lexington-general

[cobalt wyvern]

What a badass thing to accidentally spam

[arctic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OPpYUEoogo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13IcJfleKo8

For Snailman.

[woven marsh]

K I’m back

Okay that’s still going on

So as long as I have the app open, it will keep sending

[leaden arrow]

SLC is not letting you go, lol

clear cache

[cobalt wyvern]

Why this image though

[fossil cape]

Discord stroke

[woven marsh]

#lexington-general message

I wanted to send it

Then discord died

And I spammed that image to hell

To try and send it

But discord remembered

[leaden arrow]

FUCC, I've accidentally sent a gif

[woven marsh]

Oh no

[leaden arrow]

it will probably get sent multiple times

[woven marsh]

Why tho

[leaden arrow]

OH GOD

[woven marsh]

You know what’s gonna happen

[visual mountain]

Discord forced spam

[woven marsh]

[hot moat]

wtf is happening

[leaden arrow]

NOOOOOOO

[woven marsh]

Imagine red man comes in

[visual mountain]

I posted hololewds and it was spammed 10 times

[cobalt wyvern]

I'm gonna at least spam something funny by discord stroke

[woven marsh]

And seed all the spam

[visual mountain]

[woven marsh]

And bans us all

[cobalt wyvern]

I mean

[fossil cape]

I may have forwarded SLC to another server

[leaden arrow]

RED MAN PLES I AM INNOCENT

[woven marsh]

Nuuuuuuui

[cobalt wyvern]

We're not doing this intentionally

[leaden arrow]

don't bean me

[hot moat]

[woven marsh]

Pls stop

[cobalt wyvern]

And it's a problem that also happens in other channels

[leaden arrow]

[woven marsh]

[leaden arrow]

F

[hot moat]

What is happening

[woven marsh]

SLC is taking over

[cobalt wyvern]

Entire server is having this problem

[fossil cape]

But apparently calmed down in that one

[hot moat]

[leaden arrow]

Variaaaaaa, come save us

[jagged tendon]

slc

[fossil cape]

NQN suffering too

[cobalt wyvern]

Save Kroto

[kind heart]

Varia is offline, gotta call

[leaden arrow]

Varia always online

[woven marsh]

Red man please

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

The server is having a stroke

[hot moat]

[leaden arrow]

OH NO

[woven marsh]

[hot moat]

what why

[woven marsh]

RED MAAANNNN

PLEASE

[hot moat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/768398483375652924.gif?v=1

[hasty kiln]

why this things happen here ?

[hot moat]

whyu

why

[woven marsh]

I deleted that picture in my phone

[hot moat]

send help

[woven marsh]

It’s not even there anymore

[leaden arrow]

LMAO

[hot moat]

send help

[jagged tendon]

Dammit discord, inaff already

[cobalt wyvern]

Idk who's accidentally spamming it and who's ironically posting it anymore

[leaden arrow]

You can't escape SLC hell!

[hasty kiln]

i will call yellow man

[woven marsh]

I want die

[leaden arrow]

forgot Sandy, SLC is now the meta spam

Discord being memey

[arctic hawk]

I understood that reference.gif

[jagged tendon]

Make them put her face as a server emote and call it :Lexgeneral:

[kind heart]

my stomach hurts from laughing too hard

[cobalt wyvern]

Based

[cobalt wyvern]

Do it

salt-lake-city-general

[leaden arrow]

Make it happen

[arctic hawk]

Lexington-General
||Secretly Salt Lake City prison||

[kind heart]

Oh fuck no, discord don't spam my Yuki gif

[cobalt wyvern]

At least it's cute

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

You mean SLC isn't cute?

[jagged tendon]

Call nanoda to defeat nanoda

[arctic hawk]

How dare you.

[cobalt wyvern]

SLC wants to kill your family

[arctic hawk]

With that Cuphead glare?

[cobalt wyvern]

Yes

[arctic hawk]

A'ight.

[woven marsh]

Okay I think we're safe

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

Aww, no more comedic timing.

[cobalt wyvern]

Top 10 haunting words

My dad is watching TikTok

[arctic hawk]

He's to blame for Google collapsing.

[cobalt wyvern]

Yes

[arctic hawk]

hue

[cobalt wyvern]

[arctic hawk]

"Deleted from my phone", my ass.

Now he's just doing it for the meme.

[hot moat]

[arctic hawk]

The fact that's named "grassdoge" amuses me.

[jagged tendon]

Top 10 images taken before disaster

[arctic hawk]

Someone clip this historical event.

[cobalt wyvern]

The Great SLC Spam

[kind heart]

We need that message pinned

[arctic hawk]

We should keep this tradition going into the next year.

Just randomly post that image from time to time.

No context.

"If you know, you know."

[jagged tendon]

Top 10 images taken before disaster

[leaden arrow]

luckily, the double post did not happen to me

[jagged tendon]

Oh ffs discord

[leaden arrow]

because Discord web

[cobalt wyvern]

Grassdoge

[hasty kiln]

why i cant upload gif

i will try with other gif

[kind heart]

I can upload anything to discord atm

[arctic hawk]

Give it time, we'll see it. More than once.

[hasty kiln]

[arctic hawk]

[kind heart]

check out #al-art

[fossil cape]

I only had triple post

[kind heart]

https://www.bilibili.com/read/cv8754356

Kashino

[visual mountain]

Holy

Balls

Discord broke so hard i sent the same image 10 times

[jagged tendon]

You see the one above,its over 30 by now

[cobalt wyvern]

Listening to Dies Irae while seeing all this unfold really hits different

[visual mountain]

And it keeps going

Kms

[leaden arrow]

F

[kind heart]

32 SLC, kroto sent 32 SLC
:Grassdoge:

[leaden arrow]

wait, you already counted them all ?

[kind heart]

[jagged tendon]

[leaden arrow]

LMAO, he did lol

[kind heart]

[hot moat]

[leaden arrow]

"20"

OH NO

Discord don't you feckin dare

[kind heart]

Lmfao

[kind heart]

Discord stop

[arctic hawk]

:grassdoge:

[kind heart]

Discord stop

[leaden arrow]

you shouldn't have............

[jagged tendon]

#al-art is now Bisko bruh

[jagged tendon]

Those gifs are killing my discord

[hasty kiln]

the gif size is around 4 mb

[arctic hawk]

Botak..just how many times have you tried to send this?

[hasty kiln]

only twice

[arctic hawk]

Aww

Ok

[hasty kiln]

[leaden arrow]

Fucking Discord and their over-reliance on Google

They need to host their cloud servers on other places too like AWS

it's why we lag sometimes

They already rewrote Discord to Rust which should've helped

[woven marsh]

I’m back

This chat looks awful

Half are SLC

Another half is me crying about SLC

and there are screenshots of my words

I am die thank you forever

[leaden arrow]

SLC?

[woven marsh]

Oh you sweet summer child

[leaden arrow]

33 SLC now @woven marsh

[woven marsh]

[hot moat]

Dang, still going huh

[woven marsh]

Botak

You know what to do

[hasty kiln]

SontoLoyo Community

[woven marsh]

Add the smile

Do it

The only way to defeat cursed

Is with more cursed

[hasty kiln]

[neat flicker]

[arctic hawk]

Ok, it's instant now. Neat.

Let us keep the tradition going.

[woven marsh]

Can we ask Red Man to pin Salt Lake City please

My original SLC

[arctic hawk]

Which, there's 7

[woven marsh]

wdym 7

there's like 33

[arctic hawk]

8 now.

Online.

[woven marsh]

Varia I mean

when he comes

Also like

remember the kawaii fox song?

[arctic hawk]

Why not ask one of the other ones currently online

[woven marsh]

1 SLC
2 SLC
3 SLC
SALT LAKE CITY

Cos Varia is #lexington-general's senpai

[arctic hawk]

I know the Looney Toons variant.

[hasty kiln]

the other reds is angry reds

[leaden arrow]

I back read everything

[woven marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo-d5DD-qnY

[leaden arrow]

I wish I was here hours ago kek

but I was reading some shit about YouTube bots on Reddit

[woven marsh]

When YT was down

heh

[arctic hawk]

1 Lil'
2 Lil'
3 Lil' Indians
4 Lil'
5 Lil'
6 Lil' Indians
7 Lil'
8 Lil'
9 Lil' Indians

10 LITTLE INDIAN BOYS

[leaden arrow]

lol yeah, I didn't bother questioning if Google was down because I use DDG

[arctic hawk]

Imagine using Google's search engine in 2020

[leaden arrow]

and YouTube being down didn't also bother me either because I thought my ISP was being dog shit

[woven marsh]

@hasty kiln no

[arctic hawk]

@woven marsh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRaX4-O69js

[leaden arrow]

@woven marsh btw can I re-add you in game. I was gone for like 3 months due to work

[hasty kiln]

my albabi

[woven marsh]

who are you

[visual mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/462976834842132481/788050487186161674/unknown.png

[leaden arrow]

damn you don't remember

[visual mountain]

Simp

[leaden arrow]

anyways can I add you lol

[woven marsh]

Simp

yes but who are you

[leaden arrow]

uhh

[visual mountain]

Im queensimp

[woven marsh]

I have no friend space so I have to keep deleting old ones lmao

[visual mountain]

[leaden arrow]

I added you during the Essex event

[leaden arrow]

34 now from you

[woven marsh]

I see no point in friend limit tbh

[leaden arrow]

if u remember

[woven marsh]

Cos there are no friend points

Ah, when I was carrying Lexington

[leaden arrow]

damn.........34 SLC in a day

I was like "Lexington will win"

Max is flexing

I was cheering on for the entire server

twas funny seeing other servers

[woven marsh]

ah yes

Best server

[leaden arrow]

Is your friend space still limited or nah

[woven marsh]

Add

Pog

[leaden arrow]

AL on a big screen is a godsend

[woven marsh]

I have only two gold G7E now

[orchid plover]

:3

[neat flicker]

Pathetic

[hazy kayak]

it's cold today

[neat flicker]

It's cold always

[hazy kayak]

finals week starts today as well

[solemn notch]

Who here has level 120 boats cause I don't

[hazy kayak]

mfw 120lets

[solemn notch]

tfw

life is pain

[hazy kayak]

enjoy your lv128 node

[solemn notch]

what

[cobalt wyvern]

I'M

BACK

[hazy kayak]

supposedly there's a fight where the enemies are lv128

[cobalt wyvern]

@solemn notch I only have one

The one

[solemn notch]

I can' t even attempt the ranked nodes from events

[cobalt wyvern]

The only

Warspite

[hazy kayak]

I need to start 120ing some frontliners

[cobalt wyvern]

Warspite is now an EXP black hole

She gets all the MVP XP and does nothing with it

[hazy kayak]

then stop using her

[cobalt wyvern]

Hell no

[solemn notch]

My highest boat is a 116 Tirpitz

With 112 Warspite and KGV following.

[neat flicker]

72-73 120 lvl boats. It could be 80+ if I didn't quit from the game for a while

[cobalt wyvern]

My lowest leveled main fleet ship is Yukikaze

Level 109

[neat flicker]

I'm waiting for OS

[solemn notch]

aa

What's the best node to grind xp on?

[cobalt wyvern]

I grind at 8-4

Traditional grinding ground

[hasty kiln]

11-2 is good too

[neat flicker]

I grind in 12-4

[hazy kayak]

same

12-3 too

[hasty kiln]

because exp gap between map 10 to 11 is high

[cobalt wyvern]

I mean I can grind 10-1 too

But I usually grind 8-4

[hazy kayak]

grind 10-2 for

[visual mountain]

Leveling fdg's skills

[arctic hawk]

Meanwhile, I'm here grinding 7-3 for Isuzu

[neat flicker]

I grind...I grind for EXP

[cobalt wyvern]

You'll get her Nero

[woven marsh]

I don’t have enough ships for 4 fleets

[arctic hawk]

Eventually.

[woven marsh]

Only 31 level 120s

[cobalt wyvern]

Woah

The demon is back

[woven marsh]

Add this as emote pls

[arctic hawk]

Nah, he's doing it for the memes now.

[cobalt wyvern]

Can't verify

[arctic hawk]

I can.

[neat flicker]

Poor demon

[arctic hawk]

The spam one also has text on top.

[cobalt wyvern]

But yeah

Isuzu is one of those "retrofit ASAP" ships

[arctic hawk]

Retrofit Isuzu so no one picks on'er again

47/60

Do I go for 60, or stop at 50 today?

[neat flicker]

Hm, I scrapped her or not...

[cobalt wyvern]

Stop at 50

Fix your economy

I'm at 24

Though I didn't grind today yet

Can probably reach 28-30 today

[arctic hawk]

You don't understand how bad I want this

[neat flicker]

I didn't grind her

[cobalt wyvern]

You'll still get her

You have 7 days

[arctic hawk]

I don't want 🅰️ to be my Kroto's Honoka.

[neat flicker]

I have her since first event

[cobalt wyvern]

My Kroto's Honoka is either Shinano or Jean Bart

[arctic hawk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/505074003891716112/767581102113947668/seajrun1.gif

Also, beat my daily Shinano fleet in PvP today.

It was...easier than expected.

Overflowing power

[cobalt wyvern]

Shinano is a flex ship

Nothing more

[arctic hawk]

Ye, apparently.

You see butterflies and think Ah, fuck, but then they hit and you realise they're actual butterflies, and not something meant to deal damage.

[cobalt wyvern]

Yes

[arctic hawk]

Once Spoot hits 120, she's replacing Bismarck in PvP.

[jagged tendon]

When I see the butterflies i think "well there goes the fps"

Seriously can they remove them and put a single butterfly with a huge hitbox

[arctic hawk]

I have mine set to 60, but either I got used to it, or it's 30 anyway.

[leaden arrow]

35 SLC from Max

gg

[arctic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKPVNaKvODw

This never gets old.

[kind heart]

and then she launches like 13-14 planes and your fps is gone

[arctic hawk]

"Hey, I didn't know this phone came with Microsoft Powerpoint. Neat."

[kind heart]

[jagged tendon]

Gotta love a connection error during the fucking sub daily

[arctic hawk]

weekly*

[kind heart]

ah, you should've restarted it

[leaden arrow]

about time WG buffs this ship

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

Damn. That's too OP now.

Incoming nerf.

[leaden arrow]

like, she's so mediocre in AL and WoWS

it's just sad

just why you do dis

[arctic hawk]

Admiral Hipper/Spee retrofits when, Yostar

[versed terrace]

good morning

[arctic hawk]

Morning

[woven marsh]

Morning

[jagged tendon]

3 more for a gold torp

[kind heart]

we can ask make that a server emoji

[versed terrace]

pog emote right there

[jagged tendon]

:Lexgeneral:

[woven marsh]

SaltLexCity

[leaden arrow]

I haven't stopped counting lol

||36||

[versed terrace]

[leaden arrow]

Max caused this ok ? Discord just amplifies it

[hazy kayak]

https://twitter.com/o_WhipBerry_o/status/1338362684195053569?s=19

WhipBerry🎂( ∩･ω･🍓⊂ ) (@o_WhipBerry_o)

雪風ブランコ様の全貌なのだ〜！

公式絵がそうなんだけど、ブランコで片手放しは危険すぎるのだ〜
傘も持ってて危なすぎるのだ〜

フリフリすぎるのだ！！次はペン入れ！

#アズールレーン

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Twitter · Dec 14, 2020, 5:58 AM

https://twitter.com/kimidori3_karla/status/1338410981702037508?s=19

かあら (@kimidori3_karla)

･･･///

#アズールレーン

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3094

Twitter · Dec 14, 2020, 9:10 AM

[woven marsh]

cute

[jagged tendon]

Horny

[kind heart]

cute

[woven marsh]

[versed terrace]

[hasty kiln]

we are

[versed terrace]

[leaden arrow]

you like hugs don't you ?

[versed terrace]

[leaden arrow]

[versed terrace]

neko noticed me

ehehehhehee

https://tenor.com/view/anime-couple-anime-blush-anime-snuggle-anime-anime-happy-gif-16085299

[leaden arrow]

ofc

[narrow compass]

[narrow compass]

[jagged tendon]

https://youtu.be/KJN5Ls3t3aQ

Is this an extreme version of the phony war?

[woven marsh]

CyberBug2077

[leaden arrow]

my friend created Hitler 2.0

lol

the customizations seems pretty good tho

the rest are........idk

[woven marsh]

#gameplay-help message

@cobalt wyvern

show them

[jagged tendon]

Oh no, he has a life and cant get the coins everyday

[woven marsh]

Trash

Holy hell that skin

[jagged tendon]

Its amazing

[kind heart]

12-4 boss, Helena with 21 kills

[woven marsh]

Planes

[kind heart]

Monarch underleveled and didn't proc her barrage

[cobalt wyvern]

oh damn I was afk @woven marsh

too late to post?

[woven marsh]

ye XD

Assert dominance in PM

[cobalt wyvern]

invading someone's DMs just to flex

[frail bone]

lmao

some guys trashed KMS in one server that i joined

and if i say one word like IJN is overrated

everyone goes triggered mode

[cobalt wyvern]

[visual mountain]

Helena got some good dps

[hazy kayak]

I should set up some op siren fleets

[visual mountain]

[cobalt wyvern]

yo Illustrious got MVP

first time I'm seeing that

[visual mountain]

She very anti plane

[kind heart]

Yo, Leipzig retrofit skill looks so broken

[visual mountain]

If only it was

It would be op if she healed

The ramming part is mainly for auto

[woven marsh]

She still does quite a bit of damage

And if you make a KMS top fleet you need her

[visual mountain]

Yeah

She does have high torp for a kms ship

Would be highest if the kms dd didn't exist

Mainly z1

[arctic hawk]

I return from
shower

[cobalt wyvern]

kinslaying

[woven marsh]

BDSM Incest you mean?

[verbal talon]

WHOA

[cobalt wyvern]

QE-class pounds another QE-class

with 15 inch GUNS

[woven marsh]

Selfcest it is then

[leaden arrow]

Selfcest...........

I mean, it's kinda nice

[kind heart]

that jump from 161 to 1 lol

[versed terrace]

lol

[arctic hawk]

Challenge him, pussy.

[woven marsh]

perfect match

Kill it

[cobalt wyvern]

1

[jagged tendon]

Is there any extra reward to finish in the top 3

[arctic hawk]

An extra hard pat on the back.

[jagged tendon]

[kind heart]

No

[arctic hawk]

Congrats. You are captain now.

[woven marsh]

Why are you stuttering

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

I missed like 10+ pvp attempts

But I think I might at least get VA or higher this season

[visual mountain]

I kissed about 25

Yes

I kissed pvp

[cobalt wyvern]

I was super close to Vice Admiral yesterday

ran out of attempts though

[rotund sparrow]

The serious pvp player

[woven marsh]

Well, I am def getting RA

[kind heart]

getting her ready for opsiren

[woven marsh]

If I get lucky

backline ships are stupidly fast to level if they are flag MVP

I almost forgot

Odin is level 94 off flag

she was like 81 yesterday

[kind heart]

Centy saved me in that match.
fdg nagato and torp meme in front was too annoying

[cobalt wyvern]

what happens in OPSiren again?

[woven marsh]

Sirens

[cobalt wyvern]

cool

[woven marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/777633085046652988.png?v=1

oh cmon

[sudden moss]

[woven marsh]

ruined the shit

[sudden moss]

[leaden arrow]

AH SHIET

I am late

also, why is Copi senpai here ?

[leaden arrow]

[jagged tendon]

3rd white shell bought, now time to save for rainbow dildos

[woven marsh]

do you have black ones tho

[jagged tendon]

3 aswell

[kind heart]

get boomer radar
||I don't have it||

[jagged tendon]

All shells at 10

[cobalt wyvern]

bets on me reaching 260k tomorrow

[kind heart]

Betting bad

[woven marsh]

I bet all your coins

[woven marsh]

why 410mm?

None of them are barrage ships

[jagged tendon]

Already had them leveled

Let me check if I have some 406 leveled

Only one I have

[sleek crest]

@jagged tendon @woven marsh whats up bros

nero isnt here today i see

[jagged tendon]

He was here earlier, probably busy now

[arctic hawk]

Still around.

[woven marsh]

Put it on Bismarck first

Or Tirpitz

Why do you not have a lot of MK6 anyway

[arctic hawk]

Decizions.

[woven marsh]

What do you want most

and when are you going to sleep

[arctic hawk]

I intend to go do some PS4 stuff soon.

[woven marsh]

C if sleep, D if you want seattle, G if you want PR3

cmon Cappu

Don't delete your opinion

[kind heart]

I missed that III focus

[woven marsh]

This is not GPH

[arctic hawk]

Golden one it is, then.

inb4 it gives like 100 coins

oHey, another Bulin and another 200 oil

May actually get today.

[kind heart]

C is always bad, I'd rather take G even if I'm going to sleep.
All of what I said nullified when I don't have coins

[arctic hawk]

52/60

I consume like 200 oil pet completion.

5 mob battles of 24 oil each.

1 boss battle of 74

[kind heart]

74 for boss

[jagged tendon]

I have 2 more just dont feel like enhancing them

[arctic hawk]

The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine 🤘

[kind heart]

Still, boss is easy enough to 1:1

[arctic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfGPnbh5mrU

[arctic hawk]

Turns out wahmen ain't good computerers.
Who knew.

[leaden arrow]

wtf

that's a slave offering

"Must be free"

"24/7"

[hasty kiln]

[leaden arrow]

I do 2d and 3d editing, so I know how painful it can be

ignore the sexist part, it's just slavery

[arctic hawk]

Argument: "You can just make me a piece for free, you do it all the time. In fact, you can use this opportunity to hone your skills."

[leaden arrow]

[arctic hawk]

Yes, I've seen that "argument" being used.

[leaden arrow]

lol

that doesn't make sense

[arctic hawk]

'Magine that, asking to be paid for your time and labor.

Crazy times, huh.

[leaden arrow]

ofc

[arctic hawk]

Or, my personal favorite.

"Come on, just do it this one time."

There is no "one time".

[jagged tendon]

Better one ive seen was a karen trying to get a babysitter but the requirements basically meant that you're adopting the kid

[arctic hawk]

May've seen that one in the past.

Choosing Beggars and Tales from IT are my favorite.

With a dash of Entitled Parents.

[kind heart]

I don't watch that, not good for my mental health

[slim fulcrum]

plebbit

[arctic hawk]

mother lost arm and is using a prostetic
parks in handicapped zone
Karen be like "I got 7 kids, gimme that spot"
nah
Karen initiates fight
Karen rips off prostetic
mother wiggles stub in a beckoning motion "Come on, then."
Karen flees

[woven marsh]

You're gimping your own fleets

[verbal talon]

eh?!

[jagged tendon]

Meh not like im taking them to w12-13, it works for what im using it for

[woven marsh]

[cobalt wyvern]

🕺

[leaden arrow]

NERO YOU JINXED IT

[arctic hawk]

[leaden arrow]

[cobalt wyvern]

I'm Vice Admiral yay

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/spark-dont-care-glass-chaos-shattering-gif-3538180

[verbal talon]

[cobalt wyvern]

why

[arctic hawk]

Jealousy, maybe?

[verbal talon]

myeh

[cobalt wyvern]

progress

+4%

good day 👍

[arctic hawk]

Noice. Congrats on yer soon-to-be not-maid.

[cobalt wyvern]

ah yes

NotMaid

Perseus, Neptune and Cheshire

[arctic hawk]

:grassdoge:

[cobalt wyvern]

grassdoge

[jagged tendon]

Chesire's PR grind is just the walk way to the pet store

[cobalt wyvern]

yes

it is

[arctic hawk]

kek

Nice.

[cobalt wyvern]

that's why I wanna do Drake next

it's the same grind requirements

ezpz

[kind heart]

Same energy

[leaden arrow]

Oh no

[visual mountain]

Got 3 from 1 mission

[visual mountain]

A Seattle mission

[cobalt wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/788126624331726858/image0.jpg

[arctic hawk]

The Lexington-general tradition.

❤️

[visual mountain]

Commission slaves be like

[arctic hawk]

not using Intrepid

[visual mountain]

K

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/boi-funny-black-jokes-flame-gif-5122803

Despite having the collective defense of a stack of toilet paper squares, she's Enterprise-tier nuke.

[cobalt wyvern]

having Intrepid

https://tenor.com/view/boi-funny-black-jokes-flame-gif-5122803

AAAAA

[neat flicker]

Stop shitposting

[cobalt wyvern]

be serious in #lexington-general

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/listen-here-you-little-shit-bird-meme-bird-listen-here-you-little-shit-gif-19221308

[jagged tendon]

Not using Bunker Hill

[neat flicker]

Yeah, be serious

[arctic hawk]

Imagine having Bunker Hill

[jagged tendon]

Ikr

[cobalt wyvern]

ikr

[woven marsh]

Evening

[leaden arrow]

something something yes

[neat flicker]

Imagine not having Bunker Hill

[arctic hawk]

Evening

[woven marsh]

Imagine not getting BH in 4 runs

[neat flicker]

Imagine not getting BH in 1 run

[leaden arrow]

fkin............I keep on getting cucced by Stellaris's AI

Maxy, help

[arctic hawk]

Send onto them The Doom Slayer.

That should calm them down a bit.

[leaden arrow]

every single game for the past few days has been cuccing me over and over again

[neat flicker]

Maxim*

[woven marsh]

Ded Maxim

[leaden arrow]

Maxim ? ooo.......that Maxim eh

how about.........Marxism ?

[arctic hawk]

Russian shitposting be like

[neat flicker]

[woven marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/776155671015325716.png?v=1

[jagged tendon]

Owomunism?

[woven marsh]

gUWUlag

[jagged tendon]

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

If ever there was a visual representation of the word "blursed"...

[cobalt wyvern]

Maxism-Krotoism

[woven marsh]

11th attempt missed

[neat flicker]

Maxim Krotov

[arctic hawk]

Maximum Krotoism.

[neat flicker]

[leaden arrow]

Stalin rising up from his grave and strangles you with a bagpipe

[woven marsh]

Maximum Salt Lake Citism

[arctic hawk]

But why bagpipe

[leaden arrow]

because he found a scottish guy

[arctic hawk]

Are the scots secretly russian?

[leaden arrow]

that's something that is of a sekrit documents

[arctic hawk]

I mean, it would make sense. no one understands what the fuck they're talkin' abewt.

[leaden arrow]

scots are sekrit Russian agents, yes

[jagged tendon]

Heavy demoman

[arctic hawk]

confused USSR anthem on bagpipes

[neat flicker]

Russian shitposting is

[versed terrace]

did someone say commie?

[neat flicker]

Max idi nahui

[woven marsh]

What makes me a good Demoman? If I were a bad demoman, I wouldn't be shooting custom sticky bombs for 400000$ for 12 seconds

[cobalt wyvern]

Maxism-Krotoism-Salt Lake City Thought

[woven marsh]

sam poshel

[leaden arrow]

[arctic hawk]

It just keeps going

[woven marsh]

What the fuck Kaneko

[leaden arrow]

wat ?

[cobalt wyvern]

what?

[neat flicker]

Tuda poshel tebya nashel

[leaden arrow]

I did no thing

[woven marsh]

I saw that

[leaden arrow]

[visual mountain]

Engrish

[leaden arrow]

no you did not

[visual mountain]

[leaden arrow]

[neat flicker]

Engrus

[cobalt wyvern]

I was confused as to who Guidekeeper was for a second

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

Runglish

[arctic hawk]

god has abandoned us this day.

[visual mountain]

Gib the yorkbruh

[woven marsh]

This is god

[visual mountain]

[cobalt wyvern]

This is god

[woven marsh]

and we have killed him

[leaden arrow]

certainly not the first time

[leaden arrow]

[visual mountain]

Screw it

[woven marsh]

God has abandoned #lexington-general the moment it was created

[visual mountain]

9-4 izumo

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

3-4 Izumo

[visual mountain]

13-4 izumo

[woven marsh]

Or 10-4

Cos it burns more

[neat flicker]

10-4 Izumo

[arctic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCgbHZBwyZo

[woven marsh]

Fuck you, @neat flicker

[arctic hawk]

Fuck me, it exists.

[neat flicker]

Without suppressor

[visual mountain]

Izumo mogami vs war kai

[versed terrace]

i feel like wasting time

[cobalt wyvern]

I wanna complete 10-4 once I'm done with SP3

wishmeluck

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

Salt Lake City about to hit Level 70 and MLB

[neat flicker]

Fuck you, @neat flicker
No, fuck you, leatherman

[versed terrace]

5/60 runs

[cobalt wyvern]

29/60

[versed terrace]

gets shark in build

[visual mountain]

Fuck him yourself

[woven marsh]

And I somehow escaped 2k hell despite missing 11 attempts

[arctic hawk]

PvP in 2020

[neat flicker]

Imagine playing in PvP

[woven marsh]

If SLC isn't T0 in OPSiren I quit the game

[cobalt wyvern]

@neat flicker I just want the 3 SRs

nothing more tbh

[leaden arrow]

what the actual.......fook ?

[neat flicker]

3 Elites you say?

[woven marsh]

[cobalt wyvern]

3 SRs

[neat flicker]

SR - Elite

[cobalt wyvern]

SSR then?

[neat flicker]

SSR - super rare

[arctic hawk]

My reaction as well.

[cobalt wyvern]

uh huh

ok

[neat flicker]

[cobalt wyvern]

so 3 SSRs

3 Soviet Socialist Republics

[woven marsh]

3 SSGSS

[cobalt wyvern]

in the merit shop

[kind heart]

the fook

[leaden arrow]

Wtf, that sounds gae

[visual mountain]

Boi

[neat flicker]

[woven marsh]

It's not gae if you say

[arctic hawk]

It came as a bit of a shock to me that Snailman doesn't have the merit shop SRs.

[cobalt wyvern]

what a genius

[leaden arrow]

how do you even fuck him yourself since he can't fuck himself ??

[cobalt wyvern]

the ship who's main ability is to die

[leaden arrow]

[visual mountain]

Tfw they try putting eagle accessory and tears on jintsuu

[cobalt wyvern]

let's make them survive longer 🥴

[visual mountain]

They cant since it only works on eagles

[woven marsh]

Jintsuu

[visual mountain]

[leaden arrow]

so.......you agreed to that ? wat

[neat flicker]

Hiryuu

[woven marsh]

Juneau not tank

[kind heart]

I put it on my Juneau when she's main tanking against the torpedo cancer vanguards

[woven marsh]

[cobalt wyvern]

understandable

[woven marsh]

Are you serious

Bruh

Their vanguard so bad even my Juneau lived

[jagged tendon]

You know, Wales is a british that wants to fuck a german and her skills are related to murica
Thats one complicated ship

[arctic hawk]

400 later,

[dapper plank]

Ohayougozaimasu

[cobalt wyvern]

as I said earlier

[arctic hawk]

Leaving me at 9200

[cobalt wyvern]

Wales is getting cucked because of her being released really earl yon

she only has 1 ability

[woven marsh]

She's getting buffed

USS Faction Buffer

Rank 893 with 11 losses

PvP too hard

[visual mountain]

Because people take pvp so seriously that they aim for a perfect meta fleet

[woven marsh]

Like, okay, there is a perfect meta fleet

But people complain that sandbaggers make pvp too hard

and that they can't take on strong def fleets and that's why they low rank

If I make VA with 11 losses that would be funny

@kind heart

What blue balls

[kind heart]

Look at the video he sent

[woven marsh]

I know

But blue balls

[versed terrace]

[kind heart]

[versed terrace]

belugas

[verbal talon]

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

Guys

Guys

[verbal talon]

Just putting a bonk out there for whoever needs it

[woven marsh]

Thank. Cappu is horni

Now. Guys

[cobalt wyvern]

Link post

[woven marsh]

Important news

[cobalt wyvern]

@kind heart

[woven marsh]

Silence

[versed terrace]

maxy demands silence

[versed terrace]

[kind heart]

I'm tense tbh, trying to sleep

[arctic hawk]

To whoever has the Epic Game Store installed.

[verbal talon]

What.

[woven marsh]

Are they really gonna give that shit away?

[verbal talon]

Wholey shit

[woven marsh]

I want Hitman2

[verbal talon]

Some decent triple a games in there

[arctic hawk]

Allegedly, ye.

[versed terrace]

so

starting the 17th?

lmao

[arctic hawk]

"On the first day of Christmas, EGS gave to meeee"

[woven marsh]

Why is GPH so horni

[kind heart]

[versed terrace]

[woven marsh]

I need to switch out SLC

But like, she has become a meme in a day

[kind heart]

Kroto, what are thoughts on shinano in mob?

[woven marsh]

She has massive aoe already, why not

Fighter/diver/parallel torps

[versed terrace]

i think mob shinano is a good idea

[kind heart]

This guy is suffering from low AA, his bunnies are are both lvl 111 retrofit

[versed terrace]

sandy kai

[woven marsh]

[woven marsh]

Okay is she obsessed with Pensacola

That’s like half her lines

[kind heart]

Siscon?

[cobalt wyvern]

That archetype again

Portland Syndrome

[woven marsh]

Only on Rub, normal touch and special touch

Wait a minute

That’s not siscon!

[cobalt wyvern]

Hol up

[woven marsh]

[kind heart]

[arctic hawk]

Incest lines? In MY asian horni game?
No way.

[jagged tendon]

Darn uss and its siscons, Alabama doing work

[woven marsh]

Sweet Home

[kind heart]

[cobalt wyvern]

stone relief found in #lexington-general

dated ~2000 AD

[kind heart]

Deep fried

[cobalt wyvern]

this possibly details some sort of deity

that the #lexington-general culture worshipped

though we have deciphered their writings, we only know the consonants

it appears that this deity is called "SLC"

[woven marsh]

Looks like a cool badge pin ngl

[cobalt wyvern]

though the pronounciation is lost

our experts believe thought that through reconstruction and educated guesses

it was pronounced "Salac"

[woven marsh]

[cobalt wyvern]

@kind heart @woven marsh and this concludes my report on the lost #lexington-general culture

[kind heart]

Exceptions are always there

My wording was wrong

[cobalt wyvern]

a

[woven marsh]

Gold C are not bad at all

[arctic hawk]

a
indeed

[cobalt wyvern]

b

[woven marsh]

a

[jagged tendon]

a

[cobalt wyvern]

c

[woven marsh]

Kaaoo

S

[cobalt wyvern]

b
a
a
c

[woven marsh]

S

[kind heart]

I want Tashkent just for this
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/w/images/e/ec/Tashkent_MVPJP.ogg

[woven marsh]

Motherf~

Why does nobody say L

S

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

[woven marsh]

Woke

[cobalt wyvern]

better one

[woven marsh]

W O K E

[arctic hawk]

Eh, nothing beats a classic.