#lexington-general

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cobalt wyvern
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I would have gotten her

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theoretically

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I almost have enough cubes to brute force a Shinano

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via pity

versed terrace
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lol

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just 60 more to go

cobalt wyvern
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I think I had like

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for comparison

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I had like

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168 cubes

versed terrace
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bro i had 80 during the event

cobalt wyvern
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when the Shinaners event started

versed terrace
cobalt wyvern
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AHAHAHA

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NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO RARBIB2

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WOA-

dapper plank
versed terrace
cobalt wyvern
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@versed terrace notable event ships I missed since starting to play AL:
every Microlayer Medley ship except Reno
Amagi
Jean Bart
Le Malin
Algerie
the new u-boat from the Scherzo rerun
Shinaners

versed terrace
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i have every ship but malin, u97, and casablanca, from your list

cobalt wyvern
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man

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not getting Le Malin really hurt

versed terrace
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yea.

cobalt wyvern
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because she's a p popular ship

versed terrace
cobalt wyvern
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me going into the Iris of Light and Dark archive rate up in 2021 with 500 cubes be like

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JEAN BART, I'VE COME TO BARGAIN

versed terrace
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bruh i wish

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i just don't conserve cubes

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rn i'm sitting at around 205

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i wonder what the next event will be

cobalt wyvern
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my goal for Christmas was 350 cubes

versed terrace
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nice

cobalt wyvern
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seems like I'll exceed that

fossil cape
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Had to get ShiSleep by pity PortDoll

cobalt wyvern
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at this rate

versed terrace
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you'll get there

cobalt wyvern
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I have 340 now

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and I get 3 a day

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without weekly rewards

versed terrace
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choco

fossil cape
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my summary of that cube slaughter was

  • Like 6 Suzutsuki
  • Lots of Kashino, Chiyoda and Chitose
  • Tons of Kent
  • Several Enty
  • 1 Shangri-La
  • 2 Essex
  • 2 Taihou
  • 1 Centaur
  • 1 Akashi
versed terrace
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AkagiLUL included kent

cobalt wyvern
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2 Essex is worth it

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my hot take

fossil cape
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HEY SHIKIKAN

cobalt wyvern
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HEY SHITCAN

versed terrace
cobalt wyvern
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reject the Shinaners Disaster

versed terrace
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bro i just get so many 10 rolls with just rares

cobalt wyvern
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embrace the Shangrivolution

fossil cape
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At least not like in MM, Marblehead was the last i got

versed terrace
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don't remind me of MM

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i left that event with barely 10 cubes

cobalt wyvern
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@versed terrace @fossil cape

versed terrace
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are we the orcs?

cobalt wyvern
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nah

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rohirrim

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orcs are AL servers

versed terrace
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cause that would be very accurate

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oh lol

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yea lmao

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literally

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entered scherzo with 150 cubes

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left with 80 had a low of 8 cubes

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entered shinano with 80

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left with 20

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low of 0

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and we're back to 200

cobalt wyvern
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Aurora Noctis was my Helm's Deep (entered it dooming and anxious and left victorious)
and Dreamwaker Butterfly was my Pelennor Fields (entered it confident and left it dead)

versed terrace
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lol

fossil cape
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Nagisa took me almost 300 cubes

versed terrace
fossil cape
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left event with 60 cubes remaining

cobalt wyvern
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I spent a total of 30 cubes

versed terrace
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i got all of them within 80

cobalt wyvern
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during the collab

versed terrace
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started the collab with 240

fossil cape
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But haven't touched my trade license/other cube mails since the end of shinano event UniFlox

versed terrace
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wasn't the shinano cube mail supposed to expire?

fossil cape
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one of the exceptions

cobalt wyvern
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started the collab with 270, left with 310

versed terrace
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like by nov 15?

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right?

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i just took it and ran lol

cobalt wyvern
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tfw +40 net increase

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because I just didn't care

versed terrace
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lol

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i want collab reruns

fossil cape
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a;sldfkjasdkfjhaslkdjfhasldfkjahskdfjashkdfjhas

neat flicker
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Morning

versed terrace
versed terrace
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how do you have more coins than oil?

fossil cape
cobalt wyvern
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my ma has more oil than that @fossil cape

versed terrace
fossil cape
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I usually claim the compensation mails and grind stages until my oil is dead, 10h commissions or buy curry by hundreds

cobalt wyvern
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cobalt wyvern
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cobalt wyvern
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I killed Nyotengu more times than I killed Hiryu probably

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hot moat
dapper plank
leaden arrow
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@dapper plank

dapper plank
leaden arrow
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aaaaa, shoot me

dapper plank
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im guessing its 11:41?

leaden arrow
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yes

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now shoot me WarBlank

dapper plank
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uh

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for what reasons?

leaden arrow
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rateup is a lie, it always is, why do I even believe it for a bit...........

dapper plank
leaden arrow
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now send me to the afterlife so that I can meet the devil

dapper plank
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okie

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actaully

leaden arrow
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32k mp, 4k ammo, 32k rations, 16k parts are goooooone

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I'd make a good devil anyway UniSip

dapper plank
verbal talon
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what's going on?!

dapper plank
verbal talon
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Officer Edwards, reporting!

leaden arrow
grizzled stag
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Okay can anyone explain why room 3 is always filled with Russians?

dapper plank
leaden arrow
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it's just how rm3 works

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same goes for why rm2 is full with roleplayers

grizzled stag
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Not mu- Nevermind

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Thinking back, you are correct

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Rm 1 is generally competitive

hasty kiln
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and room 4 is full with Indo ppl NimiWat

grizzled stag
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Sometimes

dapper plank
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last time i checked rm1 it was casual people

grizzled stag
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I reside in rm2 and rm1 (sometimes)

grizzled stag
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I remember when Venus event dropped rooms 1-5 was packed, and I was thrown in 6

dapper plank
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i never ever talk in those room's

grizzled stag
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Also Lexington best server

hot moat
verbal talon
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LexGAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

grizzled stag
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LEXGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGGGG

fossil cape
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then MM thing, once i landed in rm15

grizzled stag
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MM?

fossil cape
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Microlayer Medley

grizzled stag
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When was that?

leaden arrow
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Q1 this year

grizzled stag
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I don’t remember it

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Probably was one of the times I wasn’t playing much at all

leaden arrow
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February this year, if I am not mistaken

fossil cape
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Sandy and Avrora were down for the first ~3 days of the event

leaden arrow
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around that

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yeah, lol

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Lexington on the other hand, STONKS

grizzled stag
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Also why does it feel like Zuik’s build rate is like 20%?

fossil cape
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Washi was lucky too

leaden arrow
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this has proven that Lex is stonks

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Washi too, yeah

fossil cape
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Then that lead to Amagi being opened up

leaden arrow
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that was quite the fustercluck lmao

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people going places

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chaos achieved, sasuga

fossil cape
leaden arrow
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it was funny tho

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seeing those people going insane

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even gen gets muted for like......30 mins ?

versed terrace
fossil cape
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Also when everything started getting shut down by the 'rona

leaden arrow
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hahahaha, yeah

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I was just there, observing

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and playing hearts of iron 4

verbal talon
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Varia the Red has told us in confidence that we are the most superior server

leaden arrow
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never seen such a fustercluck in a gacha game before lol

leaden arrow
fossil cape
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Skins mostly aimed at the Olympics at almost the moment they were postponed

dapper plank
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casual sip

leaden arrow
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oh yeah, I had another weird dream last night

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I met.......uuh.....someone

verbal talon
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senpoo having a casual sip

dapper plank
grizzled stag
leaden arrow
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I met Erich Raeder

grizzled stag
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Who dat

verbal talon
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FUCK!

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You met Erich Raeder?!

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Niiiiiiiiiiice

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I mean he was a Nazi

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but you met a Grand Admiral

grizzled stag
verbal talon
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thats cool

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WELL DUH

grizzled stag
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Lol

verbal talon
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HES BEEN DEAD FOR DECADES

grizzled stag
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XD

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No shit m8

leaden arrow
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Erich Raeder ? the Grand Admiral

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that's very unexpected

verbal talon
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he died in 1960\

grizzled stag
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Hmm

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Only if he lasted 9 more years

dapper plank
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1969

grizzled stag
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My mother was born in 69

leaden arrow
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He told me that "The Empire relies on you, Großadmiral"

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wat

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I keep on meeting these figures everyday, and I don't know why

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last time, it was Heinz Guderian

grizzled stag
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Time to start another NSPDA

leaden arrow
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these dreams are getting weirder WarZoom

grizzled stag
leaden arrow
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nuuuu

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I had a similar dream alr tho

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it was Himmler and Rommel

verbal talon
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NSDPA

leaden arrow
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wtf

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why am I getting dream abused

grizzled stag
leaden arrow
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bruh, someone just created Hitler in Cyberpunk

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my dream is coming true eh

verbal talon
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no its actually NSDAP

grizzled stag
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Oop

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The formal way to say Nazi

verbal talon
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wolfenstein 3: Detroit

dapper plank
leaden arrow
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uuhh........so I heard something weird

versed terrace
leaden arrow
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idk what my little brother is watching, but I've just heard a loud "ONIII-CHAAN" right outside my room

versed terrace
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i want hugs

leaden arrow
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wtf

versed terrace
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neko has been giving hugs to senpoi and not me

leaden arrow
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just checked it, luckily it's just an anime and not an H WarZoom

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more hugs

versed terrace
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eheheheeee

grizzled stag
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Anyone know any good Deutschland comics/mangas?

versed terrace
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which ones

grizzled stag
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Any

dapper plank
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me hungry

versed terrace
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go eat

dapper plank
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i want to eat u

versed terrace
verbal stratus
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This channel based

versed terrace
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douzo

dapper plank
versed terrace
verbal stratus
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Saratoga better than Lexington anyday of the week

versed terrace
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shhhhh

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don't say that

verbal stratus
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Girl wouldn't drop for me on 6-4

versed terrace
verbal stratus
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She only dropped for me on some event map

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And i just disliked her because of it

versed terrace
worthy minnow
verbal stratus
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Yes

versed terrace
verbal stratus
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Sara is a good girl

worthy minnow
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Sara is best girl

verbal stratus
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Lexi is a hard to get girl

dapper plank
versed terrace
verbal stratus
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My Sara is named, Lil Witch Sara

versed terrace
verbal stratus
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And is apart of my 120 gang

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Her retro skin makes me want to watch Little Witch Academia

worthy minnow
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Let’s be honest, she deserve an oath skin

verbal stratus
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She really does

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Saint Louis will be complete when somehow she gets an oath skin

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But her artist is wonky

worthy minnow
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Yeah it’s probably gonna be awhile or not happening

verbal stratus
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Yeah

verbal talon
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@dapper plank 🍪

hazy kayak
verbal talon
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eh?

kind heart
hazy kayak
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Operation Siren

verbal talon
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No way

hazy kayak
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the content for people who tryhard azur lane

verbal talon
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Are they finally adding in sirens?!

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like to aquire?

hazy kayak
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and have 4 fleets worth of 120's

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like me

verbal talon
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okay degenerate

hazy kayak
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actually I only have 2.5 fleets' worth

hazy kayak
verbal talon
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OKAY DEGENERATE

neat flicker
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Time to return

brisk plaza
dapper plank
hazy kayak
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海域スキャンによる敵個体の戦力検出
ストーリー関連 Lv60-95
海域・エリア Lv60-115
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作戦の難度の高さから、下記の戦力を準備してからの参加を推奨します。

指揮官Lv60
【認識覚醒を行った】艦船12隻以上

#セイレーン作戦
#アズールレーン

woven marsh
dapper plank
versed terrace
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POG

dapper plank
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wdym by pog?

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what is it

woven marsh
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Poggers

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Or “Piece of Garbage” AkagiLUL

dapper plank
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lol

hot moat
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play of the game

woven marsh
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OPsiren needs Torpedo bombing ships

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All I have is AoE ships

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Guys, I’m finally a boomer

dapper plank
leaden arrow
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is it worth wasting my oil for onion sub

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she's cute but 60 sorties might take some time for me

jagged tendon
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If you want her sure

woven marsh
jagged tendon
woven marsh
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Which is funny

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Because Torpitz is the one who likes to miss PortDoll

jagged tendon
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That Van is going to crash into a wall

hasty kiln
dapper plank
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11:46..

hasty kiln
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16:48

fossil cape
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02:49

leaden arrow
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@dapper plank go to bed

dapper plank
leaden arrow
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I know it's pm there, don't even try to be sneeki

dapper plank
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i want to but

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my mom is occupied with stuff

leaden arrow
dapper plank
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so im chilling here by listening to sum eurobeat

leaden arrow
dapper plank
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idk

leaden arrow
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I need to accompany my grandfather tomorrow, since the house would be empty

leaden arrow
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I like watching people, monitoring their every move...........

dapper plank
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not really

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u lurk

leaden arrow
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and what about you ? not sleeping ?

leaden arrow
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it tickles my fancy, watching........lurking.....observing.....

dapper plank
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fuk my eyes are schleepy

leaden arrow
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go to bed

dapper plank
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i cant

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it's filled with so much stuff

leaden arrow
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wat "stuff"

dapper plank
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idfk

leaden arrow
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hoooow ?

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you are too sleepy

woven marsh
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Bonk to sleep?

leaden arrow
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Maxy no

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senpoi will just get excited

woven marsh
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Shoot to sleep CheshireGun

leaden arrow
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that's a different kind of sleep

jagged tendon
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I fucking hate portuguese yt ads, one was a woman whispering on close shot (not fucking creepy at all) and the other, as we like to say, has a mouth full of shit and cant understand anything JeanDead

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Both for the same thing too

woven marsh
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How is that different from ads in general

leaden arrow
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ads are crap, most of them anyway

woven marsh
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The creepiest ads so far are perfume ads

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Like

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They make no sense

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And then at the last second it shows a parfume name

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The whole ad was like a weird movie trailer

jagged tendon
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At least the normal ones are just cringe or a bad powerpoint presentation

woven marsh
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Unrelated

leaden arrow
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yep

woven marsh
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They changed it so fast

leaden arrow
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for me, it's horrible ads with horrible dub

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like, the dub voice is so shiet

woven marsh
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Used to be Howe and Richy T0 and all TB CVs were higher

leaden arrow
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it's honestly surprising how shitty dubs can be

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and those stoopid background musics, god........

jagged tendon
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Tbh everytime I have to watch TV or ads I would rather just blow my ears off

leaden arrow
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YT Channel ads though, they are pretty good

woven marsh
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At least it’s not raid shadow legends the best mmorpg on mobile now free if you use my code bonksenpai you’ll get some stuff and lock boxes

leaden arrow
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some nice cover songs and such

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Raid is taking a toll on my mind

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I just want to cleanse it Omegalilwoo

woven marsh
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It has become a meme in of itself

jagged tendon
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Thats the only thing they managed to do

woven marsh
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It’s basically like TheLegend27

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But that one was at least slightly funny

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Cos of cringe

jagged tendon
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Hadnt heard TheLegend27 in quite a few years

woven marsh
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It’s not a story a Raid player will tell you

jagged tendon
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Those exist?

leaden arrow
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you know what, ever since I liked this ad, the ads that I've gotten are of the same kind lol. No need to watch more of those cringey ads Omegalilwoo
https://youtu.be/7gy09Y2uXeg

逃げちゃダメだ

⋈・。・。⋈・。・。⋈・。・。⋈・。・。⋈・。・。⋈・。・。⋈・。・。⋈・。・。⋈

Original:残酷な天使のテーゼ / 高橋洋子
作詞:及川 眠子
作曲:佐藤 英敏

https://youtu.be/o6wtDPVkKqI

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幽ヶ...

▶ Play video
woven marsh
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5 unskippable ads

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What kind of Satan invented that

jagged tendon
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Time to close and open the video again

leaden arrow
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if the ads are musical ads like what I've sent here, then sure Omegalilwoo

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no more raid ads ples

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I am sick of it

woven marsh
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At least some people make original sponsorship skits

leaden arrow
dapper plank
jagged tendon
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Those are nice

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Not the ad, raid players BacheLaugh

woven marsh
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Linus sponsorships be like

leaden arrow
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LMAO

woven marsh
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Roses are red

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Violets are blue

leaden arrow
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Raid succ a schlong

woven marsh
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Here’s a cool segue into a sponsor

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Which you never knew

leaden arrow
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Maxy Fluid

woven marsh
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drops something

jagged tendon
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SoG makes the smoothest promotion of gfuel

dapper plank
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Gamer fuel? I heard?

jagged tendon
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Normal talks, puts the sponsor and continues like nothing ever happened

woven marsh
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Some creators get away with starting their video with a single line

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“This video is sponsored by X”

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And that’s it

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No idea what the criteria is

dapper plank
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Maybe they want to get straight into the video?

leaden arrow
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hahaha

jagged tendon
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Leave the promotion for the end (cause nobody actually watches the outros)

leaden arrow
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depends though

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I've seen someone saw an earbuds in half

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since sponsor

woven marsh
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Phil Swift here

dapper plank
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Oh god

woven marsh
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To show you the power of my sponsor

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I sawed those rayconson in half

leaden arrow
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"For this sponsorship, I am going to chainsaw this earbuds in half!"

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he did just that, lol

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GrayStillPlays ?

woven marsh
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He does still play

dapper plank
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JavSigh i still cant schleep after laying down on my futon

woven marsh
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Sleep

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Put away your phone

jagged tendon
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Wait

dapper plank
leaden arrow
jagged tendon
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Was flex tape the one where he glues himself to a plane wing?

woven marsh
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Everyone who basically ruins games are fun to watch

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Gray, Kevin etc

leaden arrow
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o no

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Maxy is turning into Gray

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add LGIO's Josh while you are at it

dapper plank
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Who... tf..

woven marsh
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Josh as well

leaden arrow
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certified Masochists, all of them

woven marsh
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Today we are going to do something different

leaden arrow
woven marsh
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We are going to play Azur Lane

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But

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We will make the cringiest fleets possible

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Too bad AL has no customization

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If they could customize SKK. Oh god

dapper plank
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Oh

leaden arrow
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Gray finds a way........

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watching their vids, makes me want to commit sudoku

woven marsh
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I’ve recently been binge watching bigmooney play hitman 2

leaden arrow
woven marsh
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The accent makes it better

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Those wee lads don’t stand a choonce

dapper plank
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Wait a min... arent there other ways to make me schleep?

woven marsh
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11-4 hard LaffeyCantWakeUp

leaden arrow
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it's too lood

woven marsh
leaden arrow
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nuuuuu

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||it's bossom suffocation||

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runs away

dapper plank
woven marsh
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Where’s jack

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I need jack

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Kaneko is horni

leaden arrow
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nuuu

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BONK ME HARDER PLEASE

woven marsh
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No

dapper plank
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If any of my kouhai is horni they UniDisgust me

leaden arrow
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shame that you have no say in this

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because you are mein

dapper plank
woven marsh
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For real tho

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Outdamaged Monarch and Warspite

woven marsh
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Beat your meat and make steaks

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What’s lood about steaks?

dapper plank
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I might’ve became horni for a sec...

leaden arrow
dapper plank
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I asked for this?

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Since when?

leaden arrow
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you asked "what"

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so I gib

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or......were you expecting something else ?

dapper plank
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Uh

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Oh

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Uhm no

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I wasn’t expecting anything

leaden arrow
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u did......didn't you ?

woven marsh
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Just realised Odin is also great for leveling mains

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Because she doesn’t take the flag spot but takes a lot of flag damage

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Like, she’s a perfect ship for carrying low level fleets I swear

leaden arrow
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it's nearing the end of the year, and I am all alone with nothing elso to do other than living

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well this sucks, how about you people ?

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holiday ? maybe ? vacation ? nuclear bunker ?

woven marsh
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Home and AL

dapper plank
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Im still wanting to get top 400k in osu

fossil cape
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Same, home all year and the closest chance to go out of town even for a couple hours got fucked up PortDoll

leaden arrow
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damn........just home eh

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||I need an ass pillow||

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because my......uuh.....rear, is hurting

jagged tendon
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Well theres always one thing to do WarBlank

leaden arrow
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Hmm

fossil cape
dapper plank
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Ugh im watching too much AoT

jagged tendon
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I know that hat AlaWoke

leaden arrow
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I am interested in modelling now BuckyPride

dapper plank
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Ohayosumi

leaden arrow
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aawww

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good night~

woven marsh
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Okay I have always wanted to ask

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Why are you saying Ohayo and Oyasumi in one word WarBlank

leaden arrow
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just ask

woven marsh
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I just did

leaden arrow
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but Senpoi's asleep already

woven marsh
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You answer then Fumizoomi

neat flicker
leaden arrow
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wat ? why me ?

woven marsh
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You know Senpoi better than me

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Look at that idiot

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I’m just lazy

leaden arrow
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HMMMM

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wat ? Senpoi is not me

neat flicker
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Full hp Smola

woven marsh
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The lack of alternative interface kills me WarZoom

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Also hax

leaden arrow
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NIPPON STRONK!

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it's so satisfying.......

arctic hawk
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Imagine waking up at 12 PM and having to scroll through almost 600 messages to find 2 troll mentions.

leaden arrow
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wait, where's Ido ?

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I need to have a word with him

woven marsh
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Beneath his mountain to gold

arctic hawk
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If only that search option up there would actually work.

woven marsh
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There is tho

leaden arrow
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hope he didn't fall to his gold saccs

woven marsh
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No need to scroll

leaden arrow
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lol, I have no mentions

woven marsh
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@leaden arrow

leaden arrow
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since no one mentions me, and I suppress a here and everyone's mention

arctic hawk
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About as much as I enjoyed coughing for 12 hours straight 3 months ago.

leaden arrow
arctic hawk
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@leaden arrow

woven marsh
arctic hawk
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Make it a christmas miracle. @leaden arrow until he gets top mentions.

jagged tendon
leaden arrow
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send in the space armada

woven marsh
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It’s not search

arctic hawk
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It sends me to other Neros.

woven marsh
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It’s a separate function

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Both on mobile and pc

jagged tendon
woven marsh
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Anyway, imagine they’ll let us use a friend’s ship for something

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Like in AK for example

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I’d be taking request for Holosimp ships AkagiLUL

jagged tendon
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Is it my connection or yt is having a stroke again?

arctic hawk
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I'd be taking request for Honoka AkagiLUL

leaden arrow
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YT for me is ded

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I can only see a Monke

jagged tendon
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And apparently I cant send images on discord either

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The xmas stroke is real

leaden arrow
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same

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YAAAAYY

woven marsh
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Yeah, YT is dead

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DIscord is slow as fuck

jagged tendon
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Yeah

woven marsh
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Anyway

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Y'all seen Salt Lake City eyes after winning a battle?

neat flicker
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Implacable got free solo warrior. At the of the battle 2 ships died, Implacable was the last ship in our team and we win the battle because our team had more points

woven marsh
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Nerf CV PortDoll

arctic hawk
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So, is this the end of the internet era?

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We returning to monke?

woven marsh
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Y2K but 2020

arctic hawk
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plsno

neat flicker
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171k damge

woven marsh
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2 weeks left

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if the internet dies in 2020 that's it

arctic hawk
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I can barely take the stupidity of this Y2K aftermath, I don't think I can take anymore.

woven marsh
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I can't send pics PortDoll

arctic hawk
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Me neither.
||Nothing of value was lost.||

leaden arrow
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AAAAA

woven marsh
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But I want to send cursed Salt Lake City

leaden arrow
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I NEED MY WEEB MUSICS

arctic hawk
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laughs in Winamp playlists

jagged tendon
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Apparently its every google service, guess they forgot to pay the rent

woven marsh
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laughs in physical music player

leaden arrow
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fucc this, I am downloading my 500 musics later

jagged tendon
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Thicc island

arctic hawk
woven marsh
jagged tendon
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higher king of the sky

woven marsh
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Look at the homepage

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It’s all red

arctic hawk
woven marsh
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Everyone is red

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Discord no

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DISOXRD SUTO

jagged tendon
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I like Saint Louis not St Louis

leaden arrow
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@woven marsh LMAO look at that spike

woven marsh
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Go to the homepage

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Everything is a red spike

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Everything google owns

jagged tendon
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December 2020: the time the internet died

woven marsh
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Even downdetector is dying

arctic hawk
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Good, fuck'em.

woven marsh
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Ironic

arctic hawk
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Seems peeps have had enough of Google's shit(ads).

woven marsh
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This downtime is sponsored by RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS

jagged tendon
leaden arrow
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lol

neat flicker
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Youtube is dead

woven marsh
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Google is dead

arctic hawk
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Thanks for the chckle.

woven marsh
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All of it

leaden arrow
neat flicker
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Thanks to Russian hackersMakinaSmug

jagged tendon
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"The online multiplayer game..." not so online now aint it bitch

woven marsh
jagged tendon
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Aint it

woven marsh
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ain't it not*

arctic hawk
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Double negative.

woven marsh
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There is no rule against double negatives in English PortDoll

jagged tendon
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I know what i said and i aint changing it

arctic hawk
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"Not so online now, isn't it" doesn't sound right. It's a double negative.

arctic hawk
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It's basically "Online now, is it"

woven marsh
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sarcasm

fossil cape
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Internet having a stroke Omegalilwoo

woven marsh
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Google*

arctic hawk
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Only Google seems to have issues. Everything else is fine.

woven marsh
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Russian stuff works fine BacheLaugh

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We hax ur google

jagged tendon
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They went to goolag

arctic hawk
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Google comes back online with one simple message "What have we learned, Google?"

woven marsh
#

googlag

jagged tendon
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Didnt sound right

fossil cape
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Quietly laughs in DuckDuckGo

woven marsh
#

DuckDuckGoogle

jagged tendon
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that one time you have to use bing

arctic hawk
woven marsh
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How to deal with depression:
Google: Search professional help
Bing: OwariWOKE

jagged tendon
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Good for them, they're still a woke piece of trash BacheLaugh

woven marsh
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The only good woke is OwariWOKE AlaWoke ChampyWoke KagaWoke

jagged tendon
woven marsh
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That's also kinda woke LaffeyCantWakeUp

jagged tendon
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Also SandyMeme

woven marsh
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AL discord is pretty woke

minor bronze
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I just now witnessed the besto WoWSL player, the mans took a torpedo to save me

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Total madlad

jagged tendon
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Teamwork in a war game, impossible

arctic hawk
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"Shift mate: ooooh, google android isn't working, that's why I'm getting alerts
Me, after checking downdetector: all google services are down, and some other things that aren't google, probably a global isp problem
Shift mate: yeah, I can see, google android isn't working
2 seconds later: wtf youtube is down, too?
Me: yes, ALL google services
Shift mate: youtube isn't google "

The things a friend of mine has to deal with.

leaden arrow
woven marsh
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Was his name Sakio Komatsu?

fossil cape
#

Shima project quietly teases Dork coming

minor bronze
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I mean, first time I've seen this

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No

woven marsh
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The reports are going down

minor bronze
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Tho, am happy a dude took a torp for me

woven marsh
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Slightly

jagged tendon
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Yeah yt is back

woven marsh
#

Return to Monke cancelled?

arctic hawk
#

Not for me it isn't.

jagged tendon
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Kinda

arctic hawk
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iStill got monke

leaden arrow
jagged tendon
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Its half working

leaden arrow
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wtf lmao

woven marsh
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downdetector shows reports decreasing

fossil cape
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Advent Calendar making people do weird stuff BuckyPride

leaden arrow
neat flicker
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Evolution to back

woven marsh
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I wish Zoom went down AkagiLUL

leaden arrow
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I sacrifice myself often, because I am useless and noob

woven marsh
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I am a DD main therefore I must die in the first 2 minutes of the game

fossil cape
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Secondary challenge: Tons of biscuits out, or Nassau in low tiers
Ramming: well...

woven marsh
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I hate how I get messages faster than I can send them Kisaaa

jagged tendon
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Wth

arctic hawk
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Ok, my JewTube's back as well.

leaden arrow
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yt back alive again, no monke ?

woven marsh
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NO WAY

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IT SENT

leaden arrow
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nuuuuuu

jagged tendon
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Mine died again

leaden arrow
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I wanna be monke

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so I can get freed from clothes

woven marsh
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Salt Lake city is cursed

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and now you've seen it

arctic hawk
#

I mean, it sort of works

jagged tendon
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Looks like a derp akashi

woven marsh
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DISCORD NO STOP

arctic hawk
woven marsh
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Oh god

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Is it gonna send all the SLSs I have tried sending

jagged tendon
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Lmao check the ping on #bot-spam BiskoLUL

arctic hawk
woven marsh
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Nero having the same issue

arctic hawk
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'Least it sent, I guess.

woven marsh
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Discord is monke

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Hey

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it's actually faster now

arctic hawk
#

monk

woven marsh
arctic hawk
#

ee

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Still a tad slow for me.

woven marsh
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OH FFS

arctic hawk
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I forget how many times I tried to re-send it.

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3?4?

woven marsh
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I did a lot

arctic hawk
woven marsh
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I feel like it buffered somewhere and will continue spamming till it's dead

arctic hawk
#

Blessed Salt Lake City.

kind heart
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Yo, the fuck is happening? MutsukiHyperStare
Is discord dying again?

woven marsh
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The entirety of google is dying

arctic hawk
#

did Discord dying
MutsukiHyperStare

cobalt wyvern
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Is the new navigation thing just gonna be the tech tree thing?

woven marsh
#

Cappu braincells dying

arctic hawk
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oHey, Snailman

woven marsh
#

He returning to monke

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Bless monke

cobalt wyvern
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Morning

woven marsh
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Ido pls pay money to fix interent

leaden arrow
woven marsh
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Discord kinda faster now

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No delay almost

cobalt wyvern
#

No >:(

woven marsh
#

Oh fuck that was painful

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SFzhdoiDSJfishfd

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FUCK

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how many times did it send Omegalilwoo

leaden arrow
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eeeeyy, mein Youtube is back!

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now I can commit galactical genocide in stellaris with Evangelion's OP is playing in the background

jagged tendon
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Get tf out of here SLC

woven marsh
#

SLC is here forever now

fossil cape
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My old laptop mixed with my router having a stroke usually allowed me to have a ton of buffered messages PortDoll

woven marsh
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It's not like I can stop it

woven marsh
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I have buffered probably 20 times

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so there's gonna be 20 SLC here

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eventually

arctic hawk
#

3 years from now, Salt Lake City will still randomly pop up on this channel.

fossil cape
#

Breaking the "u typing too fast" thing

arctic hawk
#

Attempt #2

leaden arrow
jagged tendon
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Thats a lot of salt

woven marsh
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Cursed salt

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I fucking swear

jagged tendon
fossil cape
#

It's begun

woven marsh
#

Discord is alive

arctic hawk
#

Attempt #3

woven marsh
#

Now this will keep happening

jagged tendon
#

attack of the 100 buffered ships

woven marsh
fossil cape
woven marsh
#

NUUUUU

kind heart
woven marsh
#

How do I stop it

arctic hawk
jagged tendon
leaden arrow
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lmao

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@woven marsh shut discord on your machine

jagged tendon
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Not mine too Omegalilwoo

leaden arrow
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force it to die

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then open again

woven marsh
#

I killed it on my phone where I sent it

leaden arrow
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it will cancel all buffered messages

woven marsh
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It's literally buffering on the server now

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

fossil cape
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Idk, kill app, cut connection

leaden arrow
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JUST RESTART THE MACHINEEEEEE

woven marsh
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I did

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phone is kil

leaden arrow
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kill the app, yeah

woven marsh
kind heart
leaden arrow
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lol, is your machine sentient ?

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LMAO

woven marsh
jagged tendon
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I love and hate this

woven marsh
#

Stop please

leaden arrow
woven marsh
leaden arrow
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this is honestly funny EntyLUL

woven marsh
#

At least we can see the progress of servers reviving

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the more SLC the better the ssrver

kind heart
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I'm dying from laughter here Omegalilwoo Omegalilwoo

woven marsh
jagged tendon
#

SLC scale

woven marsh
#

This face is gonna haunt me now

leaden arrow
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Salt Lake's stare becoming more and more menacing each time Omegalilwoo

woven marsh
#

I know Omegalilwoo Omegalilwoo Omegalilwoo

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I think it stopped

leaden arrow
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She's like
"You can't escape me anymore now OwariWOKE "

woven marsh
#

We survived SLC

arctic hawk
#

:kek

woven marsh
jagged tendon
woven marsh
kind heart
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Goddamit that SLC looks haunting

woven marsh
#

Is that it?

kind heart
woven marsh
#

I think that’s it

#

We are safe

arctic hawk
#

Wanna keep it going?

woven marsh
#

I killed my phone and my pc

leaden arrow
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@woven marsh LMAO, your recent dozens of pictures sent are SLC

woven marsh
#

Shouldn’t be a problem anymore

leaden arrow
arctic hawk
woven marsh
arctic hawk
#

'Ey, it me!

leaden arrow
#

all of your recent images......dear god

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all SLC

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once this is over, imma count all of them

kind heart
hasty kiln
#

dor

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its working now PortDoll

woven marsh
jagged tendon
#

Lmao

kind heart
#

Lol

hasty kiln
leaden arrow
#

I am dying of laughter here Omegalilwoo

arctic hawk
#

No escape.

woven marsh
jagged tendon
#

Full month of slc

leaden arrow
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SLC will haunt you forever now Omegalilwoo

arctic hawk
#

3 years later: Yo, what's with that SLC image?

woven marsh
leaden arrow
kind heart
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I think kroto is gone, it's just his discord now AkagiLUL

arctic hawk
#

I am very tempted to keep up the tradition.

cobalt wyvern
fossil cape
#

Inb4 discord dies of an overflow of slc

cobalt wyvern
#

There now I'm doing this too

leaden arrow
cobalt wyvern
#

It's happening

arctic hawk
#

Here's hoping mine works.

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Eventually.

cobalt wyvern
#

Is it spam if you don't control it?

jagged tendon
#

Nah

#

Discord's fault for that one

arctic hawk
#

I was trying to say "On this day, a new tradition is born on Lexington-General" + that image

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Dunno if it'll actually appear.

kind heart
#

Let's ask Red man to pin that image AkagiLUL

jagged tendon
#

Lmao just realized Miko has been streaming, first Polka and now her

arctic hawk
#

POL

cobalt wyvern
#

Who?

cobalt wyvern
#

Answer my question Emperor Nero

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Oh damn

leaden arrow
#

ficc