#lexington-general
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Senpoi, I am getting abooooosed
but, Kaneko is a good gurl

You heard about yourself?


hows going
Like for real, next time try to at least use different language
u sure Kaneko is a girl 
kanekoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
wait, wdym
is she an alien ?

curious
because I like the ring of it
If you are not Kaneko, why are you saying "why me?" everytime I bonk you?
what if i lic

turning point maxkroto

coincidence 
what if i licc
because that's what people say
If you are not Kanejo, why you obsessed with Senpoi?


saw wat 
Under the name Kaneko 
nani ?

shame that they've been moved to Siberia


waaaaa, I never lie
Always has been 
241k now
The thing about that re zero game right
it has 100 energy cap
and shit costs like 20-30 per run
BUT
The refill is 25 gems
re zero game
Always, It never scales

the bankers talk, ah yes
and i have like 4k gems
its a gacha one?
Yes, but it's not global
hmmmmmmm
I completed the game in a week cos I am THAT good
and now i came back to the 100 day anniversary
just 4 more prints until Mainz dev30
grats
if I get lucky with some blue coin and cube commissions, it could be today
after that it's only odin, champagne and drake left
Odin is halfway through dev25, Champ is starting dev24 and Drake is halfway through dev23
Bruh I barely have my favorite ships at dev30
then are they really your favorites?
You're already on dev24 on drake
dev23*

I have 2 of mah Favs at Dev 30 AND Fate V
I mean, georgia and seattle are on dev28 now, so I guess
Tho, got plenty to Dev 30
georgia is sexy
Lets see.. I only have 2 others in the Dev 20s
Georgia and Odin
The rest are 15-18
Drake sits on 14
Hey Lex gang wassup
Wut?
I see you're on TBAG's server as well
I saw the same pfp and speculated, but then checked and am sure it is you
Who dafuq is TBAG
Welp
Lol
@versed terrace

Swear I saw ya in another server
o no


Jack has a doppelganger

fuuuun
Lurk time
Eh, I guess
emergency dive is commencing
Initiate sequence
I’ll drop depth charges
What where’s kaneko
Q

that's how you know you're in the right place

⛷️
On to the main topic
Fair point

Ur lucky I'm not on my laptop
booba
Can't use my speed gifs
@leaden arrow
Jaaaaaacckk
No


I'll just..........hide

Im
HORNI
Horni for u




Jack, protecc meeeee
Alright I need to get off because the cold is zapping away my juice

Bye guys!
same then

wait, what "juice"


orange juice ?
Energy juice


very distracting

Ohayougozaimasu
Senpoi
I slept at 4
And don't do that to senpoi
Lol

5.1 was close

As long as you can clear it on manual - it's fine
because that means you can safe it later

Do i continue getting top 300k or..
Do what you want
Does eu need enty Essex and pr units ?
eu?
Eagle union
Ah, USS
Not exactly
'Merika
But it's preferred
I mean, Bremerton and Indianapolis can pretty much chew through anything their level and below.
Sandwich Laffey in for good measure.
Minneapolis
not the best luck
Bitch, please.
I am using portland a lot haha she is in main fleet
Retrofit Portland oker.

hmmm
Missing a good cv till enty or the other uss cv sr join me 
Even better.
She's part of my USS fleet.
That's who I am waiting for in exchange
Cause knowing my luck 4:20 is cursed to give me rare or elite

Kent is 1:30:00, wdym
Hornet Yorktown California Tennessee

I'll see your 4:30 and raise you one 4:00



A'ight, dinner break over. Back to Yakuza.

Hey guys, Which timers are considered the cursed timers?
1:30
yes 1:30
1:30 I believe cause a lot of rares
Or 1:10
i get alot of shit things
hey skk
1:25, 1:30
1:30 is the "Where is the rope, I wanna hang myself" timer
1:29 cos you never see the 1:30 itself
my rares are always either 1:25 or 1:10
some commons are fucking 5:50
im looking at you bogue
Wdym, I see the 1:30 itself plenty
27 minutes bc of the sheer amount of ships in it
1:30 because its fucking trash
All the DoA timers
4:00 because N E V A D A
Marie had Ranger timer...
+6 seconds, and ranger was even in the event pool
Roop
What the fuck is this bruh


Death
Also, 5:15... just... i dont know how to feel about this
lol
she big 
Who had the 6h timer again
He here to maek Kroto Red Man of Lexington

Red man, you must pay a visit ticket by patting mein head ja
Bismarck and Tirpirz/Tirpitz are on 6h

Oh, okey then
Y'know what im keeping that
Oath Tirpz and name her Tirpirz
The minute I finish Acasta's retrofit im going to oath her just to take the retrofit out of her name
I have something that may change your mind.........or, it will change your mind

It was me who got tirpiz

when will we ever get Tirpitz's name right 
tea pit
When will anyone get Roon’s pronunciation right
rund
Red Man 
@ripe aspen
You man, good soul
F
Left the server cos of that

🐌
sneil
thank you for compliment but i am woman

Nao make Kroto Lex's dedicated Red Man
Okay then
That gets me in trouble
@minor bronze I got 6 hour mark 4 days ago
Maxy being a bad boi
@ripe aspen
You woman, good soul
6h mark for wot?
congrats on ur new tirpirz, if u were building on heavy
Tirpitz I think is 6
Ohh
I don't recall the last time i saw him anywhere else
Maek him Red then
Varia as Lex dalao mascot when 
Then he fake Red Man of Lex

Fake man
Cos I muted every channel, including #gameplay-help as of today
Lul
Yup heavy it was
Only took you how long? 
Because h*ck that one in particular
Nah, I just got tilted cos another red man threw a fit over a snail
🐌 ?
Why did he tilt tho
General is mean
Red man says we are the worst general
But like, can’t find a place better than #lexington-general
#al-general is worse than here
Best of the worst
Bruh
That doesn’t make it any better


i agree
why bonk
Bonk the red man



HOW ARE YOU DOING IT SO FAST
THE FUCK

Cursed
:MutsukiHyperStare:


wait
Someone stop him

Challenge to smug and you get the dunk

oof i tried


I know how you do it now
someone's speedrunning the reactions lmao
Red man played into my hand
This disgusts and amazes me at the same time 
@ripe aspen the 6 hour mark is the hardest to get I feel cause of the 2 Ib units mainly needed for a ib team right
I can try with normal
That’s a lot of emotes
Excluding 6:23:00 and 11:00, yeah
What a plot twist
yay
100 servers does that
I figured it out
gives you... Options
I figured how the system works at least
Plus I don't have nitro
stop poor shaming

Never
Red man abusing


Next up on the tricks of discord
./ban?
I shall depart a trick for those that don't know
See your icon and name in the corner?
Where your number shows up after mousing over it
When you click it. it should say copied
Try to keep clicking it after the "Copied" message disapears
Oh I knew that one
how do i take away a rank
I am too sleepy for dis
Good. Then it wasn't for you 
i want to take away crimson axis
First you get their UID
128945429814575104
Like so
To confirm its the person
do a quick search in the top right corner and use the "from" option. That way you will know

If you got the right ID
In this case
I do
@sleek crest The same way you got it
schleep
doesnt work tho
Hmmmm
i type /rank crimson axis but it doesnt take it back
Is that NuxTako or whatever his face is
I can't
k finally made it work

cos you no sleep
Sleep is for weaklings anyway
1 hour difference 
6am gang
I go to bed at 7am
same
I wake up at 6am
Just stay up all the way until the stream
my friend sleeps at 7 or 8 am even later

I sleep negative hours
tf
anyone going to watch the stream?
"Schleep"
Did Botak change name as well? 
Aye.

Stay awake for the stream gang 

thats fine go sleep or i make u do a 305 bpm beatmap
Well i don't "have" to. But its so i can atleast answer questions after it
Imagine answering questions
the whole stream is them trying to sell plushies for christmas

lol jk
i train my fingers
Yea. Ik Kroto. We can't all sit in Lexi and pretend to be useful 

I'd rather not be useful than pretend to be useful
I wanna sleep but the bed is occupied by sis alr, fml
I don't like sounding useful, because ppl keep asking for help
Then anxiety kicks in full gear, and I usually fuck up after that
Dw Kroto. I don't mean it half the time when i insult people
Good to know I am insulted half the time only
if you're an M, it'll feel great regardless

I don't really "help" when it comes to gear n stuff. Cause there are written guides that do that. I am mostly trying to help when it comes to stream related questions
Written Guides
Or Discord

what is this stream about?
when will it be streaming?
Let me get the link
it is probably a really absurd time for me since there is nearly 10 hour difference between Pacific time and turkish time
oof
is it like an official stream
it is
tbh thats actually reasonable
アズールレーン クリスマス特番 2020 開催決定!だにゃ!
当日は、推奨ハッシュタグ「#アズ生」をつけて一緒に盛り上がっちゃおう!
今年のクリスマスシーズンもアズールレーン特別番組を配信します!
本番組では、MCにマフィア梶田さん、ゲストに出演声優の上坂すみれさん(明石/ウォースパイト/クイーン・エリザベス/サラトガ/ドイッチュラント 役)や、アズールレーンを愛してやまない男性声優の立花慎之介さん、高塚智人さんをお迎えして、今後開催予定のイベントの最新情報をお伝えいたします。
■開催日時
2020年12月21日(月) 開演20:00より開始予定
■出演者(敬称略)
▼MC
・マフィア梶田
▼ゲスト
・上坂すみれ(明石/ウォースパイト/クイーン・エリザベス/サラトガ/ドイッチ...
this?

lol
there will be pics
lol the bald guy again
oof

the bald guy kinda lookin cool tho
Anyway. As said. Plenty of pics. And if you miss it
also im pretty sure this is japanese
there will prob be pins in #al-general

I have my own sources
for a second I thought they really added :BuckyZoom:

Kroto omega brain moment

buckzoom will be pog
im surprised i can do sotarks insane for zen zen whateer the fck
playing wallpaper engine for 6hrs
You basically have to keep it running for it to work
what wallpaper are you using tho
nah
i have it on boot
and it doesnt detect it as a game
I have Varia as my wallpaper
wish we had some celebration for Xmas

but no
Cos that's how I feel every second
i think Christmas will be a stressful time for me
I am depressed cos I don't have oil
Can't believe this, 🅱️en Shapiro will never do this

I am shaking and crying rn
Where's the ben shapiro copypasta when you need it
click nice


I've been wanting to do a japanese omelette for a month now
Because of a recipe I seen
lmao
Procrastination is a hell of a thing tho

i can cook basic stuff but i dont really know
Red gets pat


my dad already cooks when my mom is at work
and he cooks quite good
better than my mom tbh
Tfw you can cook, but you have to cook for 5 so it always looks like canteen food
so i dont really need to cook
I mean, neither do i
lmao
Anyway I have no idea what to say so have my Christmas tree
bro i burnt sunny side up egg once
how did i even fuck that up
i dont know
i overcooked lamen
Live in a country where +40 degrees is a normal temperature
fight me
i used to live in a very cold place
up north in the black sea
i lived like for 9 yrs there
How cold
well it got -10
That’s melting temperatures wdym
That’s literally the definition of melting
i hate hot summer temp
What is this thermal variation wth

Ikr, I'm not using freedom units
Hotter
cant have shit in sao paulo
That's rio de janeiro
Sao paulo is a little bit better
Still a shit hole, but better
well in brazil you get your stuff stolen
They just mug you and cut your scalp off
in Scotland you get stabbed
At the best inglorious bastards style possible
Oi mate ya got tae pruf for ya words
That’s England btw
how
UK
I am Mr. Worldwide
what the fuck
I was legit confused
Brazil 🇧🇷
oi mate it isnt 18th century innit
The other one was using a piece of wood with black tape around it, that looked like a gun
He was a pirrrrrate
And the other was was disarmed
What kind of currency is R$
Bad
In epic game store?
bro even brazil currency is better than try
Wait
our economy minister fucked us up
idk
250 billion reais in debt in 2020
better


🇷 obux
for the last 4 days
i always say ill watch anime at night
but at night i just dont feel like it
smh
What is this currency? 
Same tbh
🇷obux
24 dollars
Did the same for ~6 months
you havent seen shit
assasins creed vallhalla is 400-500 try here

Funny you say that cos it's cheaper for me to fly to turkey, buy a shit ton of clothes and fly back
Than to buy a t shirt here

Tax hell?

But the prices
it actually is cheaper

than i thought
Gold edition tho
450 
V 🅱️N?
my man
even if i did use vpn, why Brazil?
ive never been on a plane lol
Hive mind kekw
kek
I wish i was in a country with an actually stable economy
i envy a friend of mine that is in finland
but the thing is
once you move
I mean, it's a frozen hell
nowhere feels like home anymore
If you enjoy it tho
dont care
best education and welfare
the benefit of being in a eu country is that
there is no trouble of your money devaluing by %400 in 5 months

Feels bad
I was gonna buy something early on the year
It was like, 30 bucks
But in euros
The price went up fivefold

everything was peaceful until incompetent economy minister attacked

erdogan also has some very unorthodox albeit very wrong economy ideas
I mean, I have a retard disguised as president
which country are you in
And an economy minister that "thought politics were easy"
thats why you sounded knowledgeable when i said sao paulo

why are brazilians saying come to brazil in every comment section
Because it's a meme at this point
Once you find one brazilian, the entire comment section becomes brazilian
And sort of
It's mostly dead by now
Still funny tho
yeah it is dead
Did we turn this into lexington shitposting

do you agree women arent funny






















