#lexington-general
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Kroto, we gotta do something about this
I hate West Taiwan



Eh, it's fine. No one's taking them seriously anyway.
It's senpoi! Weapons free!
Guns?
Alpha Bonk Squad requesting reinforcements!
That'll do

Surrender, senpoi! Or we will open fire with the minigun!

Unrelated, but highly important: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPyhtRj4twM
okay, I am joining this conflict
since senpoi no gib hugs

The fleet is coming 
tfw an even bigger fleet is waiting
Oh, great, we have a massive space fleet to capture senpoi
guys
at what point did we hit overkill?
Senpoi, you can't escape now
hmph, there's no such thing as "overkill"
there's only........kill......


Does the vanilla vs modded rule apply to Stellaris as well?
"If it needs mods, vanilla is boring"
Tell me there's Warhammer 40k mods.
Good.
The Imperium's Armada should be represented.
USE
what mods?
there are 180 mods, where tf did I get all of these ?
damn

I use like 6 mods
Ido confirmed using earthlings for his hoarding purposes.
I wanted to colonize Sirius and call the colony Dido
I bet there's still going to be some conflicts
Kill the empire then
Time to liberate them.
most are just cosmetics and compatibility patches

I need expert AI, so that I can get rekt in the arse
I like iiiiiit


Oooo...kay, backing away now.
Hi, back.
Hi Nero

What joke?

anyways hi
You’re a right cunt
Hi
Hi @ripe aspen
is this the new wave emote now
That’s everything now

Good job, dumbass.
the only pinned messages are my logos 
Red man is ded, too much drinking
Nevermind, he still looked.

HAH

Anyway, mah belleh needs fewd.
I have loods
I shall go do a nom now.

||do a mom||
idk why im sleepy again its 11:27
Maxy, you are coming with me to the dungeon
👍

||again?||
Kidnap Maxy
put him in the sacc
Ok, forrel. Need foods. El brb.

chaos hours in lexington general huh
So, like any other hour?
today is going pretty bad so far
i electric got cut when i was heating up food
Oh no
i forget the game unpaused and there was utter chaos
slc?
But I’m not opening that

Told you it's good fortune.
can you explain what is slc
You’re looking at it
This is SLC
At a lot of it
slc, then

SLC be with you
i may have to eat cold ass food if the electric doesnt come back in 30mins
SLC be with you
because im hungry
I, too, am hungru

so whats the whole deal with this SLC thing 
i asked aswell but understood nothing
14th of December 2020 shall be known as SLC day
its 15 here tho
but its already monkey day
12 am
make it the 15th

yeah

14th of December: SLC day.
@woven marsh #lexington-general message
Also, I scared a dude in #461381136661217283
That’s exactly how SLC meme was born
It's "reject", not "refuse".
i get forgetful af when im hungry
pardon the dust

Return to SLC
We’re a cult rn
what makes our memes so special compared to other servers
Hivemind?
||the other servers arent our server||
@sleek crest @ripe aspen
#lexington-general message
SLC day started from here.
btw if youre waiting for the red man to come and pin please react to this message 

Red Man, I miss you 
still no electricity 
Just generate some

no idea
He returned to monke
Returned to Monke

Goddamn hivemind
Jinx.

Monke went to brazil
I'm not Kroto, I swear.
I only drank 2L of vodka today.

i leave for literally a second and theres talk about a hivemind 
@leaden arrow i forgot about this 
Senpoi
Oh shit, Verd died
Wanna ask you something
too intellectual to keep up right 
Blue name 
Are you sure you are not me
the only secret i know of this channel is that we are secretly saratoga-general


Let me go get food, dammit.
Now I’m hungry
I wonder if there is any art of Saratoga with a general's outfit
And it’s 0:45

wut is it?
This
oh
I imagined that other boi
Goddamit
Electrabus
i dont really know tbh
Eh, close enough.
not even in game yet, and something died already 
2 Hololive Stellaris groups 
I don't even like Hololive, idk how and why it's there 

Hololive Shipgirls, but in space 
The IJN Marine is just a galactic railgun: Other ships enter her, then she YEETs them through hyperspace.
hololive advisors
Korone: Make them give you the yubis
Amelia: Ground pound their moms
Marine: Be horny
Risu: Nut
Miko: Stay home
That’s not even stellaris
The Hololive Stellaris experience, lol
it's warspite in space
Spoot Tech Tips
lol
Korone doesn't ask for yubi, she takes them.

bro there was some baked beans and meatballs leftover and i mixed them
they actually taste good together
when an experiment goes right
when an experiment goes right
'Tis the season.
Auto
well then

manual and gtfo
No
Manual is for those who actually want to play
Auto Lane 
Me||ta||
Its a casual game for a reason
meta???? bold of you to assume ill use that
Meta bad.
It’s actually funny
But this is the most effort I’ve ever put in a game other than EVE
And it’s a fucking casual mobile waifu game

Heh. ||lost effort|| 


That's...one way of looking at it, I suppose.
Mate I hate how time works
Everybody I need rn is asleep
So I’m stuck talking to y’all
⏰ 
Where’s FormiDIOble when you need her
mine was hood
And I’m delaying it for so long now
My first SR was Enteprise.
i got enterprise really later tbh

Wait fuuuuuuck
i got like essex first
My first SR was Zara
No
now you say that like it's a bad thing 

or I am getting Botak in here
mine was Belfap, lol
Imagine ignoring your first SR like that.
Mine was Takao 
Good doggo.
I don’t care for Happy Lulu
Zara went to vacation in Spain, now she's called Goza 
That the f 
can i take a wild guess@woven marsh
no wonder i like the
emote so much 
So kaga is my third
Yes
you are russian
Ai don’t andersten
or from one of the cis countries
Vat geiv it ewei
cis means former soviet states
o.
Except the Baltics
Thought you meant that gender bullshit.
And now Ukraine, sort of
Was just typing "Since when do countries have genders"
yeah
They do in like half the languages on the planet
Since when do countries have genders
Latin languages hiding noises
i did not get my answer tho kroto
You did
You did get your answer.
was i correct on ukraine or russia
Yu ver corect.
oh yeah you said sorta
Kroto Maximov iz roshian.
Prośim stop Nero

You guys playing "from where Kroto is"?
It’s Maxim Krotov 
Maximov Krotovich.
Nice ingrish
tfw a russian corrects your english
Idr my 1st ssr
I do that a lot
its rate to see a russian speaking english this well
As a fellow slav, so do I.
I’m not even gonna thank you to that
wha
for that*
onoes
Why does it correct for to to
He be speakin' in tongues.
What about it?
uuhh........
But doesn’t correct aitotvyb to autocorrect
russians suck at english
Im not native english speaker either 
You know the worst part?
Still waiting on vampire buff
When I type “well”

Disable your goddamn autocorrect.
I swear
This ain't 2001 no more.
It makes more mistakes
Since vampire is pretty sad currently
Good thing "we'll shit" and "well shit" both work 
Ojay i abct doabled mu autocreobt
"Well shit, comrade."
go to settings and type autocorrect on the search tab
Jesus I sure rely a lot on autocorrect
i dont use it at all
I am typing without it now, and it is pretty slow
Sniff
i can just correct myself
Imagine not speed-typing the entire word on your phone 
K
i type quite fast on pc
This is me typing as usual with autocorrect off
Ye, like that.
The autocorretor is worse than me
wait, you guys type on phone ?
I type fastest on pc

same
I type 100+WPM on PC 
Nah, they have miniature typing machines in their pockets.
Fuck it autocorrect goes on
i have no idea what my wpm is
Where do you want me to type
I type worse without it
Anyway I’ve stopped taking that as a compliment a while ago
I type on phone
Imagine being a native english speaker getting corrected on your spelling and grammar by a slav
Cyka blyat you’re wrong

It’s there not they’re you debil
or I'll commit barbarossa 2
"cyka blyat" means "Good friend", you're welcome
Can confirm

Maximov Krotovich is my cyka blyat as well.
lol, 5 bucks for that
It’s more like sooka blyad
@woven marsh
Looks like a shitposting video to me.
When you're russian but really like britain
Aaaand, there's the tub.
yeah a guy sent it to shitpost channel in our gc
The last shot looks like City 17.
You know when I realised I’m actually good at English?
When people started saying I deserved to die for my bad puns
You get used to it
Confirmed: there is no humor in Russia.
That’s Germany
make a pun rn
I just did
His name is a pun.
do it
Punny pun
I can’t just shit out a pun mate
Here it comes.
You assume I have diarrhea all the time or something?
The fuck, what
Yes
total organ failure
Brb, gonna go find my funny detector.
The blood vessels raptured, causing a flow of blood to the skin. And it also caused organ failure
We live in a society
girls also need husbandos


Yes
There you go, Kroto did a pun.

ze
huh
fook
I broke like 2 people already
I barely said a word
eh ok then
It's Hanz, you uncultured svine.
Hanz's feckin ded already
Kroto's ass is defenseless
Kroto's cheeks are free for the taking
ze vhat?
Ze Flammenwerfer

Ich brauche einen Flammenwerfer

I don't like where this is going.
Schnell

pretty satisfying
No
why bonk me
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Stop making me want to reinstall Return to Castle Wolfenstein.

karl get the phosgene shell
Yep. Definitely crazy
wat, why ?
Azur Lane got all the crazies.

Crimson Axis only has one.
Also you’re a fake German cos you didn’t get it
Botak.

Du hast wohl nicht mehr alle Tassen im Schrank!
Means like
You don’t have all your cups in the cupboard
Which basically means
Ya crazy bastard

Learn German, Rudolf

No german
Mein herz brent

You don't say.
Myth don't get a lot of things.
damn i sometimes cant keep up with the chat sometimes
Sometimes me too sometimes
because i play azur lane so rarely
A little bit of Maintenanz 


No puns allowed
Stop kms
btw is mainz a research shio

or pullable
PR
Average
Average = sub-par
That’s now how English works
Or statistics
Or anything
subpar is like %40
Indeed, that's now how english works.


There seems to be a suspicious fellow between our ranks.
i didnt say i didnt know shit
Blue Man 
i forgot over time
The blue spy is in the base
Deploy SLC NOW
western spy
how do you highlight words tho
Lol
Highlight how
Clearly a western spai
like this
That’s a reply
You'll get it when you're older.
im back again 
Hi back again
like this?
oh god it seems SLC is back as well
@ripe aspen
Can’t tell if scam or not


🦫
just noticed nero's pfp change
uwu notices pfp change



She does run fast tho
I kinda miss people who were here during the Ess*x event
that's how I get all my money
why did you censor es(sex)
can confirm
Humor is subjective 
yeah?
It’s ironically the only one not censored in actual game
You can say Essex
But you can’t say sus***
lol why
Sussex kinda' suspcious 

I mean. I can
hello again saratoga lexington general 
With the power of replacing letters with Cyrillic
You can't say "Clamydia"?
have you seen the ridicilous propaganda they post on social media
Hello
like a guy shows a luxurious af house and says "this is an average house in China"
So
That’s how mafia works


chinese people are like "i couldnt even get this house if i died"
I kinda want to get an actual chibi png
Leander keeps getting mvp
But the original one has something to it




Also holy shit Rodney is big
You only noticed now?
define
chest area?

Bum
large assets

large assets
large ASSets
GPH be like
She feels imposing on this. Like she’s about to pop out of the screen
Not that I mind
"well she's no Illustrious BUT-"
Smoll bum
big woman
tbh when i got her i also was like damn she got some big honkers
Not as big as fdg but
Honkers


Rodney is good girl
Whos her sister again?
Nelson
Nelson
Ah thought so
fdg also got that mommy aura on her
Wasnt sure
yeah but arent they like polar opposites
The one who wants to gouge your eyes out
nelson is like that entitled tsundere

what are some iconic lexington memes
Nelson is a tsundere
Nelson is tsundere
I love tsunderes
Rodney is just nice
Nelson is titty tsundere
Rodney just wants to hug
Eugen: impossible
For a change on the usual

if possible i would like to kill every single tsundere in the planet
Ç detected
i hate them so freaking much

ççççççççççççç

You know what i hate
Çucc
Sloots
Çuc Norris
sloot?
So, something Turkish
I love cocc
?
ç is Basicallt umlaut c
Ç reads as S
Ç is just fancy CH
Yeah and CH sounds as S 
Who broke Kroto?
Honoka
He said Umlaut C
Understandable.
how the frick is ch s
it isnt even close
frick
stop cursing 😡
Umlauts are used for vowels only 

this is a kid friendly ecchi game server
Ye, stop fuckin' cursing, this is a fuckin' chrisitan game.
stop cursing my mom is gonna take my xbox away again
Çristian
again
Ok now I see it, depends on the word
Found the romanian.
Cheshme?
yes
i only like writing when im not writing a fuckin school essay
and im not good at math 
Günaydin
Turkish Cheshire
i see what you did there
i would really like an edit of that
like with a fez and stuff
Wait how many countries use ç
I like fezzes. Fezzes are cool
Cheshire forgets she's a maid
çeşir with a fez
and just embraces the Turk energy
All the Turkic language speaking countries and like some European
Oh
Don't french also use that weird c.
Portuguese does too
also why did you write good morning at 2:13
Their marks are on top
Because it's 2 AM ?
but there is no sun out
AM is AM.
morning
Almost
its not even dawn yet
Yes
AM
Because I only know limited Turkish
ironically
PM is PM and you say both afternoon and night
Doesn't Dragonair evolve at 36?
Why's your Dragonite 33?
55
😂
Even better.
I only know “tourist” Turkish words
Lexington learning new languages hours
HAX
He's pulling a Lance move
Hello, goodbye, please, thank you etc
thats about it for my russian
Level 5 dragonite
nice where did you go
Scientists still confused how a snake looking thing turns into a fatass dragon
Twice to Antalya, once to Ankara
Good diet.







