#lexington-general

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versed terrace
leaden arrow
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Senpoi, I am getting abooooosed

woven marsh
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Kaneko deserved it

leaden arrow
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but, Kaneko is a good gurl

leaden arrow
woven marsh
leaden arrow
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from what I've heard

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not like I know who Kaneko is

woven marsh
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You heard about yourself?

leaden arrow
woven marsh
sleek crest
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hows going

leaden arrow
woven marsh
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Like for real, next time try to at least use different language

frail bone
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u sure Kaneko is a girl BuckyPride

woven marsh
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Trap

versed terrace
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Omegalilwoo BelCry kanekoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

leaden arrow
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is she an alien ?

woven marsh
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If you are not Kaneko, why are you calling me Maxy?

sleek crest
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curious

leaden arrow
leaden arrow
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is that odd BuckyPride

frail bone
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she changed her identity

woven marsh
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If you are not Kaneko, why are you saying "why me?" everytime I bonk you?

versed terrace
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what if i lic

woven marsh
sleek crest
versed terrace
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what if i licc

leaden arrow
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because that's what people say

woven marsh
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If you are not Kanejo, why you obsessed with Senpoi?

leaden arrow
woven marsh
leaden arrow
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uuhh.......Senpoi helped me in wows stuff

frail bone
woven marsh
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If you are not Kaneko, why are you in my friends list?

versed terrace
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@leaden arrow

leaden arrow
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saw wat EssexShock

woven marsh
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Under the name Kaneko NimiWat

leaden arrow
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nani ?

woven marsh
versed terrace
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kaneko ignore me

woven marsh
leaden arrow
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waaaaaat

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well, shiet

woven marsh
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Busted UniFBI

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Now hand over all the lolis you keep in your basement UniGun

leaden arrow
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uh oh, this is Kaneko's little brother

versed terrace
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lies

leaden arrow
frail bone
leaden arrow
woven marsh
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I am calling Jack

leaden arrow
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wait, why me ?

woven marsh
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and so we are back to

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because tradition

leaden arrow
leaden arrow
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why is bonking me a tradition

woven marsh
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Always has been CheshireGun

versed terrace
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i'll be back in a couple hours

cobalt wyvern
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86% on Chesh

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+3%

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slow day, but it's a Sunday

versed terrace
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pog

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now bye

woven marsh
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It's Sunday and I have no oil

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Cos I used all of it yesterday

cobalt wyvern
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241k now

woven marsh
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The thing about that re zero game right

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it has 100 energy cap

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and shit costs like 20-30 per run

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BUT

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The refill is 25 gems

frail bone
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re zero game

woven marsh
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Always, It never scales

frail bone
leaden arrow
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the bankers talk, ah yes

woven marsh
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and i have like 4k gems

frail bone
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its a gacha one?

woven marsh
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Yes, but it's not global

frail bone
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hmmmmmmm

woven marsh
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I completed the game in a week cos I am THAT good

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and now i came back to the 100 day anniversary

frail bone
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im too good to lose to this rat camille

leaden arrow
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and here I am getting my souls sold to satan

cobalt wyvern
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closing in on 300 coobs again

hazy kayak
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just 4 more prints until Mainz dev30

cobalt wyvern
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grats

hazy kayak
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if I get lucky with some blue coin and cube commissions, it could be today

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after that it's only odin, champagne and drake left

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Odin is halfway through dev25, Champ is starting dev24 and Drake is halfway through dev23

leaden arrow
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Bruh I barely have my favorite ships at dev30

hazy kayak
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then are they really your favorites?

leaden arrow
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You're already on dev24 on drake

hazy kayak
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dev23*

leaden arrow
minor bronze
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I have 2 of mah Favs at Dev 30 AND Fate V

leaden arrow
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I mean, georgia and seattle are on dev28 now, so I guess

minor bronze
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Tho, got plenty to Dev 30

hazy kayak
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georgia is sexy

leaden arrow
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And sanloui is at dev30 fate 5

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But every other ship is around dev 10~15

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Maybe 17

minor bronze
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Lets see.. I only have 2 others in the Dev 20s

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Georgia and Odin

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The rest are 15-18

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Drake sits on 14

verbal talon
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Hey Lex gang wassup

minor bronze
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Wazzap

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Oh ya, Jack

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IVE FOUND YA ELSE WHERE!

verbal talon
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Wut?

minor bronze
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I see you're on TBAG's server as well

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I saw the same pfp and speculated, but then checked and am sure it is you

verbal talon
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Who dafuq is TBAG

minor bronze
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Tho, if I am w- ye, nvm

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Guess I saw wrong

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My bad dude

verbal talon
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It says this is our only mutual server

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You’re all good!

minor bronze
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Welp

versed terrace
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Lol

verbal talon
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GrafBonk @versed terrace

leaden arrow
minor bronze
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Swear I saw ya in another server

leaden arrow
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o no

minor bronze
versed terrace
leaden arrow
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Jack has a doppelganger

versed terrace
leaden arrow
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fuuuun

versed terrace
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Lurk time

minor bronze
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Eh, I guess

leaden arrow
versed terrace
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Initiate sequence

verbal talon
versed terrace
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Kaneko

verbal talon
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What where’s kaneko

versed terrace
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Emergency measures

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You...

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You don't recognize kaneko?

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Bad jack

verbal talon
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Where is Kaneko?!

versed terrace
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@leaden arrow

verbal talon
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@leaden arrow GrafBonk GrafBonk

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You disguiser!

versed terrace
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Yes

verbal talon
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Q

leaden arrow
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waaaat

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what did I do

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I am just........a fish

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🐠

versed terrace
leaden arrow
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fish noise in German

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I'm not understanding shit

versed terrace
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You don't have to

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It's lexington

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Now

leaden arrow
verbal talon
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⛷️

versed terrace
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On to the main topic

leaden arrow
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Fair point

verbal talon
leaden arrow
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speeeeeeed

versed terrace
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Ur lucky I'm not on my laptop

hazy kayak
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booba

versed terrace
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Can't use my speed gifs

verbal talon
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@leaden arrow

leaden arrow
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Jaaaaaacckk

leaden arrow
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soobmit to muh ruuuuuubs

verbal talon
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NoNimiNO

versed terrace
verbal talon
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Kaneko horni

versed terrace
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Well

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I'm a bit horni

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But that's not the point

leaden arrow
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Kataro horni for Jack ?

versed terrace
verbal talon
versed terrace
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Wat

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No

leaden arrow
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I'll just..........hide

verbal talon
versed terrace
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Im

leaden arrow
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HORNI

versed terrace
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Horni for u

verbal talon
leaden arrow
verbal talon
versed terrace
leaden arrow
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waaaaaa, Kataro horni

versed terrace
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Now turn to kaneko

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Or I'll come after you

leaden arrow
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Jack, protecc meeeee

versed terrace
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Jack will help right?

verbal talon
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Alright I need to get off because the cold is zapping away my juice

versed terrace
verbal talon
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Bye guys!

versed terrace
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Thank you

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Very convenient

leaden arrow
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wait, what "juice"

visual mountain
leaden arrow
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orange juice ?

visual mountain
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Energy juice

leaden arrow
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it's almost 4am and I can't think

versed terrace
leaden arrow
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while my friend is playing an H game

versed terrace
leaden arrow
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very distracting

versed terrace
leaden arrow
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o no

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stehp bacc

visual mountain
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No horni

dapper plank
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Ohayougozaimasu

versed terrace
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Senpoi

dapper plank
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I slept at 4

versed terrace
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4 is fine

versed terrace
brisk plaza
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What do you think of this haha

versed terrace
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Lol

brisk plaza
brisk plaza
versed terrace
woven marsh
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As long as you can clear it on manual - it's fine

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because that means you can safe it later

versed terrace
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Yes

dapper plank
dapper plank
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Do i continue getting top 300k or..

versed terrace
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@frail bone

versed terrace
brisk plaza
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Does eu need enty Essex and pr units ?

arctic hawk
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eu?

versed terrace
brisk plaza
arctic hawk
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Ah, USS

versed terrace
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Not exactly

arctic hawk
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'Merika

versed terrace
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But it's preferred

arctic hawk
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I mean, Bremerton and Indianapolis can pretty much chew through anything their level and below.

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Sandwich Laffey in for good measure.

versed terrace
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Laffey is good

arctic hawk
brisk plaza
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Not the best luck for USS but can salavage something

arctic hawk
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Minneapolis
not the best luck
Bitch, please.

brisk plaza
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I am using portland a lot haha she is in main fleet

versed terrace
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Portland ok

arctic hawk
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Retrofit Portland oker.

versed terrace
leaden arrow
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hmmm

brisk plaza
leaden arrow
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senpoi is awake

arctic hawk
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Isn't Enterprise free?

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I remember getting her very early on.

frail bone
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yeah

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shes on exchange too

arctic hawk
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Even better.

frail bone
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i got her alot of times

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but never used her

arctic hawk
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She's part of my USS fleet.

brisk plaza
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Cause knowing my luck 4:20 is cursed to give me rare or elite

arctic hawk
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4:20 is a cursed number.

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Kent, if I'm not mistaken.

dapper plank
frail bone
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4:20 cursed?

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u have to try 4:30

minor bronze
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Kent is 1:30:00, wdym

brisk plaza
minor bronze
arctic hawk
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I'll see your 4:30 and raise you one 4:00

dapper plank
brisk plaza
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Another one hmm

arctic hawk
minor bronze
arctic hawk
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A'ight, dinner break over. Back to Yakuza.

sleek crest
ripe aspen
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Hey guys, Which timers are considered the cursed timers?

tawdry orbit
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1:30

dapper plank
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yes 1:30

brisk plaza
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Or 1:10

dapper plank
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i get alot of shit things

tawdry orbit
leaden arrow
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1:30 because of the braless goddess

minor bronze
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1:30 is the "Where is the rope, I wanna hang myself" timer

woven marsh
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1:29 cos you never see the 1:30 itself

sleek crest
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my rares are always either 1:25 or 1:10

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some commons are fucking 5:50

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im looking at you bogue

visual mountain
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Rope is stealing

minor bronze
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Wdym, I see the 1:30 itself plenty

ripe aspen
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27 minutes bc of the sheer amount of ships in it
1:30 because its fucking trash
All the DoA timers
4:00 because N E V A D A

sleek crest
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HEY SHIKIKAN

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FUCKING KENT

minor bronze
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Marie had Ranger timer...

visual mountain
ripe aspen
minor bronze
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Roop

ripe aspen
dapper plank
rough turret
minor bronze
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Death

dapper plank
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red man

minor bronze
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Destruction

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Wtf

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I typed it out

ripe aspen
dapper plank
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lol

rough turret
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she big NagatoStare

minor bronze
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Who had the 6h timer again

leaden arrow
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Red man

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wai u here

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what kind of heresey have we committed NimiWat

minor bronze
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He here to maek Kroto Red Man of Lexington

dapper plank
leaden arrow
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Red man, you must pay a visit ticket by patting mein head ja

ripe aspen
leaden arrow
minor bronze
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Oh, okey then

ripe aspen
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I seriously did not just say "Tirpirz"....

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I HAVE HER, AND I JUST SAID TIRPIRZ

minor bronze
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Ol Tirpz

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Typo 100

rough turret
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@leaden arrow ....No

ripe aspen
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Y'know what im keeping that

dapper plank
minor bronze
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Oath Tirpz and name her Tirpirz

ripe aspen
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The minute I finish Acasta's retrofit im going to oath her just to take the retrofit out of her name

leaden arrow
brisk plaza
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It was me who got tirpiz

ripe aspen
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when will we ever get Tirpitz's name right BiskoSweat

rough turret
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tea pit

woven marsh
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When will anyone get Roon’s pronunciation right

rough turret
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rund

woven marsh
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Red Man MutsukiHyperStare

leaden arrow
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smh, this 🇧aria underestimates my powah

minor bronze
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@ripe aspen
You man, good soul

rough turret
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U are late

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as usual

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Kroto

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🐌

leaden arrow
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Maxy is busty

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I mean busy

woven marsh
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Pls no snail

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I have ptsd now

minor bronze
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F

woven marsh
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Left the server cos of that

rough turret
sleek crest
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🐌

leaden arrow
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sneil

ripe aspen
leaden arrow
minor bronze
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Nao make Kroto Lex's dedicated Red Man

woven marsh
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I am not snailing a mod

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That doesn’t end well

minor bronze
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Okay then

woven marsh
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That gets me in trouble

brisk plaza
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@minor bronze I got 6 hour mark 4 days ago

leaden arrow
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Maxy being a bad boi

minor bronze
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@ripe aspen
You woman, good soul

leaden arrow
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wat happen fwuends

minor bronze
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6h mark for wot?

ripe aspen
woven marsh
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Tirpitz I think is 6

rough turret
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He already is a dedicated lex man

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infact

minor bronze
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Ohh

rough turret
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I don't recall the last time i saw him anywhere else

minor bronze
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Maek him Red then

rough turret
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Nah

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that is for him to do

leaden arrow
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Varia as Lex dalao mascot when MutsukiHyperStare

minor bronze
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Then he fake Red Man of Lex

dapper plank
rough turret
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Fake man

woven marsh
minor bronze
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Lul

brisk plaza
leaden arrow
rough turret
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Only took you how long? rainbowbuckyprideRGB

woven marsh
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Because h*ck that one in particular

leaden arrow
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why even bother with gph, better go hangout with a rock

woven marsh
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Nah, I just got tilted cos another red man threw a fit over a snail

minor bronze
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Tho, I get it more to why Kroto chills here

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General is mean

leaden arrow
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🐌 ?

woven marsh
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Hence no snail or gph

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Ever

leaden arrow
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Why did he tilt tho

minor bronze
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General is mean

woven marsh
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Red man says we are the worst general

minor bronze
rough turret
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Best of the worst

minor bronze
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Bruh

rough turret
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Also

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I said

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and i quote

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"Worst of the server generals atleast"

woven marsh
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That doesn’t make it any better

leaden arrow
dapper plank
woven marsh
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But I still think we are the best

dapper plank
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i agree

leaden arrow
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why bonk

woven marsh
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Bonk the red man

leaden arrow
dapper plank
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i just cant do 305bpm..

rough turret
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If you don't know what that means. Its fine

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Its nothing ya have to worry about

woven marsh
dapper plank
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i dont worry about this

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i worry about doing 305 bpm

leaden arrow
woven marsh
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So many smug emotes

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Almost as many as I have horni emotes

leaden arrow
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Don't mind me, I'm just lurking and throwing emotes occasionally

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JESUS CALM DOWN

woven marsh
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HOW ARE YOU DOING IT SO FAST

leaden arrow
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THE FUCK

dapper plank
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oh shit

leaden arrow
minor bronze
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Cursed

hot moat
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:MutsukiHyperStare:

woven marsh
fossil cape
dapper plank
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wait

leaden arrow
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Someone stop him

dapper plank
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uh

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ill fight

hot moat
rough turret
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Challenge to smug and you get the dunk

woven marsh
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Another red man abooses a white man

rough turret
dapper plank
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oof i tried

leaden arrow
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sips tea faster

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BRUH

dapper plank
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its the flash

leaden arrow
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How are you so fast

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reaction speedrun NimiWat

rough turret
woven marsh
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I feel like the search somehow persists

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Speedrun thinking

leaden arrow
woven marsh
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I know how you do it now

ripe aspen
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someone's speedrunning the reactions lmao

woven marsh
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Red man played into my hand

ripe aspen
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This disgusts and amazes me at the same time HoodDisgust

woven marsh
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I don’t have nitro so I can’t do thematic emotes

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BUT

brisk plaza
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@ripe aspen the 6 hour mark is the hardest to get I feel cause of the 2 Ib units mainly needed for a ib team right

woven marsh
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I can try with normal

slim fulcrum
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That’s a lot of emotes

ripe aspen
leaden arrow
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What a plot twist

woven marsh
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yay

rough turret
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100 servers does that

woven marsh
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I figured it out

rough turret
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gives you... Options

woven marsh
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heheheheh

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I am big brain

rough turret
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Meanwhile Kroto lacks.... Refinement

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Just smacking all these emotes

woven marsh
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I figured how the system works at least

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Plus I don't have nitro

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stop poor shaming

rough turret
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Never

leaden arrow
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Red man abusing

rough turret
leaden arrow
rough turret
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Next up on the tricks of discord

woven marsh
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./ban?

rough turret
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If you want to be the test person

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sure

woven marsh
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Red Men already aboose me here

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I am used to it

rough turret
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I shall depart a trick for those that don't know

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See your icon and name in the corner?

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Where your number shows up after mousing over it

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When you click it. it should say copied

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Try to keep clicking it after the "Copied" message disapears

woven marsh
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Oh I knew that one

sleek crest
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how do i take away a rank

leaden arrow
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I am too sleepy for dis

rough turret
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Good. Then it wasn't for you BuckyPride

woven marsh
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How do I ban a mod

sleek crest
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i want to take away crimson axis

rough turret
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First you get their UID

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128945429814575104

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Like so

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To confirm its the person

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do a quick search in the top right corner and use the "from" option. That way you will know

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If you got the right ID

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In this case

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I do

woven marsh
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I know my own UID

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Thank you very much

rough turret
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@sleek crest The same way you got it

dapper plank
sleek crest
rough turret
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Hmmmm

sleek crest
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i type /rank crimson axis but it doesnt take it back

visual mountain
rough turret
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Welll

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thats wrong

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its /roles

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Or /role

woven marsh
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Is that NuxTako or whatever his face is

leaden arrow
sleek crest
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k finally made it work

leaden arrow
dapper plank
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i see that you're like me

woven marsh
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Bonk Kaneko and Senpoi to sleep OWARIDA

dapper plank
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why me

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its only 12:23

woven marsh
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cos you no sleep

rough turret
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Sleep is for weaklings anyway

woven marsh
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1 hour difference NimiWat

dapper plank
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an hour?

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wut

sleek crest
woven marsh
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I go to bed at 7am

sleek crest
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same

woven marsh
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I wake up at 6am

rough turret
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Just stay up all the way until the stream

dapper plank
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my friend sleeps at 7 or 8 am even later

rough turret
woven marsh
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I sleep negative hours

sleek crest
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tf

balmy spruce
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anyone going to watch the stream?

leaden arrow
woven marsh
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Did Botak change name as well? NimiWat

rough turret
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Aye.

leaden arrow
fossil cape
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Stay awake for the stream gang NimiWat

rough turret
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I kinda have to

woven marsh
dapper plank
rough turret
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Well i don't "have" to. But its so i can atleast answer questions after it

woven marsh
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Imagine answering questions

leaden arrow
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heh, senpoi underestimates my fingers

balmy spruce
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the whole stream is them trying to sell plushies for christmas

dapper plank
balmy spruce
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lol jk

dapper plank
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i train my fingers

rough turret
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Yea. Ik Kroto. We can't all sit in Lexi and pretend to be useful Shion_Wink

leaden arrow
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my fingers are glitchy......

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sometimes they double click

rough turret
woven marsh
dapper plank
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thats happens alot

rough turret
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It would not be pretending when its you. So dw.

woven marsh
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Can't tell if an insult or not

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I just help if they ask now

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Idc anymore

leaden arrow
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I wanna sleep but the bed is occupied by sis alr, fml

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I don't like sounding useful, because ppl keep asking for help

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Then anxiety kicks in full gear, and I usually fuck up after that

rough turret
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Dw Kroto. I don't mean it half the time when i insult people

woven marsh
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Good to know I am insulted half the time only

leaden arrow
woven marsh
rough turret
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I don't really "help" when it comes to gear n stuff. Cause there are written guides that do that. I am mostly trying to help when it comes to stream related questions

woven marsh
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Written Guides

rough turret
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Or Discord

woven marsh
sleek crest
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what is this stream about?

rough turret
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Christmas stream

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upcomming content

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that sort of thing

sleek crest
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when will it be streaming?

rough turret
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Let me get the link

sleek crest
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it is probably a really absurd time for me since there is nearly 10 hour difference between Pacific time and turkish time

dapper plank
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oof

rough turret
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I can't find it. fak

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but

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in about 12 ish hours

sleek crest
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is it like an official stream

rough turret
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it is

sleek crest
rough turret
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Its from JP tho

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so

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not english

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and no subtitiles

sleek crest
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ahh

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bummer

dapper plank
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this?

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Aye

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And dw if ya don't understand

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lol

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there will be pics

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lol the bald guy again

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that's CHinese no japanese

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also kinda racist

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oof

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Yes

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lets not do comments like that

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the bald guy kinda lookin cool tho

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Anyway. As said. Plenty of pics. And if you miss it

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also im pretty sure this is japanese

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wait there are other channels?

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Not for you.

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No

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I guess you will remain in ignorance

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I have my own sources

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...Like the link above

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for a second I thought they really added :BuckyZoom:

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Kroto omega brain moment

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buckzoom will be pog

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im surprised i can do sotarks insane for zen zen whateer the fck

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You basically have to keep it running for it to work

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what wallpaper are you using tho

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nah

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i have it on boot

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and it doesnt detect it as a game

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I already closed it. It just runs in the background 02pensive

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And currently

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xmas ones

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I have Varia as my wallpaper

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wish we had some celebration for Xmas

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but no

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Why would you look at depression each day Kroto

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Cos that's how I feel every second

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i think Christmas will be a stressful time for me

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I am depressed cos I don't have oil

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Can't believe this, 🅱️en Shapiro will never do this

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I am shaking and crying rn

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Where's the ben shapiro copypasta when you need it

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vococode is a gem for memes

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turkish ones are so funny too

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Best one imo

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click nice

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red man

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do yall ever watch cooking recipes just because you are bored

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I've been wanting to do a japanese omelette for a month now

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Because of a recipe I seen

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lmao

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Procrastination is a hell of a thing tho

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i can cook basic stuff but i dont really know

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Red gets pat

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my dad already cooks when my mom is at work

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and he cooks quite good

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better than my mom tbh

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Tfw you can cook, but you have to cook for 5 so it always looks like canteen food

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so i dont really need to cook

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I mean, neither do i

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But I do like cooking

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Or at least trying

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yeah same

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my hand gets burnt when i use pan tho

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idk why

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im used to cold things

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I mean, when I don't burn half of the food I was cooking

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It's really fun

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how did i even fuck that up

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i dont know

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i overcooked lamen

woven marsh
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fight me

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used to cold things

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up north in the black sea

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i lived like for 9 yrs there

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How cold

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well it got -10

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That’s melting temperatures wdym

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but the summers were max 30

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thats what i liked tbh

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That’s literally the definition of melting

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i hate hot summer temp

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What is this thermal variation wth

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celsius

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a m e r i c a n

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Ikr, I'm not using freedom units

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oh

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good

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In Brazil there are two temperatures

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Hot

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And

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Hotter

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Someone stole my thermometer

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Can’t have shit in Brazil

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That's rio de janeiro

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Sao paulo is a little bit better

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Still a shit hole, but better

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They don’t steal your wallet there

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Only the money and credit cards

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well in brazil you get your stuff stolen

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They just mug you and cut your scalp off

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in Scotland you get stabbed

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At the best inglorious bastards style possible

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here you get robbed

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lmao

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i say robbed but ive never seen one

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its just the most common thing here

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That’s England btw

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yeah

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lets say uk

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Literally almost got stabbed in a train once

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how

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UK

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and how tf are you in uk

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russian man worldwide

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I am Mr. Worldwide

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Bruh, when I was 12, someone got into my house

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with a flintlock

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what the fuck

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I was legit confused

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Brazil 🇧🇷

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oi mate it isnt 18th century innit

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The other one was using a piece of wood with black tape around it, that looked like a gun

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He was a pirrrrrate

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And the other was was disarmed

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What kind of currency is R$

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Bad

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In epic game store?

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You're asking for the currency code?

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That'd be BRL

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Wait

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our economy minister fucked us up

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Why does my EGS show Brazilian dollar prices

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idk

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better

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Seriously tho

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R$

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The hell

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bro

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the first time ive seen r$

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robux came to my mind

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Wait. I can buy games for free robux

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🅱️obux?

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🇷 obux

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for the last 4 days

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i always say ill watch anime at night

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but at night i just dont feel like it

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smh

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What is this currency? Omegalilwoo

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Bruh that's just expensive

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120 reais would be like

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Is this reals tho?

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And if yes, WHY

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24 dollars

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assasins creed vallhalla is 400-500 try here

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Funny you say that cos it's cheaper for me to fly to turkey, buy a shit ton of clothes and fly back

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Than to buy a t shirt here

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What

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Are you shit talking the mighty russian economy

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Tax hell?

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other than 0

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But the prices

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it actually is cheaper

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than i thought

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Gold edition tho

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but I am not in 🅱️razil why are the prices in Real

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450 Omegalilwoo

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lmao

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Hive mind kekw

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kek

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that's clearly a dog

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not a man

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I wish i was in a country with an actually stable economy

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i envy a friend of mine that is in finland

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but the thing is

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once you move

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I mean, it's a frozen hell

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nowhere feels like home anymore

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If you enjoy it tho

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best education and welfare

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the benefit of being in a eu country is that

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there is no trouble of your money devaluing by %400 in 5 months

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Feels bad

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I was gonna buy something early on the year

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It was like, 30 bucks

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But in euros

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The price went up fivefold

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everything was peaceful until incompetent economy minister attacked

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erdogan also has some very unorthodox albeit very wrong economy ideas

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I mean, I have a retard disguised as president

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which country are you in

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And an economy minister that "thought politics were easy"

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thats why you sounded knowledgeable when i said sao paulo

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why are brazilians saying come to brazil in every comment section

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Because it's a meme at this point

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yeah

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do you find it funny as a brazilian

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Once you find one brazilian, the entire comment section becomes brazilian

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And sort of

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It's mostly dead by now

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Still funny tho

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Did we turn this into lexington shitposting

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do you agree women arent funny

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