lexington-general

[leaden arrow]

Funnily enough, the emotes are very low effort

But I'd simp to use them

[woven marsh]

That's what makes them good

Also YorkHead > YorkBruh

and BruhKagi > YorkBruh

[ripe aspen]

atago with a knife except i dont think this is the gif version :NotLikeAtago:

its the gif version :NotLikeAtago: :NotLikeAtago: :NotLikeAtago:

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Wahmen. Can't even fail right.

[woven marsh]

can't even emote

[ripe aspen]

that was intentional

[woven marsh]

what's worse than being en

being an EN wahmen

[arctic hawk]

WahmEN

[woven marsh]

Wahmuu

https://tenor.com/view/pillar-men-awaken-my-masters-awaken-jojos-bizarre-adventure-jjba-gif-19344086

[ripe aspen]

goodbye

[arctic hawk]

Did he died?

[ripe aspen]

Yes

[woven marsh]

where were you

[arctic hawk]

RIP in piss, Sanic

[woven marsh]

when sonic die

More dock space

[cobalt wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/764195627642126377/789253836132843520/teaserQueen_1.mp4 gentlemen

[arctic hawk]

If only it costed 50 gems.

[cobalt wyvern]

I'm gonna make the full song

[woven marsh]

I have 231

I had 1200 but you know

Hnka

[arctic hawk]

Queen Lizzie
poor boy

[cobalt wyvern]

I'M JUST A RICH GIRL

I NEED NO SYMPATHY

[leaden arrow]

I need no sympathy

[arctic hawk]

Deep fake it, 🐌 👨

[woven marsh]

caught in a landslide

no escape from reality

is this how the song goes

[leaden arrow]

Can't even sing the lyrics correctly

[arctic hawk]

Imagine not knowing the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody.

[leaden arrow]

You went backwards on the song

[arctic hawk]

Do I have to type it out for you lot again?

[woven marsh]

You wouldn't get it

[quartz scroll]

Imagine not having like 3k dock space

[woven marsh]

It gets expensive after 3k

[arctic hawk]

que el fuck-o

[woven marsh]

cos apparently some people have 5k

so they had to raise the price of dock expansions

PAST 3K

[leaden arrow]

500 ish ships on the game
3k dockspace

[arctic hawk]

400 ships
3000 dock space
for WHAT

[woven marsh]

but muh 300 oathed clevelands

[leaden arrow]

Purins, I guess

[quartz scroll]

Arizona rehabilitation center

[woven marsh]

And enough bulins to basically destroy the siren

The old Soviet Tactic

[leaden arrow]

Throw manpower at the problem until it stops being a problem

[frail bone]

make Arizona great

with a buff on her healing

chance proc

[leaden arrow]

Or survivability

That's what she needs honestly

[woven marsh]

Make a UR Arizona

[quartz scroll]

or a skin

[woven marsh]

Now

Alter Arizona

[dapper plank]

i need to deep fry uh

[quartz scroll]

[frail bone]

Arizona is ded

alter who

[woven marsh]

[dapper plank]

Arizona be resting in my place (state)

[leaden arrow]

Alter ptsd lady

[frail bone]

not even KMS are getting alter ships

[arctic hawk]

UR Laffey Alter when

[leaden arrow]

There, fixed it

[woven marsh]

that's just Laffey

[frail bone]

cuz they were obliterated on Divergent Chessboard

and seems like the world from Divergent Chessboard is the same one the alter ships came from

[arctic hawk]

People actually pay attention to this crap

[frail bone]

i do

[minor bronze]

DC was just a Data run Sirens got

[frail bone]

[leaden arrow]

AL getting multiple universes

Like

[minor bronze]

Wdym its where Alters come from

[frail bone]

this might be a explanation to why

[woven marsh]

There's actually a few world lines

[minor bronze]

You an idiot

[frail bone]

KMS dont have alter ships

[arctic hawk]

Harem, assemble.

[woven marsh]

Don't get me started on lore

pls

[arctic hawk]

Does Nero have to mute the channel?

[cobalt wyvern]

Queen Elizabeth - Europan Rhapsody @arctic hawk

[frail bone]

so yeah

[minor bronze]

Just what Verd said was wrong bout DC

[ripe aspen]

Oh boy, lore talk

[frail bone]

theres no possibility of getting Alter Bismarck

[minor bronze]

[quartz scroll]

Alter room is just a stacked cleveland

[leaden arrow]

yorktown got done dirty lore-wise

Fight me

[minor bronze]

Cuz they keep letting Bisko die

[frail bone]

nor Zeppelin Z46 Deustchland Hipper and Tirpitz

[minor bronze]

Bisko doesn't wanna become an Alter

[woven marsh]

Bisco knows more about the simulations than most

[minor bronze]

^

[frail bone]

yeah

[woven marsh]

She is damn well aware of what happens

[frail bone]

but Biscuit doenst exist there

remember?

[woven marsh]

She....does?

[cobalt wyvern]

ok nerds

[frail bone]

no

[cobalt wyvern]

just tl;dr

making Bohemian Rhapsody but with AL characters

the full song

[frail bone]

Tirpitz doenst have a sister on that timeline

[arctic hawk]

More interesting than what these knuckleheads are discussing.

[woven marsh]

Some events actually happen with the ships in your dock

[minor bronze]

DC is all a simulation (as it the actual meaning of the word)

[frail bone]

all a simulation huh?

[woven marsh]

There's a main line

[cobalt wyvern]

"I play AL for the plot" @arctic hawk

[woven marsh]

and there are simulations

[minor bronze]

Mostly, ye

[frail bone]

but why the commander is there?

if it is a simulation

[woven marsh]

Most events are are pure simulations

[minor bronze]

It's a representation

[woven marsh]

because they simulate reality

[arctic hawk]

[quartz scroll]

Analog Azur lane when

[woven marsh]

I think Ashen has grounds in real world

Northern event as well

[minor bronze]

At the end of DC they say of getting rid of Data that isn't needed no more

[woven marsh]

cos it happened after ashen

[minor bronze]

The Original Copies of the data of the KMS ships of DC, I believe

[leaden arrow]

What about micromedley then

Wasn't it transiting between reality and simulation

[minor bronze]

Micro is after Ashen ofc

[frail bone]

well

[woven marsh]

Micro is post Ashen

[minor bronze]

FW and WC also anchored in main line

[frail bone]

tester did said Iron Blood would be anihilated on the original timeline anyways

[woven marsh]

Events that directly follow Ashen aren't pure simulations

[minor bronze]

As they speak of the events

[quartz scroll]

Everyone's ignoring the question of the Bulin event being real

[leaden arrow]

[minor bronze]

As in the April Fools one?

Bulin gettin a skin event, yes, it was real

[woven marsh]

wdym Bulin is real

[ripe aspen]

there was a.... bulin event?

[woven marsh]

with a bulin skin

yes

[arctic hawk]

2, actually.

[minor bronze]

For April Fools

Wdym 2

[woven marsh]

He means UR bulin i guess

[leaden arrow]

Bulin retrofit when

[arctic hawk]

Purple Bulin skin and MKIII launch event.

[minor bronze]

UR Bulin aint a skin tho

Oh yea

It had a launch event

[woven marsh]

Anyway, there is a main world line

where you have SKK and all the ships together

[minor bronze]

I believe most Big Events are main line

Tho, SKK is on AL side, CA side can have their own shiz

Like pretty much the whole of IJN Big events

[leaden arrow]

French event tho

[jagged tendon]

CA is self sustained

[woven marsh]

Shinano event was pretty bullshit tho

[minor bronze]

Ye, I believe that all big events are all Main line

[woven marsh]

Story wise

[minor bronze]

YES, thank you Kroto

[quartz scroll]

It was inception the anime

[minor bronze]

Someone who agrees

[woven marsh]

Pulling weird shit out of their ass

Dreamworld and whatnot

[frail bone]

yeah

[woven marsh]

Shinano being some kind of a prophet god

[minor bronze]

DB fucked shit

[frail bone]

Shinano event was forced

ashell

[leaden arrow]

Shinano was like

In the entire event

[woven marsh]

It didn't fit the existing narrative well

[minor bronze]

Also, Suruga has some kind of awareness of the Simulations, but ofc not like Bisko

[woven marsh]

cos I had trouble undertstanding which timeline or world line it belonged to

[leaden arrow]

It was just an excuse to say that she survived

[minor bronze]

It didn't fit the existing narrative well
@woven marsh inded

[woven marsh]

Suruga is a weird case

[jagged tendon]

If Shinano could see the future she wouldnt sink after 10 days

[woven marsh]

Suruga is almost a PR ship

[ripe aspen]

We should have lore discussions more often ngl

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Can't tell if sarcasm

[minor bronze]

Suruga has fought the sirens thousands of times, as she said, but the IJN believe its her first encounter with the sirens

[ripe aspen]

its not :)

[sleek crest]

[minor bronze]

I mean, Shinano did relive her own sinking in her event

[sleek crest]

azurlane lore aint that deep tho

[minor bronze]

Yet they have so many events with shiz

[quartz scroll]

Ocean pun

[sleek crest]

shinanananano

[arctic hawk]

What you did there. I sea it.

[minor bronze]

[sleek crest]

impossible

[woven marsh]

Anyway Suruga is a Kii class

[sleek crest]

someone other than kroto made a pun

[visual mountain]

Leander needs nerf

[minor bronze]

Ye

[woven marsh]

which can barely be classified as ships

[visual mountain]

Too op

[arctic hawk]

I reluctantly took over since he lost his crimson name.

[woven marsh]

So she's closer to not existing than existing

[minor bronze]

Like the PRs them selves

Yet, PRs have become canon

[sleek crest]

kroto why are you not red anymore

[woven marsh]

that might explain why she's more aware of that stuff

[sleek crest]

did you leave us

[woven marsh]

that said, Z46 is also on that border

[arctic hawk]

He's got a white name and a pointy hat.

[woven marsh]

But her personality matches that

[minor bronze]

And the two heads, I think, of the NU are ships that didn't exist/were barely built

[arctic hawk]

Ready your pitchforks.

[ripe aspen]

Uh oh

[woven marsh]

I swear tae fooking god

you shiting me

[quartz scroll]

I mean if we were going for real/not real we'd have the Texas by now

[arctic hawk]

He went full oirish.

[jagged tendon]

NU?

[minor bronze]

Northern Union

[minor bronze]

The Soviets

[woven marsh]

Second fooking Maya in two hours

tae fok

[jagged tendon]

Northern Parlament

[visual mountain]

[minor bronze]

Oops

[ripe aspen]

did you scrap the first one @woven marsh

[sleek crest]

wild krotov tries to make an irish accent

[minor bronze]

Guess the tiredness is growing on me

[sleek crest]

fails miserably

[visual mountain]

I have all tacos around 100

[minor bronze]

Anywho, am tired, good sloop

[jagged tendon]

Gn

[sleek crest]

gn

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

I shit ya not lads

Two fooking mayas in less than two fooking hours

I’m a wee bit confused tbh

[arctic hawk]

Gimme one, kthx

[sleek crest]

fookin ell mate

[visual mountain]

Gib bulins

[woven marsh]

Take fok is guin on

[visual mountain]

And purins

[sleek crest]

"take"

ok gladly

gib one

[jagged tendon]

Why yall irish now

[visual mountain]

AL players be like: need more coins time to spam 7-2

[sleek crest]

idk

anyway @woven marsh what are you doing anyway

gacha or farm

[woven marsh]

I have been faming 8-4 for 1.5 years now

I got 3 Mayas total

2 in the past hour

what tae fook

[sleek crest]

ğ

[visual mountain]

I got about 6 mayas

[woven marsh]

Do I go buy lottery now

[ripe aspen]

No

[sleek crest]

i got both akagi and kaga same day tbh

and thats the only thing i farmed

all these months

spent around 3000 oil

[visual mountain]

Between leander and jav they are fighting between mvp

[visual mountain]

Mediocre numbers

45k oil used on isuzu grind

[arctic hawk]

2k on Isuzu

[visual mountain]

Thats excluding oil used for pr farming

[sleek crest]

to be honest it might even be less than 3k

maybe 1.6-2

i dont remember

[cobalt wyvern]

ok so I completed 1 minute of the song

and Vegas crashed like 4 times

[woven marsh]

This looks cursed

[quartz scroll]

Hurrdurr insert cyberpunk joke

[cobalt wyvern]

what's cyberpunk here?

[arctic hawk]

Maya: MayaMaya

[leaden arrow]

Maya 2 electric boogaloo

[visual mountain]

Tfw 7-2 gives you many oxy cola and 2 emergency repairs

[quartz scroll]

The crashes

[arctic hawk]

But Cybergunk is known for funny maymay bugs, not crashes.

Though it does crash.

[visual mountain]

Fallout?

[cobalt wyvern]

nonono

it's like

[visual mountain]

New vegas

[cobalt wyvern]

the editing software

Vegas Pro

[quartz scroll]

I miss the days of handouts on maps
Cries in 13

[arctic hawk]

We know, 🐌 👨

[visual mountain]

Remember when they weren't so lazy with making games

When they didn't release a massive day 1 patch

[quartz scroll]

No

[visual mountain]

I do

When wii and ds were new

[quartz scroll]

Cdpr is on track with every launch they've ever had. Always a steaming pile

[visual mountain]

[quartz scroll]

That was like 4 years ago

[visual mountain]

Yes

I feel old

And when people actually played gb and gba

[quartz scroll]

Finally a fellow

[quartz scroll]

I remember getting the pokemon yellow edition gameboy color on my 8th birthday

[jagged tendon]

@woven marsh wait, oath both and call one "Maya hi" and the other "Maya ho"

[arctic hawk]

What do you mean, I still play GBA.

[quartz scroll]

Haha

[leaden arrow]

Since we're having boomer talk

I remember getting my ps1, and giving out my snes to my cousin

Mf broke it in like, two days

[jagged tendon]

How

[leaden arrow]

He stepped on it

[arctic hawk]

The SNES is a literal brick.

[leaden arrow]

[woven marsh]

I had psp for one day

[arctic hawk]

How do you break it?

[woven marsh]

My sister broke it the next day

That’s how I got 2 PSPs in less than 2 days

[arctic hawk]

Kek.

[jagged tendon]

Stonks

[arctic hawk]

I was lent a PSP so I could play the God of War PSP titles on 2 different occasions.

I decided then it was not worth it.

So I got the PS3 bundle instead.

[quartz scroll]

Vice city was primo on psp though

[leaden arrow]

Bruh I remember getting my ps3

Holy hell that's almost 9 years

[arctic hawk]

I still own mine.

As well as a PS2 lite.

As well as a SNES.

[jagged tendon]

I remember my brothers saving every penny they could to buy the ps2

[arctic hawk]

And besides the PS2 lite being borked, the others work just fine.

[woven marsh]

I still remember half the cheat codes

[jagged tendon]

Mfs bought it with almost all coins being 1-5 cents

[quartz scroll]

Man all I had was an n64 until highschool then I got a fat ps2

[leaden arrow]

Stonks

[woven marsh]

Back in my day I played with physical toys

[quartz scroll]

[woven marsh]

Indeed

[arctic hawk]

My cousin had an N64 I was given permission to complete Super Mario 64 on.

[leaden arrow]

I mean, I did play with lego and shit

Bootleg lego tho

[woven marsh]

AK47 was my fav

Used to speed assemble it when I was 2

[jagged tendon]

I played with toys until 8 then our neighbor gave us his gba so I started playing with both things

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

iStill own LEGO and Bionicle stuff :y

[woven marsh]

Anyway

[quartz scroll]

Now I'm an adult I realized lego is expensive as hell

[woven marsh]

Game’s still paying me for Honoka

With trash

[arctic hawk]

It is, but it also lasts longer than bootleg.

[woven marsh]

Like 4 12 gems commissions in a row

[leaden arrow]

True

[woven marsh]

Or two mayas

Which I almost scrapped

[leaden arrow]

I only had like, chinese lego

Logo™

[jagged tendon]

I still have a giant bag full of legos somewhere

[quartz scroll]

||rego||

[woven marsh]

I had a small tent house inside

That had like a million LEGO constructs

[quartz scroll]

Bruh is that a crt

[arctic hawk]

Could be.

[woven marsh]

Bruh like

I can feel the slav energy

Mf spent 400 cubes on Fubuki

I had like 50 Fubukis by now

[arctic hawk]

Original model was a motorbike

Original model was a dude

[visual mountain]

Awoooo

[arctic hawk]

Original model was a siege vehicle

[visual mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/aya-momiji-touhou-anime-petting-gif-8060333

[arctic hawk]

I should re-build them in their original forms.

[woven marsh]

Last one is too obvious

[quartz scroll]

Don't get me started on looking glass event waste

[arctic hawk]

Last one is actually an attempt at a Starcraft Battlecruiser.

[woven marsh]

But that’s a normal Fubuki

[hot moat]

[woven marsh]

He spent 400 cubes on IJN Fubuki

[quartz scroll]

I spent double that in USD

[woven marsh]

@kind heart would love this

[woven marsh]

Distinguished SIMP

[quartz scroll]

Damn right

[arctic hawk]

Wait, is IJN Fubuki rare, or something?

[woven marsh]

No

Not at all

That’s why I’m shocked

I scrapped a lot of her

[arctic hawk]

The hell did that guy waste 400 cubes on her

[cobalt wyvern]

I finished the "MAMAAAAA" portion

of the song

[quartz scroll]

I think he's saying he was pulling for someone else and all he got was fubuki

[arctic hawk]

Whataloser

[woven marsh]

Did you kill a man?

[arctic hawk]

Point at him and laugh

[cobalt wyvern]

QE killed a man

[woven marsh]

[cobalt wyvern]

SHKIKAAAAAAAAN

YOU GOT SO MUCH OIL

[arctic hawk]

Was it one of her own again?

[woven marsh]

Put a up to her :yorkhead:

[cobalt wyvern]

BUT YOU GOT TO THROW IT ALL AWAAAAAY

SHKIKAAAAAAAAAN

UWUUUUUUUUU

[ripe aspen]

"Shikikan, you have so much oil"

h m

[quartz scroll]

Uwuuuwuwuuwu

[cobalt wyvern]

DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY

IF I'M NOT BACK AGAIN

[woven marsh]

No UwU

[cobalt wyvern]

YOU'LL BE WITH ATAGO

CARRY ON

CARRY ON

[woven marsh]

Or you go to guwulag

[cobalt wyvern]

BECAUSE NOTHING REALLY MATTERS

[quartz scroll]

You have no power here

I am the now

[ripe aspen]

[woven marsh]

VA is real

at 11 skipped attempts mind you

[cobalt wyvern]

I used every attempt this season

[arctic hawk]

I found a thing

[woven marsh]

Bowdoru

[arctic hawk]

Also, a cool piece

[woven marsh]

Suffering from success

Can’t even select most of them to lecture hall

[arctic hawk]

Ignoring Hiryuu like that.

[woven marsh]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

Didn’t need her

Okay wanna see something really scary?

[arctic hawk]

337 purple books

[woven marsh]

Coob in merit shop btw

0 red books

999 red skills to level

[arctic hawk]

Shame.

[quartz scroll]

We went over this yesterday

[woven marsh]

My point still stands

I have no red books

I have a lot of red skills to level

[quartz scroll]

Why not just burn the other color purple books on red skills

You do it with gold

[woven marsh]

Yeah that’s what I’m doing rn

[arctic hawk]

You lied to me.

[woven marsh]

[ripe aspen]

[woven marsh]

It’s different

I have Albacore

How is this possible

I thought all shops synced

[arctic hawk]

[hot moat]

I have Eldridge

[arctic hawk]

So does Ido

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

HAX

[hot moat]

[quartz scroll]

A different server has invaded

[woven marsh]

Okay but legit

I thought all ships were synced

Especially when you said

I went to the merit shop and bought a cube

[arctic hawk]

The other day, ye.

[hot moat]

[dapper plank]

i fuking passed

[woven marsh]

Senpoi is a pro now

Teach me

[verbal talon]

i am back from the dentist

[dapper plank]

[verbal talon]

is everyone in lex behaving?

[woven marsh]

Everyone except red man

[dapper plank]

[woven marsh]

Also Senpoi needs to be pat

[ripe aspen]

[arctic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3C2TN-Vp4c

[visual mountain]

Maxed a gold 100mm

[woven marsh]

[visual mountain]

Just for javelin

[sleek crest]

is there a casual illustrious skin

because id buy that shit

[visual mountain]

Vruh

[sleek crest]

well im looking for something like this but

[visual mountain]

Casual

Only spee

[sleek crest]

that aint really casual tbh

yeah

That skin is cute af

[visual mountain]

Lusty has so many dress skins

[sleek crest]

she has so many thirsty commanders lusting for her

its only normal

[visual mountain]

Not enough lood skins tho

[sleek crest]

and she wants to do a soft landing with us

[visual mountain]

Still waiting on choukai skin

And maya kai

[sleek crest]

not sure if it would be "soft"

tbh i wish i married lusty instead of hood

but yknow i actually use hood in my fleet

and im mostly f2p

[visual mountain]

Same

[sleek crest]

because game doesnt accept my currency ffs

it says it is not available

[visual mountain]

I oathed a glass cannon

A CA glass cannon

[woven marsh]

Maybe cos you don’t have enough money

[visual mountain]

[woven marsh]

[visual mountain]

Go commit not en

[woven marsh]

Is it Wichita?

[visual mountain]

No

[woven marsh]

It’s not a CA glass cannon

[visual mountain]

Wichita has hp

[woven marsh]

Neither is Wichita. She’s not glass.

Who is it

[visual mountain]

Sheep

[sleek crest]

read the red words

it says unavailable for this purchase

[visual mountain]

En cant read

[sleek crest]

it would say not enough money if that was the case

[woven marsh]

Don’t use google play

[sleek crest]

bro my parents dont let me use their cc

[visual mountain]

[sleek crest]

they are paranoid

smh

[woven marsh]

65 evasion and 78 luck

How is this glass

PayPal?

[sleek crest]

ive realized only recently that illustrious have a see through outfiy

[sleek crest]

paypal is gone here

like ever since 2016

[woven marsh]

It should be supported tho

Any currency should

[jagged tendon]

Google play gift cards?

[sleek crest]

that is precisely what i am using

[woven marsh]

Wait. Lusty outfit is see through

[jagged tendon]

Damn then idk

[verbal talon]

Ranger's retrofit is see through

[woven marsh]

How have I not noticed

[sleek crest]

ahhaha

yeah her skirt is see through

[arctic hawk]

Don't pay much attention to details, do you

[sleek crest]

well i say recently but it has been like 2 months or more

there was a period where i forgot it was see through mainly because i play al so rarely

[jagged tendon]

Talking about see through, how tf are her legs positioned
You can see the panties but the legs dont go along with the position

[cobalt wyvern]

@arctic hawk IT'S DONE

I DID IT

I'M A FUCKING MADMAN

I DID IT

I DID ITTTTTTTT

THE MEME IS DONE

[sleek crest]

which meme

[arctic hawk]

Congrats

The meme he did.

[sleek crest]

idk but im interested to see ir

[cobalt wyvern]

@sleek crest remember the Bohemian Rhapsody meme I made yesterday?

[arctic hawk]

He'll post it.

[cobalt wyvern]

so I made the entire song

in AL

not just one minute of it

[sleek crest]

nice

i guess

[cobalt wyvern]

TOOK ME

2 HOURS

(which is less than I expected but still)

[cobalt wyvern]

compressing it

so I can upload it

since it's like

350 MB

[woven marsh]

5 in a row

[jagged tendon]

[visual mountain]

[arctic hawk]

PillarMen.mp3

[woven marsh]

Whoever draws those Ayanamies

They’re so cute

I legit feel sad for this

[jagged tendon]

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Twitter · Dec 17, 2020, 11:06 AM

[arctic hawk]

You go downstairs in the middle of the night

[jagged tendon]

Jokes on you I dont have stairs

[sleek crest]

smh people living in houses and not apartments

privileged people

[arctic hawk]

Not Karamelldansen
Dislike

[woven marsh]

Smh people living

[sleek crest]

but thats how most people get their delivery stolen

[sleek crest]

its the original one

[jagged tendon]

Not really privileg considering the house was built by my grandpa which died 26 years ago and the house is falling apart in some places

Yes privileg, not gonna correct that one

[cobalt wyvern]

there

[arctic hawk]

Not Cruel Angel's Thesis either. 0/10

[cobalt wyvern]

I did it

[woven marsh]

Bruh wtf

[arctic hawk]

Snailman.

[woven marsh]

I keep hearing my heartbeat go fucking caramelldansing

[arctic hawk]

You do know how the intro looks like, right?

[sleek crest]

why

[cobalt wyvern]

I didn't try to mimic the whole song's look one to one

it'd be impossible

and it'll look shit

I just went with what looked pretty @arctic hawk

[arctic hawk]

The intro is iconic.

[cobalt wyvern]

ok and?

this isn't Bohemian Rhapsody

this is Europan Rhapsody

by Queen Elizabeth

fight me Nero

fight me

[sleek crest]

but is he really bohemian

if he isnt it is lies

[arctic hawk]

k, bring it

[cobalt wyvern]

feel free to edit the song yourself if you want to so badly

[jagged tendon]

Thought bohemian was from slovakia, maybe thats too much hoi4

[sleek crest]

bro

bohemia is czech

its where prague is

[woven marsh]

Damn

[sleek crest]

smh

[woven marsh]

That’s a masterpiece

[jagged tendon]

Same crap, its right next door

[sleek crest]

i can remember most of the map of hoi4 lmfao

[woven marsh]

Guys I think my heart is offbeat

How do I fix it

[sleek crest]

stab a knife

[arctic hawk]

Drive a stake through it.

[sleek crest]

[arctic hawk]

Stab a knife with another knife.

[woven marsh]

Okay. Brb gonna find a knife to stab a knife

Fucker

[jagged tendon]

[sleek crest]

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

[cobalt wyvern]

what is

[arctic hawk]

The knife-stabbing knife.

Your video, dum-dum.

He was complimenting you.

[woven marsh]

He doesn’t understand compliments

[cobalt wyvern]

I don't

[woven marsh]

Only money

[cobalt wyvern]

you're right

[arctic hawk]

🐌

[woven marsh]

Speaking of money

[cobalt wyvern]

yeah but anyway

thx

[woven marsh]

Or rather lack thereof

[cobalt wyvern]

took me a huge while to make

[sleek crest]

btw

[arctic hawk]

Dismantle some crap, whiteKroto.

[sleek crest]

why is Cheshire both cute and hot at the same time lol

[woven marsh]

Bruh I opened 2k boxes a while ago

[sleek crest]

is it only me

[woven marsh]

I have nothing

[sleek crest]

fookin ell

[arctic hawk]

Dismantle some +10s

[woven marsh]

All for naught cos I didn’t get Honokers

Anyway

You know those stupid highschool English dialogues

Where one of the tasks is replying to compliments

There is an infamously stupid one

[arctic hawk]

As opposed to those smart highschool dialogues?

[woven marsh]

“Thanks I made it myself”

It’s finally applicable

The teachers were right

School is important

[arctic hawk]

The poverty hole you found yourself in?

[woven marsh]

Thanks. I made it myself

[sleek crest]

here is a honoka pic for you

[arctic hawk]

Bet

[woven marsh]

Nice pic

Did you make it yourself?

[arctic hawk]

level 1 crush

wat

[sleek crest]

of course

[woven marsh]

How is she crush as level 1

[sleek crest]

secretary

[woven marsh]

Nero fuck off

[ripe aspen]

I put my game on auto and look away for like, 15 seconds and Shinano goes fucking ham

[jagged tendon]

thot

[woven marsh]

4K damage is fucking ham

[arctic hawk]

She got the thigh to back up that ham.

[woven marsh]

Is this still 1-1?

[ripe aspen]

no

4-2 actually

[arctic hawk]

If you said 1-2, I would've lost it.

[woven marsh]

Thanks. I lost it myself

[sleek crest]

smh 4 star shinano

[arctic hawk]

Go find it.

[sleek crest]

all my fellas use 6 star shinano

[arctic hawk]

Before Ido claims it.

Imagine having 6 star level 100 Shinano.

Couldn't be me

[sleek crest]

tbh i dont know how the r word is banned

[woven marsh]

[sleek crest]

but not "fuck"

[arctic hawk]

Mods being mods.

[woven marsh]

So I can say fucktard?

[sleek crest]

guess so

[arctic hawk]

As long as no snitch is around.

[woven marsh]

Anyway I go die now

I mean

[arctic hawk]

Good point.

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

It 2 am

[sleek crest]

sleeping early today i see

@woven marsh

[sleek crest]

all of you are weak

[dapper plank]

14:13

[sleek crest]

i sleep at 6 am

and it is 3:14 right now

[woven marsh]

Well. Yeah. I gotta wake up in an hour.

[arctic hawk]

Normally, so do I. But I gotta be up at 9 am.

[woven marsh]

45 mins

[sleek crest]

sheesh

how do you be alive with 45mins

[dapper plank]

my friend mostly sleeps at 8am..

[arctic hawk]

how do you be alive

[woven marsh]

What makes you think I do be alive

[ripe aspen]

Its only 7:14 pm over here

[sleek crest]

good point

[sleek crest]

usa being usa

[jagged tendon]

Midnight gang

[jagged tendon]

[sleek crest]

tbh do you guys i can i eat meatballs and mash at 3am

[arctic hawk]

[sleek crest]

i think it might cause some indigestion

[arctic hawk]

Cursed engrish

[woven marsh]

And judging by your message

A stroke

[jagged tendon]

[sleek crest]

nono

[woven marsh]

Nero fuck off with the hivemind

[sleek crest]

ingrish

[woven marsh]

I swear

[ripe aspen]

[sleek crest]

you arent even english smh

[arctic hawk]

You do realise I'm a grammar nahzee, right?

[sleek crest]

yeah

[jagged tendon]

Nah zee its fine

[woven marsh]

You do realize I’m a professional translator, right?

[sleek crest]

go put jews into grammar chambers

[arctic hawk]

I zee vhat you did zere.

[sleek crest]

[sleek crest]

what do you translate

[woven marsh]

43 mins

[sleek crest]

i translated a few anime episodes

[arctic hawk]

Broken engrish into actual sentences.

[woven marsh]

Stuff that needs to be translated

[sleek crest]

fuck off

[arctic hawk]

[sleek crest]

which stuff exactly

[woven marsh]

Literally everyone wants Nero to fuck off today

I don’t get to choose

[arctic hawk]

I have that effect on people.

[woven marsh]

I get sent anything

And I get paid to translate it

[jagged tendon]

Kroto is the russian translator so we can understand the NP ships

[sleek crest]

oh you work as a translator

[woven marsh]

You don’t say

[sleek crest]

lmao im just just a recluse at home

[arctic hawk]

But can he tell us why the kids love Captain Crunch?

[sleek crest]

that only translates a few anime episodes

[jagged tendon]

Ngl i dont know whos that

[arctic hawk]

@woven marsh Aha? Where's your other Fs?

[woven marsh]

I don’t give them

0 f(ucks) given

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-steve-carell-finger-guns-gif-4195725

[woven marsh]

Maybe 1

[sleek crest]

damn

[woven marsh]

40 mins

[sleek crest]

and kroto

fucking sleep

40 mins dude

[arctic hawk]

Mission accepted: keep white Kroto awake for another 40 minutes

[jagged tendon]

Think we all know he aint going to sleep

[ripe aspen]

If you need to sleep go fucking sleep

[woven marsh]

Fuck off

[arctic hawk]

Nah, he's just gonna whack one off and be awake.

[sleek crest]

[cobalt wyvern]

man I'm still exhausted from making that meme

[arctic hawk]

Full time job as a memer snail.

[woven marsh]

Thanks. I watched it myself

[ripe aspen]

o u made a new meme?

[cobalt wyvern]

scroll up

[arctic hawk]

"new"

[dapper plank]

how to keep kroto awake

[cobalt wyvern]

more like

remember the Bohemian Rhapsody meme from earlier? @ripe aspen

so I made it the whole song

[ripe aspen]

Oh

[arctic hawk]

Bully him about his white name and pointy hat

[dapper plank]

uh

[woven marsh]

How is it pointy

[dapper plank]

i would be bonk if i bully him..

[arctic hawk]

It's literally stabbing a white ball.

[sleek crest]

so kroto how much do you get paid

[cobalt wyvern]

@ripe aspen

[woven marsh]

Maybe

[sleek crest]

[arctic hawk]

Just enough to untie the noose every morning.

[cobalt wyvern]

ngl I kinda deserve the pink role at this point

I made a ton of OC memes

[jagged tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/noose-moe-szyslak-not-today-old-friend-the-simpsons-gif-15987627

[cobalt wyvern]

most of the memes I post are like, OCs

[arctic hawk]

Post it in #461381136661217283

[cobalt wyvern]

I did

literally nobody cared

[arctic hawk]

Welcome to #461381136661217283

[cobalt wyvern]

at least my friends are having a laugh

[sleek crest]

i posted a meme last night and it got deleted

[leaden arrow]

Real effort memes:

[sleek crest]

it was a meme about how blm is a hoax

[leaden arrow]

Bass boosted shit:

[sleek crest]

needless to say offeneded a lot of people

[woven marsh]

The #461381136661217283 still laugh at ark Royal fleets

[jagged tendon]

Hmm yes defending that shitshow

[sleek crest]

mission accomplished

[woven marsh]

[sleek crest]

offend blm people

[arctic hawk]

Post this meme on #461381136661217283
Nobody cared

[dapper plank]

ima go eat sum cotton candy ice cream while im at it

[woven marsh]

Eat cum

[jagged tendon]

You gonna eat what

[woven marsh]

[sleek crest]

bro im gonna fly to moscow and throw your phone outta the window if you dont sleep

[dapper plank]

[arctic hawk]

By the time you arrive in Moscow, he'd already stayed up.

[woven marsh]

[sleek crest]

that is the comedy

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

Comedy? In Russia?

[ripe aspen]

you guys use light mode, dark mode, or AMOLED?

[dapper plank]

[sleek crest]

you do realize amoled is a screen

[woven marsh]

Senpoi react twice if you are held hostage

[dapper plank]

U SAW NOTHING NOTHING

[arctic hawk]

Tell you what. You decide.
||Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.||

[ripe aspen]

Its a secret mode on discord

[sleek crest]

too late

[dapper plank]

[woven marsh]

I saw nothing

[dapper plank]

[sleek crest]

i already downloaded

the message

[jagged tendon]

Same

[sleek crest]

[ripe aspen]

I havent

[dapper plank]

[ripe aspen]

because i just cleared my gallery

[woven marsh]

Also

Y’all going to prison now

[sleek crest]

i also do monthly purges on unfunny memes and shit

[arctic hawk]

Something about AzurSenpai eating cotton candy

[woven marsh]

Senpoi is underage

[dapper plank]

im 13

[sleek crest]

not if we dont do something

[woven marsh]

Baited

[dapper plank]

[sleek crest]

he just said he drinks cum

[arctic hawk]

We're already in gulga, what's it matter

gulga

[woven marsh]

Gulga

Mate

Ya wee little prick

[jagged tendon]

You're going to gulga

[arctic hawk]

Goolga.

[sleek crest]

aunt gulgas house?

[ripe aspen]

what

what the fuck did i miss

[arctic hawk]

You blinked.

[woven marsh]

Gulga

Half an hour

[ripe aspen]

exactly what the fuck

[arctic hawk]

Welcome to Lexington General. You blink, you miss a meme.

[sleek crest]

meme wasteland that is lexington general

[arctic hawk]

You could say it's
The commonwealth.

[woven marsh]

Still funnier than #461381136661217283

[arctic hawk]

[sleek crest]

turkish çeşir approves

[woven marsh]

Russian FdG when

[arctic hawk]

You mean Gagnut?

[ripe aspen]

If Lexington General had a form of government what would it be

[jagged tendon]

Gagnut

[arctic hawk]

Malarchy

[woven marsh]

That’s Russian Graf

[sleek crest]

i want british gangut

[woven marsh]

Botak

[sleek crest]

or french chapayev

[woven marsh]

[jagged tendon]

Thats Wales when shes with Eugen

[sleek crest]

kroto

30mins

[woven marsh]

V west

[arctic hawk]

tfw no one's gonna get that Malarchy reference

[sleek crest]

[woven marsh]

What

[sleek crest]

nobody knows what the fuck malarchy is

[woven marsh]

Eggiest

Cat

[arctic hawk]

Imagine knowing english

[woven marsh]

Aiteigt old eto

[sleek crest]

yeah imagine

[frail bone]

damn

[dapper plank]

waht teh fuk it english?

[ripe aspen]

what time is it for you guys, all of you, rn

[frail bone]

im back from editing a vid for 4 hours

[arctic hawk]

You ok, bruv?

[frail bone]

[jagged tendon]

Midnight and a half

[woven marsh]

Yes km sad m

[arctic hawk]

2:32

[sleek crest]

3:33

[frail bone]

hes not the same since Honoka

[arctic hawk]

Not the first time you typed that.

[frail bone]

dont mind it

[sleek crest]

kroto is also 3:33

[woven marsh]

I’m sorry French gn c yu hm

[sleek crest]

what

[ripe aspen]

...damn i cant talk ive also been up at those times

[arctic hawk]

He's glitching IRL

[jagged tendon]

🌲 : 🌲 🌲

[arctic hawk]

Fokin' oirish cant

[sleek crest]