lexington-general

[onyx solstice]

[arctic hawk]

Turns out I got everyone from the first 6 chapters.

Houshou
Target axquired.

[visual mountain]

[arctic hawk]

Need'er for gems, anyway.

Thanks, Wiki.

[onyx solstice]

noice

[arctic hawk]

How to spend 2200 oil, the Nero way: 5 fights of 26 oil each, 1 fight of 74 oil.

[onyx solstice]

grinding xp yeh. my way is the lazy way lol

[arctic hawk]

Not really grinding EXP right now, just trying for Houshou. Whatever EXP does come out of it goes straight to Seattle's thighs.

[onyx solstice]

lol she is cute ngl

[arctic hawk]

She be.

She has the only beach skin I regret not getting.

[onyx solstice]

time to wait for the next anniv lol

[arctic hawk]

Eh, don't care that much.

One skin I do care about is Isuzu's christmas skin, though.

Which I fully intend on getting.

[onyx solstice]

that's perma as well lol

[arctic hawk]

Not unlocked yet, though. Christmas sale 'n all that.

[jagged tendon]

Thought that 9-4 boss was bugged for a sec, music starts but the other 2 spawn before the boss

[arctic hawk]

iKinda' wish the mics had better stats on them. Would definitely make me equip the Seafarer's Loyalty one on my active bossing fleet.

[woven marsh]

They give hit, so any BB

[arctic hawk]

My next target after Houshou:

[woven marsh]

Oh look

Ram

[arctic hawk]

Already own Rem.

[jagged tendon]

If there will be a Siren version of her it better be called Ika-zuchi

[visual mountain]

I have all ship drops besides the w9 elites

And w12 cv

W13 ships

[arctic hawk]

ooo, gem commission

2 hours later, 0 gems. Watch.

[arctic hawk]

Gee Gee.

[visual mountain]

Horni

[hasty kiln]

she is

[visual mountain]

Suprised how she was one of the few ops to get a lood with pp

[woven marsh]

Yooo

Hard mode good

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

[jagged tendon]

Best Cleve

[arctic hawk]

Whoever designed 7-4 can go suck a dick.

[woven marsh]

Ah

I see Nero finally feels my pain

[visual mountain]

[woven marsh]

Also. That was okay

What do I do now

[visual mountain]

Columbia needs more love

[woven marsh]

Ugh

[visual mountain]

Her and denver are my favorite cleve class

[woven marsh]

Yeah. Underrated

Cos Denver has a very default skill set

I guess I’ll have to do 11-3 for Sendai

[visual mountain]

True

Columbia has a pretty decent skill set tho

[jagged tendon]

I just hate Cleve tbh, every other sister is much better

[visual mountain]

She has the skills of hamm kai

But better stats

I dont like Montpelier

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

I like everyone equally

Also as much as Sara is the MVP of the node fleet

I can't stand hearing DOKU MITERU NO KOCCHI DAYO

every 5 seconds

[arctic hawk]

Why do you have game sound on, again?

[neat flicker]

Turn off the game sound

[woven marsh]

I sometimes feel like it

[arctic hawk]

Then don't complain.

[woven marsh]

Not with this infinite loop tho

[woven marsh]

Wouldn't be me then

[neat flicker]

You can turn off voice lines

[woven marsh]

But I like voices

[arctic hawk]

I only ever turn it on to hear new voice lines, then turn it back off a few seconds later.

[woven marsh]

I do the same ususally

when MLB and getting new ships

[neat flicker]

Just change Sara to other CV

[woven marsh]

Shinano

[neat flicker]

Shina

[woven marsh]

11-3 lethal is easy so far

EX Tier

Sara is for boss fleets

[arctic hawk]

If Saratoga and San Diego are put on the same fleet, does the universe implode?

[woven marsh]

Not if you use Perseus

[arctic hawk]

who

[woven marsh]

She balances it out

This one

She does say Makasete a lot

but it's a short and rather quite line

[arctic hawk]

quiet*

[visual mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/horny-jail-bonk-dog-hit-head-stop-being-horny-gif-17298755

[arctic hawk]

[jagged tendon]

Me hearing "Anton, Bruno, Ceaser...." for the past days

[woven marsh]

tell that to my autocorrect

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

Turn it off.

[woven marsh]

I like scharnhorst's line

[arctic hawk]

Welp, Houshou get.

[woven marsh]

took me half a year to get her

[visual mountain]

Houshou marine

[woven marsh]

Maaaaan

[visual mountain]

Horni pirate

[woven marsh]

I didn't pay attention and my vanguard died

[jagged tendon]

I like it too but damn she spits out barrages and torpedos every second

[woven marsh]

Because I had stupid shiro

Now I have 2 nodes and a boss

[visual mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/hololive-kiryu-coco-senshou-houshou-marine-marine-gif-18912282

[arctic hawk]

Wasn't even the boss fleet who dropped'er

[woven marsh]

[jagged tendon]

Ah yes the dab dance

[arctic hawk]

Boomer Marine falls in line.
Coco, the chaotic:

[visual mountain]

Q

[woven marsh]

She was just standing there waiting for the right moment

and then ruined it

[visual mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/hololive-fall-over-yakuza-kiryu-coco-gif-17642263

[arctic hawk]

Someone should've told Coco that her arms should be the ones being thrown back, not her legs as well.

No, Adam. Bad.

So, like. I just got a brainfart.

[jagged tendon]

Coco wasnt trying to dance, she was trying to skate

[arctic hawk]

Is Cybergunk 76 just Deus Ex? Again?

[woven marsh]

Doesn't look like Adam ngl

[arctic hawk]

[rugged steppe]

I thought limited time units was like a once every 2 week thing. Seems like every week now

[ripe aspen]

[arctic hawk]

Jesus christ, finally. Retrofit Ayanami.

[visual mountain]

[woven marsh]

What are limited time units?

[visual mountain]

a

[jagged tendon]

So is this gonna be Mio Honda part 2?

[visual mountain]

Yes

Junbi ok

[jagged tendon]

Nice

[visual mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/mio-honda-eating-food-cute-anime-gif-16915640

[arctic hawk]

Retrofit Ayanami becomes Darth Maul.

hue

[ripe aspen]

I was doing 1-1 hard mode for the blue destroyer retro blueprints, thanks BaltiMuse

[woven marsh]

Now you need someone to buff ger

1-1 hard mode

[jagged tendon]

Why not do the most advanced you can do

You still get blue and purple

[woven marsh]

Mostly blue and purple tbh

[ripe aspen]

Because 1-1 just has this certain vibe to it that the others dont

[arctic hawk]

Blues are semi-guaranteed drops. Purple drop the least for me, and gold ones...eh.

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

You know there's clearing mode right?

[visual mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/run-running-run-from-mio-anime-happy-gif-17117294

[woven marsh]

Just gotta farm the hard mode for a bit and then it's boss only

[ripe aspen]

Clearing Mode? Pff

[hasty kiln]

no running

[arctic hawk]

inb4 what's clearing mode

[visual mountain]

Yes run

[jagged tendon]

Clearing mode was my go to for getting Poi

[woven marsh]

I got 4 drop only ships from Hard mode so far

[visual mountain]

Now back too looding the thicc dum dum

[woven marsh]

It's more cost effective for later worlds

[jagged tendon]

I got Marine, Poi and someone else i cant remember

Probably Akagi

[arctic hawk]

A'ight, almost done with dailies. Time for the 10 PvP matches.
woo

[visual mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/the-idolmaster-cinderella-girls-starlight-stage-cgss-デレステ-riamu-2nd-side-gif-19027347

[woven marsh]

I got Jintsuu, Columbia, Niizuki and Nicholas

[rugged steppe]

Ohhhhhh its limited rate up not limited time. Hehe I'm pepega oof

[woven marsh]

Rate ups only happen during events

This short rate up isn't an event

[arctic hawk]

They're permanent aditions, anyway.

[woven marsh]

It happens right before ships are added to perma

[rugged steppe]

Didn't know that. Ty

[woven marsh]

Then there's a wishing well

that's just scam

[jagged tendon]

Also SOS give you the normal drop ships or subs?

[woven marsh]

Normal

You can get Boss only SSRs as well

Like Akagi and Kaga

[jagged tendon]

Yeah I saw SR for I19 mission but wasnt sure which one would drop

[woven marsh]

Now I have cleared all the nodes with full hp. wtf happened last time

Hm

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/460645783021289472/789125756579086416/buffs_final.png

Was the change for Iron Blood Wings there before?

I feel like it was worded differently

[visual mountain]

Nope

Never increased own avi

[rugged steppe]

I've been stuck on 9/10 ships for monarch for the past months now. Angry

[sleek crest]

oh no not Venezuela

[woven marsh]

Nuke it

[sleek crest]

wot

dude

it is 1940

[sleek crest]

nukes are 5 years ahead

at best

[woven marsh]

It's also a rickroll

[sleek crest]

yeah

[woven marsh]

Taking AP ships to 11-3 was very smart of me

Luckily

I have a literal murder machine in the fleet

[woven marsh]

Cursed comments

[hasty kiln]

[sleek crest]

that poor guy tho

he spent 200 cubes

for an exchangeable char

[woven marsh]

Man I need someone against Light Armor

[sleek crest]

[woven marsh]

Should I get my Hood out for old times' sake?

[sleek crest]

huh

[jagged tendon]

With what map may I ask

[visual mountain]

[woven marsh]

Typical EN

[visual mountain]

Just noticed

Im using jav with ark

[arctic hawk]

#HashtagJustMythThings

[visual mountain]

Yes

[neat flicker]

It seem tasty. Unfortunately, can't eat them, I will feel bad if I eat only one

[jagged tendon]

Who writes hashtag after putting one

[arctic hawk]

Someone who hates hashtags.

[neat flicker]

[jagged tendon]

if I only eat one
Eat them all

[woven marsh]

🧠

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/pewdiepie-big-brain-youtube-pewdiepie-big-brain-pewds-gif-14807319

[neat flicker]

Someone wants to kill me

[visual mountain]

Smol brain

[arctic hawk]

smol pp

[visual mountain]

Yes

But

Ame has long pp

Because gura gave her one

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/amelia-guitar-ame-guitar-amelia-watson-hololive-vtuber-gif-19525569

[neat flicker]

[visual mountain]

Mc things

https://youtu.be/wKot71NMvXU

[arctic hawk]

iDon't watch their minecrafting things, only clips.

kek

I'm just grateful Walfie has material for her chibi art.

[jagged tendon]

Watson's shaft is cursed

[arctic hawk]

Everything about Amelia is cursed.

[jagged tendon]

True

[woven marsh]

My first experience of her was the "I'm Horny" clip

[jagged tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/watson-amelia-amelia-horny-holomyth-hololiveen-gif-18558682

[woven marsh]

One of Us

[arctic hawk]

Aww, she didn't keep the dong.

[jagged tendon]

Ina was traumatized for a second when Amelia said it

[arctic hawk]

No futa Amelia

[woven marsh]

yet

[frail bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415872267038490626/789134118406848553/unknown.png

[arctic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlpNdjCSH5g

[frail bone]

me finally

a good looking IJN DD

[arctic hawk]

I go back to this clip every now and then.

[frail bone]

looks at Full Firepower skill

looks at gun efficiency

looks at base firepower

||great choice of skill devs||

[jagged tendon]

[frail bone]

[woven marsh]

12fp

kekw

[jagged tendon]

Imagine ijn dds with a working gun

[frail bone]

that is like

Piercing Shells skill level

[arctic hawk]

IJN ships be like
Firepower? Oh, you mean torpedos. Got'cha.

[frail bone]

but ngl artists are saving the game

u dont see a DD with this design everyday

[arctic hawk]

Artists do indeed save the game

[neat flicker]

All new guns loses to PR guns, doesn't it means they can add a new DD AP gun for PR4?

[frail bone]

with Z52?

prob

but it would be a single 128mm

an AP single 128mm

[woven marsh]

Hmm

I mean that was like half a minute faster than with Monarch/Warspite

But the damage is almost the same

Wtf

[frail bone]

ngl

gonna save Kuroshio in my docks

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415872267038490626/789120908647858206/unknown.png

double Hiei

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

Hiei you say?

Laffey disapproves

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

W12 Hard Mode when

I want to farm my Choukai there

[jagged tendon]

[kind heart]

You know how a stupid sentence just sticks to you sometimes? Here's mine

[jagged tendon]

He just has below negative braincells at this point, dont worry

[hasty kiln]

[woven marsh]

Wisdom Boi Strikes again

My Laffey is like:

[kind heart]

[hasty kiln]

he cant see the point until hard map with sub boss without going to surface

[jagged tendon]

angry Nimi noises

[woven marsh]

Thing is, and Yata pointed it out already, he parrots lots of stuff he hears and doesn't always think stuff through

That's like half the GPH

[jagged tendon]

You're being generous

Its 80%

[woven marsh]

Like, for real, don't want to bash anyone

But I don't think you should give advice on stuff you barely understand yourself

[jagged tendon]

But really how tf are DDs useless, both irl and game for that matter

Do you think CL, CA and BBs can do the same stuff has them

[woven marsh]

They suffer a lot in W13

[arctic hawk]

DDs are useless
Laffey getting consistent MVPs with less-than-ideal gear

[woven marsh]

Because they don't have HP/AA most of the time

an AA DD is a rare thing and there's like 4 ships that fit that without being garbage

[arctic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWU4Z0ehRqg

[woven marsh]

Suzutsuki, Kitakaze, Z46

3

not even 4

The rest of them don't even have anything resembling AA

USS Kidd

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

I want a proper USS AA DD

[jagged tendon]

But thats 1 world, they were talking about DDs in general

Yeah they wont be able to do everything but no type of ship can do everything

[woven marsh]

Odin can

XD

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

but for real, DDs are extremely useful

Even outside of combat and damage

You get Speed

You get ambush reduction

You get more consistent DPS with gunboats

The only ship that can match that is London

and that's a Laffey strapped to a CA hull

[balmy raft]

[kind heart]

Sandy too

[woven marsh]

DD gun CLs pretty much

Then there's Ayanami

oh wait they use

[woven marsh]

shiro

Who can't replace Ayanami

and they use Naganami

who is a destroyer

but also can't match Ayanami

[balmy raft]

Ayanami cute

[woven marsh]

I don't think there's a ship in game that matches Ayanami in pure DPH

[balmy raft]

I just use who I like

[woven marsh]

[balmy raft]

But my Pamiat can’t get me past w13

[kind heart]

[jagged tendon]

I remember a clip of someone putting 2 rainbow dildos on and 1 shotting the daily boss

[balmy raft]

[woven marsh]

That's pretty much how you do it the fastest lol

[jagged tendon]

Pretty funny tbh

[woven marsh]

don't even have to be +10 I think

[balmy raft]

I one shot daily boss with ibuki

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

Oh wait right, Ibuki exists

[balmy raft]

My ayanami is maxed

[woven marsh]

Best siren/elite extermination team is Jean Bart + Ibuki

The clear speed is limited by how fast your phone is at this point

[balmy raft]

[woven marsh]

Really tho, events with Jean Bart are so nice

[kind heart]

not even rainbow dildo is necessary
#lexington-general message

[woven marsh]

That Cappu guy seems good at the game

[balmy raft]

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

Ayaya party

[kind heart]

Christmas is near

[rough turret]

[kind heart]

Red man

[frail bone]

[kind heart]

[frail bone]

hmmm

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/630553822036623370/778268374651371530/krs_arknights201117.gif

[hasty kiln]

red man

[hazy kayak]

no mikasa from 10roll today...

just gonna do daily builds on heavy for now

also need to recover golds, so I started a 12H research

which HOPEFULLY yields prints

[woven marsh]

Red Man

[hazy kayak]

who's red man

[kind heart]

I need 47 cubes and 330k coins to unlock my remaining PR ships

[hazy kayak]

rip

[arctic hawk]

Someone say christmas?

[kind heart]

I'll start from DRs, Azuma first

[jagged tendon]

Thought she was saying Tirpitz's line, but hers are different

[woven marsh]

tfw no succubus gf

[kind heart]

[hasty kiln]

white fdg

[jagged tendon]

Virgin succubus

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

||free EGS game in 47 minutes, pass it around||

[woven marsh]

She even mentions that here

[jagged tendon]

Lol

[arctic hawk]

No experience with men

Doesn't mean virgin.

[woven marsh]

At least everything is L2D

[brisk plaza]

Hmmm

[arctic hawk]

Congrats.

[jagged tendon]

Grats

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Now get her sister.

[woven marsh]

YES I DO

I like Tirpitz

[brisk plaza]

Sister ?

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Bismarck.

[frail bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415872267038490626/789147677266542592/unknown.png

[jagged tendon]

But not being able to mount a horse that only allows non virgins to do it, sure means it

[frail bone]

Hermes skills leveled up

[arctic hawk]

Boy, does that take on new meaning when you've surfed the internet for long enough.

[jagged tendon]

Oh ffs

[arctic hawk]

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

https://puu.sh/GYs7E/332e22ff62.png

Who needs Horses

when you have Bicorns

[brisk plaza]

Moment i seen 6 hours instantly knew it was tirpitz

[jagged tendon]

Thats the horse i was talking about

[arctic hawk]

neigh

[hazy kayak]

Bicorns are more durable

[jagged tendon]

Well Tirp is the only one with a 6h timer besides Bisko

[hazy kayak]

man, you just reminded me

[woven marsh]

Ironically, that class makes her bad in game

[hazy kayak]

I need to catch up on Parallel Paradise

[brisk plaza]

But bismark is not in the heavy pull rate right only tirp

[jagged tendon]

Thats why it makes it easy to know each one youll get

[brisk plaza]

Bismarck can wait she is in heavy or i pull her from somewhere

[jagged tendon]

Scherzo only

[arctic hawk]

Bismarck can wait
sad Sabaton noises

[autumn knoll]

I tried langessier didnt like it. AFK is actually pretty good

[jagged tendon]

Talking about her reminded me that I still have this saved

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp7uWIh3CjU
kek.

[jagged tendon]

It took so long to make that it became outdated on release

[woven marsh]

Dolan After Dark

[jagged tendon]

Lmao, i love some translations

[arctic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv9x7E5tnoA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9v4AL3SquY

[woven marsh]

[hazy kayak]

cabrito is kid, though

what's wrong with that

[jagged tendon]

Take it out of context

[kind heart]

Power++

[cobalt wyvern]

ok so I just woke up

anyone watched my Bohemian Rhapsody edit?

[kind heart]

Power++

Her barrage hits like wet noodles

[arctic hawk]

Yep, 0 gems on that commission.
To no one's surprise.

[kind heart]

Twas great

[cobalt wyvern]

took me like an hour to edit

would probably look a bit more polished if I spent more time on it

but I wanted to get it out

[arctic hawk]

Your what

[cobalt wyvern]

woah woah woah

motherfucker finally decided to show up

[brisk plaza]

@cobalt wyvern

[cobalt wyvern]

got basically everyone except Hiei now

congrats @brisk plaza

I now have 257 cubes @arctic hawk

Hiei is 4:10:00 so fuck it she can wait for later

[arctic hawk]

GG.

Your what

[cobalt wyvern]

lemme reupload it

[frail bone]

i wonder who i use rn

Hiei or Hiei chan

[cobalt wyvern]

@arctic hawk

made this at 1AM yesterday

[woven marsh]

Second person to get this week

I want one too

[cobalt wyvern]

finally

all KGV-class ships

[woven marsh]

Infinity stones

[cobalt wyvern]

I spent almost a third of my cubes

for Mikasa

I still probably have more cubes than everyone here

and I somehow managed to stay above 200k

[arctic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8NU5nLxqBI

[cobalt wyvern]

also Vestal was a fucking bitch to mouth-animate

as in, control her mouth movements for the meme

[arctic hawk]

oHey, no oil consumption during OPS. Noice.

[cobalt wyvern]

I have mastered the art of memeing the fuck out of the tea party scene from the AL anime

I will never be able to look at that scene the same

[arctic hawk]

Talk about a very speciffic skill.

[jagged tendon]

I dont even remember what they talked about in the scene

Something about generic anime protag ship was it?

[hot moat]

Something something Enterprise idk

[jagged tendon]

Or just tea talk

[frail bone]

i wonder if they will animate AL with the actual commander in it

someday...

[kind heart]

[frail bone]

Kancolle tried it in someway but it was scuffed

i dont wanna mention it

[jagged tendon]

https://twitter.com/AzurLane_EN/status/1339601247448551424

Azur Lane Official (@AzurLane_EN)

【Operation Siren】

In Operation Siren, Oil is not required for sorties. Instead, Action Point (AP) will be used for entering zones and GM commands. AP will regenerate overtime and can be instantly refilled by using oil or items.

#OperationSiren #AzurLane #Yostar

Twitter · Dec 17, 2020, 4:00 PM

[frail bone]

if they actually bring the commander with a decent storyline and not only shitty fan service it might be good

[jagged tendon]

So its only to enter?

[frail bone]

yeah... i think

i guess big whales found another way to spend their money

[jagged tendon]

Thank goodness it aint another timed stamina for everything bs

[frail bone]

it kinda is

[jagged tendon]

I mean, didnt expect for them to just give everything for free but doesnt need to use it for every fight

[frail bone]

the thing that im scared of

is for how much time we will have to farm

for those new gears

and how they will impact the game

gonna be honest

[jagged tendon]

Gotta wait and see

[frail bone]

i dont have a good feeling of this

[sleek crest]

@woven marsh

i butchered russia

[jagged tendon]

Republic of China
Oof for the ccp

[sleek crest]

yeah they lost the civil war

america is worse tho

i just made them a puppet so that when i conquer mexico ill give those places to mexico

because us technically snatched those in 19th century

[jagged tendon]

I see nothing wrong there

[cobalt wyvern]

wait what server am I on?

[sleek crest]

azur lane lol

[cobalt wyvern]

oh

was confused for a second

[kind heart]

is that Cheshire wearing a fez?

[sleek crest]

since there is no rule that you have to keep things to al

[cobalt wyvern]

it's Çeşir

[sleek crest]

yes, yes it is

[cobalt wyvern]

the Turk

[kind heart]

[sleek crest]

turkish cheshire

this is the europe rn

crimea dispute? not anymore

[cobalt wyvern]

any mods?

[sleek crest]

road to 56

[cobalt wyvern]

ah

the big sandbox mod

I'm too used to KR

[sleek crest]

and a bunch of other improvement mods

like 2xnational focus speed etc

[cobalt wyvern]

you play KR?

[sleek crest]

kaiserreich?

[cobalt wyvern]

yeah

[sleek crest]

i played it a few times

not too fond of it tho

[cobalt wyvern]

ah

[sleek crest]

too much civil wars

my pc is too weak

[cobalt wyvern]

KR fries your pc?

[sleek crest]

yeah

[cobalt wyvern]

I mean it lags my PC too

[sleek crest]

its time to end ''china''

[cobalt wyvern]

KR's last big patch was like, reworking the Ottoman empire

I did at least 4 Ottoman games

I got Turksplained by everyone

[sleek crest]

xd

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though if you hate lag then the Ottos aren't for ye

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also im really curious how much cas dmg ill cause to china

with 10k cas

[cobalt wyvern]

since the Ottomans can have revolts

like, a lot of revolts

almost every part of the empire can revolt if you piss them off enough

[sleek crest]

btw what is being turksplained

you use it every time turkey is mentioned

[cobalt wyvern]

uhhh, Turks explaining Turkish language and or Turkish history to you

[sleek crest]

is that the right use of it i wonder

[cobalt wyvern]

just my meme word for it

since I have a lot of Turkish friends on discord

[sleek crest]

oh

[cobalt wyvern]

like mansplaining

but it's with Turks

[sleek crest]

mansplaining is really misused by feminists tbh

i hate them

if i was in 20th century id support it

but now its just pure anger and frustration towards men and making the utmost effort to make mens life worse

[cobalt wyvern]

that's why I'm using the word as a joke

[sleek crest]

smart man

anyway how much dmg do you think chinese will get by my cas

[cobalt wyvern]

hmmm

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i have like 12 cas

[cobalt wyvern]

what are their divisions like?

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12k

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if it's like vanilla China

then a lot

yeah they're ded

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tbh i once send volunteers to japan

as germany

[cobalt wyvern]

I can do a lot of damage on KR Germany with 4K CAS

let alone 12K

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1000 cas

and i did

568 dmg

[cobalt wyvern]

mind you KR Germany is really fucking hard to invade

especially as France

because the entire border is full of fortresses

CAS planes are super vital

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ahh here comes the micromanagement

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damn you build a lot of bombers if thats the case then right

[cobalt wyvern]

don't put all of them in one airbase

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i know

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KR has a lot of states

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i just did it so i can disperse them

[cobalt wyvern]

like, way more than vanilla

so you can build way more airbases

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actually in rt you can build 20

[cobalt wyvern]

and hence, have space for way more aircraft

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so 4000 space

[cobalt wyvern]

yeah I noticed

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instead of 2000

[cobalt wyvern]

that's based af

wish KR had that

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i hate it when my puppets fill my airports with their early fighters

like fuck off

[cobalt wyvern]

I invaded Germany as France in KR

and got as far as the Rhineland

which means that I breached their main defensive line

[sleek crest]

france and germanys roles get reversed right

also for the english

[cobalt wyvern]

France becomes KR's equivalent of the USSR

and Germany just stays as a semi-constitutional monarchy

ye

also the English follow suit

basically the Bolsheviks get defeated

and Leninism gets discredited

[sleek crest]

nice puppet fighters that do nothing

[cobalt wyvern]

which leaves room for the anarcho-syndicalists to fill the vacuum

ye puppet fighters are annoying af

as France, I got a focus to invade the Netherlands (neutral)

and I was like

nah

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what do you think would have happened if germany didnt declare on belgium

that way england would stay out of it

so will japan and usa

[jagged tendon]

For some reason i read it as "Lenin gets discriminated"

[cobalt wyvern]

they probably would be stuck in a meatgrinder in the French border

and England will still declare war

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why tho

im talking real life scenarios

[cobalt wyvern]

they're still allied with France

they'll find a reason

[sleek crest]

nah

they had mixed relations

[cobalt wyvern]

bro they'll declare war on Germany first chance they have

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france was like ''youll back me up right''

[cobalt wyvern]

Germany and the UK had an arms race

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england was like

[cobalt wyvern]

for like 10 years at this point

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maybe

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yeah ik britain got scared of germany surpassing them in dreadnoughts

[cobalt wyvern]

yeah as I said

Britain really wanted to fight Germany

[jagged tendon]

The only reason france and britain were allies before ww1 was just cause britain wanted to have more ships than germany
I doubt they would give a flying fuck about the french until they were half dead

[cobalt wyvern]

not really because they liked France

but because they hated Germany

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btw

[cobalt wyvern]

do you think Britain liked Belgium that much?

[sleek crest]

do you guys know england almost declared on russia

[cobalt wyvern]

during the Russo-Japanese war?

yeah

[sleek crest]

because of a fisherman boat

[cobalt wyvern]

ye

great story

wish Avrora mentioned all that mess in her lines

[jagged tendon]

What didnt englang declare war on at this point

[cobalt wyvern]

because the actual Avrora was in that fleet

@sleek crest if you play as the French government in exile and you retake the mainland

you can actually ally with Germany

instead of keeping your alliance with the Brits

which I find kinda hilarious

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what if france became italian

[edgy nebula]

that would be weird

[jagged tendon]

They would use baguette bread on pizzas

[edgy nebula]

lol

spaguettza

[cobalt wyvern]

horrifying

[jagged tendon]

You reminded me of a game i did Ido

[versed terrace]

orange man~

[cobalt wyvern]

@jagged tendon what happened in it

[jagged tendon]

Played as turkey, joined the axis, germany declared on the slovakia cause they refused, they joined the entente with france which gained pretty much all of eastern europe after, germany was almost dead so I left the axis to join the entente, britain allied with germany, i took care of africa and when I look back france was about to fall, poland half dead and the rest was ruining out of equipment

[cobalt wyvern]

wow

[jagged tendon]

Britain stronk

[edgy nebula]

@versed terrace

[hasty kiln]

oragne men

[versed terrace]

come here

[edgy nebula]

no

[cobalt wyvern]

Britain can't really live the Entente in KR @jagged tendon

since it's like, the faction leader of the Entente

I mean Canada is, but if they restore the UK then the UK becomes that

[sleek crest]

never enough battlecruisers

[jagged tendon]

Tfw Canada has more power

[cobalt wyvern]

also most of the Royal Navy went to Canada or Australia

so you have Warspite just there in Canada

and Hood in Australia

[jagged tendon]

Lmao

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btw

there is a focus that makes you annex all the commonwealth

and give their commanders etc

i have a fuck ton of marshalls for example

dissapointment

[jagged tendon]

[sleek crest]

i expected like 500 dmg

but only 28 😦

[edgy nebula]

lol

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[jagged tendon]

You know the best part of HoI4? Is that you can have 7 different chinas at the same time

[sleek crest]

yeah

i had like 6 chinas

all the same color

all the same name

im like ''hoi is drunk again''

[jagged tendon]

The first time i saw it i legit thought the game was bugged

[sleek crest]

same

a comical amount of join requests indeed

[jagged tendon]

Holy

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impossible

i was wondering why they didnt have so much divisions

[woven marsh]

My favorite rarity

Blinding white

[kind heart]

[sleek crest]

@jagged tendon do you use space marine divs?

[woven marsh]

I am actually close to getting all my CVs to level 70

I decided to just stick my vanguard in dorm

it's less annoying

[jagged tendon]

I havent

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or just do the commisions

[frail bone]

this update made some bugs come back

like the docks and dorms dissapearing

thats quite annoying

[woven marsh]

The commisions get them up to like level 57-58

After which they basically don't level fast enough

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idk there is no ''fast enough'' for me

[woven marsh]

Most of the ships I am leveling to 70 rn are 57-58

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as long as they level i dont care

i dont play al much anyway

more like if there wasnt any more events coming up i would stop playing

[woven marsh]

Who wanted a Denver

[versed terrace]

i have most at lvl 70

[woven marsh]

I have an SSR

[versed terrace]

i just want 4 fleets to 110

grinding like mad rn

[woven marsh]

[versed terrace]

i have 2 fleets +110

need to get 12 more ships up there

[cobalt wyvern]

now the last "thorn in the side" HMS ship I need to get is like

Victorious

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[ripe aspen]

SSR Acasta

[woven marsh]

Rainbow Brooklyn

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

Finally deserved it

[leaden arrow]

Repulse retrofit

[visual mountain]

Elite Brooklyn

[woven marsh]

It's rainbow

oh

Lmao

Elite Brooklyn and then Retro UR Brooklyn

[leaden arrow]

How tf does that work

[woven marsh]

life finds a way

[kind heart]

my opsiren preparation

[visual mountain]

[leaden arrow]

fluff

[ripe aspen]

You guys prepare for things?

[visual mountain]

Level thwt souryuu more

[woven marsh]

[cobalt wyvern]

HMS ships I don't have:

Drake (PR)
Cheshire (PR - in progress)
Dido (event)
Formidable (event)
Victorious (gacha)
Aurora (gacha)
Sheffield muse (event)
Newcastle (event)
Southampton (gacha)

[visual mountain]

She deserves to be with her sis

[woven marsh]

I don't have Vicky or Sheffy

[ripe aspen]

bro i thought everyone had Victorious holy shit

[leaden arrow]

Vicky is getting buffed as well, isn't it

[woven marsh]

or curlew

or musketeer

or swiftsure

or dork

or chaser

or little bel

damn

[ripe aspen]

HSBSHSWNS YOU DONT SWIFTSURE???

[leaden arrow]

I have all of those

[woven marsh]

Light pool hates me man

[brisk plaza]

@kind heart well can you tell me how my roster looks

[kind heart]

where's my Yukikaze

[woven marsh]

Cappu the local GPH

[woven marsh]

just returned one to the pool

[ripe aspen]

Two words for me:

Z46 when

[leaden arrow]

I'm only missing curlew for now

[visual mountain]

Im missing drake, New castle, Hardy, icarus, Hermione, Eskimo, lil reown, valant, eagle, lusty muse, and kgv

[woven marsh]

Another Z46 L2D when

3 isn't enough

I need MORE

[visual mountain]

3 is a lot for 1 ship

[woven marsh]

Her smiles cure depression

What else do you need

[visual mountain]

Mainly a kms ships

[woven marsh]

[kind heart]

You're pretty new, your rooster should be small

that sounds wrong

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Honoka

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Gib

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@arctic hawk

[kind heart]

You've got good ships, just need levels
and equipments

[ripe aspen]

IT WASNT HIEI

[kind heart]

[cobalt wyvern]

simp for the queen

@ripe aspen you are still 100,000 years too early to command her

[brisk plaza]

List of good ones or to prioritize

[cobalt wyvern]

so wait until 102020 to command her

[ripe aspen]

bet

[cobalt wyvern]

I'm commanding her rn @ripe aspen

[visual mountain]

She doesn't want to die

Dodged everything after reaching that hp

[visual mountain]

Somehow auto worked

[cobalt wyvern]

Tirpitz

[brisk plaza]

Just got her

[cobalt wyvern]

yeah you pinged me

earlier today

[visual mountain]

Tir

[brisk plaza]

The sister is a painti get tho

[visual mountain]

[cobalt wyvern]

yes because she's event-only

though I got Bismarck after like

5 pulls

[brisk plaza]

On her banner or heavy

[cobalt wyvern]

Bismarck isn't on heavy

[visual mountain]

Bis is not perma

[kind heart]

Oh
SR: Honoka, Kasumi, Misaki, Tirpitz, Minneapolis, Montpelier
Elite: Monica, Laffey (retrofit priority), London (retrofit priority), Saratoga (retrofit priority), Cleveland where's your Helena and Unicorn
Rare: Shouhou, Phoenix, Portland (retrofit priority)
Idk about commons, I've yet to start using them
Kroto hëlp

[visual mountain]

Yet

[cobalt wyvern]

yet yeah

I remember predicting when they would rerun the Warspite retro event

[visual mountain]

Best commons to retro is rnger and leander

Since they are strong for a common

Furu and kako are also good but they are just budget taco

So torp ca

[kind heart]

[frail bone]

[cobalt wyvern]

though my best guess was September

they ran it earlier than I expected

in mid August

[rough turret]

[opaque imp]

its a vafia

[rough turret]

wait

I was in the wrong channel

I am dumb

[opaque imp]

vafia pls

[cobalt wyvern]

grassdoge

[rough turret]

I pulled a fish

[opaque imp]

you sure did

[frail bone]

2 red mans

[cobalt wyvern]

this is gonna be the new moderator HQ

[rough turret]

What have i done

tfw barely anyone noticed

nice

[cobalt wyvern]

Kroto panicking

[opaque imp]

only 2 mods and u call it mod hq

[cobalt wyvern]

1 red man = disaster
2 red men = apocalypse
3 red men = world ending event

the KrotoMax Scale

[hasty kiln]

2 red man

[cobalt wyvern]

hyperbole @opaque imp

[opaque imp]

just ping all of them or smth

jk pls dont

[frail bone]

4 red men = supernova explosion

[cobalt wyvern]

5+ red men = the universe collapses

[visual mountain]

https://youtu.be/gEcppAdpRfA

Friend zoned

[rough turret]

We can summon Eunos again

[cobalt wyvern]

yellow man = the big bang

[hasty kiln]

pls summon yellow man

[verbal talon]

0oh shit!

two red mans?

ido am scareded

[cobalt wyvern]

grassdoge

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/461381136661217283/783796735901827122/unknown.png

@verbal talon

[verbal talon]

[rough turret]

We lack the power of yellow man summoning

Only if nozo graces us by himself

[cobalt wyvern]

as I said, big bang-tier event

[opaque imp]

i mean

just ping nozo

and he'll give a react

and yeet

[cobalt wyvern]

I like the universe as is

[rough turret]

@edgy nebula C'mere

you can't hide

[edgy nebula]

wat

i can hide

[rough turret]

[edgy nebula]

@opaque imp help, this man is bad

[opaque imp]

no u cant

@edgy nebula

[edgy nebula]

😔

[opaque imp]

dont hide

[edgy nebula]

am getting boolied

[rough turret]

[edgy nebula]

im not even from lexi

[woven marsh]

Red Man

[edgy nebula]

[woven marsh]

Orange Man

[cobalt wyvern]

grinding SP3 rn, too busy to witness the red-orange colonization of #lexington-general

[rough turret]

[edgy nebula]

lol

[woven marsh]

Too many colored men

[edgy nebula]

blue too

🤔

[woven marsh]

Wait that sounded racist as fuck

[cobalt wyvern]

we're all people of color apparently

[edgy nebula]

lol

[woven marsh]

We gotta return #lexington-general to monke

And I know just the way

[cobalt wyvern]

SLC-Moderator War

[rough turret]

Return to SLC

[cobalt wyvern]

where were you during the SLC-Moderator War

[rough turret]

Except its just Kroto

[woven marsh]

Reject moderation

Return to SLC

[rough turret]

I was busy defeating Kroto.

Were where you?

[cobalt wyvern]

commanders and leaders

Varia vs KrotoMax

[woven marsh]

Wher wer you when orange men leave

[cobalt wyvern]

Casualties

free time and patience vs free time and patience

Outcome

SLC not pinned

[woven marsh]

I was at #lexington-general posting SLC

[edgy nebula]

🤔

[woven marsh]

when orange men leav

[rough turret]

SCL will never be pinned

and if it is