#lexington-general
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bro i had 80 during the event



@versed terrace notable event ships I missed since starting to play AL:
every Microlayer Medley ship except Reno
Amagi
Jean Bart
Le Malin
Algerie
the new u-boat from the Scherzo rerun
Shinaners
yea.
because she's a p popular ship

me going into the Iris of Light and Dark archive rate up in 2021 with 500 cubes be like
JEAN BART, I'VE COME TO BARGAIN

bruh i wish
i just don't conserve cubes
rn i'm sitting at around 205
i wonder what the next event will be
my goal for Christmas was 350 cubes
nice
seems like I'll exceed that
Had to get
by pity 
at this rate
you'll get there
my summary of that cube slaughter was
- Like 6 Suzutsuki
- Lots of Kashino, Chiyoda and Chitose
- Tons of Kent
- Several Enty
- 1 Shangri-La
- 2 Essex
- 2 Taihou
- 1 Centaur
- 1 Akashi
included kent
HEY SHIKIKAN
HEY SHITCAN

reject the Shinaners Disaster
bro i just get so many 10 rolls with just rares
embrace the Shangrivolution
At least not like in MM, Marblehead was the last i got
are we the orcs?
cause that would be very accurate
oh lol
yea lmao
literally
entered scherzo with 150 cubes
left with 80 had a low of 8 cubes
entered shinano with 80
left with 20
low of 0
and we're back to 200
Aurora Noctis was my Helm's Deep (entered it dooming and anxious and left victorious)
and Dreamwaker Butterfly was my Pelennor Fields (entered it confident and left it dead)
lol
Nagisa took me almost 300 cubes

left event with 60 cubes remaining
I spent a total of 30 cubes
i got all of them within 80
during the collab
started the collab with 240
But haven't touched my trade license/other cube mails since the end of shinano event 
wasn't the shinano cube mail supposed to expire?
one of the exceptions
started the collab with 270, left with 310
my current mail stock
a;sldfkjasdkfjhaslkdjfhasldfkjahskdfjashkdfjhas
Morning

gimme those 97 cubes
how do you have more coins than oil?
and cube count

I usually claim the compensation mails and grind stages until my oil is dead, 10h commissions or buy curry by hundreds
me spending cubes during the collab

me clearing SP4 during the collab

I killed Nyotengu more times than I killed Hiryu probably




im guessing its 11:41?
rateup is a lie, it always is, why do I even believe it for a bit...........



Officer Edwards, reporting!
Okay can anyone explain why room 3 is always filled with Russians?

and room 4 is full with Indo ppl 
Sometimes
last time i checked rm1 it was casual people
I reside in rm2 and rm1 (sometimes)
Not always
I remember when Venus event dropped rooms 1-5 was packed, and I was thrown in 6
i never ever talk in those room's

LexGAAAAAAAAAAAAANG
LEXGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGGGG
then MM thing, once i landed in rm15
MM?
Microlayer Medley
When was that?
Q1 this year
February this year, if I am not mistaken
Sandy and Avrora were down for the first ~3 days of the event
Also why does it feel like Zuik’s build rate is like 20%?
Washi was lucky too
Then that lead to Amagi being opened up
it was funny tho
seeing those people going insane
even gen gets muted for like......30 mins ?


Also when everything started getting shut down by the 'rona
Varia the Red has told us in confidence that we are the most superior server
never seen such a fustercluck in a gacha game before lol
yes, Varia is a good red man

Skins mostly aimed at the Olympics at almost the moment they were postponed
senpoo having a casual sip
What was that dream about?
What shipgirl?
Who dat
FUCK!
You met Erich Raeder?!
Niiiiiiiiiiice
I mean he was a Nazi
but you met a Grand Admiral
In a Dream
Lol
HES BEEN DEAD FOR DECADES
he died in 1960\
My mother was born in 69
He told me that "The Empire relies on you, Großadmiral"

wat
I keep on meeting these figures everyday, and I don't know why
last time, it was Heinz Guderian
Time to start another NSPDA
these dreams are getting weirder 
Next time you’ll have Richthofen at your door saying become a pilot
NSDPA
Ya you right
no its actually NSDAP
wolfenstein 3: Detroit

uuhh........so I heard something weird

idk what my little brother is watching, but I've just heard a loud "ONIII-CHAAN" right outside my room

i want hugs
wtf
Anyone know any good Deutschland comics/mangas?
Any
go eat
i want to eat u
This channel based
douzo


Saratoga better than Lexington anyday of the week
Girl wouldn't drop for me on 6-4

this is #lexington-general secretly #saratoga-general

Yes

Sara is a good girl
Sara is best girl
Lexi is a hard to get girl


My Sara is named, Lil Witch Sara

And is apart of my 120 gang
Her retro skin makes me want to watch Little Witch Academia
Let’s be honest, she deserve an oath skin
She really does
Saint Louis will be complete when somehow she gets an oath skin
But her artist is wonky
Yeah it’s probably gonna be awhile or not happening
Yeah
@dapper plank 🍪
eh?

Operation Siren
No way
the content for people who tryhard azur lane
okay degenerate
actually I only have 2.5 fleets' worth
seethe, fleetlet
OKAY DEGENERATE



POG
lol
OPsiren needs Torpedo bombing ships
All I have is AoE ships

Guys, I’m finally a boomer

is it worth wasting my oil for onion sub
she's cute but 60 sorties might take some time for me
If you want her sure
You have time on your side for now
When Bisko's blindness gets her 
That Van is going to crash into a wall

16:48
02:49

so im chilling here by listening to sum eurobeat
wat stuff ?
idk
she needs help ?
I like watching people, monitoring their every move...........
and what about you ? not sleeping ?
ofc, it's my habit
it tickles my fancy, watching........lurking.....observing.....
fuk my eyes are schleepy
idfk
Shoot to sleep 
I fucking hate portuguese yt ads, one was a woman whispering on close shot (not fucking creepy at all) and the other, as we like to say, has a mouth full of shit and cant understand anything 
Both for the same thing too
How is that different from ads in general
ads are crap, most of them anyway
The creepiest ads so far are perfume ads
Like
They make no sense
And then at the last second it shows a parfume name
The whole ad was like a weird movie trailer
At least the normal ones are just cringe or a bad powerpoint presentation
Unrelated
yep
Used to be Howe and Richy T0 and all TB CVs were higher
it's honestly surprising how shitty dubs can be
and those stoopid background musics, god........
Tbh everytime I have to watch TV or ads I would rather just blow my ears off
YT Channel ads though, they are pretty good
At least it’s not raid shadow legends the best mmorpg on mobile now free if you use my code bonksenpai you’ll get some stuff and lock boxes
some nice cover songs and such
Raid is taking a toll on my mind
I just want to cleanse it 
It has become a meme in of itself
Thats the only thing they managed to do
It’s basically like TheLegend27
But that one was at least slightly funny
Cos of cringe
Hadnt heard TheLegend27 in quite a few years
It’s not a story a Raid player will tell you
Those exist?
you know what, ever since I liked this ad, the ads that I've gotten are of the same kind lol. No need to watch more of those cringey ads 
https://youtu.be/7gy09Y2uXeg
逃げちゃダメだ
⋈・。・。⋈・。・。⋈・。・。⋈・。・。⋈・。・。⋈・。・。⋈・。・。⋈・。・。⋈
Original:残酷な天使のテーゼ / 高橋洋子
作詞:及川 眠子
作曲:佐藤 英敏
REC:YAB Studio( https://twitter.com/omganl )
MIX ASSISTANT:小鳥遊あいり( https://twitter.com/airi_takanashi9 )
Illust:バチ子 ( https://twitter.com/bati155 )
Track:生音風カラオケ屋 ( https://www.youtube.com/user/BUMPsan/ )
幽ヶ...
Time to close and open the video again
if the ads are musical ads like what I've sent here, then sure 
no more raid ads ples
I am sick of it
At least some people make original sponsorship skits
what ? that channel ad ?

Linus sponsorships be like
LMAO
Raid succ a schlong
drops something
SoG makes the smoothest promotion of gfuel
Normal talks, puts the sponsor and continues like nothing ever happened
Some creators get away with starting their video with a single line
“This video is sponsored by X”
And that’s it
No idea what the criteria is
hahaha
Leave the promotion for the end (cause nobody actually watches the outros)
Phil Swift here
"For this sponsorship, I am going to chainsaw this earbuds in half!"
he did just that, lol
GrayStillPlays ?

He does still play
i still cant schleep after laying down on my futon
Wait

Was flex tape the one where he glues himself to a plane wing?
Who... tf..
Josh as well
certified Masochists, all of them
Today we are going to do something different

We are going to play Azur Lane
But
We will make the cringiest fleets possible
Too bad AL has no customization
If they could customize SKK. Oh god
Oh
I’ve recently been binge watching bigmooney play hitman 2

Wait a min... arent there other ways to make me schleep?
have you ever heard about......uug......no
it's too lood



If any of my kouhai is horni they
me

Just beat it!
Detective Diaries #2
https://youtu.be/rDswj3YxJEI
Hololive English
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCotXwY6s8pWmuWd_snKYjhg
Watson Amelia
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyl1z3jo3XHR1riLFKG5UAg
Takanashi Kiara
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHsx4Hqa-1ORjQTh9TYDhww
Ninomae Ina'nis
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMwGHR0BTZu...

I might’ve became horni for a sec...
@dapper plank since you asked, here
https://youtu.be/IKu04TcCz6g
enjoy the greatest sponsorship executor of all

u did......didn't you ?
Just realised Odin is also great for leveling mains
Because she doesn’t take the flag spot but takes a lot of flag damage
Like, she’s a perfect ship for carrying low level fleets I swear

it's nearing the end of the year, and I am all alone with nothing elso to do other than living

well this sucks, how about you people ?
holiday ? maybe ? vacation ? nuclear bunker ?
Im still wanting to get top 400k in osu
Same, home all year and the closest chance to go out of town even for a couple hours got fucked up 
damn........just home eh
||I need an ass pillow||
because my......uuh.....rear, is hurting

Well theres always one thing to do 
Hmm
Ugh im watching too much AoT
You answer then 

Imagine waking up at 12 PM and having to scroll through almost 600 messages to find 2 troll mentions.
Beneath his mountain to gold
Enjoyed it?
If only that search option up there would actually work.
There is tho
hope he didn't fall to his gold saccs
since no one mentions me, and I suppress a here and everyone's mention
About as much as I enjoyed coughing for 12 hours straight 3 months ago.
yeah, except that 
@leaden arrow

Make it a christmas miracle. @leaden arrow until he gets top mentions.
You do know that theres a mentions button right?
send in the space armada
It’s not search
It sends me to other Neros.

Anyway, imagine they’ll let us use a friend’s ship for something
Like in AK for example
I’d be taking request for Holosimp ships 
Is it my connection or yt is having a stroke again?
I'd be taking request for Honoka 
Yeah
Implacable got free solo warrior. At the of the battle 2 ships died, Implacable was the last ship in our team and we win the battle because our team had more points

Nerf CV 
Y2K but 2020
plsno
171k damge
I can barely take the stupidity of this Y2K aftermath, I don't think I can take anymore.
I can't send pics 
Me neither.
||Nothing of value was lost.||
AAAAA
But I want to send cursed Salt Lake City
I NEED MY WEEB MUSICS
laughs in Winamp playlists
Apparently its every google service, guess they forgot to pay the rent
laughs in physical music player


higher king of the sky
Since y'all like St. Louis for some reason https://www.instagram.com/p/CIvp_83hX1d/
I like Saint Louis not St Louis
December 2020: the time the internet died
Even downdetector is dying
Good, fuck'em.
Ironic
Seems peeps have had enough of Google's shit(ads).
This downtime is sponsored by RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS

lol
Youtube is dead
Google is dead
Thanks for the chckle.
All of it
Nooooooo
Thanks to Russian hackers
is it* 
VK works fine 
Aint it
ain't it not*
Double negative.
There is no rule against double negatives in English 
I know what i said and i aint changing it
"Not so online now, isn't it" doesn't sound right. It's a double negative.
It's basically "Online now, is it"
sarcasm
Internet having a stroke 
Google*
2kool4skool
Only Google seems to have issues. Everything else is fine.
They went to goolag
Google comes back online with one simple message "What have we learned, Google?"
googlag
Didnt sound right
Quietly laughs in DuckDuckGo
DuckDuckGoogle
that one time you have to use bing
How to deal with depression:
Google: Search professional help
Bing: 
Good for them, they're still a woke piece of trash 
The only good woke is


That's also kinda woke 
Also 
AL discord is pretty woke
I just now witnessed the besto WoWSL player, the mans took a torpedo to save me
Total madlad
Teamwork in a war game, impossible
"Shift mate: ooooh, google android isn't working, that's why I'm getting alerts
Me, after checking downdetector: all google services are down, and some other things that aren't google, probably a global isp problem
Shift mate: yeah, I can see, google android isn't working
2 seconds later: wtf youtube is down, too?
Me: yes, ALL google services
Shift mate: youtube isn't google "
The things a friend of mine has to deal with.
ah yes, I've seen and done that too. Brother, we must stay together !
Was his name Sakio Komatsu?
Shima project quietly teases Dork coming
The reports are going down
Tho, am happy a dude took a torp for me
Slightly
Yeah yt is back
Return to Monke cancelled?
Not for me it isn't.
Kinda
iStill got monke
it went from like 9 to 5 then to 2890 
Its half working
wtf lmao
downdetector shows reports decreasing
Advent Calendar making people do weird stuff 

Evolution to back
I wish Zoom went down 
I am a DD main therefore I must die in the first 2 minutes of the game
Secondary challenge: Tons of biscuits out, or Nassau in low tiers
Ramming: well...
Wth
Ok, my JewTube's back as well.
yt back alive again, no monke ?
nuuuuuu
there
Mine died again
I mean, it sort of works
Looks like a derp akashi
I mean, it sort of works
Lmao check the ping on #bot-spam 
I mean, it sort of works
Nero having the same issue
'Least it sent, I guess.
monk
OH FFS
I did a lot

I feel like it buffered somewhere and will continue spamming till it's dead
Blessed Salt Lake City.
Yo, the fuck is happening? 
Is discord dying again?
The entirety of google is dying
did Discord dying
Is the new navigation thing just gonna be the tech tree thing?
Cappu braincells dying
oHey, Snailman
Morning
Ido pls pay money to fix interent
YT be like
"Should I load ? naahh mate, just let me load halfway and tease"
No >:(
eeeeyy, mein Youtube is back!
now I can commit galactical genocide in stellaris with Evangelion's OP is playing in the background

Get tf out of here SLC
SLC is here forever now
My old laptop mixed with my router having a stroke usually allowed me to have a ton of buffered messages 
It's not like I can stop it
3 years from now, Salt Lake City will still randomly pop up on this channel.
Breaking the "u typing too fast" thing
Attempt #2
Thats a lot of salt

It's begun
Attempt #3
Now this will keep happening
attack of the 100 buffered ships

NUUUUU



How do I stop it
Meant to send it earlier but the mention search works fine aswell Nero
Not mine too 
it will cancel all buffered messages
Idk, kill app, cut connection
JUST RESTART THE MACHINEEEEEE
kill the app, yeah


I love and hate this

this is honestly funny 
At least we can see the progress of servers reviving
the more SLC the better the ssrver
I'm dying from laughter here

SLC scale
This face is gonna haunt me now

Salt Lake's stare becoming more and more menacing each time 
She's like
"You can't escape me anymore now
"
We survived SLC



Goddamit that SLC looks haunting
Is that it?

Wanna keep it going?
I killed my phone and my pc
@woven marsh LMAO, your recent dozens of pictures sent are SLC

Seems to work now.

all of your recent images......dear god
all SLC
once this is over, imma count all of them
LMAO, it's all SLC




Lmao
Lol

I am dying of laughter here 
No escape.
Full month of slc
SLC will haunt you forever now 
3 years later: Yo, what's with that SLC image?
they'll be so confused lol
I think kroto is gone, it's just his discord now 
I am very tempted to keep up the tradition.
Inb4 discord dies of an overflow of slc
There now I'm doing this too

Is it spam if you don't control it?
I was trying to say "On this day, a new tradition is born on Lexington-General" + that image
Dunno if it'll actually appear.
Let's ask Red man to pin that image 
Lmao just realized Miko has been streaming, first Polka and now her
POL
Who?
ficc















