lexington-general

[neat flicker]

Swiftsure doesn't have too, but sitting in T1

[woven marsh]

London doesn’t have MGM + 1

She has «Laffey as a secondary + 1»

[jagged tendon]

Warspite with mold breaker

[frail bone]

Deutschland class also dont have MGM +1

[brisk plaza]

How is north carolina

[leaden arrow]

AA go brrr

[leaden arrow]

But she's a glass tank xd

Why does everyone forget about the absurd efficiency

[jagged tendon]

Already asked earlier

[woven marsh]

NoCal bunny suit when

[jagged tendon]

bunny suit skin

Pls yostar

[brisk plaza]

@jagged tendon was in class

[leaden arrow]

Washington bunny suit when

[neat flicker]

Сal...ай андерстенд

[woven marsh]

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

So

I have invited both a smartass Russian that’s not from Lexington and a 🅱️razilian from the guild to #lexington-general

This place is Enlightened now

[neat flicker]

That's better

[woven marsh]

Peak bloody Azur Lane

[neat flicker]

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

'Ey, Kroto, got a minute?

[jagged tendon]

Russo Brazilian channel

[arctic hawk]

I wish to know what to equip on London.

[woven marsh]

Da

[leaden arrow]

Cursed channel

[woven marsh]

Guns

[arctic hawk]

Understandable, have a nice day.

[neat flicker]

Pizda

[dapper plank]

Ohayougozaimasu

[arctic hawk]

Cheers.

[arctic hawk]

Hai, lasa.

[neat flicker]

Not accurate

[woven marsh]

I had a team emblem and a 105mm AA gun

Cos I don’t have free 113mm and Rudders

[neat flicker]

Pathetic

[arctic hawk]

tfw no more gold roombas

[woven marsh]

Don’t you dare

[neat flicker]

Why not?

[jagged tendon]

Wait murica has northampton and britain has southampton

Only noticed now

[arctic hawk]

Got a spare 105mm and a quad 40mm bofors, though.

[woven marsh]

Where’s Easthampton and Westhampton

[leaden arrow]

Northeasthampton when

[woven marsh]

Where’s South Carolina

[neat flicker]

Where's Short Island?

[leaden arrow]

Where's north dakota

where's texas

[brisk plaza]

@woven marsh is gear proper for honoka ?

[woven marsh]

[neat flicker]

[leaden arrow]

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

You don’t even have enough gear to have a choice

[neat flicker]

SG?

[jagged tendon]

Where's Scharnhest

[arctic hawk]

Best I can do for now.
Should I put a purple roomba in there, or keep the quad Bofors?

[woven marsh]

The question is

Where are you going to use her

If your fleets are full

[arctic hawk]

Fleet
numba
T H R E E

[woven marsh]

Why

[arctic hawk]

Why not.

[neat flicker]

Why...yes

[jagged tendon]

Preparing for op siren

[arctic hawk]

Also, because I still want to get Cheshire.

[kind heart]

yo why is there an equipment wall?

[woven marsh]

[neat flicker]

Numba four, numba five...FREEEEAKING...Ahem

[woven marsh]

Freaking HOOOOOOOD

[brisk plaza]

I don't know what to create

[woven marsh]

[kind heart]

Farm at 4-2 for some good vanguard guns

[neat flicker]

[woven marsh]

Don’t make me get the gunsex

[woven marsh]

Fuck

[leaden arrow]

[arctic hawk]

So, purple roomba or quad bofors?

[neat flicker]

[woven marsh]

Don’t you have like spare 105mm?

I’ve seen you have plenty

[arctic hawk]

Sigh.

yes, a +10 one.

[woven marsh]

Imagine not having STAAG on every ship

[neat flicker]

If it's not a 13 world, it doesn't matter what you choose

[frail bone]

me

[arctic hawk]

Imagine not having Honoka.

[frail bone]

[kind heart]

These are the good guns in 4-2 to get you started @brisk plaza

[woven marsh]

Just using the quad

Gives you more AA

[neat flicker]

Twin 203mm

[woven marsh]

There’s no airplanes in 10-11

Is purple twin 203 HE?

[frail bone]

yeah

HE

[neat flicker]

Yes, it is

[kind heart]

Atago gun

[blissful pulsar]

hmmm

[woven marsh]

Haven’t seen this guy in a while

[kind heart]

[jagged tendon]

[blissful pulsar]

[woven marsh]

Dog

[arctic hawk]

Dawg

[jagged tendon]

Doog

[brisk plaza]

Let's hope RNG gods give me the item I need

[frail bone]

[arctic hawk]

DOOG Eternal

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

Quality monke conversation

[kind heart]

/manofculture

[leaden arrow]

https://i.imgur.com/RYWYFI4.png

[neat flicker]

[arctic hawk]

Korone best doog

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Ye, I have that image

[jagged tendon]

Prefer this one

[arctic hawk]

[neat flicker]

Bruh

[kind heart]

that main gun

[woven marsh]

I prefer this one

[arctic hawk]

Arsonist britbong.

[neat flicker]

Kroto, that's more better

[frail bone]

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

Did she find a new braincell

[arctic hawk]

more better

She found somethin'

[woven marsh]

Is this a PADORU

[neat flicker]

Stop

[arctic hawk]

Problem?

[woven marsh]

Yes

[frail bone]

u know whats the best gun?

[neat flicker]

No padoru in this chat

[woven marsh]

[neat flicker]

[woven marsh]

Delet

[jagged tendon]

Pain

[kind heart]

[jagged tendon]

[frail bone]

question

[woven marsh]

Answer

[frail bone]

can champog walk?

[jagged tendon]

Each message kills one braincell

[woven marsh]

She walks on her hands

[jagged tendon]

Mugshot 2.0

[woven marsh]

We are in the negatives

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/785583889711497247/image0.gif

[neat flicker]

Time to degenerate

[woven marsh]

Botak Lane

[leaden arrow]

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

I don't like where this is going

[kind heart]

Ark is a caring gal

[woven marsh]

Where’s UniSmug

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

Yes

[woven marsh]

Cute but still a PADORU

[jagged tendon]

Rabbit stew

[woven marsh]

Anyone got brain cells left?

[woven marsh]

а

[jagged tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/what-kinda-stupid-are-you-gawr-gura-hololive-gif-19443391

[woven marsh]

Thank fuck another one of those is done

[arctic hawk]

Now get'er to 120.

[frail bone]

[arctic hawk]

[jagged tendon]

🦶e

[woven marsh]

Feet

[frail bone]

[woven marsh]

I’m not a feet man

[jagged tendon]

Wait

[jagged tendon]

Arent hamsters-

[woven marsh]

Oh

[brisk plaza]

@arctic hawk she better put some work in

[arctic hawk]

She's a DD in disguise.

With CVL survivability.

[kind heart]

She puts in work after retrofit, before that she's meh

[arctic hawk]

[jagged tendon]

They're already in land

[brisk plaza]

Well laffey first I suppose

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

Strap Laffey to a CA hull and you get London

[arctic hawk]

muffled Primo Victoria in the distance

[kind heart]

"strap Laffey" sounds wrong

[woven marsh]

[kind heart]

[woven marsh]

@kind heart

[kind heart]

[frail bone]

*strip

[woven marsh]

Lood the Bunny and you get

[jagged tendon]

[frail bone]

[jagged tendon]

Only stew not lood

[arctic hawk]

No lood bunny.

[frail bone]

i coundt resist sorry

[woven marsh]

Snitches get stitchers
Looders get....

ugh

[arctic hawk]

Hooters?

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

Butt srs, no lewd Laffey.

[woven marsh]

No lood lolis

[dapper plank]

Yes lood lolis

[woven marsh]

[dapper plank]

Ah shit

[jagged tendon]

"Ya beat the loli then ya yeet the loli"

[woven marsh]

[kind heart]

We need jack in here to control the horni

[jagged tendon]

Its backwards but whatever

[woven marsh]

I need Jack

[ripe aspen]

[woven marsh]

Where's my Deputy

[ripe aspen]

wait

you were lewding l o l i s

[neat flicker]

Lood Kroto

[woven marsh]

[jagged tendon]

Plagued crums

[jagged tendon]

coco and haachama enter holoEN
HoloEN: The spy is in the base

[hazy kayak]

What do you guys think of Dido muse's viability

[jagged tendon]

Havent tried her

[hazy kayak]

I'm gonna user her to clear this minievent

[arctic hawk]

#461381136661217283 message

[hazy kayak]

although she's only at LB1

@woven marsh rate muse dido

[versed terrace]

pog

[arctic hawk]

Don't pog me, I hate that thing.

[versed terrace]

https://twitter.com/AzurLane_EN/status/1337426928240893952

Azur Lane Official (@AzurLane_EN)

Dear Commander,

Characters from "The War God's Return" event, such as Mikasa and Hiei, will be rate-up in Heavy Construction Pool after the upcoming maintenance for a limited time. Then they will be added into the construction pool permanently.

Stay Tuned!

#AzurLane #Yostar

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this is more pog

mikasa rerun

[arctic hawk]

Ye, saw.

[hazy kayak]

I wanna f*ck the granny

[versed terrace]

couldn't get her last time

[hazy kayak]

She is just an inferior Nagato

[frail bone]

uhhh

[jagged tendon]

It aint a rerun tho

[hazy kayak]

but way hotter

[frail bone]

any news about Ashen?

[versed terrace]

it is

its just that they're adding it permanently

like divergent

[jagged tendon]

They didnt say it will be in archives tho

[versed terrace]

the ships

in build pool

yes

[hazy kayak]

They'll probably mention the event itself later

[jagged tendon]

The ships aint the whole event

[versed terrace]

stages no

wdym

it the reason why you grind the stages lol

[hazy kayak]

either way

[jagged tendon]

That doesnt nullify my statement

[hazy kayak]

it's only Cutscenes and the Z Flag

[versed terrace]

got both so idc

[jagged tendon]

I want Ze flag

[hazy kayak]

man, I just remembered Mikasa has an oath skin

[versed terrace]

just couldn't get mikasa

[hazy kayak]

because they did the show

shit I wanna run like

[frail bone]

Mainz finally lvl 120

[hazy kayak]

Mikasa / Kii / something

[versed terrace]

congrats

[hazy kayak]

Nice Mainz

what dev level tho

[frail bone]

almost 29

[hazy kayak]

also you should give her evasion aux

[kind heart]

She's great.
I don't like her half baked skill barrage when she's alone, it's not a big deal tho since her All out Assault is very powerful

[frail bone]

shes not maintanking

for that

[hazy kayak]

Mainz has the highest HP of all CL, even more than Seattle

[frail bone]

Roon is

[hazy kayak]

that's what I mean

so ideally rudder > toolbox

[kind heart]

Every cruiser wants rudder

[frail bone]

well ngl i will give her a PR AA radar when i get one

i still have PTSD

of my backline getting killed by a swarm

of planes

[versed terrace]

[frail bone]

Room

[hazy kayak]

If you're a research aficionado, PR air radars should be plentiful

[frail bone]

i only have 2 so far

[woven marsh]

Odin is fair and balanced

She is gonna be a perfect ship to help level trash ships

even after she's 120

[visual mountain]

150 when

[woven marsh]

pls no

[frail bone]

leveling ships to 120 is already hard enough

[ripe aspen]

random question, Do you all play the game for the meta or just having fun?

[frail bone]

having fun building my own fleets mostly

[jagged tendon]

Fun

[woven marsh]

yes

[brisk plaza]

Me still confused as I play a lot of games and trying a good fleet in order the current is lacking a strong cv

[arctic hawk]

Fun

[frail bone]

people who play mobile games for meta are worse than no lifers

[jagged tendon]

are selecting by a voting
Ah yes when you rank stuff but cant even english

[woven marsh]

Trashlators

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

People wasting so many cubes on Special pool

[jagged tendon]

Why

[woven marsh]

They won't have enough for event

[frail bone]

GPH going boom

people talking about tripple 283mm for BBs

[woven marsh]

Isn't that the one that is basically the same Spee/Deutchland equip

but BB

[frail bone]

yes

the BB one

[woven marsh]

Like, it's the fastest reloading gun in the game but

why

[frail bone]

tbf i would only use it on Arizona

[woven marsh]

I have spare Hoodguns for this

God Odin is so good

[frail bone]

for a extremely fast salvo focused build

ofc

[woven marsh]

god odin

The floor is made out of floor

[jagged tendon]

Odin is 3 in 1

[frail bone]

shells are made of explosives

[woven marsh]

I mean at level 80 she outdamages my level 118 arizona and 117 Isuzu

[jagged tendon]

Odin by name, Thor with the chibi hammer and Loki with the rigging swords

[woven marsh]

And nobody dies

cos she fucking destroys shit

[frail bone]

well its not too hard to outdamage Arizona

[woven marsh]

Odin by name and spear

she has the Gungnir

[jagged tendon]

That too

[woven marsh]

it's also a 30 level difference mate

Odin is 4-6 levels below the mobs

Her main guns don't do damage

Her secondary doesn't give a shit

[jagged tendon]

Normal KMS
PR KMS

[frail bone]

the thing that makes Odin good is her timed barrage

[woven marsh]

KMS has both the worst and the best ships in the game

[jagged tendon]

Ikr

[frail bone]

only PR

[woven marsh]

This is like not even the second thing that makes her good

she has 2 freaking secondaries

One that shoots in a belgun pattern and another that shoots in a Tabasco pattern

and that shit has ridiculous modifiers

[frail bone]

and can hit mobs

i know

[woven marsh]

So the barrage is like at number 4 already XD

Broken is broken mate

[frail bone]

shes a mini FDG

[woven marsh]

Just realised I have been doing SP3 for some reason again

Muscle memory

[frail bone]

im just bored

cant get Mainz BPs for shit

[woven marsh]

I am not getting BPs as of recent

as I am not spending gold

[frail bone]

and people still criticize that guy who made a suggestion about current PR system

the RNG is cancer

it has been months

Mainz and Odin both lvl 120

still not dev 30

[jagged tendon]

The "suggestion for pr catch up" one?

[frail bone]

#game-feedback message

[woven marsh]

I think this suggestion is, in fact, dumb

PRs shouldn't be something easy anyway

they're endgame content that we are cheesing really hard

And plus, Dev 30 isn't THAT hard

I have a Dev27 Gascogne and I haven't even used her yet

It's supposed to be endgame cos at that point you can easily spend coins and sometimes cubes on that

Plus events give prints

[jagged tendon]

provides the strongest characters in the game
Who uses FdG in every single battle that isnt a whale?

[woven marsh]

Someone who really likes FdG?

[jagged tendon]

Yeah they're good but besides op siren nobody is going to use them all the time cause they're expensive to run aswell

Also Izumo

[woven marsh]

Also tweak the research PR focus into a ship girl focus where a face research about her is guarantee to appear when refreshing daily/after completing a research

This one is just dumb

You have one daily refresh

and you have hourly researches

they are the resets

[jagged tendon]

That i agree

[woven marsh]

Azur Lane is one of the most casual games I have played

And you can't even properly whale in this game

[frail bone]

i agree with the non RNG research thing

[woven marsh]

Like, the only non skin purchases are trade license

[jagged tendon]

Whale for tiddies

[frail bone]

the rest idc

[woven marsh]

Buying oil is expensive

but even then you still need to play

Like, I can name people who are literally botting in this game

Also it's a gacha game, it's supposed to be RNG

[frail bone]

last search on YT

[cobalt wyvern]

meesa back

[frail bone]

Azur Lane hack free 2020

[woven marsh]

[frail bone]

[jagged tendon]

You know whats sad?

[cobalt wyvern]

no

[woven marsh]

Oh yeah, those hacks get banned fast

And then their names are put on Trashcans

[cobalt wyvern]

azur lane infinite skins infinite gems unlimited coins infinite oil free 2020 works 100%

not scam

[jagged tendon]

I cant play al while on split screen without draining battery

It legit drains more than charges

[woven marsh]

I take it back

One thing you can totally whale for

that gives you an advantage

a fooking gaming PC

[jagged tendon]

How

[frail bone]

cyberpunk 2077

[cobalt wyvern]

AL is a PC game

cmm

[woven marsh]

You wouldn't believe me, but the performance of your device affects how the battles play out

[jagged tendon]

Oh half read that

[woven marsh]

All those tiny lags cos you

[jagged tendon]

Well yeah, thought it was common sense

[woven marsh]

Even on auto

[woven marsh]

If it were common sense people would stop telling everyone to make auto only fleets

[frail bone]

even with Bluestacks my AL lags sometimes

[jagged tendon]

Gph doesnt have common sense tho

[woven marsh]

My phone is more powerful than my laptop

[jagged tendon]

Who here says that

[woven marsh]

The moment I switched, half the things became easier

Also, is bullying Gridley okay?

[jagged tendon]

Is she uss?

[woven marsh]

She's a Saratoga Stalker

[jagged tendon]

Then yes

[woven marsh]

The one who takes pics of her everywhere

[jagged tendon]

Bully uss

[cobalt wyvern]

bulli

I never let my ships get sad

[woven marsh]

I only got negative affinity once

when my friend didn't play the little renown event

and I had to farm her in literal hours

and she gave double points

[cobalt wyvern]

ah the little renown event

nostalgia

when my account was like level 30

before the dark times

before the French events

[woven marsh]

The weird thing is seeing some big guys that were like level 100 when I was like 80-90

And now they're level 103-105

And I am 110

[cobalt wyvern]

well someone who introduced me to AL was like level 97 when I started playing in April

now they're level 100

[woven marsh]

I outleveled both the one who invited me

and the guy who started a few months earlier and were flexing that I haven't cleared W13

[cobalt wyvern]

I outlevel my friend who invited me by like 6-7 levels @woven marsh

[woven marsh]

He was waiting for safe to 3 star W13

[cobalt wyvern]

at least when I last checked

[woven marsh]

I didn't

[cobalt wyvern]

we're not in the same server

so I can't really keep track without asking him

[woven marsh]

You Outcoined literally everyone

[cobalt wyvern]

I'm outcoining everyone I know except one user

but he's not on Lexington

so nobody's rich but meee

[woven marsh]

is there a coin hardcap?

Wonder if someone like Whitecrow and Jan just have like millions

[cobalt wyvern]

he has like 540k

so it's probably higher than that

tbf I don't give a crap about them

I'm not trying to be the best in world

I just wanna be the best in my social circle

[woven marsh]

My biggest issue is that I am like hypercompetitive

and if anyone is better than me at anything I get pissed off

[cobalt wyvern]

what's the point of being better than Whitecrow if you can't flex it in front of Whitecrow

[woven marsh]

I live on hatred

[verbal talon]

im better at being named edwards, kroto

[woven marsh]

Like, literally the Doomslayer of AL

[cobalt wyvern]

it happens @woven marsh

I mean I said it before

I usually play to win

[woven marsh]

how do you know this is my real name tho

Also Jack, I needed you as my Deputy

[cobalt wyvern]

Ido is my real name too

[woven marsh]

Where were you when I needed you most

[verbal talon]

I am here, comrade!

[woven marsh]

They were lewding the lolis!

[verbal talon]

WHAT

GET ORANGE MAN

GET RED MAN

[jagged tendon]

Im not competitive but easily to rage is anything goes wrong

[woven marsh]

I had to bonk them alone

[verbal talon]

GET ENTERPRISE

WHO NEEDS BONKS

[woven marsh]

They wanted to Lewd Laffey

[verbal talon]

Who we bonkin, boys

[jagged tendon]

In my defense I wanted to make stew instead

[woven marsh]

Senpoi

[cobalt wyvern]

I'm trying to find a disciple to be my heir in AL

can't find anyone

[woven marsh]

Time to get Bonked

[cobalt wyvern]

everyone play it for a week and then leave

😔

[verbal talon]

@dapper plank

[woven marsh]

Justice

[verbal talon]

[woven marsh]

[verbal talon]

[dapper plank]

[verbal talon]

[woven marsh]

What I like about mobile discord is that you can spam emotes

[verbal talon]

yeeah i have to click them all

[woven marsh]

on PC the menu disappears when you use emotes

[verbal talon]

its annoying and tedious

yep

[woven marsh]

[verbal talon]

gotta open it every time

[woven marsh]

Horni senpoi

[dapper plank]

[verbal talon]

bad horni\

[woven marsh]

Hornies get Bonkies

[jagged tendon]

Small horni

[woven marsh]

[dapper plank]

who needs nitro?

[cobalt wyvern]

@cobalt wyvern

[jagged tendon]

[dapper plank]

ill gift it

[woven marsh]

I need to bonk you

for looding

[cobalt wyvern]

I had Nitro once

it was cool but I don't mind

[verbal talon]

@dapper plank gib

[dapper plank]

if you win the giveaway

[verbal talon]

[dapper plank]

[woven marsh]

Senpoi, save for spoot skin

[verbal talon]

[cobalt wyvern]

give corgspite @dapper plank

I need it for research

[jagged tendon]

Xmas spoot

[dapper plank]

oh god

[woven marsh]

Get Xmas spoot or

[verbal talon]

Kroto, has Senpoi been bonked enough or should we continue

[woven marsh]

One more, for good measure

[dapper plank]

i cant live on

[woven marsh]

Senpoi, if we catch you looding lolis

[verbal talon]

[woven marsh]

[dapper plank]

but i can lood spoot?

[woven marsh]

sigh

Lesson was not learned

[dapper plank]

[woven marsh]

Jack, after you

[verbal talon]

[woven marsh]

[dapper plank]

[woven marsh]

Poor Graf tho

[cobalt wyvern]

I remember accidentally discovering that you can activate spoot's special touch line if you click on her thighs

[woven marsh]

That said, looks like she's enjoying it

[cobalt wyvern]

(only works on pre-retrofit skin)

[woven marsh]

@cobalt wyvern

[cobalt wyvern]

I did it accidentally

unironically

[woven marsh]

Guys how do I breathe?

[cobalt wyvern]

idk

dies

[woven marsh]

for real tho I can't lol

Gotta go find the spray thing

inb4 I die

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

brb

[jagged tendon]

Dont die

[woven marsh]

hopefully

[cobalt wyvern]

I mean the thing I remember the most from the Little Renown event was getting Akagi from the fox mines

lemme dig up the screenshot

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/578395628485476362/705118039007428668/unknown.png

trust

I couldn't manage to get Amagi so I was like "fuck it, let's get Akagi instead" @woven marsh

[dapper plank]

i think he meant the breather

[woven marsh]

Okay I read the wikihow

I remember how to breathe now

Pretending to be human is hard

How do you even live

[jagged tendon]

In pain

peko

[verbal talon]

fighting against horni

[woven marsh]

I got Akaga in 2 days

[jagged tendon]

*Kagagi

[cobalt wyvern]

I got Akagi in 4 months @woven marsh

Akagi in April

[woven marsh]

My friend who got me into the game still has only one fox

[cobalt wyvern]

and Kaga in August

[woven marsh]

#gameplay-help message

Ido

Crash the economy

[cobalt wyvern]

@woven marsh

[jagged tendon]

Why 25 seconds

[cobalt wyvern]

because the music is funny

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

[jagged tendon]

Sex

[cobalt wyvern]

funny man

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

WhiteCrow

[cobalt wyvern]

but crows are black

what a dum dum

[woven marsh]

But he’s a Lexington god

[cobalt wyvern]

and?

crows are still black

[jagged tendon]

Its albino

[cobalt wyvern]

sciencedammit

[woven marsh]

There are white crows

[cobalt wyvern]

not on my watch

🔫

[woven marsh]

Also

Whitecrow is better than me so

[jagged tendon]

Ngl I didnt believe it

[cobalt wyvern]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/KaleidoscopicSpicyHalibut-small.gif
Kroto when he sees whitecrow post an emote in a public channel

[woven marsh]

[woven marsh]

His tv might be broken

[frail bone]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/415874460713746442/777934903730896906/739111400458289253.gif

[cobalt wyvern]

RIP AVGN's TV

the power of allah was too much

[woven marsh]

The fuck is this message anyway

What’s an unfading smile

[jagged tendon]

Eugen skin

[cobalt wyvern]

Eugen's bikini skin

[woven marsh]

Horni

Weirdest meme I have seen tbh

[jagged tendon]

Blame PoH for the skin

[cobalt wyvern]

I always make weird memes

so it's on brand

[jagged tendon]

Or HoW would be better?

[cobalt wyvern]

hm?

[jagged tendon]

Prince of Horni/Horni of Wales

[cobalt wyvern]

ah

[woven marsh]

2 levels till I beat Pingable

4 till I beat Botak

[jagged tendon]

She aint fooling anyone

[verbal talon]

kroto are we done bonking?

[woven marsh]

And 8 till I beat Epha

[cobalt wyvern]

I mean at first I was hopeful that I was on pace to beat Krotomax one day

then I just realized that it won't ever happen

because unlike most other level 100+ people I know

Kroto actually plays consistently

[jagged tendon]

Play more than him

[cobalt wyvern]

well I play every day

I haven't missed a day ever since installing it in April

[woven marsh]

I don’t play that much

[cobalt wyvern]

where can you see that @woven marsh

I'm curious

[woven marsh]

iPhone?

Or trashdroid

[cobalt wyvern]

Android

no iPhony

@woven marsh

[jagged tendon]

"Trashdroid"

[woven marsh]

It is trash

I think it’s like “Digital Wellbeing and parental control”

Or something

It’s screentime on iOS

[brisk plaza]

@woven marsh any guild for or what are the benefits of a guild

[arctic hawk]

Showing off what you pull :v

[woven marsh]

Until they add guild update

My guild has a future US president who promises catgirls

And someone who’s dead inside

@leaden arrow right?

[jagged tendon]

Isnt your guild brazilian tho

[arctic hawk]

Just "one" person who's dead inside?

Rookie numbers.

[woven marsh]

No, but for some fucking reason like half the guild is Brazilian

[leaden arrow]

Yeah

[woven marsh]

Even have a Brazilian grill

Who gets kidnapped by her Brazilian boyfriend every month

We have a guy obsessed with two things

Helena

And Bike Shorts

[jagged tendon]

Brazilian grill
Flashbacks of the soup breaking the pot

[woven marsh]

And we also bow down to a Polish overlord

[leaden arrow]

Which never shows up

[woven marsh]

Best guild in existence

Oh and we have like

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

⅓ horni emotes

⅓ happi emotes

[arctic hawk]

No-show guild masters isn't new.

[woven marsh]

⅓ ess*x

[leaden arrow]

And a few thousand yard stares

Because why not

[woven marsh]

Best guild ever

[arctic hawk]

So, your guild is actually brazillian.

[woven marsh]

It’s worldwide

[leaden arrow]

Part brazilian, part indonesian

[woven marsh]

Part Filipino

Part us

Part Poland

Part Russia

Part bike shorts

And we are also all big brain

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-bye-ciao-gif-5156041

[woven marsh]

YorkHead > YorkBruh

[jagged tendon]

YorkHead = 3/4 forehead

[woven marsh]

Big brain

[frail bone]

[jagged tendon]

[leaden arrow]

Speaking of

I tried joining the brazilian al discord

Man, is it bad

[woven marsh]

[frail bone]

[arctic hawk]

Why would you willingly go to brazil

[woven marsh]

Cos they are from 🅱️razil

[leaden arrow]

It's not willingly tho

I'm still trying to escape

[arctic hawk]

[frail bone]

i have nothing to do with this

[jagged tendon]

In my experience, brazilian/portuguese chats are one of the most cursed and fun to watch

[woven marsh]

There’s already a plan in motion to remove Brazil

And achieve world peace

[arctic hawk]

Lortugese.

[jagged tendon]

Its basically chaos but chaotic

[woven marsh]

So, 🅱️razil

[leaden arrow]

If there are two brazilians in chat, the rest of the chat automatically becomes brazilian as well

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

I noticed

[arctic hawk]

Ah, yes. The floor here is made of floor.

[woven marsh]

The floor is lava is not dangerous enough

The floor is Brazil

[leaden arrow]

[woven marsh]

[frail bone]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlvxH6B_jOE

[arctic hawk]

If you're fighting orks and yell THE FLOOR IS LAVA, what happens?
Do the orks: a. melt or b. realise they're standing on lava unharmed and gain resistance to lava?

[jagged tendon]

Are you on the floor while yelling?

[arctic hawk]

Pretend I'm mid jump.

[woven marsh]

I see you follow the church of cheese touch gaming

And know the secrets of world peace

[jagged tendon]

C. You're going to die in less than a second

[woven marsh]

If this is warhammer orks, it’s the second

And then you also die

[arctic hawk]

It's Warhammer 40k orks.

[woven marsh]

Yeah, it’s the latter

Like hell they care for logic

[arctic hawk]

There's a 50-50 chance any of those two can happen.

[frail bone]

[woven marsh]

Depends on what they believe

[visual mountain]

90% on fdg

[arctic hawk]

Depends on what WAAAGH! they belong to.

[visual mountain]

Gib the prints now

[arctic hawk]

no u

[woven marsh]

I’ll take your FdG prints now

[brisk plaza]

My beginner easy quest is done in few mins and start part 2

[leaden arrow]

Imagine grinding for fdg

[woven marsh]

Imagine using T3 ships

[leaden arrow]

Listen here

[visual mountain]

I need 1 mote t3 bp for fdg

[arctic hawk]

Please stop owning cursed images, jesus christ

[woven marsh]

I’m surrounded by Brazilians

It’s my only defense

[leaden arrow]

Ah yes

[visual mountain]

Not much choice when grinding kms pr

[leaden arrow]

Curse them before they curse you

[leaden arrow]

Christ no

[arctic hawk]

lives in the URSS
surrounded by brazilians
I do not envy you.

[woven marsh]

Shoot the thing now

[leaden arrow]

[arctic hawk]

Here, you dropped this 🔫

[woven marsh]

I have so much cursed shit

[arctic hawk]

You collect weird things, man.

[visual mountain]

[woven marsh]

And blessed

[arctic hawk]

Still one of my favorite dumb jokes.

[leaden arrow]

Bruh moment

[visual mountain]

I may just grind drake just for a reason to level hms ca

[visual mountain]

Like york

[woven marsh]

[visual mountain]

[jagged tendon]

Cursed AL hour

[woven marsh]

[jagged tendon]

Oof

[woven marsh]

All you need to know about life in USSR, surrounded by Brazil

[leaden arrow]

oh fuck

[woven marsh]

Is that you lose your mind

[arctic hawk]

Congrats. You have reached peak TRIGGERED

[woven marsh]

Found a way to offend literally everyone

[arctic hawk]

Good luck offending a romanian.

[visual mountain]

Holy balls i forgot i saved this

[woven marsh]

No PADORU

[brisk plaza]

4:20
Hours is Yorktown hornet enterprise California and Tennessee

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

One more Padoru for my collection.

[visual mountain]

Enty

[woven marsh]

It’s gonna be Tennessee

[leaden arrow]

Hornet

[visual mountain]

Horny

[leaden arrow]

Im calling it

[woven marsh]

Horni

[arctic hawk]

Hornet.

[visual mountain]

[jagged tendon]

California is in the game?

[woven marsh]

[visual mountain]

Duh

[jagged tendon]

Oh

[arctic hawk]

Imagine trying to type "Hornet", but your autocorrect kicks in.

[leaden arrow]

Who's california

[jagged tendon]

Wait no

[visual mountain]

Rare bb

[jagged tendon]

You mean Carolina?

[woven marsh]

Where have you fucking been

[visual mountain]

Nc exists

[jagged tendon]

Oh

[leaden arrow]

Oh yeah, she exists

[jagged tendon]

It shows how much i care about murica

[arctic hawk]

HERESY

[visual mountain]

California is pretty decent if you haven't got okla/Nevada to the skill node yet

[leaden arrow]

Even so

I didn't level up neither

[visual mountain]

Very good looking tho

[leaden arrow]

[visual mountain]

[woven marsh]

I’m surprised I have this all equal

[arctic hawk]

equal
IB level 3

[jagged tendon]

Wheres KMS lvl5

[woven marsh]

IB has less in general

[arctic hawk]

No excuses.

[woven marsh]

Look, it’s all >1800

[visual mountain]

Havent used enty in forever

[leaden arrow]

IB has like, three ships

[arctic hawk]

Get to grindin' dem 120s.

[leaden arrow]

Calm down

[woven marsh]

THERE IS NO IB5

[arctic hawk]

Then you must be the one to make it, Kroto.

Make IB5 great again.

[visual mountain]

Every other faction is kinda low compared to my uss and hms

[leaden arrow]

Unfortunately my bias went entirely towards uss

[visual mountain]

My highest level ijn is taco

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

396/400

pain

[leaden arrow]

What is dock space

[visual mountain]

I've sinned

Not maxing warspoot

[jagged tendon]

spee

[arctic hawk]

Why do you have two Yamashiros?

[woven marsh]

Spee

[visual mountain]

Why not

[arctic hawk]

And why don't those two have Spee

[woven marsh]

Cos Post retro Yamashiro is trash

[visual mountain]

They didn't go all out in event

[jagged tendon]

I didnt catch the event

[visual mountain]

And they may have not pulled

[jagged tendon]

And build rng is a turd

[woven marsh]

It was too hard for me

[arctic hawk]

Why not do the archive

[woven marsh]

Cos Spee is gacha only

[jagged tendon]

Archive doesnt give her

[visual mountain]

Rng is pain either way

[arctic hawk]

o, what

[visual mountain]

Yes

[woven marsh]

[leaden arrow]

spee event
no spee

[visual mountain]

Her event archive is just for gear grind

[leaden arrow]

[arctic hawk]

Thought archives give their "flagship" once.

[jagged tendon]

Shes a 60 runs reward not drop

[visual mountain]

And to test if you can kill her

[arctic hawk]

Forgot how I got mine, to be honest.

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Must've been a stroke of luck on banner pulls.

[visual mountain]

I rolled her

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

I’m only missing like 4IB ships

[visual mountain]

After perma

[woven marsh]

Spee, Zeppy, U81, U101

[visual mountain]

Farmed her sis

[woven marsh]

Can’t build a Wolfpack dammit

[arctic hawk]

Kroto, Zeppy

[leaden arrow]

I have all of them

[woven marsh]

If I had mine

[leaden arrow]

I'd trade for a bismarck

[visual mountain]

Grind fdg and odin with only zeppy

[arctic hawk]

Trade you one HONK for one Ookami Mio.

[woven marsh]

[visual mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/ookami-mio-azur-lane-hololive-dance-gif-19263216

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/ree-pepe-triggered-angry-ahhhh-gif-13627544

[cobalt wyvern]

max warspoot @visual mountain

[woven marsh]

UwU

[visual mountain]

No

[cobalt wyvern]

max warspoot @visual mountain

[arctic hawk]

Spoot good, though