfast

she's really good

[leaden arrow]

Fallout 5 when

[cobalt wyvern]

unless you're the type of person who has 2 Belfasts

[ripe aspen]

Im not, this is for the meme

[cobalt wyvern]

oh

I was scared for a sec

[leaden arrow]

don't worry, TES 6 is coming soon

Quick question

can't wait for the bugs, lol

Can you discard an othed ship

[woven marsh]

Stop murdering ships holy shit

[leaden arrow]

Did you see the scrapped nagato

[visual mountain]

Imagine leveling her

[cobalt wyvern]

imagine not leveling her

[leaden arrow]

Imagine leveling

[visual mountain]

Thats actually blessed well besides her being leveled

[leaden arrow]

one more quote to save this year, nice

[cobalt wyvern]

the only time I retired a non-duplicate ship was when I accidentally retired Long Island

luckily I got her back shortly after noticing what had happened

[woven marsh]

I have noticed weird things happening

Like. I get a ship and I want to use it as a copy for mlb

[versed terrace]

LMAO WAHT?!

[woven marsh]

And then I discover I never had that ship Locked

Despite scrapping like 1 million copies already

3 times already

[leaden arrow]

smh, just do it

I personally would just hoard them for whatever reason

since why tf not

me be playing Skyrim with 10 swords of the exact enchantments in my backpack for spares

[dapper plank]

im bored

i just got done refiling 2 gallons

[leaden arrow]

I want to check on my Father, but hospital is too far and I am not feeling so good

stuck at home, doing nothing but laying down on bed

can't even play wt cus vertigo will strike and get me screwed over

[dapper plank]

POGGERSSS!!

what the fuck i did it

reeeeee

[leaden arrow]

No idea how hard was that

But gz

[verbal talon]

huh?

[dapper plank]

i kept on failing on the last stream

my custom status is saved

[leaden arrow]

bruh my teeth are hurting dhdbdxjdbjx

[dapper plank]

i can relate

[hot moat]

Bonk your teeth

[frail bone]

Myoukou on her way to lvl 120

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/503867863145250836/790388816983752734/unknown.png

after playing this match i want to return to monke

[hot moat]

Embrace monke

[leaden arrow]

You're playing in brazil

If anything, you're already back to monke

[frail bone]

i rather play in NA

tbh

but the ping sucks

[leaden arrow]

Ping will be around 150 ~ 200

But at least your teammates got brains

[frail bone]

yeah

no wonder its called Bronzil

plus matchmaking is so bad rn

i cant gain LP

[leaden arrow]

I still wonder why drakthar became a thing

Is invisibility a problem?

add more of it

[frail bone]

well

solo laners snowballing so hard

that people literally start to run down

when they get behind

is sure a problem

[leaden arrow]

It feels really nice having to play against a kha'zix that just bounces thru your team, becomes invisible and gets an easy penta

Needless to say, I hate this season

[frail bone]

i just want the old items back

[leaden arrow]

I want the old graal back

[frail bone]

Aatrox is strong after literal centuries of him being weak cuz the time he got nerfed to shit when he became popular in worlds

[rotund thunder]

actually for opinions, what mikasa skin you guys think look great

[frail bone]

now they are nerfing goredrinker

[leaden arrow]

Well well

Now this is a bruh moment

[frail bone]

plus they are buffing healing debuffs items

[leaden arrow]

They're just giving the middle finger to any healing

Sona is literally unplayable rn

[leaden arrow]

The new skin looks cute as hell

I guess that'd be my favorite

[frail bone]

i like Marie skin more

🦶

[leaden arrow]

🦶 ?

[frail bone]

[leaden arrow]

Honokers got the best skin on the collab

[frail bone]

kroto is lurking

[rotund thunder]

I already have Marie's skin def not for fetish reasons I swear I'm just having a hard time picking if the uniform or the traditional clothing one for mikasa

[frail bone]

[rotund thunder]

her oath looks cute eitherways as well

[frail bone]

well

i wonder if i should move to NA permanently

i do have 160 ping there but i can get used to it

i played several ranked matches and i saw how people are different compared to here

[leaden arrow]

I mean, there are streamers that play normally in NA

Like that turkish main vel'koz

[frail bone]

i swear to god bronze players play better than golds on BR region

[leaden arrow]

Forgot his name, but he single handedly convinced me to spam vel'koz

[rotund thunder]

just delete garena servers and move our accounts to something better

[frail bone]

well im just spamming Aatrox and Sivir lately

Sivir is broken af with Manamune

[leaden arrow]

I didn't play rell yet

[frail bone]

with the new items

[leaden arrow]

But she looks nice

actually, isn't she underage

[rotund thunder]

Akali was nerfed once more, I already feel the stress on her on late game

[frail bone]

who

[rotund thunder]

adc can literally one shot you in late game

[leaden arrow]

This season is all over the place

[rotund thunder]

even with zhonyas and the new tabis

[leaden arrow]

Assassins are op, so are bruisers

[rotund thunder]

I cannot literally survive a skirmish

[leaden arrow]

Adcs shit on you, but so do tanks

And supports? Who are these?

[frail bone]

the new items are not so good with Akali

[rotund thunder]

even a 2v1 against adc + supp and me

basically rn im playing with

[leaden arrow]

I only know tank supports

[rotund thunder]

if I lose early and mid game

Im automatically shit at late game

on late game I dont have much a choice but play with my team

[frail bone]

Akali can still bully people in lane from what ive seen

but i dont see people playing her as much as before

[leaden arrow]

I stopped playing support and transitioned to something I liked before, like top / jg

[rotund thunder]

yes she is still strong at early to mid with nerfs

just the to late game transition

is really hard to cope up

[frail bone]

they should nerf her early game

[rotund thunder]

I cant do the skirmishes I used to do on late game

[frail bone]

and make it a mid/late champ

[leaden arrow]

Honestly, playing against akali was just impossible

[frail bone]

what makes Akali broken is her extremely abusable lane phase

but riot games cant balance that

[leaden arrow]

If I tried to get kayle, I'd just get counter picked

Bullied thru the entire early game

[rotund thunder]

actually she got already nerfed in 10.25b

passive dmg + movement speed is lowered

[leaden arrow]

And with the kayle "buff" that removed the E cost

[rotund thunder]

that should help the early abuse issue

[leaden arrow]

I can't even build manamune on her anymore

[rotund thunder]

but tbh the problem with that is

it doesnt solve the late game issue

and just made her weaker instead in all places

personally I dont really mind that at all either

[leaden arrow]

The new build paths help covering some of her weaknesses

[rotund thunder]

I usually just build rift maker 1st

syncs well with conq

[frail bone]

Kayle is better built with AD items now honestly

[leaden arrow]

True

Shieldbow / guinsoo just transforms her into a monster

[rotund thunder]

kayle tho got stronger thanks to that

[frail bone]

yeah shieldbow is really great into her

[rotund thunder]

new nashors

[leaden arrow]

I didn't like the new ap buildpath tho

She doesn't have a strong mythical item

[rotund thunder]

I personally dont use her much but when I do, I just do nashors, to riftmaker then guinsoo, after that its purely dpending on enemy teamcomp

[leaden arrow]

Best one imo would be everfrost (or whatever the name is)

[rotund thunder]

I can build hydra for memes, or demonic embrace

[frail bone]

lol

when the season started i built everfrost for Leona

[leaden arrow]

After the item changes, the funniest shit I found was full lethality jayce

[frail bone]

and enemy ADC coundt even walk

[leaden arrow]

E + Q

[frail bone]

[leaden arrow]

Adc goes boom

[rotund thunder]

adc in 2021

[leaden arrow]

Vayne is just busted rn

Everyone was building shieldbow because it was busted

But galeforce makes you zoom through the map

[frail bone]

yeah gonna try playing vayne now

to see how she is

[rotund thunder]

vayne + kraken slayer

[leaden arrow]

Vayne top players

[frail bone]

[rotund thunder]

vayne top players are no U

[frail bone]

when a guy picks vayne top i just ask my jungler to camp

[leaden arrow]

I guess it's still better than the top supports meta

[frail bone]

vayne doenst scales well if shes behind

[leaden arrow]

They fucked sona over after that meta

[rotund thunder]

Lucian mid players, when you are a melee mid lane

[leaden arrow]

Mordekaiser mid is busted as well rn

[frail bone]

welp match started

cya

[leaden arrow]

Gl

[frail bone]

im playing as Vayne vs Anivia

[rotund thunder]

eggnivia

[frail bone]

season 11 is sure fun

[rotund thunder]

This is what you do to vayne top players

[leaden arrow]

Crack the egg against the wall

Ez

[frail bone]

[rotund thunder]

ok i just bought this instead of the first one

its cute

[distant void]

since when did dis place become a league channel

[dapper plank]

idk

[rotund thunder]

they are talking bout it so I hopped in

[versed terrace]

League is fun

Need to get back into it

[leaden arrow]

Depends on what you intend to play

Some builds are outright cancerous, so good luck

[cobalt wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/199126650317832192/790432843515428904/PvPIJN.mp4

fighting Sakura fleets in PvP

@versed terrace

[verbal talon]

k lexgang im off to bed

[dapper plank]

[leaden arrow]

The yukikaze popping for a sec in the end

[cobalt wyvern]

Yukikaze never dies

she outlives the entire rear

[hazy kayak]

do you even Richelieu?

[cobalt wyvern]

I'm certainly planning to @hazy kayak

[woven marsh]

[hazy kayak]

https://youtu.be/Z-Nh1osnTYo

[woven marsh]

So how is this ALM guy?

Other than him mispronouncing every name in existence

[versed terrace]

Lmao

[cobalt wyvern]

idk why I always feel like I'm not ready for OPSiren

[versed terrace]

I'm ready

And the person who has 20k+ oil and 250000+ coins is worried

Bruh the 140+ oil fleets

[neat flicker]

OS is not need oil

[versed terrace]

The double rewards

Ik ops doesn't need oil

[cobalt wyvern]

*242k @versed terrace

I'm practically bankrupt

[versed terrace]

Lol

[cobalt wyvern]

I oathed Lusty and I'm struggling to find a funny name for her

[kind heart]

:booba:

[cobalt wyvern]

too obvious

[hasty kiln]

https://twitter.com/zenkoCY25E/status/1329327392649834496

zenko＜硫黄泉＞ (@zenkoCY25E)

アズールレーンより”ローン”完成しました。11/22のホビーラウンド23にて販売いたします。1/7スケール、価格は￥10,000の予定です。今回は瞳デカール付属しますー。
#ホビーラウンド23
#アズールレーン

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Twitter · Nov 19, 2020, 7:35 AM

[cobalt wyvern]

send help

[kind heart]

[hasty kiln]

the face is little weird

[woven marsh]

It lacks a bit of

[slim fulcrum]

https://twitter.com/AzurLane_EN/status/1340905585718349824

Azur Lane Official (@AzurLane_EN)

Dear Commander,

We will start maintenance on 12/22 00:00 (UTC-7). Please plan ahead accordingly for the scheduled server downtime.

For any questions, contact us: [e-mail]

#AzurLane #Yostar

Twitter · Dec 21, 2020, 6:22 AM

lmfao

half hour notice

[kind heart]

from jp patch notes, new kms event incoming. it's probably a major one

[leaden arrow]

Bruh tf

I gotta start hoarding right now

[kind heart]

https://www.azurlane.jp/news-item.html?i=1176

[dry coyote]

yay more submarines

and bad DDs

[slim fulcrum]

and more bad CAs

yay

[dry coyote]

damn, that do be the kms trademark huh

[fossil cape]

new but still not revealed Christmas skins it seems (Hammann, Minneapolis)

[dry coyote]

at least spee is cute

[slim fulcrum]

still need Blucher, Lutzow, and Seyditz

[dry coyote]

nothing can beat Minnie oath skin

[jagged tendon]

How is it half a hour?

[cobalt wyvern]

add Blucher

add Blucher

add Blucher

[kind heart]

Mfw the only gold U boat I have is U-47 :Omegalilwoo:
U boats avoid me like a plague :NotLikeAtago:

[fossil cape]

Added voices:

• Hiryuu META
• New Hammann skin
• Marblehead skin

[slim fulcrum]

maintenance is in half an hour

[jagged tendon]

Its in a day

[slim fulcrum]

its 11:31PM 12/21 UTC-7

00:00 12/22 is in half an hour

[fossil cape]

[dry coyote]

@kind heart can't relate

[jagged tendon]

What

[cobalt wyvern]

me going into the new wehrb event with 400 cubes:

[jagged tendon]

Its 21st rn in GMT, how is it 21st in UTC-7

[kind heart]

someone translate that please

[slim fulcrum]

wait

hold up

yeah its tomorrow

pepehands

[jagged tendon]

Also "operation preparation", is that what they call Barbarossa of the sea?

[cobalt wyvern]

Operation Lame Naming Convention

[leaden arrow]

Yay, more kms

where the fuck is texas

[kind heart]

UR is a little far-fetched, but that reasoning tho

[leaden arrow]

It's not that dumb though

[cobalt wyvern]

man, fuck URs

[leaden arrow]

It might be true

Then again, who would it be

inb4 we get kms hitler

[kind heart]

Devs already said no UR this year. The year isn't over yet

[jagged tendon]

german UR
Not Bisko, cant be the bigger FdG cause PR
Who the hell would be the UR

[leaden arrow]

He did say "early next year"

[kind heart]

[cobalt wyvern]

Yostar doing another UR event 4 months after Shinano is insane

I don't believe it's gonna have a UR

[leaden arrow]

Best thing I'm capable of thinking would be wolfram

Another "kms carrier that didn't exist™ "

Y tho

[cobalt wyvern]

yayy

[jagged tendon]

Wouldnt that be PR?

[cobalt wyvern]

at some point we could make a full fleet of ships that never existed

and not even use PR

[leaden arrow]

laughs in Saint Louis

[jagged tendon]

I mean they all existed besides PR, some just not finished

[fossil cape]

Kii-class

[jagged tendon]

[leaden arrow]

Hol up

They didn't exist?

[fossil cape]

There's also the thing that Ibuki existed but was converted to a light aircraft carrier

[leaden arrow]

Everytime someone mentions ibuki, I instantly remember of the new japanese supercarrier

[kind heart]

and the made Ibuki a DD in a CA's body lol

[leaden arrow]

I always get confused because of it kekw

The true question here is

If zeppelin didn't exist, why isn't she a PR ship?

[jagged tendon]

She wasnt finished but existed

[leaden arrow]

So did sanloui

[jagged tendon]

[fossil cape]

also, PR ships are collab content with World of Warships

[leaden arrow]

bruh

Is that real

I don't play WoWs so I don't have any idea if that's true

[jagged tendon]

It is

[leaden arrow]

[fossil cape]

[leaden arrow]

Oh look, enterprise

[jagged tendon]

Wait, what saint louis did you mean?

Cause the french made a battleship with that name
(Pre-dreadnought era)

[leaden arrow]

CA saint louis*

Also please, let's not add more saints or louises

There's enough trouble with only two

[fossil cape]

EN trouble ofc

[jagged tendon]

Maybe cause it wasnt launched i guess?

Honestly no idea

I call them, Sanrui and St Lewdis/the brazilian one

[fossil cape]

Sanrui, sanlui
Loodis, Lou

[leaden arrow]

Wait, did brazil have a sanloui

i'm lost

[jagged tendon]

St Lewdis was sold to brazil

[leaden arrow]

Oh, it was renamed

That's why I didn't recognize it

i mean, I wouldn't recognize it anyways

[fossil cape]

She was deactivated shortly after the war, but was recommissioned into the Brazilian Navy as Almirante Tamandaré in 1951. She served until 1976, and sank under tow to the scrappers in 1980.

[leaden arrow]

Funnily enough, all the renamed ships got indigenous names

[leaden arrow]

Even nowadays, with the nuclear subs

Like humaitá and riachuelo

riachuelo doesn't sound portuguese, or indigenous at all tho

[jagged tendon]

philadelphia
If there isnt a joke about her liking cheese im gonna be disappointed

[leaden arrow]

They barely get any text related to historic stuff

Imagine getting something about a local thing

Princeton barely got anything related to reno

[jagged tendon]

Princeton got her old name in her introduction

[dry coyote]

next UR has to be a DD to complete the full rainbow hulls set

[leaden arrow]

UR repair ship

[jagged tendon]

UR AP DD

[kind heart]

[leaden arrow]

Vestal retrofit

[kind heart]

Using AP gun on Warspite in escort daily :YorkBrain:

[dry coyote]

Vestal retro would only be gold

so it's Akashi retro

[leaden arrow]

fuck

[dry coyote]

[jagged tendon]

Monitor and Cargo ships dont make the list

[leaden arrow]

Okay but, hear me out

heavy DD

[jagged tendon]

London

[kind heart]

Tashkent

[leaden arrow]

Her hands look off

[jagged tendon]

Arent that her sleeves?

She doesnt show the hands on the base art

[raw escarp]

Yoohoo~ Konyappi 👾

[kind heart]

[raw escarp]

[fossil cape]

Kongou... to dorm she goes

[jagged tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-anime-yes-yes-yes-yeah-its-a-yes-gif-17161748

[kind heart]

[jagged tendon]

Yes, got her

Finally

Also guess its true
https://twitter.com/AzurLane_EN/status/1340921539298934784

Azur Lane Official (@AzurLane_EN)

【Combat Preparation: Iron Blood】

Combat Preparation: Iron Blood is a prelude event that will begin after the maintenance. Earn extra experience by sortieing with Z46, Prinz Eugen, Yamashiro, and Kongou to prepare for the upcoming major event.

Stay tuned!

#AzurLane #Yostar

Twitter · Dec 21, 2020, 7:26 AM

[kind heart]

Prinz haters gonna hate

Time for Mainz grind

[jagged tendon]

Tfw no Z46

[fossil cape]

Who will be in the event, maybe in the stream it's revealed

[dapper plank]

i get myself sum commander pack III

[fossil cape]

So, Monarch collection plan will be before a major RN event, Saint Louis collection plan in prelude to the sequel for Skybound Oratorio

[jagged tendon]

Well Yama and Kongo on dorm, no Z46 and Eugen will be useful for more than chips commissions

[dapper plank]

to sum what ill be getting: 1 year nitro, commander support III and hypickle gold

[leaden arrow]

Whaling?

[woven marsh]

Well

I mean

It’s about damn time

My Z46 has two skins

And level 40

[kind heart]

I guess I'll limit break Room on a later date, z46 first

[woven marsh]

Eugen is the highest

[jagged tendon]

You gonna expand it?

U47 skin

[woven marsh]

Expand what?

[hasty kiln]

[woven marsh]

Pls Botak no

Don’t do it

[hasty kiln]

yes i will do

[jagged tendon]

I was gonna explain it but its such a shitty joke its better to forget about it

[woven marsh]

Still better than expand dong

Which I expected Botak to make

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

So many ships to MLB

[jagged tendon]

Retire them, you wont have anymore to mlb

[woven marsh]

The whole reason I set the filter to “Keep enough for MLB” is to know which ships to level to 70 first

[woven marsh]

I have the most KMS skins for no reason

2 FdG, 2 Z46, 1 U-47

Also if anyone needs KMS PR ships, nodes the time

Or IJN PR

[fossil cape]

for now no one with more than one purchased skin

but the one i have the most skins for is nimi

party dress, kinokuniya and sensei

[woven marsh]

I bought two skins once.

FdG just got an oath skin

And I had a day 1 ring

I also didn’t count free skins

Cos there’s also U-556 and U-73

[jagged tendon]

And you say you arent a kmsimp

[fossil cape]

let's see my purchased skins...
Normal:

• Shirakami Fubuki
• Nimi party dress
• Tashkent
• Casablanca
• Seattle party dress
• Noshiro party dress
• Gascogne
  L2D:
• Sanrui
• Le mochi
• Ryuuhou

my dorm 1st floor rn

[jagged tendon]

Booty Pirate

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/expand-dong-donkey-kong-smash-gif-14367655

[kind heart]

Your Richelieu isn't even mlb

[jagged tendon]

Today starts... interesting
Random black pig with its baby in my street

[leaden arrow]

i haven't slept yet

Almost 7am rn

[jagged tendon]

[fossil cape]

Once i run out of tickets for archives ima let them restock to 30 and farm SOS for sub torps

[dapper plank]

oyasumi

[woven marsh]

She deserved it

Stupid B||aguette|| took me 400 cubes

[kind heart]

[fossil cape]

1hr for the stream

[kind heart]

Good thing there was no Juneau

[fossil cape]

inb4 event gives even more subs and a second SR wolfpack is possible

[kind heart]

[fossil cape]

TL for JP notes https://www.reddit.com/r/AzureLane/comments/khdnfi/jp_patch_notes_december_22nd_operation_siren/

[kind heart]

Reddit

[fossil cape]

CN tier list on Pixiv art

[jagged tendon]

What was censored?

Also tier list for what

[fossil cape]

pixiv content

[jagged tendon]

Oh

[fossil cape]

number of art, R-18 art, R18 %

Kisaragi 21%

[kind heart]

One of the tierlist that actually matters

[brisk plaza]

Belfest sure makes a impact

[kind heart]

Hot maid ship

[brisk plaza]

She trains enterprise in the anime

[jagged tendon]

The anime be like
Enty: I have god powers
Belfast: I'll woop your goddamn ass if you dont eat your veggies

[kind heart]

Unicorn in r-18 top 10

[fossil cape]

that part is the general top 10

[arctic hawk]

Marblehead christmas skin
Count me in, chief.

[fossil cape]

the "special" mentions the top 5 in "pure" and "lewded"

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

OPSiren's coming 2 days before the weekly maintenance check

[fossil cape]

Kawa the purest, Loodis the loodest

[arctic hawk]

realizing christmas eve lands on thursday
Oh.

Bache 4th lewdest

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

Or rather

[jagged tendon]

You dont even need to lewd her, she already looks like a hoe

[kind heart]

[fossil cape]

green cat

[jagged tendon]

"Say nya one more time, i dare you"

[hasty kiln]

nya

[woven marsh]

Nya

[fossil cape]

looded killed by desuland nya

[jagged tendon]

Dead cats tell no tales

Damn, thought it was going to be Mainz oath skin

[fossil cape]

inb4 some more tease to it later

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

I am not even going to watch

[arctic hawk]

Reindeermen, though.

[sleek crest]

good afternoon peeps

[arctic hawk]

[fossil cape]

dat Marblehead skin

[kind heart]

where? show please

[jagged tendon]

I want Poi's but broke

[visual mountain]

[kind heart]

Thank you yostar, very cool

[jagged tendon]

Marbutt

[visual mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789731702838263847/790550743547248650/Screenshot_666.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789731702838263847/790550965194981376/unknown.png

Meanwhile im looding crim

[kind heart]

Bikini in cold. Minnie wild as ever

[jagged tendon]

Hornet complaining about the cold
Minnie: hold my bikini

[visual mountain]

[fossil cape]

PV

[jagged tendon]

So everyone on IB plays chess or what

[kind heart]

why do you ask?

[jagged tendon]

Nimi kicking Valiant's ass and now FdG against a new ship

[fossil cape]

some fdg giggle in the video

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

I simp for KMS designs

[jagged tendon]

Another IB carrier?

[arctic hawk]

3 so far.

[fossil cape]

Leipzig's sister, Nürnberg too

[kind heart]

SR in jp means purple right?

[arctic hawk]

Purple.

There you go, an SSR sub.

Again.

[jagged tendon]

Z23: tame design
Z24: im gonna murder everyone

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

U-37 be like Shaaaark in german

Aaand another Prinz.

[jagged tendon]

Thicc Prinz

[arctic hawk]

I approve of the designs.

Apparently, some peeps prefer underboob to cleavege.

[kind heart]

Thicc Prinz
It's beyond my smol brain's understanding

[arctic hawk]

Ok, I'm interested in this one.

[jagged tendon]

Looks like Rossyia but german

[arctic hawk]

This'un

[jagged tendon]

The clothes i mean

[fossil cape]

Prinz Heinrich

[arctic hawk]

You're an image behind

[jagged tendon]

Both is good

[kind heart]

Oh hey look, another U boat that's gonna cuck me

[fossil cape]

Peter Strasser

[arctic hawk]

So 3 SRs and 2 Elites.

Also, I approve of that Purin shirt

[jagged tendon]

Ss is from points

[arctic hawk]

U-37's gonna be a friend event?

[jagged tendon]

Seems from points shop

[arctic hawk]

Ah.

Come to think of it, a friend event for a sub would be cruel.

[jagged tendon]

yostar memes on all of them

Good thing I didnt waste dorm coins

[arctic hawk]

iHave nothing to spend mine on except event rooms.

So they just pile up.

[jagged tendon]

I have a few sets still

Cute Z

[arctic hawk]

ohey, more DDs

[arctic hawk]

Do want Z24, though.

[kind heart]

Hatsuharu skin?

[fossil cape]

Harutsuki

[jagged tendon]

Almost had all of IB ships and now they add a bunch more

[kind heart]

I sometimes forget names

[jagged tendon]

Not complaining tho

[arctic hawk]

Demlegs

[jagged tendon]

10/10 skin

[kind heart]

which ones?

[arctic hawk]

One on the right.

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

Then there's this one

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

No Hololive collab, no problem.

Shishiro Botan, but german.

[jagged tendon]

Both Prinz are damn hot

[arctic hawk]

Well, they're princesses for a reason.

Also

[jagged tendon]

Akashi is going to have a fieldtrip on the wallets

[arctic hawk]

Call @hasty kiln

[hasty kiln]

its barefeet, so

[fossil cape]

Asashio, Haruna

[arctic hawk]

You don't get to complain, you're a degenerate footlover.

[jagged tendon]

YES